Friday May 12 2006
Telstra Dome, Melbourne, Australia

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the Australian arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs. They leap up and down excitedly as the show begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived and the last show in the world tour has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Bye Bye World Tour!”, “Oz <3 Lily!” and “RIOT is a TURD!” are just a select few. The audience are ecstatic. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.] JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to Melbourne, Australia for the final show in our historic world tour! It's the last show on the touring calendar and we sure are sad to be seeing the back of it! It was very exciting to wake up in a new city every day! Leah: It was a pain in the ass! That's what it was! JLT: Polite as ever, Leah. I'm JLT and I'm joined by Leah, as you can tell, and we have an amazing show lined up for you tonight which will see our fabulous world tour go out with a bang! We've got an array of awesome matches coming your way in the next two hours! Leah: We've got a rematch between Chimera and Vixen for the Unleashed Championship! That's sure to be an exciting encounter and I can't wait to see who will come out on top! We've finally have an undisputed champion and from their past battles, you can be sure both women will put up an amazing fight! JLT: That's right, we've also got Icenique and Mystika teaming together as the friends take on Katia and Yuku Shiro in tag action! Mystika and Icenique are friends but Amaryllis Vasquez is playing a devious plan to split them up, and I'm not sure Katia and Yuku Shiro get along either! Sparks are sure to fly in that match! Leah: I agree! We've also got a non-title rematch between Felicity and Quinne! Felicity feels she was cheated out of the championship and this week we see her trying to get revenge over the devout Christian but I'm sure Quinne will want to prove she is the champion no matter what! I'm expecting a good match, especially if Tequila gets involved! JLT: We also have a very interesting match when RIOT Wanatabe of Joshi Revolution teams with Carley Monroe to take on the tag champion Lilith and Jinx! This match is going to be very interesting to watch seeing as all teams have an issue with the other! I can't wait to see how they'll fair as teams, it's a classic rivals teaming with each other scenario! Leah: We've also got Shayla Walker and Tiger Lily tackling each other, and if you're reading this and have read the whole introduction then well done, you appreciate all the work and don't just skip this bitch, and you discovered a secret message, go you! I'm sure Shayla and Tiger Lily will be looking to pick up a victory here in Melbourne! JLT: Feminine Felines take on Keiko Nakamura and Tracee Nguyen in tag team action as the Joshi Revolution members team with each other for the first time! I'm sure Crystal Hilton and Scratch Cat want to erase Crystal's painful loss at BB-BB and pick up a win tonight and get their tag career rolling! Leah: We've also got Aphrodite's bikini catwalk, which is going to be car crash tv, and Holly Wentz interviewing Dame Barbara about why the old hag decides to break people's limbs for fun in her new show "The Holly Wentz Experience"! JLT: That's right, it's going to be a fabulous show but first we've got Brandi Buxton and Summer McCoy wrestling each other and there's a little history between these two which we're starting to unravel here in DU but I'm sure this debut match will be very fun to watch! Standard Match Brandi Buxton v Summer McCoy JLT: What a great match we have coming up, as we have a couple newcomers to Divas Unleashed facing off for the first time, looking to make an impact here and both sure to be looking to start with some winning momentum so they can go on to accomplish great things. Leah: Well it's tonight that can show an indication of what the future of these girls careers will hold, who will go on to greatness, and who will end up staring in low budget pornography ... not that there is anything wrong with that. ["Bitch" by Jamelia blasts through the arena as Summer McCoy appears on the ramp, she points her fingers into the air signalling her usual feeling that she is "number one." With a smirk Summer begins to walk to the ring, she rolls her eyes and slowly walks up the steps. She then enters the ring nice and slow as the camera zooms up on her butt, Which her skirt goes up, revealing her thong] Leah: You call that sensible ring attire? ["Only Love Can Do It" begins to blast throughout the arena as the video wall flashes images of a beautiful blonde posing. The screen goes black and lavender letters appear, making out the words "Miss Brandi" for a few seconds. That beautiful blonde takes her place at the entrance ramp, hands on her hips as she smiles warmly to the audience. She receives a big pop from the crowd as she walks down the ramp, waving her hands in the air to greet the many fans. She smiles brightly all throughout this as she enters the ring. She goes to each turnbuckle post and waves there as well before doing some last minute stretching. ] JLT: Both are now in the ring, and now it's time to get this match started. Brandi seems eager to get this match started, while Summer just leans in the corner and seems unimpressed. I figure she'd be glad to get this match here in Divas Unleashed, as these two have a history together. Leah: Summer just seems full on herself, a great attitude for DU. [Brandi and Summer face off and seem about to tie up, but every time they do Summer pulls away and complains to the referee. Brandi just seems like she is waiting to get this match started as Summer keeps stalling.] JLT: What is Summer's problem? She wanted this match didn't she? Leah: It's all about the mind games, that blond is smarter then she seems. [Summer complains to the referee about Brandi pulling on her hair, and the referee turns to Brandi who denies the accusation. While distracted, Summer takes this chance to eye rake Miss Brandi. The crowd boos as Summer nods in approval of her cheap shot and again kicks the blinded Brandi in the stomach. Summer grabs Brandi and motions for a DDT, but Brandi counters and lifts Summer up and nails a scoop slam on her rival] JLT: Brandi seems to know what she is doing in the ring as well. {Brandi grabs Summer with a side headlock, but Summer struggles away and tries to escape by making it to the ropes, but Brandi holds on. Brandi then uses her free hand to drive fists into Summer’s back and leans into the air with a standing tornado DDT to plant Summer into the canvas. Brandi then covers as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Summer kicks out.] JLT: That was close! We could have an abrupt end to this opening match here on Exile! Leah: That was a nice DDT from Brandi, I heard she calls it the “Brandi T”! [Brandi brings Summer to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle. Brandi follows up with a running clothesline. Brandi then boots Summer’s mid-section until Summer is slumped over the bottom turnbuckle. Brandi then runs to the opposite side of the ring and signals for a bronco buster as the fans cheer for this move of humiliation and male joy.] JLT: This move is so embarrassing, I can’t believe it’s still used in wrestling! Leah: What? It’s pure fun! [Brandi charges towards Summer and leaps into the air by Summer McCoy rolls out of the way and the “Brandi Buster” fails to connect as Brandi collides with the bottom turnbuckle. Summer McCoy then comes from behind to Brandi, dragging her up by the ring and scoop slamming her in the centre. Summer then heads to the top rope, glancing over her shoulder.] [Summer then leaps into the air with a moonsault but Brandi rolls out of the way and Summer lands on her feet and stumbles backwards. Brandi then climbs to her feet and runs to the ropes, she bounces off and attempts a clothesline but Summer counters with a spinning heel kick to the face, sending Brandi crashing into the canvas.] JLT: That was a nice kick from Summer! Do you think she has a background in martial arts? Leah: I hope not. I’ve learnt that people who do karate usually have stinky feet. [Summer then covers.] [1] [2] [Brandi gets her shoulder up.] [Summer then brings Brandi to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position, Summer then smiles and signals for a “Brandi Bomb” finisher and hoists Brandi into the air but Brandi straddles Summer’s shoulders and begins to punch her in the head. Brandi then swings herself backwards to nail a hurricanrana onto McCoy sending her flying across the ring.] [Both women find their feet and charge towards each other, both having the same intention of a clothesline and Brandi and Summer both connect with each other with a double clothesline as both women fall to the mat.] JLT: These two rivals are both laid out in the centre of the ring! [The women lie on the canvas for several seconds as the fans clap them to get to their feet, and begin to stomp their feet on the stands. Both women find their feet and begin to exchange punches, Brandi nails an eye rake to Summer and pulls her into a Russian leg sweep. Brandi then smiles cockily and attempts to nail it but Summer McCoy counters by stepping backwards and kicking Brandi in the back. Summer then brings Brandi into a vetrebreaker position and pauses for a few seconds.] JLT: I’ve seen Summer’s work in 3WL and this move is not going to be pretty! [Brandi then kicks her legs and manages to land on her feet behind Summer, Brandi then ducks between Summer’s legs and picks her up into an electric chair drop position. Brandi walks to the ropes and drops Summer’s neck across the top rope as Summer bounces back and falls to the canvas holding her neck.] [Brandi then stands with a smile over her rival, Brandi brings Summer to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Brandi then hoists Summer into the air, but instead of going for her finishing “Brandi Bomb” she positions Summer into the “Sunny Drop” position, the finisher of her arch-rival. Brandi then walks forward and plants the “Sunny Drop” as Summer McCoy slams into the canvas. Brandi then sits with a smug smile on her face and rolls Summer over for a cover.] Leah: Brandi just nailed Summer McCoy’s finisher! How bitchy is that?! [1] [2] [Summer gets her foot on the ropes.] JLT: Great ring presence by Summer! [Brandi smiles expecting a three count and the referee points to Summer’s leg. Brandi looks angry and begins to shout at the referee as Summer McCoy begins to stir on the canvas. Brandi approaches her and brings her into a powerbomb position, this time signalling for a “Brandi Bomb”.] Leah: Brandi’s going for her finisher! [Brandi hoists Summer into the air but Summer counters and lands on her feet, Summer then kicks Brandi in the gut and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Summer then hoists Brandi into the air and gets her into a widow’s peak “Sunny Drop” position and plants her in the canvas. Brandi falls forward and lies still as Summer quickly rolls Brandi over and hooks both the legs.] JLT: That’s how you do the “Sunny Drop!” [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…SUMMER MCCOY!!!! [Summer McCoy then climbs to her feet with a satisfied smile, she looks down at Brandi and smiles widely as she raises her hands in the air. “Bitch” by Jamelia begins to play as Summer hops onto the top turnbuckle and begins to celebrate in front of the fans.] JLT: Summer McCoy picked up the victory over her rival Brandi Buxton but I have a feeling that this is far from over! These two seem to have a lot of history with each other? Leah: And you know what history has taught us? JLT: What? Leah: Nothing. JLT: Okay, then why ask? I thought you were going to say something intelligent and witty, like a gem of wisdom? Leah: Jamie, what are you talking about? [Backstage Katia and Livia can be seen arriving to she show. Livia is shown carrying both their bags as Katia struts her stuff with a huge smile on her face. As they try to get inside the place a security guy stops them] Security Guy: And you are? Katia: Excuse you, But I'm wanted in there okay. Security Guy: You're not getting in there without giving me a name first. [Katia puts a shocked expression on her face. She crosses her hands and tries to get inside by force, But it's obvious that the guy is not going to move out of the way] Livia: How rude! Don't you know who she is? Security Guy: She could the queen of England, and she's still not getting inside here Katia: Look fool, I am Katia..Former Rockford State Champion, and would be Unleashed Champion if it wasn't for bitches like Icenique, Vixen, and Chimera..(underbreath) those losers! And who the hell do you think you are getting in my way huh? Don't you know that I'm the reason why all of the people came here in the first place? Security Guy: So your name is Katia..well, lets just see if your name is in my list. Katia: I don't really care if I'm on the list or not, All I know is that I'm getting inside this arena because all of my fans are craving for some real entertainment...meaning they're all waiting for KATIA! [By that time Katia gets startled when she hears the laughter of someone she didn't need to hear that night] Krysta Taylor: (Laughing) What do we have here? Well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed greatest wrestler of all time. Katia: (Rolling her eyes) God have mercy on me.. Krysta shouldn't you be in the conner all ready? I think it is time for your daily opening your legs routine! Question, Are you still charging by the hour 2 dollars or has the priced lowered? Krysta Taylor: That's funny, But wait shouldn't you be getting more plastic surgery Katia..I do think it's about that time again darling, as I can see those little wrinkles showing under your eyes. [Katia looks at Krysta with hatred in her eyes] Katia: Listen, tell this fool to let me inside the place okay! Do something correct for once you old hag! Krysta Taylor: (Sarcastic) What?.. they don't want to let you inside?...how is that possible. Security Guy: Well, she's not on the list, So she's not getting inside. [Krysta bursts out in laughter and this seems to piss off Katia even more. Katia looks over at Livia who passes her a cell phone] Katia: Just you wait, I am going to call Tequila who's going to fire your ass for being so stupid not to realize who exactly is standing before you. Krysta Taylor: I'm sorry Katia, But Tequila is busy right now. And plus I'm sure she has more important things to do than to waste time on you, Although I would gladly let you inside as my personal assistant you know doing the job you were born to do..serve me! Katia: Listen Krysta I am really getting annoyed listening to your pathetic and ugly ass (Looking at Livia) I swear the hood rats that people let inside places amaze me. Krysta Taylor: That's why you're not getting inside dear. Katia: I've had enough of you and this guy, I WANT TO GET INSIDE NOW..I HAVE A MATCH TO GET READY FOR! [Krysta starts laughing as Katia begins to scream loudly as Livia covers her ears and Krysta continues to giggle. We cut back to ringside.] JLT: What is going on there? Katia’s not allowed entry? Leah: Well the woman thinks she’s the hottest thing since sliced bread and she’s not. I’m glad Krysta took her name off the guest list, take that bitch down a peg or two! Tag Team Match Crystal Hilton & Scratch Cat (Feminine Felines) v Keiko Nakamura & Tracee Nguyen (Joshi Revolution) JLT: Next up we see Keiko Nakamura and Tracee Nguyen team together for the first time as Joshi Revolution take on Feminine Felines in tag team action! Crystal was obviously mad at losing her championship and is looking for revenge tonight and to put things right so a win over Joshi Revolution would be perfect! Leah: Yes but I don’t think Keiko is going to lay down, Keiko and her group of ass-lickers are still adamant about introducing Joshi wrestling and teaching our divas the proper way to wrestle, so she thinks anyway. I bet Joshi Revolution kick ass tonight! JLT: I wouldn’t count out Feminine Felines, they’re a very well-rehearsed tag team, they’ve been training together a lot and have thought up a lot of inventive moves! Leah: Moves schmoves! ["Trivium 'dying in your arms' hits the speakers and the feminine felines emerge from the backstage curtain. Scratch Cat appears to have Tiger cubs on Leashes, she is wearing a Pink shimmering Coat over her ring attire and proceeds to the ring. At the same time Crystal Hilton comes out as well. While Scratch Cat is handling her tigers, Crystal is there to hand out Roses to everyone in the arena. Stephanie Sullivan follows closely behind them. Crystal and Scratch Cat both appear to be in matching outfits. They are both wearing pink miniskirts with white tube tops. They both are wearing pink and white sneakers, however Crystal is wearing a pink headband while Stacy is wearing a white headband. The two of them hop onto the apron, and Scratch Cat takes the time to hand her tigers to a staff member at ringside.] [She crawls the apron like a Cat on a Wall then pulls herself up with the ropes and discards her coat. She then climbs over the bottom rope, in a feminine manner. She makes herself to the center of the ring and smiles at the crowd. Crystal however hops off the apron and reaches down to where her sneaker is. She pulls out a Rose and hands it to a young fan in the audience. Crystal smiles over at Stephanie who is just cheering the two divas on. Crystal steps in the ring as well, and both her and Scratch wait for their opponents to come out.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 245lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Stephanie Sullivan, they are Crystal Hilton and Scratch Cat...FEMININE FELINES!!! [The scene goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle.] John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first, from Texas, at weight of 125lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Deanna Nguyen, representing Joshi Revolution...TRACEE NGUYEN!!! ["Hoshi No Koe" by Nobukaza Takemura plays on the PA system. Two criss crossing pyros fire off and then Keiko Nakamura walks out with a Japanese style mask with the face cut out, replaced with black mesh. The majority of fans boo her, although fans of Japanese wrestling till throw paper streamers in the ring when she is introduced. She simply pumps her fist at the introduction of her name, and then pulls off the mask.] John Roe: Her patner, from Sendai, Japan, at a weight of 128lbs, she is the leader of Joshi Revolution...KEIKO NAKAMURA!!! [All divas are in the ring now. Right off the bat Scratch Cat tackles down Tracee and both girls start pulling on each others hair, Tracee having enough of this ironically scratches the cat in the face. She smiles evilly before kicking her in the midsection. SC screams in pain as Trace elbows her stomach a couple of times for good measure. SC tries to fight back by punching Tracee in the torso, But Tracee just kicks her in the face causing her lip to bleed. Tracee now takes hold of Scratch Cat by the hair and drags her to her partners side like a little rag doll, She tags in Keiko who does a flipping leg drop on to the face of SC.] JLT: Tracee and Keiko are working well together tonight, it looks like there’s a strong connection between all the Joshi Revolution members! Leah: Joy. [Keiko now with force picks up the Scratch Cat by the neck. She sends her flying to the nearest conner post and starts to punch her like a mad woman. The ref walks over to her and begs her to stop, But she just keeps going at it. In a sort of desperation move Scratch Cat eye-rakes Keiko, and then goes to tag in Crystal, But before she can Keiko takes hold of her legs not letting her move any further. Still grabbing on to Scratch Cats leg she smiles devilishly, But the smile quickly fades when Scratch Cats nails her with a Inziguri kick to the face.] [Scratch Cat is on top of Keiko slamming her head to the ground with force. She picks her up the same way Keiko did her and sends her to the ropes. As Keiko was coming back SC went for a clothesline, but Keiko saw it coming and ducked it, She then took Scratch Cat by her hair and put her over her shoulders. Still having SC over her shoulders Keiko tags in Tracee who with the help of Keiko nails SC with a Snap DDT(The Snapshot)] JLT: Nice double team there! Leah: Joshi Revolution are in control and isolating Scratch Cat! [Scratch Cat holds on to her nose as blood pours out of it, She looks at the blood on her hands and starts to scream. Tracee starts to laugh at this and just kicks her in the face, she then picks her up by the hair and this time nails her with a Frontface Facebuster causing her nose to bleed even more. The crowd just turn around as the camera gets a close shot of the face of SC..She's looking extremely bad right about now. Tracee goes up on top and tries to nail SC with a shooting star press, But Crystal holds her legs down and sends Tracee crashing down to the outside floor. Keiko quickly goes to check on her partner as well as the ref.] [Scratch Cat's limp body now starts to get some life in it as she drags herself to her partner, Keiko now puts Tracee inside the ring and yells at her to stop SC from tagging in, But it was too late, Crystal comes inside the ring with a fierce determination. She takes down Tracee who was coming toward her with a spear and starts to deliver some strong face punches. Keiko goes inside now and tries as well to stop her, But she is met with the Lights Out(Chick Kick) sending her out of the ring. Crystal goes back on to Tracee picking her up by the hair and then sending her to the conner post. She kicks her a couple of times in the midsection before placing her in the top rope, She signals to the crowd who cheer her on, and then nails Tracee with a Frankensteiner.] JLT: Crystal is on fire here! Leah: She’s the freshest woman in the match! [Keiko now getting up from the ground sneaks back inside the ring. She takes hold of Crystal by the hair and hit her with a Backward DDT. Scratch Cat now gets up and goes after Keiko but for her effort she gets planted with a Double underhook razor's edge tigerbomb. Scratch Cat is once again out cold. Keiko covers for a pin.] [1] [2] [Crystal leaps across the ring and breaks up the count.] JLT: That was close! [Keiko and Crystal then find their feet, Crystal runs to the ropes but Keiko counters with a clothesline into a hot shot. Keiko then stands over Crystal’s body as Amanda Kauffman suddenly emerges from backstage and walks to the ring. Scratch Cat finds her feet in the corner, wiping her bloody face as Keiko watches Amanda walk down to the aisle and prepares for a fight.] JLT: What’s she doing out here?! Leah: She’s come to beat the hell out of Keiko Nakapants! [Amanda slides into the ring and immediately walks towards Keiko as both women come chest to chest, with their eyes meeting and staring in each other fiercely. Amanda and Keiko then begin to talk to each other through gritted teeth with their lips curling in anger. Stephanie Sullivan climbs on the apron and begins to protest Amanda’s presence.] Leah: Stephanie is such a meddler! [Keiko Nakamura then shoves Amanda Kauffman backwards. Amanda looks up to the ceiling and shakes her head when suddenly she turns and unleashes a superkick to Scratch Cat. The Irish kitten falls to the canvas as Keiko and Amanda look at each other and smile. Amanda then slides out of the ring as Keiko covers Scratch Cat. The referee counts.] JLT: What the hell was that?! Leah: Keiko has a pin! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…KEIKO NAKAMURA & TRACEE NGUYEN!!! Leah: Joshi Revolution win! JLT: What? I thought Amanda and Keiko were enemies?! [Keiko and Tracee roll out of the ring and meet Amanda at the bottom of the ramp. Keiko extends her hand in a handshake and Amanda accepts, the members of Joshi Revolution then walk up the ramp with smiles on their faces celebrating their victory.] Leah: It looks like Amanda Kauffman is the latest member of Joshi Revolution! JLT: No way! [In the ring Stephanie Sullivan has helped Scratch Cat to her feet, Crystal Hilton stands with her hands on her hips with an angry expression, staring at Scratch Cat whose bloodied and battered. Crystal then approaches Stephanie and begins to yell at her for being on the apron and providing a distraction for Amanda Kauffman. Crystal then shoves Stephanie and Stephanie shoves Crystal back.] Leah: Ooh, bitchfight! [Crystal lunges for Stephanie but Scratch Cat restricts Crystal by holding her in a waistlock. Crystal tries to fight out of it to get to Stephanie but Crystal then bends down and backflips over Scratch Cat, landing behind her. Crystal then runs forward, grabbing Scratch Cat’s head and bouncing to the ropes, planting her in the canvas with a stratusfaction. Crystal Hilton then stands over Scratch Cat’s body and rolls out of the ring, she takes off her “Feminine Felines” marked top and tosses into the crowd, shaking her head and walking up the ramp.] JLT: Crystal Hilton just turned on Scratch Cat! Does this mean the end of Feminine Felines? This is a bizarre night! Amanda joins Joshi Revolution and Crystal severs ties with Feminine Felines! Leah: The Hilton was probably pissed that Scratch Cat got her ass handed to her and then some. [We return from a commercial break to open up on a scene where we find Suzie Woods laid face-down in some back room with EMTs and other officials tending to her. At the bottom of the screen it a message reading “Bitch Bitch Bang Bang, Sunday 30th April 2006, Tokyo Dome, Tokyo, Japan” appears as the commentary team explain the replay from the huge pay-per-view.] JLT: This is what we didn’t see at BB-BB! Suzie Woods laid out from a mysterious attacker in a bathroom in Tokyo! Leah: She probably was playing with her baseball bat and knocked herself out! JLT: I don’t know. I think somebody was trying to prevent Suzie Woods from having Blonde Ambition’s back in their tag title match. Maybe it was the Occult? Or Bloo and Jinx? Or Joshi Revolution? There’s so many people who could have done it! [The scene fades out of the replay and cuts backstage where we find Suzie storming through the back looking enraged any staff member who happened to get in her way was shoved aside roughly. She soon comes across a camera man.] Suzie Woods: Hey you! Start recording I want every bitch in this federation to know that they’re on notice! [The camera man nods knowing full well that arguing with Suzie would be hazardous to his health. He sets the camera up on his shoulder and signals to Suzie to begin.] Suzie Woods: At the PPV, I was supposed to provide back up for those numb nuts Carley and Courtney but someone saw to it to jump me from behind! I’m telling you right now you’re ALL on notice Staff and bitch alike! As for the… [Suzie stops and looks down as she feels something on her leg. The camera man also looks down and we see a midget holding onto Suzie’s leg.] Midget: (high pitched voice): Hiya I’m Mikey and I just wanted say I wouldn’t mind jumping you all night long! [A giggle is heard in the back ground as we see Krysta Taylor giggling while watching the whole scene. Suzie’s body shakes with rage as she kicks the midget off her leg then grabbing him by the back off the shirt she dumps him head first into a garbage can then kicks it, sending it rolling down the corridor.] Mikey: I’LL BEEEEEE BAAAAACCKKKK!!!!!! [Not done Suzie turns towards Krysta her eyes still blazing with anger, Krysta gives her a dirty look and turns to leave but Suzie grabs her by the hair and drags over to the women’s bathroom shoving her inside. Once inside she drags over to a toilet stall where she kicks Krysta in the back of the legs forcing her onto her knees then dunks her head into the toilet bowl and holds it there while she flushes.] Suzie Woods (shrugs): One down. [With that she walks off. A few minutes later we see Blonde Ambition enter the bathroom and notice Krysta with her head still in the bowel. Carley approaches cocking her head inquisitively.] Carley Monroe: Ummm, whatcha doing? Krysta Taylor: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M DOING I’M DRINKING OUT THE TOILET!!! Carley Monroe: Coool! We should try that! Come on, Sissy! Courtney Monroe: Yeah I bet the water’s sooo much cooler! [The camera begins to fades out as the Monroes happily walk into the other two stalls and lean down in front of the toilet. We cut back to ringside as Leah looks horrified and JLT raises an eyebrow.] JLT: Hmm, let’s not even talk about that. Leah: Only in Divas Unleashed! Standard Match Felicity v Quinne JLT: Next up we have Felicity taking on Quinne in a non-title rematch from “Bitch Bitch Bang Bang”! This is going to be a fierce match I’m sure, especially since Felicity could have potentially one the championship if it wasn’t for Tequila’s interference! Leah: Oh please! Felicity’s just using that as an excuse, her lack of wrestling skills lost her that championship! She should have been in the ring sooner! JLT: I guess we won’t know but tonight is about revenge for that match. I wonder if Felicity can get a matter of retribution or whether Quinne will come out on top. ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, at a weight of 118lbs...FELICITY!!! [The lights dim. The countdown that begins "Huddle Formation" by The Go! Team cause the speakers to vibrate: 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8! As soon as the music picks up, two white pyros on either side of the stage shoot off towards the ceiling. The crowd picks up in cheers as Quinne, wearing her ring attire, appears from behind the curtains with a large smile on her face. She stands at the top of the ramp for a few seconds before suddenly thrusting her arms up in the air, shuffling her feet around a bit, causing the crowd to pop once more. Her smile widening, Quinn skips down the ramp, taking her time to tag hands behind both of the barriers. Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, Quinne climbs the steps and enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes. In the ring, Quinne moves to the center and thrusts her arms once more with a twinkle in her eye as her theme music begins to die down. After it does, Quinne heads to her corner, awaiting her opponent.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Kansas City, Missouri, at a weight of 116lbs, she is the Rockford State Champion...QUINNE!!! [Both women are already in the ring and the Rockford State champion just gazes over at Felicity. Felicity smiles as she rushes towards Quinne, Quinne is able to dodge the move and sends the Canadian to the outside of the ring. The referee starts to make the count.] [1] [2] [Felicity is able to roll herself back into the ring, and both her and Quinne engage in a little test of strength battle. The battle seems like that they are both evenly matched but Felicity kicks Quinne in the stomach, and sends her crashing straight to the mat with a very powerful snap suplex. Quinne grabs at her back in pain, as Felicity walks over to Quinne’s feet. She turns her around and elevates her into her modified version of the boston grab, the lioness tamer. Quinne desperately screams out as she tries to break the hold. Quinne struggles for a bit but is finally able to grab the ropes. The referee forces Felicity to break the hold, and as she does we can see Quinne grabbing at her back in pain. Felicity continues her assault by pushing Quinne to the floor and hooking a leg for a pin. The referee gets down and makes a count.] JLT: Felicity’s doing a good job of wearing down Quinne! She’s using submissions to weaken the champion! Leah: As much as you try, you just can’t get rid of Jesus, he lives within her! [1 [2] [Noooooooooooooooooooooo.] [At the very last second, the devout Christian is able to break out of the pin, and Felicity seems a little upset, as she tries to think of a way to put the Rockford State Champion down, Quinne quickly small packages Felicity for a pin fall. The referee starts the count once again.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Nooooooooooooooooooo.] Leah: You’re so gullible Jamie, you always think it’s over when it’s not! JLT: You never know! Matches can be won and lost so quickly! [Once again the pinfall is broken. Quinne quickly rises to her feet and measures Felicity up for a Hey Mickey Kick. As Felicity rises to her feet and turns around she is quickly met with the blow of the deadly kick. Felicity’s head snaps back as Quinne soars to the top of the turnbuckke in an attempt to finish off Felicity with the Downpour, but as she jumps off Felicity is able to move out of the way and Quinne hits the floor with great impact. She picks Quinne off of the floor and catches her with her finishing flipping driver. Quinne’s body bounces onto the mat, as Felicity hooks the leg for the pinfall.] JLT: What a move! Leah: Tell me about it! [1] [2] [3] [Ding Ding Ding.] John Roe: Here is your winner…FELICITY!!! [Felicity rises to her feet with a smile on her face and raises her arms in the air as “You Spin Me Round” plays on the PA system. Felicity then stands in the corner, looking down at Quinne who holds her head and is being checked on by the referee. Felicity raises her arms to the fans.] JLT: Felicity just defeated the RS Champion! Leah: Good for her! I bet Quinne’s embarrassed after losing to a 40 year old! [Felicity hops down from the corner in the ring and walks out to leave but “Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson hits the PA system. Tequila walks out with a smile on her face as Felicity’s eyes narrow. Tequila walks down the aisle, wearing a white dress and high heels, with a microphone in her hands. Felicity bites her bottom lip.] [Quinne slides out of the ring and gives a dirty look to Tequila as they pass each other on the ramp. Tequila climbs into the ring and gives a stare to Felicity who rests against the corner. Tequila then smiles to the fans and brings the microphone to her lips.] Tequila: I’ve come out here because I have a major announcement, and also so you have something pretty to look at other than that the 45 year old “FILTH” over there. You see, Forsaken Destiny III is in June and I decided that because I’m so loyal to this company, I mean come on, I get pounded by the boss, so to show my dedication I’ve agreed to do something very special! [Tequila turns to Felicity and mocks crying.] Tequila: Felicity, this is so hard for me because I know how much you wanted this! I thought I should break it to you in person because this news will damn near break your black heart! You see, world, I’m going to be posing in Playboy! YAY! [The fans cheer as Tequila takes a bow, Felicity looks unimpressed. Tequila turns to her with a smile.] Tequila: They didn’t want that skanky old piece of trash over there, Hugh Hefner called me personally and told me that he wanted me! You see Felicity was going to pose this time last year but she got knocked up and got all fat so they didn’t want her! But Hef said that she was old news anyway! I’m going to be in Playboy! Whoo! [Tequila cheers and begins to applaud herself as Felicity yawns.] Tequila: Now Felicity, I know you’re turning green with envy but you have to face facts. Hugh Hefner didn’t want your fat, old, wrinkled, cellulite-riddled stinky ass for his magazine! He wanted me, so you can take your whorish self and go mourn! Now! [Felicity rolls her eyes as Tequila points for her to leave the ring. Felicity walks past her as Tequila smiles smugly, Felicity then suddenly turns and leaps onto Tequila with a Lou Thesz press. Felicity begins to tug at Tequila’s hair as she punches her across the face, Tequila rolls Felicity over and the two begin to exchange punches on the canvas.] [Tequila manages to kick Felicity away with her heel and both women climb to their feet. Felicity runs towards Tequila with an attempted clothesline but Tequila ducks and nails Felicity across the head with the microphone, as the microphone screeches and splits in half as Felicity falls to the canvas, looking knocked out. Tequila then brushes herself down and leaves the ring with an annoyed expression as “Son of a Gun” plays throughout the arena.] JLT: It looks like it’s finally come to blows between Felicity and Tequila! Tequila announced she’ll be posing in Playboy but Felicity assaulted her! It looks like they still have a lot of unresolved history! Leah: Well duh, Felicity had a child with her man, I would be pissed too! I’m sure this is only the beginning between them getting physical with each other! Tag Team Match Carley Monroe & RIOT Wanatabe v Jinx & Lilith JLT: Our next match is sure to be an interesting one as Carley Monroe teams with rival RIOT Wanatabe as Blonde Ambition and Joshi Revolution strangely join forces to take on the new tag team champion Lilith and Jinx. Sparks are sure to fly in this match, with each team in DU vying for a shot at the Occult’s gold! Leah: This is a classic case of rivals teaming together, Shane Rockford likes to do this! At BB-BB we saw a bedlam-style interference from all of these teams. Blonde Ambition could very well blame Bloo & Jinx for losing their tag titles and the Occult could be disturbed by RIOT’s presence at ringside! JLT: Whoever comes out on top in this match I’m sure this won’t be the last of seeing the four biggest factions in Divas Unleashed take each other on! Leah: You got that right! [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "Shake Ya Tail Feather" by Nelly begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Carley Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top and very short pink shorts and pink boots. Carley then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Carley wiggles her rear end to the phrase "shake ya tail feathers" then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 110lbs, representing Blonde Ambition...CARLEY MONROE!!! [The arena falls dark, and some blue and white strobe lights start up as "Jester's Dance" by In Flames kicks in. The curtain flies back and RIOT Watanabe dressed in her white singlet and t-shirt that is lit up in the blue light storms out. She scowls at the fans that reach out to touch her, and slides under the bottom rope getting right in the face of the official trying to intimidate them with a hard stare.] John Roe: Her partner, from Kuwana City, Mie, Japan, at a weight of 219lbs, representing Joshi Revolution...RIOT WANATABE!!! [RIOT Watanabe turns and does the Kuwana Shout in rhythm with the ring announcer. RIOT then paces back and forth along the ring ropes waiting for the match to start. "Duality" by Slipknot hits the PA system as Jinx walks out from the backstage area under a purple strobe light, she walks down the aisle and kisses a fan on the cheek, leaving a purple imprint.] John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, at a weight of 119lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Trixie, representing Bloo & Jinx...JINX!!! ["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.] John Roe: Her partner, from Cherry Falls, Hell, at a weight of 252lbs, representing the Occult, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...LILITH!!! [Carley Monroe stands in the middle of the ring, staring with a scared expression at RIOT as RIOT starts right back at her sternly. The referee calls for the bell as Jinx comes from behind to the back of Carley’s head, knocking her into the canvas. Jinx pulls Carley to her feet and whips her into ropes. Jinx attempts a back body drop but Carley rolls over her with a sunset flip. Jinx rolls out of it and nails a sliding dropkick to the face of Carley. Jinx then pulls Carley to her feet by her hair and begins to rip strands off it out and shoves Carley into the turnbuckle. Jinx then runs across the ring and turns to face the Blonde Ambition member, Jinx then runs forwards an executes a handspring elbow to Carley.] JLT: Look at the athleticism of Jinx! Leah: Look at how much purple she’s wearing! Purple and pleather do not go together! JLT: Heh, you rhyme. You’re a poet and you don’t know it! Leah: Is that a racist remark? JLT: No?! [Carley then stumbles forwards as Jinx runs to the ropes but Lilith tags herself in by slapping Jinx on the back. Jinx turns to Lilith with an annoyed expression as Lilith climbs in to the ring, adjusting her veil. Lilith then looks at Carley who is posing by leaning over the top rope and blow kisses to the audience. Lilith then grabs Carley with a German suplex and tosses Carley across the ring.] [Carley finds her feet and runs towards Lilith but Lilith picks her up into a tilt-a-whirl slam attempt but Carley is able to counter it with a headscissors sending Lilith flying into the canvas. Carley then leaps into the air and begins to applaud herself, Carley then begins to dance for the audience who cheer her. Carley then turns around to be met with a big boot from the new tag champion, Lilith then grabs Carley by the wrist and drags her into the blonde’s corner. Lilith then thrusts Carley’s palm up to RIOT, RIOT looks at the palm as Lilith makes a gesture for her to tag in. RIOT does and steps into the ring.] JLT: Look at that! Lilith wants to face RIOT! Leah: The two ugliest people in Divas Unleashed want to wrestle each other, isn’t that just adorable? [Both women stand opposite each other, with the two biggest women in Divas Unleashed staring each other down. Lilith then holds up her hand for a test of strength and RIOT holds it, the two then begin to grapple each other and neither seem to be gaining an advantage. Lilith shoves RIOT backwards. RIOT stumbles and then holds her hand in the air for another test of strength, Lilith then raises her hand only to be met with a fist to the face from RIOT. Lilith holds her face as RIOT nails another two fists and tries to whip Lilith to the ropes. Lilith blocks it by using her strength to stay in position, RIOT then kicks Lilith’s knee and whips her to the ropes.] Leah: Lilith is strong. She could easily bench-press both Bloo and Jinx and Blonde Ambition put together! [Lilith bounces back and RIOT executes a powerslam to the Demon Goddess.] JLT: Whoa! Look at the power of RIOT! She just slammed Lilith into the canvas like she weighed nothing! [RIOT then brings Lilith to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position. RIOT then tries to lift Lilith into the air but Lilith resists, driving fists into the Joshi Revolution member’s kidneys. RIOT then nails her with two closed fists onto her back and hoists her into the air, RIOT then walks forward and powerbombs Lilith into the turnbuckle. Lilith’s back snaps against the turnbuckles as she lands sitting down, with her head resting against the second pad.] [RIOT then stares at Lilith and turns to the crowd, she puts two hands to her mouth and yells “AIIIIIIIIIIII!” to the audience. RIOT then charges towards Lilith and leaps into the air with an attempted double knee to the face but Lilith ducks and slides out of the way. Both of RIOT’s knees hit the turnbuckle and the Japanese brute falls to the canvas. Lilith then regains her composure and waits for RIOT to get to her feet.] Leah: If RIOT had landed that that would have seriously fucked up all of Lilith’s plastic surgery! [RIOT does and turns around as Lilith grabs her into a gorilla press position and hoists RIOT over her head. Lilith then begins to pench press RIOT in the air as the fans cheer for the amazing display of strength.] JLT: Look at Lilith now! These two women have to be the two strongest, brute-like women in Divas Unleashed! They’re both proving it to each other tonight! [Lilith then tosses RIOT towards Carley Monroe but Carley ducks and RIOT flies to the outside of the ring, landing hard and smacking into the side of the commentary table. Carley then turns with shock and covers her mouth with both hands, looking horrified. Lilith then comes from behind to Carley and lifts her into the ring by her hair.] [Lilith then pulls Carley into a stalling suplex position and attempts to plant her with her sitdown tombstone “Hellish Nightmares” finisher but Monroe kicks her legs frantically and manages to swivel behind Lilith and execute her finishing reverse DDT “The Cutdown” to Lilith. Carley then covers, hooking both the legs.] JLT: What a counter! This could be it! [1] [2] [Jinx interrupts the count.] Leah: I’m amazed how well the partners have gotten on considering they all seem to have a grudge with each other! JLT: I wouldn’t speak too soon Leah, I’ve seen some dirty looks and some stern stares tonight! [Jinx then stands and smiles at Carley who looks upset. Carley then begins to throw a tantrum and points at Jinx, she pushes her and says she’s a “big meanie” but Jinx ignores her. Carley then slaps Jinx hard across the face as Jinx stumbles backwards. Jinx then kicks Carley and pulls her into a DDT position and signals to the crowd but Carley is able to roll out, grabbing Jinx’s arm and pulling the gothic diva towards her, Carley then leaps onto Jinx’s shoulders with an attempted hurricanrana but Jinx counters by shoving Carley’s legs backwards.] [Carley lands on her feet in front of Jinx as RIOT climbs back into the ring, RIOT then yells “AIIIIII” as Carley and Jinx begin to exchange blows. RIOT then bounces to the ropes and charges towards Jinx from behind, Jinx then suddenly ducks and RIOT connects with a thunderous clothesline from hell to her own partner Carley. Carley slams into the canvas and looks knocked out.] JLT: RIOT just took Carley’s head off! Leah: Oh my GOD! That was brilliant! [RIOT looks down at Carley and shrugs. RIOT then turns to Jinx and kicks her in the mid-section and brings her into a front face look. RIOT then yells “RRRRRIIIOOOTTT!” into the air. RIOT then hoists Jinx over her shoulder into her F5 into an implant DDT “RIOT Act” finisher. RIOT then begins to spin Jinx around and attempts to plant the move but Jinx counters and swings herself off RIOT’s shoulders and lands on her feet. Jinx then drops to her knees and low blows RIOT.] Leah: I wonder if that has any effect? [Jinx then nails a Russian leg sweep to RIOT and drops a leg drop before bringing her back to her feet. Jinx then whips RIOT to the ropes, RIOT bounces back from the ropes and Jinx unleashes her purple mist onto the Japanese star, spraying RIOT in the face and eyes with purple poison. RIOT then turns around as she walks into Lilith. Lilith then kicks RIOT and brings her into a stalling suplex into a sitdown tombstone to complete her “Hellish Nightmares” finisher. Lilith then covers.] JLT: Lilith just spiked RIOT into the canvas with “Hellish Nightmares”! Surely it’s over! [1] [2] [Carley Monroe breaks up the count with an elbow drop.] Leah: You’d think she’d be too dumb to do that. [Lilith then looks up at Carley who smiles sheepishly at her and begins to wave at her. Lilith finds her feet and kicks Carley in the mid-section, she pulls her into a “Hellish Nightmares” position but Jinx kicks Lilith’s feet from under her, as Carley falls onto Lilith with a body splash from a stalling suplex position. Jinx then pulls Carley off by her hair and pulls her into a downward spiral “Stroke of Bad Luck” finisher position. Jinx then points to the crowd.] Leah: Why did Jinx do that to Lilith?! What an idiot! She just attacked her own partner! JLT: Jinx is going to nail her finisher! [Carley manages to roll out of Jinx’s hold and pulls Jinx into “The Cutdown” reverse DDT and pins her, hooking both the legs. The referee counts.] JLT: What a counter! Here’s the pin! Oh, don’t tell me! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Carley and RIOT win! John Roe: Here are your winners…CARLEY MONROE & RIOT WANATABE!!! [Carley then finds her feet and leaps into the air with joy. She climbs onto the top turnbuckle and begins to celebrate by dancing to her music as the fans cheer. Keiko Nakamura and Noriko Lee then slide into the ring, armed with Singapore canes and stalk Carley as she dances on the top rope.] JLT: Look behind you Carley! Look behind you! Leah: This isn’t pantomime! [Carley then turns and leaps down from the turnbuckle only to be met with a Singapore cane to the face from Noriko Lee. Keiko and Noriko then begin to stomp onto Carley and begin to hit her with the canes, striking her on the head with thunderous shots and continue to beat her down as Keiko grabs Carley by the throat and begins to shout at her in Japanese.] JLT: Why are they doing this?! The match is over! Leah: To prove a point Jamie! [Keiko then brings Carley to her feet and holds her in a full nelson as Noriko Lee is handed a brand new kendo stick from her manager Ryoko, Noriko then polishes the stick and Keiko shouts for to her to nail Carley in the head. Noriko taps the canvas with the cane when suddenly the fans cheer as Courtney Monroe and Suzie Woods run down the aisle.] JLT: Here comes the Blonde Ambition backup! [Suzie slides into the ring with her baseball bat and nails Noriko Lee across the head with it, Noriko falls to the canvas and lies motionless as Ryoko Kazami runs towards Suzie. Suzie ducks and Ryoko turns only to be met with the end of the bat to the face, as Ryoko stumbles backwards and out of the ring.] [Keiko has released her hold on Carley as Courtney begins to shout in her face. Keiko then nails Courtney with a thai shrike sending Courtney to the floor. Suzie and Keiko then stare at each other when Katrina runs down the aisle, and hotly on her heels is Bloo who chases after her.] Leah: Here comes the tag champion Katrina whose hotly followed by Bloo! What are they doing out here?! JLT: This is madness! [Katrina slides into the ring as Keiko picks up a Singapore cane, Katrina slides under the ring and runs to the ropes. Katrina bounces back as Bloo slides into the ring, Keiko swings her Singapore cane and nails Bloo over the head and at the same time Suzie swings and catches Katrina with her baseball bat as both Bloo and Katrina fall into the ring. Keiko and Suzie then look at each other with a half-smile.] Leah: Oh, I love it. That was clever! JLT: Katrina and Bloo were just decapitated by those foreign objects! They could be seriously injured! Leah: Take a chill pill Jamie! [Keiko and Suzie then approach each other and begin a staredown as Lilith has found her feet, Keiko and Suzie are too engrossed in their staredown to notice the tag champion. Lilith then snatches both of their weapon’s and both women turn to face her, Lilith then grabs Keiko and Suzie around the throat. Lilith then hoists both women into the air and slams both of them into the mat with a double chokeslam.] JLT: Lilith just took out Keiko and Suzie! Leah: But look whose behind her! [Lilith then smiles as she looks down at them, she turns to exit the ring only to met from RIOT. RIOT nails her in the stomach with a closed fist and pulls Lilith into an F5 position. RIOT then yells “RRRIIIIOOOTT!!!” and spins Lilith around into her “RIOT Act” finisher and executes it perfectly planting Lilith into the canvas. RIOT then stands over Lilith and looks around the ring at the carnage, with the bodies lying everywhere.] JLT: Look at the carnage Leah! The tag team division is in utter chaos! There’s bodies everywhere! Leah: They all hate each other! This is fabulous! [We return to the parking lot where Katia is arguing with the security guy at the top of her voice, Livia stands next to her with her arms crossed and Krysta stands laughing and snapping pictures with her digital camera. Two officials open the doors to the arena and Tequila comes out to see what seems to be the problem] Tequila: What is going on here? What's with all the noise Katia? Katia: Thank God I found you, Look Tequila you know I am very professional in everything that I do, But this moron here does not seem to acknowledge the fact that I am Katia and that I have a match to get ready for!..he's had me standing here for nearly 10 minutes all ready. I don't deserve this kind of treatment! Tequila: Calm down Katia..okay. Why wont you let her pass in? Krysta Taylor: Because she's not written on the list. Tequila: But you could have told him who she was Krysta. Krysta Taylor: And your point is what Tequila..I don't have to do this bitch any favors. [Katia wants to throw the phone at Krysta, but Livia stops her from doing it] Tequila: Don't worry Katia, everything is taking care of, you can go inside now. Katia: No, I want that guy fired first or I wont be working the show tonight..Fire him and everything will be all right. Tequila: But he was just doing his job really. Katia: Awww save it for Oprah, Tequila, I want that guy fired because he treated me with disrespect and I don't deserved that. After everything that I do for the poor people of the world you would think they've be nicer to me. Krysta Taylor: (Rolling her eyes) Oh shut up bitch! Katia: You're still standing there Krysta..Go away and snort something! Tequila: Cool it you two. Okay Katia please just come inside and forget this all happened. Katia: I want that guy fired now or I wont work tonight..Listen I've had enough of this, on the PPV match I was almost killed, and I am doing you all a favor by working here tonight when I should be home resting up, But since I am such a good worker I've decided to work tonight..and for what? to get treated badly by some underpaid loser and some drugged up heifer still stuck in the 70's! Tequila: Fine, James, we wont be needing anymore of your services tonight. Krysta Taylor: You're actually going to fire him for her? Katia: You got that right bitch..Now move out of my way before I tell Tequila to fire you. [Katia smiles devilishly before pushing Krysta out of her way and then goes inside the arena. Krysta then folds her arms and sighs at Tequila who smiles knowingly at her, Krysta rolls her eyes as Katia tries to slam the door shut on Krysta but finds the doors are on a safety lock and Katia pushes them with all her might but they don’t close any faster. Katia then abandons the door-slamming and gives the middle finger to Krysta and walks off.] Leah: I don't know who's bitchier Katia or Krysta! [“Check On It” by Beyonce hits the PA system as we return from a commercial break. Holly Wentz walks out with a wide smile on her face to cheers from the audience, she’s wearing a black business suit with her hair pulled back into a ponytail, with a black stick holding it in place. Holly poses on the stage, pointing to the crowd and walking down the aisle towards the ring.] [The ring has been designed with red carpet, a tv-screen, a coffee table and two stool swivel chairs set up opposite each other. Holly climbs into the ring and waves to the crowd with a smile on her a face, bringing a “THWE” branded microphone to her lips.] Holly Wentz: Good evening Melbourne! Wow! What a fabulous ovation! Thank you! [The fans applaud as the lesbian takes a seat on a stool and sighs.] Holly Wentz: Welcome to my brand new show! I’m honoured I was asked by the management and I hope to have exclusive interviews with all my guests, and my first guest today made a very big impact when she returned at “Bitch Bitch Bang Bang”. She appeared to be 20 years younger and snapped the Unibrow’s arm in half. Please welcome…DAME BARBARA!!! [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Dame Barbara walks out wrapped in the Union Jack. She smiles and tows a bow in front of the audience who boo her heavily, she drops the flag and walks down to the ring, wearing a pair of black trousers and a silky brown top, looking stylish. She steps into the ring, eyeballing Holly as she takes a seat and smiles politely.] Holly Wentz: Welcome to the first ever edition of “The Holly Wentz Experience” Barbara! It’s a pleasure to have you here! How are you today? Dame Barbara: Better than I have been in a long time dear! What about you...as you look awful? Drawn and haggered! Bless you… Holly Wentz: Hmm, well that’s not a very nice to think to say and I think it’s rich coming from you. What happened to your face? You look like a totally different person. [Chants of “She’s no Dame!” erupt from the crowd. Barbara pauses and glance at them and smiles as they boo her. She turns back to Holly and smiles, speaking into her microphone and ignoring the aggressive Melbourne audience.] Dame Barbara: I am my darling. I have had a total remodel! I'm not going to hide the fact that I have, what would be the point? I just wish others would have done what I have…not mentioning any names. I mean sure they are young but Tiger Lily is pug ugly…ooops! My bad? Holly Wentz: Well at least you admit you’ve had work done. I was going to say it looked very good but you’re obviously in somewhat of a grumpy mood today. I can’t escape touching on this subject any longer either. You returned at “Bitch Bitch Bang Bang” in quite a fashion. You assaulted the Unibrow and then broke her arm. What drove you to behave like that? Dame Barbara: Well…the thing is my beaver-loving friend, I was flailing! The only thing that was keeping me in the press and on screen was Ma's sad death, and I had to move on from that. This is my natural progression…back to my bloody fantastic heel ways of my youth! [The fans boo as Barbara speaks with a proud look on her face as she glances to the audience. Holly looks through her cue-cards as Barbara raises an eyebrow.] Dame Barbara: Anyway, no-one is deserving of my kindness here…you are all whores and slappers with no talent! Know what I'm talking about?? Holly Wentz: I wouldn’t agree with that, no. There are definietely people here who are more talented than you are, in my humble opinion. Now, I apologise if this is a painful question but do you think that the death of “Ma” Tabitha Windsor in any way prompt this new outlook and this heinous behavior? Do you think this is the grief causing you to act like this? Dame Barbara: Your opinion definately is humble…thats for sure! I knew you would ask this. So predictable. It is what everyone has asked me. 'Is it Ma Tabithas death blah blah blah'! GOD get a new question! What it is, is that I am a verified living legend, although I don't like to brag, and I was being ignored in this shithole! Breaking that hairy bitch's arm was just everyone's wake up call. Holly Wentz: Wait, so you plan to go around breaking more limbs?! What are you trying to do? Ruin people’s careers? [Barbara raises an eyebrow and half-smiles as Holly listens.] Dame Barbara: If a 57 year old woman can break your limbs…then you deserve to have you career ruined! Want to try it? Holly Wentz: No, I don’t. You say that you’re a legend but legends act classier than this. Amanda “I’m a fake legend” Kauffman acts classier than you do. Do you not think you’re a disgrace to your country if you continue to act like this? Dame Barbara: Amanda Kauffmann built a mock up grave of my mother-in-law's and desecrated it what a classy bird…I'll act like this if I want too, just like you enjoy a bit of tit! I'm not complaining about you am I??? Holly Wentz: Barbara, I’m sitting here disgusted with you. I was under the impression that you were an upstanding legend, a gem in our crown, a true testament to the wrestling business. You’ve changed so much. I don’t know who a woman like you can sit there and act so smugly about what you’ve done to that poor Unibrow. You should be ashamed of yourself. Dame Barbara: You mean you don't like someone with a different opinion to you. Holly, dear, can you name anyone else who has had the storied career I have? No…didn't think so. I am the only gem in this crown. Do you think I got where I am today by being nice…HA! Thats why you are where you are in life. Holly Wentz: Barbara, I have had enough of being verbally attacked. Now, let’s just move on. You have a match with Tiger Lily tonight? Can you give us a little preview of what to expect from your performance tonight? [Barbara leans her head back and chuckles as Holly swallows nervously.] Dame Barbara: I haven't got a match you silly little bint! Lady Shayla has! hould I really be interviewed by someone so feckless? Really… [Holly looks down at her card as Barbara continues to laugh, Holly then looks up with a frown on her face.] Holly Wentz: You threw me off because you were being mean to me, but seeing as you’ve been training Shayla, you would expect her to actually start winning matches? What’s up with that? Your training regime sounds like it sucks. Dame Barbara: It's not my fault things have been…hectic as of late. It's true. I have been tr.aining Shayla, and its true that she hasn't been at her best as of late. The thing is…she is young and reckless at times. But you just watch dear, and you will see a decimation tonight Holly Wentz: Well I’ll look forward to Tiger Lily kicking her ass and Shayla losing…again! Dame Barbara: Hmm…you are hilarious, Miss Wentz…hilariously on borrowed time! Holly Wentz: I’m closing this interview, I’d had enough. Thanks for coming and showing your true colours, I’m sure you’ve turned all the fans you may have still had, solidly against you. Dame Barbara: Well…just incase there are any left…I better make sure they truly hate me too! [Barbara then leaps from her seat and clotheslines Holly of her stool as Holly flips off and lands awkwardly on the canvas. Barbara then stands above her with a smile and looks around the arena as the fans boo. Barbara then picks up the tv set and tosses it out of the ring and clears the ring of all the furniture for the interview show.] [Barbara then brings Holly to her feet and pulls her into a front face lock. Barbara then leans back with a DDT which sends Holly spiked into the canvas. Barbara then stands and slides out of the ring, she shoves John Roe off his chair and picks it up, folding it and tossing it into the ring. Barbara then slides back in and picks up the chair, she slams it into Holly’s back and begins to laugh.] JLT: What the hell is wrong with Dame Barbara? She’s beating the hell out of Holly Wentz! Why?! Leah: To obliterate her fan base, honestly, you need to listen to what people say! [Barbara then places the chair over Holly’s arm in the same fashion she did for the Unibrow at BB-BB. Barbara then toys with the chair, gently pressing down on the edge of the chair as it tightens around Holly’s arm. Barbara then smiles and turns to the crowd who boo her heavily.] JLT: Don’t tell me she’s going to do that again! [Barbara then stands in the corner and eyes the chair, ready to stamp on it and snap Holly Wentz’s arm. Barbara then begins to run towards Holly and leaps into the air, only to be suddenly met with a thunderous spear from Tiger Lily. The fans cheer wildly as Lily begins to nail Barbara with furious lefts and rights to the face. Barbara shoves her off and tries to run out of the ring but Lily comes from behind, grabbing her by her hair and yanking her into the canvas.] JLT: Yes! Leah: Ugh! What’s Tiger Lily doing here?! JLT: Doing the right thing! [Lily then begins to stomp on Barbara as Barbara tries to escape from the ring. The camera cuts to the aisle as Shayla Walker runs down, she slides into the ring and comes from behind to Tiger Lily, knocking her to the canvas. Shayla then helps Barbara to her feet and ushers her out of the ring. Holly still lies on the canvas as Shayla turns to be met with a “Snaggletooth” kick to the face.] [Lily then takes the chair off Holly’s arm, sliding it across the ring, and rolls her out of the ring. Lily then turns as Shayla Walker swings with a chair and connects into the face with Tiger Lily. On the outside Barbara calls for a referee to come down the aisle as a man in a white and black striped shirt runs down the aisle and climbs into the ring, calling for the bell.] JLT: Don’t tell me this match is going to be end like this! It can’t! Leah: Tiger Lily should learn to not meddle in other people’s affairs! She deserves to lose! Standard Match Shayla Walker v Tiger Lily [The referee slides into the ring as Shayla continues her cover.] [1] [2] [Tiger Lily gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Yes! Leah: She should’ve let Shayla pin her! JLT: Why would she do that? [Shayla thumps the canvas and brings Lily to her feet by her hair and tosses her into the corner. Shayla then nails a barrage of right hands as Lily slumps down, with her head and shoulders resting on the top rope. Shayla then heads across the ring and begins to pose for a bronco buster humiliation move. Shayla runs towards Lily, but Lily uses the ropes to pull herself up and wrap her legs around Shayla’s neck and take her into the canvas with a hurricanrana.] [Both women find their feet. Shayla then runs towards Tiger Lily with an attempted charge but Lily leaps into the air and lands on Shayla’s back, she strikes a surfing pose position as Shayla continues running forward and falls into the canvas under Lily’s weight. Lily then turns and slaps Shayla across the back of the head and leaps off her back with a smile on her face.] JLT: That was an innovative move from Tiger Lily! I don’t think I’ve seen anybody ride someone like a surfboard before! Leah: Oh I have, but that was in that some adult film that my boyfriend forced me to watch when I was a teenager. [Shayla turns and looks angry. Lily then bounces to the ropes but Barbara holds onto her feet from outside the ring and Lily slams into the canvas. Shayla then immediately runs towards Lily and leaps into the air with an elbow drop connecting to the back. Shayla then knees Lily in the back of the head as she drags her into the centre of the ring. Shayla then holds onto Lily’s back, grabbing both her arms and wrapping them around her neck while applying a knee to her back, thus completing a Regal stretch.] JLT: Shayla’s training at the Windsor Academy looks to be paying off! [Barbara then looks on approvingly from the outside as Shayla tightens the submission and Tiger Lily winces in pain. The referee then asks if Lily gives up and she shakes her head no. Shayla then applies more pressure to the hold but the referee demands she gives up. The referee then counts to 4 and Shayla releases her. Shayla brings Tiger Lily to her feet and pulls her into a side headlock. Shayla then attempts to leap into the air with a standing tornado DDT but Tiger Lily counters into a backbreaker.] Leah: Ooh, nice counter! [Tiger then covers as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Shayla kicks out.] JLT: It’s not enough to keep Shayla Walker down. You can’t deny that what Shayla lacks in experience she makes up with her big heart and determination! Leah: That is such an underdog thing to say! [Lily brings Shayla to her feet and whips her into the corner.] [Lily follows up with a running clothesline. Lily then props Shayla on the top rope and nails her across the face. Lily climbs up with a superplex attempt but Shayla begins to fight out and shoves Lily backwards. Lily lands on her feet and stumbles backwards, Shayla then leaps from the top rope with a somersault kick, with her feet catching Lily in the face and planting her in the canvas.] JLT: Nice move! [Shayla covers as the referee slides into the ring.] [1] [2] [Tiger Lily gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Shayla can’t seem to keep Tiger Lily down! Lily wants to pick up a victory here! Leah: Well duh, these Australians are obviously behind her. They still resent Barbara because she’s British, and Britain basically used this country as a jail! Can you believe that? I’m sitting in a city full of criminals! JLT: It’s not that much different from Chicago then, is it? [Barbara then thumps the canvas and gets up and begins to shout at Shayla and instructing her what to do. Barbara then makes a “snap” signal with her hands as Shayla shakes her head no. Barbara and Shayla then talk to her each other on the apron with Barbara telling Shayla to snap a limb of the Californian and Shayla objecting.] Leah: Barbara is so vicious! [Barbara then slaps Shayla around the face and screams at her to do it as Shayla holds her cheek and nods. Shayla turns and climbs to Tiger Lily, trying to bring her to her feet by her chin but Lily suddenly counters and rolls Shayla into a small package. The referee counts.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Wow! That sure caught Shayla off guard! John Roe: Here is your winner…TIGER LILY!!! [Tiger Lily then rolls out of the ring and hops to her feet chuckling, Shayla sits up and looks shocked as Barbara steps into the ring, with her Askai Championship in hand and begins to point and yell at Tiger Lily. Lily then slaps the fans hands as she walks happily up the apron with a victory under her belt as Barbara and Shayla look annoyed in the ring.] JLT: Tiger Lily pulled out a victory, you could say an upset, over Shayla Walker! She saved Holly Wentz from an arm-breaking and she appears to have annoyed Dame Barbara! Barbara’s shouting at her but she doesn’t care! Leah: I don’t think it’s over between Lily and Barbara! ["Hip Hop Star" by Beyonce suddenly blasts through the arena and the fans come to their feet and begin to roar.] JLT: Oh, we all know who this is! Leah: Yeah, and its about to she brought her butt out here! [A montage of the legendary diva rolls across the Titantron to the beat of the screaming fans.Various championship matches, her induction into the Hall of Fame, and her recent winning performance at MeloDU 2 are all displayed in a few short seconds. A loud burst of pyro explodes and The Glittering Goddess Star makes her way through the smoke and fog, being followed by Amaryllis Vasquez. Star struts slowly down the ramp, soaking in the adoration of the crowd, dressed in a white croched halter top cropped high above her navel to display a glistening belly ring and a ridiculously short denim minskirt. On her feet are a pair of strappy wedge heels. Her naturally curly hair cascades down her back. As she makes her way down to the ring, she looks over her Gucci shades at the screaming fans and blows a few phantom kisses. An equally scantily clad Amaryllis follows Star through the ropes and into the ring. She hands the former Unleashed Champion a microphone and takes a step back. Star removes her shades and raises her the mic to her lips to speak, but laughs and lowers it when the crowd screams even louder. Star stands with one hand on her hip and shakes her head. Within a few moments, the crowd dies down just enough for her to speak. Star lifts the mic once again.] Star: Well I'm happy to see you all too. It's nice to see I haven't been forgotten. JLT: It's nice to see that's she's still a glory hog also. Leah: Oh please, Jamie. Why wouldn't she be? She's Star! The second best black woman in Divas Unleashed history. JLT: If a two time Unleashed Champion is the second, who is the first? Leah: Do you even have to ask? [Star begins to pace the ring with pride.] Star: Now you all had to be expecting me sooner or later after what transpired at Bitch Bitch Bang Bang, right? I mean there are few things that could randomly bring me onto DU television. Since my retirement I've been here...what, once? Well, this thing definitely caught my attention and beeded to be addressed as soon as humanly possible. I couldn't not show up here today and I'm sure you all understand why. If not...please, let me refresh your memory. [Star directs everyone's attention to the Titatron as it lights up with clip.] --- Yuku Shiro: I know this microphone ain’t broken, and I know Star is at home on her plush couch, laying next to her husband to be, with a dumb look on her face trying to figure out if her television is on the fritz. No bitch it ain’t. And yes bitch I’m calling you out, and I’m calling you out on the biggest stage of this business….FORSAKEN DESTINY 3. JLT: WHAT? Leah: Say what again!! I fuckin dare you too!! Yuku Shiro: You hearing me Star? I hope you didn’t plan your wedding or honeymoon anywhere near the month of May, because you’re gonna have a hard time walking down that aisle or getting your freak on, with the limp I wanna give you. One on one, Legend versus Legend, not for the Unleashed title, or any title for that matter. Strictly bragging rights, you came on this show a couple of months ago running your mouth off about me, and I could still see that spark in your eyes, now I wanna see if you still got it. I wanna know if you’re still the Star that somehow kicked out of my Life Hammer, which no one in this company has EVER done other than you, or are you just a bitter old bitch full of hot air. One more time, one final dance…you claim to be the Queen of this business, well let’s see if you still got the blue blood to put your crown on and either beat or BOW DOWN to the Queen of Queens, before I go BACK to my throne! --- JLT: Oh yeah, we all witnessed Yuku Shiro's challenge to Star. Leah: You mean we witnessed Yuku verbally sign her own death warrant. I know thaat's what I witnessed. I don't know about all of you people. [The camera focuses in on Star smling and shaking her head.] Star: I'm intrigued. I am definitely intrigued. Wow, man. Girly, you gave me a laugh and a half with your whole speech. I mean...Jesus! Bitter old bitch? I just have to address that. I have to. I'll save that "bitter" part for last. But for one, old? Who the hell are you calling OLD?! Look, just because I retired from Divas Unleashed does not make me anywhere near old. I can't even believe you would come out out of your face and say some crap like that. It's ludicrous! But as for the bitch part...yeah, okay. I'll give you that. I have gained a "bitch" reputation but so the hell what. This place is full of them, right, Mari? [Amaryllis smiles and nods her head in agreement.] Star: See that? Bonifide bitch right there through and through but I'm sure you all still love her. [The crowd boos and Amaryllis flips them the bird.] Star: Okay, okay. Relax. Anyway, Yuku. As for your "bitter" comment...that would I would surely have to disagree with. We don't even need to have the match to answer that question. I mean yeah I've made a few comments about you. And I do stress the words "a few". But you're the one who took them completely to heart. You've been going around saying how "inaccurate" I was about you yet YOU seem to be the only person who thinks so, honey. You seem to be the only person who couldn't quite comprehend the simple words that I spoke to you. And I think tonight I'll finally lift your confusion and stop you from embarrassing yourself time and time again. I've put together a little montage, cupcake. It's all for you. Take a look. [Once again, Star points to the screen.] --- Yuku Shiro: You see, I've held title gold, I've been to the TOP of the mountain not just here but world wide, everyone knows that when I left Divas Unleashed I wasn't 100 percent right in the head, but my career didn't end, the chants you hear in this arena tonight is a testament that EVERYONE world wide whose watched me, and backed me outside my career of DU know that I have proven myself to be the most pure female wrestler in the history of this business, and my BUSINESS coming back to Divas Unleashed is to SET the record straight. --- Star: Backed you outside of your career in DU, huh? Worldwide fame, huh? Yet you say you don't talk about outside success? Uh huh, right. --- Yuku Shiro: One more things Star…you maybe a Queen….but I am the QUEEN OF QUEENS, there’s a HUGE different between the two. You’re fame goes as far as right here in DU and probably 3WL…mine is WORLDWIDE. --- Star: Oooh, wrong, Ms. Shiro. These just keep coming! And how the hell are you the Queen of Queens when this Queen whooped yo ass? Stop jacking that big nosed fool Triple H's lines and make some damn sense! --- Yuku Shiro: Because the truth hurts that unlike some of the rest of the Divas out here…I don’t give a damn about you. You are not IMPORTANT to me. --- Star: Damn, hung yourself once again. I mean you say you're the best female wrestler in the business but I've kicked you ass more than once, stopping you from believing your own lie. You've come out on the losing end of our little war, yet I'm supposedly the bitter one. Hmmm, may I ask what I have to be bitter about? I am not the greatest Unleashed Champion and you're just lagging behind me? I left Divas Unleashed on top of the entire world and you left it after a painful loss to me. So what on earth could I possibly have to be upset about? It's just baffling. You see, Yuku, the real truth is, I don't need to accept your damn challenge to know that I am great. You, on the otherhand, do. I AM important to you, Yuku. Important because I am in fact better than you. I have proven it on more than one occasion. The TRUTH is you need to defeat me in order to validate your status as the "best pure female wrestler" or whatever that Mickey Mouse title is you wanna give yourself. I have bested you in so many ways and it is YOU who are the bitter one. No matter what spin you put on it, Star is better than Yuku Shiro and always has been. No matter what you say, you simply want to redeem yourself. And guess what, Yuku. [Star pauses for a moment and takes a deep breath as the fans await her words.] Star: I am going to give you the opportunity. I accept your challenge. At Forsaken Destiny 3, you and I will go toe to toe once again. A match for the ages. Whatever you want to be on the line will be. Just bragging rights? Fine by me. My Queen of DU crown? That too. It's whatever, Yuku. Once again, it's game time. [Star drops her mic as "Hip Hop Star" by Beyonce starts once again. The fans roar as she and Amaryllis exit the ring to the backstage.] JLT: Well, there you have it. It's official. Star and Yuku Shiro will face off at FD3! Leah: To quote that ridiculous blonde stick figure...THAT'S HOT! Tag Team Match Icenique & Mystika v Katia & Yuku Shiro JLT: Next up we have best friends Icenique and Mystika teaming up to take on Katia and Yuku Shiro in tag team action! Katia and Icenique both failed to capture the Unleashed Championship at BB-BB so tonight could be about a matter of revenge for both of them to avenge that defeat! Leah: Yes, but I don’t think Katia and Yuku Shiro like each other very much, they’re both different people with different attitudes so I sense a conflict in that tag team! Icenique and Mystika will win for sure! JLT: I don’t know, Amaryllis Vasquez is going to be at ringside, you know how much of a meddler she is, she’s been trying to get Icenique to ditch Mystika since January! She’s a vindictive little bitch if you ask me! Leah: It takes one to know one! [The lights dim for a few seconds. At the entrance stands a lovely figure. "No Problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Moments later silver pyros blast from every which way as she makes her way to the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Homestead, Florida, at a weight of 160lbs...ICENIQUE!!! ["Thank You For the Venom" by My Chemical Romance begins to play, starting 20 seconds into the song, which is when the lyrics start. The music stops completely after the first verse and the arena lights go out. The crowd murmurs, and suddenly, white pyro shoots from the turnbuckles and showers down from the entrance stage. Mystika walks out and the song picks back up from where it left off. The diva makes her way down to the ring and slides in, posing in the middle. She jumps on one turnbuckle as the prechorus of the song hits and several fans cheer. She hops off of it and then goes to the opposite one, eliciting the same reaction.] John Roe: Her partner, from Death Valley, California, at a weight of 160lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget...MYSTIKA!!! [“Brick House 2003” by Rob Zombie & Trina suddenly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil Katia..Along side her is her manager Livia who's also as evil, Katia now walks out from the back and makes her way towards the ring, But before she reaches there she stops at the stage section and gives the crowd a little twirl of her latest outfit, Although she gets mostly boos out of it.] John Roe: Their opponents. Introducing first, from Alexandria, Egypt, at a weight of 120lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Livia, she is the Fabulous One...KATIA!!! [Finally with Livia by her side the evil Katia begins to head to the ring waving to the crowd like she's the queen of the world. When both Divas reach the ring, Livia jumps up on Katias' makeup before the match can begin the apron and holds the middle rope for Katia who enters it ever so graciously, Once inside the ring now Livia begins to check on her.] ["Invincible" by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Her partner, from Tokyo, Japan, at a weight of 150lbs, Lady Fist herself...YUKU SHIRO!!! Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] [Katia decides to start the match against Icenique, as Amaryllis Vasquez looks on from ringside and Chester McNugget picks his nose. Katia and Icenique tie up, with Icenique pulling Katia into a side headlock. Katia shoves Icenique to the ropes but Icenique bounces back with a shoulder block knocking Katia to the canvas, Icenique then bounces to the ropes but Katia leaps into the air and nails Icenique with a spinning heel kick.] [Katia then stands over Icenique and begins to blow kisses to the fans. Katia then dances a little for them and gives them a wink, Katia then leans down to Icenique but Icenique grabs Katia by her shoulders and thrusts her over her head as Katia falls to the outside of the ring.] JLT: If Katia likes to dance so much she should go on “Dancing with the Stars”! Her showboating cost her there, it gave Icenique time to recover! Leah: She’s just having fun, you know all the fans love it. [In the ring Icenique finds her feet and stands poised by the ropes. Katia finds her feet and begins to pout for the audience in the front row, Icenique rolls her eyes as Katia turns around and Icenique leans back on the ropes and thrusts herself over the top, connecting with a cross body to Katia and sending both of them down to the padded floor.] JLT: What a move from Icenique, that connected perfectly! [Icenique and Katia then lie on the outside of the ring as Mystika perches herself on the apron nearby. Katia and Icenique stir to their feet as Mystika runs along the apron, and flips into the air with a somersault, landing on top of both women as all three crash to the floor on the outside of the ring and the fans cheer.] Leah: Look at Mystika, she took a high risk there! [The women lie on the outside of the ring. Several moments later, Mystika and Icenique help each other up and bring Katia to her feet. The two team up on Katia, and the trio exchange punches. Yuku Shiro climbs into the ring and stands at the ropes. Yuku then leans back and hops to the top rope, and jumps to the outside with a shooting star press connecting to all three women, as everybody falls to the floor on the outside and the fans cheer.] JLT: Whoa! What an amazing feat from Yuku Shiro! How dangerous was that? Leah: Very dangerous but she likes to live life on the edge! [The referee begins to count as Livia approaches the carnage of laid out bodies. Livia then tries to help up Katia, trying to bring her to her feet by her shoulders. Suddenly Amaryllis Vasquez runs towards her and leaps onto her with a Lou Thesz press on the outside, Amaryllis and Livia begin to pull at each others hair and exchange punches as they battle on the padded floor.] Leah: Haha! I was wondering how long it was until that happened! We got a catfight! [Katia finds her feet first and rolls back into the ring, Mystika is next to her feet and slides in after her. Katia poses for the audience, waving to them. Katia then turns around to be met with a spear from Mystika, Mystika then climbs to the top turnbuckle and perches in position. Yuku Shiro leaps onto the apron and begins to distract Mystika, allowing Katia to get to her feet and nail Mystika in the face with a stiff punch.] [Katia then climbs up with Mystika as both women stand on the top rope, Katia then pulls Mystika into a superplex position and slams her into the unforgiving canvas. Katia then rolls Mystika over for a cover as the referee counts.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Mystika kicks out.] Leah: You didn’t Mystika was going to give up that easily did you? [Katia then brings Mystika to her feet and pulls her into a side headlock. Katia then points to the crowd and nails a swinging neckbomb to plant Mystika in the canvas. Katia then heads to her corner and tags in Yuku Shiro. Katia offers to team up with Yuku for a double team but Yuku shoves her away and waits for Mystika to get to her feet.] [Mystika does as Yuku attempts a roundhouse kick but Mystika ducks. Mystika then attempts a clothesline to Yuku but Yuku ducks and pulls Mystika into a reverse x-factor. Yuku then covers Mystika for a pinfall.] JLT: A nice reversal from Yuku, she could have it here! [1] [2] [Mystika gets her shoulder up.] [Yuku whips Mystika to the ropes, as Mystika hits them Icenique tags in unbeknown to Yuku. Yuku then attempts to pick Mystika up into a death valley driver but Mystika wriggles out of it and lands behind Yuku. Mystika then shoves Yuku forward as Icenique leaps from the top rope with a missile dropkick connecting to the face of Yuku Shiro. Icenique then finds her feet as Yuku Shiro finds hers. Icenique then runs towards Yuku and spins her around into an Irish whip into the corner.] [Icenique follows it up with a leaping body splash connecting to Yuku Shiro. Yuku then lies against the corner holding her back. Icenique nails a knife-edge chop to Yuku’s chest as the fans sing “Oooh!” with everyone delivered. Icenique continues to deliver them until Yuku has had enough and spins Icenique around and begins to nail fast knife-edge chops to her chest.] JLT: Ouch! Can you hear those? They’re echoing around the arena! Leah: My chest hurts and I’m not even receiving them! [Both women’s chests are red as Yuku Shiro props Icenique on the top rope. Yuku then climbs up with her and signals for a stunner from the top rope. Amaryllis Vasquez stands on the apron in protest, Yuku climbs down and heads towards Amaryllis. Amaryllis looks smugly at Yuku as she is restrained by the referee.] [Yuku then turns back to Icenique, who has climbed to the top rope with her back facing the ring. Yuku approaches Icenique but Icenique then thrusts from the top rope, with her giant ass connecting to Yuku’s face and knocking her down to the canvas. Icenique lands on her feet as Yuku lies on the canvas from the ass to the face.] JLT: I’ve never seen that move before! Leah: That was classic! [Icenique then heads to her corner and goes to tag in Mystika but Amaryllis pulls Mystika from the apron, with Mystika’s face slamming into the ring canvas. Amaryllis then yells at Icenique to finish the job in the ring.] [Icenique waits for Yuku to find her feet, Yuku runs towards her but Icenique counters, nailing her “Death By Design” flatliner. Yuku bounces off the canvas and lands on her back as Icenique covers, hooking her leg. Icenique waits for the referee to count but he never does.] JLT: Where is the referee?! Leah: Amaryllis and Mystika are fighting! [On the outside of the ring, the referee is busy trying to separate Mystika and Amaryllis who are arguing on the outside. Mystika holds her chin as Chester McNugget looks scared. Icenique walks to the ropes and kicks the bottom one, the referee turns and nods to her as Amaryllis and Mystika continue to argue.] [Icenique then turns when Katia runs into the ring, armed with a chair, she swings it and it connects with Icenique as she falls to the canvas. Katia then drags Yuku on top of the bootylicious diva as the referee turns and spots the pinfall and slides into the ring.] JLT: Don’t tell me she’s going to win based on cheating! Why are no matches clean anymore! It’s corrupting the sport! Leah: Chill the fuck out! [1] [2] [Mystika breaks up the count. Mystika brings Yuku to her feet and begins to nail her in the face with forearms, Mystika then whips Yuku into the corner. She tries towards Yuku but Yuku uses the ropes to pull herself up and boots Mystika in the face. Yuku then props herself on the top rope and leaps off with an attempted hurricanrana but Mystika blocks it and shoves Yuku backwards and the Lady Fist lands on her feet.] [Yuku then nails a stiff fist to the face of Mystika causing Mystika to turn away from Yuku, Yuku then locks on a waistlock and signals for her “Life Hammer” finisher. Yuku then pulls Mystika’s head into a dragon sleeper when suddenly Katia leaps from the top rope and nails her blockbuster “The Chaotic Kittie” finisher. Yuku crashes into the canvas as Katia gets up and looks shocked for a moment before shrugging it off and beginning to pout for the audience.] JLT: Katia just took out her own partner! She doesn’t even look sorry! Leah: She will be in a second, look at Mystika! [Mystika then positions herself in the corner, lining herself up for her “Kiss of Death” superkick and ready to plant it. Katia turns and Mystika tries to shuffle towards the Fabulous One but Amaryllis has grabbed her foot and prevented her from getting the pin. Mystika tries to free her foot but the Fatal Flower won’t release her.] [Mystika then leaps through the ropes with a dropkick to the face of Amaryllis knocking her backwards, Mystika climbs on top of her and begins to punch her in the face. Icenique walks over to the ropes and leans over, yelling at her two friends on the outside and telling them to stop fighting.] [Suddenly Katia comes from behind to Icenique with a roll-up, Katia puts her feet on the top rope as the referee counts and is oblivious to Katia’s cheating.] JLT: Katia has a roll-up! Katia has a roll-up! [1] [2] [3] JLT: She won! John Roe: Here are your winners…KATIA & YUKU SHIRO!!! [Katia then rolls out of the ring with a smile on her face as she joins Livia on the outside and the two hug as they make their way up the ramp. Icenique sits up with a look of disbelief on her face, “Brick House” plays as Amaryllis stops fighting with Mystika and slides into the ring to confront Icenique. Amaryllis begins to ask what happened and Icenique shakes her head and looks disappointed.] Leah: I think Mystika and Amaryllis’ bitching cost them dearly tonight! They need to really call a truce! Or even better, go on Ricki Lake! JLT: Mystika doesn’t look too happy! It looks like she’s going to say something to Icenique! [On the outside Mystika grabs a microphone from the ring announcer as Yuku Shiro brushes past Chester McNugget on the outside and walks up the ramp, pointing to the camera that Star will be her next victim. Mystika slides into the ring and stands in front of Icenique who shrugs. She brings the microphone to her lips.] Mystika: Icenique, I’ve had it. This is the last straw. If Amaryllis hadn’t restricted me and prevented me from planting my “Kiss of Death” on Yuku then we would be walking up that ramp the winners! It’s not your fault we lost honey, it’s hers! [Mystika points at Amaryllis who raises her eyebrows.] Mystika: I am sick and tired of her! She’s been costing me matches left, right and centre! I took a break from you, a took a break so our friendship could breathe but with Amaryllis in our relationship, we’re never going to win! Don’t you see what she’s doing? She’s trying to turn us against each other! [Icenique looks surprised and looks at Amaryllis who shakes her head and rolls her eyes. Mystika sneers at her and turns back to Icenique.] Mystika: This is it, I’ve lost an important match because of her! Icenique, honey, you’re going to have to choose. I want a decision next week on Exile, it’s either me or her! You pick which one you want! You can’t have both! [Mystika throws the microphone into the canvas and walks out of the ring, turning her back on Icenique and never looking back. She motions Chester to come over and the duo walk up the ramp hand in hand as Icenique looks shocked in the ring. Amaryllis puts her hands on Icenique’s shoulders and tries to talk to her but Icenique shoves her away and watches Mystika walk up the aisle.] JLT: Can you believe that? Mystika just gave Icenique an ultimatum! She’ll have to pick between Amaryllis Vasquez and Mystika! She can’t have both, it’ll have to be her manager or her friend! Leah: I love seeing people’s friendships crumble in front of our eyes, I’m such a voyeur! [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor standing backstage, her hair is dry, her face is red from bruising and she has a fat lip. She sighs deeply and rolls her eyes, next to her stands the Unleashed Champion Chimera, with the belt firmly around her waist and dressed in her ring attire. Krysta smiles.] Krysta Taylor: I'm... [Out of the blue, Amanda Kauffman tackles Krysta down to the floor and the two begin wrestling around. Amanda furious at Krysta and is trying to choke her.] Amanda Kauffman: I've warned you about calling me Paris Hilton, fucking stupid bimbo! Now I'm going to fucking kill you!!!!! Krysta Taylor: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Somebody help! Paris Hilton is attacking me! [Amanda lets out a blood curdling scream as she grabs Krysta's throat and starts to choke her. Unfortunately security come to break the catfight up. Security hauls a screaming Amanda away as Krysta leaps to her feet and looks pissed off, she straights her hair and speaks dryly, with her top lip snarling anger.] Krysta Taylor: I have had the worst evening of my life! I’ve…I’m…this is…I am so quitting…I’m not even talking about it…but my evening gets worse as I stand next to a living corpse. It’s a shame we have such a vile person represent our entire company. Chimera, you’re defending your title tonight, how do you feel? Confident? Chimera: Krysta Taylor. I've heard so much about you and your idiocy. But as for your question, no. I don't feel confident. I am not afraid of losing either. I have no interest in this match simply because I have no interest in Vixen. Unlike her, I don't do this for the glory. Katia was an entertaining conquest. Vixen is just boring. Krysta Taylor: I know, she is rather dull. What happens if you lose tonight? Do you intend to try and regain your belt or do you have other plans? Chimera: Oh, if Vixen beats me I intend to do something that has absolutely nothing to do with the belt, but in the process, it will probably end up around my waist again. She won't be able to comfortably enjoy her newfound glory because I'll be on her ass in the worst way. Krysta Taylor: I want to talk that retarded spider you bring everywhere. Are you worried about Angelina in this match? What happens if Vixen or somebody stomps on her and kills her? Will you die too? Chimera: Haha, hilarious. You call Angelina retarded but I can see that her brain is a tad bit bigger than yours. No, Krysta. I will not die if Angelina is stomped, but the person who does the deed will. Krysta Taylor: Now my most important question. How have ever thought about a sun bed? Chimera: Do I not have enough color for you, Krysta? Krysta Taylor: I can’t even see you when the lights are on. You just merge into the walls. Are you related to Casper? Chimera: Very cute. Are you related to Paris Hilton? Krysta Taylor: Eww no, I hate Amanda Kauffman! Anyway, my producer is yelling at me in my ear. He’s always doing that. Do you have any final words? Chimera: No matter the outcome of this match, I will still be the most powerful and feared woman in Divas Unleashed and that is all that matters. The Unleashed Championship is simply decoration. [Chimera then gives a lingering stare into the camera before turning and giving an evil look to Krysta and walking away. Krysta then sighs and throws the microphone down onto the floor but it bounces and smacks her in the face. Krysta stumbles backwards and falls through the interview set, with the lights crashing down on top of her as she screams.] JLT: Chimera sounds focused and ready! Leah: I am so stomping on Angelina, that thing freaks me the hell out! [We cut to John Roe who stands in the centre of the ring as the ramp from the stage is raised to form a catwalk. He smiles to the audience as photographs line either side of the ramp and a curtain is drawn across the stage. John Roe speaks into the microphone as the fans cheer.] John Roe: It is now time for the first ever…APHRODITE BIKINI CATWALK!!! [The fans boo loudly as John Roe exits the ring. After several seconds, the video wall comes alive with a replay of the Unibrow getting pinned by Aphrodite at BB-BB as Aphrodite claims her first piece of championship gold in Divas Unleashed. The video stops which is replaced with a message of “You have been deprived of a sexy Stripped Champion for almost a year. This is how the real champion should look.” in glossy pink font.] [“Move Your Feet” by Junior Senior plays as Aphrodite thunders through the curtains wearing a white bikini, with a dagger hanging from the side and her blonde-brown hair flowing. She has huge white high heels and stands with the Stripped Championship draping over her shoulder as she smiles. She then struts down the catwalk as the photographers flash her, she smiles at them and struts down to the end, posing as many fans photograph her. Aphrodite then turns back and twirls on the catwalk.] [She heads behind the curtain again as the music dies down as the fans give a mixture of cheers and boos. After a few seconds “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas hits the PA system as Aphrodite walks out in a red silky bikini with a red towel wrapped around her shoulders and a see-through sarong and sandals. Sporting the “Beach Look”, Aphrodite struts down the catwalk, shedding her towel and whipping her off her sarong. She then poses for the photographers and waves to fans in the audience, blowing kisses to them.] [Aphrodite then turns back and heads backstage once again. The music cuts only to be interrupted by “Dare” by the Gorillaz as Aphrodite walks out wearing a tight black bikini and high heels. Aphrodite has the Stripped Championship on her shoulder. She walks down the catwalk, giving sexy poses to the crowd and stops at the end. She poses for a few seconds behind heading back towards the stage. Aphrodite then halts and appears to “accidently” drop her championship belt. She then leans over and picks it up, giving the whole arena a nice shot of her ass.] [Aphrodite then slowly stands back upright and gives a naughty smile over her shoulder. Aphrodite then waves to the audience and slides the Stripped Championship over her shoulder when suddenly out of nowhere she’s taken down to the catwalk floor as a woman nails her with a thunderous clothesline. The music cuts as the natural blonde woman begins to choke Aphrodite and ram her head into the catwalk.] [The camera manages to get a good shot of her face as Kendra Wecker is revealed as the attacker. From backstage walks Laura with a mixed reaction from the crowd, dressed in casual clothes and a smile on her face. Kendra then brings Aphrodite to her feet and knees her in the gut, puts the Stripped Champion into powerbomb position, raises them up-her arms fully extended upwards, then lets go of Aphrodite and quickly puts an arm around the freefalling opponent's neck and drives them into the rock hard catwalk DDT-style.] [Laura smiles as Kendra gets up over and stands over Aphrodite who lies flat on the canvas, in just a bikini. Ruby then looks shocked as she peers through the curtain, Laura turns and notices her as Ruby disappears. Laura then picks up a microphone and walks towards Kendra, Laura looks down at Aphrodite and smiles. Laura speaks into the microphone.] Laura: Guess what you fuckers! The Queen of Wrestling is back! [The fans give a mixed reaction.] Laura: What the fuck was with this? I’m away for almost nine months and when I come back, there’s the Stripped Champion parading around in a bikini? I was backstage and I just knew we had to teach her a lesson! What kind of federation is this? DU has obviously lost it’s fucking mind, all you fucking bitches better listen up! Laura is back! I’m armed with the dangerous Kendra Wecker! You bitches better listen up because I have one message for you! [Laura pauses before she steps over Aphrodite’s body and shouts into the microphone.] Laura: BITE MY CLIT! [Laura then tosses the microphone into the crowd and poses before she turns and walks backstage with Kendra Wecker following. Aphrodite remains motionless on the catwalk, with her hair messy and lying almost naked, with the Stripped Championship lying a few feet from her. Laura turns as her entrance “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne blares into the arena and gives a half-smirk before finally disappearing behind the curtain.] JLT: Wow! Can you believe that Leah? Laura is back! Leah: She got Kendra to do all her dirty work! I’m glad the foul-mouthed bitch is back! I like a person whose not afraid of offending the FCC and causing our production team to overload on the bleep button! JLT: I can’t wait to see her in action! Unleashed Championship Match Chimera v Vixen JLT: Here it is Leah! We’ve finally arrived at our main event and I’m so excited I think I may explode! This is a rematch from BB-BB where we had the controversial draw between Chimera and Vixen in the four corners match and tonight we’ll settle the score! There will be no draws! We’ll go all night if we have to! Leah: Chimera and Vixen both find it impossible to defeat the other, a simple finisher won’t work on either of them! They have to take extreme measures and I’m sure it’s because both of them want the Unleashed Championship so badly! JLT: That’s right, they’re both determined to leave Australia, to close the mammoth world tour on a high and walk out as the undisputed Unleashed Champion! I was angry at the decision of a draw at first but now I’m happy because we get to see these two brilliant athletes fight it out once again! Leah: YAY! ["Crush" by Garbage hits over the PA system, and the audience are stunned silent. Strobe lights fill and encompass every square foot of the arena, the crowd's anticipation reaching a fever pitch. As the song reaches a creshendo and the hard-hitting chorus begins, pyros explode at the top of the ramp, and Vixen emerges from behind the curtain. The strobe lights continue to flash as Vixen makes her way to ring, recieving a somewhat mixed reaction from the fans - some love her, some clearly despise her. Her mind fixed on the match, she doesn't interact with or seem to notice the fans as she makes her way to the ring, nor does she play any sexual teases with the fans as she enters the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is for the Unleashed Championship and is set for one fall. Introducing the challenger, from Essex, England, at a weight of 125lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Claudette Waggenbach...VIXEN!!! [The faint sound of blowing wind fills the arena as blended images of beauty of torture illuminate the DivaTron. "Change" by Deftones hits the speakers as a thick fog covers the stage. A red light flash and Chimera appears through the smoke. She walks slowly down the ramp, holding her right hand up to her face where her tarantula manager, Angelina, dwells. She then walks over to the announcers table and removes her long jacket, then spreads it across the table and places Angelina in the satin lining. Chimera kisses her manager and makes her way into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Parts Unknown, at a weight of 117lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Angelina, she is the Morbid Mistress and the Unleashed Champion...CHIMERA!!! [Chimera and Vixen stand across from each other in the ring. Chimera hands her championship to the referee and smiles gently, Vixen raises an eyebrow as the referee calls for the bell. Chimera and Vixen approach each other, they stare in each others eyes when Chimera suddenly nails an uppercut to Vixen sending her stumbling backwards. Vixen retaliates with a right hand and the two begin to furiously exchange punches, Chimera then nails a kick to Vixen’s mid-section and whips her to the ropes. Vixen bounces back and Chimera leaps into the air with a leapfrog, Vixen hits the ropes again as Chimera lies on the floor but Vixen counters the move instead planting an elbow drop to the back of the champion.] JLT: Vixen is targeting her back! That’s a wise move, seeing as the “Vick Torious” sharpshooter is one of the fiercest moves in Vixen’s arsenal! This could bode well for later in the match! Leah: Vixen has good ring psychology! [Vixen then climbs to her feet and drops two consecutive elbow drops to ground Chimera. Vixen then pulls Chimera up by her hair and spins her around into a neckbreaker. Vixen then stomps on the back of Chimera’s head a few times before heading to the turnbuckle and sitting on the top rope, waiting for Chimera to rise. Vixen then leaps with an attempted high-risk move but Chimera counters it with a dropkick connecting to the face of Vixen as Vixen smashes into the canvas. Chimera then crawls onto a cover.] [1] [2] [Vixen gets her shoulder up.] JLT: That was close! It could’ve been over in a matter of minutes! Leah: Vixen took a harsh kick to the face! Let’s hope she still has all her teeth! [Chimera brings Vixen to her feet and whips her into the corner. Chimera then follows up with a running spear and drives her shoulders into Vixen’s gut a few times. Chimera then scoop slams Vixen into the corner and ties her into a tree of woe position as Vixen’s head hangs a few inches from the mat. Chimera then poises herself across the ring and charges towards Vixen, leaping into the air and connecting with a baseball slide to Vixen’s head.] JLT: Ouch! Did you see Vixen’s head snap back? [Vixen falls from her tree of woe position as Chimera stands with an evil look in eyes. She stands over Vixen’s body and locks in a waist lock and pulls her to her feet. Chimera then tries to German suplex her adversary but Vixen counters the move into a Russian leg sweep as Vixen slams Chimera into the centre of the ring. Vixen then rolls to her feet and bounces to the ropes, Vixen then leaps into the air with a standing somersault splash to Chimera and hooks the leg as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Chimera kicks out.] JLT: Chimera and Vixen both don’t want to leave her tonight as the loser! I’m sure they’re going to do anything to insure they are the undisputed champion! [Vixen then grabs a chunk of Chimera’s hair and pulls her into a front face lock. Vixen then points to the crowd and attempts a michinoku driver “Fahrenheit 500” move but Chimera is able to wriggle free and land on her feet. Chimera then nails a stiff kick to the face of Vixen, Chimera then kicks Vixen in the gut and pulls her in for her “Crimson Hands” pedigree but Vixen blocks it by nailing a back body drop.] [Chimera finds her feet once again and both women charge towards each other. Chimera leaps into the air with an attempted running hurricanrana but Vixen counters into a sit-down powerbomb. Vixen then pins Chimera as the referee slides into position for the count.] JLT: A nice counter! This could be it! [1] [2] [Chimera gets her shoulder up.] Leah: You always say that! [Vixen then stands up and pulls Chimera’s leg into a sharpshooter position but Chimera fights out of it by kicking Vixen in the chest. Vixen stumbles backwards as Chimera crawls to her feet, Vixen attempts to kick Chimera but Chimera catches it and stands up holding Vixen’s leg. Vixen hops on the canvas as Chimera pulls Vixen towards her and nails a powerslam. Chimera then stands and bounces to the ropes, dropping a leg drop across Vixen’s neck.] [Chimera then brings Vixen to her feet and whips into the corner. Chimera then tries to follow it up but Vixen counters by dropping to the canvas and rolling onto the apron as Chimera collides with the turnbuckle. Chimera bounces backwards as Vixen leans over the ropes and grabs a chunk of her hair and yanks her down into the canvas. Vixen then leans back on the apron and uses the ropes to roll into the ring with a senton bomb connecting to the chest of Chimera.] JLT: Nice use of the ropes from Vixen! [Vixen then brings Chimera to her feet and lifts her into the air with a snap suplex, planting her in the centre of the ring. Vixen then climbs to the top turnbuckle and poises herself as she prepares for a high-risk move. Vixen then leans into the air with a “Vixen’s Wings” shooting star press but Chimera rolls out of the way and Vixen slams into the canvas.] [Chimera then rolls Vixen over for a cover.] [1] [2] [Vixen gets her shoulder up.] JLT: That was 2.9! Vixen took a huge risk in her “Vixen’s Wings” but it did not pay off but that is why they call it “risk”! Leah: There’s also that game “Risk”, where you can invade all the countries. It’s nice, I like to pretend I’m Hitler when I’m doing that. JLT: Let’s hope they edit out that comment when this show goes out in other countries! [Chimera brings Vixen to her feet and pulls her into a pedigree position, Chimera then wipes the sweat from her brow before locking in the arms and leaping into the air connecting with her “Crimson Hands” pedigree, slamming Vixen head first into the canvas. Chimera then rolls Vixen over and hooks the legs and the referee counts.] JLT: Chimera nailed an awesome “Crimson Hands!” Leah: She could have it here! [1] [2] [Vixen gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Vixen has fighting spirit, we haven’t had a British champion in so long! She’s flying the flag for Britain! I’m sure all the UK is behind her! Leah: I bet the entire collection of zombies from Silent Hill and all the albinos are behind Chimera! [Chimera then thumps the canvas in frustration and brings Vixen to her feet, she whips her into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Chimera then stands on the second rope and begins to fire at Vixen’s face with furious closed fists. Chimera then props Vixen on the top turnbuckle and climbs up with her. Chimera pulls Vixen into a powerbomb position and Chimera then signals for her “Angelic Angst” widow’s peak to the crowd.] JLT: This is the move that put Vixen away in the battle royal! Leah: I have a bad feeling about this! [Chimera tries to hoist Vixen into the air but Vixen manages to counter with a back body drop sending Chimera over her head, clipping the ring post and falling from the top turnbuckle all the way to the padded floor on the outside of the ring. Chimera lies on the canvas as Vixen regains her composure. Vixen then turns around as Chimera lies motionless on the floor. Vixen then stands and takes a deep breath, she then leaps into the air with a 630 splash from the top turnbuckle, connecting to Chimera on the outside as the fans cheer wildly.] JLT: What a move from Vixen! Can you believe what we just saw?! That was amazing! Leah: Yes, it was! [Both women lie motionless on the outside as Claudette Waggenbach looks on with a look of concern. The referee slides out of the ring to check on the women as the fans chant “Holy shit!” at the top of their lungs. After several moments of inactivity, Chimera and Vixen both begin to stir.] [Vixen is first to find her feet and tries to step back into the ring but Chimera has grabbed her ankle. Chimera then grabs the bottom of Vixen’s shorts and pulls her backwards as Vixen’s back snaps against the steel barricade. Chimera then finds her feet and begins to kick Vixen in the mid-section. Chimera then grabs Vixen’s head and begins to ram it into the steel barricade on the outside and puts her strength into final blow as Vixen falls to the padded floor with a bloodied nose. Chimera smirks.] JLT: Chimera is sadistic! Leah: That’s why we love her! [Chimera then climbs onto the apron and waits for Vixen to find her feet. Vixen does as Chimera runs and attempts a hurricanrana but Vixen catches her and stumbles backwards, Vixen then spins around and throws Chimera forwards with a powerbomb as Chimera flies through the air and lands against the steel steps, her back snapping across the top.] JLT: Ouch! Chimera’s back could have been broken! Leah: Oh you are such a drama queen! [Vixen then slides back into the ring and shakes her head, wiping the blood from her noses and trying to regain herself. Chimera holds her back and slides back into the ring, Vixen nails her with a boot to the back of the head as she slides in. Vixen then brings Chimera to her feet and pulls her into a backbreaker as Chimera lands on her back on the canvas.] [Vixen then grabs Chimera’s leg and twists her around to put her into a “Vick Torious’ sharpshooter submission. Vixen leans back to apply pressure and lets out a growl as she applies the submission, Chimera writhes in pain from the submission working on her injured back as she claws the ring canvas to try and reach the ropes. Chimera extends her arm to try and place her hand on the bottom rope and is inches away from touching it but Vixen then drags Chimera back to the centre of the ring and leans back in even more as Chimera grimaces in pain.] [Chimera refuses to give up as Vixen is forced to release the hold by the referee, Vixen then turns and boots Chimera in the back and drops elbow drops to her back. Vixen then pulls Chimera to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position, Vixen hoists Chimera into the air and locks her into a styles clash position. Vixen then spins around before leaping into the air and planting Chimera with a “Vix Crusher” finisher. Vixen then rolls Chimera over for a pinfall.] JLT: This is it! Vixen has won! [1] [2] [Chimera gets her shoulder up.] JLT: How the hell did she do?! [Vixen then looks in disbelief as she wipes the blood trailing from her nose and shakes her head. Vixen then shakes her head and looks at Claudette at ringside who gives her an encouraging nod. Vixen brings Chimera to her feet and begins to punch her across the face with stiff shots to the mouth. Vixen then nails a final shot to Chimera’s eye which opens up a wound and blood begins to flow. Vixen then climbs to the top rope as Chimera struggles to keep her balance.] [Vixen then leaps from the top rope with an attempted axe-handle smash but Chimera counters by leaping into the air and connecting with an “Desolation” stunner. Vixen then slams backwards into the canvas as Chimera sits up. Chimera looks giddy as she begins to punch herself in the head and screams loudly.] Leah: Hahaha! What a counter! Beautiful! [Chimera then turns and lies over Vixen for a cover.] [1] [2] [Vixen gets her foot on the bottom rope.] JLT: Vixen has good ring presence, that move just saved her the Unleashed Championship! [Chimera then wipes her eyes and shakes her head, she brings Vixen to her feet and knees her in the face. Chimera then pulls Vixen into a powerbomb position and hoists her into a modified widow’s peak but Vixen kicks her legs and lands on her feet behind Chimera. Vixen then runs to the ropes, Chimera spins around and picks Vixen up into a sidewalk slam attempt but Vixen counters it with a headscissors takedown.] [Both women find their feet and charge at each other, Vixen nails a boot to the face of Chimera but Chimera hits the canvas and bounces back up. Both women then charge towards each other again as Chimera nails a clothesline and Vixen bounces back up to her feet and both women turn around and run towards each other once again, both women then lunge for each other with their heads bumping with a sick thud as they both fall to the canvas.] JLT: Both of these women are trying to destroy each other! Leah: They were playing a game there! Honestly, they’re just having fun! There’s just blood involved, that’s all! [Both women lie motionless for a few minutes, Vixen is first to find her feet and pulls Chimera up with her. Vixen then nails a kick to the face of Chimera, Chimera stumbles backwards as Vixen nails a kick to the mid-section and pulls Chimera into a powerbomb position. Vixen then hoists Chimera into a “Vix Crusher” styles clash position.] JLT: If Vixen nails this, it’s over for sure! [Vixen then tries to spin Chimera around but suddenly Chimera unhooks her arms and pushes herself up using Vixen’s knees and executes a dragonrana to Vixen. Chimera then holds both Vixen’s legs as she pins with her legs straddling Vixen’s neck and leaning forward as the referee counts.] Leah: Chimera has a pin! [1] [2] [3] JLT: What?! She did it! Chimera won! John Roe: Here is your winner and UNDISPUTED Unleashed Champion…CHIMERA!!! [Chimera then rolls out of the ring and falls against the barrier as “Changes” by the Deftones begins to play. Vixen then lies on the canvas, shutting her eyes as she breaths heavily. Claudette Waggenbach climbs into the ring to check on Vixen as the referee hands Chimera her championship. Chimera holds her belt into the air as many fans pat her on the back as she leans against the barrier.] JLT: What a battle by Chimera and Vixen! These women should be proud of themselves for an awesome match! I’m sure we’ll see many more in the future but Chimera is the undisputed champion! Leah: She did in a lightning flash but she is the champion! Let’s hope they don’t put her under a spotlight, we wouldn’t want her to turn invisible! JLT: I may not like Chimera, she’s frankly terrifying, but she is the champion and she deserves to be after fighting off the entire roster and defeating her toughest challenger yet in Vixen! [Chimera then hugs her belt and shoves the referee out of the way, she takes Angelina from a stage hand and takes her out of her box, as Angelina crawls up her arm and onto her shoulder, Chimera then walks up the ramp, stumbling a little. She then falls forward and turns around to Vixen who sits up and both women exchange stares with each other as Exile fades off air.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Latrice, Marie, Paul, Rob, Todd, Tom and anybody else I've missed (sorry!) for helping out with the show! We had a very strong week of roleplaying, I'm sorry the results are so late but it's just a long story of unorganisation, being burnt out and spending most of my time dancing to Charlotte Church when I should be writing! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-