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Friday January 13th 2006
[We cut into the Monte Carlo arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs. They leap up and down excitedly as the first show of 2006 begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Mom! I'm Gay!”, “Aphrodite Wants My Humps!” and “BJ Suck!” are just a select few. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.]
JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to the first Exile of 2006! We’re coming to live from the most glamourous place in the world, Monte Carlo! We have a fabulous show lined up to you tonight which shall set the tone for the entire year to come, I'm so excited! I’m JLT, and I’m joined as always by Leah!
Leah: Yes, never fear viewers. I didn't get fired like the internet rumours said. Honestly, those internet people.
JLT: We’ve got a barrage of fabulous matches tonight and our main event features our Unleashed champ Icenique teaming with her friend Mystika to take on the mis-matched team of Chimera and Katia! I'm looking forward to seeing that, it should be a surreal match to say the least!
Leah: That match is going to be interesting! We also have the Unibrow taking on Aphrodite in singles competition. The Unibrow is still being chased by Joanie Storm but she'll have to put that aside and focus on the Frenchwoman tonight! I hate the French, did I tell you that? I hate both women actually!
JLT: Dame Barbara and Shayla Walker team up to take on the returning beast Lilith and her newly-getting-divorced partner Katrina! The Occult will have a lot of agression to take out tonight and Shayla will be wanting to unleash too having suffered a loss in December, both teams will want to kickstart the new year with a victory!
Leah: We also have the debut of Courtney Monroe who teams with her sister Carley to take on Bloo and Jinx! The Monroes will not to stop pouting and start wrestling if they want to overcome BJ because BJ are a pretty experieced team albeit complete lesbian sluts!
JLT: Nice? I'm so excited for this show Leah! It's 2006! Time does fly!
Leah: Yes, let's toast to a year of normality! Things get a little surreal around here sometimes, I might have to see a shrink or something
JLT: You're not already?
[“Too Cold” by Vanilla Ice hits the PA system as the fans rise to their feet and begin to boo the entranceway. The Body Shop walk out with the tag champions securily tied around their waist, and unusually dressed in jeans and “BS” logo t-shirts. Amanda and Heather then nod to each other as they walk down to the ring together.]
[Heather slides into the ring and climbs onto the turnbuckle, holding her tag team championship high into the air and then sneering at the fans. Amanda takes a microphone from the stage hand and waits in the center of the ring, she smiles as her music is cut.]
Sexy Amanda: Hello Monte Carlo, do you know who I am? I’m one half of the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champions. I’ve held that belt three times already, I’ve destroyed the entire division. There are hardly any teams left, they’re too scared to challenge me. My resume is very impressive yet nobody seems to know who the hell am I?
Sexy Amanda: Let me tell all you dumb fans exactly who I am. I’m Amanda Kauffman. I’m the daughter of a wrestling legend. I’m a 3WL Hall of Fame member. I’m practically a legend but you don’t recognize that do you? And you’re not alone, see the management around here seems to feel threatened by me.
[Amanda smiles into the microphone as Heather nods.]
Sexy Amanda: Let me remind you all of MeloDU in 2005. I came dead last, with no points at all! I performed one of the world’s most beautiful ballads and I came last?! It figures, you see the whole competition was rigged. Tara Lee had a wardrobe malfunction and she’s suddenly 3rd? How pathetic! You should all be ashamed of yourself, you’ve failed to recognize me, you’ve failed to recognize greatness!
Sexy Amanda: The management here would rather push bitches like Star, they’d rather give title shots to arrogant sluts like Katia, even a woman with a fat ass is the Unleashed Champion! I deserve to be the one who gets the title shots, I deserve to be the one whose at the top! Not any of them! ME! Damn it! ME!
[The fans boo the champion as Amanda then takes her belt from around her waist and puts it on her shoulder, looking at it as she composes herself.]
Sexy Amanda: That’s why I have an announcement. I’ve come out here to let you all know something, so you idiots better watch and learn!
[Amanda then takes the title off her waist and levels Heather Burnside with it. Heather falls to the fall with a thud, appearing to be out cold. Amanda stands over her with a smile on her face and begins to laugh into the microphone.]
Sexy Amanda: I’m renouncing my DU Tag Team Championships! I don’t want these stupid belts anymore, I’m destined for singles success, I’m destined to be the next big thing in Divas Unleashed!
[Amanda then flings her championship belt into the crowd like a Frisbee as a lucky fan manages to catch it. “Too Cold” by Vanilla Ice plays again as Amanda drops the microphone and gives an amused look to the body of Heather before leaving the ring.]
JLT: Amanda just renounced her championship belts! She just turned on Heather, right there in that ring! Leah!
Leah: I know, I saw! Amanda said she’s destined for singles greatness! Does this mean she’s going to go it alone from now on?
JLT: It appears so! What has gotten into Sexy Amanda?
Tag Team Match
JLT: We have Bloo and Jinx taking on the debuting team of Blonde Ambition next! We saw Courtney Monroe interfere in her sister’s match at “Naughty Or Nice”, causing her to win. How effective will she be tonight?
Leah: We’ll find out. Bloo and Jinx are quite an experienced team though, and Carley has no ring psychology at all. She’s as dumber than…well, there’s nobody as dumb as her! Now we have two Monroes, the joy…
JLT: I think they’re perky, they always have smiles on their faces.
Leah: That’s because they have no brain to control their faces, Jamie.
[Bloo and Carley decide amongst their teams that they will start out the match. The bell rings as Carley and Bloo circle each other in the ring. Bloo and Carley quickly lock up and Carley quickly backs Bloo up into a corner. The referee quickly breaks the two up. Carley poses to the crowd before she turns to punch Bloo, but Bloo reverses it and whips Carley into the corner, following it up with a running clothesline. Bloo then whips Carley and into the opposite corner, throwing her so hard that Carley flings over the top turnbuckle and to the outside of the ring. Carley dusts herself off and rolls back into the ring, after waving to the fans. Bloo runs towards her and nails a running neckbreaker.]
[Bloo then picks up Carley and tags in her partner Jinx. Jinx hops into ring and nails Carley with a hard left hand. She then grabs Carley and whips her to the ropes, Jinx attempts a back body drop but Carley quickly hits Jinx with a kick to the face. Jinx stumbles around, facing the ropes. Carley then nails Jinx with a dropkick to the back of the head, sending Jinx over the ropes and to the outside. Carley goes to follow up but instead thinks twice and begins to pout for the crowd.]
JLT: Carley needs to stop showboating and go to work on her opponent!
Leah: She won’t listen to you, she loves the camera and the attention too much.
[Jinx slides back into the ring and approaches the posing Carley, she turns her around and signals to the crowd and hits Carley with the “Stroke Of Bad Luck” downward spiral. She goes for a pin but only gets a two count as Courtney interrupts the pinfall. Courtney then retreats back to her corner as Jinx bounces to the ropes and executes a running senton bomb. Jinx pulls Carley to her feet and whips her into her team’s corner.]
[Jinx the tags in Bloo. Bloo gets in the ring and the two proceed to bounce Carley off the ropes and give her a double arm drag. Jinx quickly leaves the ring, as Bloo starts to stomp on Carley. Bloo then picks up Carley and throws her into the corner. Bloo props the blonde on the turnbuckle and climbs up after her, setting her up for a superplex. Carley fights back with elbows and sends her crashing to the mat. She waits for Jinx to get up and jumps off the top, driving her into the mat with a huricanrana. Both women then lay on the mat motionless.]
JLT: Both women need to make a tag!
[After a few moments, Carley and Bloo then slowly crawl to their corners. Bloo is the first to tag out, quickly tagging Jinx in. Carley then hurries over, jumping for Courtney and making the tag. Courtney quickly gets in the ring, Jinx already headed straight for her. Courtney nails Jinx with a clothesline, sending her to the mat. Bloo runs at Courtney as well, only to get taken down by a clothesline too. Courtney then pulls Jinx and throws her onto a corner. Bloo tries to nail Courtney from behind but Courtney moves and Bloo nails Jinx right in the face.]
Leah: Ha! She nailed her own partner, that was smart!
JLT: I think it was an accident, Courtney seems to have pretty good agility.
[Bloo then starts to apologize to Jinx but before she can finish, Courtney nailss her and nails her with a Russian leg sweep. Courtney then pulls Bloo into a DDT and uses the ropes for a springboard effect, planting her into the canvas. Carley stands in the ring, and begins to parade across it waving to the fans. Jinx then leaps from the top turnbuckle with a diving spear, connecting with Carley and sending them both to the mat.]
[Courtney pulls Bloo into a bulldog position and begins to run across the ring but Bloo manages to counter, pulling Courtney down into a reverse DDT. Bloo then climbs to the top turnbuckle and awaits for Courtney to climb to her feet, Courtney does and Bloo leaps off with an attempted dropkick but Courtney ducks and Bloo lands on her feet.]
Leah: A nice counter! I’m impressed by these blondes!
[Carley Monroe then runs towards Bloo attempting a clothesline but Bloo ducks and Carley runs into Courtney. Courtney and Carley then join arms and clothesline Bloo into the canvas. Jinx then runs towards Carley and splashes her over the top rope, sending them both to the floor.]
[Courtney pulls Bloo to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Courtney leapfrogs over Bloo and Bloo continues to bounce across the ring. Courtney attempts a superkick but Bloo catches her foot and spins her across, Bloo then catches Courtney in her dragon sleeper body scissors combo “Turning Blue” finisher.]
JLT: Bloo has her finisher locked in! Courtney needs to escape this submission!
[Courtney struggles on the mat and tries to crawl to the ropes but Bloo applies the pressure more and more and after several moments of suffering, she taps out.]
John Roe: Here are your winners…BLOO & JINX!!!
[Bloo rolls out of the ring into the awaiting arms of Trixie, who celebrates by planting a huge kiss on Bloo’s lips. Jinx and Carley separate themselves from their catfight as Carley slides into the ring and tends to her sister. “Last Night On Earth” plays as the gothic trio head up the ramp with a smile on their face, we see Carley with a sneer on her face and not her usual perky self.]
JLT: Bloo and Jinx picked up the victory but Carley isn’t too happy about that, I wonder if this is over?
Leah: I think it’s just begun.
[We see Katrina arriving backstage, she walks down a corridor dressed in casual clothes and her hair pulled back into a ponytail. She has a black duffel bag hanging over her shoulder as she smiles at passing crew members and referees. Katrina walks past a locker room when suddenly a voice thunders out of the doorway.]
Woman: BITCH!
[Katrina stops and turns around as Krysta Taylor stumbles out of the locker room. Her shirt undone exposing her large fake breasts as Krysta is fiddling her bra-strap, she pulls her mini-skirt down and tries to adjust her messy hair. She trips on her high heels and falls into the wall before she finally grabs an amused Katrina by the wrist.]
Katrina: Hi Krysta!
Krysta Taylor: How dare you!
[Katrina smiles, Krysta has an angry look on her face and tries to straighten her messy hair.]
Krysta Taylor: How dare you break the news that you’re getting divorced before ME! That was going to be my world exclusive in “Rose Petals” and you ruined it! Do you know how many copies would have sold with that as the lead story?! You really are one heartless bitch!
Katrina: Are you…are you in the middle of filming a porno or something?
Krysta Taylor: Excuse me?!
Katrina: Only you’re dressed like I’m interrupting one of you’re “shoots”?
[Krysta looks down at her exposed chest and untidy clothes. The blonde smiles evilly, she looks up at Katrina and winks.]
Krysta Taylor: Oh this? No, it’s just what your husband did to me earlier! Yeah, we went for hours and hours! He is really good in the sack, isn’t he? He couldn’t keep his hands off me. He likes blondes you see…
[Katrina then slaps Krysta across the face, sending her falling to her butt. Katrina then gives Krysta a dirty look and a lingering stare before shaking her head and walking away from the journalist. Krysta holds her cheek before shouting after the Queen of Pain.]
Krysta Taylor: Bitch! Tell Shane to call me!
-Commercial Break-
Tag Team Match
JLT: We have Katrina and Lilith teaming up in a reunion to take on Dame Barbara and Shayla Walker! I'm excited for this one!
Leah: Dinosaurs and beasts! Fabulous!
[The referee calls for the bell and Katrina decides she will start the match off. Katrina jumps from side to side on her feet, staring at Barbara and Shayla who are still discussing the match. They end up playing a game of rock, paper, scissors to decide who will start but Barbara gets distracted and stares at her hands. Shayla’s “scissors” cuts Barbara’s unintended “paper” and Barbara starts the match.]
JLT: Barbara seriously can’t concentrate on her match can she? A wrestler needs to have concentration! If people don’t concentrate then accidents happen. People just don’t listen anymore? Don’t you agree Leah?
Leah: Huh? What did you say? I wasn’t listening.
[Barbara and Katrina approach each other, Katrina stares at Barbara with a smug look on her face. Barbara then slaps Katrina hard across the face, and then smiles to the fans. Katrina grabs her hair from behind and yanks it down slamming Barbara into the canvas. Katrina then runs to the ropes opposite, Barbara lies on the floor as Katrina hops over her. Barbara then quickly gets to her feet and executes a back body drop onto Katrina sending her tumbling into the corner.]
[While Barbara applauds herself again, Katrina ascends the top rope. Barbara turns and is met by a missile dropkick which catches Barbara in the face and sends her slamming into the canvas. Katrina then quickly applies a “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck” STF to Barbara as the champion writhes on the mat, she manages to reach the bottom rope however. Katrina doesn’t let go until the last second of the referee’s warning and brings Barbara to her feet. She whips Barbara into the ropes, but Barbara counters sending and Lilith executes a blind tag as Katrina hits the ropes. Barbara executes a shoulder block sending Katrina down to the canvas, but leaping from the top rope comes Lilith with a diving clothesline striking Barbara.]
[Lilith brings Barbara to her feet and tosses her into the corner. Lilith kicks her in the mid-section a few times before heading to the other side of the ring. Lilith then charges towards her with an attempted spear in the corner but Barbara hoists her up and Lilith collides with the ring post. Barbara hops down and makes a tag to Shayla. Lilith gets out of the turnbuckle, holding her shoulder and turns around to be met with a double clothesline from Barbara and Shayla.]
[Shayla brings Lilith to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Shayla ducks Lilith’s counter clothesline and hops behind her, locking in a German suplex. Shayla doesn’t have the strength to lift her, and instead ducks and rolls up Lilith into a school boy pin.]
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[Lilith rolls out.]
[Lilith runs towards Shayla but Shayla nails her with a hip toss, Lilith bounces to her feet and runs towards Shayla again, Shayla hip tosses her once more and catches her from behind and plants her in the canvas with a bulldog. Shayla then does a pose and climbs to the top rope, she leaps off with an attempted moonsault but Lilith rolls out of the way.]
JLT: Do you think Barbara taught her that?
Leah: Is it pre-historic?
JLT: Nevermind.
[Lilith gets to her feet as Shayla holds her stomach, and runs towards Lilith but Lilith counters with an overhead suplex sending Shayla slamming into the canvas. Shayla stumbles to the ropes, she rests against the second one as Lilith heads towards her, Lilith then attempts a running knee to the face but Shayla ducks and pulls the top rope down sending Lilith flying out to the outside. On the outside, Lilith gets to her feet when Barbara leaps onto her with a cross body from the apron sending both women down.]
[Barbara then rolls Lilith back into the ring. Shayla brings Lilith back to her feet and knees her in the stomach, Shayla runs to the ropes and executes her “Tormented Revenge” Indian deathlock finisher. Shayla applies the pressure but Lilith is able to crawl to the ropes.]
[Shayla gets to her feet. She frowns and gets to her feet, she goes to her corner and tags in Barbara. Barbara climbs into the ring, Barbara then grabs one of Lilith’s legs and tries to turn her into a submission but Lilith uses the ropes to pull herself up. Lilith hops as Barbara holds her leg, and then leaps into the air with an kick to the face. Lilith then crawls to her corner and tags in Katrina, Katrina climbs to the top rope. She waits perching, as Barbara turns Katrina leaps off with a hurricanrana takedown sending Barbara into the canvas.]
[Katrina then runs to the ropes and executes Barbara’s finishing springboard RKO “My Fair Lady” catching Barbara and driving her into the canvas. Katrina then quickly jumps onto a cover. The referee gets in position to count.]
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[Barbara kicks out.]
[Katrina brings Barbara to her feet and flips her to the canvas with a head snap. Katrina then holds onto Barbara’s arm, and applies into another STF move. Barbara writhes on the canvas, trying to reach the ropes as Katrina applies maximum pressure. The referee asks Barbara if she wants to give up, and she shakes her head no.]
JLT: Barbara could tap here!
Leah: She could!
[Just as Barbara looks like she’s about to tap, Shayla climbs to the top rope and leaps with a missile dropkick hitting Katrina. Katrina releases her hold and gets to her feet, Shayla bounces to the ropes and Katrina executes a back body drop over the top rope. Shayla hits the floor on the outside, Lilith hops down and joins her. Lilith kicks Shayla and tries to whip her into the step steps but Shayla reverses it and sends Lilith crashing into them.]
JLT: That had to hurt!
[Shayla climbs back onto the apron, and climbs the top turnbuckle. Katrina has Barbara slumped against the corner, Katrina turns around as Shayla leaps into the ring with an attempted flying clothesline but Katrina takes a step backwards and makes her land in an x-factor facebuster position.]
[Katrina rolls Shayla over and attempts a pinfall. The referee shakes his head no, as Shayla isn’t the legal person. Katrina then rings Shayla to her feet and tosses her out of the ring, Katrina is then met from behind by a springboard RKO “My Fair Lady” as Barbara covers her.]
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[Lilith interrupts the count.]
[Lilith whips Barbara to the ropes and hits her with a superkick sending her down to the canvas. Lilith then escapes out of the ring, both women stir in the ring. Katrina climbs to the top rope, Barbara gets to her feet. Barbara walks towards Katrina, and Katrina lauches off with a 450 Splash “Kat’s Eye” move slamming Barbara into the canvas. Katrina falls on top of her with a cover.]
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John Roe: Here are your winners…THE OCCULT!!!
[Lilith and Katrina then stand in the ring, raising each other's arms. Lilith then leaves the ring with Charmion in tow as Katrina follows her. We see Barbara in the ring, lying motionless on the canvas as Shayla hops in to tend to her]
[We cut backstage to see Aphrodite standing in front of a life-size mirror. She’s brushing hair with a pink hairbrush and admiring herself. She smiles and adjusts her ring attire, she then picks up a bottle of perfume and begins to douse herself in it.]
[In the background of the mirror, Lilith walks past as Aphrodite gasps and downs her bottle of perfume. She turns as Lilith stops, dressed in her flowing black dress with her daughter Charmion behind her. Aphrodite then screams loudly.]
Charmion: Oh, chill out!
[Aphrodite then picks up her make up bag and begins to toss all the items on her table at Lilith, including fruit. Lilith stands there with a frown on her face as Charmion smiles.]
Charmion: This is like one of those horror movies, with Sarah Michelle Gellar. You know, the girl everyone hates because she looks like a rat and you get the impression she might sweat a lot.
Aphrodite: What? Sarah Michelle Gellar has her own fragrance. What do you have, you little brat?
Charmion: I think that’s Sarah Jessica Parker! DUH!
Aphrodite: Since when do you know so much about beauty? I'm a former model. I'm an expert on beauty, don't try to challenge me. You’re hardly a looker yourself.
[Lilith then gives Aphrodite a dirty look before she yanks Charmion away by the wrist before she can reply. Aphrodite then turns to her mirror and smiles when suddenly it cracks, Aphrodite leaps back with a scream and looks at her broken face in the mirror.]
JLT: What was up with that?
Leah: I think both women just bitchslapped each other about beauty products while in the meanwhile dissing Buffy, how cool!
JLT: I meant the mirror cracking, weird!
Standard Match
JLT: Next up we see the ‘beauty treatment’ Aphrodite take on the Stripped Champion in singles action! The Unibrow had to defend her championship against Joanie Storm at “NON” in what was a short match but tonight she’ll have to put Joanie out of her mind and focus on the French model-turned-wrestler!
Leah: I know, and nobody likes the French so the Unibrow is fighting for America!
JLT: Well I like France? Paris is a fabulous city.
Leah: You’re so goody-goody, it’s sickening. The Unibrow is the master of the school boy and her buffoon Doomsday will be out here too! This should be a pretty entertaining match!
[Aphrodite slides under the bottom rope and she and The Unibrow begin to exchange punches. Aphrodite then sends Dr. Doomsday out of the ring after dropkicking him off the apron and the referee calls for the bell. The two divas lock up with Aphrodite getting The Unibrow in a headlock but The Unibrow counters and pushes Aphrodite to the ropes. The Unibrow lies on the floor as Aphrodite hops over before The Unibrow changes her position to make her legs monkey flip Aphrodite over her on a rebound from the ropes but Aphrodite counters and attempts to roll the Unibrow over into a Boston crab but the Unibrow kicks her legs rapidly and counters the move.]
[Both women get to their feet as Aphrodite spears The Unibrow into a corner and begins with some lefts and rights to her. Aphrodite then props The Unibrow on the top turnbuckle and heads to the opposite corner. She runs at her but The Unibrow counters by leaping off with a flying cross body taking Aphrodite down to the canvas.]
JLT: Go Unibrow! It looks like she’s building up her arsenal.
Leah: Yeah, the cross body is so spectacular!
[The Unibrow pulls Aphrodite to her feet and slaps her across the face, the Unibrow then pulls the former model into a piledriver and slams her into the canvas. The Unibrow then looks at Doomsday who points to the cover and The Unibrow drops down.]
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[Aphrodite kicks out.]
JLT: The Unibrow almost had it then!
Leah: Here comes Aphrodite’s midget!
[Ruby gets up on the apron and begins to yell at the referee. The Unibrow comes from behind with a school boy attempt but Aphrodite manages to roll out of it and land on her feet. The Unibrow turns and is met by a spinning heel kick from the Parisian. Aphrodite then scoops up her rival and slams her in front of the turnbuckle, Aphrodite then climbs to the second rope and launches off with a leg drop.]
JLT: That distraction boded well for Aphrodite! The Unibrow needs to regain some momentum!
[Aphrodite then climbs back to her feet with The Unibrow’s hair in her hands. She whips her to the ropes and flapjacks the The Unibrow into the ropes making her guillotine herself, The Unibrow then turns and swings at Aphrodite but she ducks and clotheslines The Unibrow over the top rope. Aphrodite then walks over to the referee and begins to flirt with him. Meanwhile on the outside Ruby slaps The Unibrow across the face hard and boots her with her heel before she rolls The Unibrow back into the ring. Dr. Doomsday walks over and attempts a plancha onto Ruby but the red-head runs out of the way and Doomsday slams into the padded floor and lies in a spred-eagle position, face down on the canvas.]
JLT: Even the managers are fighting!
Leah: Dr. Doomsday is so hilarious, he should have his own shown on Comedy Central!
[Aphrodite finishes her flirting and covers the downed The Unibrow.]
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JLT: Aphrodite wasted a lot of time!
[The Unibrow kicks out as Aphrodite rolls her eyes and picks up The Unibrow; she then tries to powerbomb The Unibrow but The Unibrow counters by kicking and landing on her feet. The Unibrow then punches Aphrodite across the face which dazes her, The Unibrow then picks her up into a fireman’s carry and plants the Unibrow on her feet before dropping with a school boy. Aphrodite manages to roll out once again and quickly finds her feet.]
[The Unibrow then runs to the ropes in hopes of using a running attack but Ruby grabs her foot making her fall to her front in the ring. The referee then accuses Ruby and begins to tell her off. Aphrodite uses this advantage to run over to the turnbuckle and pull out a red bag, she pulls out a bottle of perfume and sprays it into the eyes of the Unibrow. The Unibrow then claws at her eyes and Aphrodite nails a chick kick “Aphrodite Kick” sending The Unibrow to the canvas. Aphrodite then uses the ropes for leverage as she pins.]
Leah: Aphrodite knows how to cheat!
[The referee slides into position.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner…APHRODITE!!!
[Aphrodite then climbs to her feet and raises her arms into the air. She and Ruby then pose with each other when suddenly Joanie Storm runs down the aisle and slides into the ring, she’s armed with a lead pipe and swings at the French model and her manager but Aphrodite flees the ring.]
JLT: That is one, evil, look!
Leah: It truly is!
[Joanie then turns to the Unibrow and stands over her, she raises the pipe up and goes to slam it down onto the head of the Stripped Champion but Dr. Doomsday snatches it from her and nails her in the back of the head with it. Joanie falls to the canvas as Doomsday picks up his ‘protégé’ and leaves the ring with her. Joanie lies motionless on the canvas as the champion and her Dr. head up the ramp.]
[We see Carley Monroe and her sister Courtney walking backstage, the two are smiling together. They giggle about signs on the walls such as “Caution: Wet Floor” and continue their journey, skipping as they go. The duo then cross tracks with Bloo, Jinx and Trixie. Carley gets into a superhero pose but Courtney gently slaps her on the back, bringing her out of it.]
Trixie: You know, that tag teams titles are vacant now? That’s a pretty interesting situation. I just wanted to let you know not to go for them because they belong around Bloo and Jinx’s waists.
Courtney Monroe: Why not?!
Trixie: I don’t know, maybe because you don’t want to get beaten down again? That’s an idea.
Carley Monroe: But we’re supppeer! We can beat you!
Trixie: I don’t think so, I’m just giving you an early warning, that’s all.
[Carley and Courtney look at each other and frown.]
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