Friday October 13th 2006
American Airlines Arena, Miami, Florida

[We cut straight into the introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the Miami arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up their infamous signs. The camera cuts to the ring which has now had Krysta Taylor's face imprinted on the canvas. The camera then cuts away and pans around to the arena to catch some of the fans handywork. The director picks out the best, “Alanis Morissette For Champion!”, “Krysta Is A Ho!” and “Miami Wants Shayla's Heat!” are just a select few. The audience cheer as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.] JLT: Good evening to everyone joining us around the globe! Welcome to another edition of Exile, coming to you live from the American Airlines Arena in Miami on the spookiest of days, Friday The 13th! Are you scared, Leah? Leah: I'm not scared. I would do Jason Voorhies so good. If he came here tonight, we'd get buckwild! JLT: Okay, too much information! We have an amazing show for you tonight, and we're expecting an explosive show as Shane and Tecky have jetted off on their honeymoon and Krysta Taylor is in charge! Leah: I'm loving Krysta being in charge, we get to see some cool matches Shane would be too nice to make! However, we're stuck with a safe main event as Chimera takes Yuku Shiro on in singles action, in a non-title match too, if Yuku can win, she could very well be the number one contender! JLT: That is true! We've also got the Rockford State Championship on the line as Crystal Hilton defends against Summer McCoy, following a challenge made on last Exile! I'm so excited to see those two women face off again, I'm expecting a brutal match, both want to win that belt! Leah: That’s right! I hope Crystal wins tonight! JLT: …because she's black? Leah: Of course! JLT: Aww, the racism! We also have the first-ever Disneyworld match as newcomer Revolver makes her debut against Tiger Lily at Walt Disney's theme park in Orlando! I can't wait to see that, I can only dream of what that match is like! I hope Mickey Mouse remained unharmed! Leah: Well I know Minnie could do with taking down a peg or two, that arrogant bitch! We also have the first-ever "Battle of Idiots" match as Carley and Courtney Monroe fight it out in that very ring! I've been waiting to see them rip each other apart for the longest time, I hope that happens tonight! JLT: That match should be a one of a kind. We also have Aphrodite, Lani Lashae, KibbyD teaming up to take on The Occult and Noriko Lee in six-person tag team action. I can't wait for that one, the Aphrodite-lead team seems one of the most suited we've ever had! Leah: Yes, so annoying and talentless! What a team! JLT: We've also got Maya Okosaki making her second outing as a DU wrestler as she battles Shayla Walker in singles action, and I'm pretty sure Dame Barbara's presence will be felt during that match! She's such an interferring old bag! Leah: She is but Maya is devoid of a personality! Barbara will make that match worth watching! JLT: Speaking of personalities, we've got Ashley T. Bopper interviewing Shayla and Barbara later on in the show, and I've seen her earlier today, and viewers, you won't believe what she has done to herself! Leah: Well I hope she's cut off an arm! JLT: I hope not! Leah: First we've got Keira Nguyen taking on Jennifer Collins in a debutants match! We saw Keira arrive last week and, let's ot lie, beat the crap out of Tracee! I can't wait to see what she does tonight! JLT: I've heard good things about Jennifer Collins, she could very well pick up the victory in her debut match! Leah: And that's our show! Can we go home now? JLT: Why? We have the whole evening to enjoy! Leah: Ugh! Debutants Match Jennifer Collins vs. Keira Nguyen JLT: Alright, now we have a match between two new debuting divas. Keira Nguyen, not to be confused with Keira Knightley, made her presence known last week by attacking her younger sister, Tracee. There are definitely some family issues going on here and it will be interesting to see what comes of it. Leah: We’ll see if that Joshi Revolution-reject can make it in DU when she takes on Jennifer Collins, who is also a debuting diva. JLT: That’s right, so without further delay….let’s get ready to RUMBLE! Whooo!!!! I always wanted to do that. Leah: Don’t….ever scream like that again. [Suddenly, the lights dim, leaving the ramp lit up in red. White light then flashes on and off at the entrance. Heavy smoke rises at the top of the ramp. The chorus of "37mm" by AFI begins to play. Keira walks out, straight down the ramp towards the ring through the second rope. She goes atop of each second turnbuckle and poses seductively.] John Roe: The following contest is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Hanoi, Vietnam….KEIRA NGUYEN!! ["Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Seattle, Washington…JENNIFER COLLINS!!! [As Jennifer Collins is stretching in the corner, Keira wastes no time in getting the match started, by attacking Jennifer with a running clothesline when her back is turned. The force of the attack launches Jennifer into the turnbuckle, smashing her face into the steel post.] JLT: What a cheap shot! Leah: What are you talking about? That was great! JLT: The match hasn’t even started yet! [The bell rings, signaling the beginning of the match.] Leah: It’s all legal now! [The camera returns to the match, where Keira is now mounted on top of Jennifer, delivering a flurry of hard slaps. Jennifer manages to deflect one of the blows and grabs a handful of Keira’s hair and flips her over her shoulders. Jennifer then mounts delivers a couple of hard slaps as well. Jennifer then stands, grabbing Keira by the hair, and tosses her into the corner.] JLT: Well they sure are catty. Leah: I love it! Yeah! Pull that bitches hair out! [With Keira slumped over the corner, Jennifer charges toward her and attempts a body splash, but Keira anticipates the attack, dodges it, and Jen goes crashing into the turnbuckle herself. Keira then delivers a few stiff soccer kicks to Jennifer’s back and drags her to the center of the ring by the hair. Keira gives Jen a couple of hard slaps, knocking her to the ground. She follows it up by hooking Jennifer’s legs under her arms and delivers a giant swing that catapults Jennifer through the ropes to the outside. Jen hits the mats hard and almost knocked her head against the steel barricade.] JLT: I believe Keira calls that the Bitch Fit. Leah: Appropriate name. [With Jennifer laid out, Keira walks seductively around the ring, trying to grab the attention of the audience but is mostly treated with some heavy boos. Keira doesn’t seem to mind, and it actually appears that she enjoys it. Jennifer eventually gets back to her feet and climbs the turnbuckle. Keira is still catering to the audience, when Jennifer leaps off the top rope and nails a hard dropkick to the back of Keira’s head, knocking Keira off her feet.] JLT: Nicely done! [Jennifer capitalizes on her attack by dropping a leg across Keira’s throat as she lies on the mat. Jennifer then brings Keira to her feet and irish whips her into the ropes. On the rebound, Jennifer tries to hit a hurricanrana, but Keira reverses it into a sit-down powerbomb with a pin.] 1… 2… [Jennifer shifts her momentum and reverses the pin, into a pinfall attempt of her own, hooking Keira’s legs.] 1… 2… [Keira manages to shove her off. Jennifer is the first to get to her feet and takes Keira down with clothesline. Keira climbs to her feet again but Jennifer comes charging back again and nails yet another clothesline. Keira pops back to her feet, and Jen goes for another clothesline, but Keira foresees the attack this time, and does a back-bend to avoid the clothesline. Keira then turns around, grabs a handful of Jen’s hair, and slams her hard down on the mat. Keira then runs into the ropes and drops an elbow across Jennifer’s chest. She then covers for a pin.] 1... 2… JLT: And Jennifer kicks out. That was a close one! [Keira remains on the offense and deals a few stiff kicks to Jen’s abdomen. Eventually, Jen climbs back to her feet, but Keira is back on her and nails a swinging neckbreaker. Keira covers again.] 1… 2… [The referee sees that Jennifer’s foot is under the rope and breaks the count. Keira looks pissed and argues with the referee. She begins screaming really loudly, but Jennifer comes up from behind and rolls her into a schoolgirl pin.] Leah: Wah! Look out! 1… 2… [Keira manages to kick out of it. Jennifer runs towards Keira, but she sidesteps it and Jennifer crashes into the turnbuckle. Keira then turns Jennifer around and plants a wet kiss on her face, much to the delight of the male fans. Keira then backs away and spits out red Asian Mist into Jennifer’s eyes. Keira follows up with a roundhouse kick that lands the opponent onto the floor, she then executes the surfboard stretch. Jennifer’s face looks red with pain.] JLT: Ex’s and Oh’s! What a move! Leah: Did she KISS her?!?! She should shack up with Bloo! [Jennifer tries to fight it but Keira’s submission finisher is just too much. She begins tapping wildly. The ref calls the end of the match. John Roe: Here is your winner….KEIRA NGUYEN!!! [Keira still has Jen locked in the surfboard, and the ref has to pry her hands off her. Keira looks annoyed at the ref and shoves him off of her. She then circles the ring dominantly, and points her finger in the air, signaling that she is number one.] JLT: Keira picked up the victory! That was an impressive finisher! Leah: I think she should stick to acting. [We cut backstage to see Deanna and Tracee watching on a monitor in their dressing room. Deanna half-smiles as Tracee’s face scrunches up into a smile as she mutters under her breath and walks out of her dressing room. Deanna continues to watch on television as Keira celebrates her victory in the ring.] [The camera zooms in on Krysta Taylor’s smiling face which is imprinted onto the ring canvas, and the hugely “Krysta-themed” arena. The camera pans around to see the fans when suddenly John Roe walks into the ring, smartly dressed as usual and brings the microphone to his lips.] John Roe: Please stand for Divas Unleashed’s interim president, Her Royal Highness…KRYSTA TAYLOR!!! [The fans stand with a chorus of boos as “Horny As A Dandy” by Mousse T. hits the PA system, Krysta struts out wearing a stylish white dress, with her hair flowing. She fondles her breasts and smiles to the audience, raising her eyebrows. She then struts down the ramp, like she’s strutting down a catwalk, and poses for a collection of photographers at ringside.] [Krysta then climbs into the ring, and takes the microphone from John Roe, and admires the portrait of herself on the canvas. She giggles to herself and stands with a smirk on her face as her music dies down.] Krysta Taylor: Good evening, peasants and stinky people! It is I, Queen Krysta I, here for you tonight! I’m in control now while Shane and Tequila are off making babies and I finally get to do all the things I’ve wanted to do! I can make matches, fire people, hire people, the works! So I bet all you people who publicly bashed me are wishing you didn’t now! [Krysta smiles deviously.] Krysta Taylor: Yes, you can be sorry but I won’t forgive you. You know what? I’ll keep you hanging, as I’m such a tease. Anyway, I came out here tonight to let you know I have something very special planned this evening. Exile shows are going to be brilliant again thanks to me. I’m so fabulous, and sexy, I can see you all guys out there eyeing me up and thinking “Mmm, I’d like to get into her pants”, well you know what? Maybe later. [Krysta raises her eyebrow and winks at a cute male fan in the audience and giggles, playing with her hair.] Krysta Taylor: I think all you divas in the back better be on high alert because I will fire people, I already have a hit list of people I’d love to get rid of, and it starts tonight! If you don’t impress me in your match, then you’re gone! Queen Krysta has high expectations! Krysta Taylor: That’s all I wanted to say tonight, I wanted to bless you with my presence. I know all you fans came to get a glimpse of me. Let me just leave all you divas with the saying that actions speak louder than words! [Krysta then hands the microphone back to John Roe and struts out of the ring, pouting to the audience as she leaves and heads to backstage as Mousse T. continues to play.] JLT: Am I the only one who thought that was just a waste of time? Leah: It’s Krysta, everything about her is wasted time and energy. I hope I don’t get fired for that though, did you hear she’s going to fire people who don’t impress her? JLT: I doubt she will, I think it’s all just a front, she doesn’t want to piss Shane Rockford off, then she’ll be the one getting fired! Disneyworld Match Revolver vs. Tiger Lily JLT: Next up we have the first-ever “Disneyworld Match” as newcomer Revolver makes her debut against Askai Champion Tiger Lily! This is sure to be a one of a kind match, I’ve never seen wrestling in Walt Disneyworld before! Leah: Disneyworld is like crack cocaine for children! It’s a shame we can’t be there to commentate and get some candyfloss and go on Aerosmith’s rollercoaster! That’s just a slap in the face right there! JLT: This match was taped earlier today, but Leah and I haven’t had the chance to see it yet so all our commentary will be live. I think it was taped because Disneyworld right now would be really dark and they have all those fireworks! Leah: No, the dark is when all those dirty old men come out, and plus it’s better to have it in the day. The heat, the crowds of people, the rides! Oh, I wish I was at Disneyworld now! I wish! Can we go Jamie? Please? Please? Please? JLT: Calm down! You’re a grown woman! [Leah rolls her eyes as the camera fades into a shot of the horizon of Disneyworld in Orlando. The camera then cuts to Tiger Lily standing opposite Revolver, with a referee in the middle of them and the Magic Kingdom’s famous castle behind them. Revolver stares at Lily, as Lily waves to the huge crowd that have formed around them. The referee explains the rules.] Referee: Okay ladies, you both can go anywhere in the park as long as it’s in Disneyworld. I don’t want any of you two chicks to jump a city bus. Falls and submissions count anywhere in the park. Do you understand? [The referee looks at both athletes who nod. The referee then pulls out an air horn from his pants and holds it into the air, squeezing as a loud screech starts the match.] Referee: Go! [Lily and Revolver both stand opposite each other, they walk up to each other. Revolver’s appearance looks to intimidate Lily but Lily smiles at her. Lily then suddenly turns and begins to run, darting through the crowd. Revolver then quickly chases after her, as Lily runs along the boardwalk and stops in front of the Magic Kingdom’s castle. Lily, slightly out of breath, then turns as Revolver runs towards her. Lily then lifts her foot up into the air and nails a mule kick to Revolver’s face. Revolver stumbles backwards as Lily then begins to nail her with a barrage of rights and lefts, and knocks Revolver to the floor.] JLT: Let’s not forget that the Disney parks have concrete floors! Leah: They have cool little footprints to follow in some places! God, Disneyworld is such a magical place! Where dreams become reality! [Lily then begins to run again and climbs onto a Disney park jeep, used by janitors. She starts it and begins to drive away, as the janitor drops his broom and chases after her. Revolver looks up and begins to run after her as well. Lily drives, evading all of the children and families and finally comes to a halt outside Space Mountain. Lily leaps off and begins to squeal excitedly at the ride, as people in the park begin to recognize her and applaud her.] Leah: Ugh, look at her, trying to be a celebrity. She has to a match to focus on! JLT: It’s so busy there! [Lily smiles and turns to see Revolver, Revolver nails her with a clothesline knocking her to the concrete floor. Revolver begins to stomp on Lily and drops an elbow onto her, as a crowd gathers to watch the match. Revolver approaches the janitor who has arrived for his truck, and snatches the broom from him. Lily finds her feet as Revolver swings for Lily’s head. Lily ducks, and Revolver swings for her feet but Lily leaps up into the air. Revolver then swings the broom for Lily’s stomach and catches her, as Lily keels over.] JLT: Ouch! Leah: That’s how they should do abortions! [Revolver grabs Lily into a front face lock and tries to execute a twist of fate. Lily rolls out of it and pulls Revolver into a Northern Lights suplex, slamming her into the concrete. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [Revolver kicks out.] JLT: She could have easily been knocked out! Leah: Revolver is freaky looking, I bet when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracks instantly! [Lily then sits up as Revolver holds her back, Lily then springs to her feet and runs into the ride, she darts down the “Express Pass” lane to the ride and the people in the huge queue, but the people cheer the Askai Champion. The referee and Revolver are soon in hot pursuit, as the cameraman turns on night-vision in the dark queue leading up to the ride. Lily reaches the top and smiles, she runs towards a free carriage and tries to board the ride but Revolver has caught up to her and spears her down.] Leah: Owned. [Revolver quickly straddles Lily and begins to ram her head into the wooden floor. Lily manages to push her off and climbs to her feet, the Disney ushers then direct Lily to a carriage of the ride. Lily hops in and buckles herself up, Revolver stands and looks shocked. Lily waves to Revolver but Revolver leaps onto the carriage behind. The two women disappear into the ride.] JLT: Where they hell are they? Are they on Space Mountain? Leah: Well obviously, did you not see them skip the queue! Space Mountain is so scary! JLT: I can’t believe they’re on a rollercoaster in the middle of a wrestling match! [The camera crew then begin to run back out to the entrance of the ride. After several moments, Lily walks out of the exit with a smile on her face having enjoyed the ride very much. Revolver walks behind her, holding her mouth like she’s about to throw up. She wretches but holds her mouth firmly.] Leah: If she pukes, I’m never ever going to like her. JLT: This match is chaos! [Lily then begins to walk towards a nearby Disney store but Revolver comes from behind, nailing Lily with an elbow to the back of the head. Revolver then attempts to nail a German suplex but Lily backflips out of it. Lily then kicks Revolver in the mid-section and grabs her by the hair. Lily then begins to spin Revolver around by her hair, as the audience laugh. Lily then releases Revolver, who then flies towards the Disney store and smashes through the glass and crashes into the items of the store.] JLT: Holy crap! Leah: Ouch! That’s probably about $6000 worth of damage! Disney merchandise is so ridiculously overpriced! JLT: Tell me about it. [Lily looks shocked as the audience stop laughing, Lily then runs into the shop and rolls Revolver over, and pins her. The referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Lily won! Leah: Well she did throw someone through a window! That girl is vicious! [Lily smiles and sits up as Revolver writhes on the broken store, Lily then grabs a Mickey Mouse lollipop and celebrates by raising her arms in the air. Lily then runs out of the store and into the crowd of kids that have assembled, Lily then hands her lollipop to a little girl and begins to celebrate with her little fan base.] Leah: Lily just shoplifted as well! Lock her up! [Krysta sits in her office, which is decorated with portraits of herself. There is a large cut-out of herself standing from her adult career, with Ron Jeremy standing with an arm around a nearly-naked Krysta. Krysta has swapped Shane’s boring desk for a bright red one shaped in the style of two lips.] [There is a knock on the door, Krysta sits up and adjusts her hair and unzips her top to reveal more of her cleavage. The person pushes the door open and steps into the room, Amanda Kauffman walks into the room with an annoyed expression her face. Krysta giggles, Amanda approaches her desk and crosses her arms.] Krysta Taylor: Oh, it’s Paris Hilton. Amanda Kauffman: Shut up Krysta. [Amanda clenches her fists together, Krysta leans back in her chair and smiles, raising an eyebrow.] Krysta Taylor: Well? Amanda Kauffman: I’m here to talk about my contract, you called me in. You refused to do it by telephone so I had to fly all the way out here. Let’s sort this out. Krysta Taylor: Hmm, I know. Why don’t you have a normal contract like the rest of the roster does? None of your stupid “pay per win” crap. If you hadn’t of made yourself a contract outcast then you wouldn’t have this problem. Amanda Kauffman: I earn more if I have my “pay by win” but I’ll settle for that. I want a Rockford State Championship shot though. Krysta Taylor: Oh, whatever. Paris, you need to get your snotty bitch ass back to work because I will fire you. I’ll decide who gets the title shots. Amanda Kauffman: You’re such a bitch, Krysta. I want a title shot. Krysta Taylor: Maybe you should be quiet because the longer you go without annoying me, the more chance you have of getting that. I’ll give you a title shot when I’m ready, Summer McCoy is the current number one contender. Amanda Kauffman: Summer was pinned at FD3! That should make her last! Krysta Taylor: Well KibbyD and Suzie Woods were also in that match, what makes you more deserving than them? Amanda Kauffman: I just deserve it! Krysta Taylor: Just shut up. You’re going to get a title shot, just not at the Rockford State title. You’ll see later tonight with what I’m planning. Amanda Kauffman: I’m leaving, I can’t stand here any longer without putting my foot through your over-botoxed face! [Amanda turns and leaves the room with a smile on her face as Krysta’s mouth gapes open, she immediately reaches for her hand mirror and begins to check her face. She closes it and screws up her face after Amanda.] Standard Match Maya Okosaki vs. Shayla Walker JLT: Well Leah, were about to see Maya Okosaki in the ring as she will face a tough challenge from Shayla Walker. Leah: This match does have the making to be a very entertaining match, as two of the young guns here at Divas Unleashed will go head-to-head. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Barberton, Ohio. She weights in at 112 pounds and stands 5 feet 2 inches tall and is being accompanied to the ring by Dame Barbara Windsor, she is...SHAYLA WALKER!!! [“"Boom" by P.O.D. begins to blue fireworks at the entrance. Shayla Walker walks down to the ring with Dame Barbara at her side. Shayla hugs Barbara before climbing into the ring and standing in her corner.] JLT: Shayla makes her way to the ring with the self-proclaimed legend and Dame Barbara Windsor. Leah: Self-Proclaimed legend! Are you out of your damn mind JLT? Dame Barbara is a bonafide legend. She’s one of the pioneers that have brought women’s wrestling to the fore front and the greatest Asaki Champion ever. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Kyoto, Japan. She weights in at 120 pounds and stands 5 feet 7 inches tall, she is...MAYA OKOSAKI!!! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system and Maya steps into the aisle and begins making her way down the aisle. Despite the fans cheering her on. Maya's focus is solely on the ring and the match ahead. Once at the ring she steps through the ropes and bows respectfully to the referee before going over to her corner to meditate.] JLT: And we’re underway! [Shayla charges at Maya and nails her with repeated right hands. Shayla whips Maya to the opposite corner and Maya hits the turnbuckle padding hard. Shayla charges after her and Maya gets her boot up. Shayla staggers towards the center of the ring and Maya comes from behind and hits a facebuster. Shayla slowly gets up and Maya nails her with repeated judo strikes to the mid-section. She then kicks her in the stomach and takes her down with a hip throw. Maya gets up and drops a knee over the face of Shayla and makes the cover. 1…….2…and Shayla kicks out. Both women get up and Shayla knees Maya in the stomach and then repeatedly drives her knee into Maya’s chest. She then flips her off and clotheslines her down hard. Maya slowly gets up and Shayla kicks her in the stomach and clubs her hard in the back before dropping a forward elbow and rolling her over for the cover, 1...2...and Maya gets her shoulder up.] Leah: That’s how it’s done right there. Shayla is just wasting that Asian Ho, Maya. JLT: Both women are using the ground and pound philosophy. They don’t want to let their opponents get up and just want to inflict pain and punishment. [Shayla lifts up Maya and hits her with a knife-edged chop. Shayla then whips Maya into the ropes and Maya bounces off the ropes and Shayla back drops her. Maya slowly gets up and Shayla kicks her in the stomach and sets up for a piledriver. Maya, however, trips Shayla up and flips forward into a bridge pin, 1...2...and Shayla kicks out. Both women get up and Maya kicks Shayla in the stomach and hits a snap suplex. Shayla is slow to get up and Maya runs into the ropes and hits a neckbreaker drop. Maya then rolls over and covers her, 1...2...and Shayla gets the shoulder up again. Maya gets up and grabs Shayla. She kicks her in the stomach and attempts a DDT, but Shayla lifts Maya up and throws her forward and right on her chest. Maya slowly gets up and Shayla kicks her in the face.] JLT: Neither woman is able to get a clear advantage. They are going back and forth relentlessly here. [Shayla grabs Maya and clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside. Shayla quickly exits the ring and grabs Maya. She then drives her face first into the announce table. Maya stumbles around and Shayla then grabs Maya and whips her hard into the steel steps. Maya is down and Shayla grabs her and rolls her into the ring. Shayla then gets up and climbs to the top rope. Maya slowly gets up and Shayla jumps off and hits a double axe handle smash. She then covers Maya and hooks the leg, 1...2...and Maya kicks out. Shayla gets up and grabs Maya. She whips her into the ropes and Maya bounces off the ropes and into a flying headscissors. Shayla gets up and picks up Maya who hits Shayla with a jawbreaker and Shayla staggers back into the ropes. Maya gets up and Shayla gets up only to run into a Martial Arts kick from Maya that sends Shayla to the mat and Maya goes for the pin, 1...2...and Shayla kicks out. Both women get up and Maya kicks Shayla in the stomach and follows up with a DDT that leaves both women on the mat exhausted.] JLT: Maya spiked Shayla with that DDT. Now, can she take advantage of this! Leah: Shayla has taken too much out of her. I don’t think she’ll be able to do anything! [The referee starts to count them both down. 1………2………3…..and Maya starts to stir. By four, she’s up, but Shayla is also starting to get to her feet. Maya walks over and nails Shayla with repeated Martial Art kicks. Shayla tries to cover up as best as possible, but still takes several hard shots that send her back down to the mat. Maya drops to the mat and covers Shayla for the pin, 1...2...and Shayla gets the shoulder up again. Maya gets up and grabs Shayla. Shayla however rakes Maya in the eyes and then kicks her in the stomach and delivers a devastating piledriver.] Leah: Ha! That’s it! That’s got to be it! JLT: My God, what a piledriver. That could’ve broken Maya’s neck. [The crowd boos loudly and Shayla gets up and starts to stalk Maya. Shayla grabs her and locks in a Boston Crab! Maya tries to reach for the ropes, but Shayla pulls her back. Maya tries to pull forward, but finds that it only increases the pressure. She reaches around for anything, but with no luck. She tries to power out, but Shayla has her weight pushing down on her. She then manages to muster some strength and powers out of the Boston Crab. Shayla shocked, collects herself, and then goes to reapply the hold, but Maya, out of nowhere, hits a superkick as both women fall to the mat!] JLT: What a superkick! Leah: What a match! [The referee starts to count again. 1………..2……….3………..4………..and Maya starts to stir..5………….6….and Maya gets up. She then falls on top of Shayla, 1...2...and Shayla gets the shoulder up. Maya slowly gets up and grabs Shayla. She sets up for the Bridged Full Nelson, but Shayla rolls out of it and gets up. Maya runs towards Shayla and tries for a clothesline, but Shayla ducks, spins around and hits a back suplex. Shayla gets to her feet and drops a leg over Maya. She then stumbles back up to her feet and lifts Maya up. Shayla grabs Maya and Maya suddenly with a reversal grabs Shayla and hits her with several rolling German suplexes.. Maya stumbles to her feet and notices Dame Barbara on the ring apron.] JLT: What is Barbara doing? [Maya walks towards Barbara as Barbara swings for her and nails her across the face with a right hand, the referee sees this and runs over to Barbara and begins to warn her. The referee then points the back, suspending Barbara from ringside. Maya stumbles backwards as Shayla Walker has risen to her feet and nails Maya with a clothesline. Maya hits the canvas and rolls to her feet as Barbara slowly makes her exit from ringside, with an angry look on her face.] [Barbara then calls Shayla over as Shayla learns through the ropes and listens as Barbara whispers something in her ear, Shayla nods and turns around. The distraction by Barbara has allowed Maya to get to her feet as she lifts Shayla up into a Fireman’s carry and drives her into the canvas with a Michinoku driver. Maya then leans forward and hooks Shayla’s leg.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…MAYA OKOSAKI!!! [The sounds of Mortal Kombat fill the arena as Maya rolls off Shayla’s body and walks towards the ropes, dropping down of the ring. Maya walks past Barbara, who sneers at her, but Maya ignores her and walks up the ramp and backstage, whispering her thoughts to herself. Shayla Walker lies on the canvas and breathes heavily, burying her face in her hands as Barbara looks on with her hands on her hip, an annoyed expression on her face.] JLT: Maya didn’t look too happy that she won! Leah: She’s Asian, their faces are so weird you don’t know when they’re expressing emotion or not. Shayla lost because of Barbara, again! JLT: I wonder what the repercussions will be with that! [We cut backstage to see Holly Wentz smiling with a microphone in her hand, next to her stands Mystika with a confident look on her face. Holly smiles to the camera and brings the microphone to her lips.] Holly Wentz: I’m standing backstage with Divas Unleashed Hall of Famer, Mystika. How are you doing? Mystika: I’m doing great, thank you Holly. Holly Wentz: So you asked me to do this interview? Do you have something you want to get off your chest? Mystika: Yes, Holly. After seeing myself on Ashley last week, I did some serious thinking. I thought about my past, my present and my future and I came to a conclusion. I thought long and hard about this, but I think it’s time for me to retire. Holly Wentz: Really? Are you sure? Mystika: I’ve achieved everything I can in Divas Unleashed. I’ve held championships, won Diva of the Month, won FWA awards, competed in MeloDU, made friends, lost friends. It’s been a really rocky road and I think now that things are on a good path, it’s time to call it a day. Holly Wentz: What made you decide that? You’ve given us some back-story there about your thinking but was there anything in particular? Mystika: I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, but I was watching my match with Icenique at FD3 and I thought, that was the perfect match to leave on, you know? If I have another match on Exile, it could be the worst in my career and I don’t want to go out like that. It’s time to pass the torch, and I’ll be making my final Exile appearance next week. Holly Wentz: Well okay, I know we’re going to miss you. That was a shocking announcement but thank you for coming to me, back to you ladies! [We cut back to ringside.] JLT: Wow, Mystika is retiring? How sad is that? Leah: Thank the Lord! Rockford State Championship Match Crystal Hilton © vs. Summer McCoy JLT: “Well Leah it’s time for our Rockford State Championship match, and this should be very interesting considering it features two girls who just do not like each other” Leah: “You got that right, words have been exchanged and fists have been thrown. It’s about time that these two girls just finally settle it in the ring” JLT: “Yeah, should be really exciting. Anyway we take you to the ring where John Roe will announce the participants in the upcoming match” John Roe: “Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first the challenger from Los Angeles California, Summer McCoy!!!!!!” "Bitch" by Jamelia blasts through the arena as Summer McCoy is shown at the ramp, Her finger in the air signaling she is number one. The Titantron shows Summer McCoy in past Federations and in NLCW. She is shown Sunny Dropping (Widows Peak) Carmella. She is also shown talking to Angelic Suicide. Summer is then shown Sunny Dropping Angelic Suicide. The TitanTron now shows Summer McCoy posing in rather her bikini's or in a regular attire. The TitanTron then plays past feds where Summer has defeated three boys. It shows her Summer Kicking (Chick Kick) Havoc, Summer Kicking Erik Black, and Roundhouse Kicking The Tiger. At the end of those three wonderful things Summer has done it shows her standing in the ring with the XWL HeavyWeight Title in her hands. Summer McCoy is smiling at the top of the ramp. She then puts her finger in the air to signal she is number one. With a smirk Summer begins to walk to the ring. She is now side by the ring and looks at the audience. She rolls her eyes and slowly walks up the steps. She then enters the ring nice and slow as the camera zooms up on her butt, Which her skirt goes up, revealing her thong. Summer then enters and steps in the middle of the ring. She puts her finger in the air again to signal she is number one. She then walks towards the turnbuckle and goes on it. She smiles and puts her hands in the air. She then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises her hands again and yells: Im better then you all! John Roe: “And her opponent the champion, coming from Long Island New York,- All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and stares over at summer with a look of disgust on her face. The referee just stares at the two wrestlers before ringing the bell JLT: “Looks like the match is officially underway” Leah: “Come on Summer put that damn Crystal down on the mat” The two superstars just circle around each other, and Crystal slowly places her hand in the air wanting to inter lock with Summer and Summer looks as she is about to grab them but she doesn’t and instead she kicks Crystal right in the mid section. The Rose Girl kneels over, and Summer places Crystal head in between her legs and lifts her up for a powerbomb JLT: “What a cheap trick by Summer” Leah: “Summer is only doing what’s necessary to get the win” As she lifts up Crystal into the air, Crystal counters with a hurricarana and pins Summer’s leg to the ground, the referee quickly drops down and makes a count 1 2 Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At the very last second Summer is able to break free of the pin and it would seem that she does not like what just happened. Summer gets up and attempts to clothesline Crystal straight to the mat but Crystal bends her back in a backwards position to evade the move (Matrix) JLT: “Nice athleticism by the Rose Girl” Leah: “She just got lucky” Summer rushes back and Crystal sticks her foot and and legs sweeps Summer to the ground. Crystal takes the opportunity to spring to the to the top of the ropes, she jumps off in an attempt to connect with a diving moonsault but Summer lifts her knee up and Crystal lands right into it. The Rose Girl begins to cough as Summer rises to her feet. She stares down at the Rose Girl and begins to laugh at her. Summer helps the Rose Girl up, and she quickly fires her spinning leg kick at the head of Crystal. Her leg connects with Crystal’s head, and on impact her head snaps back and the Ebony beauty falls down to the ground .The Rose Girl struggles to her feet as Summer begins to measure up Crystal for a possible Sunny Drop JLT: “Nice spinning heel kick by Summer McCoy” Leah: “Come on Summer Sunny drop that hoe” JLT: “Leah take it easy” Summer picks up Crystal and hoists her up on her back. Crystal struggles to break free and eventually slides off the back of Summer. Crystal and return measures Summer up and sends her down with a very hard Light’s Out Chick to the face, Summer falls down to the ground on impact and it would appear that her eyes have rolled back to the back of her head. The Rose Girl quickly slumps down on the ground and hooks a leg for a pin. The referee rushes over and makes the count 1 JLT: “Nice Light’s Out Kick by Crystal” 2 Leah: “Kick out Summer, Kick out!!” Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again Summer is able to kick out of the move and Crystal just cannot believe it. She picks Summer up and tangles up with her in a hard grapple. Crystal grabs at one leg, and attempts to connect with her Fisherman’s suplex but Summer bridges out of it and stomps Crystal on the ground. She picks Crystal off of the floor and proceeds to place her on her back and sets her up on her back for what would appear another Sunny Drop JLT: “Here we go again, Crystal you got to get out of this” Leah: “Put a fork in her because she’s done” Summer successfully Sunny drops Crystal on the ground, and Crystal’s face hit’s the floor on impact. Crystal really seems to be out of it, and Summer taunts the crowd and her opponent before making a pin fall. The referee drops down on the ground and once again makes a count 1 JLT: “Summer may win the title here” 2 Leah: “We are seeing history in the making” The referee tries to make a three count but before his hand comes down he notices that one of Crystal’s feet is hanging out of the ring so he breaks up the pin count. Summer cannot believe it, and she rises to her feet to argue with the referee but at the same time, the lifeless Crystal starts to come to her senses and she kips up to her feet. She is now standing directly behind the tall blonde, and she waits patiently in anticipation for her to turn around. The whole crowd is going crazy as Crystal measures Summer up JLT: “Lucky break for Crystal, and I think we can all smell another Lights Out kick” Leah: “Turn around Summer, Turn around” Summer finally stops arguing with the referee and she turns around to go back to where Crystal is but too her surprise Crystal is standing right there behind her, and Crystal quickly fires away with another kick and it catches Summer square in the head. Summer falls down to the ground and Crystal quickly runs over to where the ropes are, and climbs up all the way to the top. She signals for her Rose Whip (450 Splash), and she flies off the ropes and connects with it right on top of Summer. Crystal hooks a leg for the pin and the referee quickly makes a count 1 JLT: “Yesss Yesss Rose Whip!!!!!!!!!!” 2 Leah: “Summer kick out” 3 Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Ding Ding Ding John Roe: “And the winner of this match and still your Rockford State Champion, Crystal Hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Crystal smiles as the referee hands the Rockford State Championship to Crystal. Crystal raises her hands in the air, and is excited to still walk out as Champion [We cut backstage to see Katrina and Lilith walking in their ring attire and their bodies glistening in the light, a bored Charmion follows them listening to her iPod and Alexander Dominguez follows Katrina, offering her a shoulder rub but she shrugs him away.] [The Occult reach the office marked “Queen Krysta I” and Katrina rolls her eyes. Lilith licks her lips and stands back, kicking the door and making it fall off it’s hinges and smashes to the floor. Krysta leaps up in her chair and looks shocked, before she can speak Katrina marches in and addresses her.] Katrina: What happened to our match? We were supposed to go out but apparently the Rockford State Championship was taking place in our slot? Krysta Taylor: Oh, I cancelled it. Katrina: Why? Krysta Taylor: Because I didn’t think it was fair to the Florida fans to see your fat ass running around the ring. Lilith: My ass isn’t fat?! [Katrina turns to Lilith and raises her eyebrows, placing a hand on her hip.] Katrina: Neither is mine?! Krysta Taylor: Well, Lilith is just a cheap Grace Jones rip-off and you both just bore the hell out of me. [Katrina rolls her eyes and folds her arms, Charmion dances in the background while Alex places his hand on Katrina’s new Miami Ink tattoo to show his support.] Katrina: Okay, we may not entertain you but loads of people came here to see us tonight. It’s not just us, I saw KibbyD’s official fan club waiting in line earlier and there’s Aphrodite, Lani and Noriko. Krysta Taylor: Yeah, KibbyD is just annoying as hell and I thought the fans would appreciate if I didn’t torture them with her retarded “Do you love it?” crap. Lani Lashae is just another generic blonde. Krysta Taylor: Noriko Lee is talentless and well, Aphrodite maintains some kind of fabulousness but she’s jealous of me and would just try to overshadow me. Nobody wants to see The Occult, that’s why nobody wants to join it. [Lilith laughs.] Lilith: You’re really wrong there. Krysta Taylor: Nah, I’m right. Ever since Kat followed through with those threats to release an album of crappy covers, the world has just been bored with her. Lilith, you’re a bit different because you’ve decided to become a black woman with a bald head. Katrina is just total blah! [Katrina shakes her head and looks at Lilith, Lilith looks back at her and shrugs. Krysta sits with a smug smile on her face.] Krysta Taylor: And has a fat ass. [Katrina lunges towards Krysta, aiming to wrap her hands around Krysta’s throat but Alex holds Katrina back. Krysta leans back in her chair away from The Queen of Pain. Alex then drags Katrina out of the room as Katrina begins to shout at Krysta.] Krysta Taylor: Toodles! Battle of the Idiots Match Carley Monroe vs. Courtney Monroe JLT: We have a very interesting match next as Carley Monroe and Courtney Monroe will do battle in the centre of this very ring! Can you believe that? Krysta has put the two sisters against each other! Leah: That’s why I love her. JLT: Well, it should be entertaining to say the least. I wonder if we’ll even get a match? Do you think the Monroes will fight or will they stage a protest? They seem like the best of sisters, let’s not forget. Leah: They’re too dumb to stage a protest, and they’ve been wrestling with each other for such a long time, they must have annoyed one another about everything, I’m sure they’re both dying to punch each other in the face! I know I am! JLT: Yes, but that’s because you’re rude. [“Shake Ya Tailfeathers” by Nelly begins to play, as the crowd rises to await one of the two Monroe sisters. Carley Monroe skips out onto the stage, dressed in her “Super Chick” attire. The “Super Chick” disguise consists of her wrestling attire, complimented with a bright pink shower curtain and a pink mask – which she made herself and has been coloured in with pink pencil. Carley has her blonde hair flowing, as she tries to disguise herself to fight the evil villains and stands with her hands on her hips. She strikes a pose on the top of the stage and begins to skip towards the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is the first-ever “Battle of the Idiots” Match scheduled for one fall. Introducing the first idiot, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 110lbs, she is representing Blonde Ambition…CARLEY MONROE!!! [“A Toast To Men” by Willa Ford begins to play as the fans give the same reaction to welcome sister Courtney. Courtney runs out onto the stage wearing the Pink Power Ranger costume, she strikes the Power Rangers pose and looks up into the sky and points. Courtney then takes off her helmet and twirls her hair dramatically like she’s in a movie. Courtney then giggles and runs down to the ring, using her pose to scare off any enemies in the front rows.] John Roe: Her opponent, and the second idiot. She also hails from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 120lbs, she is one half of Blonde Ambition...COURTNEY MONROE!!! Leah: What the HELL are they wearing?! [Carley and Courtney stand opposite each other, Carley has her hands on her hips in a superhero pose while Courtney stands ready in the “Morphin’ Time!” pose. The referee calls for the bell as Carley and Courtney approach each other. Carley extends her hands, and Courtney grabs her wrist. The two sisters look at each other and nod in unison.] JLT: This looks dangerous… [Carley and Courtney then look down at their hands and look up each other with a devious look on their faces, they then begin to play a game of rock, paper, sisters. They both draw, pulling out paper and both sisters stomp their feet in anger. Both women then focus once again and put their hands in front of them for another game. This time, Carley draws paper while Courtney draws rock. Carley thinks she’s won and begins to smile and leap up and down but Courtney shakes her head and says that rock covers paper.] [Carley disagrees and shakes her head, Courtney turns to the referee and begins to argue with him. The referee shrugs and agrees with Courtney. Carley then looks shocked and walks to the corner to sulk.] Leah: It’s like being in pre-school all over again! [Carley then has a brilliant idea and calls out for Courtney. Courtney turns and watches, as Carley climbs onto the top turnbuckle and strikes a Superman pose. Carley then announces she’s going to fly and leaps from the top turnbuckle with the pose. Carley flies, but only for two seconds, before she plummets straight down into the padded floor on the outside of the ring as many fans laugh.] Leah: That was hilarious! [Courtney then looks shocked and rolls out of the ring, running towards her sister. Courtney then scoops up Carley, who is still in her superman pose position, and rolls her into the ring. Courtney then climbs in after her, and to everyone’s surprise, drops down onto a cover.] [1] [2] [Carley kicks out.] JLT: Whoa! How bitchy was that? Leah: Haha, Courtney’s my favourite now she’s a devious minx! [Carley looks up in shock at Courtney who smiles at her. Courtney smiles sheepishly and shrugs, Courtney then stands up and helps Carley to her feet. Courtney then hugs Carley as a show of no hard feelings. Courtney then turns and walks towards the audience, dancing towards them. All of a sudden, Carley comes from behind and grabs Courtney into a reverse DDT “The Cutdown” finisher and drives her into the canvas.] JLT: Wow! Carley turned on Courtney! Leah: This is so great! [Carley then rolls Courtney over and pins her, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Courtney gets her foot on the bottom rope.] [Carley then sits up with a sheepish expression on her face as Courtney holds her head and stirs on the canvas. Carley pulls Courtney to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Courtney bounces back and both Monroes cartwheel out of each other’s way. They then stand up and look at each other and begin to giggle heavily.] Leah: Here we go… [Blonde Ambition then begin to cartwheel around the ring, stopping after each other to smile at each other. Carley and Courtney then bounce to the ropes to build up speed for their final cartwheel but they miscalculate each other’s position and accidentally smash into each other.] JLT: Ouch! [Carley and Courtney fall to the canvas next to each other, with their arms and legs tangled as they both lay on their back. The referee analyses them both, as they lie motionless, and then drops to the canvas to count them both.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: The result of this match is a draw, your winners are…SUPER CHICK AND THE PINK POWER RANGER!!! [The Monroes then wake up at the sound of their names being called, they hold their heads and both look at each other. They then realise they’ve both won and leap to their feet and begin to leap up and down with excitement, giggling and smiling. The Monroes dance with each other to their theme music, celebrating their victory.] Leah: How can both Monoes win?! I wanted a bloodfest! JLT: Look how happy they are! Leah: They’re always like that, it’s the sighs of mental retardation! I wanted blood! Booooo! [The sounds of Panic at the Disco fills the arena as the fans rise with confusion, from backstage walks Ashley T. Bopper, her hair-dyed black and covering most of her face, her eyes smothered in black mascara and pale make-up. She’s wearing all an all black outfit, including a black t-shirt which says “Emo Power” and spiked wristbands.] [The fans look shocked at the dramatic transformation, as Ashley pulls out a digital camera from her pants pocket and holds it above her, taking an angled shot of herself. Ashley then walks down to the ring, towards her a newly-designed ring.] [The ring now has black carpet, with black stools and pictures of Fall Out Boy, Dashboard Confessional and My Chemical Romance scattered around. Ashley looks down as she climbs into the ring. She takes a seat on a black stool and looks down at her painted-black fingernails, and begins to scratch them, Ashley then brings the microphone to her lips.] Ashley: I’m too depressed for this. [Ashley looks down with an unhappy look on her face.] Ashley: Nobody understands me. [Ashley picks up her cue-cards and sighs.] Ashley: Let’s welcome our first guest. She’s here with her mentor, Dame Barbara. Please welcome, Shayla Walker! [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Dame Barbara walks out wearing a stunning black dress and wrapped in the Union Jack, Shayla Walker is at her side having changed from her ring attire into a pair of jeans and a “Sum41” t-shirt.] [The mentor and protégé make their way to the ring, Shayla runs and overtakes Barbara and hops onto the apron and climbing into the ring. Barbara sneers at the fans in the front row and tosses her Union Jack into the audience. She smiles smugly and climbs into the ring, shooting Ashley a dirty look and taking a seat.] Ashley: Welcome. Shayla Walker: Hi Ashley! Ashley: Shayla, why do you conform to these trends? Shayla Walker: What trends? [Barbara puts her hand over Shayla’s microphone.] Dame Barbara: Listen, “Ash”, we have busy things to do. You don’t even seem remotely interested in interviewing us, what’s the matter? As soon as I sat down I got the impression you thought you were immediately upstaged! Ashley: So, like, what are you two doing together? This partnership seems to not be working at all. Dame Barbara: And who are you to pass judgment on others? Ashley: It was a genuine question, k? Dame Barbara: Our partnership is doing wonders for Shayla. She’s destined for greatness, once she’s finished up her full training she’ll be conquering the wrestling world. From America to Japan, Shayla will be a champion. Ashley: Well how come she keeps losing, k? Dame Barbara: Why do you keep saying ‘k’? Is that some kind of peasant emo talk? Anyway, she’s not losing. She’s a much-feared woman in Divas Unleashed. Ashley: It seems she most fears you. Dame Barbara: Where is this interview going? Shayla Walker: Can I speak? Dame Barbara: No. Shayla Walker: Why not?! Dame Barbara: Because we’re not taking this from a teenager who seems to be on some kind of drugs. Shayla is a child prodigy, Ashley, are you jealous of her? Ashley: Nope. I don’t conform to trends. Shayla Walker: I’m not a trend?! Ashley: Whatever. Shayla Walker: Barbara! I want to speak! Dame Barbara: Shut up! Ashley, you are so rude! It’s a wonder you still have a job, what is wrong with you? Ashley: I’m depressed! [Shayla stands up and looks at Barbara and Ashley and shouts into her microphone.] Shayla Walker: I’m LEAVING! [Shayla storms out of the ring, rolling under the bottom rope and marches up the apron. Barbara snarls and shakes her head, Ashley glances carelessly at Shayla and looks down and begins to admire the cut-out of Panic!. Barbara then stands and walks past Ashley and reluctantly follows Shayla up the ramp.] Ashley: I’m so depressed! Nobody understands ME! Standard Match Chimera vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: We’ve reached the main event of the evening, I always feel sad when we reach these points in our show. It’s like the last gasps of Exile are in this match, it’s quite depressing. Leah: It is not, shut up. It’s an exciting nail-biting way to finish the show, and we’ve got the Casper imitation Chimera taking on the regularly fisted woman Yuku Shiro in singles action! How megafabulous is that, Jamie? JLT: It is fabulous, and this is a non-title match but I can be sure Yuku would love to get a victory over Chimera to put her in a strong championship position. If she beats the champion, she could very well be the number one contender! Leah: I’m sure a lot of the roster would have something to say about that though. I just hope the Miami sun hasn’t fried Chimera, she might come out more albino than ever! JLT: If you keep talking like that, she’s going to let Angelina lose on you. Leah: Okay, I’ll be quiet. [The faint sound of blowing wind fills the arena as blended images of beauty of torture illuminate the DivaTron. "Change" by Deftones hits the speakers as a thick fog covers the stage. A red light flash and Chimera appears through the smoke. She walks slowly down the ramp, holding her right hand up to her face where her tarantula manager, Angelina, dwells. She then walks over to the announcers table and removes her long jacket, then spreads it across the table and places Angelina in the satin lining. Chimera kisses her manager and makes her way into the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, at 117lbs, accompanied to the ring by Angelina, she is the reigning Unleashed Champion...CHIMERA!!! ["Invincible" by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Tokyo, Japan; weighing in at 150lbs, she is Lady Fist herself...YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] [Chimera stands opposite Yuku Shiro, she eyes Angelina’s box under the bottom turnbuckle and removes her championship belt, handing it to the referee. Chimera and Yuku Shiro approach each other as the referee calls for the bell. Yuku raises her hand in the air for a tie-up, Chimera goes to accept but ends up kicking Yuku in the knee. Chimera then grabs Yuku in a side-headlock and flips Yuku Shiro down to the canvas. Chimera then stands and looks down on Yuku, who looks up at the Morbid Mistress with a look of aggression on her face.] [Yuku Shiro then leaps to her feet and runs towards Chimera, Chimera picks up Yuku into a sidewalk slam but Yuku counters by twisting her body and grabbing Chimera’s head and driving her down into the canvas with a reverse DDT. Yuku then pulls Chimera to her feet and whips her into the corner. Yuku then follows up by running towards Chimera but Chimera uses the ropes to lift herself in the air and catches Yuku in a hurricanrana postion.] [Chimera then swings over the ropes and takes Yuku Shiro over the top rope and to the outside floor with a hurricanrana. Chimera lands on the apron and climbs back into the ring, she walks to the centre and perches, as Yuku climbs to her feet, holding her neck.] [Chimera stands in the centre of the ring, perched and waiting for Yuku to come back. All of a sudden, there is a loud creek heard above the ring. Chimera looks up as a light from the ceiling snaps from the banisters and thunders towards the ring, Chimera instinctly leaps backwards but the heavy light smashes into the ring and catches Chimera on the head. The light plunges through the canvas and to the padded floor with a huge loud as the crowd gasp.] JLT: OH MY GOD! Leah: WOW! What the hell! [Chimera lies motionless on the ruined canvas as Yuku Shiro looks stunned on the outside of the ring, and the referee calls for medics from the back. “Horny As A Dandy” by Mousse T. hits the PA system as the fans look shocked to see Krysta Taylor strutting down the aisle with a smug look on her face, she has a microphone in her hands.] JLT: What is she doing out here? [Krysta struts along the apron and swings her hair sexily, she climbs into the ring and walks over the body of Chimera. She leans down and speaks in faux-sympathetic tone.] Krysta Taylor: Aww, poor Chimmy-Chim. What happened? Did you get a bad knock on the head? [Krysta begins to chuckle into the microphone and stands up, placing a hand on her hip.] Krysta Taylor: Look at you. You possess no fabulous qualities at all, your skin is obscenely pale, you have no dress sense, you walk around with a spider, you talk like you belong in a mental home and your wrestling ability is mediocre. What kind of champion is that? [Krysta shakes her head. Yuku Shiro frowns from the outside of the ring, with her hands on her hips and an annoyed expression on her face. Krysta meets her stare and raises her eyebrows at Lady Fist. Krysta turns back to the Unleashed Champion.] Krysta Taylor: Chimera, you don’t meet my standards for an Unleashed Champion and you’re just a disgrace, and I’ve always hated you. That’s why I’m now stripping you of the Unleashed Championship, and I’m officially announcing a tournament to crown the brand new champion, which will start on next week’s show. Oh, and more thing Chi-Chi, you’re fired! [Krysta stands with a huge smile across her face as the fans give a mixed reaction to the shock announcement. The camera cuts to Chimera lying on the floor, receiving treatment from the medics who have arrived.] JLT: Whoa! Krysta just fired Chimera! Leah: And we have a tournament next week! The DRAMA! [The camera cuts to the demonic smile on Krysta’s face and Chimera’s motionless body lying on the ring canvas. The fans still give a loud mixed reaction as Exile fades off air.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Corey, Karlee and Todd for contributing to match writing on this weeks show! I hope you all enjoyed the show, I think the next one will be stronger as this one seemed more about getting going again! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-