Friday October 20th 2006
Phillips Arena, Atlanta, Georgia

[We cut straight into the introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the Atlanta arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up their infamous signs. The camera cuts to the ring which has now had Krysta Taylor's face imprinted on the canvas. The camera then cuts away and pans around to the arena to catch some of the fans handywork. The director picks out the best, “Tracee > Keira!”, “Mom! I'm a lesbian!” and “Lilith needs a wig!” are just a select few. The audience cheer as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.] JLT: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another production of Divas Unleashed Exile and for what promises to be a very exciting night of DU action! If you’re joining us for the first time, you’ve picked up an awesome time to tune in because we have a great show lined up for you tonight! Leah: We sure do! JLT: We’ve got the beginnings of a new tournament destined to crown a brand new Unleashed Champion! A tournament set up last week when Krysta Taylor stripped Chimera of her championship after a light fell on her! Now we’ve got 16 women fighting it out to become the brand new champion! Leah: Yep, we’ve got nothing but tournament matches tonight from the finest athletes in women’s wrestling! The tournament was decided randomly by Krysta Taylor and her cronies as they drew names from a hat, as Krysta seems intent on forgetting about that ghost Chimera as fast as possible! JLT: It’s well-known Krysta never liked the Morbid Mistress! Anyway, let’s get stuck in to some of these matches on tonight’s card. We’ve got newbie Jennifer Collins faced with the opportunity of a lifetime as she takes on Amanda Kauffman in singles action. It would be an amazing career start if Jennifer could beat Amanda tonight, but Amanda is desperate to win a championship! Leah: And desperation is so unattractive! We also see Stripped Champion holder Aphrodite taking on the well-decorated Katrina in what promises to be a great match. It would be so sweet for The Queen of Pain to win tonight, I think Krysta fiddled with those draws to give her a hard match! You know how much she hates her! JLT: It would sure wipe the smug smile off Krysta’s face, Aphrodite lacks focus as we all know. She’s too busy powdering her nose in the ring whereas Katrina, when she’s not daydreaming about her latest beau, is a fierce competitor. And speaking of lack of focus, both Monroes are in action tonight but not against each other this time! Leah: That’s right, we’ve got Carley Monroe taking on Felicity in singles action. Carley will probably cartwheel around the ring and make a complete idiot of herself and then get nailed with a Flick Driver and get pinned. I have a knack for prediciting these things, and I love it when the Monroes get a good beating! They are so annoying! JLT: Courtney Monroe finds herself in a tricky position as it appears she’s taking on her new friend Tiger Lily! Last week it was her sister and now it’s her friend, and apparently a new Blonde Ambition member too! The Askai Champion has been quite a roll here but I always say never underestimate the Monroe sisters! Leah: We’ve also got Dame Barbara’s first match since 1901 as she takes on Tracee Nguyen in singles action. Barbara has had a rough time recently with that little bint Shayla Walker causing her all kinds of headaches so I’m sure Babs will show Shayla how it’s truly done tonight! I can’t wait! JLT: I wouldn’t count out Tracee so easily, she’s going to be wanting to take out all that aggression from her sister showing up in DU! I’m desperate to know why Keira and Tracee appear to hate each other too, I’m sure we’ll all find out though, nothing remains secret for very long in Divas Unleashed! Leah: Yeah, that’s how I found out you had a digusting nipple piercing. JLT: I do not! Leah: Whatever. JLT: I really don’t! We’ve also got The Demon Goddess taking on Lady Fist as two powerful women clash when Lilith takes on Yuku Shiro for the chance to advance into the quarter-finals! Yuku is a former champion too and I’m sure she’d love to get that belt back to add to her illustrious collection of wrestling titles! Leah: Yeah but Lilith is black so she deserves to win! We also have the irritating Summer McCoy taking on the talentless Noriko Lee in singles action to determine which one of them is into the quarter finals, and personally I hope they both knock each other out! They both annoy me! JLT: Everyone annoys you. We’re kicking things off with Crystal Hilton taking on Vixen and I can’t wait! The Hilton is already the Rockford State Champion and successfully defended it last week but Vixen has yet to win a championship in Divas Unleashed and this is a golden chance for her to do so! Leah: Vixen is a tramp. Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Crystal Hilton vs. Vixen JLT: We’re getting this tournament started in style as Crystal Hilton, the reigning Rockford State champ, takes on the budding Vixen. This should be an interesting match, especially since The Hilton is so popular with the crowd! Leah: Vixen is just devoid of a personality but did you hear she called Crystal Hilton a “dung beetle”? How mean is that! JLT: I doubt Crystal knows that though. Leah: No she does, I told her earlier today! Crystal was pissed, that’s why I’m expecting a furious match! JLT: You’re such a shit stirrer! I’m hoping this tournament provides us with some great matches so I hope Crystal and Vixen can set the standard with this first match, you know all eyes are on them! Leah: Except the eyes that have closed and fallen asleep at Vixen’s boringness. [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Long Island, New York; weighing in at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied to the ring by Stephanie Sullivan, she is the Rockford State Champion...CRYSTAL HILTON!!! ["Crush" by Garbage hits over the PA system, and the audience are stunned silent. Strobe lights fill and encompass every square foot of the arena, the crowd's anticipation reaching a fever pitch. As the song reaches a creshendo and the hard-hitting chorus begins, pyros explode at the top of the ramp, and Vixen emerges from behind the curtain. The strobe lights continue to flash as Vixen makes her way to ring, recieving a somewhat mixed reaction from the fans - some love her, some clearly despise her. Her mind fixed on the match, she doesn't interact with or seem to notice the fans as she makes her way to the ring, nor does she play any sexual teases with the fans as she enters the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Essex, England; at a weight of 125lbs...VIXEN!!! [Vixen climbs into the ring by climbing through the second rope, Vixen then begins to remove her black trench coat but Crystal Hilton immediately runs towards her and takes her down with a flying clothesline. The referee urgently calls for the bell as Crystal straddles Vixen and begins to nail her in the face with a barrage of right hands.] JLT: Wow! Here we go! Leah: I told you Crystal was pissed! [Crystal pulls Vixen to her feet by her hair, with the Briton still wearing her trench coat. Crystal shoves Vixen into the corner and nails her with a slap across the face, Crystal then takes a step back and begins to nail kicks to the stomach of Vixen. Crystal then grabs Vixen and pulls her into a headlock, Crystal runs across the ring and plants Vixen in the canvas with a running bulldog.] JLT: Crystal is really taking the fight to Vixen, I bet Vixen underestimated her! Leah: Crystal is my girl. [Crystal begins to pull the trenchcoat off Vixen’s back and tosses it out of the ring. Crystal then turns back to Vixen who has crawled to the corner. Crystal charges towards Vixen attempting to spear her but Vixen uses the ropes and leaps forward, hopping over Crystal.] JLT: Crystal’s hair is in a ponytail tonight, she must have got over that hair drama! Leah: Her hair is always fabulous. [Crystal spins around as Vixen grabs her arm and whips her to the ropes. Crystal bounces back as Vixen swings with a clothesline but Crystal ducks, Crystal then stops and spins around. Vixen then turns around and is met by a “Lights Out” chick kick to the face knocking her down to the canvas. Crystal leaps onto a cover.] [1] [2] [Vixen kicks out.] JLT: Let’s not count out Vixen, she’s one of the favourites for this tournament having come so close to winning the title in the past! Leah: Yeah, I think now that Chimera is gone, the door is open for her to finally get the gold! [Crystal pulls Vixen to her feet and begins to nail her with rights to the face, Crystal then turns and runs to the ropes but Vixen grabs Crystal by her ponytail and yanks her down into the canvas. Crystal lies on the canvas holding the back of her head as Vixen leaps on her with a standing leg drop.] [Vixen then rolls to her feet and grabs Crystal’s legs, Vixen tries to position them into a submission move but Crystal frantically kicks them and keeps Vixen’s hands away. Crystal then uses both her feet and drives them into Vixen’s chest, pushing her to the ropes. Crystal then sits up and slides through Vixen’s legs to the outside of the ring. Crystal turns and yanks on Vixen’s legs, causing her to fall face first into the mat and Hilton then drags her out of the ring.] JLT: They should keep the fight in the ring! [Crystal then grabs Vixen’s head and tries to ram it into the apron but Vixen elbows her in the face and rams Crystal’s head onto the apron. Vixen then pulls Crystal into a waistlock from behind and glances over her shoulder, she tries to German suplex Crystal into the barricade and into the crowd but Crystal counters by positioning her foot behind Vixen’s. Crystal then grabs Vixen and drives her backwards with a Russian leg sweep as both women slam into the barricade.] Leah: Ouch! That has to hurt! [Crystal then holds her back as the referee counts towards 10 in the ring. Crystal quickly rolls into the ring to restart the count and back out of again. This has allowed Vixen to recover and Vixen nails Crystal with a swift kick to the face which surprises The Rose Girl, Vixen then tries to Irish whip Crystal into the ring post but Crystal counters and sends Vixen flying towards it. Vixen clips the ring post head first and falls to the floor with a thud on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Did you see that?! Leah: ‘Twas great! [Crystal then grabs Vixen by her black hair and rolls her into the ring. Vixen lies sprawled on the canvas, the Rockford State Champion climbs onto the apron and signals to the fans. Crystal then climbs to the top rope and stands, she then leaps forward with a 450 splash “The Rose Whip” which connects beautifully to Vixen. Crystal holds her position for a cover as the referee counts.] JLT: This is it! It’s over! The Rose Girl has won! [1] [2] [Vixen gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Boooo! JLT: Vixen won’t be beaten easily! She really, really wants to win this tournament! [Crystal looks up at the referee in shock and glances towards her manager Stephanie Sullivan at ringside who shrugs at her. Crystal still looks shocked as she stands and looks down on Vixen, Crystal then begins to stomp on Vixen and pulls her to her feet. Crystal then gets Vixen into a fisherman’s suplex position and slams her into the canvas.] JLT: Crystal is stunned Vixen broke that pin, she’s pulling out all the stops now! [Crystal then runs to the turnbuckle and leaps onto the top, quickly leaping backwards with a moonsault but Vixen rolls out of the way as Crystal slams into the canvas. Crystal then sits up holding her stomach as Vixen walks towards her, Crystal then quickly nips up as Vixen tries to grab her but Crystal ducks. Vixen then turns around as Crystal swings with a “Lights Out” chick kick.] [Vixen manages to catch Crystal’s leg in mid-air and holds it. Crystal then hops on one leg and tries to keep her balance, Crystal then leaps into the air attempting an enziguri but Vixen ducks and Crystal slams into the canvas. Vixen still has a hold on Crystal’s leg and rolls her over, Vixen then grabs both legs and sets up Crystal into a sharpshooter.] JLT: Vixen is going for her “Vick Torious” submission! [Vixen then spins Crystal over and leans back, completing the submission and applying pressure to Hilton’s back.] JLT: She has it locked in! Leah: My poor Crystal baby! [Crystal begins to crawl towards the ropes, extending her hand to try and grasp the bottom one but Vixen manages to drag her away every time she gets near. After several minutes, Crystal finally succumbs to the pain and begins to tap out as the referee calls for the bell.] JLT: Vixen has won! Vixen is through! Leah: She made Crystal tap out! John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing to the quarter finals…VIXEN!!! [Vixen walks to the turnbuckle and celebrates, raising her arms in the air. Vixen then makes a gesture to the Unleashed Championship being around her waist and hops down, rolling out of the ring and hugging her manager Claudette. In the ring, Crystal Hilton lies as Stephanie Sullivan stands next to her. Crystal shakes her head as Vixen makes her way up the ramp with a smile on her face.] [We cut backstage to see Carley and Courtney Monroe perched behind a bunch of crates, with their eyes popping up over the top. All of sudden, two other eyes pop up. One pair belonging to number one fan, Mistress, and the other pair belonging to Lilith’s daughter, Charmion. The Monroes begin to giggle and Mistress giggles as they watch the door of Krysta Taylor’s office.] [Charmion has conveniently laid a banana skin outside of the office for a Halloween prank, and the Blonde Ambition contingent is now awaiting Krysta to exit. After several moments, Krysta opens the door and struts out with a smug smile on her face. Her high heel hits the banana skin as Krysta’s legs fly into the air and she falls onto her back, her head bouncing off the floor and her legs in the air, her skirt riding up to reveal her bright pink panties.] Krysta Taylor: WHO THE HELL DID THIS?! [The foursome begin to giggle furiously as Krysta lies on the floor, Holly Wentz quickly runs along and helps Krysta to her feet. Krysta shoots the group a dirty look as they duck down behind the crates, giggling heavily.] Krysta Taylor: I can see you, you retards! [Blonde Ambition refuse to move as Krysta finally rolls her eyes and sighs, brushing herself down and adopting the smug smile again. Krysta then begins to walk away but is unaware the banana skin stuck to the back of her skirt.] Charmion: That was the best prank ever! [Carley and Courtney nod in unison, still giggling and wiping the tears from their eyes. Charmion then suddenly spots Ashley T. Bopper walking along, dressed in a black Taking Back Sunday t-shirt, black pants and her hair covering most of her face. Charmion stands and calls her over, as the Monroes and Mistress suddenly look scared.] Charmion: Ashley! [Ashley walks over, looking down at the floor, with her new emo presence causing Blonde Ambition to start huddling together.] Charmion: Did you hear the news?! Ashley: What? Charmion: The Pussycat Dolls are going to be at Passion & Warfare! Isn’t that superfabulous?! Our idols are coming here! Coming to DU! Ashley: I don’t care. [Charmion gasps sharply and looks horrified, Ashley continues her blank gaze at the floor and fiddles with her fake lip ring.] Charmion: What?! PCD is FAB! Ashley: They conform to the trend that they’re expected to be complete sluts for cameras. I hate them. I’m too depressed to listen to their talentless music. Charmion: Wh-talentless?! They have buckets full of talent! I don’t think I like the new emo Ashley! She’s too boring! Ashley: I’m too depressed. Nobody understands me! Charmion: So, who are you interviewing tonight? Ashley: Nobody. Nobody will understand me. [Carley and Courtney suddenly leap in the air from their hideout, making Ashley jump back.] Carley: Oooh! Oooh! Let us come on your show! Ashley: Fine. Whatever. I don’t care. Courtney: Yippie! [Ashley walks away from the group as Charmion looks like she’s about to cry at the dramatic transformation of her friend. Carley suddenly whispers into Charmion’s ear, looking scared of Ashley’s appearance.] Carley: Was that girl dead? Charmion: No, just emo. Carley: Is that even badder? Charmion: It is, actually. [Charmion looks upset as Carley’s eyes widen. Mistress then hugs her from behind as Charmion sighs. Courtney begins to sway from side to side and begins to hum a pop tune and singing what she thinks is the correct lyrics.] Courtney: Don’t you wish your girlfriend had spots like me? Donnntchaaaa! Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Noriko Lee vs. Summer McCoy JLT: Where set for first round action in the Unleashed Championship Tournament. Summer McCoy who came up a little bit short last week in her bid to capture the Rockford State Championship we go toe-to-toe with the talented and dangerous Noriko Lee. Leah: Noriko will definitely have to be at the top of her game today, because Summer definitely can’t be in a good mood after she was unable to pry the Rockford States title from Crystal Hilton. JLT: Well I believe we’re ready to get start, so let’s turn it over to John Roe. [Camera Cuts to John Roe] John Roe: Ladies and Gentlemen, This match is schedule for one fall. Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 135, lbs and hailing from Los Angeles, California…SUMMER McCOY!!! ["Bitch" by Jamelia blasts through the arena as Summer McCoy is shown at the ramp, Her finger in the air signaling she is number one. The Titantron shows Summer McCoy in past Federations and in NLCW. She is shown Sunny Dropping (Widows Peak) Carmella. She is also shown talking to Angelic Suicide. Summer is then shown Sunny Dropping Angelic Suicide. The TitanTron now shows Summer McCoy posing in rather her bikini's or in a regular attire. The TitanTron then plays past feds where Summer has defeated three boys. It shows her Summer Kicking (Chick Kick) Havoc, Summer Kicking Erik Black, and Roundhouse Kicking The Tiger. At the end of those three wonderful things Summer has done it shows her standing in the ring with the XWL HeavyWeight Title in her hands. Summer McCoy is smiling at the top of the ramp. She then puts her finger in the air to signal she is number one. With a smirk Summer begins to walk to the ring. She is now side by the ring and looks at the audience. She rolls her eyes and slowly walks up the steps. She then enters the ring nice and slow as the camera zooms up on her butt, Which her skirt goes up, revealing her thong. Summer then enters and steps in the middle of the ring. She puts her finger in the air again to signal she is number one. She then walks towards the turnbuckle and goes on it. She smiles and puts her hands in the air. She then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises her hands again and yells: I’m better then you all! ] JLT: She may think she’s better then everybody, but she wasn’t better then Crystal Hilton last week. Leah: I’m going to tell her you said that! [Camera Cuts back to John Roe] John Roe: Her opponent making her way to the ring at this time, weighting in at 113, lbs and hailing from Los Angeles, California…NORIKO LEE!!! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] [DING! DING! DING!] JLT: And where underway! [Summer and Noriko quickly lock up and Noriko quickly backs Summer up into a corner. The referee quickly breaks the two up. Noriko poses to the crowd who uncharacteristically cheer before she turns to punch Summer, but Summer reverses it and whips Noriko into the corner, following it up with a running clothesline. Summer then whips Noriko and into the opposite corner, throwing her so hard that Noriko flings over the top turnbuckle and to the outside of the ring. Noriko dusts herself off and rolls back into the ring. Summer runs towards her and nails a running neckbreaker. She then picks up Noriko and nails Noriko with a hard left hand. She then grabs Noriko and whips her to the ropes, Summer attempts a back body drop but Noriko quickly hits Summer with a kick to the face. Summer stumbles around, facing the ropes. Noriko then nails Summer with a dropkick to the back of the head, sending Summer over the ropes and to the outside. Noriko goes to follow up but instead thinks twice and taunts Summer.] JLT: Noriko seems more concerned with the crowd than this actual match! She’s not used to getting cheered! Leah: She should lap it up while she can, nobody likes her. [Summer slides back into the ring and approaches Noriko Lee who is working the crowd. She turns her around and signals to the crowd and hits Noriko with a spinning heel kick. She goes for a pin but only gets a two count. Summer pulls Noriko to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle. Summer props the Asian on the turnbuckle and climbs up after her, setting her up for a superplex. Noriko fights back with elbows and sends her crashing to the mat. She waits for Summer to get up and jumps off the top, driving her into the mat with a hurricanrana. Both women then lay on the mat motionless.] JLT: Both women need to get their bearings together! Leah: I know! Otherwise this will be a very boring match if they just lay there! How lazy! [After a few moments, Noriko and Summer then slowly crawl get to there feet. Noriko nails Summer with a clothesline, sending her to the mat. Noriko pulls Summer up and nails her with a Russian leg sweep. Noriko then pulls Summer up into a DDT and uses the ropes for a springboard effect, planting her into the canvas. Noriko stands in the ring, and begins to parade across it waving to the fans. While Noriko is parade around, Summer makes it to her feet and slowly climbs to the top rope. She then leaps from the top turnbuckle with a diving spear, connecting with Noriko and sending them both to the mat. Summer gets to her feet first and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and awaits for Noriko to climb to her feet, Noriko does and Summer leaps off with an attempted dropkick but Noriko ducks and Summer somehow lands on her feet.] JLT: Nice! She’s like a cat! Leah: You mean she licks herself? JLT: You know what I mean. [Noriko Lee then runs towards Summer and clothesline her into the canvas. Noriko pulls Summer to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Noriko leapfrogs over Summer and she continues to bounce across the ring. Noriko attempts a superkick but Summer catches her foot and spins her around and nails a sharp kick to the face. Summer then climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a moonsault, connecting perfectly and getting boos from the biased crowd. She covers] JLT: This could be it! Leah: I think it might be! [1...2…Noriko shoots her shoulder up at the last minute.] JLT: Noriko refuses to give up! You know Summer McCoy always beat Noriko in every match they had in 3WL? I think Noriko wants to overturn that record! Leah: Then she should get a facelift! [Summer brings Noriko to her feet and slaps her across the face. Summer then kicks Noriko in the stomach and pulls her head into a powerbomb position. Summer signals for the “Sunny Drop” finisher as the fans boo. Summer hoists Noriko into the air but Noriko counters and surprises Summer by twisting into a hurricanrana position on Summer’s shoulders.] [Noriko then grabs Summer’s head and leaps back, pulling Summer into a modified version of “The Cataclysm” finisher. Summer slams face-first into the mat as Noriko lands with an x-factor position on Summer, Noriko then quickly rolls over Summer and pins her.] JLT: Noriko nailed The Cataclysm! It’s over! Leah: Summer didn’t know what hit her! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing into the quarter finals…NORIKO LEE!!! JLT: Noriko is through! [Noriko rolls to her feet and out of the ring, she hugs Ryoko on the outside and begins to celebration as the sounds of Slipknot fill the arena. Noriko then makes a gesture to the camera about the Unleashed Championship belt, as Summer lies in the ring, dazed from Noriko’s fierce finisher.] Leah: Noriko didn’t even have to use that Singapore Cane! [We cut backstage into the dressing room of Felicity. Felicity is dressed in her catsuit ring attire, she stands in the mirror, making sure her hair is perfect and smiles at herself. Felicity then puts on a pair of huge sunglasses to cover her airs and disguise her appearance from any fans that may bug her on her way to the ring.] [Behind her, Crystal Hilton sits with the Rockford State Championship lying next to her, still dressed in her ring attire from her match earlier and her hair now out of it’s ponytail and flowing down her shoulders.] Crystal Hilton: I can’t believe I lost to that skank Vixen! She is so arrogant! Felicity: I would take it out on her, I’m going to easily beat Carley but when I get through, I’m not going to see Vixen until the finals. I looked up the brackets. That is, if Vixen can make it past Barbara or Tracee next week. Crystal Hilton: Well Summer McCoy has lost tonight, at least one good thing has come out with it. She is such a bitch, I don’t know why you hang out wit her. Felicity: She likes me, I like her. That’s all there is to it. Anyway, I’m going to be an actress soon and it’s all about contacts. I’d rather make friends than enemies right now. I heard George Clooney has a major crush on me. [Crystal scrunches up her face to a look of disgust.] Crystal Hilton: He is old. Felicity: Not that old, plus Shane Rockford was always dying to bed me. I know it would kill him and all my male fans if I was to start whoring myself out to all these Hollywood giants. Crystal Hilton: Are you for real? You thinking about becoming a Hollywood hop? [Felicity turns to face Crystal and looks half-offended and half-amused. Crystal looks concerned and raises her eyebrows.] Felicity: No, I have Ashley to think about. The movie I’m shooting has box-office smash written all over it. Tonight, I’m focused on becoming the Unleashed Champion. The first Canadian champion too, and you know how much of a tradition wrestling is in Canada. Crystal Hilton: Well in America, it’s a joke. I lost to that tea-sipping crumpet-chewing British bitch! That ain’t right! Felicity: You still have the Rockford State Championship? Crystal Hilton: Yeah I know, but I don’t want to defend it to that idiot Summer again. She doesn’t deserve it. I beat her TWICE! I bet she will though, seeing as Krysta seems to like her. Summer is such an ass-kisser. Felicity: I’d really rather just stay out of your little affairs with her. Crystal Hilton: Hmm girl, did Vixen’s arrogance rub off on you too? [Felicity frowns and places her hands on her hips, Crystal looks at her, keeping her eye contact.] Felicity: What? Crystal Hilton: You just seem like you think you’re better than me. Felicity: You don’t know what I think. Crystal Hilton: So you’re not denying it? [Felicity turns to the mirror again and gives herself a final glance over, she approaches the door to the dressing room and looks over her shoulder at Crystal.] Felicity: I don’t want to get involved but to be honest Crystal, if the opportunity presented itself, I would easily take that Rockford State Championship away from you. No question. [Crystal looks offended and angry at Felicity’s remark but before she can speak, Felicity opens the door and smiles to her, waving at the Rose Girl.] Felicity: Bye! [Felicity leaves the room as Crystal shakes her head and begins to mutter to herself, she picks up her championship belt and walks out of the room, heading in an opposite direction to Felicity.] Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Carley Monroe vs. Felicity JLT: We’re set for first round action in the Unleashed Championship Tournament as Felicity is set to tangle with the eccentric Carley Monroe, who fought her sister Courtney in what was one of the most interesting matches to say the least last week. Leah: Interesting! What the hell match were you watching? JLT: You’re just mad because there wasn’t blood. Leah: Damn straight, I wanted those two retards to dismantle each other. JLT: On that note, let’s turn it over to John Roe. [Camera Cuts to John Roe] John Roe: Ladies and Gentlemen, This match is schedule for one fall. Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 110, lbs and hailing from Los Angeles, California…One-Half of Blonde Ambition…CARLEY MONROE!!! [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amidst the smoke with hands on her hips as "Shake Ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly begins to play and multicolored strobe lights begins to flash. Carley Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top and very short pink shorts and pink boots. Carley then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Carley wiggles her rear end to the phrase "shake ya tail feathers" then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] JLT: The crowd is definitely popping, as Carley is always a favorite of the fans. Leah: Oh yes, Retard Mania is running wild as I sit right next to the #1 fan. Jesus, I can fill my IQ dropping just sitting here. [Camera Cuts back to John Roe] John Roe: Her opponent making her way to the ring at this time, weighting in at 118, lbs and hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…FELICITY!!! ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.] JLT: Could you imagine if Carley wins the tournament Leah? Leah: All of a sudden, I feel nausea. [DING! DING! DING!] JLT: And where underway! Leah: Get her Felicity! Get her! [The two ladies go to lock up, when Felicity buries a knee into Carley’s gut doubling her over. Felicity hooks both of Carley’s arms in a double underhook and hits a beautiful butterfly suplex. Felicity gets to her feet as Carley lays on the canvas holding her back, Felicity comes crashing down across Carley’s face with a leg drop and quickly rolls on top of Carley for the cover…1…2...and Carley shoots her arm up at the last second.] JLT: Carley’s chances of becoming Unleashed Champion almost disappeared as it was a near fall for Felicity. [Felicity yanks Carley up by the hair as the referee warns Felicity about pulling the hair. Felicity backs Carley up against the ropes and lays in several hard chops to her chest, before shooting her off into the opposite ropes. Carley bounces off the ropes and runs right into a vicious back elbow to the kisser that puts Carley back on the canvas. Felicity slowly makes her way over to Carley with a confident look upon her face. She bends down and grabs the long flowing locks of Carley and yanks her up in the air only to come crashing back down to the mat by her hair. Once again the referee warns Felicity about her actions, only to have her shove the referee away. Felicity motions for Carley to get up, as Carley hold the back of her head. Carley manages to get to one knee before she’s meet with a devastating Bitch Kick that scrambles her brains.] Leah: It’s over with! JLT: My god what a kick! Carley’s eyes look as if they’re starting to roll back into her head. [Felicity quickly drops down and hooks Carley’s near leg for the cover…1…2…and Carley’s drapes her far leg on the bottom rope.] Leah: What! How the hell did she do that? JLT: I don’t know, but Carley still has some fight left in her. [Felicity pounds the canvas several times in frustration as she thought she had the match won. She grabs a hand full of Carley’s locks again and brings her to her feet. Felicity backs Carley back up against the ropes and delivers several knees to the mid-section of Carley, before sending her once again to the opposite side. Carley bounces off the ropes and Felicity bends down to deliver a back drop, only to have Carley leap frog over her. Felicity looks up a bit confused and then turns around right into a beautiful running dropkick by Carley that sends Felicity down to the canvas. Felicity still a bit stunned at from the dropkick makes it to her feet only to have Carley charges at it her and hit a prefect flying head scissors. Felicity now angered, she gets to her feet and charges at Carley and to be greeted with another flying head scissors that sends Felicity over to the nearby turnbuckle. Carley quickly capitalizes on this as she runs towards the turnbuckle. She leaps over Felicity’s body and up onto the top turnbuckle and hits a fantastic spilt legged moonsault onto Felicity. Felicity holds her stomach in pain as Carley gets to her feet and instead of going for the cover, she decides to climb to the top turnbuckle. Felicity begins to get to her feet as Carley is perched on the top turnbuckle, shaking her rear-end.] Leah: What the hell is Carley doing? JLT: What’s it look like she’s doing? She’s shaking her tail feathers. [Felicity gets to her feet and Carley leaps off the top turnbuckle and hits her with a hurricanrana that sends them both down to the canvas.] Leah: Retard-a-rana! Retard-a-rana! JLT: Would you knock it off! [Carley a little bit loopy from the quick rotation of the hurricanrana staggers to her feet. She grabs Felicity by the hair, as the referee warns Carley about the hair pulling, and back Felicity into the turnbuckle. Carley climbs to the second turnbuckle and grabs a hold of Felicity’s head and leaps / spins off the turnbuckle turning for a tornado ddt, but Felicity blocks it as both women land on there feet. Felicity quickly drives her right foot into Carley’s gut doubling her over. Felicity capitalizes on the opening and connects with flowing ddt that sends Carley head first into the mat. Both women lay tired and motionless on the canvas as the referee begins the count.] JLT: These two are really taking it out of each other! Leah: Well they’re both motionless. That’s how I like them. [Felicity stirs and crawls towards Carley, slumping an arm on her to cover. The referee interrupts his count and drops to a cover.] [1] [2] [Carley kicks out.] JLT: Carley refuses to be beaten! [Felicity looks down at Carley and sneers, she rises to her feet and brings Carley up by her hair. Felicity then nails Carley in the face with a right hand but Carley fires back with a slap to the face, Felicity staggers backwards as Carley nails her with a forearm. Carley then whips Felicity to the ropes, Felicity bounces back as Carley tries to nail a back body drop but Felicity counters into her “Flick Driver” flipping piledriver and plants Carley into the canvas.] JLT: That’s such an awe-inspiring move! Leah: Eh, it’s so overrated. [Felicity smiles and rolls Carley over, hooking the leg as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Felicity is through! Leah: She owned Carley with a Flick Driver! I hope that move didn’t cause Monroe to lose any MORE brain cells! John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing into the quarter finals…FELICITY!!! [Felicity smiles and sits up, raising her hands in the air. The sounds of “You Spin Me Round” fill the arena as Felicity pulls herself up using the ropes and makes her way to the turnbuckle and begins to celebrate for the audience, in the ring Carley lies holding her head and her face buried in her hands.] JLT: Felicity has made it into the second round, she could very well be the next Unleashed Champion, poor Carley. Maybe Courtney will fair better later tonight? Leah: Please, the fact there are two Monroes in this competition is enough to make me want to stab myself with a pencil. Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Amanda Kauffman vs. Jennifer Collins JLT: We have Amanda Kauffman taking on rookie Jennifer Collins in another tournament match up next. Jennifer has a huge opportunity here, we could very well see her become the Unleashed Champion! Leah: Yes but she’ll have to defeated the established Amanda Kauffman to do so, and I’m pretty sure Amanda wants to capatalise and win this competition. She’s been dying for a break like this for months! JLT: Yeah but she keeps shooting herself in the foot with this contract dispute and threatening to quit, if she loses, she may be out of a job! You know how much Krysta hates her! Leah: With good reason too. I’ve found a reason to hate on Jennifer too! JLT: Why? Leah: Her boyfriend is called Drummer. That ain’t right! [The lights dim and "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays. A trap door opens and Amanda leaps through it and onto the entrance stage with pyrotechnics going off. Amanda walks down to the ring and climbs in. Then she walks to the center. Amanda raises her hands and more pyrotechnics go off.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Akron, Ohio; she weighs in at 120lbs...AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!! ["Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Seattle, Washington; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Drummer...JENNIFER COLLINS!!! [Jennifer climbs into the ring and immediately is the victim of a “Rollergirl Takedown” spear by Amanda Kauffman. Jennifer slams into the canvas as Amanda straddles her and begins to nail her in the face with right hands. Drummer stands at ringside as Amanda brings Jennifer to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Jennifer bounces back as Amanda tries to nail a scissors kick to the face but Jennifer cartwheels out of the way.] [Amanda spins around to be met with a dropkick from Amanda knocking both women to the mat. Jennifer then picks Amanda up and pulls her into a swinging neckbreaker but Amanda rolls out of it, grabbing Jennifer’s arm and pulls her into a clothesline. Jennifer hits the canvas as Amanda quickly covers.] [1] [2] [Jennifer kicks out.] JLT: Amanda is trying to make this match finish quickly but Jennifer isn’t going to give up like that! Doesn’t Jennifer seem quite cheerful to you? Leah: Well, any woman who lowers her standards to Bassist can’t really be happy on the inside, you know that they have some kind of self-esteem issues! That ain’t right! JLT: I think you mean Drummer! Leah: Well, I hope to God that that name isn’t some kind of sexual connotation because I will puke! [Amanda pulls Jennifer to her feet and nails her in the face with open palm strikes, Jennifer holds her nose as Amanda whips her to the ropes. Jennifer manages to use her momentum and hops over the ropes, and lands on the apron. Amanda then charges towards Jennifer and tries to shove her off the apron but Jennifer nails her with a kick to the face, stopping her. Jennifer then pulls Amanda into a suplex position and yanks her in the air and suplexes off from the ring to the padded floor on the outside of the ring.] Leah: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It’s Amanda’s fat ass getting OWNED by Jennifer! JLT: Jennifer certainly is using the ring to her advantage, Amanda could have broken her tailbone. She landed right on her ass and ankles! Leah: Nah, her ass has a lot of padding. She needs to stop eating all those burgers! [Jennifer climbs back into the ring and glances at her boyfriend who winks at her. Amanda recovers on the outside as the referee begins a 10 count, he reaches 4 before Amanda slides back into the ring. Amanda runs towards Jennifer but Jennifer tries to counter with a “Rim Shot” superkick but Amanda catches her foot. Amanda then pulls Jennifer forward and nails her with a spinning kick to the face.] Leah: Ouch! That might have made Jennifer’s ugly face even more repulsive! JLT: Amanda is really putting her martial arts to use in this match! She’s going for a cover! [Amanda then covers, quickly hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Jennifer gets her shoulder up.] [Amanda pulls Jennifer to her feet but Jennifer nails her in the face with shots, Jennifer then kicks Amanda in the gut and pulls her into a “Last Stand” flowing DDT, planting Amanda straight into the canvas. Jennifer then stands and grabs Amanda’s feet, she pulls Amanda up and turn she over into a “Seattle Grip” liontamer. Jennifer leans back, applying pressure to Amanda’s body as the referee checks if she wants to submit.] Leah: You know, it makes me wonder if these wrestling submissions were just bad attempts at new positions during sex. I bet that’s where they came from. JLT: I doubt it, but Amanda looks to be in pain! Jennifer sure has it locked in! [Amanda claws towards the ropes, and after several attempts reaches them, breaking the submission. Jennifer releases the hold and waits for Amanda to climb to her feet, Amanda does, holding her back. Jennifer runs towards Amanda but Amanda nails a drop toe hold sending Jennifer face first into the second turnbuckle.] [Amanda then begins to stomp on Jennifer’s back and attempts to lock in her “Bytch Tamer” submission but Jennifer nails a kick dead into the face of Amanda as Amanda stumbles backwards. Jennifer then props herself on the top turnbuckle and leaps forward, nailing a hurricanrana to Amanda.] JLT: Jennifer seems to be quite versatile in the ring! Leah: Amanda Kauffman needs to punk her out. [Amanda hits the canvas and rolls, as both women find their feet. Amanda approaches Jennifer but Jennifer nails her with a kick to the cut and pulls her into a pedigree position. Jennifer then hoists Amanda in the air, clinging to her for several moments, before she drops her on her head.] JLT: She calls that “Off-Beat”! That’s her finisher! [Jennifer rolls Amanda over and hooks the leg as the referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [3] Leah: She won! John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing into the quarter-finals…JENNIFER COLLINS!!! [Jennifer rolls off the cover with a huge smile on her face, she rolls out of the ring and leaps into the arms of Drummer. Drummer lifts her up as they celebrate on the outside of the ring as the sounds of The Darkness blast into the air. Amanda Kauffman lies on the canvas, looking up at the bright lights of the ceiling.] JLT: Jennifer is through to the next round! What an upset! Leah: Good for her. I guess Amanda Kauffman is going to say bye-bye now? JLT: I have no idea. [We cut backstage to see Dame Barbara walking in her ring attire, behind her is Shayla Walker who is dressed casually in jeans and her arms are folded, looking bored. Barbara stops and turns to Shayla, waiting for her to catch up and looks annoyed. Barbara sighs and shoots Shayla a stern look, Shayla returns a blank one.] Shayla: I don’t want to accompany you to ringside. Barbara: And why the hell not? Shayla:I just don’t. I never learn anything, all you do is cheat. I know how to cheat myself, and I’d rather just watch you than having to stand there and risk getting a Nguyen fist in the face. Barbara: No, you will come. You’re coming Shayla. Don’t argue. [Barbara continues to walk but Shayla stands still, nervously holding her ground. Barbara turns and raises her voice.] Barbara: Come. NOW! Shayla: NO! Barbara: SHAYLA! You get your scrawny behind here right now or I’l- Shayla: What? What will you do? Barbara: Shayla, you don’t know what I’m capable of doing to you. I don’t want to ruin a young girl’s career. You will come to ringside. It’s essential for your training. Shayla: My training is shit. You’re a shit mentor. I’m going home. [Shayla turns and begins to walk back to the locker room but Barbara stands with a face full of frustration and anger. Barbara then runs after Shayla and nails her in the back of the head with a clothesline. Shayla falls to the floor as Barbara rolls her over and begins to nail her in the forehead with closed fists, Shayla tries to fight back but Barbara overpowers her.] [People gather in the corridor to watch the fight as Barbara draws blood from Shayla’s head, Barbara continues anyway, relentlessly punching Shayla in the face. After she’s had enough, Barbara stands over Shayla and looks down on her bleeding and bruised face with a smirk. Barbara then spits onto Shayla and begins to walk away.] Barbara: Ungrateful bitch. Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Dame Barbara vs. Tracee Nguyen JLT: We have Barbara and Tracee fighting it yet for the ever-decreasing tournament spots! We have the quarter finals next week and only 8 women will be in them, but can you believe what Barbara just did to Shayla?! Leah: Shayla had it coming! JLT: I doubt it, that was just vicious! I hope Shayla is okay! Anyway, we’ll see Barbara and Tracee fight it out in the centre of the ring but Tracee also has a thorn in her side as the arrival of Keira Nguyen has upset the Texan! Leah: Yeah, I hope we see them both take out their aggression on each other in this match! I hope Barbara doesn’t break a hip, I have a pacemaker on ice just in case! [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Barbara is escorted to the ring by phenomenal her wrestling mother-in-law, the 81 year old ‘Ma‘ Tabitha Windsor. She comes out wearing a sequined white and gold robe with Dame across the back, stands at the entrance way, looks around the arena. Then Ma Tabitha raises her hand as golden rain falls from above. She saunters to the ring and climbs through the second rope.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Workington, England...DAME BARBARA!!! [The scene goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from the state of Texas; she weighs in at 125lbs and is accompanied to the ring by Deanna Nguyen, she is...TRACEE NGUYEN!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Barbara smirks at Tracee from the across the ring, Tracee looks back at her with an unimpressed face. The two women approach each other and tie-up, Barbara then shoves Tracee to the canvas and begins to chuckle. Tracee rolls her to her feet as Barbara grabs her by the wrist and whips her to the ropes. Tracee bounces back as Barbara nails a shoulder block, knocking her down to the canvas. Barbara then begins to laugh again.] JLT: I hate Barbara’s smugness. Leah: She’s been wrestling for thousands of years. She’s allowed to be smug. [Barbara turns and faces the audience, extending her arms as the fans boo her. Tracee stands and waits for Barbara to turn around, Barbara does and Tracee nails her with a hard slap across the face. Barbara stumbles backwards as Tracee whips Barbara into the corner. Tracee then runs towards Barbara but Barbara pulls her feet up and nails Tracee in the face.] [Tracee stumbles backwards as Barbara walks towards Tracee, Tracee then grabs Barbara and hoists her in the air and plants her in the canvas with a flapjack. Tracee then rolls Barbara over for a cover.] [1] [2] [Barbara kicks out.] JLT: That was close! [Tracee brings Barbara to her feet by her hair and pulls her into a suplex position. Tracee hoists Barbara in the air and holds her up for several seconds before planting her in the canvas with a brainbuster. Tracee then glances at Deanna and climbs the turnbuckle, she glances over her shoulder and then leaps backwards with a moonsault, connecting perfectly to Barbara and holds her position for a cover.] [1] [2] [Barbara gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Tracee is really taking the fight to Barbara! Leah: Why is Babs even in this competition? She’s won numerous titles in the past she doesn’t need to win this one! Let it go, you old hag! You ain’t youthful no more! [Tracee then sits up with an annoyed expression on her face and approaches the turnbuckle once again, she hops onto the top rope and perches, awaiting Barbara to find her feet. Barbara does and Tracee leaps off with a hurricanrana but Barbara counters the move, catching Nguyen in mid-air. Barbara then slams Tracee into the canvas with a powerbomb.] [Barbara then smiles to herself as the referee checks on Tracee, Barbara heads to the corner and begins to untie the turnbuckle padding. She tosses it outside the ring as the referee is unaware, Barbara then pulls Tracee to her feet. Barbara tries to whip Tracee into the turnbuckle but Tracee counters, stopping herself and spins to begin to nail the Dame in the face with right hands.] JLT: Tracee’s fighting back! Give it to her! Leah: Eww. [Barbara then pokes Tracee in the eyes, and nails her with a European uppercut. Barbara then whips Tracee into the exposed turnbuckle as Tracee smashes into it and holds her back. Tracee then stumbles forward out of the turnbuckle as Barbara heads to the ropes and springboards off the second and tries to catch Tracee in an “My Fair Lady” RKO move.] JLT: Barbara’s going for her finisher! Leah: Tracee has other ideas! [Tracee manages to counter and turns it into a reverse DDT, planting Barbara head first into the canvas. Tracee then hooks both Barbara’s legs as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Barbara rolls out.] JLT: Barbara refuses to be pinned! Leah: She refuses to retire! [Tracee contests the count with the referee, claming it was three. Barbara finds her feet, holding her head, and slipping a pair of brass knuckles onto her hand. Tracee runs towards her but Barbara nails her with a fist to the head, knocking Tracee into the canvas with a the illegal fist. Barbara tosses the knuckles aside and smiles to the referee, who naively smiles back at her.] Leah: I’m lovin’ it. JLT: Barbara is such a cheat. I have no idea why she’s a legend and a Dame. She does nothing but cheat. [Barbara then brings Tracee to her feet and pulls her into an diamond cutter position. Suddenly down the aisle runs Shayla Walker armed with a chair. Deanna sees this and leaps onto the apron and begins to complain to the referee but the referee is too concerned with getting Deanna herself down.] JLT: What is Shayla doing here? Leah: Probably to do something stupid, as usual. [Barbara smiles as Shayla slides into the ring, thinking Shayla has come to her rescue. Barbara then holds Tracee up as Shayla lifts the chair over her head, Shayla then swings for Barbara and slams the chair over her head. Barbara falls backwards from the blow and looks unconscious. Shayla then looks at the dented chair and smiles, and slides out of the ring.] Leah: That little cheat! JLT: The funny thing is, Barbara would have been proud if that hadn’t of happened to her! Barbara is out cold! [Tracee then crawls over Barbara’s body and covers as Deanna points the cover and the referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing into the quarter finals…TRACEE NGUYEN!!! JLT: Tracee won! Tracee is into the quarter finals! Leah: Yay! Do you think this is an appropriate time to say the witch is dead? JLT: You never care if anything is appropriate. Great news for Tracee, I’m sure that will make her feel better and forget all about Keira! Leah: I don’t think so! Look! [Keira Nguyen runs down the aisle as Deanna Nguyen kneels over Tracee in the ring. Keira slides into the ring and approaches her sisters from behind, Keira then pushes Deanna out of the way and grabs Tracee by her hair and yanks her up to her feet. Deanna looks shocked as Tracee stands dazed from the brass knuckles shot, Keira then attempts to execute her “Ex’s and Oh’s” finisher.] Leah: Quick! My mist goggles! [She unleashes her Asian red mist but Keira ducks and Keira’s mist only sprays air. Tracee ducks behind Keira and spins her around and begins to nail her in the face with a barrage of left and rights, Tracee then kicks Keira and pulls her into a DDT, planting her on the canvas. Tracee then begins to stomp on Keira’s head, Deanna comes from behind and tries to pull Tracee away but Tracee ignores her.] JLT: Tracee is beating up Keira! Deanna is trying to stop her but she won’t listen! Leah: This just like the time I went to see Jerry Springer! What a dysfunctional family! [Keira then tries to escape from the ring but Tracee grabs her by her hair and yanks her back in, Tracee then shoves her into the corner with the exposed turnbuckle. Tracee then nails her in the gut with harsh kicks. Tracee then grabs Keira by her face and uses her nails to scratch Keira’s skin.] [Deanna looks on with an upset expression, Tracee then grabs Keira’s head and pulls her to the centre of the ring. Tracee has no time to signal the faces as she hoists Keira in the air and gets her in a widow’s peak position. Tracee then executes her “South Texas Deathride” finisher planting Keira into the canvas. Keira slams into the mat and lies motionless as Tracee stands over her.] JLT: Tracee just nailed her own finisher on her own sister! I really want to know what history there is between these two! Tracee just beat Keira to a pulp! Leah: She was asking for it! [Tracee looks satisfied and turns to exit the ring, she heads up the ramp as Deanna watches her, torn between either sister. A smile creeps on Tracee’s face as she struts up the ramp to the back, stopping to glance at Keira’s body in the ring.] JLT: I have a feeling this is far from over! Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Aphrodite vs. Katrina JLT: Next up we’ve got Aphrodite and Katrina clashing for the place in the quarter finals, and I’m sure Katrina would love to win tonight and I’m sure Aphrodite would too. Leah: Well they’d all love to win Jamie, that’s a given. It’s just if they can, and Katrina seems to want to finally get her hands on the Unleashed Championship again! I think Aphrodite would too, and would love to become a double champion! Think of the photoshoot oppurtunies! JLT: Well Aphrodite is the Stripped Champion so she may not be as disheartened if she’s eliminated tonight! I think Katrina has it in her to go for another run as the Unleashed champion though! Leah: She has a lot of different things in her on a daily basis. [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Paris, France, accompanied to the ring by Ruby, she is the current Stripped Champion...APHRODITE!!! [The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena. Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Kristin in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Kristin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from New York, New York; at a weight of 129lbs, accompanied to the ring by Alex Dominiguez, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...KATRINA!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Aphrodite pouts for the audience, Katrina stands with her hands on her hips as Aphrodite blows kisses to the audience. Katrina walks towards Aphrodite but Aphrodite brushes past her and waves to the audience. Katrina rolls her eyes as Aphrodite begins to wave to the crowd and winks at them, posing for any photos they may want to take of her.] [Aphrodite then turns and raises her arms in the air, expecting applause. Aphrodite continues to blow kisses to the audience and then begins to take bows for herself. She leans forward, her eyes closed and a smile on her face when suddenly Katrina runs towards her and executes her “Kat Nip” flipping piledriver, planting Aphrodite into the canvas.] Leah: Hahahahahahaha! [Katrina then rolls Aphrodite over for a cover.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing to the quarter finals…KATRINA!!! JLT: I think Katrina just made history, was that the shortest match ever? Leah: Aphrodite was asking for it! [Katrina stands and rolls out of the ring, she shrugs to the audience and approaches Alex who wraps an arm around her. Ruby looks shocked on the outside and crawls into the ring as Katrina makes her way up the ramp, a victory under her belt without having to break a sweat.] JLT: I think Katrina wanted a proper match! Leah: She has a victory, she should be lucky for that! (The scene opens up inside the parking lot of the arena, where Tiger Lily’s pink convertible pulls in through the driveway. The camera focuses on the door as it opens and Tiger Lily herself steps out, dressed in a white tank top and DKNY jeans. The entire backseat is completely filled with various kinds of shopping bags. Lily opens the passenger door and helps a May Okosaki step out.) Tiger Lily: Hi Maya! Did you enjoy the ride here? Maya: Yes, but I must admit that your driving skills need a bit of work. (Tiger Lily smiles and shrugs.) Tiger Lily: How come? Maya: Well it was kind of scary when we got stuck in that river for a while. Tiger Lily: Oh that’s no big deal, when that happens I just call Rodrigo and he tows my car out for free! Isn't that nice of him? Maya: But my shoes are soaked now. Tiger Lily: Good thing you bought some new ones on our little shopping trip. We got some fabulous clothes, dontcha think? Maya: Yeah, except I don’t understand why I need to buy lingerie from Victoria ’s Secret? Tiger Lily: That’s because everyone needs at least ONE set of Lingerie from Vicki’s. Adriana Lima says so. Maya: Okie-dokie. (Suddenly the sound of stiletto heels pounding on pavement is heard as the camera shifts to show Krysta Taylor come marching in the direction of Maya and Tiger Lily.) Woman: Lily! Where the HELL have you been? You’re on in FIVE minutes! Tiger Lily: Oh sorry, Krysta. Me and Maya went shopping! Do you want to see what we got? Krysta Taylor: Eww, why would I want to see your retail-priced clothing? Tiger Lily: Because it’s fabulous! Krysta Taylor: No, I'm fabulous. Just make sure you’re on in time. I don’t need you screwing up my show, you hear? Tiger Lily: Whatever, boss. (Krysta Taylor grunts and turns away, stomping her feet on the ground. Once Krysta is a safe enough distance away from them, Lily leans in towards Maya.) Tiger Lily: That one’s getting a bit too big for her boots. Maya: Someone should punch her in the neck. Tiger Lily: Hey! That isn’t very ladylike. Maya: Sorry, with an open fist. Tiger Lily: That’s my girl. C’mon let’s go inside. (Tiger Lily and Maya high five each other and make their way into the arena as the scene fades.) Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Courtney Monroe vs. Tiger Lily JLT: We have Courtney Monroe taking on Tiger Lily and I think this will be an interesting match seeing as both sides have become friends with each other! The winner of this match will have to put out their friend in order to proceed! Leah: What a cruel world this is! JLT: Courtney is a former tag champion and Lily is the reigning Askai Champion so I’m expecting a great match, or at least an entertaining one. You know whenever the Monroes are around you’re in for some entertaining. Leah: I think the rate of suicide probably goes up when they’re on tv. [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "A Toast to Men" by Willa Ford begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 120lbs, representing Blonde Ambition...COURTNEY MONROE!!! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” plays through the PA system as the large screens begin to flash images of the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans. As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Anna continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs, she is the reigning Askai Champion and Diva of the Month...TIGER LILY!!! [Courtney and Lily stand opposite each other in the ring, both unwilling to fight each other with their new found friendship. The referee calls for the bell as both women approach each other, Lily raises her hand in the air but Courtney shakes her head, preferring a game of rock, paper, scissors. Lily shakes her head to that and instead nails Courtney in the chest with a knife-edge chop.] [Courtney stumbles backwards and holds her chest as Lily smiles at her and looks down at her breasts, inviting Courtney to do it back. Courtney then gets in position and nails Lily with a knife-edge chop. Lily then grabs Courtney and Irish whips her to the ropes, Courtney bounces back and Lily nails a back body drop to her.] JLT: They’re both friends, they seem reluctant to fight each other! Leah: Ugh, we had this last week! FIGHT! [Courtney climbs to her feet, holding her back. Lily then attempts to execute a flapjack on her but Courtney manages to land behind Lily and pulls her down into the canvas with a neckbreaker. Courtney then covers her.] [1] [2] [Lily kicks out.] JLT: Lily kicks out, Courtney may be her friend but she’s not going to lose this match easily! Leah: I still can’t get over the fact she wrestles barefoot! [Courtney leaps off the cover and begins to dance for the audience and giggles to herself, Lily recovers and stands behind Courtney as she dances. Lily approaches Courtney from behind and sweeps off her feet and up, before planting her across her knee with a backbreaker. Courtney lies on the canvas as Lily runs to the ropes, leaping onto the second one and leaping backwards with a lionsault.] JLT: Nice move! [Lily covers.] [1] [2] [Courtney gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I’m amazed she could count to 3 let alone get her shoulder up! JLT: Courtney is the more intelligent of the too, apparently. Leah: That’s not something to be proud of. [Lily then brings Courtney to her feet and whips her towards the corner. Courtney manages to counter by leaping onto the turnbuckle, spinning around and leaping off and nailing Lily in the face with a missile dropkick. Both women crash into the canvas, as Lily lies on her back and Courtney begins to dance and jive from side to side.] Leah: Such a retard. [Courtney then notices Lily’s position and runs towards her, she executes a cartwheel into an elbow drop, connecting to Lily’s heart. Courtney then leaps up again and begins to applaud herself, she runs to the turnbuckle and begins to dance disco moves.] [Lily finds her feet as Courtney continues to dance, Courtney leaps down from the turnbuckle and comes face to face with Lily. Lily kicks her in the stomach and pulls her into a powerbomb position, Courtney manages to counter by executing a back body drop to send Lily up and over before hitting the canvas. Lily bounces to her feet as Courtney nails her with a leg lariat to take her down.] JLT: Courtney seems to be pretty flexible! Leah: TMI! [Courtney celebrates her move once again and begins to cartwheel around the ring, stopping between each cartwheel to salute the crowd. Lily finds her feet after recovering from the move to see Courtney dancing on the turnbuckle again. Lily rolls her eyes and stands behind Courtney, waiting for her to get down.] Leah: I wish I had a gun about right now. I would just love to put a cap in Courtney’s ass! JLT: Leah! Leah: Hey, you know you would too! JLT: Well… [Courtney finally spins around and leaps from the top turnbuckle back to the ring but Lily catches her as she flies by nailing her with a “Snaggletooth” kick to the face sending Courtney smashing into the canvas and landing on her head. Lily quickly drops to a cover.] JLT: Did you see that? She almost took Courtney’s head off! Leah: It was brilliance! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…TIGER LILY!!! JLT: Lily won! [Lily climbs to her feet with a smile on her face, her theme music begins to play as she is reunited with her Askai Championship and her hand is raised in the air by the referee. Courtney stirs on the canvas as Lily walks over to her and pulls Courtney up and smiles at her, Courtney then raises Lily’s hand and begins to dance up and down like nothing has happened.] JLT: Lily is through to the next round! Go her! Leah: I still can’t believe she wrestles barefoot, what kind of person does that? JLT: Oh shut up! Unleashed Tournament Round 1 Match Lilith vs. Yuku Shiro ["Alone In My Room" by Skin hits the PA system and the arena drops into darkness for several seconds. The lights resume, and attention turns to the stage, to see Lilith standing on the top of the entrance way. Lilith leaps into the air, clicking her feet together and lands on the stage. Lilith then saunters down the aisle, with her daughter Charmion walking out behind her. Lilith struts down the aisle, a demonic grin on her face and licking her lips.] John Roe: The following contest is part of the Unleashed Tournament! On the way to the ring, from Cherry Falls, Hell, she is one-half of the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champions….LILITH!! [As Lilith paces around the ring, "Invincible" by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: And her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan……..YUKU SHIRO!! JLT: Alrighty! The Unleashed Tournament continues with the veteran Yuku Shiro taking on the Queen of Hell, Lilith! I’m sure both these ladies are trying to prove themselves worthy of the Unleashed Championship! Leah: Anyone else here not expecting much from this match? JLT: Quiet! [As the bell rings, Lilith and Yuku immediately lock up in the middle of the ring, and Lilith easily overpowers Yuku, who is shoved down to the mat. Lilith chuckles to herself, as Shiro gets back to her feet, and delivers a stiff kick to her leg, followed in quick succession by another three kicks to Lilith’s legs. She falls to her knees, as Shiro bounces off the ropes and launches at Lilith with a front dropkick to the face, knocking the big woman on her back.] JLT: Both these ladies have such different styles. This should be interesting! Leah: Come on Lilith, show her what we black women are made of! [Not wanting to lose her advantage, Shiro gives Lilith some kicks to the midsection, followed by a leg drop across the throat. Saluting the crowd, she turns her back on Lilith, who suddenly gets to her feet, and takes down Yuku with a powerful clothesline to the back of her head. The crowd boo slightly, but Lilith seems more interested in making up for her poor start, as she lifts Shiro up by the hair and tosses her into the corner. She backs up, and takes a run in, launching all her weight into Yuku, who crumples in the corner upon impact. Not wasting any time, Lilith picks her back up, and lifts her over her head, displaying her immense strength. With a smile on her face, she begins to bench-press Shiro up and down, before dropping her brutally behind her.] JLT: And Yuku goes down hard!! Leah: It sounds like you’re narrating a porno movie. JLT: Well I’m not, get your mind out of the gutter! [With Yuku lying on the ground, Lilith runs against the ropes, and returns with an elbow to her chest, before dropping down for the pin…] [1] [2] [Shiro manages to get a shoulder up.] JLT: Yuku’s showing why she’s a former Unleashed Champion, she never gives up. Leah: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Kick her ASS, Lilith!!! [Lilith turns angrily to the referee, who holds up two fingers, and doesn’t notice Yuku creep up behind her and roll her up into a school girl pin…] Leah: BOOO! [1] [2] [Lilith rolls out of it. Angry, Lilith gets right back up and boots Yuku in the head. Before she even hit’s the mat, Lilith lifts her back up, and shoves her head between her legs. With a slightly demented glint in her eyes, Lilith lifts up Yuku and delivers a ferocious power bomb! Smiling, Lilith holds down Yuku’s shoulders and counts with the referee.] JLT: This could be it! Leah: Bring it home, mama, bring it home!! Woohoo!! JLT: …I need a new broadcast partner… [1] [2] [To the surprise of just about everyone in the crowd, Yuku manages to break out of the pin at the last possible moment, and Lilith can’t believe it. She jumps up, and gets right in the face of the referee, who doesn’t back down despite being face to face with such a scary woman, who looks to have totally snapped. While all this is going on, Yuku once again gets to her feet, even more slowly this time, and somehow manages to muster the energy to jump into a spinning heel hick to Lilith’s back. Lilith stumbles forward, and crushes the referee into the corner, as he falls in a heap. Seeing the opportunity, Shiro charges at Lilith, and knocks her to one knee with a dropkick to the leg. As Lilith gets back up, Shiro leaps into the air and pulls off a perfect hurricanrana, as the crowd cheer loudly.] JLT: Seems like someone’s lit a fire under Yuku’s pa-toot! Leah: Shut up, Lilith will win, you’ll see. JLT: It doesn’t look like anyone’s gonna be winning anything as long as that referee’s knocked out. [As the ref continues to lay lifelessly in the corner as Yuku goes to the outside and begins to search under the ring. After a moment, she pulls out a steel chair, and slides back into the ring. With the referee unable to see anything, Yuku gazes at Lilith, and charges in, smashing the chair into Lilith’s skull!! Charmion screams like a little girl on the outside and smacks her fists on the ring.] Leah: Yess! I LOVE this match! Go Yuku! JLT: I thought you wanted Lilith to win?! Leah: True, but I want to see some blood as well! [Lilith bounces against the ropes and stumbles forwards into a second shot, this time into his ribs. He bends over, allowing Shiro to take him down with an axe kick to the back of the head. His face now opened up and dripping blood, Lilith drops onto the ground as Shiro goes for a cover, as the referee inches his way in their direction to make the count.] [1] [2] [Lilith barely manages to kick out. She rolls onto her belly, and slowly lifts herself to her feet, her face now plastered with blood.] Leah: Oh, that is sweet. JLT: But look, Lilith’s asking for more! [Lilith looks at Yuku with a smile, and essentially asks her to come at her again. Yuku dashes at Lilith and attempts a side kick, which is caught by Lilith. She spins Yuku round, and catches her on the turnaround, lifting her onto her shoulder and delivering a harsh spinebuster. Shiro bounces off the ring, as Lilith falls on top of her.] [1] [2] [Lilith lets go of the pin and shakes her head, much to the anger of the crowd.] JLT: What is she doing? She could have had this thing won! Leah: Yeah, but she wants to kick the snot out of Yuku first! You go, girlfriend! [Lilith grabs Yuku’s legs and puts her in a boston crab submission. Yuku begins to scream in pain, and her face turns a burning red. Yuku inches towards the ropes and eventually manages to get a grasp of it. The referee pries Lilith’s fingers off of Yuku, who is writhing in pain.] JLT: Looks like Yuku can’t stand! Leah: Good, I hope the bitch is in a wheelchair for life. [She lifts Shiro back to her feet, but she can barely manage to stay up as she tries to balance on one foot, only to be brought down with a hard DDT by Lilith. She walks over to the corner, and climbs up, facing away from the ring.] JLT: Well this is unusual for Lilith. I wonder what it would feel like to have that big woman crashing down on you? Leah: Probably similar to having a tow truck dropped on your head. [Lilith grins evilly to the crowd and leaps off the ropes…only to come crashing down hard on the mat. Yuku breathes a sigh of relief, having rolled out of the way just in the nick of time. Yuku rolls to her feet as Lilith writhes on the canvas from the pain. Yuku waits for Lilith to find her feet and perches.] Leah: You think Yuku is holding a fart? JLT: What?! Leah: Look at the way she’s standing! [Lilith finally stands as Yuku runs towards her, attempting a flying kick to the face but Lilith ducks. Yuku lands behind Lilith and kicks her in the back of the knee, Lilith falls to her knees as Yuku grabs Lilith into a “Life Hammer” position. Yuku drags Lilith to the center of the ring and hoists her into the air and holds her for several seconds but Lilith manages to counter by falling backwards.] JLT: Lilith countered! [Lilith lands on her feet as Yuku still has her position locked in, Lilith pulls Yuku up and counters the “Life Hammer” into a “Hellish Nightmares” finisher and drives Yuku head first into the canvas. Lilith then rolls Yuku over and pins her, placing both feet on the second rope for extra measure. The referee doesn’t see the feet and counts.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Whoa! Lilith beat Yuku! Leah: Lilith is through to the quarter finals! John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing to the quarter finals…LILITH!!! [Lilith climbs to her feet with a lock of shock and joy on her face, she smiles widely and begins to lick her lips. Yuku lies on the canvas, breathing heavily as Lilith begins to scream loudly with an orgasmic shrill, Lilith then stands in the centre of the ring, she places a foot on Yuku’s chest and gives demonic glances to the crowd.] JLT: Lilith just caused a major upset and eliminated Yuku Shiro from the Unleashed Tournament! I can’t believe it! Yuku was one of the favourites! Leah: The Unleashed tournament is going to continue next week on Exile! What a surprise way to end the show! Go Lil! [The camera cuts to Lilith’s demonic eyes glancing around the arena and the sick smile on her face as Exile in Atlanta fades off air.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Corey and Karlee for contributing to match writing on this weeks show! Sorry if the results are a little late but there was a lot of matches and I did most of the writing myself. I felt writing this show that I don't get much input from you guys, and like I dictate things sometimes but I'll work on that. I hope you all enjoyed the show, congrats to everyone who made it into the next round and next week we have a Halloween Special! How spooooooky! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-