Friday March 17th 2006
Vienna Stadium, Vienna, Austria

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker, it explodes violently and we suddenly cut into a video package of moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the Vienna arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs, a lot of them sprawled in Austrian, of course. They leap up and down excitedly as the anticipated show begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Icenique Will Provail!”, “Aphrodyke!” and “I have a nipple erection!” are just a select few from an excited crowd. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to Exile! We’re coming to live from one of the most wonderful cities in Europe, the capital of Austria, it's of course Vienna! We have an awesome show for you tonight as it makes history as the only Exile to have just one match. I'm JLT and I'm joined by Leah, we'll be taking up through the whole two hour programme! Leah: Yes we will, it should be an exciting night! My nipples are certainly erect JLT: What? Leah: What? JLT: Anyway, we have a huge Unleashed Championship match tonight as Icenique defends in a 25 woman battle royal, with the winner walking out with the championship belt, that should be one to record! It's only the fourth time the Unleashed championship has been defended on Exile! Leah: I know, Icenique has her work cut out. The match was made by Tequila last week and Icenique will have to work hard to keep that gold around her waist! JLT: She will indeed, that's not all, we have a bunch of surprises tonight as the first hour of our show is dedicated to the divas and the second half is the battle royal! I can't wait for the night to begin! Leah: It already has! JLT: YAY! [“Invincible” by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system as the fans leap to their feet going ballistic.] Leah: Oh no. JLT: We know who this is!! [Yuku Shiro calmly steps out onto the ramp way wearing her hair in a female samurai type do, a black leather biker jacket with a huge golden Dragon etched on the back. Underneath that she has on a lacy white bustier. Her outfit is finished off with low cut tight blue jeans, black biker boots, and fingerless black leather gloves. She adjusts the black shades on her face as she soaks in the roar of the crowd.] JLT: The arena roof came off when this woman made her return in St. Petersburg and it's coming off AGAIN! Yuku Shiro is BACK! Leah: I'm right next to you bitch!! [Shiro slowly and calmly makes her way to the ring, as the fans cheer her on.] JLT: Former Unleashed Champion, Former Stripped and Tag Champion, Diva of the Month for BOTH August and July of 2004, and most importantly a Hall of Famer, there's no denying the impact Shiro has made in this company! Leah: Then she just BOUNCED after Star beat her ass for the Unleashed title! HA! HA! JLT: You have a knack for stating the obvious. Leah: Just like to call it how it is. JLT: Maybe you'd like to tell her that to her face. Leah: And maybe you'd like to suck my. JLT: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! No need to get crass. [Yuku hops on the apron, dips through the ropes, walks over to a turnbuckle, and hops on the second ropes looking out into the crowd. Slowly she raises a gloved fist into the air causing the roar of the crowd to elevating to defining proportions. Shiro hops down, and pulls out a microphone as her music dies down. She walks around prepared to speak, but is cut off by a deafening chant from the crowd.] Fans: SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! JLT: Just listen to these fans out there!! Leah: Idiots. What they think she's a Legend of some kind? JLT: SHE IS A LEGEND! Leah: Which makes you a dumb bitch, like everyone else up in here. Yuku Shiro: I guess.I have no need…to introduce myself. [The crowd erupts again with another chant; Yuku shakes her head with a smile, and a look of disbelief.] Fans: SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! Yuku Shiro: Allow me to start by turning around and throwing a middle finger to the Head of Board of Directors, Tequila (Turns to the rampway giving her the finger) for keeping me out of the battle royal, because you know if you did let me in, I would be walking out a 2-Time Unleashed Champion TONIGHT. [The crowd erupts as a chant of "Tequila SUCKS" erupts from the fans, and then.] Fans: SHE HAS HERPIES!! (CLAPS) SHE HAS HERPIES!! (CLAPS) SHE HAS HERPIES!! (CLAPS) SHE HAS HERPIES!! (CLAPS) Leah: SON OF A BITCH! DISRESPECTFUL FU. JLT (Covers her mouth): We'll have none of that tonight!! Yuku Shiro: But that's all good, because at this stage of the game the CHAMP is not important to me, matter of fact at this point the Unleashed title is NOT important to me. JLT: What? Leah: Say what? Yuku Shiro: You see, I've held title gold, I've been to the TOP of the mountain not just here but world wide, everyone knows that when I left Divas Unleashed I wasn't 100 percent right in the head, but my career didn't end, the chants you hear in this arena tonight is a testament that EVERYONE world wide whose watched me, and backed me outside my career of DU know that I have proven myself to be the most pure female wrestler in the history of this business, and my BUSINESS coming back to Divas Unleashed is to SET the record straight. [The crowd erupts again as Shiro calmly walks around the ring before she begins again.] Yuku Shiro: So the CHAMP, whoever she maybe after tonight, has nothing to worry about from me. IT'S EVERYONE ELSE IN BETWEEN ME AND HER THAT SHOULD PRAY TO WHATEVER GOD THEY PRAY TO!! [The crowd goes ballistic as Shiro removes the shades from her face, with an intense look.] Leah: Oh shit. JLT: WOW! Yuku Shiro: Because I'm STARTING as if it's DAY ONE in here, as if I was NEVER a Hall of Famer, as if I was NEVER a Stripped, Tag, or Unleashed Champion. My mission is to run through and BURY anyone who steps into this square circle and gets in between me and what I want, and what I DO want in the end is the Unleashed Championship, but most importantly to prove one thing, that pound for pound I am the greatest female wrestler in this business period. The Sensational Sherri ain't got nothing on me, the Fabulous Moolah ain't for NOTHING on me, and if Triple H and Kurt Angle were BITCHES they wouldn't have NOTHING on me either! [The crowd goes ballistic again.] Yuku Shiro: And when the smoke clears, and the only two left standing is ME and the Champ.then we're gonna have a problem.a big problem. Because that title will be mine again.make NO mistake.the Queen of Queens.is returning BACK TO HER THRONE!! [“Invincible” by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system as the fans go ballistic, while Yuku walks over to a turnbuckle again, and hops on the second ropes looking out into the crowd. She raises a gloved fist into the air causing the roar of the crowd to elevating to defining proportions; then hops down exiting the ring heading to the back as they continue to cheer her on.] JLT: Shiro promising to go on the warpath and anyone in her way is a target! Leah: Well she's got a LOT of bodies to go through on her path to the title, and she hasn't been here in a year, so she's in for some STIFF competition! JLT: Funny how you emphasized on the STIFF. Leah: SHUT UP!! JLT: If it wasn't official last week, it is this week folks; Yuku Shiro is BACK, which means business will be picking up REAL SOON! We got a main event battle royal coming up for the Unleashed title, and some more action before that! [Cameras show Shane Rockford sitting down relaxing in a chair behind his desk on the phone in his temporary office, when Yuku barges in.] Shane Rockford: What the… Yuku Shiro: Off the phone. NOW. [Shane gives Yuku a dirty look, as she folds her arms shooting him back a dirty one of her own waiting for him.] Shane Rockford: I'll call you later. I got company. [Shane hangs up his cell, and gets up out of his chair adjusting his suit as he looks Yuku in the eyes with calm irritation.] Shane Rockford: Now that you so rudely barged in here interrupting me, what can I do for you? Yuku Shiro: How come I hear that I'm not allowed in the battle royal, but your baby's mama is? Shane Rockford: Please refrain from the "slang" term when addressing my daughters mother, I didn't make the call, Tequila did. Now I maybe the President, but I'm not about to overturn her ruling no matter how "unfair" it may appear to you, I trust Tequila's decision. Yuku Shiro: Is that so? Shane Rockford: That's so, and that's final. [Yuku nods her head sarcastically as she bites her lower lip.] Yuku Shiro: We'll see about that. [Shiro storms out of Shane's office, as he just looks at her shaking his head.] JLT: Yuku Shiro is so obnoxious. She’s been back for 2 minutes and she’s already complaining to the boss and interrupting people. I wonder what she meant? Leah: She’s probably going to get pregnant with his baby. It’s all the rage now, it’s so fashionable, look at the street cred it gave Felicity and Nyssa. They’re gangster. [What a surprise, we're backstage. Bemused, twenty-two year old Quinne Kelly stares at Krysta Taylor, who is feeling up her own boobs.] Quinne: Um, Krysta? Krysta Taylor: Huhwha? Quinne: Aren't you, you know.. supposed to be, um, interviewing me? Krysta Taylor: I am? [Quinne looks at the camera, looks at Krysta, looks at the camera, looks at Krysta again. Krysta, as if she finally notices the camera in front of them, breaks out into a fabricated smile.] Krysta Taylor: Ladies and gentlemen! Here I am backstage with one of DU's newest signings who happens to look very plain, .....um, what's your name again? [Exasperated, Quinne responds.] Quinne: Quinne. My name is Quinne. Krysta Taylor: Ladies and gentlemen! Here I am backstage with one of DU's newest signings, Quinne! How are you doing today, Quinne? Quinne: I'm good. Really, I just want to talk about this battle roy-- Krysta Taylor: I'm good, too! I just got this fantabulous new bra. Look! [To illustrate, Krysta cups her breasts and shoves them to her neck. Quinne looks at her uneasily.] Quinne: Um.. what? Krysta Taylor: Thanks for asking! It was $19.99, on sale at Victoria's. Black, lacy, clings to all the right places. Want to see? Quinne: No! I mean, no thanks. Can we just, you know, get to the interview? Krysta Taylor: What interview? Quinne: MY interview. Krysta Taylor: YOUR interview? Quinne: Um, yes? Krysta Taylor: Why don't you want to see my bra? Quinne: Because, ew! Krysta Taylor: But.. I like my bra. Quinne: I don't want to see your bra! Krysta Taylor: Okay! Goodness, why didn't you just say so? [Scoffing, Krysta brushes off her shoulder. Quinne gawks at her as Krysta resumes her smile into the camera.] Krysta Taylor: Ladies and gentlemen! Here I am backstage with one of DU's newest signings, Quinne! How are you doing today, Quinne? Quinne: I'm.. didn't we already cover this? Krysta Taylor: No. Quinne: ..I'm good. Krysta Taylor: That's good! So, Quinne, DU's newest signing, mind telling us what you think of this impromptu little battle royale? Quinne: Well, I - [Before Quinne can answer, Krysta is back to massaging her breasts. Thoroughly annoyed, Quinne rolls her eyes.] Quinne: Krysta! Krysta Taylor: What? [After staring at the interviewer for a good moment or so, Quinne huffs.] Quinne: Oh, forget it! I'll let my actions speak for me! [And, before Krysta can react, Quinne is on her heel down the hallway. Krysta shrugs and turns to the camera, resuming her large smile.] Leah: Well, then. JLT: Honestly. Krysta has an IQ of -2. Leah: Shockingly. I didn't think anyone could possibly reign lower than the Monroe twins. JLT: You learn something new everyday. [The camera cuts to the backstage where a frantic employee runs through the halls like a chicken with its head cut off. She wears a headset and carries a clipboard in her arms. The anxious young woman sharply turns a corner and slams right into the boss himself. Shane staggers a little and grabs the young woman by the shoulders to keep her from falling.] Shane Rockford: What the hell? Young Woman: I'm so sorry Mr. Rockford! I've been looking for you everywhere! Shane Rockford: Well, you found me. Now what is so urgent? Young Woman: I just received a phone call that I thought you'd like to know about right away! [Shane gives her a "spill it" look.] Young Woman: It seems we'll be having a special guest tonight and I was told to personally deliver the message right away. Shane Rockford: Who is it? Not a celebrity... Young Woman: Oh, she's definitely a celebrity. Especially here in DU. She's way more than that. Shane Rockford: Oh really? Young Woman: Really. She'll be here soon. Shane Rockford: So who is it? Young Woman: Well, she only said that she is Divas Unleashed's best friend...and for what she's done for this place, yours as well. [Shane pauses for a moment, frowning in thought. A sly grin slowly creeps across his face.] Shane Rockford: Oh, yes. I know who this is. Can't wait to see her. [With that, Shane pats the young woman on the shoulder and walks away.] [Fade in from black to a desolate, smokey area. It appears to be a boiler room. The "smoke" is actually steam, of course, and through it, we see a dark, shadowy figure emerging.] "So, the time is drawing ever nearer. The countdown to chaos is almost complete. Alright, I promise, no more Darth Vader impressions, but you get the idea - the ever-burgeoning sense of dread, and whatnot, right?" [The figure emerges out of the steam, and we see that it's Vixen. She appears fairly dishevelled, yet undeniably focused.] "The time is almost upon us - the time for those who have what it takes to stand up and fight, and those who don't, that'd be the rest of you, heh, to lay down and die. But hey, we can't all be winners, so don't feel too bad. It's just a shame that your consolation prize will have to be a swift kick to the back of the head, but meh, that's the luck of the draw. Toodles! See you all in the ring." [Vixen walks backwards, returning to the steamy abyss, as the crowd seem somewhat jarred by her overbearing confidence. Will she be able to deliver? We shall see.] [We cut backstage into the office of Shane Rockford. Shane sits behind his desk with his arms folded and as Tequila stands in the corner of the room and holds her forearm across her mouth and nose. Holly Wentz stands in front of the desk and has a pair of yellow rubber gloves on, holding a can of disinfectant and a white tea towel.] Tequila: Okay…and where else was she? [Shane sighs and points to the front of the desk as Holly immediately begins to douse it in disinfectant and begins to scrub the surface. Tequila then shakes her head and stands behind Holly, watching her work. Shane then scowls.] Shane Rockford: Is this really necessary? Tequila: Shane, baby, Yuku Shiro was in this room. We have to get rid of her. I don’t want to catch something. Did you see what she got those fans to call me earlier? Shane Rockford: She’s just bitter about not being the big battle royal tonight. [Holly stops scrubbing and then stands and looks at Tequila who nods approvingly. Holly then removes her right rubber glove and places it on the desk. She then tries to take off the left glove but finds that it won’t come off and begins to tug at it. Tequila then scowls at Holly who is putting all her strength into getting the tricky glove off. It eventually flies off of Holly’s hand and smacks Tequila in the side of the face. Tequila stumbles sideways and holds her cheek. She turns to Holly with her mouth gaping wide open.] Tequila: Holly! You IDIOT! [Holly bites her bottom lip and looks guilty as a red mark appears on the blonde’s pretty face. The lesbian assistant then shrugs as Tequila shakes her head. Shane then giggles to himself but Tequila snaps her head to him with her eyes wide, and he immediately stops. Tequila then turns back to Holly.] Tequila: You’re done for the day, show in my special guest on your way out. Shane Rockford: Your special guest? Tequila: Yes. Holly will fetch him. [Holly then nods and turns, tripping on the carpet and falling into the door as Tequila rolls her eyes. Holly turns back to the bosses and smiles sheepishly, she opens the door and picks up a lifesize cutout of a very good looking man with black hair and brooding eyes. The cutout stands dressed in an army suit, pointing at guy sideways. Holly plants it next to Tequila as Tequila smiles widely at Shane, who raises an eyebrow.] Tequila: Now, Shane. This is Joey Vie. Actually it’s a cut out of him from his latest movie which we stole from the cinema. He’s an American movie star but he’s huge in Europe. I want you to take him with you when you go and visit Kaci in California next week. Shane Rockford: May I ask why? Tequila: I’m playing Cupid and they’d make such a cute couple, I always have the best taste in men. I know he’d be totally fabulous for her! I mean, the woman has been in prison with a bunch of dykes for a year. She needs some cock! [Shane Rockford rubs his temples as Tequila smiles at him. Tequila then smiles and sits on the edge of his desk, looking at the cutout with adoration. She turns to Shane and pouts.] Shane Rockford: Right, whatever, I’ll do that. Can we focus more about tonight and the battle royal rather than setting up ex-psychopaths with hot guys from Europe? Tequila: Okay, if we can talk about that slut Felicity? Shane Rockford: Nevermind. [Tequila then smiles as she walks around the desk and sits on Shane’s lap and begins to rub his black shirt as Shane rolls his eyes and smiles at his girlfriend. We cut back to ringside.] JLT: Tequila is so unbelievable. Leah: I know, can you believe she uses that brand of disinfectant? I always use Lysol. Woman has no taste. [Suddenly, the arena dims slowly as the titantron comes to life.] -January 30th, 2005- [The video wall dims and a strobe light begins to flash throughout the arena. Suddenly, then the sounds of several horses can be heard as trumpets blare loudly. There is a huge blast of pyro just before the lights flicker on. A few guys, dressed in "royal robes" and totting trumpets line the ramp. Amaryllis now stands in the center of the ring with a purple, silken pillow. Atop the pillow sits a glistening tiara. The crowd gasps at what they see. In the center of the ring floor, a large image of the Unleashed Champion in all her glory is imprinted. Smiling, Amaryllis paces the "Star ring". The trumpets sound out once again. Everyone turns there attention towards the top of the stage where a white carriage appears, pulled by none other than 4, nearly naked males. Riding the carriage is Star in an elegant white gown and giving the oh so fake "Miss America Wave". But what's this? She isn't alone. There, sitting next to her, is none other that the second half of N.B.K....RAZOR!] JLT: Oh, wow! Razor! Is she back in Divas Unleashed? Last time we saw her, she was being decimated by former Unleashed Champion, Yuku Shiro. Leah: This is not the time to bring up old stuff, Jamie. Be like Jeff Hardy! Live for the moment! [The stud pulled carriage sails down to the ring, stopping just in front of it. Star stands and pauses for a moment, smiling out at the crowd with a glow we've never seen from her before. Razor takes hold of the long back of Star's dress, lifting it a up a little. They both walk slowly out of the carriage, and slowly up the steps. For a moment, they struggle with getting through the ropes, but soon make their way inside. Star stands still, smiling brightly, glowing even more than before. She does a little excited hop, and her slightly feathered hairdo bounces. We see that Star is nearly dripping with "ice". She wears modest, diamond studs, along with a brilliant diamond necklace and bracelet. Both Amaryllis and Razor smile, clapping for her. In a strange turn of events, the crowd has ceased its jeering, and now applaud The Glittering Goddess. Star turns to Amaryllis and motions for her to come closer. But she soon gets impatient, and quickly snatches the crown from the pillow. Star then places it on her head and is overcome with a wave of camera flashes.] JLT: Well, I think it's official. Star is now the Queen of Divas Unleashed. She's like...Napoleon. Only a lot taller. Leah: And with a rack. [The fans come to their feet and erupt with pride in an ode to the memorable event. Just then, "Hip Hop Star" by Beyonce blasts over the P.A system.] Leah: What? Are you serious? JLT: No way... The most critically acclaimed… Envied bitch in the game… With more than just a claim to fame… You all know her name... Leah: Everybody take cover! This place is about to explode with the biggest ego in Divas Unleashed history!!! JLT: She must have been that special guest that we were talking about earlier! [Putting an end to the agonizing anticipation of her beloved subjects, Star glides onto the stage. She pauses at the top of the ramp, smiling out into the crowd with confidence. The Glittering Goddess is striking in a sexy, crisp, virgin white tailored pantsuit. Underneath, a black lace Victoria's Secret exclusive is bared. Her sandy brown, honey blonde streaked hair is pulled back into a fabulous bun decorated with small rhinestones. Flawless, nude shade makeup brings out every godly feature in her face. She struts down the ramp, her spiked heels hitting the metal with percision, personifying justified arrogance with every step.] Leah: Man, just look at her. The semi-married life is doing her good. JLT: She is looking lovely tonight, but that's to be expected. [Star begins up the steel staircase as her ovation continues. She pulls open the ropes and climbs slowly inside of the ring. An employee hands her a mic and Star saunters to the center. She smiles brightly as the fans continue to scream for her. Star then raises the mic, the huge, expensive rock of her engagement glistening under the many lights.] Star: My people, my people. It's so lovely to see you all. I know that you miss your Queen terribly. I miss each and every one of you as well. Leah: She is such a liar. She doesn't miss us. If I had a man as tasty as hers I wouldn't miss us either! JLT: That's because you're constantly horny, Leah. Leah: Mind your own business. [Star begins to pace the square of the ring.] Star: I can imagine how surprised everyone is to see me, but you honestly shouldn't be. A battle royal for the Unleashed Championship. Sit home in my fabulous apartment with my delicious fiancé and watch this on television? Oh, hell no. I had to come here tonight for this. I want to see up close just who the woman will be. The woman who will defeat the entire roster for a title that I immortalized. Because we all know, that no matter who holds that belt, I am the eternal Unleashed Champion. My last defense solidified that. No woman in the history...or present...of Divas Unleashed has ever been able to do what I have done, and they never will. The day I think that is about to happen will be the day I put myself back on that roster. I will be the baddest bitch that has ever graced a Divas Unleashed ring whether I'm still wrestling in one or not! [A tidal wave of admiration washes through the arena as Star stands with a proud smile etched on her beautiful face.] Star: I know most were shocked and pretty confused when my retirement from both DU and 3WL was announced. In my final match, defending both the DU and 3WL World Championships, I wasn't sure whether or not I had made the right decision. I had successfully held onto both of my championships yet again. Was it really time for me to go? And then I realized that I have been on top for years, and no matter what, it will never change. I had stuck around so long because I was trying to hold on to a status that I didn't realize will never be taken away from me. I am, and have been, one of if not THE premier female in the wrestling business since lacing up my boots back in 2002. Not just in 3WL and Divas Unleashed, but around the world. Every challenge that I was faced with, I not only conquered, I fucking DEMOLISHED! So what the hell wa I still defending? Shit, I didn't need to be trying to become a legend. I already was one and forever will be. Star Lithegos, The Glittering Goddess, The Eternal Queen of Divas Unleashed. The bitch that every woman in this business wants to be! And I know that many of these green newbies don't know what's up, and you hoes should've never been let in here for not knowing the history of the company you're now trying to represent. Talking shit like you've actually done something up in this bitch. I swear, if I EVER hear any of you disrespect one of the pioneers of Divas Unleashed, and you should know who they are, I will do more than verbally molest you. When I'm done, you'll go fucking brain dead just from hearing the words "Divas Unleashed". Because I don't have to touch you to hurt you. Never have. There is nothing worse than people who have yet to pay their dues thinking that they aren't indebted to the women who brought this company where it is today, so if you make me, I will personally deal with you. And if any of you have a problem with the shit I'm saying, come see me about it, because I will solve it in every way possible. Disrespecting them is disrespect me...and I am Divas Unleashed to my very core. Leah: Only because you SAY you are. JLT: Leah, shut up! Leah: It's true! But she still looks fabulous. Go Star! Star: Disrespect just cannot be tolerated. And the newbloods aren't the only ones coming in here with it. I see Yuku Shiro scurried back in here calling herself a Queen after running away over a year ago! YOU ain't the Queen of SHIT bitch! You made that clear as hell when you ran out on DU after I whooped your self-righteous ass. The QUEEN of QUEENS is already on her throne and will be forever! I don't give a damn about whatever excuse that you're gonna throw at this. What you did are not the actions of Queens. They're the actions of cowards. And you think just because you've done a few things since then that it makes up for it. All I've been hearing you TALK about is the shit you've done after leaving this place like anyone gives a fuck about that. How you're "great world wide" or whatever. Fuck Yuku Shiro! I pissed on your career when you walked up out of here and THAT IS WHAT STANDS HERE IN DU! Not your world and heavy weight championships in some bogus company that DU fans never even heard of. I get sick of people doing that shit! This is about DU! What you do HERE is what matters! And what you're doing right now is talking out of your ass. You're no different. You're still that same tacky ass bitch throwing title reigns in everyone's face like you're some fucking Goddess in this business. Well guess what? Ya not! The only Goddess here is The Glittering Goddess, Star! You can try to contend with that all you want to be you will FAIL! I am better than you and I bet most of these women here are better than you! And with your funky ass attitude I see one of them knocking you off that high horse real soon! [Star then stops and breaths deeply. She shakes her head and raises the mic once again.] Star: I'm sorry you guys. I'm letting trash get to me. I came here tonight to witness the crowning of a new Unleashed Champion and that is what I'm going to do. Whoever wins that strap better do it justice, because if not, I just might be tempted to return and take it back. [Her smile returns once again as she gazes at her dear fans.] Star: Now, I want all of you to stay beautiful. I'm going to get comfortable and wait for the big match. ["Hip Hop Star" hits the speakers and Star blows a phantom kiss to the fans. She exits the ring and begins up the ramp. But when she reaches the top, she slowly turns around with a hand on her hip and a look of pure annoyance on her face as the music lowers.] Star: Queen of Queens my ass. I'm the only Queen in this fucking castle! [Star tosses the mic to the ground and her music starts once again. She stomps out of sight, nearly leaving a cloud of smoke behind.] JLT: Wow, Yuku Shiro's little catchphrase really bothered Star. Leah: It should! Who does Yuku think she is? Star is the only one allowed to think she's the greatest! She's the one with the tiara! ["Brick House 2003" By Rob Zombie hits and out comes The Fabulous one, Katia, wearing a vinyl cat-suit tonight. She walks towards the ring with a purpose as she doesn't waste time reaching her destination. As she's inside the ring she walks over to John Roe and takes the mic from his hands before telling him to scram.] Katia: Hello great city of Austria, It is I, Katia, the one and only "REAL" Diva of Divas Unleashed. And now all of you fans are wondering why I am out here correct? Well, There can only be one true reason, and that is for you all to take a glimpse of what a true fabulous Diva looks like. [Some of the male fans in the audience cheer for the seductive Diva, But largely enough everyone was booing.] Katia: Okay settle down all of you..So I know each and every one of you must be exact because later on tonight you will all witness the crowning of a new Unleashed Champion since there is no way that Icenique is going to walk out of this arena wearing a belt in her waist. [The Crowd Begin to Boo Katia who just walks around the ring like she owns the damn place. She flicks her hair to the back and licks her bottom lip before continuing speaking to the live audience.] Katia: You can boo all you want people, But come later tonight you will all see why exactly this match was made in the first place. And that is to finally get rid of a waste of space that is Icenique. A woman who has been nothing but a disgrace to this company, Just take a look at her and you'll see what I'm talking about. [She smirks with disgust even by speaking about Icenique] Katia: Icenique is nothing but a lowly, big booty having, half-twit! But you all are going to see what I'm going to do to that bitch later on tonight because I will be the one to eliminate her and end her reign of terror. [Katia takes a deep breath in before speaking] Katia: So where was I? A yes, A new Unleashed Champ will be crowned tonight, and you all ready know who that is going to be right? Well, by the looks of this town most of you don't have a clue, So I will let you in on a little secret..It's going to be me! That's right, I will be crowned the new champion for this company, and that's because I am the best this league has right now. None of the so called Divas here can measure up to me in talent, I am the best in everything that I do, and I will once again prove that to the world when I send all of those hood rats packing. But just to prove to you all that I mean what I say lets have a little match right now. I will give any female in this arena a jewel from my own personal collection worth more than what this entire place makes in a year...So how about it? Is female here up for the chance to win a very luxurious jewel. [Katia turns around to a girl who's down in the front row raising her hand.] Katia: Take a look at this girl over here..She's not the prettiest thing in the world, But she's obviously knows what good in life by accepting the chance to win something more beautiful than Austria itself. [Katia laughs at this.] Katia: Okay you over there bring that girl in here now. [People from the staff take the girl and bring her inside the ring. Katia then just looks at her with a little devious smile on her face as she plays with her hair. As the girl begins to get closer Katia, right off the bat clotheslines the poor girl to the floor, she then begins to pound her face until the ref gets her off. This gives time for the young girl to get up from the floor and attack Katia from behind who was too busy arguing with the ref.] [The girl grabs Katia by the hair and swings her to the conner of the ropes, she then starts to slap Katia in the face repeatedly before getting on top of her and starts to punch her in the face, But Katia then stops the punches by sending the girl crashing to the outside. Katia then quickly follows outside the ring to pick up the girl who landed pretty damn hard. Forcefully now, Katia brings the girl back inside and just as quick Katia picks up her up by the hair, slaps her across the face and then hits her with "The Katiaclysm" laying out the young girl. she quickly goes for the cover 1.2 But Katia stops the count.] [Katia then starts smiling evilly before getting on top of the girl and rams the head hard on the mat. Katia now picks her up and throws the girl to the ropes, Quickly then she starts kicking the young girl in the midsection and then continues with giving her some hard-face slaps. The girl then falls down to mat, and seems to be tired from the beating she's getting from Katia, and now noticing this Katia goes on top off the ropes and waits for the girl to get up, when she does Katia hits her Finisher "The Chaotic Kittie" and covers the girl for the easy 1.2.3] [Katia exits the ring and Gets a chair. Now with a chair in hand Katia goes back inside the ring and was about to hit the girl with a chair before the ref took the chair from her grasps. By now Katia gets extremely upset over this, and looks to have had enough of the ref. So Katia kicks him in the downstairs area which lets her grab the Chair from him and then she proceeds with hitting him over the head with it. Katia looks at the bleeding ref and starts to laugh in a rather psychotic manner. She then notices the girl in the floor, and hits her with the chair Nonstop while she yells at her "This is exactly what is going to happen to any one who gets in my way tonight..They'll all end up laying on the ground like the worthless dogs that they are"] [Katia smiles to the crowd before Livia comes to the ring with a bag in her hand. She gets inside the ring and hands Katia the bag. Katia then takes a jewel from the bag and throws it at the girl] Katia: I am a woman of my word, So here is what you just won! [ We cut straight to a dark room, where a stunning blonde woman sits on top of a desk. She is wearing a black power suit and skirt, with her hair tied back in a long ponytail and her legs crossed over one-another. She smiles towards the camera and begins to speak as the dusty light above her head swings slowly. The lady begins to speak. ] ???: Good evening everyone. You may not have heard of me, so let me clue you all in on a few things. My name is Amy Rose. I am new to Divas Unleashed. For the last five years, I've been all around the world learning this craft that we call wrestling. See, I grew up the daughter of a British wrestler called Stuart Rose. My dad was a good wrestler too. Not the greatest, but he was a mean, tough man. No-one ever enjoyed fighting him. Yet, he was always the most loving and caring man possible whenever he saw me. I love wrestling because it was what my dad loved, and I love my dad. [ Amy looks down at her feet, swinging off the chair as she contemplates her next choice of words. ] Amy Rose: I've been around this sport since I was a little girl. I love wrestling. I breathe it. I have special memories of the last five years I've travelled the world, trying to become the best I can be in this sport. I'm under no illusions here. I know you look at us women as objects of desire. You want to see the T&A. You want to see Divas. Well, that's fine. I accept that you want the women to be naked and to get their breasts out. [ Amy quickly readjusts her hair and makes a point of adjusting her jacket to fit her frame more. ] Amy Rose: But please understand something - I am a wrestler. I enter that ring to wrestle. I want to be the best I can be. I'm not opposed to getting dirty when necessary... but necessary isn't now. What's necessary is that next week on Exile, you see me wrestle. And next week, I show you all what I consider this sport to be all about - hard action... and maybe a few little extras thrown in *wink* [ Amy smiles and gives off an infectious little giggle, before jumping off the desk and readjusting her outfit. ] Amy Rose: My dad use to say that he was the thorns on the rose flower and I was the petals on the flower, waiting to bloom to the world. He use to say that he'd protect me while I blossomed, but there'd come a time when I had to make my own thorns to protect myself. Come Exile, I show you all my thorns. Keep smiling everyone and I'll see you next week. [ Amy smiles to the camera, and then exits to the left of the camera as the scene fades back to the arena and announcers. ] JLT: Wow! Amy Rose is going to debut on Exile next week! I can't wait for that, she looks spunky! Leah: She looks kind of like Britney Spears! When Britney was hot of course! JLT: Remember, it's not what she looks like but how she performs in the ring and we'll find that out in 7 days time! Tag Team Match Divas Unleashed v Icenique © JLT: Leah, we’ve reached the final and only match of our show. I’m very excited for this match, as it has the potential to crown a brand new Unleashed Champion. Icenique is being punished for her actions at Nuclear Pussy III by putting her beloved belt on the line against 24 other women! Leah: That’s right, but that’s what you get when you have a fat ass! 25 women are competing in this match, they all drew numbers earlier today to determine their positions so we have no idea who is starting out first and who is coming in last! The women who drew the later numbers certainly have the advantage! JLT: That’s right, you never know, Icenique may have been lucky enough to have drawn the 25th entry! We have some big names in this match too, and a lot of people with things to prove, so this match certainly could turn a few heads! Leah: Indeed it could, there’s no better way to get attention than to piss somebody off by ruining their Unleashed title hopes! I’m sure some of our rookies would love to get themselves noticed! [We cut to John Roe in the ring. He smiles to the audience and is dressed in a smart suit with a purple tie, he brings the microphone to his lips.] John Roe: The following contest is a 25 woman battle royal for the Unleashed Championship. A woman will enter the ring every two minutes. You can be eliminated from the match by being thrown over the top rope, with both feet touching the floor. The winner is the match is the last woman remaining the ring. [The arena goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee Nguyeen is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle.] John Roe: Introducing the woman who drew entry number 1. She’s hailing from Texas, at a weight of 125lbs…TRACEE NGUYEN!! [Tracee smiles as she waits anxiously for the number two entry. John Roe offers her a warm smile as she rubs her hands as she focuses. "Crush" by Garbage hits over the PA system, and the audience are stunned silent. Strobe lights fill and encompass every square foot of the arena, the crowd's anticipation reaching a fever pitch. As the song reaches a creshendo and the hard-hitting chorus begins, pyros explode at the top of the ramp, and Vixen emerges from behind the curtain. The strobe lights continue to flash as Vixen makes her way to ring, recieving a somewhat mixed reaction from the fans - some love her, some clearly despise her. Her mind fixed on the match, she doesn't interact with or seem to notice the fans as she makes her way to the ring, nor does she play any sexual teases with the fans as she enters the ring.] John Roe: Introducing the woman who drew entry number 2. From Essex, England, at a weight of 125lbs…VIXEN!! [John Roe then quickly exits the ring as the referees on the outside of the ring nod to each other and the senior referee Hank Krass calls for the bell.] JLT: Here we go! This match is underway! We’ve got the debuting Vixen taking on Tracee Nguyen, they both drew the first numbers! Leah: When Vixen’s music hit I had no idea who was coming out, she has the eyes of the world on her now! You could say it was unlucky that these women drew such low numbers as it’s going to be very difficult for them to reach the later stages of this match! JLT: It has happened before, Leah, don’t count them out yet! It will be a tough battle if they make it to the final stages as they have to conserve their energy! [Vixen and Tracee spend the first 30 seconds of the match walking around each other, as they try to out stare each other and are both thinking about how to start the match, and playing off from the crowd. Vixen and Tracee approach each other with Tracee kicking Vixen in the gut and pulling her into a headlock. Vixen pushes Tracee to the ropes and nails her with a clothesline. Vixen then kneels over Tracee and begins to punch her in the face but Tracee uses both feet to shove Vixen backwards, sending her flying across the ring. Both women find their feet and Vixen slaps Tracee across the face, Vixen then grabs Tracee’s hand and sends her towards the corner with an Irish whip. Tracee leaps onto the top turnbuckle and counters the whip with a moonsault, connecting to Vixen.] [Tracee then brings Vixen to her feet and tries to toss her over the top rope but Vixen lands on the apron. Tracee runs towards Vixen but Vixen counters with a shoulder block through the ropes, Vixen then pulls back on the ropes and leaps into the ring with a flying body splash and both women slam into the canvas. Vixen then finds her feet and begins to stomp down onto Tracee, targeting her neck. Vixen then pulls Tracee into a front face lock and executes a swinging neckbreaker to the Texan. Vixen then drags Tracee towards the ropes. She pulls Tracee’s legs up and gets her into a slingshot position, Vixen then leans back which sends Tracee flying into the air and over the top rope, Tracee manages to grab the top rope with her two hands.] JLT: Tracee is hanging on by a thread! That doesn’t look like a very comfortable position! Her wrists have got to hurt! [She dangles in the air as she faces the ring entrance. She pulls her feet up from the floor on the outside as her feet dangle inches from the ground. A counter appears in the top right hand of the screen, counting down from 10 as the fans chant along. “Duality” by Slipknot begins to play as Noriko Lee runs down the apron. Tracee swings her legs up into the air and catches Noriko in a hurricanrana position. Tracee then spins around 360 degrees on Noriko’s shoulders and hops forward, landing with both feet on the apron.] JLT: That was inventive! [Vixen attempts to knock her off with a punch but Tracee pokes her in the eyes. Noriko slides into the ring as Tracee climbs through the ropes. The two Asians join arms and execute a double clothesline to Vixen, sending her down to the mat. Tracee and Noriko then begin to stomp on the Essex diva. The duo bring Vixen to her feet and whip her to the ropes, the Asians then nail a double flapjack to Vixen, slamming her into the canvas.] JLT: It looks like Noriko Lee and Tracee Nguyen have teamed up here! Leah: Well the Asians have to stick together! They’re a minority, remember, just like me! [Noriko and Tracee then try to force Vixen over the top rope by pushing her over, but Vixen grabs her legs around the top rope and hugs the second one. Noriko then has an idea and tells Tracee to move out of the way as Vixen still hangs on for her life. Noriko bounces to the ropes and attempts a running dropkick to Vixen but Vixen releases her grip and Noriko goes flying through the ropes, slamming feet first into the barricade on the outside of the ring.] Leah: Ouch! Did you see that?! That was hilarious! JLT: Noriko went through the ropes not over them so she’s still in this match! [Vixen then rolls out from under the bottom rope and finds her feet and clotheslines Tracee to the ground. Noriko lies on the padded floor on the outside. Vixen then stands in a corner, regaining her breath as Tracee Nguyen takes her time in getting up, thinking of what to do next. Tracee then turns towards Vixen and begins to taunt her as Vixen smiles, meanwhile Noriko Lee climbs onto the apron behind Vixen. Noriko then leaps into the ring, grabbing Vixen’s head and planting her face first with a bulldog. Tracee and Noriko then smile at each other and high five.] JLT: It looks like Noriko and Tracee have formed an alliance here! [The counter then begins on the screen as “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls hits the PA system. Aphrodite runs out onto the stage and runs down to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. Tracee and Noriko attempt a double clothesline but Aphrodite ducks and bounces to the ropes nailing a double clothesline to the two Asians on the rebound. Aphrodite then stands against the ropes and tells Tracee to run at her, Tracee does and Aphrodite executes a back body drop sending Tracee over the top rope and landing on the apron. Aphrodite then turns and nails a chick kick to Tracee, sending her falling to the outside and eliminating her.] JLT: Tracee’s eliminated! [Aphrodite then poses for the fans and pulls out a pocket mirror from bra. She begins to check her appearance and adjusts her hair. Aphrodite then pops the mirror back in her bra and turns back to the ring as Noriko Lee has ascended the top rope. Noriko leaps off with a missile dropkick, catching Aphrodite in the face. Noriko then nips up to her feet and runs towards Vixen but Vixen drops down and bridges the top rope down with her, as Noriko Lee has too much speed and goes tumbling out of the ring and crashing into the floor on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Vixen outsmarted Noriko! Noriko has been eliminated! Both Asians have gone with in a minute! Leah: Ugh, DU is so racist! [Vixen then approaches Aphrodite but Aphrodite kicks Vixen and pulls her into a snap DDT. Aphrodite then stands over Vixen and runs her hairs through her hair, she stands against the ropes and shouts “Do I look gorgeous?” to the fans to which the male fans in attendance agree by cheering. The timer begins and after the 10 seconds pass, “Make Over” by Christina Aguilera hits the PA system as Kaci Russell walks out from backstage to a roaring reception from the crowd. Kaci then walks down to the ring, dressed in her leather ring attire, and climbs the steel steps into the ring.] JLT: Kaci Russell is here! Kaci Russell has just entered the battle royal! What a surprise! Leah: It is! We weren’t expecting her at all! I thought she retired?! JLT: It doesn’t look like it! [Aphrodite turns to Kaci, anger at her thunder being stolen. Aphrodite then shouts at Kaci, pointing a finger in her face and then slapping her hard across the cheek. Kaci then responds by slapping Aphrodite even harder and pouncing on her with a Lou Thesz press. Kaci thunders away at Aphrodite’s face with a barrage of punches. Kaci then brings Aphrodite to her feet and tosses her into the corner. Kaci props Aphrodite on the top rope and attempts to climb up with her but Aphrodite knees her in the face. Aphrodite then pulls Kaci into a tornado DDT, planting the returning diva into the canvas.] [Aphrodite then finds her feet and smiles to herself. Vixen comes from behind, nailing a German suplex, Vixen then rolls Aphrodite over and nails a second suplex, followed by a third completing a trio. Vixen then pulls Aphrodite to the ropes and tries to force her over, picking up one of her legs and placing it over the top rope. Aphrodite holds on as Kaci Russell finds her feet and tries to help Vixen. Both women begin to shove Aphrodite out of the ring but Aphrodite hugs the ropes tightly. Kaci then tries a different approach by tugging at Aphrodite’s rip attire, Kaci manages to rip off Aphrodite’s top, leaving her in a black French lace bra as Vixen looks at the Pinnacle of Perfection with a scowl.] JLT: Kaci is ripping off Aphrodite’s clothes! Leah: She spent too long in that women’s prison! [Kaci then hands Vixen the ripped top of the French model-turned-wrestler. Kaci then begins tries to unhook Aphrodite’s bra as the fans cheer for her. Aphrodite wriggles on the ropes as Vixen nails her across the kidneys with closed fists. Vixen then watches as Kaci winks at her and tries to unhook the black bra.] Leah: Kaci is now unhooking Aphrodite’s bra! What the hell is that?! JLT: I think she has an idea actually! If she removes Aphrodite’s bra then she’ll let go of the top rope and then Kaci can shove her over the top rope and eliminate her! Leah: Or! Kaci’s now a lesbian! [Before Aphrodite can be totally declothed, “Jester’s Dance” by the In Flames kicks in as RIOT Wanatabe walks down to the ring. Vixen turns and waits for her to enter the ring. RIOT nips through the ropes as Vixen runs towards her with an attempted clothesline but RIOT grabs Vixen by the throat and lifts her into the air. RIOT then plants Vixen onto her shoulders into a fireman’s carry position, she then swings Vixen into an implant DDT, completing her F5-like “RIOT Act” finisher.] JLT: RIOT is in the ring! She looks like a powerhouse! Leah: What’s up with her face? [RIOT then comes from behind to Kaci, grabbing her into a sleeper hold. Kaci struggles for air as RIOT holds the sleeper for a few seconds before leaning backwards and sending Kaci over her head with a suplex. Aphrodite leaps down from the top rope and adjusts her bra. Aphrodite then stares at RIOT with a frown on her fake and shakes her head. RIOT ignores her and begins to stomp on Kaci. RIOT then pulls Kaci to her feet and gets her into a butterfly powerbomb position, RIOT hoists Kaci into the air but Kaci counters and lands on her feet. Kaci then nails a soccer kick, kicking RIOT in the groin area as RIOT stumbles backwards.] [Aphrodite then leaps into the air, grabbing RIOT’s neck and pull her down as Aphrodite puts her knees up and RIOT’s back lands on them, snapping RIOT’s neck backwards. Kaci and Vixen then begin to exchange punches as Kaci whips Vixen, sending her over the top rope. Vixen lands on the apron and Kaci begins to try and push her away. Aphrodite runs over and the duo both begin to push but Vixen manages grab hold of the second rope and baseball slides underneath the bottom rope and through the legs of the two divas.] JLT: Vixen escapes elimination! That was a pretty slick move! [The 10 seconds count down as “No Problems” by Lil’ Scrappy hits the PA system. Icenique walks out into the arena to cheers from the crowd, she has the Unleashed Championship around her waist. She takes it off and kisses it, then drops it on the apron as she runs towards the ring. She slides in and immediately takes down Vixen with a spear. Icenique then finds her feet as RIOT Wanatabe comes from behind with a stiff clothesline to the back of the head. Aphrodite and Kaci soon turn on each other and begin to exchange punches with Aphrodite backing Kaci into the corner and choking her with her foot.] JLT: Icenique is in this match! She needs to stay in the ring otherwise she’ll lose her Unleashed Championship! [RIOT Wanatabe whips Icenique to the corner and charges towards her with an attempted body splash but Icenique moves out of the way and RIOT slams into the corner. RIOT holds her front as Icenique grabs her by the head and tosses her into the corner, with RIOT’s shoulder colliding with the ring post. Icenique turns back to the ring as Vixen approaches her, Icenique then attempts to pull Vixen into her “Death By Design” flatliner finisher but Vixen counters the move and kicks Icenique. Vixen then pulls the champion into her “Vix Crusher” finisher, executing a modified version of the styles’ clash except spinning before she plants Icenique body first into the mat.] Leah: Vixen just nailed her finisher! She’s certainly making an impact in this match! She’s been in the ring the longest! JLT: She has some stiff competition right now, she’ll need to keep out of harms way if she wants to survive! [Vixen then drags Icenique towards the ropes, she calls over Aphrodite and the two lift Icenique over the top rope, Icenique manages to grab onto the top rope with one hand and swings herself to land the apron. Vixen then tries to dropkick Icenique but the champion leans backwards and the dropkick misses. Aphrodite then attempts to punch Icenique across the face but Icenique blocks it and kicks her, Icenique then grabs Aphrodite’s head and runs along the apron with her, slamming Aphrodite face-first into the top turnbuckle. Icenique then climbs back into the ring.] [Kaci Russell climbs to the top rope and perches when RIOT walks over to her and nails her across the face with a stiff shot. RIOT then pulls Kaci into a powerbomb position and turns back to the ring, RIOT lifts Kaci high into the air and slams her into the canvas with a last ride powerbomb. The countdown to the next entrant expires as a horn sounds and “Headstrong” by Trapt begins to play.] JLT: Here comes Suzie Woods! [Suzie Woods walks onto the stage with a silver baseball bat in her hands. She slowly walks to the ring as RIOT and Aphrodite begin to exchange blows, Suzie climbs into the ring as Icenique turns to her. Suzie then nails Icenique across the face with her baseball bat, sending Icenique straight to the canvas. Suzie then turns to Vixen and slams her in the back with the baseball bat, sending Vixen down to the canvas.] [Suzie Woods then turns to the fans who give her a mixed reaction. Suzie looks blankly at them as Kaci Russell comes from behind but Suzie nails her with the edge of her baseball bat and turns, slamming the bat into Kaci’s gut. Suzie then taps RIOT on the shoulder as RIOT spins around with a flying fist but Suzie ducks and nails RIOT directly in the face with the bat, sending her falling to the canvas.] JLT: What the hell is Suzie Woods doing?! Leah: She’s cheating! [Suzie then threatens to hit Aphrodite across the face but Aphrodite holds her hands up, and keeps repeating “Not the face” at her. Aphrodite then drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope. Suzie then heads back to Icenique and begins to drive the bat into the back of Icenique. Suzie then tosses the bat into the crowd as the fans scramble to catch it. Suzie then picks up Icenique in her arms and walks to the ropes, shoving Icenique over the top rope as Icenique falls lifelessly to the outside of the ring, her body hitting the floor as she lies there, unconscious from the baseball bat shot.] JLT: Suzie Woods just eliminated Icenique! That means we’ll have a brand new Unleashed Champion tonight! Leah: I can’t believe she just did that! Icenique looks dead! Really dead! [Suzie then smiles as she looks at Icenique on the outside of the ring. Suzie then stands on the second rope, leaning out of the ring and shouting at Icenique. Suzie then begins to shout at JLT and Leah when suddenly Aphrodite comes from behind and tosses Suzie over the top rope and out of the ring as Suzie lands next to Icenique.] JLT: HA! Suzie just got eliminated! Leah: I told you she was all talk! [RIOT has risen to her feet and stares at Aphrodite. Aphrodite then rolls her eyes at her and tells the Japanese woman to go away. RIOT then turns and looks at the crowd as Aphrodite sighs in relief. RIOT then turns back and runs towards Aphrodite as Aphrodite admires her nails. RIOT leaps onto Aphrodite and clotheslines her over the top rope but Aphrodite manages to grab RIOT around the neck and pulls her with her as both women tumble over the top rope and land on top of Suzie Woods and Icenique on the outside of the ring.] JLT: RIOT and Aphrodite both eliminated each other! They landed on top of Icenique and Suzie! RIOT weighs a lot too, that has got to hurt! Leah: I know, they need to stop clogging up my view! I can’t see the hot guy in the front row over there! JLT: You’re supposed to be calling the match? Leah: I am! You’re the one who needs to focus, bitch! [The referees usher the eliminated women as medics tend to Icenique on the outside of the ring. In the ring, Vixen and Kaci have found their feet. “Thank You For The Venom” by My Chemical Romance hits the PA system as Mystika makes her way to the ring. Vixen kicks Kaci and then with a michinoku driver in the middle of the ring as Mystika walks down the aisle. Mystika slides in and comes from behind to Vixen, planting her in the canvas with a Russian leg sweep. Mystika then stomps on Vixen and kicks her to the ropes as Vixen rolls out of the ring. Mystika then turns and brings Kaci to her feet and whips her into the corner. Mystika then follows it up with a handspring elbow, connecting perfectly.] [Mystika then props Kaci on the top rope and climbs up with her, Mystika pulls Kaci into a superplex position but Kaci shoves Mystika backwards into the ring and leaps off with a diving spear but Mystika moves out of the way and Kaci crashes into the canvas.] JLT: Kaci and Vixen have both been in this match for a long time, they must be getting tired being now! It takes a lot of effort to get people over the top rope! Leah: Especially if they’re fat like RIOT. [Mystika then drags Kaci to the ropes, lifting her up in her arms with a fireman’s carry and attempting a fall away slam over the top rope but Kaci manages to hang on, grabbing the rope and dangling by one hand. Kaci then swings her legs onto the apron. Mystika tries to nail her with a shot across the face but Kaci counters with an elbow to her face.] [“You Spin Me Round” by Dope plays as a horn sounds and the ten second countdown expires, Felicity walks out onto the stage and leaps into the arm, stretching her arms. She walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, immediately tying up with Mystika. Felicity then whips Mystika to the ropes and nails a powerslam. Felicity then turns around and is met with kick to the face by Kaci as Felicity stumbles backwards, Felicity then responds by nailing an uppercut to Kaci. Felicity then ducks behind Kaci and pulls her into waistlock, Felicity tries to suplex her but Kaci fights back.] [Vixen has ascended the top rope and leaps from the top with a flying dropkick connecting to Kaci and Felicity and knocking them down on top of each other. Vixen then pulls Kaci to her feet and the duo agree to team up and wait for Felicity to rise. Vixen and Kaci then join arms and attempt to double clothesline Felicity but Felicity ducks and turns and nails an elbow to Vixen and Kaci with a kick to the gut. Kaci drops to her knees and Felicity hits Kaci across the head with a buzzsaw kick.] JLT: Ouch! That was a stiff kick from Felicity! Kaci may be out cold! [Vixen then runs towards Felicity but Felicity catches her with a kick and pulls her into a powerbomb position, Felicity then leaps forward with her finishing flipping piledriver “Flick Destroyer” planting Vixen head-first into the canvas as the fans cheer. Felicity then leaps to her feet and poses to the crowd, soaking in her the adrenaline from her return to the ring. The countdown begins and 10 seconds later, “A Toast To Men” by Willa Ford begins to play and Courtney Monroe skips out onto the stage.] JLT: That was a devastating move by Felicity as Courtney comes to ring! Leah: I hope Courtney doesn’t fall and lose another brain cell, she only has three left! [Courtney climbs into the ring and is immediately met with a “Kiss of Death” finishing superkick from Mystika. Courtney falls to the floor and lies there motionless as Mystika chuckles to herself. Felicity then comes from behind to Mystika, spinning her around and executing a flowing DDT. Felicity then stands over Mystika when Kaci Russell comes from behind and shoves Felicity forward as Felicity stumbles over the top rope but still manages to hang on. Felicity then hugs the bottom rope as Kaci drives her foot into Felicity’s face, trying to kick her out and eliminate her.] [Courtney Monroe has found her feet despite being dizzy. She then realises she’s in the ring and begins to skip around and dance. Vixen comes from behind but Courtney ducks and grabs Vixen with a baldo bomb, slamming her into the canvas. Courtney then applauds herself as she leaps to her feet. Vixen lies on the canvas writing in pain as Courtney then runs towards her executing a perfect cartwheel into an elbow drop. Courtney then covers, hooking the leg.] Leah: There’s no pinfalls in this match you idiot! [Courtney then looks up and scowls at there being no referee to count. She stands and looks around and spots a young boy in the audience calling her name and holding out an autograph book. Courtney smiles at him and then nods, running to the ropes and hopping over the top rope and landing with both feet on the floor. Courtney then rushes over the boy and begins to sign his pad.] JLT: Courtney just eliminated herself! Leah: To sign autographs! [Courtney then kisses the boy on the cheek as the referees begin to usher her from ringside. The countdown timer expires as “Too Cold” by Vanilla Ice begins to play. Sexy Amanda walks out from backstage and storms her way to the ring with an angry expression on her face. Courtney passes her on the ramp and holds up her hand for a high five but Amanda punches her in the face. Courtney falls to the floor holding her nose as Amanda slides into the ring. Amanda immediately spears Kaci into the canvas and begins to hammer at her face.] [Mystika comes from behind to Amanda pulling her off by her hair. Felicity climbs to her feet and Mystika and Felicity double team Sexy Amanda by delivering a reverse 3D neckbreaker. Felicity and Mystika then find their feet and Felicity extends her hand for a handshake, Mystika shakes it but pulls Felicity into a short clothesline. Suddenly, the crowd erupts as Yuku calmly walks down to the ring in her street clothes in her street clothes as the battle royal continues.] JLT: Look whose coming down to ring side! Leah: What the HELL is she doing coming down here? JLT: Looking to get a better view? Leah: Don't play as DUMB as you already are bitch! [Shiro walks around the ring over to the time keepers table, grabs a chair, and sits down watching the action crossing her legs, and folding her arms.] JLT: Told you. Leah: As long as she stays her Psycho Asian ass in that steel then fine! [The women in the ring glance Yuku and continue their work as Mystika. Kaci Russell and Vixen both team up as Mystika comes from behind Mystika and lifts her onto her shoulders and turns to the turnbuckle as Kaci leaps from the top rope with a clothesline. Kaci then stands up and celebrates connecting with the move when suddenly Sexy Amanda comes from behind, grabbing Kaci by her pants and thrusting her over the top rope. Kaci stumbles over the top and falls awkwardly off the apron and to the mat on the outside.] JLT: Sexy Amanda just eliminated the legendary Kaci Russell! Leah: Ugh, now she’s going to walk around like she’s conquered the world! I hate Amanda! [Amanda then celebrates and leaps up and down, she then turns and spots Vixen staring at her. Amanda runs towards Vixen but Vixen catches her and nails a double leg takedown, Vixen then puts Amanda in a sharpshooter and applies the pressure to the submission. Felicity and Mystika both tie up with Felicity getting the advantage by kneeing Mystika in the gut and trying to shove her over the top rope using both hands to push her head over the top. “Roses” by Outkast hits the PA system as Crystal Hilton as the Rose Girl walks out and waves to the fans who cheer her.] [Crystal walks to the ring and climbs in, she stands in the corner observing the action. She then heads over to Felicity and tries to help her eliminate Mystika. Mystika manages to kick Crystal away as Crystal lifts up her legs and elbows Felicity in the face. Felicity counters with a hard shot to the face of Mystika, causing her to stumble backwards. Felicity backs Icenique up against the ropes with hard rights and chops to the chest.] JLT: Felicity all over Mystika! Leah: Her nipples are gonna be erect for the rest of the night. JLT: Will you stop! [Felicity grabs Mystika’s arm and goes to whips her to the ropes, but Mystika reverses it sending her for a ride, in the same motion Yuku springs out of her chair, runs and leaps on the apron, and as Felicity hits the ropes, Shiro already pulling it down causes her to FLIP over the top rope spilling to the floor hitting hard.] Leah: SON OF A MUTHAFUCKIN BITCH!! JLT: OH DAMN!! Leah: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS UP TO SOMETHING!! JLT: Okay, I was wrong, you were right, you want a medal or something? Leah: NO! I WANT YOU TO GO FUC... [Leah's words are cut off, as Yuku calmly picks up a dazed Felicity, and bangs her head off of the steel guardrail as Mystika looks on puzzled. Crystal Hilton comes from behind with a bulldog. On the outside, Shiro then takes her, and whips her toward the steel steps sending her head first into them. Felicity crumbles into a heap, as Yuku calmly walks over to the steel chair she was sitting on, folds it up, bangs it off the guardrail and waits.] Leah: NO SHE'S NOT!! JLT: YES SHE IS!! [As a now battered Felicity fights to her feet, she turns around only to get CLOBBERED upside the skull with the steel from Yuku laying her out cold. Blood begins to flow from her skull, as Shiro chucks the chair, and walks over turn the commentators table grabbing some head sets and putting them on.] Leah: BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY?! Yuku Shiro: You're damn right I am, now you tell Shane and his sloppy second of a woman to come pick their charity case off the floor themselves. [Yuku takes off the head set and chucks it on the table as she walks off heading up the ramp way as the fans cheer her on. Vixen looks surprised as she watches the action from the ring ropes. Amanda then runs at Vixen but Vixen uses Amanda’s momentum against her and executes a back body drop, sending Amanda flying over the top rope and to the padded floor.] JLT: Yuku Shiro just eliminated Felicity for some bizarre reason, and Amanda has just gone too! Leah: I know! Yuku is crazy! It leaves Mystika, Vixen and Crystal all fighting it out in the ring and we’re at half-way stage! [Crystal then drags Mystika into position and climbs to the top rope, Crystal leaps off with an attempted moonsault but Mystika rolls out of the way. Crystal lands on her feet and balances herself but Vixen comes from behind, sweeping Crystal’s legs from under her with a sliding shoulder block. The countdown begins and 10 seconds later, “Change” by the Deftones begins to play. Chimera walks out onto the stage with the Rockford State Championship around her waist. She walks to the ring with it on her shoulder before placing it neatly on the steel steps and hopping into the ring.] [Chimera immediately heads for Mystika and tosses her into the corner, nailing her across the face with right hands. Meanwhile Vixen and Crystal tie up with Vixen attempting a suplex but Crystal counters and pulls Vixen into a fisherman’s suplex, planting the British diva on the canvas. Crystal Hilton then hops to her feet and heads over to try and help Chimera assault Mystika but Chimera doesn’t want any help and nails Crystal in the face with a closed fist.] JLT: Crystal Hilton is being smart and trying to work with other divas here! Teamwork is the key in getting other divas over the top rope! Leah: Or maybe she’s just a sheep? [Chimera turns back to Mystika, scratching at her face but Crystal grabs a chunk of her hair and pulls her into a side headlock. Crystal then runs to the ropes and attempts a springboard bulldog but Chimera counters it, shoving Crystal over the top rope and to the outside as Crystal tries to bounce her feet off the top rope. Crystal falls to the floor face first and connects as Chimera smiles.] JLT: Crystal’s been eliminated! She hit the floor hard! Chimera is the freshest person in this match, she has an advantage! Leah: That was a funny move! [Chimera then turns around and is met with a flying lariat from Mystika as both women hit the canvas. Mystika then stands and heads to the top rope, she leaps off with a swanton bomb which connects to Chimera. Mystika then finds her feet and drags Chimera to the ropes. Chimera elbows Mystika, knocking her away. Mystika kicks Chimera and whips her into the corner as Vixen moves out of the way to avoid being struck by the Rockford State Champion. Mystika then runs towards Chimera with an attempted body splash but Chimera pulls her legs up and catches Mystika in a hurricanrana position.] [Mystika then holds Chimera, trying to plant her with a powerbomb but Chimera pulls at Mystika’s hair. Chimera then swings herself with her hands holding the ropes, she leans backwards and sends Mystika tumbling over the top rope with a hurricanrana and slamming to the floor on the outside of the ring. Chimera dangles on the ropes and slides onto the apron, rolling back under the bottom rope. “Superstar” by Saliva then blasts out of the PA system as Katrina runs out from backstage.] JLT: Mystika has been ousted from this match, that move backfired on her, and here comes Katrina! Leah: Vixen is still in this thing, she’s been in the ring the entire match! [Chimera kneels in the ring as Katrina slides in and runs towards her, nailing a shining wizard. Katrina then begins to stomp on Chimera as Vixen joins her, as the two beat down the Rockford champion. Katrina and Vixen then join arms and nail a double elbow drop across Chimera’s chest. Katrina then points to the top rope as Vixen nods, Katrina hops to the top and poses before leaping off with her finishing 450 splash “Kat’s Eye” finisher but Vixen drags Chimera out of the way and Katrina slams into the canvas.] Leah: Ha! [Vixen then leans against the corner as Chimera finds her feet. Chimera picks up Katrina and kicks her, attempting to nail a pedigree but Katrina counters it with a back body drop. Chimera finds her feet and runs at Katrina but Katrina catches her into a sidewalk slam and plants her in the canvas. Katrina then brings Chimera to her feet and tries to clothesline her over the top rope but Chimera hangs on and pokes Katrina in the eye.] [The countdown expires and “Planet Hill” by Nightwish hits the PA system as Lilith walks out from backstage. She gives evil looks to the crowd before climbing into the ring and immediately heading for Vixen in the corner. She grabs Vixen and picks her up into the air with a military press, Lilith tries to throw Vixen over the top rope but Vixen wriggles free and lands on her feet. Lilith then turns and nails Vixen with a kick to the mid-section. Lilith then pulls the British diva into a headlock and executes an implant DDT to plant Vixen into the canvas.] JLT: That looked like it hurt! Leah: It just hurts being touched by someone as ugly as Lilith. [Lilith and Katrina then team up on Chimera as Katrina whips Chimera across the ring. Lilith then kneels down as Katrina runs towards her, she hops onto Lilith’s back but Chimera uses to the ropes to bring both her feet up and nails Katrina in the face, as Katrina falls down on top of Lilith. Chimera then sits on the top rope, leaping off and driving both feet into the stomach of both women, leaping from the stomach of Katrina to Lilith.] [Chimera then heads towards Vixen whose lying on the canvas, Chimera brings her to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position, Chimera then tries to nail her “Angelic Angst” modified widow’s peak finisher but Vixen rolls out and bounces to the ropes, nailing Chimera with a flying clothesline. “Imperial March” by John Williams begins to play into the arena as the Stripped Champion the Unibrow walks out onto the stage and skips to the ring.] JLT: Here comes the Unibrow! Leah: She needs to get her hands on Gillette, and fast! [The Unibrow climbs into the ring and immediately runs towards Lilith and attempts a school boy but Lilith is too heavy. The Unibrow lets go of her hold and finds her feet as Lilith turns, nailing a big boot to the Stripped champion’s face. Katrina then comes from behind to Vixen with a shot to the back of the head, Katrina then tries to force Vixen over the top rope by lifting her legs. Chimera joins the Queen of Pain as they both try to push Vixen out of the ring.] [The Unibrow and Lilith then tie up, with Lilith shoving the Unibrow down to the canvas. Lilith then attempts an elbow drop but the Unibrow rolls out of the way and bounces to the ropes, leaping onto Lilith with a body splash. The Unibrow then climbs to the top rope, sitting on the top turnbuckle. Lilith finds her feet as The Unibrow tries to leap off with an axe handle smash but Lilith catches her in a bearhug and then plants her in the canvas with a belly to belly suplex.] JLT: Lilith has a lot of power, the Unibrow has a lot of inexperience, the Unibrow shouldn’t target her. Leah: Hey, they’re both ugly, they need to stick together! Look at the total hate for Vixen too, all those people trying to eliminate her, you think she smells or something? JLT: I’m sure she smells fine. [Lilith then calls Katrina over and the duo begin to stomp on the Unibrow, targeting her head. “Shake Ya Tailfeathers” by Nelly hits the PA system and Carley Monroe dances out from the backstage area. She twirls on the stage and skips down to the ring, slapping the fans hands as she makes her entrance. Carley slides into the ring and immediately heads towards Katrina, nailing her from behind with a dropkick. Katrina falls to the floor as Carley begins to celebrate and applauds herself. Lilith then spins Carley around and pulls her into a powerbomb position, hoisting her into the air but Carley counters with a hurricanrana.] JLT: Carley is the freshest person in the match but she’s the least intelligent! Leah: It’s an embarrassment to have her holding one of the tag titles! [Carley then leaps into the air after nailing a perfect hurricanrana. She begins to dance for the fans and waves to them, she then climbs onto the turnbuckle and poses for them, blowing them kisses and flipping her hair. The Unibrow then comes from behind and pushes Carley forward as Carley falls out of the ring, hitting the ring post and slamming into the floor on the outside of the ring.] Leah: That was hilarious! JLT: Carley has gone! She was only in the ring for 30 seconds! [Vixen, Lilith, Chimera, Katrina and the Unibrow all remain in the ring as Carley sulks on the outside, holding her knee. The Unibrow comes from behind to Chimera, nailing a school boy and taking the pressure of Vixen to be eliminated as Vixen rolls to the outside of the ring under the bottom rope and regains her breath. The Unibrow holds Chimera in the pinning position and doesn’t let go, causing Chimera to kick out of the move.] [Lilith and Katrina find their feet as Chimera kicks the Unibrow and executes a stunner to her, sending her down to the canvas. Katrina then climbs onto Lilith’s shoulders, as she perches on her knees and rolls forward to complete a leg drop to the Unibrow from the 6’4 Demon Goddess. Lilith then picks up The Unibrow and tries to dump her over the top rope but the Unibrow hugs to Lilith’s head and doesn’t let go. Lilith tries to shake her off but to nail avail, Katrina then has an idea and climbs to the top rope, leaping off with a missile dropkick intended for the champion but the Unibrow releases her grip and Katrina connects with Lilith, knocking her to the floor.] JLT: That double team backfired! It was a smart move but Katrina just took out her own partner! Leah: She was a fool to marry a superhero. [The sounds of J-Pop fill the arena as Keiko Nakamura walks out from backstage with a serious look on her face. She walks down the ramp and hops onto the apron and climbs into the ring, immediately heading for Chimera and whipping her to the ropes. Keiko nails a spinning heel kick as Chimera rebounds and then pulls Chimera to her feet and props her on the top turnbuckle of a corner. Keiko then leaps into the air, with a stratosphere-like halfrana but pulling Chimera down into a piledriver.] [Lilith and Katrina then team up again as Katrina apologises to her partner for striking her. Lilith then nails a powerslam to Vixen who runs back into the ring. Katrina climbs onto Lilith’s shoulders once again kneeling and attempts to execute the leg drop move but the Unibrow has found her feet and runs towards Lilith, dropkicking her backwards into the ropes. Lilith tumbles backwards with Katrina sitting on her shoulders, causing her to fall over the top rope. The Occult crash to the floor on the outside, with Katrina landing on the ramp and both Lilith and Katrina being eliminated from the match.] JLT: The Occult have been eliminated by the Unibrow! There’s 5 women left to enter and 4 divas are still in the ring! [Keiko Nakamura then attacks the Unibrow with Thai kicks to the face and finishes it off with a spinning heel kick sending the Unibrow stumbling backwards to the ropes. Keiko then tries to clothesline the Unibrow over the top rope but the Unibrow ducks and pulls Keiko down into a school boy. Keiko manages to roll through as the Unibrow runs at her once again but Keiko dropkicks the monobrow in the face, sending her down to the canvas.] [“Duality” by Slipknot hits the PA system as Jinx struts out on the stage wearing a purple pleather outfit. Jinx runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. She runs towards Chimera but Chimera uses her momentum against her and tosses her over the top rope on the opposite side of the ring, as Jinx hits the floor and slides forward, hitting the announcer’s table. Chimera then smiles as Jinx’s music continues despite already being eliminated.] JLT: Jinx was in the ring for all of 3 seconds! Leah: That reminds me of when I lost my virginity, except replace “Jinx” with “Jermaine” and “the” with “my”. [Keiko Nakamura and Vixen then tie up in the centre of the ring as Chimera is taken down from behind by the Unibrow. Keiko nails a stiff shot to Vixen’s face and whips her into the corner. Keiko then props Vixen on the top rope and climbs up with her, pulling Vixen into a powerbomb move and hooking both her arms but Vixen counters with a back body drop. Vixen sends Keiko flying over the top turnbuckle as Keiko clips the ring post on her exit from the battle royal, and lands hard on the padded floor.] [Chimera whips the Unibrow to the ropes and waits for her to return but the Unibrow manages to counter by wrapping her arms around the top rope and stopping herself. Vixen and Chimera then run towards the Unibrow, and clothesline her over the top rope as the Unibrow falls to the floor on the outside of the ring with both feet hitting the floor first.] JLT: The Unibrow and Keiko Nakamura have both been eliminated! Chimera and Vixen are both left in the ring and we only have four people left to enter! This is quite a performance from Vixen, she’s been in the match since it first started! Leah: Chimera entered at number 14, let’s not forget! You need to stop being so biased Jamie! [“Huddle” by the Go Team hits the PA system as the 10 seconds horn sounds. Quinne walks out onto the stage and runs down the aisle, sliding into the ring. She immediately heads for Vixen, spearing her into the canvas and nailing her across the face with a barrage of left and rights. Suddenly, “Boom” by POD hits the PA system as Shayla Walker walks out onto the stage, she walks down to the aisle, claiming to the fans that she couldn’t wait any longer.] JLT: Quinne just entered 15 seconds ago but it looks like Shayla is coming out here early! She was scheduled to the be the next entrant! Leah: Ugh, she has no patience and she has spots, she has nothing going for her! [Shayla Walker climbs into the ring and charges towards Chimera but Chimera leapfrogs over her and nails her with a kick to the face. Chimera then pulls Shayla into a DDT position but Shayla counters with a Northern Lights suplex. Shayla then finds her feet and turns around only to be met with a clothesline from Quinne. Quinne then whips Shayla to the ropes and attempts a superkick on the rebound but Shayla ducks. Shayla then comes from behind to Quinne, nailing a cobra clutch suplex.] [Chimera and Vixen both lie under the bottom ropes, recuperating as Quinne finds her feet. Quinne then slaps Shayla across the face and kicks her hard in the gut, Quinne then pulls Shayla into a front face lock. Shayla manages to reverse it by spinning outwards and pulls Quinne into a suplex position. Shayla then tries to suplex Quinne but Quinne kicks her feet and lands, Quinne then suplexs Shayla over the top rope as Shayla lands both her feet on the apron. Shayla then kicks Quinne across the face, as Quinne stumbles backwards. Shayla then grabs Quinne’s head and pulls her downwards onto the ropes with a guillotine as Shayla lands on the floor on the outside.] JLT: Shayla Walker just eliminated herself! I don’t think she thought that move through! Leah: Now she’s throwing a tantrum! I think she should have waited to be called! [Shayla complains to the referees as she holds her hands to her head and Quinne laughs at her, holding her neck which has just been snapped across the ropes. The timer expires as “Brick House” by Rob Zombie begins to play and Katia struts out onto the stage, she smiles and spends a long time heading to the ring as she pouts for the fans. Meanwhile, Quinne is trying to force Vixen over the top rope. Katia walks around ringside, signing autograph and kissing hot men. She pouts for their cameras and smiles like she’s on the red carpet.] [Katia finally climbs into the ring as the timer for the next entrant begins, having spent 2 minutes straight posing. Katia immediately walks over to Quinne and begins to help her try to force Vixen over the top rope. “Last Night on Earth” by Powerman 5000 hits the PA system as Bloo runs towards the ring dressed in a blue outfit. She smiles to the audience as she runs and slides into the ring. She immediately runs towards the attempted elimination of Vixen but Katia turns and catches her with a back body drop, sending Bloo flying over the top rope and the outside of the ring.] Leah: Ha! You thought she would have learnt from that! JLT: Bloo has been eliminated! Chimera, Vixen, Quinne, Katia and our next entrant are still fighting for the Unleashed Championship! We know that we’re crowning a new champion as Icenique was eliminated by Suzie Woods earlier! [Vixen manages to scramble back into the ring and escapes being thrown out. Katia then kicks Quinne and pulls her into a running neckbreaker. Katia then stands and begins to stomp on Quinne when Chimera comes from behind to her old enemy, taking her down with a kick to the back of the head. Chimera then pulls into a powerbomb position and heads Katia into a modified widow’s peak “Angelic Angst” position, Chimera drops the canvas executing the move as Katia falls forward. Chimera then rises to her feet with a smile on her face.] [Chimera then brings Katia to her feet and tries to force Katia over the top rope. Vixen comes to help Chimera by picking up her feet but Katia hugs on to the top rope and begins to scream loudly. Quinne comes from behind to Vixen, spinning her around and kicking her in the mid-section and nailing a fame asser. Quinne then drags Vixen to the center of the ring and climbs to the top rope, Quinne then leaps off with a shooting star senton bomb “Downpour” finisher which connects to Vixen.] JLT: That was an awesome move from Quinne! I’ve never seen that before! Leah: Eh, it was blah at best. Now, the Unibrow’s school boy, that’s a finisher! [The 10 seconds expire as the final entrant is entered into the match. “My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Dame Barbara walks out onto the stage with a focused look on her face. She walks down to the ring and climbs into the ring, immediately tackling Katia with a double leg takedown and pummelling her face with punches.] [Barbara then brings Katia to her feet and whips her into the corner. She then tells Chimera to get on all fours which she does as Barbara runs towards her, Chimera then hops up off the ring mat and clotheslines Barbara down. Quinne then comes from behind to Chimera, picking her up with a Death Valley driver and planting her in the canvas. Quinne then smiles and turns around to be met with fists from Barbara, Barbara then whips Quinne into the corner.] [Barbara follows it up with a leaping body splash to Quinne. Barbara then grabs Quinne in a diamond cutter position and points to the crowd, Barbara then tries to springboard off the top rope but Quinne shoves her forward as Barbara lands on the apron. Barbara turns around and nails a forearm to Quinne sending her away. Barbara then tries to climb back into the ring but Vixen springboards off the ropes and nails a flying kick to the face of Barbara sending her stumbling backwards and landing on the floor on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Barbara has been eliminated! It’s down to four women! Any of these could walk out of here the next Unleashed Champion! Leah: Barbara is too old to have won anyway. I hope Chimera and Katia don’t win this. They’re so easy to hate! [Quinne and Vixen tie up, with Vixen getting the advantage and executing a scoop slam to the blonde diva. Vixen then pulls Quinne’s legs and twists her around into a sharpshooter as Quinne writhes in pain on the canvas. Katia then leaps from the top rope with her blockbuster somersault neckbreaker “The Chaotic Kittie” finisher to Vixen, breaking the submission and sending Vixen to the canvas.] [Katia then climbs to the turnbuckle and begins to grind for the fans. Chimera then scoops up Quinne off the canvas and walks to the ropes, clutching Quinne in a fall away slam. She executes the move and falls backwards, sending Quinne tumbling over the top rope but she manages to hang on and lands on the apron. Katia then leaps off the turnbuckle with an axe-handle smash to Quinne, connecting to her face as Quinne falls backwards, with her back landing awkwardly on the announcers table.] JLT: Quinne has gone! It’s down to three women! She hit our table pretty hard, I hope she’s okay! Leah: That bitch knocked over my water! [Katia then comes from behind to Vixen, grabbing her by her ring attire and thrusting her over the top rope. Vixen manages to hold on to the second rope and dangles with her feet almost touching the crowd, Katia then turns and is met with a kick from Chimera. Chimera tries to whip Vixen over the top rope but Katia counters and sends Chimera over the top rope with a strong Irish whip. Chimera stumbles over the ropes next to Vixen as both women hang onto the second rope, dangling. Chimera kicks Vixen trying to knock her off and Vixen answers with dropkicks off her own.] [Both women finally swing onto the apron and begin to punch each other. Katia then runs towards them with a double dropkick, driving each of her feet in the heads of both women. Vixen and Chimera both fall but manage to be saved from elimination as their foot holds them in place, as they both dangle off the apron, with their hands touching the floor. Katia then turns and celebrates, leaping up and down on the canvas and thinking she’s won. She climbs onto the turnbuckle and begins to applaud herself as she smiles.] JLT: Chimera and Vixen are hanging on by a thread but Katia thinks that she has won! Leah: Ha! The actions of those uber-arrogant bitches! [Chimera manages to climb back onto the apron, doing a sit up and using the ropes to climb back into the ring. She quickly climbs through the ropes and runs towards Chimera, Chimera then shoves Katia forward with both hands as Katia falls forwards, leaping over the ring post and her head connecting with the ring barrier on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Katia has been eliminated! It’s between Chimera and Vixen now! [Vixen has managed to claw her way back into the ring as Chimera turns to her. Both women exchange a lingering stare as they breathe heavily and wipe the sweat from their brows. Vixen and Chimera then approach each other and the two tie up, Vixen whips Chimera to the ropes and nails a kick on the return, Vixen then pulls Chimera into a powerbomb position and hoists her into the air, Vixen then nails a powerbomb into a facebuster as Chimera slams into the canvas.] Leah: Ooh, I like that move! [Vixen then brings Chimera to her feet and tries to push her over the top rope, Chimera manages to fight it and nails a kick to the face sending Vixen away. Chimera then bounces to the ropes and spears Vixen into the corner. Chimera then nails continuous shoulder blocks, driving her shoulder into the gut of the Essex girl. Vixen manages to fight back with right hands but Chimera nails her with an uppercut as Vixen falls back into the corner.] [Chimera then grabs Vixen by her hair as Chimera climbs onto the top turnbuckle. Chimera pulls Vixen up with her as the duo stand together, Vixen tries to fight back with some right hands as Chimera tilts backwards and tries to keep her balance. Chimera then pulls Vixen into a powerbomb position and pauses for a few seconds as she makes sure of her footing.] JLT: This is so hard to watch! They could fall at any moment! Leah: I hope she’s not trying to… [Chimera then hoists Vixen over her head and gets her into a widow’s peak position. Chimera then pauses for a few moments as she tries to balance, Chimera then leaps forward, over the top rope and lands on her knees on the apron as Vixen’s neck is snapped backwards. Vixen falls forward and falls off the apron to the outside of the ring, landing face first on the padded floor.] JLT: Chimera won! Chimera is the Unleashed Champion! What a move she just pulled off! That was amazing! [“Change” by the Deftones begin to play as Chimera climbs off her knees and walks into the ring, with the victory not having sunk in yet. The referee then walks into the ring with the Unleashed Champion, handing it to Chimera along with her Rockford State Championship. Chimera then raises both belts above her head as she breaks out in an evil smile and begins to chuckle. Streamers and balloons suddenly begin to fall from the ceiling, in green and black form.] John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Unleashed Champion…CHIMERA!!! JLT: Chimera is the NEW Unleashed Champion! She defeated Vixen but what a hell of performance from Vixen, she’s impressed so many people! Leah: I know, Chimera now has two titles! She’s so greedy! [Chimera then begins to call backstage as a stagehand walks down the aisle with Angelina in a box with tissues. Chimera leans through the ropes and picks her up, she strokes her and brings Angelina to her face as the titles rest on her shoulders. Chimera then stands in the centre of the ring as the balloons and streamers fall around. Vixen finds her feet on the outside and applauds Chimera, Chimera gives her a dirty look. Chimera then holds up the Unleashed championship by one arm and looks at it, the camera then zooms in on Chimera’s face next to the championship, as Exile fades to a close.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Kristin, Latrice, Marie, Shaun, Thomas and Tracey for for helping with the show! I'm sure you can tell where people take over during the match. We had a great week of roleplaying (lots of showering) and I think Exile had a superspecial feel to it so I enjoyed writing it, the battle royal is like 20 pages in word! Congrats to Latrice for picking up the championship! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-