April 27th 2007
Air Canada Center, Toronto, Canada

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: "WE <3 FELICITY!", “Too, Many, Stables!”, “I Wanna Give Janine Some Booty Luv!” and “Maya's Serious Looks > Extreme Expose!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile live from the fine city of Toronton in Canada! We're north of the border and it's very fitting as the brand new Unleashed Champion Felicity is in her hometown AND has a very important match tonight! You won't want to miss a second of the action! I'm JLT and I'm joined, as always, by the walking embarassment that is Leah! Leah: The WHAT? JLT: I'm just re-! Leah: No, Jamie! I'm not going to be insulted while I sit here in this ridiculous country? I'm the embarassment! We're in Canada! Canada sucks! JLT: I don't think you should say that, the Canadians can hear you! Leah: Good! I want them to know how crap their country is! There is nothing here of interest and it is freezing cold all the damn time, the last time I was here I got frostbite on my nipples! JLT: Wow, were your boobs even wonkier than they are usually?! Leah: Shut up Jamie, at least I HAVE boobs! God, you're mean to me! JLT: I'm mean to you? What about you? You just sit there and insult people, you're just the classic bitch! You love that you're behind a commentary table and saying stuff because the divas can't hear you and are too preoccupied to bother with you! Leah: Let's just do the show! It's way better to be me and be notorious than be a boring waste of oxygen! Can you imagine if I was Noriko Lee?! The HORROR! If I was Noriko, the only interesting thing about me would be that I lied about being Asian and have Bugs Bunny's teeth! JLT: Leah! Tag Team Match Janine Johnson & Noriko Lee vs. Linda Ragnal & Moira Storm JLT: Alrighty to kick things off tonight we’ve got Noriko Lee and Janine Johnson taking on Linda Ragnal and our brand-spanking new Rockford State Champion Moira Storm! Leah: Yep, Moira punked out that forty-year-old-looking teenager Morrigan to win the belt. It’s a good thing because that belt was vacant for a while and needed somebody to cuddle with. JLT: This should be a good old-fashioned wrestling match as both teams seem to have a strict code of conduct. Leah: Yeah except for Noriko, you never know when she’s going to bust out the canes! ["Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park hits as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately receives cheers. Maya Okosaki and Noriko Lee stand beside her, Maya standing seriously on the stage as Noriko holds her Singapore cane high above her head. "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson stands behind them carrying a blue steel chair with TFO on the seat in white letters. The Tradition all head down to the ring high fiving the fans along the way, save Maya who's focus remains on the ring.] John Roe: The following is a tag team match with one fall introducing first…Janine Johnson and Noriko Lee…THE TRADITION!! [Janine rolls into the ring while her father unfolds the chair on the outside and takes a seat, clapping for the trio. Maya enters the ring and heads to their corner to meditate as Noriko enters the ring and raises the cane above her head again. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. Maya steps out of her meditation and The Tradition begin to talk strategy for the match as the fans cheer them wildly.] JLT: It’s going to be interesting to see how well Janine’s going to perform tonight, she must be pretty banged up from that hellacious cage match. Leah: Yes, I remember it well. [The lights in the arena turn to yellow and orange and bright strobe-lights flash and with the sound of electric discarges 'The Storm Is Here' hits the speakers. Moira Storm and Linda Ragnal walk out onto the stage at the top of the entrance ramp and greet the fans by waving their hands. Moira pumps her brand new title belt in the air as the partners walk down the ramp side-by-side. Together the slide into the ring and stand on top of opposite turnbuckles as they wave and blow kisses to the fans.] John Roe: And their opponents…Linda Ragnal and Moira Storm…THE OCEANICS!! JLT: The Oceanics already have the disadvantage going into the match since the Tradition have both Maya Okosaki and Aaron Johnson by their side. Leah: Yeah but Maya’s too much of a goody two shoes to get involved and well Aaron’s probably to busy staring at his daughter’s ass to interfere. I tell you there’s something fishy about that guy… JLT: There is NOT, Leah. [Both teams meet in the middle and it appears that Linda Ragnal and Noriko Lee will start it off. The bell rings and the two ladies lock it up in the center of the ring. Linda over powers Noriko and flips her over with an arm drag. Noriko springs back up to her feet and charges towards Linda but Linda counters with another arm drag. Again, Noriko is quick to her feet, Linda whips Noriko into the ropes and hits her with a back body toss. While Noriko lies on the mat holding her back Linda tags in Moira Storm. Noriko slowly climbs to her feet but Moira leaps off the top rope and takes her down with a cross body and covers.] JLT: Nice high-flying move from our new champion. Leah: Australian girls are so bouncy, maybe she’s part kangaroo? [1] [2] [Noriko gets a leg up. Moira pulls Noriko to her feet and whips her into the corner turnbuckle. Moira lays on some hard chops across Noriko’s chest resulting in a few ‘oh!’ chants from the audience. Moira then whips Noriko into the opposite corner. She charges after Noriko but Noriko boots her in the face and sends Moira to the ground. Noriko uses the opportunity to spring to the top rope and perches herself there. Moira staggers to her feet and Noriko leaps off the top rope with a Molly-Go-Round into a pin.] JLT: The Kitten Caboodle! Leah: Damn, this might be over sooner than we thought. [1] [2] [Moira manages to lift her shoulder up. Noriko quickly gets to her feet and springs off the ropes and nails a flipping legdrop across Moira’s throat. Noriko tags in Janine, who climbs to the top rope. Noriko pulls Moira to her feet and holds her still as Janine jumps off the top rope and dropkicks Moira square in the face. Noriko then exits the ring and Janine waits for Moira to stand back up. She goes for a spinning heel kick, but Moira ducks underneath it and stands behind Janine. Moira lifts Janine from behind looking for a backdrop but Janine back flips out of it and lands behind Moira. Janine then hooks Moira’s head for a bulldog but Moira counters it at the last second with a reverse DDT.] JLT: Nice counter by Moira, she’s not the Rockford State Champion for nothing. Leah: She’s certainly a more attractive champion than that Morrigan would have been. [Janine kips up to her feet and looks for a clothesline to Moira but Moira does a backbend and avoids the move. The two girls then go to face each other. They begin to exchange blow until Janine whips Moira into the ropes. Moira comes charging back and hops onto Janine’s shoulders to attempt a hurricanrana but Janine counters it with a sit-down powerbomb.] JLT: All these counters, this is such a back-and-forth match! Leah: Moira looks like she is OUT. [With Moira lying down on the mat, Janine hops on top of the nearest turnbuckle and jumps off with a swanton bomb on Moira and covers.] Leah: Whoa Janine just flew like Superman! JLT: Noriko and Janine are definitely the more high flying of the teams, keep in mind Noriko IS the Askai Champion after all. [1] [2] JLT: Moira isn’t going to go down without a fight. [Moira kicks out at the last minute. Janine pulls Moira to her feet and tries to nails her with a backbreaker but Moira wraps her legs around Janine’s head and takes her down with a headscissors takedown. Janine springs back to her feet, a bit dazed but Moira takes her down with a dropkick. Moira then goes and tags in Linda Ragnal. Linda pulls Janine to her feet and whips Janine into the corner turnbuckle and gets down on all fours. Moira then charges towards Janine and leaps off of Linda’s back to hit her with a jumping body splash.] JLT: Nice teamwork from the Oceanics! Leah: You know I heard a rumor that The Oceanics are getting a new member but I won’t say who! Let’s just say that she’s one of my sistas. [Moira exits the ring as Linda hits Janine with a snap suplex. Linda then bounces off the ropes and drill the seventeen-year-old with an elbow drop to the chest. Linda remains on her with a pin.] [1] [2] [Janine kicks out. Linda pulls Janine to her feet and sets her in position for a widow’s peak. She throws Janine over her back getting ready to nail her ‘Broken Surfboard’ move but Janine manages to wiggle free. Now standing behind Linda, Janine hops on the blonde’s shoulders from behind and nails her with a perfect reverse hurricanrana.] JLT: What an innovative move from Janine! Leah: Whoa that was pretty cool. [Janine stagger to her feet, clearly hurting just as much from the move as Linda is, and tags in Noriko Lee. While Linda lies on the mat, Noriko heads towards her and locks her into a fujiwara armbar. Linda howls in pain as Noriko applies pressure to her arm. She looks like she is seconds away from submitting but Linda manages to stretch her leg as far as she can and sets it on the ropes. The referee tells Noriko to break the hold and she complies.] Leah: I miss the days when Noriko would hit everyone with canes all the time, it was always so bloody and wonderful. JLT: I like the way she’s turned out, it seems that The Tradition has taught her well. [Linda climbs to her feet clutching onto her arm. Noriko whips Linda into the ropes and goes for back body toss but Linda counters with a Lou Thesz press. Linda hammers away on Noriko with a few punches before letting her up. She pulls Noriko to her feet and grabs her bythe waist from behind. Linda then hits Noriko with a German suplex and keeps her in position with a pinning bridge.] [1] [2] JLT: Close… Leah: …but no cigar! [Linda rolls to her feet as Noriko holds her head from the impact of the suplex. Linda then nails Noriko with a kick to the face and runs to the ropes, she rolls forward with a rolling thunder splash ‘Tidal Wave’ and connects to Noriko’s chest. Linda then rolls over and hooks Noriko’s leg.] JLT: Linda with the Tidal Wave! Leah: Ugh, doesn’t she know the term is now tsunami? Dumbass… [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…THE OCEANICS!!! JLT: She did it! The Oceanics are the winners! Leah: YAY! Take that Asian trash! [Linda stands and smiles, Moira walks into the ring and hugs Linda as the two raise their arms in the air. Janine Johnson, too late to make a save, then congratulates the Oceanics and turns to help Noriko. Linda and Moira then head backstage, with Moira patting her championship belt and showing it off to the audience.] (The scene shows KibbyD on her way to the ring in her ring attire for the night, wearing a tight white cut off tee showing off her red bra, some hot pants that show some of her backsides, and her ever so lovely red cowgirl boots. While she is walking to the ring she bumps into Tequila. She and Tequila stare at each other for a quick second before Kibby speaks.) Kibby: Got a problem? Tequila: Yeah, I do. It with you, and this brunette do it better thing. Kibby: Oh so it is a biggie to you huh? Shame get over it. Tequila: Get over yourself I got your cd too. I wish I had saved my money it was trash just like you. Kibby: Trashy Hun, look in the mirror. If you wanna sit here and call me trashy I think you should learn your place here. To keep your damn mouth shut and look pretty. Plain and simple, or hasn’t Shane not made that clear? Tequila: What!? Are you… Kibby: Save it for a trashy blonde like Meggie, I have a blonde bimbo member to beat. Oh yeah and Brunettes do it so much better. (Kibby flips her hair as she smirks and continues on her way.) Standard Match Bobbi Jackson vs. Kassie JLT: “I’m not sure if this one is a grudge match, but it should be.” Leah: “Kassie got robbed of her PPV debut by Bobbi and Amber, and now she’s looking to settle the score. They came between her and tag team gold!” JLT: “From what I understand, Bobbi had issues with Kassie over phone calls that weren’t returned, and practices never attended.” {The scene fades into a clear with the cameras now focused towards the entrance ramp. The wild DU fans anxiously await for the next bit of action to take place as "KNOCK YOU OUT" by Kassie Longoria begins to play loudly over the PA system. The fans rise with whistles and cat calls as the spunky Kassie comes skipping out from behind the stage curtains dressed in a tiny black and red plaid ruffle school girl micro-mini skirt, and a black halter top, with black platform knee high heels. Her long naturally brown hair is jazzed up with blonde highlights.} Leah: “It’s hard to find time for all that when you’re a model, musician, and one of the sexiest women alive.” JLT: “It seems to me that when Divas Unleashed gold is on the line, you make time to hold up your end and make a good showing.” Leah: “I suppose tonight we see who is the best of these two. Who knows. This might shake out to where Amber is kicking herself to blindsiding the wrong girl.” JLT: “Anything can happen Leah. Listen to these fans! They love this young woman!” {The fans love the energetic Kassie Longoria as she prances around atop the stage area waving her arms in the air and swinging her hair. Kassie struts her way down to the ring tagging the hands of fans along the way. Now reaching the ring Kassie hops onto the ring apron and SLOWLY steps under the middle rope giving the fans a sneak peak of her tiny red lace thong! The men continue to whistle as Kassie prances around the ring, loving the attention. Kassie giggles as the fans cheer. She flips her hair and grinds her hips some to her music before heading over to her corner and taunting the fans some more.} Leah: “I think Mrs. Jackson might be in trouble tonight. In fact have you heard what I heard?” JLT: “I’m not sure.” Leah: “She came to the arena tonight pissed off! She has spoke to no one, has rebuffed a interview attempt, and was prowling the backstage area with an angry scowl. I heard she was muttering Amber’s name, and people said she stormed into the Sinful Delights locker room.” JLT: “Why would she be mad at Amber?” Leah: “Man your out of the loop! A few weeks ago Amber and Steph took some racy pictures with Bobbi’s husband! I thought everyone except Bobbi knew about that!” {"I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford blasts over the PA speakers as Bobbi comes out and poses on the ramp to the hoots and hollers of the fans as she smiles brightly and blows a kiss or two to the crowd as she starts to walk down the ramp towards the ring as she slaps the hands of the excited fans at ringside as she gets inside the ring and poses for the fans in the arena. Even though she’s all smiles with the crowd, it’s not hard to see she’s a little upset about something. Kassie is quick to get in her face and begin beefing. Bobbi seems to listen just for a moment, then nails her with a stinging slap!} Leah: “Meeeeeeooooowww! Kitty’s claws came out, and Kassie looks a bit surprised!” {Kassie moves right back in and the women begin exchanging stiff blows. Kassie breaks Bobbi’s momentum with a stiff kick to the gut, causing her to stumble backwards. Kassie then handstands, scissors Bobbi’s head, and uses her body weight to whip Bobbi through the ropes and onto the floor. The blonde almost is able to catch her footing on the outside, but she stumbles and slams hard into the ring barriers.} JLT: “Incredible move by Kassie!” {Kassie bounds from the far ropes, and bails over the top to nail Bobbi in the chest with a cross body block. Both women crash into the floor, but Bobbi seems to catch the worst of the move. Kassie rolls to her feet, and pulls Bobbi up by the hair. She takes her toward the ring, but Bobbi wrestles free, and whips Kassie shoulder first into the ringpost! Kassie stumbles away from the ring holding her shoulder, and Bobbi is quick to cinch in the waistlock, and drop her in the floor with a release german supplex!} Leah: “Wow! I though the ring post would be enough to knock her into next week, but that supplex has Kassie in La La land!” JLT: “If they were in the ring, Bobbi could get the win right here!” {Bobbi shakes off the hits she’s taken, and rolls Kassie into the ring. She scurries in quickly behind her and goes for the cover.} 1.… Tw…..kickout! Leah: “Bobbi had to know she had a little more fight in her than that!” {Bobbi looks a bit frustrated and gets up shaking her head. She grabs Kassie by the arm, and pulls her to a standing position, and nails her from out of no where with a short arm clothesline! Kassie hit’s the mat favoring the back of her head from the impact of the blow. Bobbi jumps high in the air, and lands a high impact leg drop to Kassie’s neck. The brunette diva convulses with agony as she rolls away.} JLT: “Since the beginning it seems Bobbi has things her way.” {Bobbi pats her shoulder, and pulls Kassie to her feet. She whips Kassie to the ropes, and bounds from the near side looking to hit the spear. She executes but Kassie leapfrogs the move and sends Bobbi spilling to the mat. Bobbi is quick to get to her feet, and looks embarrassed by the failed move. Kassie nails Bobbi on the return with a running kick to the head.} Leah: “I’ve never seen anyone leapfrog that high on a dime! She has quite a vertical leap, and if the Celtics find out we might lose her to the NBA.” {Kassie bounces about in the ring like a boxer, and watches as Bobbi gets shakily to her feet. She gives a slight naughty dance, then wades in working over Bobbi with left and right hand body shots. Bobbi is rocked back into the corner by the blows, and hangs limply in the corner as Kassie looks pleased and plays to the crowd.} JLT: “I think she calls that the beat box, and from what I’m told it usually spells the beginning of the end for her opponent!” {Bobbi shakes it off again, and catches Kassie off guard with a spear from the corner. The Brunette hit’s the mat with a brutal thwack, and she comes dangerously close to taking a tumble towards the announce table. Bobbi half nelsons, and hooks the near leg for the pin.} 1.… 2.…. Thr…..foot on the rope! Leah: “She’s tough, and she’s giving Bobbi Jackson all she can stand in this match!” {Bobbi looks like she absolutely cannot believe her opponent is still fighting. She hops to her feet, and Kassie struggles to get to hers. Bobbi grabs her by the hair, and drives Kassie chest first into the second rope. Kassie is hurt and stays draped on the rope. Bobbi bounds from the far side, and leaps up and lands her butt onto Kassies upper back. Kassie rolls off the ropes and clutches her chest in agony.} JLT: “Bobbi sure knows her way around the ring, and how to use every opening as a way to move ahead, or as a weapon.” {Kassie struggles to her feet. Bobbi grabs her and drives her back first into the corner. Kassie is out on her feet as Bobbi begins working her over with hard chops to the chest. Kassie stumbles from the corner, Bobbi climbs the ropes quickly, and bounds off looking for a bulldog. Kassie turns in time to catch her arm and arm drag her to the mat. Bobbi’s hip hits with high velocity, but she is quick to get up and wade back in. Kassie waits till the last second, and leg trips Bobbi making her hit headfirst into the bottom turnbuckle! Kassie quickly goes for the pin.} Leah: “She’s knocked out!” 1.….. 2.….. Thre……foot on the rope! JLT: “These girls are putting on quite a brutal clinic tonight! I guess it’s safe to say that both of them are dangerous when angry!” {Both women are struggling to get to their feet. The referee has begun a standing ten count, and Kassie is the first up. She pulls Bobbi up by the hair and goes for the one hit quitter! Bobbi rolls under the shot. Kassie is quick to turn, and puts Bobbi back to the mat with a savage clothesline. She bounds from the ropes, cartwheels, and hits Bobbi with a hard leg drop to the chest. Sensing she’s in trouble Bobbi recoils from the attack, and manages to roll out of the ring before Kassie can gain any more momentum. Undaunted Kassie runs up the nearest turnbuckle and sails off with a diving attack. Bobbi simply runs under the flying woman, and Kassie crashes and burns on the floor!} Leah: “Three things can happen when you go high risk, and two of those things suck!” {Bobbi looks quite frustrated and moves to her fallen opponent. She pulls Kassie to her feet, and picks her up into a body slam position. She then runs toward the ringpost as if to drive her into the unforgiving steel post like a lawn dart. Kassie slithers off and lands wobbly on the floor. Bobbi turns, and Kassie nails her with a whirleybird head scissors! Bobbi hit’s the floor hard, and Kassie is too weak to get up after her desperation move.} JLT: “These women have left it all in the ring tonight! Right now neither are able to get up, and the referee has begun his ten count.” Leah: “It’s the classic contrast of styles that’s made this match great. Bobbi is a great technician, and executes her moves with crisp precision. Kassie can nail with the kitchen sink from nowhere.” {As the ten count gets close to counting out both women, Kassie uses her strength and pulls herself onto the apron and rolls into the ring. Kassie then rolls back out, starting the count over again and approaches Bobbi. She rams her head into the apron and rolls Bobbi into the ring.} {Kassie whips Bobbi into the corner, Kassie runs towards Bobbi but Bobbi nails her with a straight kick to the face that catches Kassie under her chin and sends her stumbling backwards. Bobbi then immediately kicks Kassie in the stomach and pulls her into a pedigree position. Bobbi then leaps into the air and executes her finisher, planting Kassie in the canvas, down and out.} JLT: “The Pedigree! She nailed it! It’s over now!” {Bobbi covers} 1… 2… 3 John Roe: Here is your winner…BOBBI JACKSON!!! {Bobbi stands and wipes the sweat from her brow, she smiles and raises her hand in the air. Showtime climbs into the ring and the two embrace in a kiss, as Bobbi wraps her arm around her husband protectively and glances to the back. Showtime raises Bobbi’s arm in the air as she celebrates her first Divas Unleashed victory.] JLT: “Bobbi picks up her first victory on Exile, poor Kassie. She didn’t get any revenge at all but I think Bobbi will be pleased with that. She continues to make an impact.” Leah: “It’s hard not to notice her with those giant boobs.” [The lights fade slowly and as the pink banner floats across the Divatron, the camera focuses on the Blonde Ambition fan club who give excited squeals before reaching down and picking up boxes of popcorn and begin eating while watching the screen as if they were in the cinema.] Bombastic Announcer: And now once, again, the moment you all have been waiting for… here is Blonde TV! Leah: Ah crap. JLT: Hey no complaining, remember you said you kind of liked Blonde Ambition. Leah: Okay maybe just a little… [JLT excitedly settles into her seat, the sounds of “Barbie Girl” blast through the stereo system as the big screen flash clips of the women that make up Blonde Ambition… Carley, Courtney, Meggie, Tiger Lily, and Felicity just before “Blonde TV” logo appear on the screen in big letters and a blonde wig falls on the ‘T’.] [Scene opens up to what appears to be a high class beauty salon that has turned upside down. Beauty products, makeup, and clothes are thrown all over the place. Lily and Felicity are seen going at it on the floor of the salon as they claw and rip at each other, dressed only in white robes and green facial masks.] Lily: Take it back! Felicity: Try and make me! [Suddenly Carley, Courtney, and Meggie, also dressed in white robes, come running into view and separate the fighting blondes from one another. Courtney holds Lily back while Meggie restrains Felicity.] Carley: Hey hey what's going on why all the GRRR? Meggie: Cut it out! Courtney: Yeah what's the beef? We're all friends here! [Lily points at Felicity.] Lily: Felicity said that I was no good for my boyfriend and that he deserves a REAL woman! Felicity: That's because you called me a cougar. Lily: That’s because you are! What are you doing hanging around with a bunch of 20 year olds anyway? Felicity: Because I care enough to try and help this group. [Carley Monroe stomps her foot and looks around angrily at her feuding teammates.] Carley: QUIET! We're supposed to be a funzie group not a meanie-to-each-other group! [Lily sighs and wipes a couple strands of hair from her eye.] Lily: Alright Felicity this isn’t working! Obviously Blonde Ambition isn’t big enough for the two of us so someone has to leave! Felicity: You got that right, the door is to your left. Lily: Why ME? I was here first so you should leave! Felicity: Because your the one who is being selfish and trying to steal all of the glory for yourself, but if you won't listen, maybe this should be decided in the ring where the loser has to leave, that should make it interesting. Lily: In a match? Seriously? Felicity: Obviously we need to settle our differences, and I know I'm having to much fun to leave. Lily: You’re on. Come Exile you are SO out of Blonde Ambition. Felicity: We'll see, you don't know how tough it is to beat a Canadian in their own country. [Both the girls turn and storm off in opposite directions of each other. The remaining three girls look at each other and shake their heads.] Courtney: I don't like it when people are all Grrr and mean to each other. Meggie: Neither do I. Carley (pouts): This is so not funzie anymore Tag Team Match Amber Burton & Stephanie Sullivan vs. Jennifer Collins & Jessie Lockhart (The arena lights fall as a pair of spotlights sweep to the curtained entrance. The Donna’s "Fall Behind Me" booms over the buildings sound system as Amber and Stephanie step onto the stage. They are wearing leather shorts, Sinful Delights t-shirts, and thigh high leather boots. Amber’s color is black, while Stephanie’s is red. They pause at the top of the ramp, and make a production out of teasing one another’s hair. They both smile in satisfaction and turn with their backs to the crowd. The camera zooms to their backsides where Amber’s butt has Sinful, and Stephanie has Delights written in a stylish cursive. The couple strolls casually to the ring and pause occasionally for photos. They circle the ring on either side, and both jump onto the announce table. They dance suggestively for a few moments, then remove their shirts, and toss them into the crowd. They jump from the table and slide into the ring. They wave to the fans and hold their hands up for a high five. They intentionally miss and smack each other on the ass.) Leah: “Okay so now we have a match with the two freaky chicks and some girls I rather not pay attention to.” JLT: “Why do you have to be so negative?” Leah: “I don’t see myself as negative, just more truthful and in your face.” JLT: “I see.” John Roe: In the ring Jennifer Collins and Jessie Lockhart!!!! (The two ladies throw up there hands as they smirk, laugh, and giggle.) John Roe: And their opponents Amber Burton & Stephanie Sullivan the Sinful Delights!!!! (The bell then rings and Amber starts to circle around Jen, Jen looks a bit scared but then as Amber starts to touch Jen's hair planning a un-expected attack, Jen beats her to it by elbowing Amber in the gut, Amber bends over holding her stomach and then Jen turns around and kicks Amber in the stomach and Amber falls to the mat. Jen then pushes Amber head down and then gets on top of her, Jen starts to slap Amber while waving her hair back and forth, eventually Amber grabs Jen's hands and twists them…a loud scream goes through the arena from Jen.) Leah: “My, did you hear that.” JLT: “Who wouldn’t, These girls are going to kill each other.” (Amber then lets go of Jen's hands and Jen gets off of Amber and looks at her nails, as she turns around to go back to work on Amber, Ariel runs at Jen and clotheslines her, Jen quickly gets up only to get hit with another clothesline this time Jen stays down for a bit, but Amber isn't going to let Jen rest, Amber lifts Jen by the hair and drags her to the turnbuckle, and starts bashing Jen's head on the turnbuckle, the crowd goes "Oh" every time Jen's head hits the ring post.) Leah: “I never seen this much fire out of the one Amber Burton before.” JLT: “I wonder what she has had.” Leah: “I may not want to know.” (Amber then drabs Jen away from the ring post and hits a body slam on her, Jen holds her back as she hits the mat, Amber starts to laugh but then raises Jen to her feet, she carries Jen to the turnbuckle yet again, but this time Amber gets on the turnbuckle while still holding Jen's hair. She strikes the gut of Jen’s with her foot as she flips her with a snapmare. She jumps on the turnbuckle and looks to be going for a elbow drop. She goes for it and miss Jen entirely. Holding unto her elbow, Jen crawls over to her partner to tag her in. She makes it over just in time and gets the tag.) Leah: “There is the tag.” (Jessie comes running towards Amber and clotheslines her then she waits for Amber to sit up, Amber slowly sits up and Jessie hits a DDT and goes for the pin.) 1... 2... Stephanie breaks up the pin. (Jessie picks up Amber and hits another DDT on her then she begins to hit Amber in the back of the head before she could get to Stephanie, Jessie forces Amber to her feet as she grabs a handful of her hair and slams her face into the mat. She laughs as she kicks Amber in the back. Amber uses the ropes to get herself up, she eyes Jessie showing off to the crowd, Jessie turns around Amber runs and hits her with a spear. With Jessie on the ground Amber crawls as she makes the tag to Stephanie by slapping her on her backside, and Jessie using her strength somehow tags her partner Jennifer in.) JLT: “Who tags their partner in by slapping their backsides?” Leah: “I know the Sinful Delights.” JLT: “Ding, Ding, Ding! I wonder how Kibby feels by joining this group now.” Leah: “So Hot, I believe.” (As the two fresh females enter the ring they start off on the attack. With Step getting a great start Jen ends up with the heads up as she forcefully pushes Stephanie to the ground. Jen runs over as she gets on top of Stephanie and begins to slap her in the face and slamming the back of her head into the canvas. Stephanie flips Jen over as she is now on top and is giving her a full taste of the hard life. Sending blow after blow to the face of Jennifer. She picks Jen up and knocks her back down with a strong clothesline. ) JLT: “I think the Delights could when this.” Leah: “Come on, Get up! Don’t let this Delight chick beat you.” (As Jennifer ease up to her feet Step quickly goes in for a school girl.) 1… 2… KICK OUT! (Jen was a bit shocked by that school girl she was not expecting it at all. As she quickly returns to her feet she kicks Step in the gut and runs to the ropes she bounces off and hits Step with a Cross-Body. She stays on top of Step as the ref goes to count the pin.) 1… 2… Kick Out! JLT: “These girls are fighting with the one thing in mind. Winning.” (Jen stands to her feet as she begins to argue with the ref as she is fussing with the ref, Step arrives back on her feet. Rested enough she walks over to Amber as Jen continues with the ref. Amber turns around on the apron as she shakes her rum, Step giggles as she taps it tagging in Amber. Amber enters the ring as Jen turns around with a shock look on her face. She runs with her arms stretch out from a clothesline but Amber dodges it and kicks her in the gut. Amber laughs as she then rips Jen’s top off, Jen gets embarrassed as Amber laughs and swings Jen's shirt around her finger, Jen screams and rolls out of the ring through the bottom rope.) Leah: “I have seen it all.” JLT: “Tops are off everyone it is a Catfight!” (Step then runs after Jen and grabs her by the hair and swings her down outside of the ring. Jessie jumps off the apron as she runs and pushes Step off of Jen. Step gets up as she slaps Jessie in the face, she laughs as she picks Jen up and swings her into Jessie. She then flips her hair as she walks back to her assign area. Amber goes outside of the ring as she picks Jen up by her hair and rolls her back into the ring. Amber enters back also as she goes for a move called “Botox Injection”) 1… 2… Kick Out! (Jen manage to kick out of the move as Amber pick her up once more. Amber then goes for her finisher the “Dominatrix Lock” put out of the blue Jessie runs into the ring and breaks it up. Step runs into the ring and delivers a very intense spear sending both females to the outside of the ring. Amber looks at Jen who is in a lot of pain and laughs.) Leah: “I would laugh too looking at that cheap bra she is wearing.” JLT: “Did you see how Amber is so quick with that submission move. She can make you tap if it wasn’t for ropes and rules in wrestling.” (Jennifer then begins to tap out, hitting the mat but Amber continues with the lock.) John Roe: Here are your winners…SINFUL DELIGHTS!!! (The referee tries to force her off but Jessie Lockhart runs into the ring and towards her. Amber then releases the hold and rolls out of the ring. Amber finds Stephanie and the two celebrate their victory much to the fans disapproval.) JLT: “Sinful Delights have won tonight! They’re proving themselves to be a force!” Leah: “Delightful…” [ A scene on the DivaTron is shown. The camera is showing the back of the legs of two women standing in what semed to be a hotel room. ] Woman #1: I am so tired right now. I don't know why had to take me with you on your set. Woman #2: Because I can. [ Slowly, the camera moves up from theirs legs to their head and back. ] Woman #1: I could have gotten some sleep. Woman #2: All you do it sleep, ever since we left DU, you slack off more than ever before. Woman #1: The hell you mean we? Your decision! Woman #2: I am not going to stand here and listen to you bitch and moan. [ One of the women then turns around, revealing herself to the camera. Deanna Nguyen. ] Deanna: Hey, i'm just stating the facts. Leaving right after a match with our sister... [ The other woman turns her head to face Deanna, Tracee Nguyen. Deanna folds her arms and looks back at her older sister. ] Tracee: She is your sister, not mines. Deanna: Have some decency. Nonetheless, she's still family. Tracee: Family or not. Hoe goes on to ruin my life, blackmails me, follows me into DU... Deanna: Well, she's not here no more, am I right? It's been what, few months ever since we took an absence in DU, the three of us. Tracee: Whatever. As long as my name doesn't come out of her mouth again, I'm good. [ Deanna unfolds her arms and goes to sit on the edge of the only bed in the room. Tracee releases a small sigh. ] Deanna: How long has it really been, exactly? Tracee: For what? Deanna: Talking about how long has it been since we left DU. Now we're here considering coming back. I knew this was gonna happen. Tracee: Screw you okay? A few months, not that long. Deanna: I could say this was a bit of a vacation. Well, from one thing that is. We're still doing car events and now you're a friggin' DJ. Have you been catching up with anything lately from the company? Tracee: Not really, i've been in my own world after we left. Deanna: Well, one of your little foes have been stripped off one of the titles you have been trying to get your hands on. Yep. Man oh man, I can not wait until you get back in the ring! [ Deanna lets out a yawn. Tracee makes her way to the bed, sitting alongside with her younger sister. She gives off a little smirk and looks at Deanna. ] Tracee: Ha, my day will come soon. Standard Match Courtney Monroe vs. KibbyD JLT: And here we go with Courtney versus KibbyD. Leah: You know what? This may be a bit too much blonde in the same ring for me. I might have to take a barf break every now and then but I’ll still be here to do you job for you, Jamie. Don’t worry. JLT: Oh...gee...thanks. John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Amber and Stephanie Sullivan...KIBBBYD!!! [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] Leah: Goodness...that dog. JLT: It’s Kibby’s Mascot. Leah: She’s a living accessory! John Roe: And introducing next, accompanied to the ring by Blonde Ambition....COURTNEY MONROE!!! [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "A Toast to Men" by Willa Ford begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] [As soon as Courtney enters the ring, Kibby takes her down with a vicious speak. She immediately sits up, grabs two handfuls of Courtney’s hair and slams the back of hear head against the mat repeatedly in an attempt to gain an early advantage in the match. When she is somewhat satisfied, Kibby climbs to her feet and drags Courtney with her. She then whips her hard into the corner and Courtney’s entire frontal end collides with it and she falls backwards onto the mat. With her down, Kibby makes her way over to her opponent and gives her a few stomps for good measure. She then pulls Courtney to her feet once again and DDT’s her back down to the mat. She then quickly goes for a pin.] [1] [2] [Courtney kicks out before the ref can make it to three.] JLT: Kibby’s showing some real determination in there. Getting off to a real good start with a near pin fall already. Leah: “Near” is an almost. Almost..doesn’t...count. And neither did the ref. Not to three anyway. [Kibby gets up and takes Courtney with her. She then gives her a few forearms to the head. Courtney, however, eventually begins to battle back with a few shots of her own. The two women begin exchanging blow after blow, with Courtney inching Kibby towards the ropes and her teammates cheering her on outside of the ring. At last, Courtney thrusts Kibby into the ropes. She bounces back and Courtney trips her up with a drop toehold that causes Kibby to land right on her face. The crowd screams in approval as Courtney goes after Kibby once more. She yanks the young blonde to her feet and then launches her into the ropes. Courtney nearly takes Kibby’s head off with a vicious clothesline that connect so hard, Kibby does a 360 in the air before landing on the mat. Keeping up her newfound momentum, Courtney hauls Kibby to her feet and begins chopping her across the chest. She then picks Kibby up and nails her with a sidewalk slam. Once that is done, Courtney goes for the pin.] [1] [2] [Thre...Kibby kicks out at the last second!] JLT: Courtney with that sidewalk slam. She almost finished Kibby there. Leah: There you go with the “almost” again. Haven’t I taught I taught you anything? JLT:You were complaining about a “near” before. Leah: So?! [Once again, Courtney brings Kibby to her feet. She then leads her by the hair over to the corner and bounces her face right off the top turnbuckle. Kibby tries to shield her face from another one but to no avail. Courtney smacks her face against the turnbuckle once again. As she goes to hair toss Kibby to the mat, Kibby surprises her with an elbow smash to the face. Courtney falls backwards and Kibby uses the opportunity to take a breather. She then kicks Courtney in the midsection and pulls her up. Kibby whips Courtney into the ropes and, as soon as she returns, plants her dead in the center of the ring with a spinebuster that sounds out throughout the entire arena. On the canvas, Courtney clutches her lower back in pain but Kibby doesn’t let up. She flips Courntey onto her stomach and places her boot right in the injured area. Kibby then grabs both of Courtney’s arms and painfully pulls them backwards, steadily applying pressure to her lower back with her boot. Courtney screams in agony at the painful move, but she doesn’t keep up. Courtney continues to endure the pain untill Kibby is ordered to drop the move. Kibby huffs and does as she is told but quickly drops her elbow onto the back of Courtney’s head. She then flips her over and leaps over her with a sunset flip roll up combination.] [1] [2] [Courtney reverses the roll up] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...COURTNEY MONROE!! JLT: Courtney snuck one right by Kibby and pulled off the win. Leah: See? There was no almost there! {Amber spots Bobbi down the corridor and smiles as she aproaches. As she gets closer she realizes that Mrs. Showtime is less than pleased. She decides to try and play it cool as she pretends nothing is amiss.} Amber: "Hi Bobbi. I was hoping to run into you tonight..." {Bobbi looks at Amber, anger in her eyes. She clenches her fists and growls under her breath...} Bobbi: "You've got ALOT of nerve to show your face in front of me tonight!" {Amber looks a little alarmed, and more than a little confused.} Amber: "Look I'm sorry we didn't win the tag titles, but that's no reason to get angry...." {Bobbi's face turns a little red now. It's bad enough that she teamed with this woman at the pay per view. But for her to now play dumb right in front of her makes her even madder.} Bobbi: "You're gonna stand here and tell me to my face that you think this is about the tag titles!? You....you...BITCH!" {Bobbi in a fit of rage hauls off and slaps Amber across the face.} {Amber stumbles against the wall and looks completely befuddled. She rubs her cheek, and looks at Bobbi with an almost calm expression.} Amber: "Can we talk about this rationally?" She says in a monotone voice. "I really thought we were friends, and friends talk out their problems." Bobbi: "Friends!?" {Bobbi says obviously freaking out...} Bobbi: "I'm sorry! I didn't know it was in the friendship code to try to get in their friends husband's pants!!!" {Bobbi says pointing an accusing finger at Amber. It's trembling she's so upset. Tears are starting to well up in her eyes as she begins to see Amber just like every other woman who claimed who wanted to be her friend. To get closer to her husband.} Amber: "The pictures?" {Amber takes a very non threatening pose, and talks in a soothing manner in an attempt to explain the situation.} Amber: "I used to watch your husband on wrestling when I was a teenager." Amber shakes her head sadly. "Ok I was a little starstruck, and took a few liberties I shouldn't have. That is truthfully all there was too it..." {Hurtful tears stream down Bobbi's cheeks. She stands there visibly shaking. She doesn't even know what to say at this point as she stands there in teary silence.} Amber: "I'm sorry Bobbi. It wasn't my intention to hurt you, nor to steal your husband. I was just having some fun and it went a little out of control..." {Amber moves a little closer, and looks like she wants to comfort the angry woman.} {Bobbi growls like a purring cat as Amber moves closer to her...} Bobbi: "That's what every woman says to me! That they aren't trying to steal my husband...And yet behind my back, they try to do it. You're no different than the rest of them!! Just admit it!!!" {Amber shakes her head and backs away slowly.} Amber: "I'm sorry Bobbi. I don't want to steal what's yours, nor do I want us to be at odds over such a little thing. I admit the pictures I sent were risque, but I wasn't angling for him to leave you for me. I really just want us to work this out, and will do whatever I have to do in order to settle this." {Bobbi sniffs and tries to wipe a few tears away...} Bobbi: "Are you trying to pick a fight with me Amber? Because I'm not hard to find...We can do this right now!" Amber: "I don't want to fight..." Bobbi: "Then what do you want from me!?" Amber: "I just want things to go back to us being friends again." Amber smiles. "You know. Close enough that you asked me to be your stand in partner on short notice. I'll do whatever I have to do to earn your trust again." {Amber sighs.} Amber: "I really didn't mean anything, and hope everything is ok with you and Michael." Bobbi: "You say you didn't mean anything...But for not meaning anything you surely haven't made things easy for me at home since the pay per view..." {Amber is starting to look a little upset herself, as you can see tears welling in her eyes.} Amber: "I swear I never meant for things to go this far, nor did I want to steal your husband." Bobbi: "You might not want to steal him, but you certainly want to get into his pants don't you!?" {Bobbi says huffing as she points her finger back at Amber poking her on her shoulder.} Amber: "Bobbi i wouldn't..." {Amber looks a little taken aback by the remark, and shakes her head vigorously.} Bobbi: "You're lying!! I can see it in your eyes!!! You claim you want to be MY friend, yet you are lying to my face!!!" Amber: "What will fix this?" {Bobbi folds her arms and looks away from Amber...} Bobbi: "You tell me..." {Amber looks a little surprised but nods.} Amber: "Do you want me to stay away from you and Mike?" Bobbi: "Whatever Amber...I know you well enough you're going to do whatever you want. It doesn't matter what I say..." Amber: "I want this to end, and things to go back to normal, and I'll do ANYTHING to make that happen." Amber pauses briefly. "Would taking out your frustrations on me in a match bring things back to normal?" {Bobbi sighs.} Bobbi: "I don't know..." {Bobbi says with a sigh, obviously having mixed feelings right now. As part of her wants to tear Amber apart where the other part of her just really wants to believe that the two can be close friends.} Amber: "Ok if you win I'll be yours for a week. Hopefully in that week while I'm scrubbing your shower, you can see that I'm genuine." {Bobbi raises an eyebrow...} Bobbi: "What's in it for you? What if you win?" {Amber looks a bit shocked to hear her ask such a question, and there seems to be no answer immediately in mind.} Amber: "I don't know, a victory?" {Bobbi slightly grins...} Bobbi: "What? I'm not good enough to get the same treatment as everyone else you face? You wouldn't want me as your slave?" {Amber sighs heavily and shakes her head mournfully. She looks around with a sad expression and finally rests her gaze on Bobbi.} Amber: "Ok, you…..and your husband belong to me." {The proposition was so bold and outrageous that she is positive that Bobbi will back down. Not only back down, but be willing to listen to reason. Admittedly she is taking a risk by adding him to the deal, but it seemed worth it the second she said it.} {Bobbi huffs and snarls a little bit...} Bobbi: "I knew this was all about my husband!!! You're on Amber!!! I'll see you next week in the center of that ring, I'm going to make you my BITCH!!!" {Amber seems to deflate as she realizes the ploy didn't work. She only nods and walks away shaking her head sadly.} Loser Leaves Blonde Ambition Match Felicity vs. Tiger Lily JLT: We have a match that is going to be tragic for Blonde Ambition up next… Leah: YAY! JLT: The new Unleashed Champion and Toronto-native Felicity will be taking on her Every Bitch But Me opponent and Californian surfer Tiger Lily, with the loser leaving Blonde Ambition! This is so sad! Leah: Please, I bought an extra bag of popcorn just for this match. JLT: Every Bitch But Me saw Felicity and Lily come to blows with the championship on the line and this week, both divas have agreed to a ‘fight to the death’ and I’m not sure it was wise to agree to this match! I can imagine Felicity leaving Blonde Ambition as she’s just joined and isn’t a true blonde but Tiger Lily? Leah: I can imagine Lily leaving, I mean, that girl can’t afford a pair of shoes. Getting away from the dumbasses in that stable will only do her good, they’re holding her back! JLT: I don’t know why they agreed on this match! Why does one person have to leave? I don’t want them to! Leah: Oh please, Felicity is old and close to being committed to the old people’s home, so that’s why she agreed, because of the Alzheimer’s! JLT: I don’t think Lily will get a good reception from this Canadian crowd! ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glases over her eyes as the crowd cheer loudly. She has the Unleashed championship over her shoulder as the fans hold up signs, she walks to the ring posing for every photo opportunity.] John Roe: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at a weight of 118lbs, she's representing Blonde Ambition and is the current Unleashed Champion...FELICITY!!! [The opening sounds of Lily's entrance music blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast and the fans boo loudly. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly regardless of the boos and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. Behind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs, also representing Blonde Ambition...TIGER LILY!!! [Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display. As she saunters down the ramp, Lily tries to takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience but the audience aren't interested and jeer her. Lily then quickly makes her way down the ramp. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the booing audience.] [The referee calls for the bell and both women immediately run towards each other. Lily leaps onto Felicity with a Lou Thesz press and begins to nail her in the face with punches as the audience boos, Felicity then rolls Lily over and nails her with fists to the face as the audience cheers. Lily then shoves Felicity off her as they both find their feet. The camera cuts backstage to see Meggie and Mistress watching a monitor with Carley and Courtney running about in the background, suggesting another Monroe ‘incident’.] Leah: I’m surprised Meggie hasn’t hung herself being around Carley and Courtney, this match isn’t sad because someone will leave Blonde Ambition, it’s a Godsend! [Felicity and Lily then approach each other, Felicity grabs Lily and whips her to the ropes. Lily bounces back as Felicity swings with a harsh clothesline but Lily ducks and hits the ropes again. Lily then leaps into the air with a flying leg lariat and catches Felicity in the face, knocking her down into the canvas.] [Lily quickly rolls to her feet and bounces to the ropes again, she then nails a handstand and tries to execute a handstand into a leg drop but Felicity moves out of the way and Lily lands on her butt. Felicity then quickly stands and nails Lily in the back of the head with a harsh buzzsaw ‘Bitch Kick’.] JLT: Oww! Did you hear that? That shot echoed around the arena! Leah: Felicity should play for LA Galaxy with kicks like that. Then again, she’s such a slut she’d probably try to seduce David Beckham and then Posh will turn in Divas Unleashed wanting to punk Felicity the fuck out! Ooooh, that would be so awesome! JLT: I really worry about what goes on in your mind… [Lily falls to the mat and holds her head as Felicity turns to the audience and they cheer her. Felicity then smiles, she approaches Lily as Lily lies on the mat still. Felicity then picks up Lily’s legs and tries to roll her over into a Boston crab but Lily kicks Felicity in the face with her heel.] [Lily then rolls out of the ring to the outside of the ring. The Canadian fans shout abuse at her but she ignores them, Felicity approaches Lily but Lily grabs Felicity by the foot and trips her over, causing her to land on her back. Lily tries to pull Felicity to the outside of the ring but Felicity holds onto the ropes and kicks Lily in the face, knocking her backwards.] Leah: These women love kicking each other! I think Felicity’s hurt more than Lily’s though considering Lily is wrestling barefoot! Once Lily gets the money to buy shoes, she should get ten inch heels! Those would do some damage! JLT: Shhh! This fight is spreading to the outside of the ring! [Lily shakes off the blow and hops onto the apron, as both women stand on the apron and face each other. Felicity tries to nail Lily in the face and swings for a punch but Lily ducks, Lily then nails Felicity with an elbow to the face and knees her in the stomach.] [Lily then turns Felicity to face the ring, as Felicity slumps over the top rope. Lily then climbs onto the second rope, perching with her feet. Lily then leaps forward, sliding herself along Felicity’s back and grabbing her by the waist. Lily lands with her feet on the padded floor and then powerbombs Felicity from the apron to the outside, completing a modified sunset flip powerbomb ‘The OC Flip’.] JLT: What a move from Lily! Felicity hit the canvas hard! Lily displayed her agility there and I don’t think Felicity can match Lily’s speed in this match! Leah: Doesn’t Lily have a background in gymnastics or something? Although a “background in gymnastics” usually means she slept with the gym coach in high school and he gave her an A for it. [Felicity holds her back as she lies on the padded floor, Lily then stands and smiles at the fans who boo her. She waves to them, causing more boos as Lily laughs, her care-free attitude shining through. Lily then brings Felicity to her feet and rams her head into the barricade on the outside, Lily then whips Felicity towards the steel steps but Felicity counters and sends Lily thundering towards them.] [Lily leaps onto the top of the steel steps and immediately moonsaults backwards but Felicity ducks, throwing herself onto the floor and Lily hits air before smashing into the padded floor. Felicity then rolls in and out of the ring to break up the referee’s 10 count. Felicity holds her back and her forehead. The fans cheer her on from ringside, shouting words of encouragement.] JLT: Did you see that way Lily landed?! She could have broken a number of bones! Imagine how much that had to hurt her knees! Leah: Oh, boo-hoo! She shouldn’t have been so stupid to have attempted that move! I hope that she loses this match, she really needs to spend time with intelligent people! [Felicity then has an idea and approaches Lily from behind, as Lily lies holding her ribs. Felicity then grabs Lily’s legs and wraps them around her waist, picking Lily up off the floor as Lily’s upper body hangs in the air. Felicity then heads to the barricade and swings Lily’s body as Lily’s head smashes into the barricade.] JLT: Ouch! Leah: Felicity looks like she’s trying doggy style with Lily! That filthy bitch! She must be desperate to get laid, so much for being a MILF! JLT: Leah! Shut up! [Felicity then repeats it again, ramming Lily’s head into the barricade and then does it once again. Felicity uses Lily’s head like a yo-yo, swinging her into the barricade before dropping her on her face as Lily hits the padded floor, motionless. Felicity then smiles and raises her arms to the crowd as they cheer her move and begin to applaud.] JLT: Lily looks like that knocked her unconscious! She’s not moving! Leah: No wonder, that move was vicious! It probably busted all of her remaining braincells! If bumping her head on rocks when she was surfing didn’t do enough damage! JLT: I wonder if she’s injured? After those blows, she probably has ringing in her ears! Leah: Ringing? Please, it’s obviously the Pussycat Dolls. [Lily lies motionless as Felicity approaches her and scoops her up and rolls her into the ring. Felicity then brings Lily to her feet as the fans cheer, Lily holds her head but Felicity immediately drives her into the canvas with a flowing DDT.] JLT: Felicity’s adding more injury to Lily’s head, she may have a concussion! [Felicity then covers Lily, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] Leah: She’s not too concussed to kick out! She must know she’s in a match! JLT: I think Felicity is high on the love from this crowd, she doesn’t realise that Lily is supposed to be her friend and her partner! Leah: Oh please, it’s obvious they both hated each other! Let them be brutal! [Felicity then stands as Lily still holds her head, she picks up Lily’s legs and tries to lock in a blockbuster but Lily kicks Felicity in the side of the head knocking her backwards. Lily then rolls over onto all fours as Felicity comes from behind and locks on a waistlock, Felicity nails a German suplex and holds a bridge.] [Felicity then rolls over onto her knees and stands up with Lily’s legs in her hands, she then locks in a sharpshooter as the Canadian crowd rise to their feet and cheer. Felicity executes the submission, rolling Lily over and leaning back to apply the pressure as the fans cheer.] Leah: God, a sharpshooter is like catnip to these people! JLT: Lily needs to escape, this is a painful submission and Felicity could really hurt Lily’s back with it! [Felicity leans back, applying more pressure to Lily’s back but Lily reaches out and lunges forward, her hand grasping the bottom rope and ending the submission. Felicity releases Lily and drags her by her feet to the centre of the ring, as Lily still holds her head from the barricade shots.] [Felicity then spins Lily around and nails her in the face with a fist but Lily responds with a slap that misses Felicity slightly, Felicity then kicks Lily in the stomach causing her to double over. Felicity then hits the ropes and runs towards Lily, catching her with a flipping piledriver “Flick Driver” as the fans cheer wildly.] JLT: Felicity nailed the Flick Driver! Leah: I love watching that move! Replay, replay, replay! [Lily lies on the canvas, motionless, with her head the source of impact once again. Felicity then stands and bows to the audience as they cheer her loudly. Felicity then goes to cover Lily but then has another idea. Felicity then smiles and signals to the crowd as she walks towards the top rope.] JLT: What is Felicity doing? Leah: Yeah, she better be careful! Don’t want to break a hip, especially at her age! [Felicity ascends to the top and perches, she stands and then leaps forward with a “Summer Lovin’” 450 splash and connects to Lily in the middle of the ring, stealing her finisher with the bitchy move. Felicity then hooks the leg as the referee counts.] JLT: Felicity nailed Tiger Lily’s finisher! Leah: What a bitch! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Felicity won! Lily is out of Blonde Ambition! I can’t believe it! John Roe: Here is your winner…FELICITY!!! Leah: Praise the Lord! JLT: Felicity has kicked Lily out of Blonde Ambition! [The fans cheer loudly as Felicity stands to her feet, she blows a kiss to the audience and the referee hands her the Unleashed Championship. Felicity then heads to the top rope, she climbs onto the turnbuckle and raises her championship into the air as the fans cheer.] [Felicity then suddenly frowns and turns back, glancing over her shoulder to Lily who lies motionless on the ring canvas. Felicity then stops celebrating and hops down from the turnbuckle and approaches Lily. Felicity then stands over Tiger Lily, staring at her before suddenly grabbing her by the hair.] JLT: What is she doing? The match is over! Leah: She’s got Alzheimer’s! She doesn’t remember the pin! [Felicity then drags Lily out of the ring, away from the medical attention the referee was giving her and outside to the padded floor. Felicity then drags Lily by her blonde locks up the ramp, with Felicity having a determined look on her face.] [Felicity reaches the stage and stops, the Toronto crowd stands on it’s feet awaiting their hero’s next move. Blonde Ambition emerge from backstage, with Carley and Courtney walking out with Courtney sulking and Carley joyfully enjoying the crowd in a world of her own. Meggie stands concerned and approaches Felicity from behind.] JLT: Blonde Ambition have arrived… Leah: Ugh. [Felicity then brings Lily to her feet as Meggie tries to get Felicity to stop fighting her but Felicity shrugs her off. Felicity then uses Lily’s hair and runs to the edge of the stage with her, throwing Lily off the edge as Lily flies through the air before she nosedives and crashes down onto a selection of covered objects, hitting them hard.] JLT: Ahhh! Felicity just threw Lily off the stage! Leah: This is the last straw! I told you! She’s gone senile! [Blonde Ambition look in shock but the fans cheer blindly for their Canadian hero, Meggie then worriedly runs after Lily, trying to hop down off the stage after her but Felicity pulls her back, claiming that she’s no longer a Blonde Ambition member.] JLT: I can’t believe Felicity did that! Why?! Leah: It’s called taking care of business, Jamie. Sheesh! [Felicity then raises her championship in the air as the rest of Blonde Ambition look over the edge of the stage as Lily lies in wreckage, with medics trying to reach her. Exile then fades off air with Felicity raising her championship and smiling and then contrasting it with the shock on the rest of Blonde Ambition’s faces.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Karlee, Kibby, Latrice, Matt, Paul, Rob, Robert, Sarah, Travis for contributing to the show! I hope you all enjoyed it, we had a variety of matches which was fun to read, I like it when we have a mixture of styles like that. We're on our way to DU's five year anniversary 'Wrestlemania' ppv next so you're in for an exciting few weeks! Anyways, I hoped you all enjoyed the show! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-