Friday February 10th 2006
Zuid Sportshall, Amsterdam, Netherlands

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker, it explodes violently and we suddenly cut into a video package of moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the national French arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs, a lot of them sprawled in French, of course. They leap up and down excitedly as the anticipated show begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “I <3 DU!”, “Chimera - Be My Valentine!” and “Who wants to ride the love train?” are just a select few from a romantic crowd. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. Leah is stroking the white cat, Mr. Snuggles, who purrs under her touch.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to Exile! We’re coming to live from one of the most wonderful cities in Europe, the capital of the Netherlands, Amsterdam! We have a fabulous show lined up to you tonight as we're on the home straight for the Nuclear Pussy III pay-per-view! I’m JLT, and I'm joined by my commentary partner, Leah, we ha-? Leah: Ahem! JLT: What? Leah: You forgot to introduce Mr. Snuggles! JLT: Does it matter? Ugh, I'll do it again. Honestly. I'm JLT, and I'm joined by my commentary partner, Leah, and her pussycat Mr. Snuggles, who is the 'mascot' for NP3! Happy now? Leah: Very. JLT: You take that cat too seriously, Leah. We've got an awesome show for you tonight, our main event sees Dame Barbara teaming with uber-bitch Katia to take on Chimera and Sexy Amanda in tag team action! Both sides will face off against each other at NP3 and both will be looking to tear each other apart tonight! Leah: Let's hope Barbara doesn't break a hip. We also have the self-proclaimed 'gorgeous' French model turned wrestler, Aphrodite, taking on the current Stripped Champion, The Unibrow, in singles action. Aphrodite has said that this match was set-up in order for her to give beauty tips to the Unibrow. Nothing can help that girl except a razor!! JLT: You really need to get over the brow. We have have a first ever "Red Light District" Street Fight as we see Jinx take on Courtney Monroe later on tonight, they're fighting on a road! That should be a pretty exciting match, I can't wait to see what happens there! Let's not forget also that Bloo and Jinx cheated their way into the tournament finals by making out in front of Shane Rockford, Courtney will be looking for revenge tonight! Leah: Damn lesbians. We also have Shayla Walker taking on Tracee Nguyen, who was impressive in her debut last week. Shayla thinks that she's a legend in the making under the wing of Dame Barbara but Tracee will be looking for a victory tonight to kickstart her DU career! She turned on Aphrodite last week after a handshake, it looks like she has some trust issues! JLT: We also have The Occult taking on the debuting Sisters of Morrigan in tag team action! The Occult will be looking for a victory heading into NP3 but the Shroud of Darkness will hope to make an impact on the debut! Leah: We also have Amaryllis, Icenique and Mystika appearing on Ashley! But the star of the show will always be Mr. Snuggles, he's so darn cute! JLT: He scratched me four times today, he's not that cute! Leah: You're just jealous because your pussy doesn't adore you. [The arena lights dim and "Love at First Sight" by Kylie Minogue starts to play over the arena's PA system. Ashley dances down to the ring, decked out asa pink and red striped bee with little hearts at the end of her antennae. She shakes her stinger and climbs into the ring to her pink, glittery set. A giant cardboard heart with feather trim sits behind the four seats in the ring. The music fades away and the crowd cheers. She waits until they settle down, grinning widely.] Ashley T. Bopper: 'Ello and welcome to the Second Annual Valentine's Day Special! We've got three of the most powerful women in DU here to talk with us about their unique friendship and route to the top. Please welcome Mystika, Icenique, and Amaryllis! ["No Problems" by Lil Scrappy plays silver pyros shoot out from the stage. The trio walk down the entrance with some attitude, Icenique leading the way. They get into the ring and pose as the cameras click away. They sit down, with Amaryllis between Mystika and Icey. Ashley perches on her own seat, stil grinning.] Ashley T. Bopper: Hi ladies! Mystika: Hey there, Ash. Icenique: Yo, Ashley. Amaryllis Vasquez: Aren't we a little perky today, hmmm, sweetheart? Ashley T. Bopper: This is sort of an uncommon friendship. How did it come about? [Icenique opens her mouth to speak, but Amaryllis rips the mic from her hands.] Amaryllis Vasquez: What you think is a "good friendship," is really just a professional relationship that involves two women who just want the same thing: the Unleashed title. No more, no less. Icenique: Yeah, okay, Amaryllis. You just jealous that me and mah girl here get crunk. Amaryllis Vasquez: Whatever you say, love. [Icey rolls her eyes at her manager and shakes her head.] Ashley T. Bopper: So...you...aren't friends? Mystika: No, we are. We have been for a while. Some people just...don't want to accept that. [She shoots a look to Amaryllis.] Amaryllis Vasquez: Just because you're dating a retard... Mystika: What the Hell? He's not a retard! Amaryllis Vasquez: That's not what Icenique said. Mystika: What? Is that true, Icey? Icenique: What?! Are you trippin', girl? Amaryllis Vasquez: Oh come on, sweetheart. You have to know that they bonk behind your back. Mystika: ...Chester doesn't even know HOW to "bonk." Icenique: Nah, Mys. Y'all hit that shit all the time. I hear you down the hall in the hotel. Mystika: Well that's because I show him how. He could never do it on his own. Amaryllis Vasquez: Thus why he's a blatant retard. Obviously, Mystika, other people help him along. Mystika: Icenique would never do that to me. She'd never cheat on Ray J. [Icenique looks between the two.] Amaryllis Vasquez: Oh, come off it. Why don't you just admit you called her a drunk, bisexual ho whose ass sees more air than her face? [Icenique stands and starts shouting at Mystika over Amaryllis' head. Mystika stands and argues back, protesting that she did not say such a thing. Ashley stares back and forth between them, her bottom lip quivering. Finally, she runs off the set crying. Icenique storms out of the ring and Mystika follows after, still trying to convince her friend that she didn't say anything. Amaryllis sits in the ring still, grinning a wicked grin. The cameras zoom in on her face and then zoom back out before fading into a commercial.] [We cut backstage to see Dame Barbara sitting on a large leather sofa, watching live streaming from the arena. She has a glass of whiskey in her hand and the Askai Championship is sprawled on the seat next to her. Shayla Walker then comes from behind and hops over the chair, landing in a sitting position and opens a can of Red Bull.] Shayla Walker: I need Red Bull, Barbara. I am so tired today. Dame Barbara: Why are you tired? Shayla Walker: There were showing a late night re-run of Anime Legends Part VII and I just had to stay up and watch it. You know what I’m like with my anime. [Barbara rolls her eyes and smiles. Shayla takes a sip from the can.] Shayla Walker: So, you’re facing Amanda at the pay-per-view? Dame Barbara: Yes I am, is that weird for you? I know that she’s a dear friend of yours. Shayla Walker: Well whatever friendship we had she ruined because she clotheslined me last week, I didn’t even do anything to her. She’s really changed, it’s not the same Amanda Kauffman I used to know. [Shayla looks down-cast as Barbara looks at her protégé. Barbara then speaks in a stern tone, she pulls the Askai championship into her lap.] Dame Barbara: Well she’s certainly not a legend. I’m a legend. I’ve won countless championships and I’m holding one at this very moment, I’ve even been knighted by the Queen. That’s an honour that Amanda will never get. Shayla Walker: I don’t know, when I used to hang out with Amanda and Heather she would always talk about how cool the people were. She aspired to be the big ‘legends’ like Star, Yuku, Kaci and the rest. [Barbara laughs at the remark as Shayla takes another sip of the Red Bull can, and adjusts her ring attire.] Dame Barbara: Well I think she might be going about it the wrong way. She’s certainly not going to get ahead by randomly attacking all her friends. She seems like an angry young woman, I’ll have to knock some sense into her at NP3. Shayla Walker: I’ll be at ringside, as usual. I love seeing you work Barbara, I pick up so many hints and tricks just from being there at ringside. Dame Barbara: That’s why I always tell you to bring a notebook to the ring so you can jot down anything you notice. Shayla Walker: I know. [Barbara then stands up and hands Shayla the remote control for the television and pulls her Askai championship over her shoulder.] Dame Barbara: I have to go prepare for my match, you can watch your programmes if you like. I’ll be in the shower. I like feeling fresh for a match. Shayla Walker: Okay. [Shayla then smiles as she flicks through the local tv stations picked up in Amsterdam, she stops on a chat show where Ashlee Simpson is performing “Boyfriend” and begins to dance in her seat.] Tag Team Match Katrina & Lilith (The Occult) v Neman & Macha (The Sisters of Morrigan) JLT: Next up we have the debut of the Sisters of Morrigan, who with their manager The Master form the “Shroud of Darkness”. They’re taking on the equally mysterious Occult in tag team action! Leah: Yep, this is a warm-up for the Occult ahead of their tag championship match next week. I’m excited to see the debut of the Morrigan Sisters. I bet they’re total freaks! JLT: Don’t judge a book by its cover Leah, they could be awesome wrestlers. ["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.] [The lights go out in the arena as spotlights move about the crowd and "All Day Long I Dream About Sex" by JC Chasez being to play over the loud speakers. As the lyrics start to kick in, a green spotlight goes to the entranceway and Katrina walks out from behind the curtain. Katrina enters the ring and begins to pose for the crowd, who begins to boo their once favorite diva. Kat just ignores them and continues to pose] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 387lbs, to be accompanied by Charmion and Kristin Wallace-Hudson, they are Katrina and Lilith...THE OCCULT!!! [A flash of lightning strikes the ramp way, followed by a huge bloom of pyrotechnic smoke. From the mist appears The Shroud of Darkness with Belatucardos the Master leading the way. At ringside The Masters stops and the Sisters Of Morrigan Macha and Neman enter the ring, sliding under the bottom rope.] John Roe: Introducing their opponents, hailing from Parts Unknown, to be accompanied to the ring by The Master, they are Neman and Macha...THE SISTERS OF MORRIGAN!!! [Katrina and Neman start in the ring first. Neman pulls Katrina into a side head lock but Katrina pushes her to the ropes and nails an arm drag. Both women find their feet as Katrina runs towards Neman, Neman counters with a shoulder block sending the Queen of Pain to the mat. Neman tags in Macha as the two pull Katrina to her feet and execute a double DDT.] JLT: The Sisters of Morrigan are putting a good fight! Leah: What’s with the guy with that white mask? [Macha pulls Katrina to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Macha nails a roundhouse kick to the sex kitten and then climbs to the top rope. Macha leaps and attempts an elbow to the skull but Katrina rolls out of the way. Macha finds her feet and holds her elbow as Katrina kicks her in the mid-section and nails a “Kat Nip” flipping piledriver, driving Macha into the canvas.] JLT: That is a pretty spectacular move, Katrina doesn’t do it too often! Leah: She was in trouble, she was a desperate hobag. [Katrina tags in Lilith. The duo then join arms as Macha climbs to her feet, the duo nail a double clothesline to Macha. Lilith pulls Macha to her feet and executes a military press over her head. She then tosses Macha out of the ring and into the Master at ringside. The Master catches Macha in his arms and props her back on the apron.] JLT: The Master just caught Macha! Leah: Maybe that mask has special powers? [Lilith approaches Macha and brings her back by her throat. Lilith then attempts a baldo bomb but Macha lands on her feet, Macha then executes her “Slain Evil” superkick finisher. Lilith falls to the canvas as Macha tag in her partner Neman.] [The Sisters of Morrigan then stand on either side of a keeled over Lilith. They pull her up into a double powerbomb position but Lilith is too heavy to hoist up. They abandon the move and attempt a double clothesline but Lilith catches them both and grabs them by their throat. She hoists them up into the air and back down into the canvas with a hellish chokeslam. Lilith then pins Neman. The referee counts.] JLT: Lilith just nailed a double chokeslam! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…THE OCCULT!!! [The Master drags his team out of the ring and helps them up on the outside. Kristin Wallace-Hudson and Charmion climb into the ring as Katrina and Lilith hug each other. Kristin then hands Katrina a microphone who brings it to her lips and speaks, waiting for “Planet Hell” to stop playing.] Katrina: As you all know, I’m getting a divorce. You’ve all been talking about it, you’ve all been gossiping about me, I know you have. I don’t mind that, you can talk all you want. At NP3, not only will Lilith and I win the DU Tag Team Championships but I will also have a very special surprise for all of you! [Katrina then smiles as she drops the microphone. The Occult then leave the ring with smiles on their faces, satisfied with a victory heading into their championship matches. Katrina then waves to the fans as she heads up the ramp.] JLT: The Occult pick up a victory tonight, I wonder what Katrina’s surprise is? Leah: Hmm, a sex tape with Tom Cruise? JLT: I don’t think so. [We cut backstage to see Aphrodite walking with a perfume bottle in her hand, it has “Free Samples” written on the white label as Aphrodite smiles and runs a hand through her hair. She then approaches a locker room door with the name “Tracee Nguyen” hanging, she smiles slyly and bangs on the door.] [Deanna Nguyen opens it and scowls, the Aphrodite smiles and waves at her. Deanna then closes the door, Aphrodite scowls to her herself and rolls her eyes, letting out a sigh. She knocks on the door again, Deanna yanks it open.] Deanna Nguyen: What do you want? Aphrodite: I need to see Tracee. I have a Valentine’s Day gift for her. Deanna Nguyen: Why should I let you in? Aphrodite: Actually, I have a Valentines gift for both of you. [Deanna closes the door once again as Aphrodite rolls her eyes in frustration of being shut out. It’s opened several seconds later by Tracee Nguyen, who fake smiles at Aphrodite.] Tracee Nguyen: Come in. [Aphrodite smiles and walks in, she looks around the dressing room, sneering at the Nguyne’s bags. Tracee shuts the door and stands next to her sister, crossing her arms. Aphrodite then giggles to herself.] Aphrodite: Tracee, I know why you turned on me last week after our handshake. You’re bitter that you lost, I think you were also intimidated by being in the presence as someone as great as me, and well, your insecure jealously took over. Aphrodite: Now, I’m going to put that behind me because I like you, you impress me last week and that’s hard to do. So this week I’ve decided to allow you to sample my upcoming perfume. [Aphrodite smiles as Deanna and Tracee exchange looks.] Aphrodite: Give me your wrist. [Aphrodite then grabs Tracee wrist and begins to spray the perfume on it, Tracee then stares at her. Aphrodite then begins to spray her in the face and arms, causing Tracee to stumble backwards and cough from the fumes. Tracee then shoves Aphrodite backwards.] Aphrodite: Oops, did I put too much? What do you think? It smells fabulous doesn’t it? Deanna Nguyen: It smells fine. Can you leave us alone? We were going over match strategy until we were rudely interrupted. Aphrodite: Okay, I just wanted you to sample my latest fragence. I’ll see you two ladies around. [Aphrodite goes to leave the room and heads to the door with a smile. She opens it but Tracee pushes it shut. Tracee’s eyes narrow as she talks to Aphrodite.] Tracee Nguyen: I just want you to know that I don’t trust anybody. You’re not going to be my friend. My job is here to wrestle, I don’t have allies, I don’t want any Valentine’s Day presents, okay? Aphrodite: Okay, Tracee, it’s okay that you’re jealous of me. I’ll leave before you burst a blood vessel. [Aphrodite pulls the door open and turns and waves to the Nguyen sisters. Deanna shakes her head in disbelief as Tracee looks amused.] Aphrodite: Au revior! [Tracee then turns to Deanna who shakes her head further. We cut back to ringside.] JLT: What was that? Aphrodite just gave Tracee Nguyen a sample of her perfume. I’m surprised that Aphrodite wants to be friends after she was attacked last week. Leah: Maybe she’s a stalker? I bet that perfume smelt of garlic. She is French after all. [The sound of John Williams fills the arena as the fans give a cheer as the Unibrow struts out on to the stage, she has the Stripped Championship tightly fitted around her waist. Next to her stands Dr. Doomsday, with his top-hat on and his Churchill-style clothing. The Unibrow then heads to the ring, slapping the fans hands before rolling in the ring.] [She takes a microphone from John Roe and smiles to Dr. Doomsday, who raises an eyebrow to her. The Unibrow waits for her music to cut off. The music doesn’t so the Unibrow shouts over it, looking annoyed.] The Unibrow: Shut the music off, I have an announcement! [The tron screen goes to static as the Unibrow’s video and music or cut off in a loud interruption of white noise. Flickering and finally fading in the screen reveals a close up shot of the face of Joanie Storm. Her amber eyes blaze with a fierce inner light, her pink tinged lips are quirked in a half smile.] Joanie Storm: And just when you thought you had won the war.. Look whose back for round two. [Joanie’s face twists into a mask of contemptuous anger.] Joanie Storm: You haven’t won anything yet. You beat once with a lucky shot from that vase. But ask yourself… How many times have I pinned you in the middle of the ring? That’s right… Three… I may have underestimated you and turned my back for at the wrong time. But listen well Monobrow… It will never happen again. Your time as the Stripped Champion as at it’s end… This time I will end it one way or another… [Joanie’s eyes narrow as she bears her teeth looking more like a feral cat then a human.] Joanie Storm: This is it… I am tired of playing with you. A cage match… No interference… No escape… No hope. Just you and me till the end. When I leave you in a heap in the middle of the ring.. I will claim what is mine. The Stripped Title… But… if I fail… then I will retire from Divas Unleashed. Joanie Storm will be gone never to return. [Her mouth forms into a sinister smile. The Unibrow raises her monobrow and looks shocked, Joanie then smiles back.] Joanie Storm: Yah you heard me right… My career for the belt. But just remember one thing… You won’t beat me ever again! [Joanie breaks out into a maniacal laughter as the screen and audio return to the Unibrow’s normal entrance. Dr. Doomsday then heads over to the Unibrow and begins to talk into her as the Stripped Champion scowls. The Unibrow nods and rolls out of the ring, climbing into the crowd and making an exit backstage.] JLT: Joanie Storm is back Leah, did you hear that huge announcement? She said she’s going to put her career on the line when she takes on the Unibrow at NP3! Can you believe that? Leah: I can’t believe my luck, I hate the Unibrow but I’d love to see Joanie abolished from DU, in a cage match too, they’re going to tear each other apart! Standard Match Shayla Walker v Tracee Nguyen JLT: Next up we have Tracee Nguyen tackling Shayla Walker in the second match of her DU career. Shayla is being trained by living legend Barbara and will be once more testing out her newly-learnt skills. Leah: Yes, Tracee was impressive last week and Shayla had a diverse line-up of opponents, I’m interested to see how she fairs tonight. ["Boom" by P.O.D. begins to blue fireworks at the entrance. Shayla Walker walks down to the ring with Dame Barbara at her side. Shayla hugs Barbara before climing into the ring and standing in her corner.] John Roe: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Barberton, Ohio; at a weight of 112lbs...SHAYLA WALKER!!! [The scene goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle. She jumps down and begins to itch at her face, which has a red-like rash on her face and on her arms where Aphrodite sprayed her earlier.] John Roe: Her opponent, from South Texas, at a weight of 125lbs and to be accompanied by Deanna Nguyen...TRACEE NGUYEN!!! JLT: It looks as if Tracee’s had some allergic reaction to the perfume Aphrodite sprayed on her earlier! Leah: Ha, maybe she sprayed her with anthrax? That’d be bitchy. JLT: I don’t think it’s that serious. [Tracee itches her arms as she looks at the redness of them, Deanna then shrugs from ringside. The referee calls for the bell as the two women tie up, Shayla then whips Tracee to the ropes and attempts a back body drop but Tracee kicks Shayla in the head. Tracee then clotheslines Shayla down into the canvas.] [Tracee then pulls Shayla back to her feet and hoists her into the air with a brainbuster suplex. Tracee then plants Shayla square into the canvas and heads to the top rope. She leaps off with a moonsault which connects to the young protégé, Tracee then hooks the leg.] [1] [2] [Shayla kicks out.] [Tracee brings Shayla to her feet and tosses her into the corner. Tracee nails a few shots to her face before propping her on the top rope. Tracee then tries to nail Shayla across the face again but Shayla grabs Tracee by her hair and pulls her into a tornado DDT.] JLT: She planted her right on her head! Leah: I bet Barbara taught her that! [Shayla then nips up to her feet and waits for Tracee to find hers. When she does, Shayla hits the ropes and leaps over Tracee with a running sunset flip. The referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Tracee rolls out.] [Both women find their feet, Shayla runs towards Tracee with an attempted clothesline but Tracee ducks and nails a back body drop planting Shayla in the canvas. Tracee then stomps on Shayla before she pulls her to her feet, she scratches her face at the seeming ‘rash’. She pulls Shayla into a powerbomb position and hoists her into the air with a widow’s peak “South Texas Deathride” position.] JLT: She’s going to nail her finisher! [Aphrodite then emerges and is strutting down the apron, Tracee’s eyes narrow as she releases Shayla from her finisher position. Aphrodite stands at ringside as Tracee begins to shout at her and point at the rash on her face from Aphrodite’s perfume.] JLT: What is she doing out here?! Leah: She’s interested in seeing her ‘friend’! [Suddenly from behind comes Shayla Walker, who executes a school boy and pins Tracee. The referee counts as Deanna and Aphrodite begin to argue on the outside of the ring.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…SHAYLA WALKER!!! JLT: Aphrodite just cost Tracee Nguyen a victory! [Shayla then rolls out of the ring and smiles at her victory. Tracee finds her feet and angrily kicks the bottom rope, Aphrodite is still arguing with Deanna with suddenly Tracee leans back on the ropes and propels herself over with a suicide plancha, connecting to Aphrodite and sending both women down.] [Tracee begins to hit Aphrodite in the head with stiff punches and after several minutes, Deanna pulls her off as Aphrodite lies on the floor, shocked that her ‘friend’ attacked her. Aphrodite then stands and walks up the ramp with a smile on her face, Tracee looks annoyed as she watches her new found rival head backstage.] Leah: I think that Tracee is seething for Aphrodite right now, I bet she’d love to just beat the crap out of each other. Mr. Snuggles agrees with me and he’s a wise cat. JLT: Well it’s pretty obvious if you ask me. [We cut backstage into the office of Shane Rockford. He’s sitting behind a desk in his leather chair as Tequila is rolling around on top of it wearing a red silk lingerie number and funky tunes blast from a radio. She grinds into the desk and then rolls onto her feet, dancing in front of him.] [Her dancing is interrupted by knocking on the door as Amaryllis enters. Shane then uses a remote and clicks off the stereo and clears his throat, a breathless Tequila looks at Amaryllis with a pissed expression on her face. Amaryllis looks the blonde up and down and shakes her head.] Amaryllis Vasquez: Shane, I wanted to see you. Shane Rockford: What about? I hope you know that you made Ashley cry earlier. She was in here threatening to quit, Tequila had to slap her. Amaryllis Vasquez: I don’t care about her. I want to make you an offer you can’t refuse. Tequila: I already did that Amaryllis, you’re wasting your time. Stop propositioning my man in front of me, you’re so rude. [Amaryllis stares at Tequila who raises her eyebrows and crosses her arms.] Amaryllis Vasquez: As I was saying, I think that there lacks some spunk in the main event at NP3, so how about it we make it so that I’m the special guest referee? Shane Rockford: Well that does make sense. It’d give you a chance to settle your problems. I hope you’re not going to be a biased referee otherwise I can’t allow it. Amaryllis Vasquez: Biased? Me? Never. Shane Rockford: Okay then. I’ll sign you into the match as the special guest referee. It was playing on my mind anyway, will you be a doll and let Icenique and Mystika know? Amaryllis Vasquez: Can’t you do it? Shane Rockford: Well Holly had an accident with coffee earlier and she had to go to casualty. Amaryllis Vasquez: Fine. [Amaryllis turns and heads for the door to leave the room, she pauses and looks Tequila up and down and laughs to herself. Tequila then frowns and makes her way back over to Shane, she hops up onto his desk.] Tequila: Thank you for all your Valentine’s Day presents Shane. I told you that all my presents are coming later on. Shane Rockford: I know. The watch you got me was pretty cool though. Tequila: Thanks, if you think that was cool then you should see what I’m going to be wearing at NP3. It’s in celebration of the DU Tag Team tournament. It’s going to be starlicious. Shane Rockford: Sounds good to me. [Tequila then leans in to kiss Shane as we cut to ringside. Leah removes her hands from Mr. Snuggles eyes and shakes head her at JLT.] Leah: That was appalling. Mr. Snuggles was almost blinded at the site of Tecky’s fake boobs. He shouldn’t have to look at that. JLT: Well it appears Shane and Tequila are celebrating Valentine’s Day but what about the revelation that Amaryllis will be the guest referee in the title match at NP3? Leah: Who cares? Mr. Snuggles was most offended. That’s the real issue here. [The camera zooms out to reveal Katia standing next to Livia in the parking lot. Katia is dressed in an evening gown with her hair studded with diamonds, Livia shivers in the cold. They stand in front of a van, after several seconds the back door of the van opens and a ramp is pushed out.] [Katia smiles as four huge bodyguards wheel out a huge square object on wheels. The camera moves to reveal that it’s Katia’s new jewelry line that is on a display case, Katia then stops the men and smiles at her “Treasures of Alexandria”.] Katia: Now, I want you all to know that these are very precious jewels. They cost a lot of money and will make me a lot of money. Nothing can happen to these jewels. You have to protect them with your life. [Katia then points her finger at the bodyguards, who have bulging biceps and are around 6’7 foot tall.] Katia: If I catch any of you slacking on this job I will have you fired and maybe even executed. These fabulous jewels are part of my new line and nothing must happen to them. Nothing. Are we clear? [The bodyguards nod as Katia smiles and takes Livia’s arm.] Katia: Good. [Katia and Livia then turn and walk back into the arena together as the men push the display case into the Amsterdam arena. One of the bodyguards gives the camera a stern look before pushing the cameraman over for getting too close to the jewels.] [We cut back to ringside.] JLT: I wonder why Katia is bringing her jewels here? Look at all that protection has for them. Leah: She wants to show off. Or she realizes that Mr. Snuggles needs some bling and she’s such a big pussy lover that she’s going to give them to me for free! JLT: I somehow think that’s not the case. "Red Light District" Street Fight Courtney Monroe v Jinx JLT: Can you believe the match up next Leah? It’s Courtney Monroe and Jinx fighting it out in a “Red Light District” Street Fight! How amazing is that! Leah: Well let’s hope they don’t get mistaken for prostitutes. JLT: Blonde Ambition, Bloo and Jinx and the Occult will all face off in a huge triple threat match for the currently vacant DU Tag Team Championships next week at Nuclear Pussy III. This is a prime opportunity for Courtney and Jinx to get the upper-hand by dishing out a harsh beating tonight! Leah: Especially in a street fight! [The camera cuts to see Courtney and Jinx standing on either side of a road. Some local hookers have gathered to watch the event and stand on the corner, waving at passing cards. The road is dark and is lit up by street lights as the closed shops are in the background. The referee stands in the middle of the ring and blows a whistle, declaring the start of the contest.] JLT: Here we go! [Courtney skips towards Jinx and Jinx hits her in the face with a stiff right hand sending her into the tarmac of the road. Jinx straddles Courtney and repeatedly rams her head into the hard road. Jinx brings Courtney to her feet and attempts to suplex her but Courtney wriggles out and lands behind Jinx. Jinx then turns as Courtney begins to run away.] [Courtney runs over to the local hookers as Jinx runs after her, Courtney crouches behind them and they circle them as the hookers shout in rapid Dutch. One of the hookers then spits out her chewing gum at Jinx, hitting her in the face, Jinx shrieks and begins to wipe her face. Jinx then scowls at the hookers and pulls one of them into a front face lock. Jinx then leaps into the air and kicks the other two hookers in the face before planting the gum-spitter on the pavement.] JLT: Jinx just attacked a local group of prostitutes! Leah: Ha! Well one of them gave Jinx her own version of the purple mist! [Courtney comes from behind to Jinx and rolls her into a school boy. The referee kneels in position and begins to count.] [1] [2] [Jinx rolls out.] JLT: That was a close call! [Courtney then grabs Jinx and knees her in the face, Courtney then grabs Jinx by her hair and executes a hair toss, aiming at a shop and sending Jinx crashing through the shop window. The alarm of the shop begins to sound as Jinx lies amongst the glass on the floor, Courtney cheers herself. She does a cheerleader-like kick and runs over to Jinx.] JLT: Courtney just threw Jinx into that, wait, it’s a sex shop! Leah: Look at all those dildos! [Courtney brings Jinx to her feet but Jinx shoves Courtney backwards into a wall full of porn DVDs. Jinx then staggers, holding her head as Courtney grabs a DVD and begins to throw them at Jinx like Frisbees. Jinx ducks and dives them before she leaps down into an aisle of the shop.] [Courtney then stops with her DVD weapons and wipes her forehead. Courtney then skips towards the aisle Jinx leapt down when suddenly she’s hit in the by a group of dildos that have been tied together. Courtney falls onto the broken glass as Jinx covers.] Leah: This could be it! [1] [2] [Courtney kicks out.] [Jinx then stomps on Courtney and brings her out of the sex shop. Jinx then tries to bulldog Courtney onto the pavement but Courtney counters and shoves Jinx into a fire hydrant, which sends her tumbling over and into the middle of the road. Courtney then runs towards Jinx and executes a cartwheel into an elbow drop. Courtney covers.] JLT: That’s an innovative move from Courtney! [1] [2] [Jinx gets her shoulder up.] Leah: These women are really taking the fight to each other. JLT: You’re right there Leah. [Courtney begins to cheer herself as local crowds that have gathered cheer her. Courtney then pulls Jinx to her feet and slaps her across the face. Suddenly a car swerves round the corner of the road and heads towards Courtney and Jinx at speed, Courtney rolls the two out of the way as the car narrowly misses them. We see Lilith’s head sticking out of the car as she curses the driver for missing them and disappears around the other end of the road.] JLT: Did you see that? Lilith just tried to run over Courtney and Jinx! Leah: She missed, too bad! [Courtney and Jinx stand to their feet and look stunned, Jinx then nails Courtney in the face with a fist. Jinx tries to pull Courtney into her downward spiral “Stroke of Bad Luck” finisher but Courtney elbows out of it. Courtney then shoves Jinx backwards sending her into a brick wall. Jinx’s head bounces off the brick.] JLT: Ouch! Did you see her head bounce off those bricks? Leah: It was certainly a Kodak moment, I’m annoyed I didn’t set the video recorder. I didn’t know the match was going to be this good! [Courtney then runs towards Jinx and executes a handspring elbow but Jinx moves out of the way and Courtney collides with the wall. Courtney holds her head as Jinx kicks her in the mid-section and pulls her over to a sidewalk bench. Jinx then executes the “Stroke of Bad Luck” and drives Courtney’s head onto the edge of the bench, she bounces off it and lies on the pavement. Jinx then covers.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: She did it! Jinx pinned Courtney! Leah: That was a fabulous match, dildos, fire hydrants, Jinx beating up hookers, wonderful! We should have it more often! [Jinx stands to her feet and makes a sign around her waist that she’ll be holding the championship. She turns around when she’s met by a siren blast from Carley Monroe with a fog horn, Jinx stumbles backwards and holds her eyes as Carley giggles and leaps up and down.] Leah: Haha! Did you see that? [Suddenly from behind comes Bloo who grabs Carley by her hair and tosses her into a roadside tree, Carley Monroe hits it and falls to the floor, holding her head. Bloo, Jinx and Trixie then celebrate and hug each other before heading towards a nearby van and making a swift exit.] JLT: It looks like Bloo and Jinx just beat down Blonde Ambition ahead of their championship match! I can’t wait for Nuclear Pussy III, Leah, we’re crowning brand new champions, do you think Bloo and Jinx have a fair shot at gold? Leah: They all do. [“Headstrong” by Trapt suddenly blasts over the P/A system. The fans give a confused a reaction as they have no clue whose coming out. A portion of the crowd soon gives a more lively reaction as a woman dressed in a leather jacket, black skin tight pants, walks out amongst them and jumps over the guard rail and shoves the camera man standing in her way.] JLT: Who’s that? Leah: I don’t know. She looks angry. I don’t blame her, she’s got too much blusher on, she’s probably just pissed at her make-up artist. [The woman slides into the ring under the bottom rope and as she gets to her feet she removes her jacket and throws it hard at Leah.] Leah: Hey! Mind Mr. Snuggles, you bitch! [The woman simply shrugs at Leah's comment before turning and snatching the microphone away from John Roe and ordering him out of the ring.] Woman: I’m not one for lengthy introductions so lets make this short and sweet. The name’s Suzie Woods and I’m not here to make nice with anybody! I’m not here to have little tea parties, trade make up tips I’m here to kick some @$$! Rockford and whatever your blonde partner’s name is lets get something straight right off the bat! Suzie Woods: I just came from a company where I took nothing but crap, so I’m out here to tell you I’m not about to take any crap from either of you two, or any of your prissy little girls you have back there! I’m not getting involved in any topless match or any other T&A crap related match. Screw with me and watch what happens! Rockford you don’t like it, I missed the part where that’s my problem, life’s a bitch Rockford deal with it! [Suzie rolls out of the ring and goes over to Leah and snatches the jacket from her, puts it on and turns to go.] Leah: Honestly, how rude is that? Mr. Snuggles could’ve been hurt. She seems like an angry bitch. [Suzie stops and her fists clench she then turns back towards the announce table and slowly makes a beeline towards Leah.] JLT: Maybe you shouldn’t have said that… Leah: Ugh, I had women on PMS. I bet it’s a lack of sex, get laid, you bitch! [Suzie grabs Leah by her top roughly and glares at her for a tense moment before lightly patting her on the cheek, she then turns once again and disappears into the crowd.] JLT: Well, she certainly made a debut. Leah: Whatever. Next please. [We see the Unibrow walking backstage, with Dr. Doomsday following her. The Unibrow is dressed in her ring attire and she bursts into the office of Shane Rockford, Tequila’s lip curls in disgust at the sight of the monobrow. The Unibrow walks up to Shane’s desk.] Shane Rockford: Well if it isn’t the sitcom star, what can I do you? The Unibrow: I want my match changed. I don’t want to compete in a cage match against Joanie Storm. Shane Rockford: Well I’m sorry but I’ve already signed it. Joanie came in here earlier and made the deal final. The Unibrow: But it’s unfair! I’m the champ, I should be able to choose what stipulation it is, she chose last time! Shane Rockford: I know she did but I know you had a stipulation in mind. Joanie is putting her career on the line, I wasn’t happy about that, I wasn’t happy about losing one of my potential stars so I had to give her the match stipulation. It could be her last match. The Unibrow: It will be, it’s just unfair! Shane Rockford: There’s nothing I can do. Sorry. [The Unibrow looks at Dr. Doomsday who smiles at her. The Unibrow then gives Shane a frown, suddenly Dr. Doomsday charges towards Tequila and attempts a plancha but she screams and rolls out of the way as Dr. Doomsday hits the floor with a thud.] Shane Rockford: I think it’s time you left? [The Unibrow sighs and turns, she helps up Dr. Doomsday and stumbles out of the room with him. Tequila takes a seat on the leather sofa and opens a magazine, she flips the pages.] Tequila: She is such a freak. [We see Amaryllis Vasquez walking down a corridor in the locker room area, she passes several officials and workmen. She has a collection of papers in her hand as she struts backstage. She smiles as she pushes open a door to the locker room marked “Icenique”, inside we see Icenique watching tv with her back to Mystika, who is sitting on Chester’s lap, watching Chester play video games on his PSP.] [Amaryllis stands in the middle of the room and clears her throat as Icenique and Mystika both glance at her and continue what they’re doing. Amaryllis sighs and breaks the silence, with her voice full of joy.] Amaryllis Vasquez: I have an announcement to make. In 10 days at Nuclear Pussy III, the championship match between Icenique and Mystika won’t be an ordinary championship match. You see I went to see Shane and he’s granted yours truly the position of special guest referee! [Both Icenique and Mystika stand up and approach Amaryllis, Icenique has a suspicious look in her as Mystika’s eyes narrow.] Mystika: That’s just great. You’re going to try and screw me over. Amaryllis Vasquez: I’m going to be a fair referee. Mystika: Bullshit, you’re going to try and screw me over. You’re jealous of the friendship Icey and I have, you made up a bunch of shit to try and turn us against each other and yeah, it was working, but this is a step too far. Amaryllis Vasquez: What? I’m only the referee, chill out. Mystika: You’re meddling in my career, I’ve worked my ass my entire life to get this Unleashed Championship shot. I’m a former 3WL World Champion, and I don’t care if I have to kick your ass in order to preserve my chance at the Unleashed belt. I want to get this straight, I want to win the championship and nothing is going to stop me. [Mystika bumps into Amaryllis as she walks past, Chester then chases after her still playing his video game and accidently runs into a wall. Icenique then shakes her head at Amaryllis who shrugs and acts innocent.] Amaryllis Vasquez: Was it something I said? [Icenique then turns her back on Amaryllis and sits down on the sofa as Amaryllis frowns to herself. We cut back to ringside.] JLT: It looks like Mystika isn’t too happy about the news that Amaryllis is the special guest referee! Leah: She’s just jealous because Amaryllis has pointy tits. Standard Match Aphrodite v The Unibrow JLT: We have Aphrodite taking on the Unibrow next, Aphrodite gave Tracee Nguyen a dose of her perfume earlier tonight and it looked to have backfired! Leah: It did, the Unibrow needs a shave and this should be an interesting match to say the least! Let's not forget Joanie Storm is still gunning for the Stripped champ! [As both divas face each other inside the ring The Unibrow looks to be ready to unleash some punishment on Aphrodite who all ready has one over the Stripped champion. Aphrodite before Unibrow can do anything to her gets behind the ref for protection and walks over to Ruby who hands her a pocket mirror] [Aphrodite now with the pocket mirror in hand begins to check on her face, but as she's busy looking at herself Unibrow sneaks behind her and knocks her down by grabbing hold of her blonde locks, Aphrodite now with a pissed off expression looks up at Unibrow who gives her a sly smile, Unibrow then jumps on top of Aphrodite and starts ramming her head on the ring floor and also slaps her a couple of times.] JLT: The Unibrow looks to be taking out her frustrations on Aphrodite. Leah: She's just jealous of Aphrodite's perfect eyebrows! [Aphrodite looks a little daze now as The Unibrow grabs on to her hair and throws her to the turnbuckle. Unibrow then attempts a running clothesline on Aphrodite but Aphrodite moves out of the way and Unibrow crashes hard on the turnbuckle. Aphrodite now looking at Unibrow with a mean glare begins to slap The Brow in the face repeatedly before picking her up and placing her on the top rope. Aphrodite then tries to hit a Super plex on the Stripped Champion but Unibrow saw that coming, and while Aphrodite tried to get up on the middle rope Unibrow kicks her in the midsection and sends Aphrodite flying to the floor. Unibrow then seizes the opportunity to get on the top rope] [As The Unibrow looks down at the still fallen Aphrodite she tries to hit a Body Splash.. A maneuver that she's not really accustomed too but tonight she looks ready for some action. Unibrow goes for the Splash and nails it perfectly on Aphrodite who looks hurt right about now. Unibrow goes for the cover but just as quickly Ruby gets on the apron and gets the attention of the referee so Unibrow goes over to her and starts to yell at the ref to get her down. Aphrodite finally manages to get on her feet and goes to attack Unibrow but she sees her coming so as Aphrodite goes for a Running clothesline, The Unibrow moves out of the way and Aphrodite ends up hitting Ruby across the face.] Leah: Haha! I love it when that happens! [Aphrodite goes to the outside now to catch a breather and also to check up on her manager who's still on the ground holding on to her face but she tells Aphrodite to get back inside the ring. As Aphrodite tries to get in, Unibrow nails some kicks on the head of the Parisian Diva before picking her up forcefully by the hair. Unibrow then whips her to the ropes and tries to hit Aphrodite with a clothesline but Aphrodite instead nails her with a Spear. Aphrodite now with the advantage gets on top of Unibrow and slaps her across the face before picking her up by the neck. She then starts to yell obscenities to the Stripped Champion before hitting her with an Evenflow DDT..Aphrodite goes for the cover.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Unibrow kicks out before the third count and this really gets Aphrodite upset who quickly picks up The Brow and nails a spiked Piledriver. Aphrodite then takes The Unibrow and sends her crashing out of the ring. Doomsday now goes to check on his protege but Ruby goes over to him and unexpectedly and lowblows him out of the picture. Ruby the grabs hold on to Unibrow who's still hurt and as Aphrodite distracts the Ref inside the ring Ruby attempts to Irish-whip her toward the barricade, but Unibrow flips Ruby over and sends her crashing to it. The Unibrow now gets inside the ring and marches on to Aphrodite who also marches close to her and now we have two Divas scratching and pulling on each others hair out. The Unibrow manages to get on top and actually rips off Aphrodite's blouse exposing her baby pink bra. Aphrodite holds on to her breasts and eyes up The Unibrow who's celebrating with Aphrodite's blouse. She gets up on the floor and attempts to nail Unibrow with her "Aphrodite Kick" but the Unibrow ducks and pulls Aphrodite into a school boy.] Leah: The most devestating move in history! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Told you! John Roe: Here is your winner…THE UNIBROW!!! [The Unibrow then rolls out of the ring and helps the still reeling Dr. Doomsday. “No Daddy” hits the PA system as the Unibrow looks to the entrance way for Joanie Storm, with fear in her ears, after several seconds the music stops. Aphrodite then stands and bitches to Ruby in the ring, she pushes her away and checks her face in her pocket mirror.] JLT: It looks like The Unibrow was just fooled by Joanie Storm, she picks up a victory tonight, can she do the same an end Joanie's career at NP3? Leah: Who cares? Look at Aphrodite, she's hot and her perfume gives out hives, what a woman. [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor standing next to Sexy Amanda, Krysta has a smile on her face as she runs a hand through her hair and pushes her up her fake boobs. Amanda stares blankly at her as Krysta speaks into the microphone.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing here with Sexy Amanda, who in several minutes will take on Dame Barbara and Katia, how do you feel? Sexy Amanda: Confident as always Krysta. Krysta Taylor: You face Dame Barbara at NP3. How do you feel stepping into the ring with a living legend? Do you think you’ll win? Sexy Amanda: What kind of (bleep) question is that!? Of course I'm going to win! Nobody can stop a legend like me! Krysta Taylor: Calm down, dear. Are you really that convinced you’re a legend? Sexy Amanda: Of course I am. How can you stand there and say that I am not a legend? Krysta Taylor: Well legends usually have better hair and skin than you do. Your hair is in serious need of a brush. Aren’t legends supposed to have stylists? Sexy Amanda: Does it look like I give a rats ass about the latest fashions and crap? No, I just shower and wash my hair every night. Krysta Taylor: Of course you do. Good luck with your match tonight. You’ll need it. Sexy Amanda: I don't need luck. I know I can win. Krysta Taylor: Whatever. [Krysta rolls her eyes and smiles into the camera as Amanda stares at her and finally turns away and leaves the interview set. Krysta then begins to brush herself down where Amanda may have touched her.] [“Brick House 2003” by Rob Zombie and Trina hits the PA system as Katia struts out in her ring attire. Livia is at her side as Katia raises her championship belt over her head and does a small grind on the top of the stage. Katia walks down to the ring with a smile on her face, pouting for fans cameras as she pauses on the ramp.] [Katia climbs into the ring and takes a microphone from John Roe, she smiles as she waves to the fans. Livia then looks on with a smile on her face, Katia then brings the microphone to her lips as her music cuts.] Katia: I’d thought I’d come out here a little while before my match to give you fans the delight of seeing me in the flesh. I know how you all admire me and that you all want to be me. Now, I will be posing for photographs but I will require a fee of $7. 99 in order for snap yours truly. My lovely friend Livia will be collecting the money. Katia: But first of all, I’m going to give you fans a big treat. I’ve had my new jewelry line, the fabulously named “Treasures of Alexandria”, driven all the way here and you sad, pathetic people will be able to see the diamonds. Now, I understand that you can’t afford them, only the rich and famous like me can, but I thought it might be a once in a lifetime experience for you sad people. [The fans give a mixed reaction as Katia and Livia laugh at her remark. Katia then shouts into the microphone.] Katia: Bring out the jewels! [Katia smiles in anticipation but several minutes pass and nothing happens. Katia frowns as Livia looks at her watch, Katia then speaks into the microphone with more anger.] Katia: I said, bring out the jewels! NOW! [Several more minutes pass and nothing happens. Katia’s face gets angier as the minutes pass, with people not obeying her commands. Livia then goes over to Katia and talks in her ear, Katia then half-smiles.] Katia: Bring out the jewels right now or you are all FIRED! [“Change” by the Deftones hits the PA system as Katia looks on in shock. Chimera pushes out the expensive display cage onto the stage with a smile. Chimera is dressed in her ring attire and is wearing all the “Treasures” around her neck and her arms. She twirls, pointing at her earrings and bracelets.] Katia: What the hell are you doing?! [Chimera then holds up a finger to pause Katia. Chimera turns back and heads backstage, she remerges with two bottles of petrol in her hands. She then pulls out a box of matches from her hands and shakes them at Katia. The Rockford State Champion’s eyes widen as Livia climbs on the top turnbuckle and shouts at Chimera.] Katia: You listen to me Chimera, you get the hell away from my jewels right now! [Chimera then takes off one of the necklaces which shimmers in the light, she drops it on the floor and begins to stamp on it, trying to crush the diamonds into little pieces. Katia then jumps up and down in the ring in anger.] Katia: Speak to me you freaky bitch! You stop that right now, you have more money in your hands that you’ll make in a life time! [Chimera then shrugs. She turns and picks up the two cans of petrol and begins to pour them over the display case. She smiles as she does so, she then lights a match and tosses it onto the case, igniting it into flames. She then takes off all the bracelets in her hands and dangles them over the fire.] Katia: Don’t you DARE! [Chimera then smiles as Katia drops to her knees and holds her hands together.] Katia: Please Chimera! I am BEGGING you! Don’t do that! I’ll give you whatever you want! [Chimera then pulls the bracelets back as she begins to take off my jewelry, her hands overloaded with the amount of diamonds and gold. Katia then smiles in relief as she sees Chimera looking down at her jewels.] Katia: That’s it! Come on, let’s just get our match started. You don’t need to be playing with those, they’re so expensive, you wouldn’t want to do anything that bad to hurt me would you? [Chimera then smiles as she flings the jewelry into the flaming case. The jewels disappear as Katia screams into her microphone. Livia then runs over to her friend and begins to hug her as she wants her expensive million dollar diamonds being fried on the stage. Chimera then laughs as she strokes her spider Angelina and they watch the inferno.] Katia: YOU BITCH CHIMERA! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! [Katia then slides out of the ring and begins to run down the ramp. Chimera then places Angelina on the stage gently and begins to run down the ramp. Katia then spears Chimera into the ramp and begins to hit her repeatedly across the face.] Tag Team Match Chimera & Sexy Amanda v Dame Barbara & Katia JLT: Here we go! The match has started! [Chimera shoves Katia off her as she tumbles down the ramp. Chimera then runs towards her and attempts a running shoulder block but Katia dodges. Chimera slides into the ring and bounces to the ropes, Katia then watches as stagehands put out the inferno on the stage with extinguishers. She turns around and is met by a baseball slide from Chimera sending Katia down to the padded floor.] [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Barbara walks out on the stage, she dodges the ‘inferno’ and drops her championship belt on the ramp as she runs to the ring.] JLT: Here comes Barbara! [Barbara stands next to a newly-risen Katia as Chimera leaps over the top rope with a flying body splash taking both women down to the floor. Chimera then grabs Katia by her hair and rolls her into the ring. Chimera climbs onto the apron, she then leaps into the ring with a somersault leg drop which connects to Katia. She pins Katia as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Barbara pulls Chimera out of the ring. Barbara nails a few stiff shots to Chimera before she whips her into the ring post, Barbara then smiles when suddenly she’s hit from behind by Sexy Amanda. Amanda begins to stomp on Barbara and rolls her into the ring. Amanda climbs into the ring too as she bounces to the ropes, Katia and Barbara then join hands and execute a double clothesline to Amanda, sending her down into the canvas.] Leah: The referee needs to take control of this match! Mr. Snuggles is finding it hard to watch all the chaos! JLT: Poor him. [The referee then pushes Katia out of the ring and forces her onto the apron. Chimera finds her feet on the outside and hops up onto the apron in her respective corner. Barbara stomps on Amanda and brings her to her feet, she pulls her into a snap suplex and plants her on the canvas. Barbara then climbs to the second rope and leaps off with an attempted leg drop but Amanda rolls out of the way.] [Amanda then nails a sliding dropkick to Barbara’s face. Amanda then runs to the ropes and nails a senton splash to the legend. Amanda then taunts the crowd, who boo her, as Shayla Walker makes her way down to the ring with a notepad in her hands.] [Amanda brings Barbara to her feet and knees her in the mid-section. Amanda whips Barbara into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a running clothesline. Amanda then props Barbara on the top rope and attempts a frankensteiner but Barbara counters it into a powerbomb, slamming Amanda into the canvas.] JLT: A nice counter from Barbara! She has over 30 years of wrestling experience! Leah: She’s a dinosaur. [Barbara then heads to her corner and tags in Katia. Katia smiles as she enters the ring. The two pull Amanda to her feet and whip her to the ropes, they execute a double flapjack on the rebound sending Amanda crashing to the mat. Katia then sits on Amanda’s back, pulling her head into a camel clutch position.] [Amanda tries to reach the ropes but to no avail and writhes in pain at the submission. Chimera runs into the ring and nails Katia with a stiff kick to the back of the head, sending Katia falling forward. Barbara then tries to run into the ring as the referee restrains her, Chimera then picks up Katia and drives her into the canvas with a stunner. Chimera quickly leaves the ring as the referee turns back. Amanda crawls onto a cover.] [1] [2] [Katia gets her shoulder up.] JLT: That was a near fall! [Amanda pulls Katia to her feet and whips her into her team’s corner. Amanda tags in Chimera and the two begin to stomp Katia down into the corner. Chimera then pulls Katia to her feet and tries to nail a pedigree but Katia counters it with a back body drop. Chimera then swings for a clothesline but Katia ducks and nails a kick to Chimera’s head.] [Chimera stumbles backwards as Katia pulls her into a running bulldog and plants her on the canvas. Katia then heads to the top rope and waits for Chimera to climb to her feet, she leaps off with a “Chaotic Kittie” blockbuster finisher, driving Chimera’s head into the canvas. Katia then pins Chimera, hooking both legs.] Leah: Katia nailed her finisher! It’s over! [1] [2] [Amanda breaks up the count.] JLT: That’s the thing about tag team matches, you have to watch out for your opponent’s partner. They can make the save. [Katia then stands up and shoots a look to Amanda, she then tags in Barbara. Barbara climbs into the ring and begins to stomp on Chimera, she brings her to her feet and pulls her into a piledriver position. Chimera counters by pulling herself up and nailing a hurricanrana to Barbara, flipping her into the canvas.] [Chimera then spears Barbara into the corner, shoving her into the turnbuckle. Chimera then nails stiff shots to Barbara’s face and props her on the top turnbuckle. Chimera climbs up with her and nails a spike DDT, slamming Barbara on her head. Chimera rolls Barbara over for a pin.] JLT: Ouch! [1] [2] [Barbara gets her shoulder up.] [Chimera then heads to her corner and tags in an anxious Amanda. Amanda climbs to the top rope as Barbara finds her feet, Amanda then leaps off with a missile dropkick connecting to the back of Barbara’s head.] [Amanda then whips Barbara to the ropes, she then nails a spinebuster and keeps hold of Barbara’s legs. Amanda then rolls Barbara over and applies a body scissors and a mandible claw completing her “Bytch Tamer” finisher. Barbara rolls around on the apron as Shayla looks concerned.] JLT: That’s the Bytch Tamer! That’s Amanda’s new finisher! Leah: Eww, who knows where her hand has been! [Katia then climbs into the ring to try and break up the count but Chimera runs into the ring and spears her into the canvas. The warring divas then begin to roll each other over, both nailing harsh punches to the face. The referee tries to separate them, meanwhile Barbara begins to tap out.] JLT: The referee can’t see Barbara taping! [Amanda releases Barbara, annoyed at the referee. She tries to complain to him but he’s too busy separating the divas, meanwhile Shayla Walker has climbed to the top rope. Amanda turns around as Shayla leaps off with a hurricanrana, slamming Amanda’s head into the canvas.] Leah: Did you see her head bounce off the mat? Go Shayla! [Barbara then covers Amanda, putting both feet on the ropes. The referee turns around and sees the cover and slides into position.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…DAME BARBARA & KATIA!!! [Barbara then smiles as she stands over Amanda, holding her mouth from the claw. She then exits the ring as Shayla Walker gives her a hug and smiles at the fallen Amanda. The mentor and protégé then head up the ramp together with a satisfied look on their faces.] JLT: Barbara and Katia picked up the victory! Could this be a sign for NP3? Leah: Possibly, I don’t think the match is over yet! [Meanwhile in the ring, Chimera has picked up a chair from ringside as Katia is celebrating her victory with her championship belt. Chimera slides into the ring and swings at Katia but Katia ducks and Chimera hits the chair on the ropes. Katia then kicks Chimera and snatches the chair from her, hitting her hard across the head.] [Katia then repeatedly slams the chair into Chimera’s body until it is finally mangled. Katia then tosses the chair out of the ring and smiles as “Brick House” begins to play. Katia then grabs her championship belt and rubs in into Chimera’s unconscious face. Exile fades out with Katia parading her championship in front of Chimera.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Ally and Marie for helping with the show! We had a great week of roleplaying and I hope it's even better for NP3! I hope you all had a fabulous Valentine's Day! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-