Divas Unleashed Exile

Friday May 26 2006
Madison Square Garden, New York, New York


[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.]

[We cut into the Australian arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs. They leap up and down excitedly as the show begins, and their big chance to appear on historic television has arrived and the last show in the world tour has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Go Katrina!”, “DU <3 NY!” and “HAIL HILTON!” are just a select few. The audience are ecstatic. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.]

JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to New York, New York! I'm JLT and I'm joined by Leah, as you can tell, and we have an amazing show lined up for you tonight which will see our return to the US start with a bang! We've got an array of awesome matches coming your way in the next two hours!

Leah: We've got a rematch between Chimera and Vixen for the Unleashed Championship! That's sure to be an exciting encounter and I can't wait to see who will come out on top! We've finally have an undisputed champion and from their past battles, you can be sure both women will put up an amazing fight!

JLT: That's right, we've also got Icenique and Mystika teaming together as the friends take on Katia and Yuku Shiro in tag action! Mystika and Icenique are friends but Amaryllis Vasquez is playing a devious plan to split them up, and I'm not sure Katia and Yuku Shiro get along either! Sparks are sure to fly in that match!

Leah: I agree! We've also got a non-title rematch between Felicity and Quinne! Felicity feels she was cheated out of the championship and this week we see her trying to get revenge over the devout Christian but I'm sure Quinne will want to prove she is the champion no matter what! I'm expecting a good match, especially if Tequila gets involved!

JLT: We also have a very interesting match when RIOT Wanatabe of Joshi Revolution teams with Carley Monroe to take on the tag champion Lilith and Jinx! This match is going to be very interesting to watch seeing as all teams have an issue with the other! I can't wait to see how they'll fair as teams, it's a classic rivals teaming with each other scenario!

Leah: We've also got Shayla Walker and Tiger Lily tackling each other, and if you're reading this then you'd realise it was the same as last week, go you! I'm sure Shayla and Tiger Lily will be looking to pick up a victory here in Melbourne!

JLT: Feminine Felines take on Keiko Nakamura and Tracee Nguyen in tag team action as the Joshi Revolution members team with each other for the first time! I'm sure Crystal Hilton and Scratch Cat want to erase Crystal's painful loss at BB-BB and pick up a win tonight and get their tag career rolling!

Leah: We've also got Aphrodite's bikini catwalk, which is going to be car crash tv, and Holly Wentz interviewing Dame Barbara about why the old hag decides to break people's limbs for fun in her new show "The Holly Wentz Experience"!

JLT: That's right, it's going to be a fabulous show but first we've got Brandi Buxton and Summer McCoy wrestling each other and there's a little history between these two which we're starting to unravel here in DU but I'm sure this debut match will be very fun to watch!


Standard Match
KibbyD v Jezebel

JLT: Now we have a match between two new debuting divas. KibbyD going up against Jezebel. These two ladies are new to the wrestling world and we will see how good they do in their very first match

Leah: It’s always good too see new talent here in Divas Unleashed but sometimes it’s annoying. How many dumb blonds are going to be in the ring. I think we need some different kinds of talent all together

JLT: Oh stop that you haven’t even given these ladies a chance let’s see what they can do in the ring

[The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system.

Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.

[KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.]

Leah: Alright but if this is boring I am going to flip out when this match is over

[The lights dim, then turn purple as "Going Under" by Evanescence begins to play over the P.A. System. We then see Jezebel emerge from the purple haze covering the entrance way, wearing a black leather top and low cut black leather biker shorts along with black elbow and knee pads with black wrestling boots and matching kick pads. She walks absolutely determined to the ring as the fans boo her loudly. She then pauses and extends her middle fingers in the air screaming obscenities at the crowd, garnering more heat on her. She then walks toward the ring steps, walks up them, gets on the ring apron, and slowly bends over the middle rope showing off her ass to the crowd. She then crawls to the ropes like a kitten before climbing up on the bottom rope, leaning over to show off her cleavage as she licks her lips at the crowd. She then rubs up against the ropes like a stripper on a pole before she sits in the corner staring a hole through her opponent.]

Leah: See what I mean, this is not a porn circuit this is a wrestling ring, I bet Jezebel knows how to do other things as well

JLT: Lets see what these new debuting ladies can do

[The match opens up with both divas just staring at each other Kibby smiles a bit but Jezebel doesn’t seem to be in the friendly mood as she charges straight after Kibby. Before she can even hit Kibby, Kibby moves out of the way and Jezebel runs straight into the corner. Kibby grabs Jezebel by the hair and tosses her to the mat. Jezebel grabs her hair in pain as it would seem that Kibby has the advantage. As Jezebel struggles to get to her feet. Kibby once again grabs Jezebel by the head and this time she tries to plant her Houston Takeover but as she reaches the top of the ropes with Jezebels head locked in place. Jezebel is able to break free of the hold and pushes Kibby to the outside of the ring. Kibbys face hits the mat face first and the referee begins to make a count. Jezebel just evilly smirks as she stares down upon her fallen foe]

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JLT: Wow what a nice counter by Jezebel

Leah: I think Kibby may need a facial after that one

[Just when the referee is about to count to three Kibby pulls herself in the ring and that is where Jezebel goes on her attack. She picks up Kibby and whips her against the ropes, Kibby rushes back and Jezebel goes for a quick clothesline but Kibby dodges it and Jezebel is mad at this point. She turns around and an attempt to clothesline Kibby to the ground but Kibby counters with the Kibbytrix and when she rises back up she leg sweeps Jezebel to the ground. It seems that Kibby has the edge now, as the fans are cheering her on]

Kibby!!!!
Kibby!!!!
Kibby!!!!

JLT: Wow these fans really Kibby tonight

Leah: Of Course she’s like the all American blond. It makes me sick

[Kibby smiles as she waits for Jezebel to rise to her feet. When she finally does Kibby grabs Jezebel attempts another Houston Rocket as she bounces on the ropes she accidentally loses her balance and seems to be a bit upset about it. She attempts it again but in mid air Jezebel turns Kibby around and powerbombs her straight to the mat. Jezebel hovers over the lifeless Kibby and she just smiles as Kibby struggles to her feet. Jezebel is now standing directly behind her. Kibby is finally standing on her own two feet when she turns around she is met by a hard kick in the stomach and plants her on the ground with her malicious intent (judo style ddt). Kibbys eyes start to roll to the back of her head as Jezebel hooks a leg for a pinfall. The referee gets down and makes a count]

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JLT: Wow what a move by Jezebel I believe she calls it malicious intent

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Leah: This one could be over

[No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[Jezebel cannot believe that Kibby was able to kick out of her DDT and she argues with the referee about it. While the referee and her are exchanging with words with one another Kibby sneaks up on Jezebel and quickly cradles her for a pinfall. The referee once again makes a count]

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[Kickout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

JLT: Wow these two are giving everything that they have plus more

Leah: Maybe I was wrong about this match being boring

[Kibby smiles as she almost was able to pin the sadistic Jezebel. Jezebel seems enraged as she quickly rises to her feet and charges after Kibby. However Kibby tries to go for a Kibbytrix again but this time Jezebel is ready for it and with the last bit of strength that she has left she picks Kibby back up and sends her down with a very powerful Kiss of Death (Emerald Fusion). Both Divas are now laying on the floor as Jezebel crawls over KibbyD and places her arm across her chest as the referee counts.]

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John Roe: Here is your winner…JEZEBEL!!!

[Jezebel slides out of the ring and smiles on the outside, giggling slightly as Kibby lies on the canvas. Jezebel then walks up the ramp with a satisfied look on her face, like she enjoyed the pain she endured during the match. Jezebel heads up the ramp and backstage as Kibby climbs up to her feet in the ring.]

JLT: Jezebel picked up the victory and both women were impressive but I think Jezebel may just be a few crumbs short of the full cookie.

Leah: A few? She’s a nutcase. She’s totally crazy, she should be locked up in some mental asylum but no, she’s in Divas Unleashed, we have a psycho on the loose in DU, isn’t that just fabulous?

JLT: Well, I can’t wait to see more from her. I also saw Kibby’s movie and it was pretty decent, let’s just hope her new-found screen success can transpire into success in Divas Unleashed!

Leah: Well, that movie was no “See No Evil”, I’ll tell you that!


[“Brick House 2003” by Rob Zombie & Trina suddenly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil Katia who Along side her has Livia. Katia comes out from the back wearing a crimson red gown which shows off her incredible curves and sensual breasts. After posing a bit in the stage area, Katia begins her walk down the ramp way with an expression of pure and utter anger. She walks over the steel steps and enters the ring.]

[Katia gives the crowd a dirty look and then takes the mic from the ring announcer.]

Katia: Get the hell out of my ring before I have you committed!

[The ring announcer quickly leaves as Katia positions herself in the middle of the ring looking at the crowd with anger in her eyes.]

Katia: I am sick and tired of being treated like I am some kind of rookie...Don't you people know that I am Katia Beruit and that I am the best. Well, It looks like I have to remind each and every one of you just that I am the single best wrestler in this entire company, if not the entire world. So I certainly don't deserve the kind of treatments that I've been receiving as of late.

[Katia flicks her hair to the back and straightens her posture.]

Katia: Lets take you back to just a few days ago. For some supposed unknown reason my name didn't appear in the entrance list. Now you would think a multimillion dollar company like this one would remember to put the name of the most Fabulous Diva of all time in their list, But that wasn't the case because I was the subject of ridicule by many people..especially by the biggest whore of them all, Krysta Taylor, Now Krysta I know you thought it would be funny to erase my name from the list since lets face it you've been jealous of me since day one! I mean is quite obvious why you would be jealous of me since compared to me you come out looking like a dirty rat whore. Krysta you feel lucky that you still have life because I could easily have her executed!

[Livia starts to laugh at this and then says something of Katias' ear]

Katia: Krysta Taylor fans I am sorry to say this, But you know that Krysta is one of the biggest tramps this company has and getting rid of her is doing you all a favor really..But nonetheless I didn't come out here to speak about her. Oh no I came here to speak about something more important. Tonight I am scheduled to face Yuko Shiro and I should be in the back getting ready for it, But since I'm facing a has-been who's not in my league whatsoever it wont take more than a minute to defeat her.

[Katia laughs at this and then begins to pout for the crowd]

Katia: Well, back to the point. A while back I won a match to face the most repugnant woman on the DU roster, I beat 3 other women that night to become the #1 contender to face Chimera of the BB-BB PPV. Everyone all over the world were nothing but thrilled with the fact that Katia.."The Fabulous one" was going to finally bring back dignity to the Unleashed belt after she defeats the heathen Chimera. But oh no because later on I find out that I'm not going to face Chimera...I was also going to face two other sluts by the name of Vixen and Icenique as well.

[Katia looks over at Livia with a pissed off expression and continues]

Katia: I was placed in a match with two women who didn't even deserve to be involved in the first place. I was the rightful contender for that match, Meaning I was supposed to go in there alone. It was scheduled to be a one-on-one match between Chimera and I. A match were once and for all Chimera and I were set to finish this feud that we've been having for them past months, But I got screwed by some trifflin ass man who can't keep his pants up for one minute!

Katia: I was supposed to walk out of BB-BB as the Unleashed Champion and because of DU management I didn't! I blame them for that and for almost getting killed in the main-event that night...But I am not a person that lives on the past, I say lets move on to the future because better things awaits us. So Chimera, I know you're listening in the back with your Angelina-Spider pet probably cutting yourself with daggers as psychos tend to do, So Chimera dear I Katia "The Fabulous One" Is setting a challenge for "The Morbid Mistress" on the biggest PPV of Divas Unleashed...Forsaken Destiny, I know you still must be craving to get your hands on me since we still have a lot of unfinished business to take care of.

Katia: I'm giving you dear the opportunity to walk out of Forsaken Destiny a legend once facing me in a match that will be one of the greatest matches of Divas Unleashed history, You and I know very well that we can steal the show like we have done so many times before, and this one wont be an exception..But I'll give you sometime to think things threw, Keep cutting yourself, and I'll wait for your answer later on the show.

[Katrina tosses her microphone into the ring canvas and flips her hair, throwing a dirty look to the crowd and climbing out of the ring with the assistance of Livia. Katia walks up the ramp with a smug smile on her face as “Brick House 2003” plays. We cut to ringside.]

JLT: Whoa! Katia just laid down the challenge to Chimera! Katia thinks she was screwed out of the title at BB-BB and now she wants retribution, one on one style! I wonder if Chimera will accept?

Leah: If she doesn’t accept, you can always pencil in her cousin Casper The Ghost as a replacement!


Tag Team Match
Courtney Monroe & Suzie Woods v Noriko Lee & Tracee Nguyen (Joshi Revolution)

JLT: Next up we have Courtney Monroe teaming with her back-up Suzie Woods to take on Joshi Revolution members Noriko Lee and Tracee Nguyen in tag action! I’m excited for this match Leah, it should be very interesting!

Leah: Yes, more chances to rip our hair out at Courtney’s dumbness, Suzie’s impatience and quest for recognition and Noriko and Tracee taking pride in being the two sexiest members of their little stable. ‘Tis fab.

[Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "A Toast to Men" by Willa Ford begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.]

John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, representing Blonde Ambition...COURTNEY MONROE!!!

["Headstrong" by Trapt plays as Suzie struts out in a zipped up black leather jacket, skin tight pants, fingerless gloves, and black biker boots. She walks halfway down the aisle stops and looks over at the fans on either side of her and winks at them but with only a slight smile on her face she then carries on walking and while doing so begins unzipping and removing her jacket revealing a white tank top. She slides in underneath the bottom rope and tosses the jacket hard at one of the ringside attendants then begins swinging her arms back and forth preparing for her match.]

John Roe: Her partner, from Brooklyn, New York! At a weight of 130lbs....SUZIE WOODS!!!

["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.]

John Roe: Introducing their opponents, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 113lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Ryoko Kazami, representing Joshi Revolution...NORIKO LEE!!!

[The scene goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle.]

John Roe: Her partner, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 125lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Deanna Nguyen, she is a fellow Joshi Revolution member...TRACEE NGUYEN!!!

[Noriko stands on the apron as Tracee starts off the match against Suzie Woods. After a few moments “Last Night On Earth” hits the PA system as Jinx walks out on the stage, she’s wearing a referee’s shirt and she grins at teams in the ring who frown. Jinx walks down to the ring and hands a note to the ring announcer, and slides into the ring.]

John Roe: According to this note, the brand new special guest referee of this match is…JINX!!!

[Jinx stands with a smile at Tracee who shakes her head and looks at Noriko, who points to Suzie. The male referee exits the ring and heads up the ramp, as Jinx calls for the bell. Suzie and Tracee tie up, with Suzie kneeing Tracee and pulling her into a snap suplex. Suzie then quickly covers, Jinx drops and counts very quickly.]

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[Tracee just manages to get her shoulder up.]

JLT: That count was way too fast! I don’t like the way this match is going! Why is Jinx the special referee? That’s unfair!

Leah: She wants to make sure the tag teams know of Bloo and Jinx presence, the tag division is in chaos recently!

[Suzie brings Tracee to her feet and whips her into the corner, Suzie follows up with a running clothesline. Suzie then props Tracee on the top rope and slaps her across the face, Suzie then climbs up to join Tracee but the Joshi Revolution member shoves Suzie backwards as Suzie lands on her feet. Tracee jumps down and pulls Suzie into a headlock, Tracee then runs across the ring and plants a bulldog.]

[Tracee then bounces to the ropes and attempts to nail an elbow drop but Suzie rolls out of the way and runs to her corner, tagging in Courtney. They bring Tracee to her feet and whip her to the ropes, when she bounces both they execute a flapjack, planting Tracee in the canvas. Courtney then dances but Suzie tells her to pin and she obeys. Jinx counts quickly.]

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[Tracee manages to get her shoulder up.]

[Noriko gives a dirty look to Jinx as Courtney brings Tracee to her feet. Courtney whips her to the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Tracee ducks and hits the ropes again, this time Jinx nails a harsh clothesline to Tracee, sending her to the mat.]

JLT: What?! Jinx just clotheslined Tracee! That’s not fair!

Leah: Oh calm down!

[Courtney then looks at Jinx with her eyebrows raised, she thinks about covering but looks scared and runs to her corner and hugs to Suzie, tagging her in. Suzie pushes Courtney away and begins to yell instructions at her, Suzie heads to the top rope as Courtney picks up Tracee and lays her body across her knee, Suzie leaps from the top rope with an attempted leg drop but Tracee pulls her head up as Suzie collides with the canvas. Tracee nails elbows to Courtney and raises to her feet.]

[Courtney then attempts to nail a few shots to Tracee but Tracee blocks them and kicks Courtney in the mid-section. Tracee then leaps into the air and nails a DDT to the blonde. Tracee then runs towards her corner but Jinx catches her, Jinx reaches Tracee’s head and grabs a lump of it, pulling Tracee down into the canvas, preventing her from making the tag.]

JLT: Tracee was inches away from making a tag!

Leah: But her hair caused her downfall, that’s why she should become a skinhead!

JLT: And wear wigs like you?

Leah: Hey! My hair is 100% natural!

[Tracee falls to the canvas, she then rises to her feet and shoves Jinx, shouting at her. From behind comes Suzie Woods with an attempted calf kick but Tracee ducks and Suzie hits Jinx, Jinx falls backwards into the turnbuckle. Jinx then bounces out of the turnbuckle and takes Suzie down with a spear, and begins to punch her in the face. Noriko Lee runs into the ring and pulls Jinx off by her hair, pulling her into a back suplex and tossing her over the top rope.]

JLT: Noriko is attacking Jinx! She’s had enough!

[Courtney Monroe then leaps into the ring and begins to yell at Noriko who raises an eyebrow. Courtney then runs towards her as Noriko prepares to fight but Courtney instead just begins to cartwheel around the ring. Tracee tries to break up the cartwheeling but Courtney kicks her with her feet from a cartwheel and Tracee falls out of the ring. Noriko then kicks Courtney in the gut and pulls her into a “Cataclysm” finisher but Courtney manages to counter and pulls Noriko into a “Courtney Crunch” window’s peak. Courtney plants the move as Jinx slides into the ring. Jinx then shakes her head, refusing to count. After a few seconds, she finally drops to the canvas, and counts slowly.]

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Leah: Jinx’s making sure the count is perfectly legal!

JLT: Sure she is!

[Jinx then stands up and begins to wipe something from her eye, as Ryoko and Deanna both get on the apron to complain. Jinx turns and nails both of them with a right hands, sending them falling from the apron. Noriko then kicks out and finds her feet, Suzie heads over to Jinx and begins to question her, shoving her backwards. Jinx then shrugs as Noriko crawls up to her from behind and pulls her into a roll-up as Jinx counts extremely quickly.]

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JLT: What?! That was so fast!

John Roe: Here are your winners…JOSHI REVOLUTION II!!!

[Noriko and Tracee then roll out of the ring and hug on the outside, Suzie sits up in the ring and runs towards Jinx, spearing her into the canvas and the two begin to fight and exchange punches.]

JLT: That has to be the most corrupt match I’ve ever seen! What was Jinx’s motivation for doing that?

Leah: I told you, she and Bloo are tired of being ignored, they’re just making their presence know in the tag division!


[We cut backstage to see Katrina in a liplock with her new man Alexander Dominiguez, the fans cheer for the hometown native, the camera zooms out to see Kristin Wallace-Hudson standing with her arms crossed, Lilith rolling her eyes and Charmion bopping her head to her iPod. Katrina then notices the eyes on her and looks up.]

Katrina: What?

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Did you not hear a word I said?

Katrina: I was busy.

[Kristin sighs and sits next to Katrina.]

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: We're in our hometown tonight, we're representing New York, we have to win! All our friends and family are here!

Katrina: I intend to win.

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: We need to have each other's backs, it seems all the tag teams are at war, look at Bloo attacking you last week and all that carnage, we need to be prepared! You need to have Lilith's back, like she'll have yours.

Katrina: Okay, gotcha.

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: You can go back to making out now.

Katrina: Thanks.

[Katrina turns back to Alex as Kristin stands and approaches Lilith, who stares at her through her burka, Kristin then shrugs as Charmion begins to dance around the room, singing loudly.]

Charmion: If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends!


Standard Match
Lilith v RIOT Wanatabe

JLT: Alright, next up we’ve got two of DU’s strongest women going head to head!

Leah: And two of the ugliest.

JLT: Why do you need to base everything on looks?

Leah: I’m serious these two need to get a physical just to make sure they’re both women!

["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.]

John Roe: The next match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Cherry Falls, Hell, at a weight of 252lbs, representing the Occult, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...LILITH!!!

JLT: Would you just look at that monster of a woman?

Leah: Please, the whole undead get-up is soooo 2005!

JLT: Whatever!

[While Lilith and Charmion converse in the ring, the arena falls dark, and some blue and white strobe lights start up as "Jester's Dance" by In Flames kicks in. The curtain flies back and RIOT Watanabe dressed in her white singlet and t-shirt that is lit up in the blue light storms out. She scowls at the fans that reach out to touch her, and slides under the bottom rope getting right in the face of the official trying to intimidate them with a hard stare.]

John Roe: Introducing second, from Kuwana City, Mie, Japan, at a weight of 219lbs, representing Joshi Revolution...RIOT WANATABE!!!

Leah: Okay, I’m officially grossed out. I’m going to the concession stand. Do you want any cheese fries?

JLT: Oh stay put, you!

[Both of the massive women stare down each other in the ring. Lilith hands her title belt to Charmion, who accepts it and takes her place at ringside. RIOT and Lilith circle each other in the ring. They engage in a lockup and RIOT tries to shift her momentum into a headlock, but Lilith elbows her way out of it. Lilith then nails RIOT square in the jaw with a closed right fist.]

JLT: Geez, what a shot that was!

Leah: Haha, RIOT just got sucker punched! Joshi Revolution sucks!

[RIOT stumbles back, clutching her face, giving ample time for Lilith to come charging forward. RIOT notices this just in time, as she drops to the mat and opens up the ropes, and sends Lilith flying to the outside. The referee begins the count out. Charmion rushes over and helps her mother to her feet. The camera zooms in to show, RIOT ascend to the top rope, shouting some curse words in Japanese.]

JLT: What’s she doing up there?

Leah: Seriously, that isn’t a good angle shot of RIOT. I almost saw some Japanese goodies!

[While, Lilith and Charmion talk at ringside, RIOT lunges off the top turnbuckle with a vaulting body splash, and nails it, taking the two hellish divas by surprise. Charmian, Lilith, and RIOT are now all sprawled out on the floor.]

JLT: Holy hell! Did you see that!

Leah: Man, that’s like having a tow truck dropped on your head!

[The referee continues his count onto six, when RIOT, having taken the least impact of the blow, climbs to her feet. The big woman tosses Charmion aside and grabs Lilith by the head, and tosses the Demon Goddess into the ring as if she were a frisbee. RIOT enters the ring herself and brings Lilith to her feet. She then tries to whip Lilith into the turnbuckle, but Lilith counters, sending RIOT into the turnbuckle with thunderous impact. Lilith wastes no time in charging towards the Joshi Revolution member, nailing her with a hard shoulder to the stomach.]

JLT: That’s a serious wake up call for RIOT! Lilith means business tonight!

Leah: I just hope RIOT can hold her lunch after the shot to the stomach like that!

[With RIOT keeled over in the corner, Lilith lifts the big woman and sets onto the turnbuckle with incredible ease. Lilith glares out into the audience, as she hooks RIOT’s leg and tosses her back onto the ring canvas, successfully nailing her “Ashes to Ashes” signature move!]

Leah: Like whoa! That echoed through the entire arena!

JLT: No kidding! Lilith and RIOT are huge!

[Lilith seizes the opportunity and covers RIOT. The ref drops to the mat and begins the count.]

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[RIOT has just enough energy to get her leg on the bottom rope. The referee notices this, and calls off the pin fall. A look of annoyance makes its way across, Lilith’s face. She picks up the woman by the hair and Irish whips her into the ropes. Lilith goes for a clothesline, but RIOT ducks it, bounces off the ropes and nails Lilith with a hard shoulder block. Lilith stumbles backwards and RIOT capitalizes with a couple of shots to the face. RIOT bounces off the ropes again and hits another shoulder block that successfully knocks Lilith off her feet.]

JLT: Looks like it took all of RIOT’s strength to knock Lilith down!

Leah: Well duh, Lilith is like the queen of Hell, or something.

[With Lilith lying on her stomach, RIOT drives two forearms into the Demon Goddess’s back. RIOT then climbs to the top turnbuckle. She motion to the crowd and yells “AIIIIIIIIII!” to the crowd before leaping off with a double knee drop to Lilith’s back.]

JLT: The Kamikaze Knees!

[Lilith howls in pain from the impact of that last blow, as RIOT climbs back to her feet. She drags Lilith into the center of the ring by her ankles and goes for a cover, hooking both of the legs.]

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[Lilith with a powerful kick out that sends RIOT nearly halfway across the ring. Both of the amazons get to their feet at almost the same time, Lilith stands at one corner, while RIOT stands in the opposite corner. They glare at each other from across the ring for a good ten seconds, much to the delight of the fans who are now snapping pictures of the two enormous women.]

Leah: Man, you could cut the tension with a butter knife!

[Finally, both women erupt and charge at one another at full speed. They meet in the center of the ring, RIOT clotheslines Lilith, but Lilith clotheslines RIOT as well, with both the moves hitting at precisely the same second, knocking both the women to the mat.]

JLT: Both the ladies are down!

Leah: Good, hopefully this match is over.

[Both women struggle to find their feet as they stand, RIOT and Lilith begin to exchange punches. Lilith nails a stiff shot to the eye of RIOT as RIOT stumbles backwards, Lilith then bounces to the ropes and runs towards RIOT but RIOT ducks and hoists Lilith onto her shoulders into a “RIOT Act” position. RIOT then yells “RIIIIIIIIOOOOOOT” at the top of her lungs and attempts to plant Lilith with an F5 into a DDT but Lilith manages to land on her feet. Lilith then pulls RIOT into a t-bone suplex and plants her into the canvas. Lilith then covers, putting her feet on the second rope as the referee counts.]

JLT: This could be the end!

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Leah: It is! Lilith beat RIOT!

John Roe: Here is your winner…LILITH!!!

[Lilith rolls out of the ring and hugs her daughter Charmion as “Planet Hell” plays and Lilith celebrates another victory on the outside of the ring, gazing into the ring. The two divas approach the ramp and begin to walk up it.]

JLT: Lilith picks up a victory for the Occult tonight! I would say that’s retribution for a loss and assault from RIOT last week!

Leah: Well both women are fugly, there are no winners Jamie!


[“Last Night On Earth” by Powerman 5000 hits the PA system as Bloo, Jinx and Trixie walk out from the backstage area. Trixie is holding a microphone as Lilith stands at the bottom of the ramp, the trio walk down the ramp as Lilith stares at them. The gothic trio are dressed casually and get a mixed reception from the New York crowd. Trixie brings the microphone to her lips.]

Trixie: I’m sick of being overlooked by this backwards management! Bloo and Jinx have deserved a tag team championship shot since they were screwed out of their last title match and have yet to receive a rematch! We’re not going to sit back and watch a bunch of dumb blondes or some Asian wannabes take the shot we deserve!

[Bloo and Jinx then walk down the ramp towards Lilith who shoves her daughter away and prepares to fight. Bloo and Jinx then begin to hammer onto Lilith with punches and kicks, Bloo manages to pull Lilith into a headlock but suddenly down the aisle runs Katrina armed with a chair. Jinx spots her and drags Bloo away as Katrina stands next to her partner, yielding her chair at Goofy Goths.]

[“Faint” by Linkin Park hits the PA system as Shane Rockford walks out, dressed in a stylish Armani suit and with a microphone on hand. Tequila is by his side, she pouts for the audience and looks at Shane with loving looks. Shane talks into the microphone.]

Shane Rockford: This has got to stop. I can’t have each team claiming they’re the number one contenders! This chaos has got to stop, we need a match to settle this. At Forsaken Destiny III, it will be The Occult defending against Joshi Revolution…

[Bloo and Jinx look angry as Jinx shakes her head.]

Shane Rockford: AND Bloo & Jinx…

[Katrina looks over Bloo and gives a half-smile. RIOT stands in the ring with her hands on her hips listening to the news as Shane continues.]

Shane Rockford: AND Blonde Ambition in a four team ladder match for the DU Tag Team Championships!

[Bloo and Jinx look happy as Katrina and Lilith exchange glances. Shane Rockford then walks backstage with Tequila holding onto his arm. Katrina and Bloo then approach each other and begin to argue. Katrina then slaps Bloo and Bloo reliates with a punch as Lilith and Jinx then begin to fight. Meanwhile RIOT has climbed onto the apron and leaps off with a cross body as the brute lands on top of the four fighting women as everyone falls to the floor. Referees run to the ring to separate the carnage.]

JLT: What an announcement by Shane! The Occult be defending against all four of the biggest tag teams in Divas Unleashed! They’re going to have their work cut out at FD3!

Leah: They’re still fighting outside the ring!


[The scene opens backstage with newest DU Diva KibbyD packing up her belongings and ready to leave the arena. She places her makeup into her bag as she looks like a million dollars in a tight-fitting pink dress. The door opens and Tiger Lily walks in, raising an eyebrow with a surprised look on her face.]

Tiger Lily: Oh, hello.

KibbyD: Hi, Oh My Gosh, you're Tiger Lily right?

[Tiger Lily laughs.]

Tiger Lily: Yes, and you must be the newcomer to DU?

KibbyD: Yes, KibbyD. I’m so psyche to be here.

[Kibby extends her hand for a handshake and Lily shakes her hand, giving her a polite smile and the two exchange smiles.]

Tiger Lily: I bet you are it a great place you will love it.

KibbyD: Maybe I will but I really I’m training hard but you know the fame is so holding me back.

Tiger Lily: Yes I see you have a movie out right?

KibbyD: Yes I do Shakeup you have to go see it. It is so amazing.

[Kibby looks to the sky and nods her head, thinking of her own performance which got rave reviews. Lily smiles and raises her eyebrows.]

Tiger Lily: I have to see it!

[Kibby gasps.]

KibbyD: Yes! You want and autograph?

Tiger Lily: I don’t think the time actually but I will see you around! Good luck!

[Tiger Lily turns and waves goodbye, and exits the room as Kibby rolls her eyes at the denial of an autograph.]

KibbyD: Whatever.

[Kibby then sighs to herself and pulls out her cell phone and begins to dial numbers as we cut back to ringside.]

JLT: It looks like that was a nice meeting, Tiger Lily is so pleasant!

Leah: Kibby needs to hush about her movie, it’s not like I’m allowed to plug my MySpace on this show! I got told off for doing that before! It’s appalling, the only friend I have is that creepy Tom guy!

JLT: Well that’s what happens when you say mean things about people!


Six Person Tag Team Match
Aphrodite, Brandi Buxton & Shayla Walker v Laura, Summer McCoy & Tiger Lily

JLT: Next up we have a huge six person tag team match as Aphrodite, Brandi and Shayla join forces to take on the team of Laura, Summer and Tiger Lily! Laura returned to action last week, attacking Aphrodite in her “Bikini Catwalk”, Lily saved Holly Wentz from an arm-breaking and beat Shayla Walker and Brandi and Summer both fought each other in their opening matches!

Leah: Perfect!

[As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.]

John Roe: The following contest is a six-person tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Paris, France, at a weight of 125lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Ruby, she is the Stripped Champion...APHRODITE!!!

["Only Love Can Do It" begins to blast throughout the arena as the video wall flashes images of a beauitful blonde posing. The screen goes black and lavender letters appear, making out the words "Miss Brandi" for a few seconds. That beautiful blonde takes her place at the entrance ramp, hands on her hips as she smiles warmly to the audience. She recieves a big pop from the crowd as she walks down the ramp, waving her hands in the air to greet the many fans. She smiles brightly all throughout this as she enters the ring. She goes to each turnbuckle post and waves there as well before doing some last minute stretching.]

John Roe: Her partner, from Chicago, Illinois, at a weight of 115lbs...BRANDI BUXTON!!!

["Boom" by P.O.D. begins to blue fireworks at the entrance. Shayla Walker walks down to the ring with Dame Barbara at her side. Shayla hugs Barbara before climing into the ring and standing in her corner.]

John Roe: And rounding up the team, from Barberton, Ohio, at a weight of 112lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Dame Barbara...SHAYLA WALKER!!!

[As the opening for "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.]

John Roe: Their opponents, first, from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, at a weight of 134lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Kendra Wecker, she is the Queen of Wrestling...LAURA!!!

["Bitch" by Jamelia blasts through the arena as Summer McCoy is shown at the ramp, Her finger in the air signaling she is number one. The Titantron shows Summer McCoy in past Federations and in NLCW. She is shown Sunny Dropping (Widows Peak) Carmella. She is also shown talking to Angelic Suicide. Summer is then shown Sunny Dropping Angelic Suicide. The TitanTron now shows Summer McCoy posing in rather her bikini's or in a regular attire. The TitanTron then plays past feds where Summer has defeated three boys. It shows her Summer Kicking (Chick Kick) Havoc, Summer Kicking Erik Black, and Roundhouse Kicking The Tiger. At the end of those three wonderful things Summer has done it shows her standing in the ring with the XWL HeavyWeight Title in her hands.]

John Roe: Her partner, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 135lbs...SUMMER MCCOY!!!

[Summer McCoy is smiling at the top of the ramp. She then puts her finger in the air to signal she is number one. With a smirk Summer begins to walk to the ring. She is now side by the ring and looks at the audience. She rolls her eyes and slowly walks up the steps. She then enters the ring nice and slow as the camera zooms up on her butt, Which her skirt goes up, revealing her thong.]

[Summer then enters and steps in the middle of the ring. She puts her finger in the air again to signal she is number one. She then walks towards the turnbuckle and goes on it. She smiles and puts her hands in the air. She then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises her hands again and yells: Im better then you all!]

[The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” plays through the PA system as the large screens begin to flash images of the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans. As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Anna continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.]

John Roe: And rounding up the team, from Orange County, California, at a weight of 108lbs...TIGER LILY!!!

[Aphrodite and Laura step into the ring first. They circle each other and tie up, Aphrodite pulls Laura into a side headlock. Laura manages to counter by shoving Aphrodite to the ropes, Aphrodite bounces back as Laura pounces on her with a Lou Thesz press and hammers away at her face. Laura then brings Aphrodite to her feet and whips her into the corner, following up with a running clothesline. Laura then nails a snapmare from the corner as Aphrodite lands on her butt, Laura then nails Aphrodite in the back with a soccer kick which echoes around the arena.]

JLT: Ouch, did you hear that?

Leah: I think people in China heard that.

[Laura then tags in Tiger Lily. Laura then pulls Aphrodite to her feet and lifts her into the air with a back suplex as Tiger Lily grabs Aphrodite’s neck and drives her into the canvas with a neckbreaker completing a reverse 3D. Lily then stomps on Aphrodite for several seconds before she runs to the ropes, Dame Barbara then grabs Lily’s leg as Lily falls to the canvas. Aphrodite then leaps up and begins to drop elbows onto Lily’s back. Aphrodite then pulls Lily to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Aphrodite then swings for a clothesline but Lily ducks and bounces to the opposite ropes, Aphrodite then nails a chick kick to the face of Lily, sending her to the canvas.]

[Aphrodite covers.]

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[Lily kicks out.]

JLT: Lily kicks out!

Leah: Thanks for stating the obvious!

[Aphrodite then heads to her corner and tags in Shayla Walker. Aphrodite then begins to check her make-up with Brandi as Shayla walks into the ring with a determined look on her face. She pulls Lily to her feet and begins to nail her with rights to the face, Shayla then grabs Tiger Lily’s face and connects with a jawbreaker. Lily falls against the ropes as Shayla leaps up and clotheslines her over the top as Lily crashes to the outside.]

[Summer McCoy climbs into the ring and heads towards Shayla but Brandi Buxton cuts her off by spearing her into the canvas, Brandi then straddles Summer and begins to nail her in the face with lefts and rights and the two begin to exchange punches on the canvas. Lily climbs to her feet as Shayla Walker pulls back on the ropes and leaps over with the top with a cross body attempt but Lily steps out of the way and Shayla smacks into the floor.]

JLT: Did you see her face bounced off the barely padded floor? It was like a basketball!

Leah: Ooh! That’s a great idea for merchandise! I’ve love to bounce Shayla Walker’s head up and down for hours!

[Tiger Lily then rolls into the ring and pulls Brandi Buxton off of Summer McCoy as the referee begins to usher Brandi out of the ring. Brandi stands on the apron as Lily then tags in Summer as Summer stands and charges towards Brandi and dropkicking her off the apron and to the outside of the ring.]

[Shayla Walker slides in and runs towards Summer but behind but Summer manages to catch Shayla with a spinning heel kick, Shayla stumbles backwards and Summer kicks her in the gut. Summer then hoists Shayla up into a “Sunny Drop” widow’s peak position and prepares to nail her finisher. Shayla manages to kick her legs and lands on her feet, Shayla then leaps into her corner and tags in Brandi Buxton, who has perched herself on the top rope.]

Leah: Control tower to runway, Brandi is clear for takeoff!

[Summer McCoy turns around as Brandi leaps with a hurricanrana to the sunny diva, sending her across the ring. Summer McCoy then calls Laura into the ring and the two join arms and run towards Brandi with a double clothesline attempt but Brandi ducks as Aphrodite climbs into the ring but Laura kicks her and pulls her into a powerbomb position, Brandi then turns around and nails a kick to Summer and pulls her into a powerbomb position. At the same time, Laura and Brandi both plant their powerbomb finishers “Perfection” and “Brandi Bomb” at the same time and cover as the referee kneels down and counts both.]

JLT: They both nailed their finishers and now we have a double pin situation! The referee’s counting!

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[Barbara and Kendra Wecker pull the referee out of the ring.]

Leah: That’s why assistance at ringside pays off so well!

[Barbara and then Kendra, being on opposite teams, then begin to argue. Kendra shoves Barbara and Barbara shoves her back. Kendra then kicks Barbara and rolls her into the ring, Tiger Lily slides into the ring as Barbara finds her feet, Lily watches from behind Barbara as Kendra slides into the ring. Barbara the nails Kendra with right hands and pushes her into the corner, Kendra manages to kick Barbara away and shoves her down into the canvas. Shayla Walker then runs into the ring and leaps onto Kendra with a barrage of punches, Barbara then climbs to her feet and smiles with her hands on her hips at the mentor.]

[Tiger Lily then comes from behind to Barbara and yanks her pants down to her ankles as Barbara stands in her granny panties with pink lovehearts on them, the fans laugh as Barbara tries to turn around but falls flat from her face. Lily then laughs when suddenly she’s met with a flying fist from Shayla Walker. Shayla then covers.]

Leah: Ahh! My eyes! I hate you Tiger Lily! Ewww! Did you see what she did?! VILE!

JLT: Shayla has a pin!

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[Aphrodite breaks up the count.]

JLT: What the hell?

Leah: Ewwww! Barbara in her panties! EWWW!

JLT: Shut up! Aphrodite just hit her own partner?! Is she too dumb to realise she was pinning for her team?

Leah: Eugh, that was nasty.

[Shayla then looks up Aphrodite in shock and shoves Aphrodite, saying “I’m on your team!” and Aphrodite looks shocked and replies “Oh” with a shrug. Shayla then looks angry and begins to shout at Aphrodite as Brandi Buxton manages to interrupt them, stepping between them. Suddenly from the top rope comes Summer McCoy with a somersault splash but Brandi manages to duck as the three women Shayla, Summer and Aphrodite all fall to the canvas.]

[They lie motionless as Laura and Brandi is the only woman still standing, Brandi is standing over Summer McCoy and shouting in her face, Brandi then turns and walks into Laura as the Queen of Wrestling brings Brandi Buxton to her feet and pulls her into an implant DDT. Laura then covers.]

JLT: This could be it!

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JLT: It is!

John Roe: Here are your winners…LAURA, SUMMER MCCOY AND TIGER LILY!!!

[Laura then rolls out of the ring and joins her partner in crime Kendra Wecker on the outside of the ring as Brandi lies on the canvas. Summer McCoy then climbs to her feet and pulls Brandi Buxton to her feet and pulls her into a “Sunny Drop” widow’s peak, planting her into the canvas. Summer then laughs as she exits the ring and heads up the ramp.]

Leah: You could cut the tension between them with a knife!

[Shayla Walker stands with a pissed off expression on her face as Aphrodite climbs to her feet. Aphrodite then checks her makeup in her mirror and exits the ring, giving a dirty look to Shayla. Shayla then turns around as Tiger Lily finds her feet. Shayla then looks angry and approaches her, shoving her and knocking Tiger Lily to her butt.]

JLT: Shayla is pissed!

Leah: I would be too if I was as flat chested as she is!

[Lily then looks shocked as Shayla challenges her to get up, Lily does and stands but suddenly Dame Barbara nails her across the head with the Askai Championship. Lily crashes into the canvas as Barbara, with her pants up, stands over Lily with an angry expression on her face. Barbara then begins to ram her championship belt into Lily’s head and stands over her with a smile on her face as blood begins to pour from Lily’s forehead.]

[Barbara then turns as Shayla looks unhappy and frowns at the sight of the beating, Barbara then grabs Shayla by the wrist and yanks her out of the ring as the duo head up the ramp to the back, as the referee checks on Lily.]

JLT: What the hell is wrong with Barbara! She just bloodied Tiger Lily! That was uncalled for!

Leah: Well she deserved it, she embarrassed Barbara in front of all of these fans!

JLT: I think it’s deeper than that but even so come on! There’s no need for that! What on earth is wrong with Barbara? I don’t like what she’s become!

Leah: Oh, chill out!


[The screen fades to show something that looks like it was recorded earlier in the day before this weeks Exile. We see Shane Rockford and Tequila talking to each other outside of their hotel room in the New York plaza.]

Shane Rockford: Are you sure you don't need me to come with you?

Tequila: It's just some last minute things that need to be cleared up at the arena before our big event. I'm not sure how long I will be, but I should be able to handle it by myself, you just stay here and wait for me to return ... and don't even think of heading off by yourself. I know that you-know-who FILTH has arrived in New York but no one has seen her or talked to her yet ... so who knows where she may try to lure you if she were to meet you somewhere.

Shane Rockford: Alright, I have nothing planned. I'll just stay in and relax a bit before the show this week.

[Shane and Tequila give each other a quick kiss before Tequila departs, and Shane unlocks his hotel room door and enters, and as he walks in and closes the door it reveals Felicity standing behind him wearing nothing but a loose fitting black teddy that bairly covers below her waist and shows an ample amount of cleavage.]

Felicity: Holy crap, she keeps you on a tight leash doesn't she?

Shane Rockford: Felicity!!! What are you doing ... ?

[Felicity grabs Shane by the shirt collar and plants a soft kiss on his lips, and starts to unbutton his shirt and remove it, and there is very little struggle from Shane.]

Felicity: I was waiting for you, you know the effort I have to go through to get any alone time don't you ... it wasn't easy but this is so going to be worth it.

Shane Rockford: You took quite a risk ... what if Tequila were to come in with me?

Felicity: I made sure that wasn't going to happen, because of some phone calls I made making sure there would be an emergency happening that should keep her tied up more then long enough for me to do what I have been wanting to do for a long time now ...

[The two embrace kisses once again, and Shane runs his hands over Felicity's body while she unbuttons and loosens his pants leaving him in his boxers while Shane's hands wander under the waistline of her nightie. They make their way over to the bed where Shane sits down and Felicity leans into him.]

Shane Rockford: Is that cut offs?

[Shane lays on his back while Felicity reaches into her nearby purse and pulls out a couple pairs of handcuff. She Smiles seductively and continues to deep kiss Shane and holds his hand and cuffs it to the bed post, followed by his other hand to the other bed post. She looks into his eyes and starts to trail down his body with kisses and Shane closes his eyes and ...]

*CLICK*

Shane Rockford: What was that?

[Shane opens his eyes to see Felicity holding her camera phone into the air above them both. She straddles his body and holds it up again ...]

Felicity: One more for good measure ...

*CLICK*

[Felicity starts hitting some button on her phone while Shane appears a little nervous]

Shane Rockford: You know, I'm all for a little recording myself but do you really want to leave such blatant evidence behind just incase ...?

Felicity: Incase these ever ended up in Tequila's email inbox? I'm sure you wouldn't want that now would you?

Shane Rockford: ... what?

[Felicity climbs off the bed and reaches into her purse once again and pulls out a couple peices of paper and throws them onto Shane's chest.]

Felicity: It's just, you know how long this thing between me and Tequila has been going on for a long time ... and I think it's time to end it. She seems a bit preoccupied with finding other ways to bother me and try to ruin my career while I would rather just move on and settle our differences ... and the only way that I know how to do that is in the ring. So this contract allows me to get that chance at the upcoming Las Vega pay per view where it can finally be decided who the better woman really is, and I plan on that being me. And I don't want there to be any nonsense going on so this contract guarantees it.

Shane Rockford: But Tequila, she's been preoccupied with Playboy and ...

Felicity: I suggest agreeing Shane, my thumb is just over this "Send" button ...

[They stare at each other for a second and then Shane lets out a long sigh. Felicity smiles and palces the pen in Shane's hand.]

Felicity: Just right here on this dotted line and we have out PPV match ... and once more here ... and again right here for my copy. There we go ...

[Felicity takes her copy of her contract and places it in her purse, and she leaves one copy behind on the nightstand next to the bed. She then starts to put on her long coat and covering herself back up]

Shane Rockford: So ... this isn't going to happen is it?

Felicity: Sorry ... it's good luck to stay celibate before important matches. Oh, and here are the keys ...

[She throws them onto Shane's chest just out of reach. He struggles a bit before Felicity looks back at him one last time and exits the room to head to the Garden for her Exile match]


Standard Match
Amanda Kauffman v Crystal Hilton

JLT: We're ready for our one on one between Amanda Kauffman and former Rockford State Champion Crystal Hilton.

Leah: Crystal wisely got rid of her deadweight partner Scratch Cat last Exile so now she is rolling completely solely. I wonder how well she'll be able to redeem herself.

[The lights dim and "Too Cold" by Vanilla Ice plays as Amanda walks down to the ring seductively to blue strobe lights flashing all over the arena. ]

John Roe: Introducing first, from Akron, Ohia, weighing in at 120 pounds, AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!

[All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.]

John Roe: And her opponent, from Long Island, New York, also at a weight of 120 pounds, "The Rose Girl" CYRSTAL HILTON!"

JLT: Hey, that is true. Both of these ladies are the exact same height and weight.

Leah: Fascinating.

[Both Crystal and Amanda stand in the ring as the bell sounds out. Crystal lunges for Amanda, but Amanda Kauffman trips up Crystal with a drop toe hold. Quickly, Amanda leaps back to her feet. As Crystal regains her composure, Amanda runs to the ropes and bounces off, flying across the ring and hitting Crystal with a hard clothesline. The crowd begins to get behind Amanda for taking advantage so early on in the match. While Amanda celebrates, "The Rose Girl" Crystal Hilton grips her ankle and yanks hard, pulling an unsuspecting Amanda down to the canvas. Crystal then pounces onto Amanda and grabs her head, hitting her with several forearms to the skull. She then gets up, taking Bloo with her, and snapmares her back to the ring floor. The former Rockford State champion pins Amanda, hooking the leg.]

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[Amanda kicks out violently.]

JLT: Both ladies looking to end the match as quickly as possible and get the one up on the other.

Leah: I'd saythey both need it, but I'm pulling for Crystal on this one.

JLT: Yeah, yeah. I know. Black power.

Leah: Who said anything about black power? Have you seen her husband? Scrumptuous. Go Crystal!

[Crystaly once again goes to pull mandato her feet, but Amanda shoves Crystal away and slaps her across the face. Crystal stumbles back while Amanda jumps up. Standing still, Amanda motions for Crystal to bring it, and Crystal charges Amanda at full speed. The cunning Amanda sides steps and drops her elbow onto the back of Crystal's neck. Crystal falls to her knees as Amanda grabs two handfulls of her dark mane. Amanda then steps out and tosses Crystal across the ring like a frisbee. Giving Crystal no time to regain herself, Amanda begins stomping away at the young diva's back. With her newfound energy, Amanda straddles Crystal's back and cups her hands under her chin. Amanda then locks Crsytal into a painful camel clutch. Crystal howls in agony as the referee asks if she is ready to give up. Screaming, Crystal shakes her head no vigorously as the crowd roars.]

Leah: Brand new Joshi Revoluntioner is trying to assert herself here and doing an okay job at it. Crystal almost looked as if she were ready to give up.

JLT: Maybe, but don't count Crystal out yet. She's giving one hell of a fight.

[Frustrated that Crysal has yet to give up, Amanda releases the hold and slams Crystal's head face first into the mat as the fans give a mixed reaction. Amanda stands up and looks out at the crowd. She reaches for Crystal and drags her to her feet. Amanda thrusts Crystal's head beetween her legs, getting her in position for a power bomb. Before Bloo has the chance to get her up, Crystal counters with a back body drop. The arena comes to life as the newbie falls to the mat, her desperation move taking a lot out of her. Amanda holds her lower back, writhing in pain while Crystal uses the ropes to get back on her feet.]

JLT: Crystal refuses to give up. After last week's episode and loss with Scratch as her partner, she has something to prove here.

Leah: So does Amanda. She has to prove that she's not just another Joshi Revolution wack-job.

[Watching as Amanda struggles against the ropes, Crystal runs over to Amanda and yanks her up. She then kicks Amanda in the gut and hits her with a DDT. She quickly goes for the pin.]

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[Amanda kicks out.]

[Breathing hard, Crystal slaps the mat after thinking that would be it. Instead of getting up, she attemps the pin once more.]

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[Another kickout by Amanda.]

Leah: Looks like little Crystal is deperate to end this match.

JLT: Amanda just won't stay down.

[Crystal lifts Amanda by the hair and tosses her into the corner. She then serves Amanda with several shoulder blocks, then monkey flips her back to the center of the ring, staying on top of her once she's down. Crystal grabs Amanda's head and slams it repeatedly against the ring floor. She lifts Amanda's head and slaps the taste out of her mouth. Crystal hops off of Amanda and flips her onto her stomach, then grinds her face into the mat as Bloo screams. When she feels that she's done enough damage, Crystal leaps up and grabs ahold of Bloo's foot. She then drags her to a corner of the ring and lays her on her back. As the arena looks on, Crystal climbs to the top turnbuckle.]

JLT: This is it. I think Crystal is ready to wrap this thing up!

Leah: Already? Come on! No way!

[Crystal looks behind her and down at the semi-conscience Amanda and pauses for a moment. Then, she turns around and jumps into the air, exectuting a picture-perftect moonsault....but Amanda rolls out of the way! Crystal hits nothing but canvas! The crowd screams in approval. Crystal now lays motionless in the spot that was intended for Amanda. Sluggishly, Amanda crawls over to Crystal and rolls her up in school boy!]

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[Crystal reverses the roll up!]

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Leah: Wow, it really is over.

JLT: I told you so!

John Roe: Here is your winner...CRYSTAL HILTON!

[Crystal rolls out of the ring with a smile on her face and raises her arms to the crowd as her music begins to play and Stephanie Sullivan applauds. Amanda kneels on the canvas with a look of shock and her face and thumps the mat with her fists.]

JLT: Not the best debut under the Joshi Revolution umbrella for Amanda Kauffman! Crystal Hilton just proved that she's better when she's a lone feline!

Leah: Crystal is on the rise here in DU, I can't wait to see what she does next, I wonder if Keiko will beat Amanda with chop-sticks?

JLT: Chop-sticks? Don't be racist, Leah.


[Cameras show Yuku Shiro in a very sexy black hook vest top, with skin tight hip hugging leather pants, white wrist wraps, and an elbow pad. On the right leg of her pants she has the symbol of a golden dragon etched into the pants. In her arms she holds her 2 year old baby infant girl, her dirty blonde hair done in two ponytails, with pink clips at the end wearing a pink Power Puff girl T-Shirt with a pink bottom, and white Keggs sneakers. She sucks on her thumb as she clings to her mother.]

Holly Wentz: Hi! This is Holly Wentz here with a quick interview with the legendary Yuku Shiro preparing to face Katia tonight! Now I like have to ask who this beautiful baby girl you have with you is!

Yuku Shiro: This Holly happens to be my little girl Sakura, I thought I’d bring her down to New York and spend the holiday weekend with her, and show her where mommy works.

Holly Wentz – She is like so adorable!

[Holly tickles her belly, and Sakura gives her a slight smile before burying her head in her mother’s bosom.]

Holly Wentz: Now Yuku tonight you face Katia it what may think is a revenge match after the like levelled you during your tag match last week where she was suppose to be your tag partner, any thoughts?

Yuku Shiro: I don’t know if what Katia did was intentional or not, but I know that she doesn’t like me, and that’s all good; you’re not going to be friends with everyone, my motivation tonight on Katia won’t be vengeance, it will be based on going out there, getting the job done, and sending a solid message to Star.

Holly Wentz: A message to Star?

Yuku Shiro: Correct, she came out here, played a couple of video clips of things I said, and tried to flip them on me looking to make me look stupid. She said that I was the bitter…well I’m not going to finish the rest in front of my little girl. But as you can see I have nothing to be bitter about Star, I got the most beautiful little girl in the world in my arms, and I’m on the top of my game climbing back up the DU ladder; but you did hit something on the nail…I do have that itch….I do want to know if I did in fact really meet my match which is you Star, and if I did, if at Forsaken Destiny 3 you happen to pin me to the mat again, the I’ll take that win with a smile; as people will learn I’ve matured enough over the years to know that you can’t always be the “big dog” in the yard. But tonight Star you’re going to find out that despite being gone I still haven’t lost my stride, I still haven’t lost my sting, and the Life Hammer still hasn’t lost its touch.

[Sakura makes a slight hammer motion with her fist as she looks at her mother, who smiles at her.]

Yuku Shiro: If anything Star, the fact that I wanna know so badly is going to make this hands down the hardest match of your life. So come with your confidence, your wit, your arrogance, and your new column…I’m coming to make you BOW before the QUEEN OF QUEENS.

[Yuku gives her little girl a kiss on the cheek, and walks off with her, as Holly turns to the camera.]

Holly Wentz: Wow, totally awesome exclusive! Back to you girls!

[Holly smiles widely as we cut back to ringside.]

JLT: Aww, that was a pleasant interview!

Leah: That child is bound to be screwed up with that as it’s mother!


[We cut backstage to see Crystal Hilton walking down a corridor as the fans cheer for the New York native. Crystal is dressed in her ring attire and comes to a halt at a door, pushes it open and walks into the office of Shane Rockford. Shane sits up at his desk as Crystal stands with her hands on her hips.]

Shane Rockford: What can we do you for Crystal?

Crystal Hilton: I want a shot at Quinne. I want a rematch, I realized that I’m better on my own without a partner, Feminine Felines is finished and I want a rematch. Quinne stole the belt from me and I want it back, I’m allowed a rematch, it’s in my contract.

Shane Rockford: Actually Crystal, since Quinne has decided to disappear I’ve actually stripped her of the championship. I was going to announce it later tonight but there will be an open Rockford State Championship match at FD3 to crown the new champion and you were the first person I entered.

[Crystal smiles widely and nods her head to Shane.]

Crystal Hilton: Good. I’ll get that belt back.

[Crystal then turns to leave the room, giving Tequila a smile and exiting through the door with a satisfied look on her face. Tequila stands and approaches the desk, looking at Shane.]

Tequila: You stripped Quinne? Why didn’t you tell me?

Shane Rockford: I didn’t think it was that big of a deal. You usually have your head stuck in US than caring about what’s happening with DU.

Tequila: So who is in this match?

Shane Rockford: Well, I think it would be good for our newcomers to enter. I’ve got Jezebel lined up, Suzie Woods too and some new signees. I think it will be a good opportunity for them, the RS championship is all about the future of this company.

Tequila: Cool. It will give Suzie something to focus on rather than trying to get my attention all the time. She scratched my car with her keys, hopefully she gets her ass kicked in that match.


Tag Team Match
Felicity & Mystika v Icenique & Katrina

JLT: And next on the agenda we have a match that could very well be the end of a crumbling friendship. Icenique will be teaming up with Katrina to take on Felicity and Mystika. I hope Icenique and Mystika can get through this thing and keep their friendship in one piece.

Leah: Well, if they didn't would it really be so bad? People aren't supposed to have friends in Divas Unleashed. It goes against our morals. And this little tiff between them could make this match explosive.

[The lights dim for a few seconds. At the entrance stands a lovely figure. "No Problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Moments later silver pyros blast from every which way as she makes her way to the ring.]

John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Homestead, Florida, at a weight of 160 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by Amaryllis Vasquez, ICENIQUE!!!

[The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.]

Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow.
Toast the champagne cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow.
If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day.
You want me to play you, best bring your brain.
You best bring your money.

[Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Kristin in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Kristin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.]

Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow.
Toast the champagne cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow.
If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day.
You want me to play, you best bring your brain.
You best bring your money.

[Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Kristin in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Kristin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.]

John Roe: And her partner, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 129 pounds, she is one half of the Divas Unleashed tag team champion, KATRINA!!!

["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.]

John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 118 pounds, FELICITY!!!

["Thank You For the Venom" by My Chemical Romance begins to play, starting 20 seconds into the song, which is when the lyrics start. The music stops completely after the first verse and the arena lights go out. The crowd murmurs, and suddenly, white pyro shoots from the turnbuckles and showers down from the entrance stage. Mystika walks out and the song picks back up from where it left off. The diva makes her way down to the ring and slides in, posing in the middle. She jumps on one turnbuckle as the prechorus of the song hits and several fans cheer. She hops off of it and then goes to the opposite one, eliciting the same reaction.]

John Roe: Her partner, from Death Valley, California, at a weight of 160 pounds, to be accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget, MYSTIKA!!!

[The bell rings and Katrina and Mystika start off the match. The two women circle one another, looking for an opening, but the ever mischievious Amaryllis Vasquez shouts something to Mystika and she turns to glare at her. Katrina wastes no time running in and drop kicking Mystika to the mat floor.]

Leah: The match has just began and Amaryllis is already getting to Mystika.

JLT: She needs to learn to ignore her if she's going to do well in this thing.

[Katrina pulls Mystika to her feet by the hair and sends her sailing into the ropes. Mystika bounces back and dodges an attempted clothesline but comes back ones again and receives a boot to the face. She falls hard and Katrina quickly goes after her once more. The Queen of Pain hauls Mystika to her feet and thrusts her into the corner. Katrina holds onto the ropes and rams her shoulder into Mystika's midsection repeatedly. When she's had her fill, she grabs Mystika by the head and hair tosses her across the ring as Amaryllis applauds.]

[In the opposite corner, Felicity is anxious as she watches her partner being womanhandled. Katrina goes to pick up Mystika once again but Mystika sticks her foot in her stomach and shoves her away. She then gets on all fours and jumps forward, spearing Katrina into the canvas. Mystika sunset flips and goes for the pin.]

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[Katrina quickly kicks out.]

Leah: This is shaping up to be a good match. Mystika was looking like a ragdoll in there for a second but she's getting herself together.

[Mystika climbs to her feet and takes Katrina with her. She then walks over to the corner and tags in Felicity as the crowd screams. Both Felicity and Mystika grab hold of Katrina and sends her to the ropes. When she returns, with a team effort, they plant her into the mat with a double flapjack and Katrina bounces against the canvas. Mystika then nods to Felicity and exits the ring as Icenique pacing the apron anxiously. Felicity crouches down and waits for Katrina to get up. When she does, Felicity nearly takes her head off with a clothesline. Katrina leaps up once again and Felicity clotheline's her once more. Katrina unsteadily gets up for a third time and Felicity slams her into the mat with a spinebuster.]

Leah: Whoa, Felicity is actually doing something in this match. What a surprise!

JLT: She is taking the bull by the horns here. She's in a match with some big names in DU and wants to make an impact.

Leah: Yeah, since she knows she'll never be one of those big names.

[Katrina lies motionless in the ring. Felicity covers her.]

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JLT: This could be it. Katrina looks spent.

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[Thre...]

[Katrina kicks out at the last possible second. Felicity huffs and lifts Katrina up off the floor but before she can do anything, Katrina surprises her and trips her up with a drop toehold. Felicity's neck falls across the top rope and sneaky Amaryllis creeps towards that side of the ring. Mystika spots it and tries to run inside but the referee quickly stops her and they begin to argue. With the distraction, Amaryllis jokes Felicity against the ropes with no mercy. With in a few seconds, she releases the mother of Shane Rockford's daughter, only to be chased around the ring by Chester McNugget. Amaryllis screams like a mad woman and runs at full speed impressively in a pair of 6-inch spike heels.]

JLT: Wow, that is amazing!

Leah: Look at that tiny woman go! She's working those heels!

[Just as abruptly as he began, Chester ceases his chase and goes back to the side of Mystika. Inside the ring, Katrina has gained some momentum and has Felicity in the corner pummeling her with fist after fist. Katrina then grabs her head and jumps back, smacking Felicity's face against the ring floor with an X-factor. Katrina then goes to drag Felicity away from the ropes and makes the cover.]

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[Felicity gets the shoulder up before the three count as Katrina breathes hard. The Queen of Pain is zapped of her energy. She slowly begins to trek across the ring to the corner but Felicity gets up and tries to pull her back. Katrina quickly punches her in the face and falls into a tag with Icenque. Fresh as ever, the former Unleashed Champion darts into the ring and drives Felicity straight into the mat with a reverse bulldog! The crowd goes wild! Icenique goes to work on her opponent, catching Felicity with knees, forearms and elbows all over the place. Icenique beats Felicity more as if she were in a street fight than a wrestling match. She picks Felicity up and plants her with a vertical suplex. Icenique quickly jumps on top of her for the pin.]

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[Mystika runs in and makes the save, much to Icenique's disappointment. The big booty diva jumps up and throws her hands in the air at Mystika's interference. Mystika flags it off and goes back outside, but jumps up on the apron and reaches for Felicity to make a take. Instead, Felicity catches Icenique off guard and rolls her up.]

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[Thre...]

[Icenique kicks out with force. Felicity scrambles across the ring on her hands and knees and slaps Mystika's outstretched hand. Mystika slowly makes her way into the ring as Icenique stands up. The two friends pause for a moment, staring one another down. With a nod of their heads, Icenique and Msytika collide in the center of the ring in an intense brawl.]

Leah: Bitchfight!

JLT: I think we'd call this a "friendly bitchfight".

Leah: Whatever! BITCHFIGHT!!!

[The two continue exchanging holds and blows, unsuccessfully trying to wear the other woman down. Icenique finally forces Mystika into the corner and slams her head against the top turnbuckle. She pushes her in the corner once against and kicks her in the gut. Icenique works on her close friend hard, uses her like a punching bag. She then climbs up the turnbuckle and starts hitting her with fists to the head.]

[One...two...three...four...five...]

Leah: Man, what a workout. We may be looking at the more talented friend here.

JLT: It isn't over yet, Leah.

[Six...seven...eight....nine...]

[The crowd counts aloud, but before number ten, Mystika lifts Icenique over her head and runs to the center of the ring, then slams her down hard in a powerbomb, holding her in positing for the count!]

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Leah: WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!

JLT: MYSTIKA JUST PINNED HER FRIEND! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!

John Roe: Here are your winners...MYSTIKA AND FELICITY!!!

[Mystika lets Icenique go as the bell rings. Amaryllis is distraught outside of the ring, nearly pulling out her hair. Mystika helps Icenique to her feet and both ladies stumble a little. Mystika offers to shake Icenique's hand, but Amaryllis will have none of that. She leaps onto the apron and dives inside of the ring, quickly shoving Mystika so hard that she goes flyigg over the top rope. Icenique's mouth drops wide open, but Amaryllis ignores it and exits the ring.]

JLT: Man, this is getting out of hand.

Leah: Well, we already know that Mystika and Amaryllis don't get along, but who will Icenique choose? I guess we'll have to wait and see!


[After her music dies down, Mystika asks for a mic from a crew member. She takes it from him and stands over Icenique, glaring at her. The ring clears out except for those two.]

Mystika: It’s been a week, Icenique. Time to make a decision.

JLT: It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Who do you think she should go with?

Leah: Neither. They’re all crazy hoes.

JLT: Well, people say that about you, too.

Leah: Because I am one!

[Icenique stands from the pin and shakes her head, putting her hands on her hips. She shouts, “NO!” and turns away from her former friend, starting to leave the ring. Mystika grabs her shoulder and turns her around to face her.]

Mystika: No, you’re staying. You’re staying in this right with me. You need to give me a decision. I gave you an ultimatum, you said okay, and here we are. Who’s it gonna be, Ice? Me…or her?

[Mystika points at Amaryllis on the outside of the ring. Amaryllis arches a brow and rolls her eyes. She crosses her arms over her chest and looks to Icenique.]

Mystika: C’mon, the people are waiting.

[Icenique breathes heavily, staring at Mystika, her jaw set. Mystika stares back, still holding the mic between them. The crowd starts to get excited at the staring contest, but neither is fazed. After several seconds, Mystika speaks again.]

Mystika: Who’s it going to be, Icenique? Who’s going home with you by their side? Who gets to have your complete loyalty? Me, the best friend, or Amaryllis, the backstabbing bitch?

[Icenique takes the mic from her and shakes her head, rolling her eyes to look at the ceiling. She finally looks back.]

Icenique: No one.

Leah: Smart lady!

[The crowd begins to murmur. A few cheers are heard, along with several boo’s. Mystika blinks and takes the mic back.]

Mystika: Oh no no no, you are making a decision. Me or Amaryllis. It isn’t hard.

Icenique: I said…I ain’t choosing, Mystika. That’s your damn answer.

[Icenique turns to leave the ring again. Mystika throws the mic down and grabs her by the hair, dragging her back in. She throws the former Unleashed champ into the corner and beats her head against the turnbuckle. Icenique starts screaming at her, begging her to stop.]

JLT: What the…Mystika’s gone mad!

[The assault continues and Mystika throws her to the mat. She starts stomping her new adversary over and over. A few refs come in and try to pull her off, but she pushes them all back. She grabs Icenique and picks her up, slapping her over and over. Mystika starts shouting, “Wrong decision! It should be me! ME!” Icenique pushes Mystika away finally and moves uneasily to the ropes. A crew member opens the ropes for her and she walks back up the ramp. Amaryllis follows.]

JLT: And Icenique made an escape! Poor thing. That was a tough choice to make.

Leah: I told you, she’s better off without either.

JLT: And I’m better off without YOU.

[Mystika dives out of the ring and underneath it. She comes out with a steel chair. She stalks Icenique up the ramp. She pushes Amaryllis out of the way and smacks Icenique over the back of the head with the chair. She falls and Mystika continues to beat her, screaming in rage and frustration. Several other divas come out from backstage and help the refs pull Mystika away. Katia takes the chair and Vixen helps Icenique up. Some divas and refs follow Icenique back, Amaryllis included. Chester comes rushing out and tries to calm his fiancée down. She kicks him away and starts to head after Icenique. They all pull her back.]

JLT: Wow, Mystika’s gone nuts! I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship.

Leah: Good, she deserves to be locked up, trying to beat people up like that.

JLT: Someone should lock you up for being a bitch.

Leah: Only thing is, I make bitches look goooood.

JLT: Let’s go to commercial before I take MY chair and beat YOU up!


Standard Match
Katia v Yuku Shiro

JLT: We’ve reached our main event as Yuku Shiro and Katia fight after Katia inadvertently, or not, took out Yuku in their tag match last week. Yuku was annoyed that Katia planted her finisher on her own partner and here we are! This should be an excellent match!

Leah: Yes, especially since both have different people on their minds. Yuku is preparing to fight Star and Katia wants to take on Chimera so this match should be packed full of aggression!

[“Brick House 2003” by Rob Zombie & Trina suddenly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil Katia..Along side her is her manager Livia who's also as evil, Katia now walks out from the back and makes her way towards the ring, But before she reaches there she stops at the stage section and gives the crowd a little twirl of her latest outfit, Although she gets mostly boos out of it.]

John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Alexandria, Egypt, at a weight of 120lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Livia...KATIA!!!

[Finally with Livia by her side the evil Katia begins to head to the ring waving to the crowd like she's the queen of the world. When both Divas reach the ring, Livia jumps up on Katias' makeup before the match can begin the apron and holds the middle rope for Katia who enters it ever so graciously, Once inside the ring now Livia begins to check on her.]

["Invincible" by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring. Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.]

John Roe: Her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, at a weight of 150lbs, she is the Queen of Queens...YUKU SHIRO!!!

[The referee calls for the bell and Yuku and Katia waste no time in exchanging slaps and punches. Katia backs Yuku into the ropes and lands some good chops and then whips her across the ring. Yuku hits the other side and comes back and Katia connects with a back body drop. Katia pulls Yuku to her feet and rocket’s her back to the mat with a short arm clothesline and starts to stomp away at her. Katia stops and climbs the ropes and comes off landing a senton bomb to Yuku’s chest, and makes the cover.]

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[Yuku kicks out.]

JLT: Yuku getting the stuffing knocked out of her!

Leah: By Katie!

[Katia pulls Yuku back to her feet and whips her into the ropes and Yuku goes up and over the ropes, tumbling to the outside. Katia goes running and leaps over the top rope nailing Yuku with a corkscrew moonsault. Katia pulls Yuku back up and rolls her into the ring. Katia slides into the ring, and rolls Yuku up.]

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[Yuku with the kick out.]

[Katia pulls Yuku back to her feet and starts punching her with repeated left and rights and sends her back into the corner. Katia lifts Yuku up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up locks in and hits a superplex. Katia quickly get’s up and jumps back up on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a swantom bomb again, but only hit’s the mat as Yuku manages to roll out of the way. Katia hits hard and Yuku manages to get to her feet. Yuku shakes off the cobwebs and Katia starts to get to her feet when Yuku hits her from behind with a chop block to her knee.]

JLT: Yuku is targeting Katia’s knee, a bit of psychology there!

Leah: Maybe she’s just not a fan of knees?

[Katia screams out in pain holding her left knee. Yuku flops Katia onto her back and unmercifully starts stomping on Katia’s left knee, creating more screams from Katia. Yuku drops to the mat and grabs Katia by the leg and pulls her to the outside and drapes her knee across the ring apron. Yuku climbs up on the apron and leaps bringing her leg across the injured knee of Katia. Katia screams out again as she rolls into the ring holding her knee. Yuku slides back in and grabs Katia by the leg, pulls her to the ropes, and places her leg on the bottom rope and starts stomping on it. The ref calls for the break and Yuku backs away. Katia still screaming tries to pull her self up but falls to the mat in extreme pain.]

Leah: Katia in some serious pain, Yuku as shown an aggressive side tonight, trying to render Katia immobile.

JLT: Yuku is working on that knee.

[Yuku backs away as Katia finally manages to get to her feet, limping heavily favoring her left knee. Yuku smiles and lands a stiff boot shot to her knee. Katia screams and starts to fall back when Yuku quickly grabs her lifts her up and hits the a tornado DDT. Yuku quickly covers and the ref drops down for the count.]

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[2]

[Katia kicks out somehow.]

[Yuku has a look of shock on her face. Yuku gets to her feet and bends down to pick Katia up, but Katia rolls Yuku up in a small package and the ref counts. Yuku shakes her legs, trying to escape.]

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[Yuku kicks out.]

JLT: All these near falls!

[Katia get to her feet, but is still limping. She pulls Yuku up and plants her with a vicious DDT. Katia then heads to the top rope, she gets in position for a Chaotic Kittie and leaps from the top rope but Yuku rolls out of the way. Katia rolls to her feet and stands dazed Yuku then comes from behind to Katia, catching her with a “Life Hammer”. She pins.]

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JLT: She won!

John Roe: Here is your winner…YUKU SHIRO!!!

[Yuku stands with a smug look on her face, she looks at Katia who lies on the canvas. Yuku then rolls out of the ring and picks up her daughter from the front row and hugs her as she heads up the ramp with a focused look on her face. After a few moments, Katia sits up in the ring when suddenly from behind comes Chimera with a chairshot to the back of Katia’s head. Katia falls to the canvas as Chimera stands over her and drives the chair into Katia’s mid-section. Chimera then kneels over Katia and rubs the Unleashed Championship in her face as she nods.]


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Epilogue

Thanks to Ally, Latrice, Kandi, Marie, Rob, Todd, and anybody else for helping out with the show! I'm sorry it too so long to be posted but it's been a weird week for me and my mind and I was really demotivated. We had a good week of roleplaying, and we have one show left until FD3, I hope that the lateness is made up with quality as I tried to add some extra spark so I hope y'all enjoyed! Thank you for reading!

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