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Friday May 26 2006
[We cut into the Australian arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs. They leap up and down excitedly as the show begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived and the last show in the world tour has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Go Katrina!”, “DU <3 NY!” and “HAIL HILTON!” are just a select few. The audience are ecstatic. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.]
JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to New York, New York! I'm JLT and I'm joined by Leah, as you can tell, and we have an amazing show lined up for you tonight which will see our return to the US start with a bang! We've got an array of awesome matches coming your way in the next two hours!
Leah: We've got a rematch between Chimera and Vixen for the Unleashed Championship! That's sure to be an exciting encounter and I can't wait to see who will come out on top! We've finally have an undisputed champion and from their past battles, you can be sure both women will put up an amazing fight!
JLT: That's right, we've also got Icenique and Mystika teaming together as the friends take on Katia and Yuku Shiro in tag action! Mystika and Icenique are friends but Amaryllis Vasquez is playing a devious plan to split them up, and I'm not sure Katia and Yuku Shiro get along either! Sparks are sure to fly in that match!
Leah: I agree! We've also got a non-title rematch between Felicity and Quinne! Felicity feels she was cheated out of the championship and this week we see her trying to get revenge over the devout Christian but I'm sure Quinne will want to prove she is the champion no matter what! I'm expecting a good match, especially if Tequila gets involved!
JLT: We also have a very interesting match when RIOT Wanatabe of Joshi Revolution teams with Carley Monroe to take on the tag champion Lilith and Jinx! This match is going to be very interesting to watch seeing as all teams have an issue with the other! I can't wait to see how they'll fair as teams, it's a classic rivals teaming with each other scenario!
Leah: We've also got Shayla Walker and Tiger Lily tackling each other, and if you're reading this then you'd realise it was the same as last week, go you! I'm sure Shayla and Tiger Lily will be looking to pick up a victory here in Melbourne!
JLT: Feminine Felines take on Keiko Nakamura and Tracee Nguyen in tag team action as the Joshi Revolution members team with each other for the first time! I'm sure Crystal Hilton and Scratch Cat want to erase Crystal's painful loss at BB-BB and pick up a win tonight and get their tag career rolling!
Leah: We've also got Aphrodite's bikini catwalk, which is going to be car crash tv, and Holly Wentz interviewing Dame Barbara about why the old hag decides to break people's limbs for fun in her new show "The Holly Wentz Experience"!
JLT: That's right, it's going to be a fabulous show but first we've got Brandi Buxton and Summer McCoy wrestling each other and there's a little history between these two which we're starting to unravel here in DU but I'm sure this debut match will be very fun to watch!
Standard Match
JLT: Now we have a match between two new debuting divas. KibbyD going up against Jezebel. These two ladies are new to the wrestling world and we will see how good they do in their very first match
Leah: It’s always good too see new talent here in Divas Unleashed but sometimes it’s annoying. How many dumb blonds are going to be in the ring. I think we need some different kinds of talent all together
JLT: Oh stop that you haven’t even given these ladies a chance let’s see what they can do in the ring
[The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system.
Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.
[KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.]
Leah: Alright but if this is boring I am going to flip out when this match is over
[The lights dim, then turn purple as "Going Under" by Evanescence begins to play over the P.A. System. We then see Jezebel emerge from the purple haze covering the entrance way, wearing a black leather top and low cut black leather biker shorts along with black elbow and knee pads with black wrestling boots and matching kick pads. She walks absolutely determined to the ring as the fans boo her loudly. She then pauses and extends her middle fingers in the air screaming obscenities at the crowd, garnering more heat on her. She then walks toward the ring steps, walks up them, gets on the ring apron, and slowly bends over the middle rope showing off her ass to the crowd. She then crawls to the ropes like a kitten before climbing up on the bottom rope, leaning over to show off her cleavage as she licks her lips at the crowd. She then rubs up against the ropes like a stripper on a pole before she sits in the corner staring a hole through her opponent.]
Leah: See what I mean, this is not a porn circuit this is a wrestling ring, I bet Jezebel knows how to do other things as well
JLT: Lets see what these new debuting ladies can do
[The match opens up with both divas just staring at each other Kibby smiles a bit but Jezebel doesn’t seem to be in the friendly mood as she charges straight after Kibby. Before she can even hit Kibby, Kibby moves out of the way and Jezebel runs straight into the corner. Kibby grabs Jezebel by the hair and tosses her to the mat. Jezebel grabs her hair in pain as it would seem that Kibby has the advantage. As Jezebel struggles to get to her feet. Kibby once again grabs Jezebel by the head and this time she tries to plant her Houston Takeover but as she reaches the top of the ropes with Jezebels head locked in place. Jezebel is able to break free of the hold and pushes Kibby to the outside of the ring. Kibbys face hits the mat face first and the referee begins to make a count. Jezebel just evilly smirks as she stares down upon her fallen foe]
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JLT: Wow what a nice counter by Jezebel
Leah: I think Kibby may need a facial after that one
[Just when the referee is about to count to three Kibby pulls herself in the ring and that is where Jezebel goes on her attack. She picks up Kibby and whips her against the ropes, Kibby rushes back and Jezebel goes for a quick clothesline but Kibby dodges it and Jezebel is mad at this point. She turns around and an attempt to clothesline Kibby to the ground but Kibby counters with the Kibbytrix and when she rises back up she leg sweeps Jezebel to the ground. It seems that Kibby has the edge now, as the fans are cheering her on]
Kibby!!!!
JLT: Wow these fans really Kibby tonight
Leah: Of Course she’s like the all American blond. It makes me sick
[Kibby smiles as she waits for Jezebel to rise to her feet. When she finally does Kibby grabs Jezebel attempts another Houston Rocket as she bounces on the ropes she accidentally loses her balance and seems to be a bit upset about it. She attempts it again but in mid air Jezebel turns Kibby around and powerbombs her straight to the mat. Jezebel hovers over the lifeless Kibby and she just smiles as Kibby struggles to her feet. Jezebel is now standing directly behind her. Kibby is finally standing on her own two feet when she turns around she is met by a hard kick in the stomach and plants her on the ground with her malicious intent (judo style ddt). Kibbys eyes start to roll to the back of her head as Jezebel hooks a leg for a pinfall. The referee gets down and makes a count]
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JLT: Wow what a move by Jezebel I believe she calls it malicious intent
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Leah: This one could be over
[No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
[Jezebel cannot believe that Kibby was able to kick out of her DDT and she argues with the referee about it. While the referee and her are exchanging with words with one another Kibby sneaks up on Jezebel and quickly cradles her for a pinfall. The referee once again makes a count]
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[Kickout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
JLT: Wow these two are giving everything that they have plus more
Leah: Maybe I was wrong about this match being boring
[Kibby smiles as she almost was able to pin the sadistic Jezebel. Jezebel seems enraged as she quickly rises to her feet and charges after Kibby. However Kibby tries to go for a Kibbytrix again but this time Jezebel is ready for it and with the last bit of strength that she has left she picks Kibby back up and sends her down with a very powerful Kiss of Death (Emerald Fusion). Both Divas are now laying on the floor as Jezebel crawls over KibbyD and places her arm across her chest as the referee counts.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner…JEZEBEL!!!
[Jezebel slides out of the ring and smiles on the outside, giggling slightly as Kibby lies on the canvas. Jezebel then walks up the ramp with a satisfied look on her face, like she enjoyed the pain she endured during the match. Jezebel heads up the ramp and backstage as Kibby climbs up to her feet in the ring.]
JLT: Jezebel picked up the victory and both women were impressive but I think Jezebel may just be a few crumbs short of the full cookie.
Leah: A few? She’s a nutcase. She’s totally crazy, she should be locked up in some mental asylum but no, she’s in Divas Unleashed, we have a psycho on the loose in DU, isn’t that just fabulous?
JLT: Well, I can’t wait to see more from her. I also saw Kibby’s movie and it was pretty decent, let’s just hope her new-found screen success can transpire into success in Divas Unleashed!
Leah: Well, that movie was no “See No Evil”, I’ll tell you that!
[“Brick House 2003” by Rob Zombie & Trina suddenly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil Katia who Along side her has Livia. Katia comes out from the back wearing a crimson red gown which shows off her incredible curves and sensual breasts. After posing a bit in the stage area, Katia begins her walk down the ramp way with an expression of pure and utter anger. She walks over the steel steps and enters the ring.]
[Katia gives the crowd a dirty look and then takes the mic from the ring announcer.]
Katia: Get the hell out of my ring before I have you committed!
[The ring announcer quickly leaves as Katia positions herself in the middle of the ring looking at the crowd with anger in her eyes.]
Katia: I am sick and tired of being treated like I am some kind of rookie...Don't you people know that I am Katia Beruit and that I am the best. Well, It looks like I have to remind each and every one of you just that I am the single best wrestler in this entire company, if not the entire world. So I certainly don't deserve the kind of treatments that I've been receiving as of late.
[Katia flicks her hair to the back and straightens her posture.]
Katia: Lets take you back to just a few days ago. For some supposed unknown reason my name didn't appear in the entrance list. Now you would think a multimillion dollar company like this one would remember to put the name of the most Fabulous Diva of all time in their list, But that wasn't the case because I was the subject of ridicule by many people..especially by the biggest whore of them all, Krysta Taylor, Now Krysta I know you thought it would be funny to erase my name from the list since lets face it you've been jealous of me since day one! I mean is quite obvious why you would be jealous of me since compared to me you come out looking like a dirty rat whore. Krysta you feel lucky that you still have life because I could easily have her executed!
[Livia starts to laugh at this and then says something of Katias' ear]
Katia: Krysta Taylor fans I am sorry to say this, But you know that Krysta is one of the biggest tramps this company has and getting rid of her is doing you all a favor really..But nonetheless I didn't come out here to speak about her. Oh no I came here to speak about something more important. Tonight I am scheduled to face Yuko Shiro and I should be in the back getting ready for it, But since I'm facing a has-been who's not in my league whatsoever it wont take more than a minute to defeat her.
[Katia laughs at this and then begins to pout for the crowd]
Katia: Well, back to the point. A while back I won a match to face the most repugnant woman on the DU roster, I beat 3 other women that night to become the #1 contender to face Chimera of the BB-BB PPV. Everyone all over the world were nothing but thrilled with the fact that Katia.."The Fabulous one" was going to finally bring back dignity to the Unleashed belt after she defeats the heathen Chimera. But oh no because later on I find out that I'm not going to face Chimera...I was also going to face two other sluts by the name of Vixen and Icenique as well.
[Katia looks over at Livia with a pissed off expression and continues]
Katia: I was placed in a match with two women who didn't even deserve to be involved in the first place. I was the rightful contender for that match, Meaning I was supposed to go in there alone. It was scheduled to be a one-on-one match between Chimera and I. A match were once and for all Chimera and I were set to finish this feud that we've been having for them past months, But I got screwed by some trifflin ass man who can't keep his pants up for one minute!
Katia: I was supposed to walk out of BB-BB as the Unleashed Champion and because of DU management I didn't! I blame them for that and for almost getting killed in the main-event that night...But I am not a person that lives on the past, I say lets move on to the future because better things awaits us. So Chimera, I know you're listening in the back with your Angelina-Spider pet probably cutting yourself with daggers as psychos tend to do, So Chimera dear I Katia "The Fabulous One" Is setting a challenge for "The Morbid Mistress" on the biggest PPV of Divas Unleashed...Forsaken Destiny, I know you still must be craving to get your hands on me since we still have a lot of unfinished business to take care of.
Katia: I'm giving you dear the opportunity to walk out of Forsaken Destiny a legend once facing me in a match that will be one of the greatest matches of Divas Unleashed history, You and I know very well that we can steal the show like we have done so many times before, and this one wont be an exception..But I'll give you sometime to think things threw, Keep cutting yourself, and I'll wait for your answer later on the show.
[Katrina tosses her microphone into the ring canvas and flips her hair, throwing a dirty look to the crowd and climbing out of the ring with the assistance of Livia. Katia walks up the ramp with a smug smile on her face as “Brick House 2003” plays. We cut to ringside.]
JLT: Whoa! Katia just laid down the challenge to Chimera! Katia thinks she was screwed out of the title at BB-BB and now she wants retribution, one on one style! I wonder if Chimera will accept?
Leah: If she doesn’t accept, you can always pencil in her cousin Casper The Ghost as a replacement!
Tag Team Match
JLT: Next up we have Courtney Monroe teaming with her back-up Suzie Woods to take on Joshi Revolution members Noriko Lee and Tracee Nguyen in tag action! I’m excited for this match Leah, it should be very interesting!
Leah: Yes, more chances to rip our hair out at Courtney’s dumbness, Suzie’s impatience and quest for recognition and Noriko and Tracee taking pride in being the two sexiest members of their little stable. ‘Tis fab.
[Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "A Toast to Men" by Willa Ford begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.]
John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, representing Blonde Ambition...COURTNEY MONROE!!!
["Headstrong" by Trapt plays as Suzie struts out in a zipped up black leather jacket, skin tight pants, fingerless gloves, and black biker boots. She walks halfway down the aisle stops and looks over at the fans on either side of her and winks at them but with only a slight smile on her face she then carries on walking and while doing so begins unzipping and removing her jacket revealing a white tank top. She slides in underneath the bottom rope and tosses the jacket hard at one of the ringside attendants then begins swinging her arms back and forth preparing for her match.]
John Roe: Her partner, from Brooklyn, New York! At a weight of 130lbs....SUZIE WOODS!!!
["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.]
John Roe: Introducing their opponents, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 113lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Ryoko Kazami, representing Joshi Revolution...NORIKO LEE!!!
[The scene goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle.]
John Roe: Her partner, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 125lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Deanna Nguyen, she is a fellow Joshi Revolution member...TRACEE NGUYEN!!!
[Noriko stands on the apron as Tracee starts off the match against Suzie Woods. After a few moments “Last Night On Earth” hits the PA system as Jinx walks out on the stage, she’s wearing a referee’s shirt and she grins at teams in the ring who frown. Jinx walks down to the ring and hands a note to the ring announcer, and slides into the ring.]
John Roe: According to this note, the brand new special guest referee of this match is…JINX!!!
[Jinx stands with a smile at Tracee who shakes her head and looks at Noriko, who points to Suzie. The male referee exits the ring and heads up the ramp, as Jinx calls for the bell. Suzie and Tracee tie up, with Suzie kneeing Tracee and pulling her into a snap suplex. Suzie then quickly covers, Jinx drops and counts very quickly.]
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[Tracee just manages to get her shoulder up.]
JLT: That count was way too fast! I don’t like the way this match is going! Why is Jinx the special referee? That’s unfair!
Leah: She wants to make sure the tag teams know of Bloo and Jinx presence, the tag division is in chaos recently!
[Suzie brings Tracee to her feet and whips her into the corner, Suzie follows up with a running clothesline. Suzie then props Tracee on the top rope and slaps her across the face, Suzie then climbs up to join Tracee but the Joshi Revolution member shoves Suzie backwards as Suzie lands on her feet. Tracee jumps down and pulls Suzie into a headlock, Tracee then runs across the ring and plants a bulldog.]
[Tracee then bounces to the ropes and attempts to nail an elbow drop but Suzie rolls out of the way and runs to her corner, tagging in Courtney. They bring Tracee to her feet and whip her to the ropes, when she bounces both they execute a flapjack, planting Tracee in the canvas. Courtney then dances but Suzie tells her to pin and she obeys. Jinx counts quickly.]
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[Tracee manages to get her shoulder up.]
[Noriko gives a dirty look to Jinx as Courtney brings Tracee to her feet. Courtney whips her to the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Tracee ducks and hits the ropes again, this time Jinx nails a harsh clothesline to Tracee, sending her to the mat.]
JLT: What?! Jinx just clotheslined Tracee! That’s not fair!
Leah: Oh calm down!
[Courtney then looks at Jinx with her eyebrows raised, she thinks about covering but looks scared and runs to her corner and hugs to Suzie, tagging her in. Suzie pushes Courtney away and begins to yell instructions at her, Suzie heads to the top rope as Courtney picks up Tracee and lays her body across her knee, Suzie leaps from the top rope with an attempted leg drop but Tracee pulls her head up as Suzie collides with the canvas. Tracee nails elbows to Courtney and raises to her feet.]
[Courtney then attempts to nail a few shots to Tracee but Tracee blocks them and kicks Courtney in the mid-section. Tracee then leaps into the air and nails a DDT to the blonde. Tracee then runs towards her corner but Jinx catches her, Jinx reaches Tracee’s head and grabs a lump of it, pulling Tracee down into the canvas, preventing her from making the tag.]
JLT: Tracee was inches away from making a tag!
Leah: But her hair caused her downfall, that’s why she should become a skinhead!
JLT: And wear wigs like you?
Leah: Hey! My hair is 100% natural!
[Tracee falls to the canvas, she then rises to her feet and shoves Jinx, shouting at her. From behind comes Suzie Woods with an attempted calf kick but Tracee ducks and Suzie hits Jinx, Jinx falls backwards into the turnbuckle. Jinx then bounces out of the turnbuckle and takes Suzie down with a spear, and begins to punch her in the face. Noriko Lee runs into the ring and pulls Jinx off by her hair, pulling her into a back suplex and tossing her over the top rope.]
JLT: Noriko is attacking Jinx! She’s had enough!
[Courtney Monroe then leaps into the ring and begins to yell at Noriko who raises an eyebrow. Courtney then runs towards her as Noriko prepares to fight but Courtney instead just begins to cartwheel around the ring. Tracee tries to break up the cartwheeling but Courtney kicks her with her feet from a cartwheel and Tracee falls out of the ring. Noriko then kicks Courtney in the gut and pulls her into a “Cataclysm” finisher but Courtney manages to counter and pulls Noriko into a “Courtney Crunch” window’s peak. Courtney plants the move as Jinx slides into the ring. Jinx then shakes her head, refusing to count. After a few seconds, she finally drops to the canvas, and counts slowly.]
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Leah: Jinx’s making sure the count is perfectly legal!
JLT: Sure she is!
[Jinx then stands up and begins to wipe something from her eye, as Ryoko and Deanna both get on the apron to complain. Jinx turns and nails both of them with a right hands, sending them falling from the apron. Noriko then kicks out and finds her feet, Suzie heads over to Jinx and begins to question her, shoving her backwards. Jinx then shrugs as Noriko crawls up to her from behind and pulls her into a roll-up as Jinx counts extremely quickly.]
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JLT: What?! That was so fast!
John Roe: Here are your winners…JOSHI REVOLUTION II!!!
[Noriko and Tracee then roll out of the ring and hug on the outside, Suzie sits up in the ring and runs towards Jinx, spearing her into the canvas and the two begin to fight and exchange punches.]
JLT: That has to be the most corrupt match I’ve ever seen! What was Jinx’s motivation for doing that?
Leah: I told you, she and Bloo are tired of being ignored, they’re just making their presence know in the tag division!
[We cut backstage to see Katrina in a liplock with her new man Alexander Dominiguez, the fans cheer for the hometown native, the camera zooms out to see Kristin Wallace-Hudson standing with her arms crossed, Lilith rolling her eyes and Charmion bopping her head to her iPod. Katrina then notices the eyes on her and looks up.]
Katrina: What?
Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Did you not hear a word I said?
Katrina: I was busy.
[Kristin sighs and sits next to Katrina.]
Kristin Wallace-Hudson: We're in our hometown tonight, we're representing New York, we have to win! All our friends and family are here!
Katrina: I intend to win.
Kristin Wallace-Hudson: We need to have each other's backs, it seems all the tag teams are at war, look at Bloo attacking you last week and all that carnage, we need to be prepared! You need to have Lilith's back, like she'll have yours.
Katrina: Okay, gotcha.
Kristin Wallace-Hudson: You can go back to making out now.
Katrina: Thanks.
[Katrina turns back to Alex as Kristin stands and approaches Lilith, who stares at her through her burka, Kristin then shrugs as Charmion begins to dance around the room, singing loudly.]
Charmion: If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends!
Standard Match
JLT: Alright, next up we’ve got two of DU’s strongest women going head to head!
Leah: And two of the ugliest.
JLT: Why do you need to base everything on looks?
Leah: I’m serious these two need to get a physical just to make sure they’re both women!
["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.]
John Roe: The next match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Cherry Falls, Hell, at a weight of 252lbs, representing the Occult, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...LILITH!!!
JLT: Would you just look at that monster of a woman?
Leah: Please, the whole undead get-up is soooo 2005!
JLT: Whatever!
[While Lilith and Charmion converse in the ring, the arena falls dark, and some blue and white strobe lights start up as "Jester's Dance" by In Flames kicks in. The curtain flies back and RIOT Watanabe dressed in her white singlet and t-shirt that is lit up in the blue light storms out. She scowls at the fans that reach out to touch her, and slides under the bottom rope getting right in the face of the official trying to intimidate them with a hard stare.]
John Roe: Introducing second, from Kuwana City, Mie, Japan, at a weight of 219lbs, representing Joshi Revolution...RIOT WANATABE!!!
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