Friday 2nd February 2007
Deplores Palace, Mexico City, Mexico

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages, most in Spanish. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “Viva La DU!”, “Go KT!” and “Hire Salma Hayek!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile live from the fabulous Mexico City in Mexico! We're south of the border for a special broadcast and this should be a great show! I'm JLT, taking you threw this broadcast with my friend, Leah! Leah: I hate Mexicans! I hate this country! These dirty people! JLT: Well tonight we have a great sh-! Leah: No, Jamie! I'm not doing any introductions! I need bug spray, all these Mexicans breathing on me! This is hell! JLT: Our main even- Leah: I said NO! Not until we're in America! I'm surprised these people didn't park their damn cars on my commentary table! JLT: They can probably hear you! Leah: Good! STICK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRIES! Honestly, I hate this people, let's just get on with the show! JLT: You're so racist, you know that? Leah: Only to people who deserve it, what kind of country has tacos for every meal?! JLT: Ugh, anyway, here's the debutants! Debutants Match Amber Burton vs. KT JLT: We’ve got a debutants match up first! This should be great! Leah: Stupid newbies! Amber and KT circle around each other trying to get a feel of how to start the match. They get in the middle of the ring with determination and lock up in a test of strength which KT ends up winning, she gets Amber on her knees and out of nowhere KT knees her in the face hard. Amber falls hard to the mat and holds her face in pain, then KT climbs her and starts devilering some stiff punches to her face as well as some hard slaps, she goes to pick her up by the hair hard and gets in a snapmare. Amber hits the floor and lands in a sitting possition, KT then swings her body towards then ropes and comes back with a dropkick in the back of the head of Amber. Leah: Well, I like KT all ready..she seems like she wants to kill Amber and her Icenique looking ass. JLT: You are so wrong sometimes. Leah: But I'm right about this and that you have a herpe on your lips! KT now sends Amber crashing to the corner post, she hits it hard and you can see that her neck is hurting from that dropkick earlier. KT comes running to her, but Amber manages to get out of the way in the nick of time. Amber now with the advantage starts delivering some fierce kicks to the stomach of KT following them with some hard slap to the face, she takes hold of KT's hair and starts slamming her head down the post. The fans starts to get behind the action and are please with what they're seeing from both these ladies who are trying to impress the bosses. Amber now snaps the hair of KT back to the floor hard and then hits a drop kick to the neck of KT...she covers her. Leah: Ooh yay..hopefully she wins so I can get back to filing my nails. JLT: She may haver her after that fierce leg drop. Leah: What's with the word "fierce"?..you've been watching America's next top ho bags haven't you? One..Two..KT kicks out before the ref can get the three count and you can see the look of anger in the face of Amber, but KT is not going to make this easy for her at all. Amber picks her by the hair and goes for "The Hair Tease" nailing a leg lariat on KT who falls to the ground hard in pain. Amber quickly gets on top of her and starts ramming down her head hard down to the mat floor, she then picks her up and places her over her shoulders. KT can be seen trying to free herself and manages to reverse the move to a headsciccors takedown. The fans react to it and KT now comes back with a Wing drop (cartwheel into an Elbow drop) and then goes for the cover, But that was to soon as Amber quickly kicks out of it. KT now picks her up and nails some punches..punches that Amber returns right back, both girls are caught now into a fist fight nailing hard punches to the face one an other until KT comes out with a eye poke and then gets her with a "KT Cutter"..she covers her... One... Two.. Thr..no, now this time Amber manages to kick out of it. KT now locks both her legs around the neck of Amber and starts to choke her. The ref starts to tell her if she wants to give up, but Amber says no with her head. KT continues to apply more pressure to the hold, but Amber manages to kick KT square in the face breaking the hold. KT hold her jaw in pain and goes to Amber who was holding on to her neck in pain as well, she gets on top of her and now both Divas start rolling around the ring like wild cats, Amber takes KT by her hair as she managed to get the upper hand on this one, she kicks her in the midsection and then plants her with a Snap DDT. She looks to the crowd and climbs the second ropes, Amber leaps and lands on the neck of KT with a Elbow drop. Amber now picks up KT by the hair and holds it roughly, she starts to shake her around while still holding on to the hair and nails two snapmare, but still didn't let go of the hold, she gets KT to her feet and then hits a Piledriver. Amber sees that KT is out of it and rolls up KT with her "Dominatrix Lock" the ref goes to her to see if she's going to give up, KT looks like she's in pain and you could see it in her face...and then finally taps out allowing the win to the debutant Amber. JLT: Amber wins! Leah: Yay! Amber stands and celebrates, she shakes her ass to the crowd and smiles. She walks around the ring, posing to the fans as KT lies on the canvas in pain. Amber then climbs on the turnbuckle and poses, enjoying her victory. [The lights begin to dim and eerie “Twilight Zone” music begins to play throughout the arena. Everyone hushes and looks towards the stage to see what’s going on.] Leah: What’s happening? Are we done already? JLT: Of course not! Whatever it is, it’s not on the schedule! [Suddenly, pink strobe lights appear making everyone in the audience and even the wrestling ring appear to be pink. A man’s voice is then heard on the PA system.] PA: Ladies and Gentlemen please give it up for…BLONDE AMBITION! Leah: Somebody kill me. [The lights instantly flick back on to their normal color and the sounds of a marching band playing the infamous song “We Will Rock You” by Queen blasts throughout the arena. Footage of Blonde Ambition from the “Think Pink” campaign throughout the month is shown up on the big screen. The marching band itself then comes marching out and divides off into opposite sides of the stage. Seconds later, the four women of Blonde Ambition, dressed in matching pink cheerleading outfits, appear on the stage. They bounce around merrily at the top of the stage, doing various cheerleading jumps, and smiling and pointing at the audience as the band continues to play.] Leah: It’s like high school all over again! I’m in hell. JLT: I think it’s cute. It looks like Blonde Ambition is trying to further the “Think Pink” Campaign. [All four girls start dancing to the music as the “Blonde Ambition Fan Club” comes out on the stage carrying a massive “Think Pink” banner. All of the members are wearing blonde wigs and matching pink Blonde Ambition jackets. Tiger Lily then back handsprings down the ramp as Carley, Courtney, and Mistress cartwheel on down behind her. The fan club follows them, waving the oversized banner proudly and passing out “Think Pink” buttons to all of the dancing fans.] JLT: Looks like they brought the whole fan club with them! Leah: Aw hell no, I’m outta here! JLT: Sit down, Leah! [Blonde Ambition enters the ring and all four ladies stand on a turnbuckle, smiling and waving at the audience. Each of them has “Think” written on one cheek while “Pink” is written on the other. Pink confetti begins to fall from the rafters, much to the excitement of Carley Monroe, who tries to grab as many pieces as she can. They then meet in the center of the ring and Mistress takes a microphone from John Roe. The band ceases to play as Mistress smiles and waits for the audience to get settled.] Mistress: Hello all you amigos and amigas of Mexico City! We sure hope you all are having good time and we can guarantee you that Blonde Ambition is muy bueno as well! Tonight Blonde Ambition has a very special surprise for you as we host the fabulous “Think Pink” pep rally! We sure hope this inspires you to go out there and vote for us! [Mistress sets the microphone down and all four girls line up in the center of the ring. The band leader whistles four times and the girls begin a little cheer, chanting and stomping all the way. The fan club members surround the ring and try to get the audience members to cheer along.] Ready? OKAY! No doubt about it, Stand up and shout it. Pink is number ONE! Say it we are number ONE!! Say it loud number ONE!! We are the proud number ONE!! Say it number ONE!! [All four girls cheer and they perform a backflip at the same time. Courtney and Lily then grab Carley and toss her high into the air as she giggles and shouts “Think Pink” as loud as she can. All four girls then meet in the middle of the ring again to start another cheer.] Pink fans in the stands, get on up and clap your hands! Think Pink! Think Pink! Come on y’all, let's go, let's fight, Let's all Think Pink tonight! Think Pink! Think Pink! Come on y’all let’s all Think Pink tonight! YAY! [The girls strike a pose, much to the delight of the audience. Then they all pull out a handful of “Think Pink” buttons and begin tossing them out into the audience. Tiger Lily is then handed a pink megaphone from John Roe. As she begins the chant, Carley, Courtney, and Mistress begin a stomping routine.] I said… Brr! It's cold in here I said there must be some Blondies In the atmosphere Brr! It's cold in here There must be some Blondies In the atmosphere I said… Oh-Ee-Oh-Ee-Oh Pink! Pink! Pink! Oh-Ee-Oh-Ee-Oh Pink! Pink! Pink! Here we go girls! [The girls finish the chant off by leaping into the air and landing in a splits-position with all of them lined up perfectly in the ring. They are all grinning from ear to ear as the audience snaps pictures of them. All four girls climb to their feet and Tiger Lily takes a microphone.] Tiger Lily: Hi everybody! Did you enjoy that? [audience cheers.] Well, as you all know Nuclear Pussy is just right around the corner and we need your votes! In order to make this happen we need support from all of you! Blonde Ambition has some very important matches at the show as well! If we don’t have your support then we’ll never get any of this done! Please make Nuclear Pussy a night to remember! [Lily hands the microphone to Carley.] Carley: Yeah, yeah we want everyone to vote for us as Divas of the Month because if we win, we promise to make Divas Unleashed more funzie! Everyone likes to have fun, and what more fun color is there than pink?! Remember how much funzie it was when we won the FWA award?! Well vote for us and we can have fun all the time! So vote everybody! [Carley then passes the microphone over to her sister, Courtney.] Courtney: Uh huh! We want Nuclear Pussy to be the best night ever! Me and my sissy are so going to beat those yucky Hilton’s because they are just no fun! They are probably the least fun tag team champions EVER! We promise to relieve you of their “Lethal Dosage” and promise to inject you with “Lethal FUN!” Yay! Think Pink! [Suddenly, “Roses” by Outkast blasts into the arena as the new tag champions, Lethal Dosage walk out from backstage. They have their titles around their waist as Carley and Courtney frown at their arrival. Crystal has a rose in her hair as Cherrie walks behind her, they smile at the fans who give them a cheer and stand on the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand.] JLT: Seems like we’ve got company. Leah: Finally someone to end this madness. Even if it is the Hiltons! [Both the girls chuckle at the pink display and Cherrie picks up a “Think Pink” button that was left lying on the ground.] Cherrie: What’s with this lame ass Think Pink rally? What that got to do with wrestling? Crystal: I don’t know “sissy”, but it seems that Blonde Ambition thinks that they are going to walk out of Nuclear Pussy as the champions. Cherrie: Oh hell no, that won’t happen. There’s no way a couple of ditzy blondes could defeat a team as dominant as Lethal Dosage. I mean look at us! We’re Hiltons for crying out loud! Crystal: Yeah bask in the glory that is us, girls! [Carley and Courtney grow increasingly upset with the Hilton’s interruption, as they toss their pom poms on the ground and stomp on them. Lily takes a seat on the corner turnbuckle and rolls her eyes.] Crystal: So in short ladies, Lethal Dosage has your number. It’s only a matter of time until I introduce you to my thorns. Consider that a warning to you from none other than “The Rose Girl” Crystal Hilton! Cherrie: Good luck next week girls, you’re going to need it! Holla! [Cherrie and Crystal high five each other and hold their championship belts above their heads, signaling that they will still be the champions after the pay-per-view. The sisters then head back up the ramp while Carley and Courtney stomp around the ring in anger, forcing Lily to have to settle them down.] JLT: Seems like the Hilton sisters are pretty confident they will win! It’ll be sister-on-sister action at NP4! I can’t wait! Leah: … JLT: Leah? Leah: … [The camera cuts to the announce table, which shows Leah sleeping with her head on the table.] JLT: Eh, whatever, we’ll be right back ladies and gentlemen! Tag Team Match Amanda Kauffman & KibbyD vs. Janine Johnson & Meggie JLT: We have Amanda and KibbyD teaming up now to take on Janine Johnson and Meggie in what should be a good tag team match! Kibby won an award at the FWAs for being an ‘entertainer’ and not just a wrestler. Leah: Yeah, maybe if she stopped pouting and hanging around with scum like Paris Hilton, she’d actually get somewhere! JLT: Well she has a Stripped title shot, so does Meggie so it should be interesting to see them two go at it! Plus Janine Johnson has been making waves since her arrival, she seems sweet! Leah: I like her because she got rid of Shayla Walker! JLT: That’s true and I think Amanda still blames her for that for some reason! Leah: When it was Maya’s fault! [The lights dim and "Lights and Sounds" by Yellowcard plays as fire pyrotechnics are set off at the entrance stage. Amanda comes out with removeable roller skates on the bottom of her boots. Amanda skates down to the ring. At ringside, she removes the skates and climbs into the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Austin, Texas; weighing at 120lbs...AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!! [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Houston, Texas; at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied to the ring by DaisyD, she is the Number One Bytch...KIBBYD!!! [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, the USWF X-Treme Champion known as "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her patting the title around his waist. They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine rolls into the ring while her father stands in her corner, clapping for her. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.] John Roe: Their opponents, first from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 132lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by Aaron Johnson...JANINE JOHNSON!!! [The sound of "About Us" by Brooke Hogan hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she is followed by her boyfriend Kyle Maddison, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly as Kyle meets her and picks her up by the hands and offers her a kiss, as she then climbs up into the ring, she taunts in all four corners and get's ready to fight.] John Roe: Her partner, from Swans Quarter, North Carolina; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Kyle Maddison...MEGGIE!!! [Amanda Kauffman and Meggie start out the match, they circle each other as Amanda pulls Meggie into a headlock. Amanda then flips Meggie down onto the canvas and leaps into the air with an attempted leg drop but Meggie rolls out of the way. Meggie runs to the ropes and bounces back, she attempts to nail Amanda in the face with a dropkick but Amanda moves out of the way and Meggie strikes dead air. Amanda then comes from behind to Meggie, she pulls her to her feet and locks on a sleeper hold. Amanda then drives Meggie back into the canvas with a neckbreaker.] [Amanda then heads to her corner and tags in KibbyD, Kibby struts into the ring and brushes past Amanda. She approaches Meggie, who gets to her feet, with a smile on her face, she walks up to Meggie and slaps her across the face. Meggie stumbles backwards and then charges towards Kibby, spearing her into the canvas and nailing her with strikes to her face.] JLT: Kibby’s too big-headed! I hope Meggie takes her down a peg or two! Leah: I hope Meggie stays away from THE SUN! [Meggie then brings Kibby to her feet and pulls her into a DDT position and walks to her corner, she tags in Janine. Janine then begins to make her way to the top rope as Meggie plants Kibby into the canvas with a DDT and rolls her over onto her back. Janine then leaps from the top rope with a “Swandive” swanton bomb, connecting to Kibby.] JLT: Nice move from Janine, she’s a show stealer for sure, this could be it! [Janine then quickly covers Kibby, hooking the leg as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Kibby gets her shoulder.] Leah: Aww, do you think Kibby will have a website coming out soon like “Kibby Exposed”? That would be hilarious! JLT: I don’t think Kibby has a sex tape or anything like that though but I hear she’s working on an album! Leah: God help us! [Janine then brings Kibby to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle. Janine runs towards Kibby but Kibby hops onto the second turnbuckle and leaps forward with a flying knee to the face, knocking Janine to the canvas. Kibby then smiles to the fans and begins to blow kisses at them, Janine finds her feet holding her head as Kibby bounces to the ropes. She charges towards Janine and leaps into the air, grabbing her face and spinning her around before planting her in the canvas with a facebuster. Kibby then smiles and pouts, she stands and begins to blow kisses to the fans once again.] JLT: Kibby needs to concentrate! That was a good move! She should be pinning! Leah: Amanda looks like she’s had enough! [Amanda Kauffman leans over the ropes and tags herself in. She climbs into the ring, rolling her eyes at Kibby who’s still oblivious. Amanda approaches Janine and heads to her feet, she tries to pull Janine into a liontamer move but Janine counters and boots Amanda in the face with her heel. Janine then crawls to her feet, she hits Kibby from behind and sends her out of the ring.] [Janine then turns to face Amanda but Amanda kicks her and pulls her into a suplex position. Amanda tries to nail a fisherman’s suplex to Janine but Janine elbows Amanda in the face, Janine then pulls Amanda into a C4 position. She then leaps into the air, executing the move and planting Amanda in the floor, completing the “Fantastic Flip” move, the finisher of her father.] Leah: Whoa! JLT: That was a great move from Janine! Especially for her age! Leah: Who knew jailbait could do that? [Janine then covers Amanda, hooking the leg as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [KibbyD interrupts the count.] JLT: Kibby saved Amanda! [Meggie runs into the ring as KibbyD grabs Janine by the hair, Meggie kicks Kibby and shoves her into the corner. Meggie then nails punches to the face of Kibby but Kibby counters by tossing Meggie into the corner, switching places and nailing her with a harsh slap to the chest. Kibby then pulls Meggie into a bulldog position and smiles, she runs across the ring and plants Meggie in the canvas.] Leah: Do you think Meggie’s secretly black but she’s just bleaching every week? That tan ain’t right! JLT: Leah, shut up about her stupid tan! [Kibby then stands and begins to pout for the audience, celebrating her move. Meanwhile, Janine brings Amanda to her feet, holding her knees slightly from the C4. Janine then pulls Amanda into a tie-up but Amanda counters and nails Janine with a hard uppercut, Janine stumbles backwards as Amanda nails a martial arts kick to Janine’s stomach and pulls her into a powerbomb position.] JLT: What’s Amanda going for here? [Amanda hoists Janine up and tries to powerbomb her into the canvas but Janine counters, she rolls forward and down Amanda’s back, pulling Amanda into the canvas with a sunset flip. Janine then stands with Amanda’s legs in her hands and pulls her into a styles clash position, she plants Amanda into the canvas and rolls her over for a cover.] Leah: Cool move from Janine! I like her! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…JANINE JOHNSON AND MEGGIE!!! JLT: Janine and Meggie pick up the victory! [Janine rolls out of the ring and smiles, raising her hands in the air and slapping some of the fans hands in the front row. Meggie climbs to her feet and smiles, as KibbyD looks shocked to hear Janine’s music. Janine then hugs her father and raises her hands in the air once again, celebrating her victory.] [Amanda Kauffman lies on the canvas, burying her face in her hands as Janine celebrates with the fans. Kibby and Meggie then approach each other with Kibby yelling at Meggie but Meggie frowns as Kyle Maddison walks into the ring and hugs his girlfriend.] JLT: Meggie and Janine Johnson come away with the victory, I don’t think that’s going to help Amanda Kauffman’s confidence, she seems pretty angry that she lost! Leah: She’s always angry, she should put on her rollerskates and skate back to where she came from, Loserville! [“Afrodisiac” by Brandy hits the PA system as the Stripped Champion Aphrodite struts out onto the stage, she’s dressed in a skimpy white dress with her hair flowing and wears the championship belt over her shoulder. At her side is Ruby, who holds a microphone. Kibby and Meggie stand in the ring and look towards Aphrodite on the stage, Aphrodite waves to the fans.] [Ruby then hands Aphrodite the microphone as she smiles, Aphrodite then holds up her other hand as Ruby walks around and inspects Aphrodite’s nails, filing them as Aphrodite smiles smugly.] Aphrodite: I am not only the Stripped Champion but the winner of “Best Comedy Performance” at the FWAs. The people love me, they adore me, the women want to be me and the men want to be with me. I’m a goddess, a fabulous one. I’m so fabulous that Shane Rockford has personally asked me to decide the Stripped stipulation for Nuclear Pussy 4. [Aphrodite smiles to herself and smiles as the two women in the ring listen, KibbyD raising an eyebrow.] Aphrodite: You two skanks won’t beat me but you’ll have fun losing anyway. You see, I’m so beautiful and you two are okay I guess. Meggie’s tan is just, ridiculous but whatever. I decided that since I’m so beautiful, I should honour my beauty, so at NP4, it’s going to be a “Beauty Treatment” match! [Meggie frowns and looks at Kibby, Kibby looks back at her and pouts. Meggie rolls her eyes. Aphrodite smiles.] Aphrodite: That’s right, all items and weapons involving beauty can be used! I can’t wait to put more tanning lotion on you Meggie because you looked like a fried kipper as it is! And Kibby, I’ll be dying your ridiculous hair colour to something nasty like grey! Then I’ll pin both of you and leave the champion! [Meggie shakes her head and begins to yell at Aphrodite but Aphrodite ignores her, Kibby shrugs and waves to the audience. Aphrodite continues, smiling.] Aphrodite: Oh, and if you haven’t noticed, “Beauty Treatment” is the name of my finisher and I’ll be putting that on both of you and winning my match! Au revior, bitches! [Aphrodite flips her hair and walks backstage with Ruby following, Meggie shakes her head as KibbyD continues to pose. Meggie then rolls her eyes and comes from behind to Kibby, grabbing her hair and pulling her head backwards. Kibby holds her hair as Meggie grabs Kibby and tosses her over the top rope to the outside of the ring.] Leah: I can’t wait for NP4! A proper bitchfight between three people I hate! YAY! Tag Team Match Carley Monroe vs. Crystal Hilton JLT: We have a preview for next week’s big tag title match as Blonde Ambition’s Carley Monroe takes on one-half of the champions in Crystal Hilton in singles action! This should be fabulous to watch, I’m loving the whole Pink vs. Rose debates! Leah: I can’t wait until it’s over, I hate being terrorised by their stupid rallies! JLT: You’re such a spoil sport! Leah: Crystal Hilton should win this match anyway, at least I hope she does! JLT: You only like her because she’s black. That’s called racism! Leah: What’s your point? [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "Shake Ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Carley Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top and very short pink shorts and pink boots. Carley then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Carley wiggles her rear end to the phrase "shake ya tail feathers" then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 110lbs, representing Blonde Ambition and Think Pink...CARLEY MONROE!!! [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Brooklyn, New York; weighing in at 120lbs, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions, representing Lethal Dosage and The Rose Party...CRYSTAL HILTON!!! [Carley and Crystal stand opposite each other in the ring, Carley has her hand on her hips and is sporting a pink badge with Crystal sporting one with a roses on it. The referee calls for the bell as the two women approach each other, Crystal yanks the badge from Carley’s top and tosses it into the crowd. Carley then looks horrified but Crystal nails her in the face with forearms. Carley stumbles backwards as Crystal whips her to the ropes, Carley bounces back as Crystal takes her down with a powerslam. Crystal then covers.] [1] [2] [Carley gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Ugh, I was hoping this would be over quickly! There’s only so much peachyness I can take! JLT: So you’re going to be voting Rose? Leah: Hell yes! [Crystal brings Carley to her feet and whips her to the turnbuckle but Carley counters by leaping onto the turnbuckle and leaping to the outside of the ring. She lands on her feet and turns to Crystal, laughing. Crystal then slides out of the ring and chases after Carley as Carley runs away from her and they circle the ring. Carley then slides into the ring and bounces to the ropes, as Crystal does the same. Crystal finds her feet in the ring as Carley leaps into the air with a dropkick, connecting to the face of Crystal.] [Crystal falls to the canvas as Carley leaps to her feet, applauding herself and dancing to the audience. Crystal finds her feet and approaches Carley from behind, she perches waiting for Carley to turn around. Carley then frowns as the audience begin to point behind her in a pantomime fashion, Carley then turns around as Crystal swings for her with a chick kick but Carley ducks.] JLT: Carley has good reactions, she’s agile which makes up for her lack of brains! Leah: Poor Crystal, she waited all that time and for nothing! [Carley then cartwheels across the ring and bounces to the ropes, she charges towards Crystal, raising her arms really high as she runs like she’s marching. Crystal then nails her with a clothesline, knocking her down to the canvas as some of the crowd members laugh. Crystal then signals to the crowd and heads to the turnbuckle. She climbs to the top rope and poses, ready to pull out “The Rose Whip” 450 splash but Carley Monroe quickly nips up to her feet.] JLT: Carley has lots of energy too, she’s like a little firecracker! Leah: Well I hope she short circuits and explodes! [Carley approaches Crystal and pushes her, Crystal loses her balance and falls to a sitting position on the turnbuckle. Carley then giggles to herself and climbs up to join Crystal on the top rope, she pulls her into a DDT position and signals to the fans, striking a superhero pose.] JLT: This could be painful! [Carley then leaps backwards attempting to nail the DDT but Crystal counters the move, planting Carley in the canvas with an x-factor. Carley holds her face as Crystal then rolls Carley over for a cover as the referee counts.] JLT: What a counter from Crystal! [1] [2] [Carley gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Damn it! [Crystal brings Carley to her feet and knees her in the stomach, Crystal then plants Carley in the canvas with a fisherman’s suplex. Crystal then adjusts Carley and signals for the Rose Whip as some fans rise to their feet. Crystal begins to walk towards the turnbuckle but all of a sudden a loud scream and chant can be heard. Crystal looks around as Courtney Monroe swings from the ceiling, holding onto a bright pink rope and dressed in a superhero costume, she chants, trying to hit Crystal but Crystal moves out of the way. Courtney flies past her and hurtles towards the stage, slamming into the titantron like a squatted fly.] Leah: This is hilarious! JLT: I’m stunned! Courtney could have hurt herself! Leah: Who cares? She just swung from the ceiling like Tarzan! This isn’t Jackass, Courtney! It’s your own fault! [Courtney begins to slide down the big screen before falling off, landing on a balcony over the entranceway. Crystal looks confused and stands with a frown on her face but suddenly from behind comes Carley, grabbing Crystal and pulling her back into a back cracker “Meanie Mangler” and driving her into the mat. Carley then rolls Crystal over for a cover.] JLT: Carley come out of nowhere, what a surprise! Leah: An unpleasant surprise! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…CARLEY MONROE!!! [Carley then leaps to her feet and begins to applaud herself, she runs around the ring excitedly. She then realises her sister is on the stage and looks shocked, she exits the ring and runs up the ramp, she reaches the stage and starts calling out to Courtney. Courtney doesn’t reply so Carley shrugs her shoulders and begins to dance as Mistress emerges from the back, she has a t-shirt gun in her hand and smiles. Carley then snatches it and aims it at Courtney, blasting a t-shirt at her butt. The t-shirt smacks into her as Courtney is suddenly revives, she rolls sideways and falls down to the stage.] JLT: Carley won the match, maybe Blonde Ambition will win at the PPV? Leah: I hope not! [Mistress runs over to tend to her as Carley turns to the audience and starts to fire pink t-shirts, with “Think Pink” written on them. She dances up and down before accidently blasting one at Mistress, catching her in the back and knocking her to the floor. Mistress looks over at her as Carley looks like a children that’s just broken something.] Tag Team Match Aphrodite vs. Latrisha Lamarte JLT: We have The Beautiful One in action against The Dirty Deity next which should be an interesting match, Latrisha makes her return since she made an impact with Les Mannequins and Dirty Inc! Leah: Yeah, she always keeps coming back, she’s like genital warts! You can’t get rid of her! JLT: Gross. Aphrodite has a big match at NP4 and Latrisha wants to make an impression by defeating the Stripped Champion, let’s not forget Les Mannequins will be watching from ringside! Leah: They are so weird-looking. JLT: Shut up, you have wonky boobs. Leah: I DO NOT! [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Paris, France; at a weight of 125lbs, accompanied to the ring by Ruby, the Stripped Champion...APHRODITE!!! [Smoke billows as "I'm So Sick" by Flyleaf starts... As soon as the chorus hits Latrisha comes through the heavy fog wearing a tight white ribbed tank, crimson nylon shorts, and black knee-high boots. Black fingerless gloves and a black choker accompany the classic look. The Deity smiles as she kneels down at the top of the ramp and holds both her arms up over her head as two pyro's go off on opposite sides of the entrance. Once the pyro's stop she stands to her feet and walks down the ramp. She then slides underneath the bottom rope before walking over to her respective corner.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Winnepeg, Manitoba, Canada; at a weight of 140lbs, accompanied to the ring by Les Mannequins, the Dirty Deity...LATRISHA LAMARTE!!! [Aphrodite and Latrisha circle each other, Aphrodite then shrugs and turns to the audience, smiling at them. Latrisha comes from behind with a shot to the back of the head knocking Aphrodite into the mat. Latrisha then stomps on the back of Aphrodite’s head as Aphrodite fights her way back to her feet. Latrisha pulls Aphrodite into a powerslam and plants her in the canvas. Aphrodite lies on the canvas as Latrisha leaps into the air with a 360 standing leg drop to Aphrodite’s chest.] [Latrisha then heads to the top rope, she climbs to the top and leaps forward with a flying headbutt, connecting to the chest of Aphrodite and completing her “Coke Whore Part Deux” move. Latrisha then hooks the leg of Aphrodite, covering her.] JLT: A nice combination from Latrisha! She’s skilled at wrestling, unlike Aphrodite who seems to have the talent but doesn’t use it! Leah: She has a cover! [1] [2] [Aphrodite gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I think Aphrodite is like Ashley Massaro, and that’s a compliment. JLT: Nobody is THAT bad! She just needs to focus more! [Ruby cheers on from ringside as Les Mannequins stand watching the match, with Avery leaning on the canvas with his head resting on his chin. Latrisha brings Aphrodite to her feet and into a snap suplex, planting Aphrodite back on the canvas. Latrisha then bounces to the ropes and attempts to nail a running leg drop but Aphrodite rolls out of the way. Both women find their feet and tie-up as Latrisha brings Aphrodite into a headlock.] [Latrisha tries to nail Aphrodite with a DDT but Aphrodite counters and nails Latrisha in the face with an elbow. Aphrodite then whips Latrisha to the ropes and runs to the opposite ropes herself, Latrisha bounces back as Aphrodite leaps into the air with a running twisting cross body, taking Latrisha down into the canvas as Aphrodite lands on top of her with a cover.] JLT: Aphrodite flew through the air like a missile! Leah: Whatever, it was not graceful! It was just stupid! JLT: You should stop hating on everyone! [1] [2] [Latrisha kicks out.] [Aphrodite climbs to her feet, she notices Avery watching the match and runs over to her, catching her in the face with a baseball slide and knocking her backwards and off her feet. Envy looks shocked as Aphrodite stands and begins to pout and cheer herself.] Leah: Classic! [Latrisha comes from behind, she pulls Aphrodite into a full nelson move but Aphrodite leans forward, causing Latrisha to rest on Aphrodite’s body and looks like she’s hugging her. Aphrodite then runs backwards and stands upright, smashing Latrisha into the turnbuckle.] Leah: Ouch! That had to bust the implants! JLT: That was a clever move from the Stripped Champion, surprisingly, Les Mannequins seem to be watching this match intently too! [Aphrodite then smiles as she moves out of the way and Latrisha falls forward, holding her back. Aphrodite then blows a kiss to the fans and heads to the top rope. She perches as Latrisha finds her feet, the Dirty Deity then turns around as Aphrodite leaps from the top rope, trying to catch Latrisha with her blockbuster finisher “The Beauty Treatment” but Latrisha ducks.] [Aphrodite hits the canvas, landing on her butt. Avery then tries to climb into the ring to fight Aphrodite but Latrisha stands and calls out to her, as Avery immediately stops and stands up right. Latrisha then approaches Aphrodite from behind, Latrisha pulls Aphrodite into a Cobra clutch and brings her to her feet.] JLT: Latrisha looks like she’s going to inflict more pain! [She tries to lift Aphrodite into the air for a slam from the submission but Aphrodite grabs the ropes with her feet, hooking her feet under the second rope. Aphrodite then grabs Latrisha by the neck and pulls her forward into a diamond cutter move, planting her in the canvas. Aphrodite then covers.] JLT: Good counter from Aphrodite! [1] [2] [Latrisha gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Latrisha’s not going to give up easily! Leah: Too bad! I wanted Aphrodite to win, I don’t like Avery, have you seen what she looks like? 911! Fashion police! [Aphrodite then rolls her eyes, she climbs to her feet and waves to the audience, heading for the top rope once again. Aphrodite stands on the turnbuckle, she pouts as she waits for Latrisha to find her feet. Latrisha does as Aphrodite leaps forward, she attempts “The Beauty Treatment” once again but this time Latrisha leaps into the air and catches Aphrodite in the face with a “That’s what I’m talking aboot!” superkick. Aphrodite falls to the canvas as and Latrisha quickly covers.] JLT: That had to knock out some teeth! Latrisha has the cover! [1] [2] [3] JLT: She won! John Roe: Here is your winner…LATRISHA LAMARTE!!! [Latrisha climbs to her feet with a smug look on her face, Les Mannequins applaud on the outside of the ring. Latrisha raises her arms in the air as the Mannequins climb into the ring, they walk over to Latrisha and congratulate her but Latrisha points to Aphrodite and says that’s how it should be done as Avery and Envy nod.] [Latrisha then walks out of the ring with a smug look on her face, she ignores the boos from the crowd and walks up the ramp with Les Mannequins following behind her. Ruby climbs into the ring and checks on Aphrodite, propping her head up and adjusting her hair for her.] JLT: Latrisha picks up the victory tonight, Dirty Inc has been on a roll recently! That’s three victories in a row for them! Leah: Eh, they’re okay but Latrisha is Canadian! I can’t like a Canadian! That’s as bad as being Mexican, or worse, ASIAN! ["Lights and Sounds" by Yellowcard plays as Amanda Kauffman walks out to the ring with a mic in her hand. To the sounds of boos and cheers.] Amanda Kauffman: Shut up! I have something very important to say. [She waited until everyone quited down. Then began speaking again.] Amanda Kauffman: I thought long and hard after my outburst of anger at the FWAs. I've been called boring and all of my fans have left me. I don't get anyone who wants my autograph anymore. It seems everyone here is doing better than. I've come to the conclusion that I must retire from professional wrestling. I'm sorry it has come to this, but the Kauffman family legacy in professional wrestling has ended. After Nuclear Pussy 4. I'll no longer set foot into a wrestling ring again. [Amanda leaves the ring to her entrance music as the crowd comtemplates what just transpired.] Tag Team Match Katrina & Noriko Lee vs. Maya Okosaki & Tiger Lily JLT: We’ve got Katrina and Noriko Lee teaming up to take on Maya Okosaki and Tiger Lily next and I’m excited for this battle, Maya and Noriko have been engaged in a brutal feud since the start of 2007 and Katrina and Lily will both clash in the Unleashed title match at NP4! Leah: Yeah, this is a great chance for both teams to beat the heck out of each other in order to gain an advantage! JLT: Maya and Lily have the advantage tonight, they’ve teamed together in the past and they’ve worked closely together, they know how each other works. On the other hand, I think this is the first time Katrina and Noriko have teamed up! Leah: I don’t blame Katrina, I try to stay away from Noriko too. I heard she has BO. That’s why she’s so angry all the time. JLT: She does not, Leah. [The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena. Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow. Toast the champagne cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow. If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day. You want me to play you, best bring your brain. You best bring your money. Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Alex in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Kristin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York, New York; at a weight of 129lbs, accompanied to the ring by Alexander Dominiguez...KATRINA!!! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs...NORIKO LEE!!! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system and Maya steps into the aisle and begins making her way down the aisle. Despite the fans cheering her on. Maya's focus is soley on the ring and the match ahead. once at the ring she steps through the ropes and bows respectfully to the referee before going over to her corner to meditate.] John Roe: Their opponents, first, hailing from Kyoto, Japan; at a weight of 120lbs, she is the reigning Askai Champion...MAYA OKOSAKI!!! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. ehind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display.As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: Her partner, from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs...TIGER LILY!!! [Lily and Maya face each other, discussing who will start first. The referee calls for the bell as Noriko immediately runs towards Maya, nailing her with a shot from behind to knock her into the canvas. Lily reluctantly leaves the ring as Noriko immediately begins to stomp on Maya’s back, driving her food into the injured body part. Noriko then brings Maya to her feet and nails her with a knife-edge chop across the chest. Noriko then whips Maya to the ropes. Maya bounces back as Noriko swings for a spinning heel kick but Maya stops and grabs Noriko’s foot.] [Maya then twists Noriko’s ankle, causing Noriko to fall face first into the canvas as Maya then locks on an STF submission, yanking back on Noriko’s neck. Noriko tries to escape and tries to move her head to bite on Maya’s hands and arms but can’t. Noriko then begins to crawl to the ropes, using her free hand to land it on the bottom rope.] JLT: Maya’s a master at submissions and I think she knows how much they frustrate Noriko. Noriko hates being constricted like that! Leah: I bet she’s really frigid. [Maya releases the hold and then stands, turning around and grabbing Noriko’s leg into a Boston grab position. She drags Noriko forward to the center of the ring and then locks on the Boston crab as Noriko is locked in a submission once again. This time Noriko frowns as she tries to escape, not attempting to reach the ropes this time.] [Noriko then uses her arms to push-up and uses her leg strength to flip Maya over onto her back, with Noriko then straddling Maya and leaning forward to nail her in the face with furious left and rights. Maya then manages to shove Noriko off her as Noriko falls to the canvas, landing on her side.] [Noriko climbs to her feet as Maya crawls to her corner on her knees. Noriko then grabs Maya by her feet and drags her back to the middle of the ring. Noriko then leaps into the air and lands with an elbow drop, planting it onto Maya’s back. Maya writhes in pain as Noriko bounces to the ropes, she tries to leap into the air with a double knee drop to Maya’s back but Maya rolls out of the way and Noriko slams into the canvas. Maya then heads to her corner, tagging in Tiger Lily.] Leah: Here comes the barefooted wonder. JLT: It looks like she’s going for some high risk! [Lily climbs to the top rope as Noriko stands, holding her knees. Noriko then looks up as Lily leaps from the top rope with a hurricanrana connecting to Noriko and taking her down into the canvas. Lily then rolls to her feet and runs towards Katrina, leaping into the air and nailing her in the chest with a dropkick which sends her flying from the apron.] [Lily then smiles and turns back to Noriko Lee, Noriko is on all fours, holding her head. Lily approaches her but all of a sudden, Noriko leaps into the air and connects with a spinning heel kick to Lily, knocking her down into the canvas. Katrina has climbed back onto the apron and looks angry, she extends her hand for a tag as Noriko tags her in.] [Katrina approaches Lily who’s rising to her feet. Katrina then spins her around and begins to nail her in the face with punches, Lily stumbles backwards as Katrina nails an uppercut. Katrina then whips Lily to the ropes as Lily bounces back, Katrina picks her up into a sidewalk slam and drives her into the canvas. Katrina then drags Lily into the correct position and heads to the turnbuckle, she climbs to the top rope and signals for the “Kat’s Eye” 450 splash finisher.] Leah: It’s interesting that both Katrina and Lily have the same move for their finisher, I wonder which is better and which causes more damage! I think we should test it out on Tekken! JLT: Tekken?! [Katrina then leaps from the top rope, executing the move but Lily rolls out of the way and Katrina slams into the canvas. Lily then rolls Katrina over herself and covers, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Noriko interrupts the count.] Leah: Noriko always has to make herself involved in everything, she’s so selfish! JLT: She was just saving her team, she was doing her job! [Noriko then stays in the ring as Lily climbs to her feet. Noriko then begins to yell at Lily in Japanese but Lily frowns and places a hand on her hip, not understanding what she’s saying. Lily stands with a blank expression on her face which only seems to enrage Noriko. Lily then shrugs and turns back to Katrina, she tries to bring her to her feet but Katrina suddenly nails Lily with a kick to the stomach and drives Lily into the canvas with a DDT.] [Meanwhile, Noriko Lee is on the outside of the ring and looking under the ring. She frowns and looks up, she yells at Katrina but Katrina ignores her and climbs to the top rope. Katrina then signals for her finisher but Noriko Lee climbs onto the apron and tags herself in, slapping her hand against Katrina’s body. Katrina then leaps down from the turnbuckle, landing on the apron and begins to yell at Noriko.] JLT: Why did Noriko do that? The match could be over if she let Katrina continue! Leah: She’s selfish, like I said. [Noriko ignores her and climbs into the ring, she stomps on Lily, booting her in the face and brings her to her feet, angry. Noriko then knees Lily in the stomach and pulls her into a pedigree position, trying to set her up for “The Cataclysm” finisher but Lily counters with a back-drop. Noriko hits the canvas and rolls to her knees, she thumps the canvas in frustration and rolls to the outside of the ring.] Leah: Noriko wants her cane! [Lily stands to her feet as Katrina leans over the ropes and nails her with a hard closed fist to the face, knocking her down into the canvas. Noriko looks under the ring, trying to find her cane, but gets angry as she can’t find it. Maya then calls out to Noriko as Noriko looks up and stares in shock as Maya stands on the apron, holding the Singapore cane. Noriko then runs towards Maya but leaps forward from the apron, swinging the cane as Noriko leans backwards to try and avoid it as she does. Maya then wields the cane as Noriko rolls back into the ring.] JLT: What is Maya doing with the cane?! It’s not like her to be using a weapon! Leah: She’s just outsmarting Noriko. [Noriko then challenges Maya to climb into the ring, taunting her as Maya stands with the cane in her hands. Noriko then begins to talk trash to Maya, trying to provoke her but suddenly from behind comes Tiger Lily with a surprise roll-up, covering Noriko, the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…MAYA OKOSAKI AND TIGER LILY!!! Leah: Haha. JLT: Lily won with the roll-up! Noriko didn’t see that coming! [Tiger Lily rolls off Noriko standing to her feet but she’s met with a clothesline from Katrina, knocking her back down. Katrina then begins to stomp on Lily’s head, Noriko sits up looking angry as Maya Okosaki slides into the ring. Maya then approaches Noriko with the cane, Maya then runs towards Katrina and threatens her with the cane, Katrina then stops her assault and holds her hands up and leaves the ring.] JLT: Maya looks angry with that cane in her hand, I think she’s going to get some revenge for the past attacks by Lee! [Maya then turns back to Noriko, Noriko stands with a smug look on her face. Maya swings for Noriko but Noriko snatches the cane out of her hands, Noriko then holds the cane herself, she swings for Maya’s head but Maya catches the cane with her hands. She then pulls the cane towards her, executing a drop toe hold and locking Noriko into a Fujiwara armbar.] [Noriko looks even more frustrated as Maya leans back on the submission, Lily stands to her feet and watches from the corner. Maya then releases the submission and picks up the Singapore cane, Noriko climbs to her feet, holding her arm and turns to face Maya but Maya cracks her over the head with the Singapore cane.] JLT: Ouch, did you hear that? Leah: ‘Twas heavenly. [Noriko falls to the canvas as Maya quickly raises the cane again and drives it down onto Noriko’s chest, Noriko holds her ribs and rolls over onto her front. Maya then stomps Noriko on her back and begins to drive the cane down onto Noriko’s back. Lily looks on shocked as Maya continues the assault, repeatedly striking Noriko until the cane snaps in half.] JLT: Maya’s being so vicious! Leah: I can’t wait for NP4 now! [Maya then stops her assault, her face angry from the attack. Maya then leaves the ring, ignoring Tiger Lily and walking up the ramp backstage as Noriko writhes in pain on the canvas, holding her lower back which stings from the pain. Lily then leaves the ring, running up the ramp to catch up with Maya as the referee tends to Noriko.] JLT: Maya just attacked Noriko Lee, I’m so shocked! I didn’t expect that kind of behaviour from her! Leah: Whatever, everyone knew she had to crack at some point! [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor smiling into the camera, she runs a hand down her breasts drawing attention to them and looks like her face is caked in make-up. Next to her stands Lilith with a serious look on her face the Unleashed Championship on her shoulder.] Krysta Tyalor: I’m standing by with Grace Jones. Why are you not in action tonight? Isn’t it unfair that all your opponents are and you’re not? Lilith: I don’t make the matches, I wanted to wrestle but Shane said he couldn’t fit me into the card. I think that’s very bad. He can’t fit in the Unleashed Champion? I don’t mind though. I’m not media hungry like everyone else in here. Krysta Tyalor: Of course, you’re just bald and scary. So why are you here if you’re not in action? Lilith: It’s always interesting to watch my opponents wrestle. I think it’s funny how people run their mouths like Yuku Shiro and her sex tape and Katrina and whatever way she’s trying next to get her face out there. I’m happy being reclusive. That’s what separates us, I’m the champion because I focus on wrestling and only wrestling. Krysta Tyalor: Yeah, did you hear Katrina’s album? It was suckage! So at NP4, who do you think is your biggest threat? Lilith: I don’t know yet. I don’t think any of them really pose that much of a threat to me. Krysta Tyalor: You are so boring. When is your sex tape coming out? Lilith: What? Krysta Tyalor: Did I stutter? [Lilith looks long at Krysta as Krysta raises an eyebrow to her and smiles, Lilith then walks away from the interview as Krysta gasps and shouts after her. Lilith disappears off camera as Krysta frowns.] Krysta Tyalor: THIS INTERVIEW ISN’T OVER YET YOU BORING BITCH! [Krysta then turns back to the camera and fills the remain moments of the interview by pouting and pulling sexy faces, the producer then decides to go to commercial.] Standard Match Felicity vs. Yuku Shiro <JLT: And here we go with our main event. Felicity sure has had a lot to say about Yuku within the past week. I know Yuku doesn’t take kindly to smack talk. I can’t see how she reacts tonight. Leah: Whatever. All I know is this match better not suck because I’m already wanting to get out of here. These bitches better keep me entertained or— JLT: Or what, Leah? Leah: Or I’m gonna be like Amy Winehouse when she was singing with Charlotte Church: Don’twannaseeyourface you better dis-PEER!!! John Roe: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a weight of 124 pounds, FELICITY!!! ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glasses over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity.] Leah: You know what I just noticed? I don’t see why it took me this long to see it. JLT: Oh boy. What’s that, Leah? Leah: Felicity has one of the lamest entrances in all of Divas Unleashed. I was ready to take a nap right in the middle of it but luckily it was over in just a few seconds. It’s whack. She’s whack. Let’s get on with this thing! John Roe: And next, from Tokyo, Japan and weighing in at 150 pounds, YUKU SHIRO!!! ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring. Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] Leah: I still can’t believe she has a boyfriend. She’s always seemed borederline mannish to me. JLT: Yuku Shiro? Leah: That’s who just came out isn’t it, Jamie? I swear. The more I teach you the dumber you get. Try to keep up. [The bell rings and both women lock eyes with one another. Felicity immediately goes in for the lock up but Yuku Shiro overpowers her and throws her into a headlock. She hold the move in lace tightly for a few moments as Felicity struggles to break free before launching her into the ropes. Felicity bounces back and dodges a clothesline attempt. She hits the ropes once again and Yuku spins around lays her out with an elbow smash to the face. The crowd roars as Felicity hits the mat heard. Yuku keeps up her pace by immediately going after Felicity and dragging her to her feet by the hair. She connects with a few forearms to the head, backing Felicity up into the corner. Yuku takes a step back and charges Felicity, ramming her shoulder into Felicity’s midsection. She then monkey flips her to mat and flips over on top of her for the cover. [1] [2] [Felicity gets the shoulder up in time.] JLT: Yuku Shiro is taking it to Felicity early on in the match. Leah: She sure is. I wonder if Felicity ever thought about getting Yuku back for beating her up when she returned to DU. She looked like a totally punk in that situation. Yuku eliminated her from the battle royal that Chimera won and she kicked her ass about a week or two after that. JLT: Wow, you’re right. I forgot all about that, Leah. Leah: Of course you did. Your feeble little mind doesn’t have the ability to retain the knowledge that mine does. How did you get this job again? [Yuku pulls Felicity to her feet and gives her a few knife edge chops across her bosom. She then tosses Felicity into the ropes and bends over but Felicity stops just before making it to Yuku and surprises her with a neckbreaker. Felicity flips to her feet and hops onto the second ropes with a springboard moonsault to Yuku. Felicity then goes for a cover of her own.] [1] [2] [Thr…Yuku kicks out!] JLT: Felicity just surprised Yuku there by taking control of the match. Leah: Let’s see if she can hold on to it. But knowing her I seriously doubt that. [Felicity climbs to her feet and pulls Yuku up with her. She then swings her into the ropes and plants her back onto the canvas with a scoop slam when she returns. Felicity hops to her feet and bounces off the ropes, delivering an elbow drop to Yuku. As he goes for another pin Yuku grabs a hand full over her hair and yanks her head back in obvious desperation Yuku slaps Felicity across the face, causing her to fall back a bit. With the bought time Yuku stands up as Felicity gets to her feet as well. The two women begin exchanging blows in a heated battle as the fans cheer on the action inside of the ring. Yuku at least puts an end to the exchange by flattening Felicity with a vicious clothesline that nearly takes her head off. Felicity quickly scrambles out of the way of a guillotine leg drop and punches Yuku in the stomach. When Yuku doubles over Felicity hits a devastating DDT.] Leah: Whoa, Felicity with the DDT. She’s actually looking sort of good in there now and not getting tossed all around like a ragdoll. JLT: Is that what you expected from her, Leah? Leah: Hell yes. Didn’t you? JLT: I think Felicity’s a good wrestler. Leah: You would… [The match continues on as Felicity tries to go for another pin but Yuku stops her once again by punching her in the gut. Yuku tosses Felicity off of her and gets on her hands and knees. Both she and Felicity slowly stagger to their feet and then collide in the center of the ring in a frenzy of flying fists and legs. Felicity rolls Yuku onto her back and unleashes a barrage of punches on her before Yuku reverses their positions and delivers a few closed fists of her own. The ref circles the women, keeping a close eye on the two of them as they battle. Felicity then kicks Yuku off of her and wastes no time going after her once again and hauling her to her feet. She wraps Yuku’s arm around her neck and then does the same back before smashing her into the mat with a vertical suplex. Seemingly unsatisfied with her work, Felicity gets up once again and pulls Yuku with her. She goes for yet another vertical suplex but Yuku quickly reverses it and Felicity is the one suplexed instead. Yuku falls against the ropes for a second, breathing hard and trying to regain a bit of the energy she’d lost in the match.] JLT: Yuku’s looking a little tired in there. Felicity’s putting her to work. Leah: Yup, putting her to work like she needs to! Where’s the nail polish, Leah? I need me a manicure. JLT: Are you saying Yuku should do your nails because she’s Asian?! That was racist! [Yuku suddenly throws her hands up as if to see she’s tired of playing games. She kneels for a moment and waits for Felicity to make it back to her feet. Felicity is now up, staggering a little. She slowly turns around and Yuku drives her back into the mat with a spinebuster. She then gets up with Felicity in her grasps and slams the back of her head into the mat with a reverse x factor. Yuku keeps up her pace as the crowd screams their approval. She drags Felicity over to the nearest corner. She pauses for a moment, breathing heavily before heading up top. With Felicity still in tow, Yuku then dives off executing a somersault catching opponent’s neck, and drops her into a neck breaker.] JLT: Holy hell! Yuku with a Northern Light’s Smash to Felicity! Leah: That poor old hag! [Yuku rolls Felicity up!] [1] [2] [3] JLT: It’s over! The match is over! Yuku Shiro won! Leah: Felicity doesn’t have much to say now does she?! John Roe: Here is your winner, YUKU SHIRO!!! [The bell rings and Yuku Shiro stands up to allow the ref to raise her hand in victory. Yuku then stands with a smile on her face, she makes references to the title being around her waist and celebrates with the audience, Yuku then turns to the camera and shouts “I’m the next Unleashed Champion!” down it as Exile fades off air.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Karlee, Latrice, Marie, Paul and Travis for contributing to the show! We had a pretty good week of rping so I hope that can continue into the PPV, NP4 should be pretty fabulous! I'm sorry results are a little bit late but blame my internet, which I've since murdered and cut up and buried in the forest! Anyways, I hoped you all enjoyed the show! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-