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Friday March 10th 2006
[We cut into the Russian arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs. They leap up and down excitedly as the show begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Russia Loves Wrestling!”, “In Soviet Russian, Diva Wrestles You!” and “Leah For President!” are just a select few. The audience are ecstatic. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.]
JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to the first Exile of 2006! We’re coming to live from the most glamourous place in the world, Monte Carlo! We have a fabulous show lined up to you tonight which shall set the tone for the entire year to come, I'm so excited! I’m JLT, and I’m joined as always by Leah!
Leah: Yes, never fear viewers. I didn't get fired like the internet rumours said. Honestly, those internet people.
JLT: We’ve got a barrage of fabulous matches tonight and our main event features our Unleashed champ Icenique teaming with her friend Mystika to take on the mis-matched team of Chimera and Katia! I'm looking forward to seeing that, it should be a surreal match to say the least!
Leah: That match is going to be interesting! We also have the Unibrow taking on Aphrodite in singles competition. The Unibrow is still being chased by Joanie Storm but she'll have to put that aside and focus on the Frenchwoman tonight! I hate the French, did I tell you that? I hate both women actually!
JLT: Dame Barbara and Shayla Walker team up to take on the returning beast Lilith and her newly-getting-divorced partner Katrina! The Occult will have a lot of agression to take out tonight and Shayla will be wanting to unleash too having suffered a loss in December, both teams will want to kickstart the new year with a victory!
Leah: We also have the debut of Courtney Monroe who teams with her sister Carley to take on Bloo and Jinx! The Monroes will not to stop pouting and start wrestling if they want to overcome BJ because BJ are a pretty experieced team albeit complete lesbian sluts!
JLT: Nice? I'm so excited for this show Leah! It's 2006! Time does fly!
Leah: Yes, let's toast to a year of normality! Things get a little surreal around here sometimes, I might have to see a shrink or something
JLT: You're not already?
Debutants Match
[Suzie Woods comes to the ring with a baseball bat. Quinne immediately grabs her and the two begin to fight, Quinne nails a Japanese arm drag and runs to the top rope, attempting to connect with a moonsault but Suzie side steps it. Suzie then pulls Quinne into a bulldog and plants her into the canvas, Suzie then straddles Quinne and nails her in the face with closed fists. The referee pulls her off and warns her.]
[Suzie then whips Quinne to the other corner and begins to nail mudhole stomping, Quinne manages to catch one of Suzie's legs as she hops but Suzie nails an enziguri to the face. Quinne stumbles backwards into the corner as Suzie runs towards her, Quinne executes a hurricanrana takedown sending Suzie into the canvas.]
[Quinne then climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a split legged moonsault and covers for a two count. Quinne then slams Suzie's head into the corner but Suzie counters with a Russian leg sweep. Suzie then begins to choke Quinne on the bottom rope until she's dragged off by the referee, Suzie pushes the referee away and turns back to Quinne but Quinne kicks her in the gut and nails a "Rocker Dropper" fameasser. Quinne then climbs to the top rope and executes her finishing "Downpour" shooting star senton bomb, nailing Suzie perfectly. Quinne covers for the victory.]
Winner - Quinne
[“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson hits the PA system as Tequila struts out onto the stage. She’s wearing a black mini skirt and a white top with pieces cut out it, and her hair flowing. She smiles as she walks down the ramp with a smile on her face, and a microphone in her left hand. She hops onto the apron and blows a kiss to the fans before walking to the center of the ring and waits for her music to die down.]
[She brings the microphone to her lips, running a hand through her hair.]
Tequila: You know, Nuclear Pussy III was supposed be an awesome event and it was in a way, but the biggest disappointment of the night was the Unleashed Championship match. It was a sham. I think that both Icenique and Mystika should be ashamed of themselves for what they did, and the lovely Amaryllis Vasquez should be apologized too, after being attacked for no reason!
Tequila: Anyway, as my sweety-pie man Shane Rockford is currently vacationing for the next two weeks, he’s left me in charge! YAY! But before Shane left, he informed that he’s going to punish Icenique for that title match, as nobody ruins his main event.
Tequila: Therefore, next week we’ll see a very special edition of Exile. It will feature only one match! Icenique will be defending her Unleashed Championship against the entire roster! That’s right, a huge battle royal will take place and Icenique will have to overcome the whole federation in order to retain her precious belt! Good luck with that, Icey!
[Tequila then drops the microphone and smiles as she heads backstage to the sounds of “Son of a Gun”. We cut backstage to see Amaryllis and Icenique standing at a monitor with shocked expressions on their faces and Amaryllis punches the monitor and begins to talk to Icenique in rapid Mexican. We cut to ringside.]
JLT: Wow! Did you hear that?! Tequila just announced a huge battle royal for next week for the Unleashed Championship! Featuring the whole roster! Can you believe that?!
Leah: You sound like Carley Monroe, stop it. Yes, yes, very exciting. I hope Icenique loses, she needs to be taken down a peg or two, the stupid J-Lo wannabe!
Debutants Match
[Keiko and Tara both start off the match with Tara pulling Keiko into a headlock and pushing her to the ropes, Tara nails a powerslam and attempts a leg drop for a cover but Keiko kicks out. Tara whips Keiko to the ropes but Keiko counters it and nails a stiff kick to Tara's gut, Keiko then hoists Tara into the air and executes a fisherman's suplex. Keiko then climbs to the ropes and leaps off with a triple moonsault connecting to Tara for a two count.]
[Keiko and Tara then tie up with Tara whipping Keiko to the corner, Tara props her on the top rope and nails a frankensteiner sending her flying into the ring. Tara covers but gets a two count as Keiko gets her shoulder up, Tara then stands and climbs to the top rope but Keiko knocks the ropes making her fall down. Keiko then 'falls' into the referee, claiming she has something in her eye.]
[Meanwhile, RIOT runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. She picks up Tara off the top rope and places her into an F5 position and slams her into the canvas with her "RIOT Act" finisher. Keiko then turns back to the fallen Tara and rolls her over, she climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a twisting dragon splash. She covers for the victory.]
Winner - Keiko Nakamura
[Keiko and RIOT then begin to stomp down Tara after the match and throw her out of the ring, Keiko then shouts at the fans before she leaves with RIOT following her and acting as her bodyguard.]
[We cut backstage to see Carley and Courtney Monroe in their dressing room. Carley is wearing a green mask and is dancing around wearing a black dressing gown as “Planet Hell” by Nightwish plays. Courtney then takes pictures of her on her digital camera but is actually using it the wrong way and taking pictures of her chest. Carley leaps in front of Courtney, who giggles.]
Carley Monroe: I am Lilith! I am the Queen of Hell! Hear me ROAR!
Courtney Monroe: Hehe, that is soo her! That big meanie!
[Carley takes off the mask and giggles. She picks up her tag title belt and puts it around her waist, applying it the wrong way and looking at her sister who shakes her head and adjusts it for her.]
Carley Monroe: We are sooo going to beat the Occult again tonight! It’s going to be like totally like super super fun! I can’t wait! I want to go now! I want to show those big meanies they’ll never get these belts!
Courtney Monroe: Yippee!
Carley Monroe: You know Katerina’s ex-husband used to be a superhero? Well he’s no match for us Supergirls!
Courtney Monroe: That’s right!
[Carley and Courtney then high five and open their locker room door, stepping into the hallway. Suddenly Chimera nails them across the face with a steel chair, sending Carley tumbling to the floor. Courtney tries to fight back but Chimera kicks her and then nails her across the back.]
[Chimera looks on with a sadistic smile as she looks at the damage to the tag champions, she picks up Angelina from her box and begins to coo at her as she walks away with her Rockford State Championship securely fastened around her waist. We cut to ringside.]
JLT: Chimera just took out Blonde Ambition! That was mean!
Leah: I know, I always think of Chimera as this symbol of kindness and compassion! This is so out of character!
JLT: Do you have to be so sarcastic all the time?
Leah: Yes.
Standard Match
[The match starts off strong with Tracee and Noriko in a lock-up. Noriko
quickly gets the upper hand and delivers a belly-to-back suplex. Her
opponent gets up and the two women grapple for a bit. Tracee Irish whips
Noriko into the corner, who bounces back only to get hit with a clothesline.
Tracee covers and Noriko kicks out immediately.]
[Noriko comes back with a vengeance, spearing Tracee down and diving right
into a nasty bulldog. Tracee holds her face as Noriko stomps her a few
times. At the last second, Noriko goes for a schoolboy pin. Tracee kicks
after two.]
[The action continues, seeing Tracee nail a perfect hurricanrana. She takes
Noriko by the hair and slaps her, sending the woman to the ground. Tracee
gets her opponent in a crucifix pin. The referee counts...1, 2, 3. Tracee and Deanna then hug each other to celebrate.]
Winner - Tracee Nguyen
[We see Dame Barbara walking out of her locker room, she has a picture of Tabitha Windsor in her hands and slides into her white boots for good luck. Suddenly from behind comes Sexy Amanda with a 2x4, snapping it across her back and sending Barbara to the floor. Amanda then begins to stomp on the back of the legend’s head. Amanda then snarls at Barbara.]
Sexy Amanda: You bitch! You robbed me of my legendary status! I was going to prove myself to the world but you ruined it!
[Amanda then spits on Barbara’s face.]
Sexy Amanda: That’s what I think of you! When Tabitha gets buried, I’m going to be dancing all over her grave! That old bitch deserved to die!
[Suddenly from behind comes Shayla Walker who slams Amanda in the back of the head with Barbara’s Askai Championship. Amanda falls forward as Shayla stands over her with a look of shock on her face.]
Shayla Walker: Amanda! You’re going too far! You need to stop this, you’re turning into a egotistical bitch! I don’t even know who you are anymore!
[Shayla then kicks Amanda and helps a puzzled Barbara up. Shayla then leads Barbara away, shooting a dirty look to Amanda who sits up and holds her head, sneering at the protégé and mentor walking away. We cut back to ringside.]
JLT: As every week goes by I am more and more disgusted by Amanda's behavior. She is horrible.
Leah: Just because she might not be your flavour, you shouldn't hate on her. She's just a woman on a mission, I like that.
JLT: She's a spoiled bitch, Leah.
Six-Person Tag Team Match
[Blonde Ambition come to the ring holding their backs as Katia starts the match first, tackling Lilith. Katia attempts her top rope finisher within the first top minutes but Lilith catches her and slams her into the canvas with a spinebuster. Lilith then whips Katia to the ropes, nailing a sideslam and covering but Katia kicks out. Lilith then tags in Katrina and the two nail a reverse neckbreaker to the Fabulous One.]
[Katrina then attempts her flipping piledriver move but Katia counters with a northern lights suplex and covers but Katrina kicks out. Katia then makes a tag to Carley Monroe who skips into the ring, she waves for the fans as Katrina rolls her up into a small package for a close fall. Katrina then clotheslines Carley down and tags in Chimera.]
Winner - Blonde Ambition & Katia
[Chimera comes into the ring and pauses, staring at Carley who dances. Chimera then kicks Carley and pulls her up for a modified widow's peak "Angelic Angst" finisher, but Carley wriggles free and tags in Courtney. Blonde Ambition then team up as Chimera runs towards them, the blondes kick her and hoist her into the air for a double implant DDT and they both cover for the victory.]
[The Occult then beat up Blonde Ambition after the match with Lilith nailing a double chokeslam and Kristin Wallace-Hudson directing things. Chimera watches with pleasure on the outside, stroking her spider. The Occult then leave the ring with a smile on their face.]
[We see Keiko Nakamura walking backstage, dressed in her ring attire but cooled down from her match earlier tonight. At her side is the mysterious figure of RIOT, as the two approach Deanna Nguyen who is pouring herself a glass of water at the infamous drink’s table.]
Keiko Nakamura: Hey, you’re Deanna Nguyen, aren’t you?
Deanna Nguyen: Yeah, hi!
[Keiko extends her hand for a handshake and Deanna returns it with a smile on her face. Keiko then glances at RIOT.]
Deanna Nguyen: I saw your match earlier, very nice work. I can tell you’re going to be interesting to have around in DU. You’ll definitely spice things up.
Keiko Nakamura: I hope to teach people about real wrestling. Once they step in the ring with me, they’ll appreciate wrestling a lot more.
Deanna Nguyen: Cool.
[Deanna smiles at Keiko as RIOT looks on, standing behind her with her arms crossed. Keiko continues.]
Keiko Nakamura: I have a proposal for you, is there anywhere we could go to talk? That is, if you don’t mind?
Deanna Nguyen: Sure. There’s an empty locker room down the hall. I’ll show you.
[Deanna then walks in the other direction with a smile on her face as Keiko smiles and follows her, her bodyguard in tow. The camera watches them walk down the hall way and turn into a room, as we cut back to ringside.]
JLT: What’s that about?
Leah: I don’t know. Maybe it’s another lesbian orgy?
Tag Team Match
[Barbara immediately spears Amanda down and begins to nail her in the face with punches but the Unibrow pulls her off and nails a reverse DDT. The Unibrow then starts the match with Barbara and whips her to the corner, The Unibrow then applauds herself. Barbara then slaps the Unibrow and pulls her into her a tornado DDT. Barbara then applies a regal stretch submission to the Unibrow but the beautiful French model refuses to give up.]
[Barbara then tags in Aphrodite as Aphrodite smiles, she powders her nose in the corner and looks at her nails, she then looks around to see the Unibrow has gone and looks shocked. The Unibrow then creeps up behind her and executes a school boy for a near pin attempt. Aphrodite rolls out and nails a chick kick to the Unibrow, attempting a cover but Amanda breaks it up.]
[Aphrodite then shoves the Unibrow into a corner and attempts a handspring elbow but the Unibrow runs out of the way and tags in Amanda. Aphrodite meets the turnbuckle and bounces forward as Amanda nails a fisherman's suplex. Aphrodite kicks out of the pin attempt and Amanda lets her run to Barbara's corner, as she tags in the legend. Barbara then takes down Amanda with a Lou Thesz press. Amanda and Barbara then roll each other into the corner, Amanda nails a chop to the chest and props herself on the top rope. She pulls Barbara up and signals for a move but Barbara pushes her away and leaps into the air with a "My Fair Lady" rko driving Amanda into the canvas. Barbara covers for the victory.]
Winners - Aphrodite & Dame Barbara
[Invincible by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system as the fans turn their heads in bewilderment to the top of the ramp way wondering who is coming out.]
Leah: Who the hell is that?
JLT: Don't know! I've never heard that song before.
[The weary combatants also look up at the ramp way wondering who it is, when the fans get to the feet going ballistic as a tall Japanese woman with a slight tan steps out wearing shades, a red and blue biker jacket with gold Dragons on the sleeves with a white tan top underneath tied in the front to show her ripped abs, black leather gloves, low cut tight blue jeans, and shin high motorcycle boots steps out onto the ramp way. Three out of the four combatants look in bewilderment as a wide-eyed Sexy Amanda stands there stunned realizing with the fans that the woman is.]
Leah: Holy shit! It can't be! It CAN'T BE!!
JLT: IT IS!! YUKU SHIRO!! YUKU SHIRO IS HERE IN DIVAS UNLEASHED!!
Leah: NO WAY!! NO WAY!!
[Yuku calmly walks to the ring with a calm stone cold look on her face, as she nears the ring she hops on the apron, enters through the ropes walks over to a turnbuckle ignoring everyone in the ring or around ringside, and hops on the second ropes looking out into the cheering fans. Slowly she raises a gloved fist into the air causing the cheers to become deafening in the arena.]
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Epilogue
Thanks to Tracey for her segment, our show seems short this week because we have that huge battle royal next week and we have no idea whose going to win, as it's open to everybody, so it makes it hard for us to plan storylines and stuff until that takes place. Sorry for the lateness of the shows too, I had two hours sleep so I'm trying to keep awake, it's really difficult, my neighbours were arguing all night, I'll tell you the full story if you want to hear it, just IM me! Thank you for reading!
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