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Friday June 9th 2006
[We cut into the Australian arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs. They leap up and down excitedly as the show begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived and the last show in the world tour has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Los Angeles doesn't need more wannabe bimbos, go away!”, “LA <3 Monroes!” and “Lily Can Surf My Waves!” are just a select few. The audience are ecstatic. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.]
JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to Los Angeles, California! I'm JLT and I'm joined by Leah, as you can tell, and we have an amazing show lined up for you tonight which will see our return to the US continue with a bang as it's the final show before FD3! We've got an array of awesome matches coming your way in the next two hours!
Leah: We've got a rematch between Chimera and Vixen for the Unleashed Championship! That's sure to be an exciting encounter and I can't wait to see who will come out on top! We've finally have an undisputed champion and from their past battles, you can be sure both women will put up an amazing fight!
JLT: That's right, we've also got Icenique and Mystika teaming together as the friends take on Katia and Yuku Shiro in tag action! Mystika and Icenique are friends but Amaryllis Vasquez is playing a devious plan to split them up, and I'm not sure Katia and Yuku Shiro get along either! Sparks are sure to fly in that match!
Leah: I agree! We've also got a non-title rematch between Felicity and Quinne! Felicity feels she was cheated out of the championship and this week we see her trying to get revenge over the devout Christian but I'm sure Quinne will want to prove she is the champion no matter what! I'm expecting a good match, especially if Tequila gets involved!
JLT: We also have a very interesting match when RIOT Wanatabe of Joshi Revolution teams with Carley Monroe to take on the tag champion Lilith and Jinx! This match is going to be very interesting to watch seeing as all teams have an issue with the other! I can't wait to see how they'll fair as teams, it's a classic rivals teaming with each other scenario!
Leah: We've also got Shayla Walker and Tiger Lily tackling each other, and if you're reading this then you'd realise it was the same as last week, go you! I'm sure Shayla and Tiger Lily will be looking to pick up a victory here in Melbourne!
JLT: Feminine Felines take on Keiko Nakamura and Tracee Nguyen in tag team action as the Joshi Revolution members team with each other for the first time! I'm sure Crystal Hilton and Scratch Cat want to erase Crystal's painful loss at BB-BB and pick up a win tonight and get their tag career rolling!
Leah: We've also got Aphrodite's bikini catwalk, which is going to be car crash tv, and Holly Wentz interviewing Dame Barbara about why the old hag decides to break people's limbs for fun in her new show "The Holly Wentz Experience"!
JLT: That's right, it's going to be a fabulous show but first we've got Brandi Buxton and Summer McCoy wrestling each other and there's a little history between these two which we're starting to unravel here in DU but I'm sure this debut match will be very fun to watch!
Debutants Match
[Lenne Perez and Jenna Sydal stand across from each other as the bell rings and they tie-up. Lenne pulls Jenna into a headlock, Jenna then shoves Lenne to the ropes and nails her with a shoulder block. Jenna then pulls Lenne to her feet and whips her into the corner, Jenna then follows up with a clothesline and props Lenne on the top rope. Lenne then shoves Jenna back off as Jenna lands on her feet. Lenne Perez then leaps with a hurricanrana attempt but Jenna counters into a powerbomb and covers for a near pinfall.]
[Both women then find their feet, Jenna runs towards Lenne who counters into a powerslam. Lenne then executes a cartwheel, planting her legs across Jenna's neck. Lenne then covers for a near pinfall. Lenne then whips Jenna to the ropes and attempts a facebuster but Jenna reverses and pulls Lenne into a Judo DDT and plants her in the canvas.]
[Jenna then climbs to the top rope and poses to the crowd before leaping backwards with a moonsault attempt but Lenne rolls out of the way and lands on her feet. Lenne then kicks Jenna with a soccer kick to the gut. Lenne then runs to the ropes and nails a running facebuster "Avcuveah" finisher. Lenne then covers for the three count.]
Winner - Lenne Perez
[Tiger Lily walks through the backstage area, her black duffel bag slung over her left shoulder. Despite the stiches that are still clearly visible on her forehead, it is obvious that she is in a rather celebrative mood, since she seems to have a bit of a bounce in her walk. She down the hallway just a bit, shaking her head to her headphones, before she runs into Krysta Taylor. Lily screams and jumps back a few inches and removes her headphones.]
Tiger Lily: Oh, my apologies, Krysta. You startled me.
Krysta Taylor: [rolling her eyes] Ugh, it’s you. I thought they fired you.
Tiger Lily: Um… I don’t think so? Nobody sent me any pink letters in the mail yet. Why, did you hear something?
[A look of worry and confusion makes its way across Lily’s face.]
Krysta Taylor: Oh, nevermind. I thought you were Scratch Cat. What’s your name again?
Tiger Lily: I’m Lily. We already met, remember?
Krysta Taylor: [Krysta doesn’t respond, she only squints and stares at Lily’s forehead] What the hell happened to you?
Tiger Lily: Oh this? [Lily pats her forehead] That stupid old Dame did this to me. Last week she-
Krysta Taylor: I don’t care. Make yourself useful and tell me where Lenne Perez, Jezebal, KibbyD, or Jenna Sydal have scampered off to. Shane wants me to interview them, as if I have nothing better to do.
Tiger Lily: [shrugs] I haven’t seen anyone but I was too busy listening to Annie Lennox to notice anyone.
Krysta Taylor: I can tell.
Tiger Lily: Yeah. I’m a big fan of her earlier work, I mean I like her solo albums and all but I don’t think that they capture the pop brilliance of the old Eurhythmics albums. Don’t you agree?
Krysta Taylor: I guess. But seriously you haven’t seen anyone back here?
Tiger Lily: Can’t say I have but I was too busy listening to Annie Lennox to notice anyone.
Krysta Taylor: You said that already.
Tiger Lily: I did? Really?
Krysta Taylor: Yep.
Tiger Lily: Imagine that. Anyway, have fun and if you see the Monroe sisters ask them if they want to have a sleepover tonight?
Krysta Taylor: Don’t count on it.
Tiger Lily: And steer clear of Dame Boobie tonight, okay? I think she’s going to have a rough night.
Krysta Taylor: Why, what do you have planned?
Tiger Lily: [Grinning.] You’ll see.
Tag Team Match
[The Hilton enters the ring first to take on Laura, Laura whips her into the turnbuckle and follows up with a body splash. Laura then nails a superplex from the top rope and floatsover in a cover. Crystal kicks out, Laura then tags in Suzie Woods. The duo whip Crystal to the ropes and execute a double flapjack. Suzie then tosses Crystal into the corner and begins to stomp on her.]
[Suzie then pulls Crystal to her feet in the corner and begins to deliver knife-edge chops but Crystal reverses and nails a harsh knife-edge chop of her own. Crystal then plants Suzie with a bulldog and tags in Jezebel. Jezebel climbs into the ring and executes a Judo Style DDT to Suzie. Jezebel then covers for a two count.]
[Jezebel then runs to the ropes but Kendra Wecker grabs her feet and causes her to fall to the canvas, Suzie then leaps and tags in Laura. Laura then comes into the ring and pulls Jezebel into a "Perfection" powerbomb finisher but Jezebel rolls out and pulls Laura into a camel clutch "Autoerotic Asphyxiation".]
[Kendra then climbs onto the apron and begins to protest the submission as Laura begins to tap out, Suzie Woods then slides into the ring with a baseball bat and hits Jezebel in the back with it, as Jezebel falls to the canvas. Laura then stumbles forward and holds her throat. Crystal Hilton then climbs into the ring as Suzie slides out, disposing of her bat. Crystal then leaps onto Laura, grabbing her neck and leaping to the ropes, dropkicking Kendra off the apron and planting Laura in the centre of the ring with a stratusfaction. Crystal then pins as the referee counts for the victory.]
Winners - Crystal Hilton & Jezebel
[Crystal then stands to her feet and raises her arms in the air. Crystal then makes a gesture to having a title around her waist, Kendra Wecker then helps Laura to her feet in the ring when suddenly a mysterious woman tackles both women. The woman then begins to nail both women with thunderous shots to the face, and the commentary team recognise it is infact Joanie Storm.]
[Joanie Storm then shoves Kendra Wecker out of the ring and comes from behind to Laura, locking her into a "Thundershock" submission. The referee tries to pull Joanie off but she has the hold locked in like a mad-woman, the referee then calls for assistance as more referes scramble to pull Joanie off and we head to commercial with a crazed look on Storm's face.]
[We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor standing with a microphone, as usual, and dressed in a slutty outfit, as usual, standing next to Mystika. Krysta smiles at Mystika who gives her a plain look and Krysta rolls her eyes.]
Krysta Taylor: Hello viewers, don’t my breasts look delicious tonight? I’m standing by with Mystika, who last week sensationally turned on that fat-ass bitch Icenique. Why did you do that Mystika? Was it a bad case of feminine itching caused you to turn on your best friend?
Mystika: No, Krysta, there was no yeast infection involved. It's Icenique's own fault for being so indecisive. She never cared about my needs! Why should I stay with her when she abuses me?
Krysta Taylor: Aww, poor Mysti was abused. That explains a lot, the dry hair, bad skin and that dead look in your eyes. So at FD3, you take on Icenique in a match, do you think Icenique has held you back during the last few months of your time in Divas Unleashed?
Mystika: Not the entire time. At first, she helped me and I helped her. It was a good friendship. But then she had to go and listen to that two-cent whore Amaryllis and they blocked me from becoming better. I could be better than her if I wanted to!
Krysta Taylor: I know, Mexicans, sheesh. All they’re good for is mowing lawns. What about Amaryllis? She’ll be in Icenique’s corner at Forsaken Destiny no doubt. Do you plan on taking her out as well as your former friend?
Mystika: If one bitch goes down, then the other's going with her.
Krysta Taylor: Ooh, nice. I just knew you were destined to fight each other. I’m sure Icenique is watching this, she has nothing better to do than eat cheetos and get fat. Do you have a message for her?
[Mystika looks straight into the camera.]
Mystika: Icenique, you better watch your gigantic, sorry ass. You're a two-faced, bi-curious slut and both you and that wannabe diva are getting what you deserve next Sunday. I'll see you and your waste of dirty watered space in the ring.
[The camera then faces out with an aggressive look on Mystika’s face.]
Standard Match
[Both women come to the ring armed with their partners, the bell rings and Courtney immediately begins to dance. Jinx then kicks her and pulls her into a headlock. Jinx then hoists Courtney into the air and plants her across her knee with a backbreaker. Jinx then covers for a two count, Jinx then brings Courtney to her feet and whips her into the corner. Jinx runs towards her but Courtney manages to counter with a hurricanrana taking Jinx to the canvas. Courtney then leaps to her feet and applauds herself before turning and planting an cartwheel into an elbow drop and covers for a two count.]
[Jinx and Courtney climb to their feet and exchange punches, Courtney then bounces to the ropes but Jinx counters with her downward spiral "Stroke of Bad Luck" to Courtney and covers her. Carley manages to do a smart thing for once and pulls Jinx off the cover. Jinx then grabs Carley by her hair and pulls her into the ring. Jinx then whips Blonde Ambition to the ropes, Blonde Ambition swing with a double clothesline but Bloo slides into the ring and the duo nail their "Tye Dye" mist. Courtney then falls to the canvas as Jinx attempts a cover.]
[Courtney kicks out. Carley and Bloo then begin to exchange punches on the canvas of the ring as Lilith and Katrina run to the ring, the duo then execute their "Kat's Nightmare" finisher onto Jinx and Lilith pulls Courtney over. The referee then turns and sees the cover and counts for the victory.]
Winner - Courtney Monroe
[Katrina and Lilith then exit up the ramp when suddenly from behind comes RIOT and Keiko Nakamura with kendo sticks to the back of their heads. Keiko then stands over them as Carley and Courtney stand with their mist-covered faces, trying to feel each other. Bloo and Jinx then roll out of the ring as each team stares each other down on the outside of the ring.]
[The scene opens
up in an audio visual room located somewhere in the arena. The
camera focuses on a pretty, black haired teenage girl with a
pouty and impatient look on her face. She huffs and then puts her
hands on her hips.] Young
Girl: Star! What ar
yoyu doing, girl? YOu need to hurry up so I can get outta this
room! [The camera pans
around to show The Glittering Goddess standing in front of a huge
rack filled with tapes. She has a look of concentration on her
face as she searching through the labels. Star holds up her hand
to shush the young girl.] Star: Look, Talena. Don't make me think I
should've left your little ass home, okay? You're only here as a
prop anyway. Now sit down and shut the hell up.] [The girl, who
has now been identified as Star's younger cousin, Talena, rolls
her eyes and plops down in a nearby chair.] Talena: What are we doing this for, anyway? Star: I told you I'm just having a little fun
tonight. Got something to take care of before the big show next
week. Talena: Yeah, but why? Star: Why...why...WHY! Stop asking so many
questions! You're breaking my concentration! Talena: *mumbles* You're wasting your time
anyway. Star: *pauses and looks over her shoulder*
What? Girl don't get your face slapped off up in here. I'm not in
the mood. Now be quiet! [Talena huffs
once again and begins playing with her hair while star goes back
to her search. After a few more seconds, The Glittering Goddess
snatches down a tape and holds it up like it's an Olympic gold
metal.] Star: Ha! I found it! Talena: Thank God! Star: You ready to go? Talena: I've been ready! Star: Alright then. Let's do this. [Star and her
little cousin head off to do their business.]
Tag Team Match
[Amanda and Tracee come to the ring representing Joshi Revolution. Amanda and Brandi start out with Amanda nailing a Japanese arm drag to Brandi and following it up with a dropkick. Brandi then tags in Summer McCoy, by punching her in the face. Summer then slides into the ring and gives Brandi a dirty look but is met with a "Rollergirl Takedown" spear from Amanda. Amanda then covers for a close two-count. Amanda then tags in Tracee. The Revolution members then nail a double suplex to Summer McCoy.]
[Tracee then pulls Summer into a powerbomb position but Summer counters with a back body drop and nails a flying lariat to Tracee. Summer then heads to her corner and pulls Brandi over the top rope, Summer then pulls Brandi into a DDT headlock. Summer then kicks Tracee and pulls her into a DDT too and proceeds to double DDT them both in the canvas. Summer then picks up Brandi and slams her head into the canvas as she places her over Tracee for a two count.]
[Brandi then finds her feet when Amanda leaps from the top rope with a kick to the face of Brandi sending her backwards. Tracee then pulls Brandi into a roll-up for a near fall. Brandi then reverses the roll-up for another near fall and both women find their feet. Summer then tags herself in from behind by slapping the back of Brandi's head. Summer hops into the ring as Tracee tags in Amanda. Amanda then charges towards Summer with a spear but Summer counters with a sunset flip and covers for a surprise 3 count.]
Winner - Summer McCoy
[Summer then climbs to her feet and begins to celebrate when suddenly from behind comes Brandi Buxton with a chair to the back of her head. Brandi then drives her knees into Summer's back and begins to choke her from behind.
[Amanda Kauffman and Tracee Nguyen stand in the ring and looking at each other as Brandi and Summer are pulled apart on the outside of the ring when “Play My Game” by the Donnas hits the PA system and Aphrodite struts out onto the stage, she has the Stripped Championship over her shoulder, a microphone in her hand and her friend Ruby at her side. Aphrodite turns to Ruby, who checks the French model’s face and nods. Aphrodite then turns to Joshi Revolution in the ring, with a smug smile on her face.]
Aphrodite: Wow, how lucky is Los Angeles? Not only do you get to witness the most gorgeous wrestler in action tonight you also get to see her come out here right now and shock the shit out of Tracee! This is so the highlight of your lives, and men, make sure you have your hands above your crotch! I know I’m super sexy but come on, have some self-control!
Aphrodite: Now, Texan slut! You had the nerve to attack me from behind with your ugly buddies when I was delivering the speech of the year with my fabulous voice! Then you had the nerve to challenge me for my Stripped title? When you’ve done nothing whatsoever to earn a shot? All you’ve done is, well, nothing!
[Tracee rolls her eyes as Aphrodite runs a hand through her hair.]
Aphrodite: Well, I’m a caring person so I’m going to allow you that shot at my belt, seeing as the damn thing has been signed anyway but Shane Rockford has allowed me to decide the stipulation! And seeing as we are in the city of sin, I’m challenging you to a “Las Vegas” match! That’s right!
[Tracee smiles and looks to Deanna with a satisfied look on her face. Aphrodite raises and eyebrow.]
Aphrodite: You and your little racist stable can come to Vegas and you can bet all your money, however much you Asians earn from crashing cars into civilians, you can put all the money on betting that I will kick your ass and retain my perfect title because I am the most stunning being on the planet, and frankly, you look like shit!
[Aphrodite then flips her hair and turns with a smug smile and walks backstage with Ruby following her as Amanda shakes her head in the ring. Tracee is leaning on the ropes, making hand gestures for Aphrodite to come down to the ring as Deanna pulls her down and the two women begin to talk.]
JLT: A “Las Vegas” match?! I can’t wait to see that!
Leah: How predictable! I was hoping for a “Crystalmeth-Ridden Shark-Infested Bleach Match”! Now, that would’ve been something!
Standard Match
[Felicity and Tiger Lily come to the ring, Felicity and Lily then tie-up when Tequila makes her way to the ring wearing a referee's shirt. Tequila then announces she's the new referee as Felicity looks pissed, Lily attacks her from behind with a bulldog and heads to the top rope for a moonsault attempt but Felicity counters by getting up and shoving Lily forwards, sending her from the ring into the barricade on the outside.]
[Tequila and Felicity then approach each other, with Felicity shoving Tequila and making her land on her butt. On the outside of the ring, Barbara comes from the audience and begins to ram Lily's head into the barricade. The Californian fans then begin to take exception and mob Barbara, saving the OC native. Lily slides back into the ring as Felicity turns around and is met by a kick to the face. Tiger Lily then covers Felicity as Tequila counts fast. Felicity manages to kick out.]
[Lily then brings Felicity to her feet but Felicity counters with an eyerake and a knee to the gut. Lily then holds her gut as Felicity runs towards her and attempts a canadian destroyer but Tequila nails her in the face with a spinning heel kick. Tequila then begins to stomp on Felicity as Tiger Lily shoves Tecky away and pulls Felicity to her feet. Lily then bounces to the ropes, Felicity swings for a clothesline but Lily ducks and pulls Felicity into a waistlock and hoists her over her head with a German suplex with a bridge. Tequila counts a fast three count.]
Winner - Tiger Lily
[Lily then slides out of the ring and smiles to the audience as Tequila then straddles Felicity and begins to choke her with her bare hands. Shane Rockford then runs to the ring and pulls Tequila off Felicity, Felicity then finds her feet and the two begin to exchange insults as Shane Rockford stands in between them.]
["Hip Hop
Star" by Beyonce blasts over the the PA system and Star
quickly appears with her little cousin in tow to an uproarous
crowd. Star wears a pair of skin tight, ultra low rise jeans and
a white tank top with "I heart my pussy" with a huge
picture of a cute little kitten underneath. Her little cousin
talena wears a stylish 76'ers jersey dress with a matching cap.
Star has a straight, all business look on her face while Talena
smiles at out the crowd and ultimately shows off.] Leah: I can see Star pushing her little cousin
off the ramp and into the crowd. JLT: Why, Leah? Leah: Because Talena is cuter than her. [Star enters the
ring and holds the rope open for Talena to follow. She stands in
place as Talena struts around the ring in her monet of fame,
striking several poses for the crowd until Star snatches her by
the arm and yanks her to her side. They bicker for a moment as
the crowd dies down. Star the motions for Talena to shut it and
raises the mic to her lips.] Star: Yes! It feels so good to be here in
LA!!! [The fans scream
with pride at the momention of their city] Star: I know that's right. This Exile is the
final step until Forsaken Destiny 3 so you know I had to come on
down here. This is the most time I've spent in Divas Unleashed in
quite awhile and I must say that I've been having myself a good
time hanging out with the old crew. Those who love me, those who
like me, those who can't stand me. Everybody! I enjoyed every
moment of it and part of me is sad that it will come to an end
for me all over again next week after I face Yuku. I said this
was a one time thing and I meant every word of it. Divas
Unleashed is and always will be my home, but I'm sure you all
agree that it was time for The Glittering Goddess to give someone
else a chance to shine. I know you all miss me. [As if answering
her, the crowd erupts in explosive cheering that causes Star to
smile brightly.] Star: I know. I miss all of you too and I will
always love each and every one of my fans. Without you guys I
would not be who I am today and I thank you all for that. Star: But, I didn't just come out here to show
my love for all of you. I came out here to share some words and
wisdom with my respective opponent at the wonderful event of
Forsaken Destny 3, Yuku Shiro. [At the mention
of Yuku's name, the crowd gives a healthy cheer.] Star: Yeah, sure. We love Yuku. Yay for her!
But anyway, I'd like you all to meet someone who is very special
to me. Talena, honey, say hi to everyone. [Star puts themic
in Talena's face and the six-teen year old snatches it.] Talena:
Hey y'all! What's
up?! My name is Talena Baptise and I'm from Northy Philly and
Star is by big cuz! I just wanna give a shout out to all my
niggas back in Philly! Muffy, Lil' B, Lala, Tay, Mali- [Star quickly
snatches the mic back and smiles in embarrasment.] Star: Isn't she just adorable? Yes yes.
Anyway, last week, Yuku inspired me. She allowed us all to meet
her daughter Sakura who is just a little angel. Momma dresses her
a little funky but she's ill a cutie. But it got me thinking
about children and this business. Now, we've all heard Yuku sing
her praises to her little girl and tell us how blessed she is to
have her and blah blah blah. And you know, I have no children of
my own but Lord knows I have the world's biggest family both on
and off this continent, and there are lots of children who I care
deeply for and love with every ounce of my heart. This little
doll right here just happens to be one of them. [Star pinches
talena's cheek and the girl slaps her hand away in disgust.] Star: I know, sweetie. I love you too. But I
just realize that I owe you a massive apology. You see, everyone,
we mold children into who they will be in their adult lives. Now,
I may not be Talena's mother, but I have played an intricate role
in her life. I have influenced her in every way that counts, and
this business has influenced me. Therefore, it has influenced
her. Are you guys following me? [The crowds give
a mixed reaction.] Star: Okay, okay. Just making sure. So anyway,
children are impressionable. Innocent! Right, Talena? [Talena nods and
pouts her lips, feigning innocence and gullibility.] Star: I mean she looks harmless and innocent,
but this little girl is a deliquent! [Talena's mouth
drops in shock and the crowd laughs.] Star: And you know what? Some of that is
probably my fault! These damn wrestling people tainted me,
therefore my little cousin is now contaminated as well! And I am
merely her COUSIN! Imagine if I was...say....her mother. Just
like Yuku Shiro is Sakura's mother. [Star grins
devilishly.] Star: Now, I know
no one is perfect, but I just can't help but turn my nose up at
the fact that Yuku brought her daughter out here...a place that a
child certainly doesn't not belong, especially one THAT age,
simply to prove a point to me that I could care less about in the
first place. Now, after Yuku's little 'message" to me last
week, I went back and took a look at what I said the week before.
I watched it a good three or for times...and nowhere in there did
I ever mention Yuku Shiro being bitter. What I said was...I had
absolutely no reason to be bitter. Did I say Yuku did? No. Did I
say she was in fact a bitter woman? No! So why is Yuku using her
child as a PROP to disprove a statement that I never made?! Huh?
Tell me that! If your little girl means so muc to you and you are
such a wonderful mother, why on earth did you bring her to the
arena to begin with? I mean that is just LOW! And yes, it pisssed
me off. Not because you said I was going to bow down, because you
both know that isn't going to hapen, but because of the way you
went about things. It as just wrong and pathetic! [Star lowers the
mic for a moment to take a deep breath.] Star: So, you're
such a good mother, Yuku? You live for your child and your child
only? She is all that matters to you? Well, let's see just how
great of a mother and role model you are when it comes to your
little girl. [Star directs
everyone's attention towards the big screen and it lights up with
an old clip.] -------- [Cameras show
Shane Rockford walking to his office; he opens the door and
stands there in disbelief at what he sees.] Shane
Rockford: What…the…hell… [Cameras zoom
into his office as the crowd erupts in shock to see Yuku Shiro
sitting in her Lady Devil Fist attire, straddled spread eagle on
Shane’s desk with her arms hanging lazy between her legs
staring back at him with a sensual style. Her dark hair hangs low
as it is yet to be styled as demonic wings.] Yuku
Shiro: We got business to talk Shane… [Shane
smiles as he swaggers into his office; he walks around his desk
examining Yuku as she pays him no attention.] Shane
Rockford: Never in a million years did I picture you
in my office…like…this… Yuku
Shiro: Like I said…we have business to
talk… Shane
Rockford: Now…what type of “business”
are we talking about? Yuku
Shiro: The type of business where you get what you
want…and I get what I want… Shane
Rockford: And that is? Yuku
Shiro: You know what I want…another shot at the
Divas Unleashed title… Shane
Rockford: That a very big demand…and what would
I get in return… Yuku
Shiro: Star and Kaci’s head on a pike…full
control of your company without hindrance…and total backing
by soon to be the most power stable under Divas
Unleashed…Dark Inferno…this will be YOUR Divas
Unleashed again… [Shane
smiles as he comes face to face with Yuku standing in between her
legs, he places his hands on her hips running his fingers through
each sides of her G-string, Yuku leans forward coming nose to
nose with him to the point where they can smell each other’s
breath. Shane uses one of his hands to brush her hair aside as he
stares into her dazed sensual gaze.] Shane
Rockford: Those are all…reasonable
offers…especially the one with Tequila’s head on a
pike…but how about…throwing…you and me…in the
offer…to seal the deal… [Yuku
smiles licking her lips as she takes one of her long blue finger
nailed hands, and gently cups Shane’s crotch arena slowly
stroking him. Shane’s eyes light up as he bites his lower
lip with a smile on his face. Yuku uses her other hand to grab
his tie, and pulls him closer; she gently licks his ear like a
lollipop.] Yuku
Shiro: (Whispers.) You know Shane…if this was
three years ago… I’m have fucked your brains
out…and sucked you dry right on this desk… Shane
Rockford: Oh yeah baby…. AAAAAAAAH SHIT!! [Shane
backs up with a contorted look of pain on his face as Yuku shows
her fangs with an evil look on her face, while wrenching his
groin area; digging her nails as deep as she can go. Shane face
is beet red, he looks like he’s about to topple as she
finally releases him.] Yuku
Shiro: But I don’t drink the same water whores
do…. [Shane
stands up knocking a chair aside and prepares to get up in
Yuku’s face, but Shiro places her foot gingerly on his chest
while casually leaning back on his desk looking back at him with
a innocent look on her face. She smiles as he heaves his chest
with anger.] Shane
Rockford: You BITCH! Yuku
Shiro: That’s me…now… the offer
I’m giving still stands, and I think it’s worth MORE
then trying to add me to your lists of conquests…which we
know ain’t gonna happen…however if you’re a good
boy…I might let you get a whiff of one of my soiled
panties…for those lonely nights… [Shane
opens his mouth, but stops unsure as what to say at this point.] Yuku
Shiro: Now…be a good boy, and close the
door…we have a lot to talk about before my match tonight. [Shane
narrows his eyes, the heads to his office door and closes it to
give Yuku and him some privacy.] -------- [A large
image then fills the screen.] [Star stands in
the middle of the ring with her hands on her hips and an amused
expression on her face as the crowd goes wild and Talena falls
out with laughter.] Leah: Ahhh! Look at that! Yuku is bare assed!
She really is Mommy of the Year! JLT: Leah, I can't believe Star would do
this. This is a new low for her! Leah: Hey, no one told Yuku to go into Shane's
office and rub her nasty booty all over the place. She brought
this on herself! [Star raises the
mic once again.] Star: I'm sorry I had to do it, but I couldn't
let you pull the veil over everyone's eyes, Yuku. Now you had
your say. It's time for you to actually LISTEN to me. Pay
ATTENTION for a change. You and I are very well acquainted.
Unlike your oppoent last week, you know my name. You know what
I'm about and always have been. I may play games, but I don't
bullshit. I am straight up and straight forward. That's all I
want, Yuku. I want you to be completely honest with me. The same
way I have always been honest with you. I want you to tell me
exactly why it is that you asked for this match at FD3, because
so far all you have given me is bullshit. Tell me TRUTHFULLY that
you want to settle the score with me. Don't tell me that you want
to "see if I still have it". Don't tell me that you
have nothing to prove. Be a woman and tell me what's up. This
match is solely about pride for you, just as it is for me. We may
not have any fancy stipulations or nothing like a title up for
grabs, but PRIDE is on te line, sweetheart. I want you to be
woman enough to tell me that pride is exactly what this match is
all about. Because it's the truth. Both you and I know it, so own
up to it. Star: Once again, I will prove that I am in
fact the sole Queen of Divas Unleashed and I have earned that
title non-stop for damn near three years. At FD3, after I defeat
you, I want you to say it. Say "Star, you are the
greatest". Because that shit is the TRUTH! And if you
somehow pull off an upset nd take me down, hell, I'll swallow my
pride and say it to you, but we don't even have to worry aout
that because it ain't happening. All games and humiliation aside,
this match will be for the ages and I'm not holding a damn thing
back. And I pray that you will do the same. I've had my fun. Now
I'm putting my game face on and letting you know that we will
battle this thing out until it nearly kills us, and whoever comes
out on top, there will be no contesting it. She is the ONE and
ONLY Queen. So as I said before, bring it, Yuku. Because I
definitely will. ["Hip Hop
Star" by Beyonce restarts an Star tosses her mic to the
ground. She grabs her cousin's hand and exits the ring as the
arena fills with the deafening screams of the loyal Divas
Unleashed fans.]
[“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as the arena rises to it’s feet with a chorus of boos. Dame Barbara struts out onto the stage, wearing a stylist outfit and her hair neatly draping across her face. She smiles and blows kisses to the audience, at her side is her protégé Shayla Walker, who is dressed in her ring attire. The strobe light makes the colour of her hair undeterminable, Barbara walks down to the ring and climbs through the second rope, she has a microphone in her hand and looks down her nose at the members of the front row of the audience.]
Dame Barbara: Last week was an embarrassment, not only to me, but to Shayla. First, Shayla suffers a loss because of that idiot Aphrodite. Then, when I engaged in a fight with that beast Kendra Wecker, who had no business being at ringside. And finally, I’m left humiliated in the middle of the ring by some Californian wench with breasts bigger than her brain!
[The audience boo.]
Dame Barbara: Well you know, I’m not going to take this. I’m a Dame! I’m a legend in this company and I demand that I am shown full respect! Tiger Lily, get your pathetic and incompetent behind down her at once so you can apologise for your actions!
[Barbara then folds her arms as Shayla glances at her trainer. After several seconds, “Express Yourself” by Madonna hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet with a chorus of cheers for the Californian native. Tiger Lily walks out onto the stage, she waves to the fans. She then runs towards the ring, slapping the fans hands on the front row and rolls into the ring. She climbs to her feet and backs away from Barbara, taking a microphone from a stagehand.]
Tiger Lily: You wanted me to do what, Babs?
Dame Barbara: I want you to apologise!
Tiger Lily: Hmm, why is that?
Dame Barbara: You damn well know why! I want an apology! Or you’ll be sorry!
Tiger Lily: Babsy, I’m having the hardest time remembering what I did to you? If only there was some way we could take a look! I KNOW! Let’s look at the video wall and see a replay!
[Lily then smiles and turns to face the video wall as a recap begins to play from last week. The video shows Barbara in the ring when Tiger Lily pantsies her, leaving Barbara exposed in her panties and then falling on her face and begin kicked out of the ring by Lily.]
Tiger Lily: I missed it! Let’s see it again in slow motion!
[The replay then replays in slow motion as the fans laugh and cheer. The replay ends as Lily turns to the ring and the lights resume, Shayla Walker then runs towards Tiger Lily with an attempted clothesline but Lily ducks and tosses her over the top rope. Lily then turns to Barbara who raises an eyebrow.]
Dame Barbara: Apologise! You slut!
Tiger Lily: No!
[Barbara and Lily then approach each other, Barbara’s championship belt glistens in the light of the arena. After several seconds, Barbara then slaps Lily hard across the face. Lily then stumbles backwards, holding her cheek. Barbara then spits at Lily but Lily leaps towards Barbara and begins to punch her across the face. Lily then whips Barbara to the ropes, Barbara attempts a clothesline on the rebound but Lily nails her with a stiff “Snaggletooth” kick to the face. Barbara falls to the canvas, dazed and lies motionless.]
[Lily then heads to the top rope, Shayla Walker climbs onto the apron but Lily boots her away with boot to the face. Tiger Lily then positions herself, posing to the audience before leaping into the air with a 450 splash “Summer Lovin’” which connects perfectly. The fans cheer as Lily stands over Barbara. Lily then looks down at Barbara and picks up her Askai Championship, Lily then looks at it and raises it in the air. Lily then tosses it back onto Barbara and rolls out of the ring, hopping over the barrier and exiting through the crowd.]
Tag Team Match
[Aphrodite comes to the ring, checking her face in the mirror and starts things out with Katia. Both women get no-where, with both of them pouting for the audience and Yuku Shiro tagging herself in. Yuku then runs from behind and nails a dragon suplex to Katia from behind. Yuku covers but Katia rolls out. Yuku then whips Katia into the corner and follows up with a clothesline, Yuku then props Katia on the top rope but Katia fights back and shoves Yuku into the ring. Katia then leaps with her blockbuster "Choatic Kittie" attempt but Yuku ducks and Katia rolls through to land on her feet. Chimera then nails Katia in the face with a dropkick from over the top rope.]
[Chimera then charges towards Yuku but Yuku counters picking her up with a tilt-o-whirl slam into a backbreaker. Yuku then pulls Chimera into a butterfly powerbomb but Chimera counters and lands on her feet. Chimera then nails her "Desolation" stunner to Yuku and covers her. Aphrodite breaks up the count with a kick to Chimera's head. Aphrodite then looks at Chimera as Chimera stands, Aphrodite then screams loudly and rolls out of the ring, hiding behind Ruby.]
[Chimera then turns and is met with a spear from Katia. Katia then stomps onto Chimera but from behind comes Yuku Shiro with her "Life Hammer" finisher. Yuku then covers Katia but Chimera interupts the count, pulling Yuku off and beginning to nail Katia in the face with rights and lefts. Yuku then stands with her hands on her hips and shakes her head.]
[Chimera then pulls Katia to her feet and tosses Katia out of the ring to the outside. On the outside of the ring, Aphrodite then begins to circle around Katia and begins to admire her wrestling attire. Yuku Shiro then leans through the ropes and begins to yell at Aphrodite, the referee then tries to get Katia back into the ring as Yuku continues to yell at the Stripped Champion. Yuku then turns back into the ring when she's suddenly met with a chairshot from Star, smashing it over the Queen of Queen's skull. Chimera then looks at Star who smiles smugly and slides out of the ring, Chimera then crawls onto a cover as the referee slides back into the ring and counts to three.]
Winners - Chimera & Katia
[Chimera then climbs to her feet as does Katia on the outside of the ring, Chimera then leaps out of the ring with a body splash and takes down Katia. Chimera then begins to nail Katia in the face, and provokes blood from the Egyptian's forehead. Katia then kicks Chimera off and shoves her head into the steel steps. Meanwhile, in the ring Star stands over Yuku's body with a smile on her face as Exile fades out.]
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Epilogue
Thanks to Ally, Latrice and Karlee and anybody else for helping out with the show! Recap matches, you either love them or hate them, like marmite! We have FD3 this week, it's come up so soon but I hope we have a pretty good turnout! Thank you for reading!
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