Friday 21st December 2007
Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!", "Work it, work it! You're perfect!" and "KIBBZ SUCKZ" are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile, we're coming to you live from Detroit for a very special Christmas Special! It's absolutely freezing here, there's snow outside, but it's an excellent mood-setter as we're in for a host of fabulous matches tonight to round off the year! Leah: Yeah, it's going to be kick-ass! It's our last show on Rockstar Entertainments so...BYE FUCKERS! JLT: You know, you're going to get Rockstar into a lot of trouble for your language! Oh well, bye fuckers! Leah: That's the spirit! JLT: We've got an explosive show regardless, we've been informed that tonight we could see some surprise matches! I've heard the Askai title is different a brand new, never before seen match! I can't wait to see what that involves! Leah: Let's hope some of the divas have to fight it out in the Detroit River! They'd catch pneumonia! It'd be GOLD! JLT: I don't want to see that! I'm sure they're all Christmas-themed and will be very fun! Leah: I'm sick of bloody Christmas! Bring on Spring Break, where all of the divas get drunk and knocked up by some college guys! Now THAT's a holiday! We see Suzie Woods arriving at the arena, as she begins making her way towards the back entrance of the arena Bloo and Jinx come out of nowhere knocking her down and begin beating and stomping on her, the two pull her up and send her crashing into a couple of trash cans but still the beating continues as Jinx pulls suzie up allowing Bloo to lay shots into her gut before switching places and allowing Jinx some free shots. Just then a car pulls up, the breaks screeching to a halt and Darla Daniels tears out of drivers side and jumps on Jinx’s back tearing her away from Suzie. Bloo throws Suzie aside and goes over to attack Darla whose laying into Jinx, the commotion has drawn out event security as well as other backtage personel coming to break up the fight. Bloo and Jinx are forced inside while Darla goes over to Suzie whose shoving away any one attempting to her up. Darla: Are you alright Suzie? Suzie gets up holding the back of her head and glares at Darla. Suzie: What the hell took you so long? Darla: I just got here. I was only trying to help! Suzie: I don’t remember asking for any help * shoves an event personel * get out of my way! Suzie storms into the arena assumingly going to the trainer’s room to get checked out. Darla: I dont know about that girl! [The camera cuts backstage to see the Christmas party in full swing, “Stop” by the Spice Girls blasts over the sounds of corks popping and party chit-chat. An array of divas, important people and sexy guys are enjoying the atmosphere as they mingle backstage, with large tables bordering one side of the room, complete with a buffet of cakes, sweets and healthy snacks such as carrots and celery.] [There’s a mini-stage with a microphone at the end of the room for karaoke but nobody is drunk enough yet and the remaining section is designated with presents with “TOYS FOR TOTS” written in bold letters above it. Tequila eyes up the building presents, shooting Katie Kooper a death stare as she places down a well-wrapped present for the needy.] [Elsewhere, Lily tries to teach Carley and Courtney how to do the dance routine to Stop, Carley mimics her but doesn’t realise she’s so close to other guests and hits Linda Ragnal in the back of her head with her open palm by mistake. Linda turns around, shooting Carley a death stare as Carley looks like she’s about to cry.] [Gay Bandit is swooning over Allante’s outfit as she steps away from him, slightly alarmed, and worms her way into the middle of The Tradition’s conversation and Bandit sighs to himself.] [More people are having a good time before their matches, and we see Shane Rockford and a flourescent-looking Tequila in her red dress hanging out. Tequila is having a conversation with Crystal Hilton while Shane seems to be looking bored. He looks around, and Maya Okosaki walks by and smiles politely at Shane as she walks past him, but before Shane can even react Tequila grabs him by the arm.] Tequila: Don't you even think about it. Shane: I was just going to get a drink. [Not wanting to witness the argument Crystal walks away slowly, walking over to join Melissa Evans.] Tequila: I'm sure you were. I know how you get at these gatherings, and I am not letting you out of my sight. I know the type of people that lurk around here. ???: Oh, are you talking about me? [Shane and Tequila turn around to see Felicity standing there.] Tequila: What’s your fat arse doing here? This is invite only, and you certainly weren’t invited. Felicity: Merry Christmas to you too. You don't have anything to worry about, I am not here to try and lure your husband away, though I'm sure I could if I wanted to. Tequila: You know what I mean, we are opponents tonight so why are you talking to me now? Felicity: Hey, just because we are opponents doesn't mean we can't be civil, I just wanted to talk to you about the match. Tequila: What do you want to say? Make it interesting, not another one of your boring diabetics. Felicity: Well I just want to warn you. I know you hate Kibby D probably as much as you hate me ... but stay away from her. I don't want her hurt and costing me the win tonight. Tequila: Kibby is a ho, why should I do that? Felicity: Because I want to win this match and finally get those two blonde ditzes out of my life so I can re-focus on winning back the Unleashed title that was stolen away from me. After the match you can have your way with her. Tequila: No way, I owe her a bitchslapping, and I can't wait to get my hands on her after everything she did, and I don't care what else has to happen. Felicity: Well consider yourself warned, because if you end up getting in the ring while I am in there I may end up getting a little carried away and I hoped to prevent that. You know how despite it all, me and you could make better partners then enemies. Tequila: That would NEVER happen. Felicity: Your loss. The invitation is still open if you ever need any help dealing wth Kibby and her team mates. Of course I'd want something in return anyway. Tequila: Right, I'll remember that. Felicity: Think about it. See you in the ring. [Felicity starts to walk off, but she stops and puts her hand on Shane's chest.] Felicity: Bye Shane, to bad you have the ball and chain here, maybe we could have done the sequel to the last time we met at a Christmas party. Tequila: OI! Get out of here you old ho! [The scene now fades back to the ring.] Tag Match Bloo & Jinx (Sex & Metal) vs. Darla Daniels & Suzie Woods Leah: “Oh boy the next match is going to be great.” JLT: “Leah are you ok?” Leah: “Hey I’m in the Christmas Spirit, I thought I’d give them something they can never have and that is a compliment from me.” JLT: “You were joking though right? Because I think it’s going to be totally awesome.” Leah: “Well you would think so. You can’t see talentless losers like I can.” The sound of “Gimme back my Bullets” By Lyndard Skynard hits over the P.A. as Darla Daniels and Suzie woods makes their way out onto center stage. Darla is sporting a lovely black top and a pair of black denim jeans and Suzie is being the more promiscuous of the two by wearing an almost matching outfit, but hers is skin tight. The two ladies begin to walk down the ramp as the fans begin to cheer. Leah: “Ugh! Look at Suzie she looks like such a tramp.” JLT: “Are you kidding me there are plenty of girls who wear less then that on a daily basis.” Leah: “So, atleast they have bodies for it. That outfit is obviously three sizes too small. All of her jigglies are hanging out.” John Roe: “Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 255lbs, Darla and Suzie!” The fans cheer the two on again as they slide into the ring and they await the arrival of their opponents. The lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. Just then Bloo come walking out. right behind Bloo is her friend/ manager Trixie and her partner Jinx. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Trixie head to the ring. Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Once she find the fan, weither it be male or female, she then gives that lucky person a kiss, sometimes on the cheek other times on the lips, always leaving behind a blue kiss mark. John Roe: “And at a combined weight of 229lbs, Accompanied by Trixie, they are Sex and Metal!” The fans continue their mixed reactions as John quickly makes his way out of the ring as Jinx and Bloo get settled in on their side of the ring. Leah: “You know Bloo is like so last year. I thought she retired or something?” JLT: “Nope I guess not. I think it’s good to see Sex and Metal back in the ring finally. It’s been a long time!” As Bloo and Darla decide that they are both going to be in the ring at the same time, the bell sounds and then the two divas run towards one another starting out with a fabulous double clothesline taking down one another. Bloo however quickly stands to her feet as does Darla a few seconds later, but not before Bloo hits her with a powerful double axe handle to the back. Bloo then takes Darla by the hair and slings her into the corner, not wasting anytime before she tags in Jinx. Who then comes in. Both girls then decide to do a double suplex planting Darla onto her back. Jinx quickly rolls over going for the early pin. 1, 2, kickout. JLT: “It’s certainly going to take more then that to beat Darla. Obviously Sex and Metal are underestimating them.” Leah: “I disagree, I mean the team may not be fabulous like Crystal Hilton, but they do at least know how weak and naive the team of Darla and Suzie are.” JLT: “Are you kidding me, Darla and Suzie are both amazing athletes.” Leah: “Yeah whatever.” Jinx now has mounted herself on top of Darla and had begun to hit her with rights and lefts, but Darla isn’t having it any longer. She sends a powerful headbutt into Jinx stomach, obviously the bodacious red head had gotten just a little bit too close. Darla then flips Jinx off and runs towards her corner tagging in Suzie who is on the prowl to beat Jinx down. She now mounts on her own and begins to send lefts and rights causing the two divas to truffle in a catfight. They both roll outside of the ring, as Suzie gets the upper advantage and then moves out of the way for Darla to run and send and elbow to Jinx and then she gets called down by the ref, but she pays it no mind. Bloo comes from nowhere as well hopping onto Darla’s head as the whole thing becomes a huge catfight outside of the ring. Leah: “Oh I love these bitch fights, what a wonderful Christmas Present!” JLT: “Happy Holidays Leah.” The referee exits the ring to try and restore some order, as Suzie spots an opportunity. Suzie picks up JLT’s glass of water from the announcer’s table and slides into the ring, she hits Jinx over the head with it causing Jinx to fall to the canvas, presumably out cold. Suzie then yells to the referee about the cover, and the referee, in confusion, slides into the ring and begins to count. 1, 2, 3! John Roe: Here are your winners…DARLA DANIELS & SUZIE WOODS!!! Suzie then stands up in the ring, applauding herself. Bloo and Darla stop fighting momentarily on the outside and stare to the ring, Darla half-smiles but Bloo rams her head into the ring post, knocking Darla down. Bloo then slides into the ring and crawls towards Jinx, checking on her, as Suzie struts backstage with a smug look on her face. JLT: “Darla and Suzie pick up the win! Revenge tastes sweet I bet!” Leah: “Yep, just like chicken!” [The scene opens backstage, where Felicity and Meggie are seated together on a couch, awaiting their call time before their match. The door to the locker room and none other than Hall Of Fame diva Mystika steps through wearing a reindeer costume! The crowd cheers at the sight of Mystika, who is carrying two Christmas presents, one in each arm. She beeps her little red nose as Felicity and Meggie look up at her, unsure of Mystika’s presence.] Mystika: Merry Christmas!!! Well, if it isn’t Felicity and Meggie! Felicity: Heh. Meggie: Hi Mystika. Mystika: I just wanted to spread some holiday cheer around to the divas who have done such a great job this past year here in Divas Unleashed with all the recent problems the company has been going through. But now that we’re on the Sahara network, I just can’t wait to see bright next year is going to be! [Mystika sits down inbetween Felicity and Meggie, and hands them each presents.] Mystika: So Meggie, with your impressive ring skills and Felicity… you’ve even been inducted into the Hall Of Fame, just like me! You two deserve these. Felicity: Well, we’ll open them when we get back Meggie: Yea, we have a match to get to, but thanks so much Mystika! Mystika: Oh… oh sure, yea! Well, good luck. [Felicity and Meggie get up and head out of the locker room while Mystika sits on the couch. She leans back and hums to herself as the camera cuts to ringside]. Christmas Mystery Present Battle Royal Match Allanté Clark vs. Ashleigh Winters vs. “Beautiful Maiden” Melissa Evans vs. Didgitz vs. Katie Kooper vs. Lisa Richardson vs. Roxxie Moreau vs. Vanessa Monroe vs. Trish Newborn vs. Wednesday Mourning JLT: We have a battle royal up next with a very special prize! The prize of the battle royal? A shot at any title you want, well, except the Unleashed apparently but he said he has “plans” for that belt which this match cannot interfere with, which is pretty lame! Leah: Ugh, Shane. You LIAR! JLT: I know, so we’ve got 10 women all battling it out in the ring for a shot at the title of their choice! A huge opportunity for all of these women! Leah: Yep! This should be great, women being thrown over the top rope is nothing but pure televisual gold! [Each female is inside of the ring ready for the bell to ring so this match can get under way. The divas all stare around the ring watching their competition. The first move is made by Katie Kooper the feisty newcomer who seems to be ready for a fight attacks Roxxie with a strong elbow to the face. The rest of the ladies then rumble in the ring attack just about everything that moves. This starts a big cat fight in the ring with out of the women just going crazy. Wednesday Mourning the strong powerhouse uses her power to toss the women attacking her off of her. Katie, Didgitz, and Allanté and team together as they push Wednesday Mourning right out of the ring.] {Wednesday Mourning ELIMINATED} JLT: Wow, a big catfight and a big elimination. This is crazy. Leah: It’s going to get wild because it’s a bigger prize ahead of one of these girls. They could get a title shot. JLT: Yeah that is a lot more huh? Leah: Not like they need it. [The girls laugh as they then look at each other Didgitz goes to attack both of the girls but Katie and Allanté double team Didgitz then a armdrag over the ropes.] {Didgitz ELIMINATED} [Trish Newborn runs and attacks Katie as Roxxie runs to attack Allanté. Ashleigh and Melissa are fighting in a corner as Vanessa and Lisa and catfighting in the middle of the ring. Katie is swung to the ropes and as she is snapped back to Trish and gives her one hell of a hurricana. Katie laughs as she jumps on Trish and begins to punch her in her face. Melissa swings Ashleigh to the ropes and gives her a hard dropkick to the gut as she falls out of the ring and has a fit on the outside.] {Ashleigh ELIMINATED} JLT: I like this, a bunch of newbie’s fighting to be number one. Leah: Do you really think they would get this title shot thing? JLT: Yeah they might. Leah: Whatever! [Melissa laugh as Lisa and Vanessa rolls into her and knocks her down. Melissa screams as she hammers down on both of them, with a hard left and right. As those ladies are fight; Katie sends Trish down with a nice bulldog as she then goes to toss her over the rope but is stop when Melissa hammers her over the head. This causes her to drop Trish as Melissa backs Katie into a corner and begins to work on her with kicks and such. Trish holds tightly to the ropes to get up but Roxxie runs and tosses her over.] {Trish Newborn ELIMINATED} [As Roxxie talks her trash to Trish on the outside Allanté the girl she attacked before hand runs up and knocks her out of the ring.] {Roxxie Moreau ELIMINATED} JLT: It amazes me how small this ring is getting! Leah: Really I can see this match fueling a lot of feuds between these girls. JLT: That’s if they still have the fire to go. Leah: Let's see...no I think all newbie’s have that thing to prove. It just not working right now is all. JLT: Oh what ever. [Katie then fights back with Melissa sending her to the mat with a nice spear as Allanté runs and helps Katie with Melissa. Vanessa and Lisa both fighting with each her managed to stay in the ring for this long amount of time by only fight each other. Lisa giggles as she send a hard slap to the face of Vanessa as Vanessa slaps her back. Lisa then delievers a nice snapmare and tosses Vanessa out of the ring, but Vanessa holds unto the rope and grabs Lisa which cause both females to fall out of the ring.] {Lisa Richardson and Vanessa Monroe ELIMINATED} [Back inside of the ring Katie and Allanté work together on Melissa, Allanté picks Melissa up and puts her on her back with a nice scoop slam. Katie then takes control and swings Melissa into the corner and then delivers a nice money toss. Allanté waited for her to get up and then deliever a nice dropkick to her chest. Katie then did the same as Melissa got up the second time. Melissa then with the aid of the ropes picked herself up but Katie along with the help of Allanté deliever a double dropkick which sent Melissa tumbling outside of the ring.] { “Beautiful Maiden” Melissa Evans ELIMINATED} JLT: Amazing teamwork from the two. Leah: I think not, don't you remember what is on the line here? JLT: Yeah but.... Leah: Okay then, that is all that matters. [Katie and Allanté share a laugh as the two then stare at each other. Katie looks around seeing that the ring is nearly clear as only she and Allanté stood. Katie smirked as the two locked up. Allanté took control sending Katie down to the mat with power, but the feisty newcomer used quick speed and got back to her feet. Katie delivers a vicious slap to the face of Allanté. Then responds again by taking Allanté down to the canvas via a spear takedown. She then jumped back to her feet and picked Allanté up also and kicked her in the gut and delievered a nice reverse DDT. This move doesn't hold for long as Katie tried to push her out the ring Allanté fired back with a vicious kick to the head.] Leah: Tell me I wasn't the only one that heard that kick? JLT: No, that was one life saving kick too. Leah: No, that was one of those deadly kicks that could leave you out for days. JLT: Leah! Leah: What?! [Katie holds tightly to her head as she rolls around the ring. Allanté moves slowly to quick enough to get back to Katie and she sends another kick to the head of Katie, then another each one getting louder than the next. As she went for a third Katie caught her foot and push her backwards. Katie held on to her head as she moved to the ropes and used them for as an aid. She then watch Allanté as she got up, Katie ran and hit a flying clothesline to the back of Allanté head...this putting her back on the mat. Katie must forgot where she was as she went for a pin. Then she shook her head and picked Allanté up by the hair and slammed her back unto the mat, she moved over to do it again but Allanté used her forearm to back Katie away from her. Allanté got up and kicked Katie on the leg, then again on the same leg. She then kicked her in the gut and gave a big laugh after. Katie fired back with a few uppercuts then she bounced off the ropes and hits a head scissors takedown. She builds up enough momentum to go for another one, she awaits Allanté to get back up, she does an Katie runs for the second head scissors but as she is mid into the move....Allanté reverses the move and delievers a nice spinning sidewalk slam.] Leah: Alot is riding on this match and alot is coming out of this match. JLT: These two have taking alot. Now they are dishing it between each other. Leah: Maybe I might be able to respect these two after the match is over. JLT: Yeah like I well believe that. Leah: You should. [Allanté thens picks Katie up by her hair and tosses her out of the ring.] {Katie Kooper ELIMINATED} [The bell rings as Allanté falls to the mat. She smiles a little at the victory but knows the pain she is in right now.] John Roe: The winner of this match and number one contender to the title of her choice...ALLANTE CLARK!!!!!! [Allanté stands with a smile on her face, raising her arms in the air and cheering.] JLT: Go Allanté! What a victory! Now she can pick a title of her choice to fight for! Leah: I know, girl’s representin’! [The camera cuts backstage to Katrina’s locker room door. “The Femme Fatale” Crystal walks up to the door, a bottle of vodka in her hand, and a handbag in the other. She takes a deep breath and is about to knock on the door when the door suddenly opens and Crystal instead knocks on Katrina’s face.] Katrina: Crystal!? What the fuck!? Crystal: OH! Sorry! I come bearing Christmas goodies! [Katrina rubs her face, and then knocks on Crystal’s forehead.] Crystal: Look, you want your present or not? Katrina: You got me vodka? Crystal: What do I look like, an alcoholic? [Katrina raises her eyebrow at Crystal.] Crystal: Okay, you think I would give alcohol away willingly? Here’s your present. [Crystal hands Katrina the handbag.] Crystal: Good luck in your match, hope you win the Askai. Katrina: … what is going on? First you ditch me and the Bod Squad, you are constantly drunk, and havn’t spoken to me in ages. Crystal: I was watching our Bod Squad DVD, and feeling all reminiscent, and… well… just look in the handbag, Merry Christmas. [Crystal then walks away as Katrina looks inside the handbag. As the scene fades we hear Crystal shout.] Crystal: That’s real Louis Vitton! [Katrina smiles] Handicap Match Carley Monroe & Courtney Monroe & Tequila vs. Kibby D & Felicity JLT: Tequila will be making her return to the ring tonight and will be scheduled to fight alongside the Monroe sisters, as they take on Felicity and Kibby D. Leah: Figures she’d try to outnumber them. The main squeeze of the boss is of course going to make the fight uneven, especially since she so obsessed with Shane, the only ring she's cared about lately is the one on her finger. JLT: Well, both Felicity and Kibby have tried to steal Shane Rockford away from Tequila, so I honestly can’t blame the girl for making it a handicapped match. If I was her, I’d want the two women that tried to steal my man feel my pain! Leah: Did you not get laid again this weekend? JLT: Not that it is any of your business… but no. Leah: HAH-HAH! John Roe: The following contest is a two on three handicapped match, and it is scheduled for one fall. ["Son Of A Gun” by Janet Jackson starts up as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both waving to the crowd and both have their trademark grins on their faces. Tequila walks out behind them and the blonde trio walks down the ramp to the ring.] Leah: What do you call 3 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder? JLT: What? Leah: A wind tunnel! Hahahahahaha…. [Upon reaching the ring Carley slides off Courtney's back and both slide into the ring going to opposite corners where they wave to the crowd and shake their rear ends to the phrase 'shake ya tail feathers' both then meet in the center of the ring and remove their sunglasses and raise their arms into the air as pyro goes off behind them. Tequila stands in the middle of the ring, as "Luv Addict" by Family Force 5 plays loudly over the PA system. KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains flipping her long blonde hair with her left hand as she taunts her fans up on the top of the ramp. She giggles to her-self as she struts her way down the ramp. She passes a ton of fans that want their hands slapped.] JLT: Kibby is rocking very festive Christmas attire this evening. Leah: And she dyed her hair brunette! Dear god, her IQ has gone up already! [As Kibby gets to the ring Carley & Courtney slide out of either side of the ring and walk around behind Kibby, as Tequila slides out of the ring in front of her. Kibby is surrounded, and tries to show no fear against the other three divas. Kibby then runs and spears Tequila into the ring apron! As Tequila grabs her back, Kibby has no time to fight off the onslaught of fists from Carley & Courtney. The Monroes each grab an arm of Kibby and launch her into the steel steps as "The Diary of Jane” by Breaking Benjamin plays over the sound system.] JLT: Tequila & the Monroes are getting an early head start on breaking down Kibby before her partner even gets down to the ring. Rather strategic don’t you think? Leah: How much strategy do you need when you already outnumber them?! JLT: Looks like blondes aren’t as stupid as you say they are then, huh Leah? Leah: That doesn’t take intelligence to figure out 3 people have a better chance against 2. That just takes a good ass kickin’ to figure that out. [Felicity appears and begins running as she sees the action at ringside. Tequila, Carley & Courtney slide into the ring as Kibby climbs to her feet using the stairs. Felicity immediately slides into the ring and as soon as the bell rings, and knocks Carley down with a clothesline. Courtney & Tequila then each grab an arm of Felicity’s and fling her into the turnbuckle. Courtney runs after Felicity and Felicity does a hand stand onto the top rope and jumps backwards over Courtney, who then runs into the turnbuckle. Felicity then clotheslines Courtney out of the ring, but Courtney lands on the apron. Just as Courtney reaches for Felicity’s hair as Felicity turns towards Tequila, Kibby knocks Courtney’s feet out from under her, causing Courtney to fall face first into the apron! Kibby then hits a bulldog on Courtney, while inside the ring Felicity is met with a boot to the face by Tequila.] [Carley slides outside of the ring to help her sister, as Felicity gets to her feet and grapples with Tequila. Tequila pulls Felicity into the ropes and as Felicity rebounds, she jumps into the air, in an attempt to hit a flying roundhouse kick. Tequila dodges, and as Felicity lands, Tequila kicks her in the gut and nails her with the “Eve Of Destruction” X-factor!!! Tequila then begins to head to the top rope while outside the ring, Carley and Kibby are brawling with each other. Kibby finally gets the upper hand, as Carley attempts a spear on Kibby, Kibby dodges out of the way and Carley spears Courtney into the stairs! Kibby sees Tequila ascending the turnbuckle, and as Tequila stands, Kibby hops onto the turnbuckle and hits a ¾’s neckbreaker! She quickly covers.] [1] . . . [2] [Tequila kicks out, and Kibby sees Felicity beginning to stir. Outside of the ring, where Carley has finally stopped panicking over spearing Courtney, she slides into the ring and runs towards Kibby and attempts to nail a tornado DDT! Kibby reverses however, and pushes Carley off of her after being spun, and Carley falls backwards into the turnbuckle. Carley then stumbles forward and Kibby lifts her into a fireman’s carry! Kibby then swings Carley around for a top spin facebuster, but Carley reverses back into a tornado DDT! Before Carley has a chance to get up, Felicity comes from behind and hits a Bitch Kick straight to the back of Carley’s head! Felicity pulls Carley to her feet, and begins to take her up to the turnbuckle. She sits Carley up on the turnbuckle, but Courtney suddenly slides into the ring behind Felicity and bashes Felicity’s face on the corner! Courtney then lifts Felicity up onto her shoulders, as Carley wearily stands up on the turnbuckle. Carley then screams “YAHOO!!!” and leaps off clotheslining Felicity off of Courtney’s shoulders. Carley covers Felicity.] [1] . . [Kibby breaks the count, but she is then speared by Tequila! Tequila and Kibby then start pounding each others faces, with Tequila mounting on top of Kibby. Felicity begins to get up, but the Monroe sisters launch Felicity into the corner. Courtney then begins performing a handspring elbow! Felicity moves out the way as Courtney crashes into the corner and hits a flowing DDT on her! Carley then charges at Felicity who takes her down with a side sweep! Felicity then goes over to Tequila and pulls her off of Kibby. Felicity whips Tequila into the ropes and as Tequila returns, Felicity hits a spinebuster! Kibby who has since climbed the top rope immediately leaps off feet first into Tequila’s chest!] JLT: OW! Leah: She’s wearing heels! [Kibby gets a sick smirk on her face as Tequila lies in pain on the canvas. Kibby covers] [1] . . . [2] . . . [Kibby grabs Tequila’s hair and lifts her shoulders off the mat! Felicity gets a pissed look on her face, but Kibby is all smiles. She drags Tequila to her feet by her hair, but sees Carley getting up and drops Tequila. Carley attempts a kick, but Kibby catches her leg, just in time for Carley to nails Kibby in the face with her other foot! Courtney comes from behind Felicity, but Felicity switches and gets behind Courtney and hooks both of Courtney’s arms and suplexes Courtney right onto her neck! Courtney is doubled over into an accordion looking position as the ref counts the pin.] [1] . . . [2] . . [Carley breaks the pin. Kibby is right behind her however, and does a vicious hair pull, swinging Carley around by her roots before slamming her face first into the canvas! Kibby then signals for her Facial treatment finisher, when Tequila, who has risen on the apron, spins around and jumps onto the ropes, before nailing the Tequila Sunrise!!! Tequila gets up, but Felicity locks her arms from behind just as she had with Courtney, and flings Tequila over into her Extortion Lock submission! Tequila, still hurting from earlier, yells in agony. Felicity seems to tighten the hold with each second that passes until finally, Courtney breaks the hold. Felicity jumps to her feet, but Courtney lifts Felicity into a widow’s peak! Felicity slides off of Courtney’s back however, and hits a snap suplex on Courtney! Felicity then sits in front of Courtney’s head, and wraps her legs around Courtney’s neck. Felicity then rolls over, causing Courtney to roll over, before jumping up and down on her knees causing Courtney’s face to be bashed into the canvas!] Leah: What the hell kind of sick porno crap is that?! JLT: She calls it the “Not tonight, I have a headache.” Leah: Oh yea, I’ve used that excuse before. [Carley goes around to Felicity’s head, and pulls Felicity off, and hits a piledriver! Carley covers!] [1] . . . [2] . . [Felicity kicks out and Kibby who has gotten to her feet, awaits Carley to get up. Kibby then grabs Carley from behinds and hits her spinning backbreaker “Blonde’s Rules”!!! Tequila grabs Kibby, and lifts her into a powerbomb, and nails her “Butterfly Kisses”!!! Felicity then grabs Tequila and suplexes her! She then keeps the hold and begins to lift Tequila again, as she signals for her “Multiple Orgasm” maneuver. After the second suplex, Courtney locks on with Tequila, and then then double suplex Felicity, but Felicity reverses and lands on her feet! Felicity then jumps and dropkicks Tequila out of the ring. Felicity then hits a school boy on Courtney!] [1] . . . [2] . . . [3]! John Roe:: Here are your winners, Felicity and Kibby D! JLT: They won! Leah: How in the hell? [Felicity slides out of the ring and makes her way back up the ramp as Tequila slides in the ring, where Kibby is getting to her feet. Tequila grabs Kibby by the hair and then starts bashing her face into the turnbuckle post! After bashing Kibby’s face several times Kibby elbows Tequila in the face, causing Tequila to stumble backwards. Kibby then spears Tequila down and the two divas start clawing at each other. Tequila shoves Kibby off of her, and then kicks her in the face! Kibby falls backwards, and then immediately gets back up and kicks Tequila in her injured stomach! Security finally comes down and breaks the two divas apart, as they thrash about trying to kill each other.] (A scene is shown outside of the arena where the "Exile" program is taking place later that night and an icon is shown in the upper left hand corner that reads "Earlier Today: is shown when a tan 1996 Buick LeSabre Custom is seen screaming into the parking lot and when the car parks the driver turns off the radio and steps out of the car and addresses the cameraman...) Joshua Curtis: Well I got here...well before ANYONE that's on the roster or staff got here so chances are when we walk backstage no one will be here...let's check out the backstage area whaddya say? (Joshua walks through the open door into the backstage area and turns around to face the cameraman as he stops at the refreshment stand before speaking again...) Joshua Curtis: Well this is pretty simple. This is where any wrestler whom needs to kill time usually hangs out before their match and bull shits with people. The shows that I've been here with Melissa we usually grab a cup of coffee or in my case a "Vault" and then head back to the locker room and discuss issues we have with the company or any of the things we know about that go on in DU. One issue that Melissa and I usually talk about deals with one of "Sinful Delights" members and the prick that runs this place but we'll get to that in a minute....NEXT!!! (Joshua turns and walks towards where the curtain is and stops before turning and speaking again...) Joshua Curtis: This is called the "Ready" or "Go" position. This is where the wrestlers wait for their cue to head to the ring and either get cheered or booed by the fans and some wrestlers are cheered like they are GODS and some get booed like they were Osama or Sadaam. Trust me its strictly because we look at a wrestler and go "Oh that's the 'heel' and she's done some really bad things so we got to boo her shitless" and really it still blows my mind why we do stuff like that you know? So after the wrestler and/or their manager heads through the curtian *Pushes Curtain open* they head either down a ramp or just down the isle depending on configurarion of the arena and then we head to the ring as you well know by now. In this case the donkeys whom work for the ring crew have the ring set up already so we would just walk to the ring ,do our business with the fans and enter the ring... (Joshua enters the ring and holds the ropes open for the cameraman so that he can enter before speaking again) Joshua Curtis: Now tonight in this ring we got the returning Melissa Evans competing in a battle royale for a title shot! What title shot is unknown really but its a title shot nonetheless. We also are going to be witnessing a match where the Monroes and Tequila take on "Sinful Delights" members Felicity and KibbyD! MY only question Tecky is how good a BJ did you have to give Shane to make sure that you got involved in a handicap match against SD? Its obvious to me that you think either YOU can't handle SD on your own or that the Monroes couldn't handle them that it HAD to become a handicap match right? In closing let me just say that in 2008 and the next PPV there will be a lot of people questioning me and my ladies about my stance on things and all I'll say is this: STAY TUNED!!! (Joshua leaves the ring and heads to the back as the scene fades to black...) Askai Championship Match Jessie Lockhart vs. Katrina vs. Linda Ragnal [The scene returns to the arena from a commercial to show that four chimneys have been built in each corner of the ring. Each chimney stands about 20-feet tall and it is clear that a ladder is needed to climb each of them.] JLT: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! The festivities continue and I hear that the next match is going to be a “Chimney Challenge” for the Askai Championship! Reigning champion Linda Ragnal will be defending against DU legend Katrina and Jessie Lockhart! Leah: Those chimneys are tall; these bitches are going to be flying all over the place! I LOVE it! JLT: Apparently the object of this match is to climb one of the chimneys and crawl down inside of it to find the Askai Championship. However since there are four chimneys, only one has the title, while the others have some Christmas surprises. Leah: It makes sense that this match would be for the Askai Championship, all the other divas are too fat to even fit down the chimneys! Can you imagine Crystal Hilton trying to squeeze her badonkadonk down a chimney? YIKES! ["Just A Girl" by No Doubt plays, and Linda walks out, wearing a pink ribbon around her eyes. As the refrain starts, Linda takes off the ribbon and runs down to the ring. Linda stands up and does a "two fingered kiss" to the audience. She walks down the ramp and glances at the chimneys that are set up around the arena as she stretches in preparation for her match.] John Roe: The following contest is a “Chimney Challenge” for the Askai Championship! Introducing first…from Scranton, Pennsylvania, she is the reigning Askai Champion…LINDA RAGNAL! [The fans give quite a loud cheer for Linda as she blows kisses to the fans and circles the ring, garnering more cheers. The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.] John Roe: Introducing the second participant, from New York, New York…KATRINA! [Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Alex in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Kristin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.] JLT: It’s also interesting to note that all these ladies are popular fan favorites in DU, so I don’t think anyone is going to be booed tonight. Leah: BOO! I hate the good girl act, it’s so 2005! ["I'm only happy when it rains" by Garbage erupts as Jessie Lockhart steps out from behind the black curtain. Jessie makes her way on down to the ring at this time to a huge ovation of cheers from the fans. Jessie waves to the fans before she heads on down to the ring.] JLT: Finally all three of the competitors are in the ring. Remember this match can’t be won by pinning or submitting, the winner must find the Askai Championship in one of the four chimneys in order to win. Leah: Yeah baby, I’m ready to see some ladies falling off 20-foot ladders! [The three opponents begin circling the ring and stare each other down. Katrina charges after the Champion Linda Ragnal and begins to deck across the face with right hand punches and knocks Linda into the ropes. Jessie comes up from behind Katrina and pushes her to the floor. She then turns and begins to nail Linda hard in the stomach with a few punches, as Linda hunches over holding onto the ropes. Katrina climbs back to her feet and immediately pulls Jessie back by the hair and drags her to the center of the ring.] Leah: Oooh, hair-pulling! I like! JLT: Katrina looks fierce tonight, she wants that title badly! [Jessie and Katrina begin shoving one another, first Jessie shoves Katrina, then Katrina shoves Jessie, and Jessie reacts with a hard clothesline that knocks Katrina off of her feet. Jessie pulls Katrina to her feet and rips into Katrina with some knife-edge chops that earn some loud “whoos” from the crowd. Jessie hits an irish whip on Katrina and knocks Katrina down with a back elbow on the rebound. Jessie then picks up one of the ladders and props it up against one of the chimneys, ready to climb.] JLT: She’s getting ready to scale the chimney! Just like Santa! Leah: Santa must have some serious B.O! I mean he’s so fat, so you know he’s sweatin’ trying to get up and down these chimneys, and he’s covered in all that dirt and coal. Ugh, who’d sleep with that? [Jessie doesn’t get very far up the ladder as Linda Ragnal comes up behind Jessie and hits an elevated back suplex off the ladder and onto the mat below. Jessie holds her back in pain from the impact as Linda kips back up to her feet. Katrina is back to her feet as well and decks Linda in the back of the head from behind. Linda falls forward onto her knees, holding the back of her head. Katrina lifts Linda back up from behind and sets her up for her “Royal Pain” trademark move and nails it on Linda in the center of the ring. Linda looks to be out cold, as Katrina stands above her with a proud look. Katrina notices the ladder and begins to climb to the top of the chimney.] JLT: Now Katrina’s going for it! Leah: Good luck, she’s so old, it’ll take her twice as long to get up there! Old people are so slow! [Katrina manages to make it to the very top of the chimney without any disturbance and wastes little time and climbs down inside of it in hopes of finding the Askai Championship.] JLT: Katrina is climbing down the first chimney! This could be the one. Leah: I wish we could get a camera shot inside the chimney; I’d love to see Katrina trying to wedge herself down in there. JLT: Hush! I think she’s climbing back to the top! [Lo and behold, Katrina finally emerges from inside the chimney. Her face is nearly covered with black soot and ash and she holds up what appears to be a large black lump of coal. Realizing this is clearly not the Askai Championship; Katrina rolls her eyes at her “prize” and tosses it aside.] JLT: It was only a lump of coal! That means there are three more chimneys left! Leah: Better luck next time! [As Katrina climbs down from the chimney, Linda starts to pull herself together after being hit with Katrina’s finisher. Linda and Jessie begin trading slaps in the center of the ring until Linda kicks Jessie in the stomach. Linda bounces off of the ropes and hits a running bulldog that plants Jessie in the center of the ring. Katrina comes up from behind Linda and tries to clothesline her. Linda manages to duck the move and nails Katrina with a clothesline of her own. Katrina snaps back to her feet but Linda grabs her around the waist and nails her with a release German suplex that flattens Katrina in the center of the ring.] Leah: Poor Katrina, I bet she thinks she has 9 lives or some shit like that. Stupid girl! JLT: Stop hating on Katrina! That was a nice move from Linda, very well executed! [Jessie Lockhart climbs back to her feet and hits a running dropkick on Linda Ragnal. Jessie then mounts Linda as she lies in the middle of the ring and begins to deck her with a flurry of right and left hands. Jessie pulls Linda to her feet but Linda manages to reverse it into a jawbreaker, sending Jessie staggering backwards. As Jessie holds her chin in pain, Linda blasts her in the face with a spinning heel kick.] JLT: Linda’s on fire! Leah: Let her burn! [Wasting little time, Linda picks up a ladder and props it up to the second chimney. She begins her ascent to the top but Jessie Lockhart quickly interferes and attempts to powerbomb Linda off the ladder as she was climbing. However, Linda manages to reverse the move into a hurricanrana, laying out Jessie Lockhart. Linda returns to the ladder and climbs to the very top of the chimney. Once at the top, Linda gives the fans a thumbs up and climbs down into the chimney in hopes of finding the Askai Championship.] JLT: There goes Linda! Leah: Hopefully she gets trapped in there! [Linda reemerges from the chimney, holding her nose with one hand and holding a dish of nasty-looking Christmas ham that is many days old. Several audience members in the front row hold their noses from the stench.] JLT: WHAT is that? Leah: I don’t know but I can smell it from here! JLT: I think it’s…a ham! Leah: Whatever it is, it ain’t the Askai title that’s for damn sure! JLT: Well the end is almost near, there’s only two chimneys left! [Linda pouts after having not found the Askai Championship and begins to climb back down the ladder. Both Katrina and Jesse are back on their feet and Katrina puts Jessie in a side headlock submission move. Jessie manages to power out of the move and reverses it into a backdrop that crushes Katrina on the mat. Jessie rises to her feet victoriously, apparently very proud of the reversal. However, Linda, with the plate of ham still in her hands, tosses it in Jessie’s direction as it hits her square in the face with a thunderous splat.] JLT: Linda just nailed Jessie with the Christmas ham! She just used it as a weapon! Leah: Haha! Good luck getting that crap out of your hair! [Jessie looks as if she is about to scream, as the ham juice covers her entire upper body. Linda nails Jessie with a double axe hammer to the back as she is focused on the smelly ham that covers her. Linda shoves Jessie into the ropes and unloads on her chest with a knife edge chop. Katrina grabs the arm of Linda and spins her around, as Katrina faces Linda; Katrina drives her foot into the midsection of Linda. Katrina hooks the head of Linda and drives her into the mat with DDT.] JLT: Katrina is in control thus far… [Jessie watches as Katrina drives Linda to the mat. Katrina motions to her telling her to leap off the ropes onto Linda. Jessie bounces off the ropes and nails Linda across the face with a running leg drop.] JLT: A little unorthodox teamwork, both ladies want to take down the reigning champion! Leah: I think they’re just punishing Linda for that horrendous hairstyle! JLT: But she got a haircut, Leah! Leah: Yeah but a woman never forgets a monstrosity like that! [Jessie is to her feet and she goes right after Katrina. Jessie helps her to her feet and backs her into the ropes, she whips her across the ring and as she comes back Jessie levels her with a hard clothes line. As Jessie turns around Linda is there to meet her with yet another knife edge chop. Linda drives her foot into the midsection of Jessie and hoists her into the air, Linda drives her to the mat with a hard power bomb.] JLT: I bet Linda feels an instinct to pin Jessie now but there is no pinfalls, it must screw up your mentality! Leah: Yeah, it’s sooo hard for these retards to comprehend. [Out of nowhere Katrina comes and kicks Linda in the back of the head. Katrina grabs Linda by the hair and drags her to her feet. Katrina whips Linda hard into the side of the chimney and follows her in hitting a huge body splash. Katrina grabs the arm of Linda and again whips her across the ring, this time Linda doesn’t hit the other chimney though instead she is met with a superkick from Jessie.] Leah: Holy cow that was thunderous! I don’t think she’s alive! JLT: That had to hurt! [Katrina didn’t notice that Jessie had taken out Linda and when she turns around, she is met with a huge spear courtesy of Jessie Lockhart. Both ladies are down and Jessie sees this as the golden opportunity to climb the ladder. Jessie props the ladder up against the third chimney and climbs towards the top as both Linda and Katrina seem to be out cold in the ring.] JLT: This is Jessie’s chance! Leah: She just has to pick the right chimney! This is just like Deal Or No Deal! [Like the two previous divas before her Jessie climbs down into the chimney, although her reaction is much different than the other two…] Jessie: EEEEK! Leah: What the hell was that? JLT: Sounded like…screaming? [Jessie re-emerges from the chimney, only this time a midget dressed as one of Santa’s elves is seen riding on her shoulders as she climbs out of the chimney. The little elf laughs hysterically as it waves its little arms up and down, much to the annoyance of Jessie.] JLT: It was an elf! There was an elf in the chimney! Leah: What the hell?? JLT: There’s only one chimney left. That means the belt could only be in one place! Leah: Thank you captain obvious! [Jessie grunts and scales back down the ladder as the little elf continues to cling to her upper body. Katrina is back to her feet and punches at Jessie just as she is coming off the ladder but Jessie ducks underneath it. Furiously, Jessie grabs onto the elf that is still clinging to her by both of his feet and swings the little man directly at Katrina’s face. She connects with the attack and the little elf’s body smacks Katrina directly upside the face, knocking the Hall of Famer to the floor.] JLT: Jessie just decked Katrina with that elf! Leah: YES! I love this match! [Jessie then tosses the elf to the side as he scrambles back to his feet, looking angrily at Jessie after being used as a weapon. The elf then runs to the back as Linda is now back on her feet. Both Linda and Jessie stare each other down, then look at the last remaining chimney, then back at each other. They both seem to be reading each other’s minds as both of them dash to grab one of the ladders and both of them prop one up against the last remaining chimney.] JLT: And the race is on! Leah: Run run Rudolph! [Both the girls climb as fast as they can to the top of the chimney and eventually the two of them make it to the top at the exact same moment. Linda and Jessie stare each other down before getting into a slapping contest, trying to knock the other off the chimney.] JLT: This is so dangerous, one of them could fall off! Leah: Finally! I’ve been waiting for this moment all night! [Linda then uses her arms to hold onto the chimney’s edge and then boots Jessie in the face. Jessie’s grip on the chimney begins to slip as Linda then swings with another foot to the face as Jessie falls backwards, sailing down from the top of the chimney and impacting the ring canvas with great force. The fans cheer as Jessie lies in a heap in the ring.] [Linda then hoists herself up and climbs into the chimney and after several moments, the Askai Championship emerges first out of the chimney followed by Linda’s smiling face. The referee calls for the bell as the fans begin to applaud and cheer.] John Roe: Here is your winner and STILL Askai Champion…LINDA RAGNAL!!! [Linda then sits on the top of the edge, raising the Askai Championship in the air with one hand and holding on with the other as she smiles. Katrina looks disappointed and storms backstage as Linda continues her celebration, the fans loving the young blonde.] JLT: That was a pretty good match, I had no idea what to expect but all three women put all their effort into that! It was quite challenging! Leah: I know, more people falling off chimneys please! [The sounds of “Barbie Girl” blast through the stereo system as the big screen flash clips of the women that make up Blonde Ambition… Carley, Courtney, and Tiger Lily just before “Blonde TV” logo appears on the screen in big letters and a blonde wig falls on the ‘T’.] Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! [The scene opens up to a busy-looking shopping mall where Santa Clause himself is perched on an over-sized chair as he chuckles in his classic jolly way. A group of children and their families have gathered around to meet Santa Clause and among them are Courtney, Carley and Tiger Lily. The Blonde Ambition ladies appear to be next in line to meet Santa, much to the excitement of Carley Monroe.] Carley: This is sooo exciting, it’s like our second year in a row coming to see Santa remember last year Courtney! Courtney: yeah I do! We had that huge list! but Santa was sooo nice into listening to us. It was Super funzie! Tiger Lily: So…what are you guys gonna ask Santa for? [Both the sisters take a moment to think of their gifts.] Carley: (gets out a long sheet of paper) The new DU game you told us about Lily, pink seat covers for our car ooh and some for Tecky’s car too, and a pink pussy cat so we can finally have our Blonde Ambition Mascot! Courtney: yeah a pink pussy would be sooo neat to have! We have wanted kitty for a long time! we need as PS3 so we can play the DU game, pink of course and maybe something for our friends like Tori and Mistress! Whatcha you gonna for Lily? Tiger Lily: I think I’m going to ask him for a pink surfboard…and maybe even a pony! It doesn’t hurt to dream! [The three girls begin to laugh to themselves as one of Santa’s helper eleves comes up to them and tells them that they’re next in line. The girls excitedly approach Santa, although Santa doesn’t seem to pleased to see them.] Santa Claus: Aren’t you girls a little too OLD to be visiting Santa? [The three girls look offended.] Tiger Lily: Whaddya mean old? Carley: Yeah we’re not like Felicity whose like ewwy old Courtney: you are never too old for Santa! Santa Claus: Well I mean what are you like 25? Tiger Lily: WHAT? Do we really look THAT old to you?? Courtney: yeah! We're not that old! We have our list ready and everything! Carley: uh huh and and we're gonna stay up all night to wait for you too (big grin) [Santa looks around nervously.] Santa Claus: I think you girls better just leave. This is for kids only. Courtney: But... Santa! *Courtney pouts* Carley: You’re a meanie Santa! [With that, Carley stomps hard on Santa’s foot. The big red man howls in pain and begins hopping up in down as his face begins to turn redder.] Santa Claus: OUCH! HO HO HO! Tiger Lily: Come on girls, I hear Nordstrom is having a sale. Carley: Yeah! I don’t wanna be with a meanie Santa! Courtney: yeah Santa is Meanie burger with cheeese and bacon!! [The three of them stick their tongues out at the Santa, who is still howling in pain, and take their leave. As the scene fades, the words “Merry Christmas from Blonde Ambition” flash over the screen in gigantic big letters.] [A video package aired of Exile a few weeks back when Kibby and Stephanie defeated Blonde Ambition. The video then showed when Shane walked out and fired the Delights Live on Exile. After the video ended, the cameras flew straight backstage which looks to be a big Christmas party. A lot of the Diva Stars were in there as the camera focus on Miss KibbyD who was dress up in her sexy Santa Little Helper Costume.] Kibby: Wow, and this is a party....Whatever!! [Kibby looked over her shoulder, and seen that ditzy klutz Holly walking over to her.] Kibby: Oh, Holly Hi! [Kibby hands up her cell as Holly waves her hand standing in front of Kibby.] Holly: Hi Kibby, I so didn’t know you were going to be here for this party? Kibby: Holly let’s just say it is a lot you don’t know about me. Holly: So does this tie into your retirement party too? [Kibby smirks only thinking those very evil things in her head.] Kibby: Very funny Holly, and no it doesn’t. You see my Shane was only playing around with that whole thing. Do you think he would actually fire someone like me? Holly: Do you really want me to answer that? Kibby: No really I don’t. You see Holly, I can’t believe how Tecky is back...that "person" that attack her should have put her out for like forever and now she is back! Holly: Well… [As soon as Holly went to speak, Felicity walks up and gives a smile to Holly and then turns to Kibby with a smirk on her face. Felicity looks at Kibby’s newly dyed hair as she shakes her head. Kibby rolled her eyes as Felicity spoke.] Felicity: Wow, it's like you'll do anything so you can pretend to be me, except for the one thing you'll never have ... talent! [Felicity then walks away leaving Kibby mouth on the floor.] Holly: Well, like I was saying… [Before Holly could finish once again she was this time cut off by Miss Meggie. She giggled to herself as she too looked at the hair of KibbyD. She shook her head as she then spoke.] Meggie: Finally someone saw through that fake blonde, they all know that we can't be that stupid. I mean really how do you expect to be successful when you can't even spell bitch correctly? [Meggie then walk away with a huge smirk upon her face leaving Kibby in the room speechless. K ibby then glance over at Holly as she watched Meggie who align herself next to Felicity. Holly then tapped Kibby on her shoulder to return the focus back on her.] Holly: As I was saying Shane didn’t… Kibby: Holly I don’t want to hear that right now. All that matters is Shane loves me. I guess that is why everyone is like so hating on me. Oh well. Holly: But… Kibby: Holly, say no more. Hey could you go over there and get me a drink. I so need one right now. [Kibby giggles to herself as Holly turns to walk away as she does she trip up Norkio Lee who is walking by. As Norkio falls she spills her drink all over Kibby messing up the top of her costume. Kibby looks shocked and stunned as the icy cold drink runs down into her chest. She then looks down and begin to shout drawing a lot of attention towards herself.] Kibby: OMG! You Klutz, can’t you do anything right. Goshie this is like the second time you have like mess me up Bitach. Ewwww! Holly: Kibby I’m sorry I can so clean it up. [Holly runs and grabs some napkins as Norkio laughs at Kibby. Holly then begins to clean off Kibby’s chest in what looked to be very sexual to many people. Kibby allowed her to do it for a few second before moving her away.] Kibby: Get off of me you Perv!!! Stay away from me before anymore of your bad luck fall on me. [Holly’s head was in the clouds as she looked around, and Kibby quickly turned away from her only to look eye to eye with Tecky herself. Tequila smirk as Kibby mouth wanted to drop but didn't move.] Kibby: Tecky? You...you are here. Wow. Tequila: Kibby you actually thought I would pass up the chance to beat you in our match tonight. Kibby: Well, yeah...I mean come on I don't think you can beat me. Tequila: Blah, Blah, Blah!!! Kibby you don't scare me, and you never will. [Kibby eye's Tecky as she then raises her hand and slaps her. Tecky holds her face as Kibby giggles away.] Kibby: Now do you fear me hun? [Tecky then smirks as she fires back and slaps Kibby and quickly grabs the bowl of eggnog and dumps it all over Kibby. Kibby slides and lands on the floor as Tecky jumps on top of her and the two begin to have a big catfight. The divastars in the room were cheering hoping to see a winning out of the outcome when sercity ran in and broke the two up. They take Tecky out of the room as Kibby sits on the floor crying about the whole eggnog thing. Then Carely and Courtney surrounds Kibby very Ron Simmons like as they then begin to talk.] Carley and Courntey: Wow....that looks like funzie!!! [Kibby then screams one of those loud scary screams as the scene then moves on.] Tag Team Championship Match Amber Burton & Bobbi Jackson (Sinful Delights) vs. Candace & Devil Matsumoto (Asian Invasion) vs. Crystal Hilton & Mizzie Haze (The Oceanics) vs. Maya Okosaki & Noriko Lee (The Tradition) JLT: We have a huge match up next, it’s for the Tag Team Championship and Sinful Delights have their work cut out! If they want to keep their titles, they’ve got to fend off challenges from Asian Invasion, The Oceanics AND The Tradition! That won’t be an easy task! Leah: I know, I hope they lose. They’re so smug, I would love for The Tradition to win just because it shows that Asian people can actually do things correctly for once! JLT: What are you talking about? Noriko was just Askai Champion? Leah: I was talking about Maya, not that faker. I’m 100% behind my girl Crystal, she rocks! I hope she wins! She better! She needs another belt, she needs ALL the belts actually! JLT: Ugh, you kiss ass. [All the teams have assembled in the ring, with Sinful Delights standing in the middle as some kind of statement. The referee calls for the bell as Crystal and Mizzie both immediately run towards Sinful Delights as does Noriko Lee but Amber and Bobbi duck to the canvas, causing The Oceanics and Noriko to run into each other and fall to the canvas. Asian Invasion laugh at the amateurish move as Sinful Delights plan worked.] [Maya then targets Bobbi, approaching her from behind and trying to sweep her legs from underneath her. Candace and Devil then decide to take Amber, with Devil approaching her and the two staring at each other, face to face. Devil then shoves Amber backwards as Candace then shoves her forwards towards Devil who nails her with an open palm strike to the face.] Leah: What is that? She just high fived her in the face! [Noriko and Mizzie find their feet and Noriko seems angry and nails Mizzie with a fist to the face and spears into the mat, furiously nailing her with right hands. Crystal Hilton comes from behind, grabbing Noriko by her hair. Maya then finally sweeps Bobbi’s feet off the canvas, as Bobbi falls to the mat and Maya smiles.] [Maya then grabs Bobbi’s arm and tries to nail an armbar but Candace approaches her and nails Maya with a boot to the face. Devil and Amber then tie-up with Devil whipping Amber into the corner. Devil calls out to Candace for a double team but Candace is pre-occupied and Devil improvises.] Leah: Poor Devil, no friends! [Devil whips Amber across the ring, sending her flying towards the fighting Crystal and Noriko. Amber hurtles towards them but Crystal and Noriko both turn towards Amber and nail her with a double kick to the face, knocking Amber into the mat. Noriko and Crystal then both try to cover Amber at the same time and bump into each other.] [Mizzie then quickly nails a dropkick to the side of Noriko, knocking her out of the way as Crystal pins.] JLT: Here’s a pin! [1] [Devil interrupts the count.] Leah: Ha, that was quick! [Maya and Candace are playing a game of “out-do” the submission attempt with each other, with Candace rolling out of Maya’s attempt at a sleeper hold and grabbing Maya’s leg, yanking her down into the mat for an leg lace but Maya rolls out and grabs Candace’s arm but Candace uses her foot to block Maya’s other hand from clasping on it. Bobbi watches and then has enough and runs towards both divas, simply shoving them towards the ropes as they fall through the second rope and outside of the ring.] Leah: That was funny! [Bobbi then walks back to the ring and grabs Devil Matsumoto from behind in a waistlock and German suplexes her into the mat. Bobbi holds her position for a pinfall. The referee counts.] JLT: Well-executed move from Bobbi! [1] [2] [Crystal Hilton interrupts the count.] Leah: Yeah! Go girl! [Crystal then begins to stomp on Bobbi as Amber Burton finds her feet and targets Mizzie Haze, running towards her and clotheslining her down into the mat. Amber then gloats to the audience but Noriko Lee positions herself in waiting for Amber to turn around, Amber finally does and Noriko nails her with a spinning heel kick to the face.] Leah: I wonder where she learnt that? Japan? Nah, hmm, I don’t know…CALIFORNIA?! JLT: Get over it, Leah! [Noriko covers.] [1] [2] [Amber kicks out.] JLT: The Tradition won’t be leaving with the belts! Amber kicked out! [On the outside of the ring, Maya and Candace have ceased fighting and instead devised a plot to work together. They both now stand opposite each other on the apron and glance across at each other, they both then nod and lean back on the ropes, propelling themselves into the ring with a double missile dropkick to the head of Crystal Hilton, sandwiching her.] JLT: Jesus! That had to hurt! Leah: My poor baby! [Crystal falls to the canvas as Maya and Candace both edge each other out of the way to try to make a cover. Bobbi and Mizzie both pull a diva off the pin. Bobbi then spins Candace around and nails her with a DDT while Mizzie executes a Russian leg sweep.] JLT: There’s so many women in this match! It’s going to be impossible to win unless you beat everyone else to a pulp! Leah: Ooh, let’s hope that happens then! [Amber then spots Noriko’s cane lurking on the steel steps and begins to quickly cough to herself like she’s choking and rolls out of the ring. Noriko looks confused but quickly leaps onto Crystal to capatalise on a cover.] Leah: That cheater! [1] [2] [Crystal kicks out.] Leah: YAY! [Devil Matsumoto then brings Noriko to her feet from behind and attempts to lock on a submission but Noriko tries to counter. Bobbi runs towards the duo as Devil then lifts Noriko into the air and Noriko wraps her legs around Bobbi to execute a hurricanrana.] JLT: A double team! There does seem to be some kind of Asian connection here you know! Leah: Those conspirators! [Mizzie stands, unsure of what to do in the chaos of the match. Devil Matsumoto and Noriko then both turn to each other with Devil pulling Noriko into a headlock and rolling her into the mat, attempting to nail a chicken-wing style submission. The referee lurks over them, waiting to see if Noriko submits.] [Amber Burton then slides into the ring with the cane in hand and the referee so distract, she lurks behind Mizzie and then calls out Mizzie’s name. Mizzie instictivently turns around as Amber blasts her over the head with the cane, splitting in half. Mizzie falls to the canvas out cold.] Leah: Whoa! JLT: That’s not fair! How can she do that?! Leah: She just did! [Amber then ushers the evidence out of the ring and then calls out to the referee as she covers. Bobbi spots Maya ready to break up the pin and quickly tackles her, grabbing an ankle and refusing to let go. The referee counts.] JLT: Ugh… Leah: Booo! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners and STILL Tag Team Champions…SINFUL DELIGHTS!!! [Amber then stands with a smug smile on her face as Bobbi lets go of Maya but Maya’s now pissed at the cheated victory. Maya runs over to Noriko, who’s been freed from her submission at the sound of the bell being rung.] JLT: Sinful Delights are still the champions but in disgusting circumstances. How are they allowed to get away with that? How? Leah: Blame Jane Fonda! It’s all her fault! [Amber and Bobbi then hug each other, as Crystal Hilton sits up on the canvas and stares at Mizzie’s body being pinned. She gives her a dirty look and storms backstage, Amber and Bobbi then hold up their tag titles and being to plant kisses over them to mock while the other divas watch as Asian Invasion re-group and leave the ring.] JLT: That was a chaotic match, I don’t blame Amber for coming up with that way to end it and keep the belts but come on! Leah: Oh get over it! [Maya and Noriko talk as Noriko appears angry, Amber and Bobbi then climb the turnbuckle and sway their titles over their heads in showboating fashion. Noriko exits the ring as Maya begins to walk backstage.] [Amber and Bobbi then look at each other and nod, agreeing to switch corners. Bobbi then spins and lands on the canvas but suddenly gets blasted over the head with a Singapore cane shot from Noriko Lee. Bobbi falls lifeless to the canvas as the fans roar with cheers.] JLT: HA! Noriko’s getting revenge! Revenge for all of us! [Amber Burton then uses her title and runs towards Noriko, ready to hit her with it but Noriko ducks. Noriko then kicks Amber in stomach and then snaps the cane over Amber’s back, as Amber falls to the canvas. Noriko then smiles, leaving the ring with a matter of revenge given to Sinful Delights for their corruption.] JLT: Well they certainly deserved that! Leah: Jamie, you’re being so mean, how can you condone that sort of thing?! Noriko needs to go anger management! [The cameras return from a commercial break to see KibbyD standing in the ring, looking perfect and waving to the fans and blowing kisses. “Greenlight (Freemasons Remix)” then blasts into the ring arena as the fans begin to cheer as the Divo Search contestants make their way out onto the stage.] [Some are dressed in Christmas themed gear, with Gay Bandit wearing what can only be described as Santa’s slutty wife’s dress and the Fraleys having tinsel tied around their chests like rows of bullets. Joe Ragnal has gone for the full works, dressed as Santa himself in a full Santa costume and throws presents into the crowd. The divos line up in the ring.] Kibby: Oh my goshie! You guys look amazing! Wowie! [Some of the divos bow as the fans cheer. Josh Young rolls his eyes, thinking the Christmas overload more than a little annoying.] Kibby: Okay, so we have to eliminate one of you, okay? I am so sorry but it has to be done and I wish I could not do it but I have to do it and yeah, HAWTNESS! Okay, well, without further delay I will tell you, k? [Kibby then opens an envelope and reads the name.] Kibby: The person eliminated is…JOSH YOUNG!!! [The female fans in the audience cheer, Josh then rolls his eyes and brushes past Dan, knocking him backwards and out of the ring, ripping off his Divo Search name tag and storming backstage.] Kibby: Okay, now that he has gone we will bring out the divas that you have been shopping for this week! You all had to buy a special present for the diva you were assigned to and I hope you brought some HAWT stuff, k? [“Rock Steady” by All Saints hits the PA system as an array of divas walk out from backstage. Lilith and Kristina lead the way, with everyone else about five steps behind them. Linda and Crystal Hilton wave to the fans while Maya and Noriko talk to themselves, Maya looking annoyed to be taking part in the competition.] [The divas line up in the ring, opposite the divos and Kibby marches up and down the middle. Some of the divos wave politely to the other divas but Lilith and Kristina ignore them and spit at those who dare stare at them.] Kibby: Okay, so now, first up we have Dan Miller and you had to buy for Crystal Hilton! So, OMG, what did you bring?! [Dan goes up to Crystal Hilton and hands her a small box. Dan: My mother had something like this and she wore it every sunday to church, and seeing how you're the rose goddess, I figured you should have one just like hers. [Crystal opens up the box to see her gift, A brooch made to look like roses with the stem and the leaves gold plated and the petals ruby colored. The present puts a smile on Hiltons face, she then give Dan a huge hug which makes Noriko angry, but before she can do anything, the other Divas hold her back.] Kibby: Aww, that was CUTENESS! Next up is Gay Bandit and you can compliment Maya! Go! [Bandit steps forward, taking Kibby’s microphone and handing Maya a pink-wrapped box.] Bandit: Maya, here are some naughty underwear from my own personal line, because girl, this wholesome girl next door look has GOT to go. You need to show some of that international flavor that you've got going on. [Maya looks surprised and like she doesn’t know how to react but she smiles sweetly and Bandit hands the microphone back to Kibby and winks at her. Kibby: Well Maya, there you go! You needed to be sluttied up, yeah, get some SEDUCATION! Wowsie! So next we have Joe Ragnal and he’s got a secret present for Lilith! Go Joe! [Joe takes Kibby’s microphone and stands in front of Lilith who shoots him a look of death. Joe, in his santa outfit, walks forward and hands off his gift to Lillith, who slowly opens the box up, reaches in...and holds up a long, black...wig.] Joe: HO HO HO! Well, little missy, I look at you, and I see that you're either bald, or a cancer patient. But never fear! This wig was made just for you, and now you can feel just like everyone around you...except of Patrick Stewart and Jack Nicholson, but HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! [Lilith just glares at the young Ragnal, obviously not liking him at all.] Kibby: Wowsie! You should wear that you would look like 100% BETTER! Hawtness! Next up we have Malicious Wun, my baby, and he’s going to be giving Linda Ragnal a pressie! Go WUN baby! [Malicious steps forward but instead of presenting Linda a present, he walks straight to Kibby and gives her a bottle of J-Lo's perfume. Kibby smiles and they exchange air kisses. Linda looks confused and shakes her head, annoyed at the lack of present.] Kibby: Now that was AMAZING! You are so sweet and AMAZING, I love you! Okay, so next is Tommy Tyler and you have to be secret Santa to Noriko Lee! [Tommy takes Kibby’s microphone, giving her a wink and stands in front of Noriko. He flips his styled hair and hands her a wrapped present with a bow on it.] Tommy Tyler: Noriko, I noticed that people are always teasing you for not being a true Asian, so I bought you Mulan on DVD. Can't get more Asian than that, right?! [Tommy smiles as Noriko’s eyes narrow, he returns to the line up. Kibby smiles and turns to Noriko.] Kibby: So true. Okay, so finally, aww, finally, we have Zack and David Fraley and you two have to give a present to Kristina! Good luck! Go! [Zack and David both look avid in the ring as they have a present in hand. There task was to buy a present for Kristina, the lovely brawler diva. Both guys have a present of their own, and both had wrapped it in a shiny green paper, assuming that it was Kristina’s favorite color.] [David is the first to present his gift to Kristina though he was weary and afraid to get to close to her. He smiled as he back away and she began to open it.] David: “Kristina I present my gift of a Photo Album, now before you all go to babble about this. Let me explain. I understand you don’t remember much about your past and thus, I figured why not make new memories. Photo Albums are the best way to do that. I also put some pictures from your matches in there and a couple of scrap booking items. Hope you enjoy it.” [Kristina snaps at him as he backs away with fright and then Zack steps up handing her his present.] Zack: “Well I’m not as thoughtful as my brother I presume. I bought you two gifts however. I bought you one, a bottle of prozac because you need it to keep you straight, and two I bought you a tooth brush to get all of that nasty green mess off of your teeth and show off those pearly whites.” [Zack smiled at her and then Kristina rared back knocking him to the floor as a referee had to step in between and tell Kristina there could be no violence to the contestants. The other’s laugh as David helps Zack up.] Kibby: Oh wowsie! Kristina you need to be NICE or you can leave my fabulous Divo Search, k? Okay well that wraps it up and next week in the new year one of you will be eliminated again! BUT I have to grant somebody immunity and even though Malicious Wun was AMAZING! I have to go with the Fraleys, your present was so thoughtful and so HAWT! [The Fraleys high five each other, happy at being immune from elimination. Kibby then smiles and turns to the audience.] Kibby: Okay, that is from the Divo Search this year we will see you in 2008 where we will crown our official winner! Hawtness! MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL! [The Divos turn to the audience and begin to wave to them as Kristina and Lilith storm past everyone and leave the ring. The camera pans around the arena to see the divos meeting fans as Beyonce and the Freemasons sound up the arena.] Stripped Championship "Strip The Santa" Match Barracuda Jones vs. Sammantha Moore JLT: Next up, it’s the Stripped Championship! We’re being so spoiled tonight with all these belts on the line! Leah: I know! It’s fabulous, but no new champions yet! I’m so disappointed! JLT: Well this match may be different, as it’s the Stripped title which means a stipulation and this week it’s a “Strip The Santa” match which I’m sure all our fans will love! Leah: I know, it’s basically a bra and panties match but much classier! John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the first-ever “Strip The Santa” match, with the winner being the first woman to strip their opponents down to their underwear! The sound of "Barracuda" hits over the P.A. system as the funky haired, Barracuda Jones makes her way to the stage. She expresses her all out uniqueness as she stumbles her way down the ramp. She stops to pose for a few camera shots and then as she reaches the bottom of the ramp she turns around and points back to the backstage area. Then aqua pyro's shoot off on the stage and they sparkle slowly until they fade. Then She turns back around and in true Candice Michelle Fashion she licks her finger and climbs onto the apron and sticks her finger to her hip before rolling under the bottom rope. She then stands and waits for her opponent. John Roe: Introducing the challenger, hailing from parts unknown, she weighs in at 116lbs and is accompanied to the ring by Carley Williams….BARRACUDA JONES!!! "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls starts to play, when the music hits a screen will show several shots of Sammy wrestling and nice photos..As she enters crowd cheers loudly as she waves to the crowd and walks down the ramp as she touches fans hands and she picks out one guy from the crowd and gives them a kiss on the lips. As they are shocked she smiles and walks to the ring and slides in, kissing and waving to all the fans. John Roe: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida, she weighs in at 125lbs, representing Sinful Delights, the current Stripped Champion…SAMMANTHA MOORE!!! As the bell rings Sammantha feints a charge, getting the inexperienced Barracuda to flinch and in an instant Moore is on her, grabbing Barracuda's foot and yanking it out from under her to send her opponent crashing back first against the canvas. Sammantha immediately reaches down and grabs the red, fur-lined skirt Barracuda's wearing as part of the Santa's helper outfit, but Jones pulls her knees close to her body, then kicks her legs straight, sending Sammantha off her. Leah: Barracuda scares me… Sammantha stumbles back, but manages to stay on her feet, charging at Barracuda while the rainbow-haired beauty is getting up. Suddenly a grin flashes across Barracuda's lips as she meets Sammantha with a sudden charge of her own, butting the brunette right in the stomach with her shoulder to knock the wind right out of her and send her to her hands and knees. Barracuda leaps over Sammantha, hooking one arm around her neck and the other around a thigh to roll her up with an Oklahoma Roll, but the referee doesn't count the pin. JLT: You can’t pin in this match! Leah: Stupid bitch! Literally slapping her forehead, Barracuda instead grabs at Sammantha's skirt, trying o pull it down, but Moore grabs it as well and the two do a little tug-of-war until Sammantha manages to slip out of Barracuda's grip, quickly rolling to her feet. Barracuda isn't about to let her opponent get any momentum, though. She's right back in Sammantha's face, quite literally standing nose-to-nose with the brunette, a grin on her lips. Leah: Look at Barracuda all up in her space! JLT: It looks like she’s going to kiss her! Sammantha pauses for a moment, caught off-guard by the flashy girl's sudden close proximity, but quickly regains her wits, swinging a forearm at the rainbow-haired woman. Barracuda ducks her head, evading the attack, then slips under the raised arm behind Sammantha, locking her arms around Moore's waist before rolling backwards, taking her opponent down into another pinning predicament. Again it doesn't count, but before the ref can remind Barracuda of this the flashy woman grins, grabbing the waistband of Sammantha's skirt and pulling on it. JLT: Barracuda looks like she’s done this before! Leah: I bet she and that Carley girl are lovers. Ugh, that’s so disgusting! Sammantha, caught off guard and in no position to fight back, her weight stacked on her shoulders, just flails with her arms and kicks her feet about. Her grip firm, Barracuda pulls and pulls until the skirt slips off Sammantha's long legs to reveal her silky white panties. Leah: Somebody shops at VS! Barracuda grins, lifting the trophy over her head as the crowd cheers, then tosses it out of the ring before turning back to Sammantha, right on time to take a hard Clothesline right across the collarbone. Sammantha waits as Barracuda gets back up, then scoops her up, ready to deliver her finishing maneuver, the Smoore, but Barracuda manages to struggle out of it, slipping over Sammantha's shoulder to land on her feet behind the brunette. JLT: Barracuda escaped! Leah: Isn’t the Barracuda some kind of snake? JLT: It’s a fish. Leah: Hahaha! She named herself after a fish? What an idiot! Barracuda grabs at the hem of Sammantha's top, trying to pull it up, but Moore jumps up, kicking her feet back to send the flashy young woman off her. She doesn't realize how frail her attire is though and as Barracuda holds on tightly even as she's kicked in the midsection Sammantha's top is badly torn, revealing her left bra-covered breast. JLT: This is it! Barracuda’s got it in the bag! As Sammanta tries to cover herself up Barracuda slips behind her, closing in fast and kicking the brunette's leg right out from under her to send her down. With Sammantha on her back, Barracuda mounts her midsection, grabbing at the torn top and tearing the rest of it off Moore. The referee calls for the bell as Barracuda holds aloft her sundered prize. Leah: Whoa! John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Stripped Champion…BARRACUDA JONES!!! JLT: She did it! Barracuda is the new champion! Barracuda stands in the ring, as Carley Williams runs and gives Barracuda a huge hug as Barracuda holds her Stripped Championship, a new Christmas present. Barracuda celebrates with her new championship as Sammantha is already running backstage, covering herself up as she goes. Barracuda raises her title in the air as the sounds of Heart fill the arena. JLT: Barracuda’s a champion, and in only her third match! That’s impressive! Leah: Take THAT Sinful Delights! [The camera cuts to John Roe in the ring. He smiles and waves to the audience, he brings his microphone to his lips and uses his arm to point to the stage.] John Roe: Ladies and gentlemen, here to present the Diva of the Month award, please give a warm welcome to…SANTA CLAUS! [The crowd goes wild as from backstage, Joe Ragnal walks out onto the stage wearing his Santa suit. He waves to the audience and adjusts his big belt, as a special glass podium has been erected with red tinsel surrounding it. In his hands, Santa has a card and the Diva of the Month statue wrapped up in red paper with reindeer on it.] Santa: HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! [The crowd cheers back, some shouting Merry Christmas and applauding the loveable figure. Joe speaks in his Santa voice.] Santa: I am here to present the Diva of the Month award to a special lady! The lady must have been a very good girl all year to getting this award, just like all of you kiddies should be to get my presents! [Santa laughs heartily.] Santa: So without further ado, the Diva of the Month for January 2008 is… [Santa opens his card, struggling with the gloves which seem to be too big to fit him. He opens the card and reads aloud, looking surprised underneath.] Santa: Wow, it’s my sister…I mean, it’s…LINDA RAGNAL! [The sounds of No Doubt hit the PA system as a surprised Linda walks out from backstage. She runs towards Santa and gives him a bearhug as Santa gives his sister the award. Linda then smiles and leans into the microphone, uttering a thank you and then departing backstage as she waves to the fans.] JLT: Linda’s the Diva of the Month for January! Go her! It’s been a great night for the Ragnals it seems! Leah: Yeah, that’ll be a nice Christmas present! Unleashed Championship Match Meggie vs. Tiger Lily JLT: We’re at the end of our show and now we have the biggest match of the night, and boy am I excited. It’s Meggie challenging Tiger Lily for the Unleashed Championship! Leah: YAY! These two have wanted to fight each other for months now! JLT: This should be an excellent match, two top competitors going one on one on Exile! You don’t get much better than this! Leah: Well it is the Christmas Special, we’re giving our fans some presents. I don’t like either of these two bitches so I am more than happy to sit back and watch them tear each other apart! JLT: I’m sure we’ll see some fine quality wrestling! Leah: Who cares? Bring on the blood! [The sound of "Dangerzone" by Vanilla Ninja hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she is followed by her boyfriend Kyle Maddison, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly as Kyle meets her and picks her up by the hands and offers her a kiss, as she then climbs up into the ring, she taunts in all four corners and get's ready to fight.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Swans Quarter, North Carolina, weighing in at 126lbs, representing Starlet Enterprises…MEGGIE!!! [“Centerfold” by Pink blasts out of the PA system as pink strobe lights start to come to life on the stage. Lily runs out onto the stage, raising her arms into the air. Two pink fireworks shoot high into the air, as Lily spins around and laughs, watching the pyro display. She then jogs down the ramp way, tagging as many of the fans hands as she can. She climbs the steel steps and immediately perches herself on the top turnbuckle. From there, Lily salutes the cheering crowd and backflips off the turnbuckle landing on her feet. She then circles the ring and waves to all the fans while she waits.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs, she is representing Blonde Ambition and is the current Unleashed Champion…TIGER LILY!!! [The referee calls for the bell, immediately both Lily and Meggie run towards each other. They leap into the air but Lily has more momentum and knocks Meggie down to the mat with a Lou Thesz press, nailing her with furious fists to the face. Meggie then uses her legs, hoisting them up to lock Lily’s neck in a vice. Lily leans backwards and manages to backflip to her feet but Meggie still has her grip on Lily’s neck.] Leah: I bet she’s done that in the bedroom, when she was making love to her own kind – the Oompa Loompas. JLT: Oh hush! [Meggie then rolls over onto her front on the canvas and begins to execute a whirlybird headscissors but instead of taking Lily down with a headscissors, Meggie uses momentum to grab Lily’s neck and drive her into the canvas with a tornado DDT. Meggie quickly covers.] JLT: Nice move from Meggie! Here’s a cover! [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Imagine if Lily had lost then, that would’ve been so embarrassing! [Meggie then brings Lily to her feet and nails her with a fist to the face, Meggie then whips Lily towards the corner. Lily hits the corner and stands there in a slump, Meggie runs towards the champion hoping to nail a running clothesline but Lily moves out of the way and Meggie collides with the turnbuckle. She holds her chest but Lily quickly nails a roll-up, pinning Meggie’s shoulders to the mat.] JLT: Here we go! That caught Meggie by surprise! [1] [2] [Meggie rolls out.] Leah: Do these women not want to wrestle or something? JLT: Well I think both are anxious to have the Unleashed title, they want to end it as soon as possible and keep their opponent on their toes! An early advantage could been victory! Leah: Blah blah blah, I can’t wait to see a match where a diva comes out and bribes the other diva and a title changes hands that way! Now THAT’S entertainment! [Both women then find their feet and stare at each other. Meggie looks annoyed while Lily gives her a sweet smile. Both women then walk towards each other and tie-up, with Meggie pulling Lily into a bulldog but before Meggie can execute the move, Lily picks Meggie up into the air for a back suplex and plants her in the canvas.] [Lily then rolls to her feet and tries to nail a legdrop across Meggie’s throat but Meggie rolls out of the way. Meggie then hits Lily in the face with a kick as she sits on the canvas. Lily holds her face as Meggie grabs her legs and drags towards a corner. Meggie then positions herself correctly, holding both of Lily’s legs and falls backwards, catapulting Lily into the air and crashing into the corner.] Leah: That was like a see-saw! Hilarious! [Meggie then spins Lily around so she’s facing the ring, and grabs a chunk of her blonde hair and rips it out. Meggie then tosses it aside as Lily holds her head like the move really hurt, as the crowd boos Meggie’s actions. Meggie giggles and heads to the opposite side of the ring.] Leah: Bitch needs more human hair for her weave I take it! JLT: That was mean! It really hurts when people rip your hair out! It’s very unpleasant! Leah: Yeah and with that in mind, how much pain do you think Tyra Banks has caused the world? Someone needs to stop her, stop the suffering! [Meggie then runs towards Lily and leaps into the air, showing her gymnast skills as she handspring elbows Lily in the face. Meggie then grabs Lily’s head and runs forward, looking to plant a bulldog but Lily instead picks Meggie up in the air and shoves her forward towards the opposite corner.] [Meggie collides awkwardly with it, her head slamming against the canvas as her legs become tangled in the ropes. Lily then grabs Meggie’s arms and drags her to the centre of the ring. Lily runs to the ropes and jumps onto the second rope, springboarding back with a lionsault to connect perfectly to Meggie.] JLT: That was a beautiful move from Lily, the woman must have spent most of her wrestling career in the air! Leah: I can’t wait when she finally goes splat and explodes everywhere! [Lily hooks the leg for a pin.] [1] [2] [Meggie gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I think Meggie might be a mutant you know, with skin that colour. JLT: Oh shut up! [Lily then stands up like she’s planned her next move and heads straight for the corner, she ascends to the top ropes and then takes a moment to turn to the fans, raising an arm to them as they cheer her. Lily then turns back to the ring, getting ready to fly but suddenly Meggie nips up off the canvas and runs towards Lily, lifting her leg into the air and nailing Lily with a karate kick to the face.] JLT: Ouch! Leah: Meggie knows how to kick! [Lily falls so she’s straddling the top turnbuckle. Meggie then climbs up onto the ropes to join Lily, she knees Lily in the face and then leaps into the air, wrapping her legs around Lily’s head and nailing a hurricanrana from the corner. Lily hits the canvas in the ring and bounces off it to land on her front. Meggie then smiles as Lily appears to have landed in the perfect position for her.] JLT: I think we know what’s coming now! [Meggie climbs to the top rope. She signals for her “Angel’s Dust” finisher and thunders towards Lily with it but Lily rolls out of the way and out of the ring. Meggie smacks into the mat and lies in a heap.] JLT: Man, that was horrible impact! Leah: Horrible? FABULOUS more like! [Lily rises to her feet and approaches Meggie, she rolls her over onto her back and then slaps her hard across the face. This, sadly for Lily, seems to revive Meggie as Meggie grabs Lily and rolls her up into a surprise cradle.] JLT: Ut-oh! [1] [2] [Lily rolls out.] JLT: That could’ve been it, we could’ve had a new champion! [Both women find their feet and stare at each other. Meggie and Lily then walk towards each other but Lily suddenly punches Meggie in the stomach, causing Meggie to double over. Lily then grabs a chunk of Meggie’s hair and tries to yank it out but Meggie counters, grabbing Lily by the waist and trying to nail a spinebuster to plant her in the mat but Lily blocks it by using Meggie’s shoulders to shift her body weight to slide down Meggie’s back with a modified sunset flip but again, Meggie counters by using her leg stretch to reverse the pin so Lily is the one under pressure.] Leah: Look at that, Meggie just sitting on her! She needs to lose some weight, more Lily might be crushed! [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Lily escaped the pin! Leah: You say it like you’re so surprised, you must agree with me about Meggie’s obesity. JLT: Obsesity?! She looks normal! You’re fater than she is! [Lily then shoves Meggie off her as both women roll to their feet. Meggie runs towards Lily but Lily nails an elbow to her feet and grabs Meggie into a bulldog. Lily then runs to the corner, leaping and placing her feet onto the top rope to try and nail a modified stratusfaction but Meggie blocks it and uses the momentum to roll Lily backwards so Lily lands on her feet behind Meggie.] JLT: Meggie countered! [Lily stumbles backwards, struggling to find her balance. Meggie then gently leaps onto the second rope and springboards backwards with an attempted spinning karate kick to the face but Lily ducks. Meggie then spins around to be met with a harsh “Snaggletooth” kick to the face, knocking Meggie out cold onto the canvas. Lily covers.] JLT: Oww! Lily nailed the Snaggletooth! This could be it! It could be over! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! John Roe: Here is your winner and STILL Unleashed Champion…TIGER LILY!!! Leah: Lily is still the champion! The future is not orange! JLT: What a match! What a win! [Lily then leaps to her feet, a smile on her face. The referee hands her the Unleashed Championship as she smiles, Meggie’s nose begins to bleed from the kick on the canvas as she begins to recover. Lily then runs to the turnbuckle, leaping onto it and raising her championship belt in the air and celebrating with a smile as the sounds of Pink fill the arena.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Chad, Karlee, Kibbs, Mikko and Meggie for writing matches on the show, I appreciate all the help. Thanks to the people who sent in segments too. So I hope I impressed you with making the show go up on the same day as the deadline, I worked and worked until it was ready to be posted but it shows that when you have a lot of help, the show goes up that much quicker. So thanks to everyone, and thanks to everyone who has stuck by us, I know it sucks when you have such a long downtime and you could have easily left and dissed me and how I run things, but you haven't so it means a lot. I hope you all have a good Christmas and I hope to see you in 2008, which should be miles better than 2007! I think that Emmy is ours, screw Desperate Housewives! -Card Subject to Change-