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Friday 23rd February 2007
[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “Boise Loves J-Collins!”, “I'm Beggin' 4 Meggie!” and “Janine! Jump To TNA!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.]
JLT: Welcome to Exile live from Boise, Idaho! We have the fall-out from Nuclear Pussy 4, feelings are running high and this should be an exposive evening! I'm JLT and I'm joined, as always, by the acquired taste that is Leah!
Leah: Acquired taste?! I'm getting compared to coffee and TEA?
JLT: Well peo-!
Leah: No, Jamie! I'm not doing any introductions AGAIN! I won't sit here and be insulted by you!
JLT: I didn't ins-
Leah: I said NO! I am worth more than a coffee! Wait, that means I'm like Starbucks! Does that mean I'm a slut because there's a Starbucks on every corner? This gets worse!
JLT: I give up!
Leah: Good! God, you're mean to me!
JLT: I was not!
Leah: Let's just do the show, I'm apalled at you!
JLT: Fine!
Debutants Match
JLT: We’ve got four debutants, ready to impress, coming up next! Kristina, Linda, Moira and Stephanie will all battle it out to kickstart their Divas Unleashed careers with a victory!
Leah: I hate these debutants, it’s like watching American Idol, you know in the audition stage? It’s car crash television!
JLT: I love it, you get to see all these new styles and wrestling, it’s really interesting! One of these women could be the next Unleashed Champion!
Leah: Fine, I’ll just pretend to be happy to see them.
["Just A Girl" by No Doubt plays, and Linda walks out, wearing a pink ribbon around her eyes. As the refrain starts, Linda takes off the ribbon and runs down to the ring. Linda stands up and does a "two fingered kiss" to the audience.]
John Roe: The following contest is a fatal fourway scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Scranton, Pennsylvania; weighing at 140lbs...LINDA RAGNAL!!!
[The lights in the arena turn to yellow and orange and bright strobe-lights flash and with the sound of electric discarges 'The Storm Is Here' hits the speakers. Moira Storm walks out onto the stage at the top of the entrance ramp, greeting the fans with a wave of her hand and blowing them a couple of kisses before heading down the ramp, high fiving outstretched hands as she jogs towards the ring, then slides in, raising heself to her knees and glancing about the cheering crowd before jumping up to her feet. She heads to the far turnbuckles, climbs them and thumps her fist against her chest before raising it in a greeting to her fans. She then hops down from the ropes, ready to start the match.]
John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Sydney, Australia; at a weight of 136lbs...MOIRA STORM!!!
["Goodies" by Ciara starts to play across the Pa system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain, she slowly walks down the ramp way clad in her black shorts, boots, and black tank top. Before entering the ring she stops and just looks around at the audience around her as they all begin to boo her. She raises her hands in the air and yells out the Queen has arrived before entering inside the ring. She seductively rolls under the ring and raises her hands in the air to a crowd of booing. She smiles as she waits for the final opponent to come out.]
John Roe: Their opponent, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 120lbs...STEPHANIE SULLIVAN!!!
[The lights go off leaving the ring in total darkness then as "1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to play a single red strobe light begins to flash slowly, then another red strobe light begins flash then another and another. Soon the strobelights begin flashing faster until suddenly the the arena lights kick back on and Kristina is seen crouching like a predator on one of the top turnbuckles in the ring.]
[The lights resume as the women turn around in wonder Kristina then leaps from the top turnbuckle, connecting to Stephanie and Linda with a body splash and sending them into the canvas. Moira looks on in shock as Kristina rolls to her feet, Moira approaches her an nails her with a kick to the gut. Moira pulls Kristina into a front face lock but Kristina bites into Moira’s arm as Moira shoves her away to the canvas.]
JLT: Was Kristina just biting?
Leah: Cannibal!
[Linda then pulls Moira down from behind, rolling her up into a school boy. The referee slides into position to count.]
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JLT: These school boys are dangerous!
Leah: They are so not!
[Stephanie Sullivan interrupts the count, kick Linda in the back. Stephanie then locks on a German suplex to Linda’s back and pulls her to her feet, she tries to execute the move but Linda flips and lands on her feet behind Stephanie. Linda then pulls Stephanie into the canvas with a neckbreaker and floatovers for a cover.]
JLT: Nice move from Linda, she has a cover!
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[Kristina interrupts the count, grabbing Linda by her leg and pulling her off. Kristina tries to lock on an STF submission as Linda lies on the canvas but Moira runs towards her, rolling over her body and grabbing Kristina’s neck and driving her head into the canvas with a blockbuster-esque move.]
Leah: That was cool, I love the chaos of having four women in one match!
JLT: It makes it very hard to get a pinfall!
[Stephanie then greets Linda as she finds her feet and pulls her into an Irish-whip, sending Linda into the corner. Stephanie follows up with a running clothesline to Linda and begins to nail her in the mid-section with kicks.]
[Meanwhile, Moira brings Kristina to her feet and nails her in the face before lifting her up onto her shoulders into a death valley driver position. Moira then runs forward and leaps into the air, slamming Kristina into the canvas with a samoan drop.]
Leah: That’ll break some ribs!
[Moira then rolls Kristina over for a cover.]
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Leah: Wait!
[The count is interrupted as Stephanie Sullivan superplexes Linda Ragnal from the top rope, with Linda’s body landing on top of Moira’s back. Moira rolls off the cover, holding her back as Stephanie stands with her hands on her hips. Suddenly Kristina sits up and begins to tug at her own hair, Stephanie frowns. Kristina then quickly lunges for Stephanie, knocking her backwards and chasing her into the corner. Kristina begins to nail Stephanie in the face with left and rights, knocking her down to her butt.]
JLT: Kristina looks savage!
Leah: She has green hair, stupid Katrina wannabe!
[Kristina then begins to choke her with her foot, pressing hard against her throat. Moira brings Linda to her feet and whips her towards the corner, Moira run after her but Linda leaps onto the top rope and dives backwards, connecting with a moonsault to take Moira down into the canvas.]
JLT: Good high-risk from Linda, it paid off!
Leah: Moira will get her own back, anyone who can go out in public with a name like that gets my respect!
[Linda then turns to Kristina and spins her around, Linda then tries to pull Kristina into a suplex position but Kristina grabs her and plants her into the canvas with a spinebuster. Kristina then straddles Linda and begins to choke her but Stephanie Sullivan climbs to the second rope, she leaps off, grabbing Kristina’s head and planting her into the canvas with a bulldog.]
JLT: Stephanie came out of no where with that!
[Stephanie then rolls Kristina over for a cover.]
Leah: She has a pin!
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[Moira breaks up the count.]
Leah: Moira’s not going to lose this match, you know she looks like she could be black, I think I’m a fan of hers.
JLT: I think she’s Australian.
Leah: Oh, British?
JLT: No, Australian. British and Australian are not the same thing, despite what us Americans believe!
[Moira grabs Stephanie and tosses her into the corner, Moira then turns to Kristina and leaps into the air hoping to nail a leg drop but Kristina rolls out of the way, Kristina finds her feet and giggles at Moira. Moira swings at her with a kick but Kristina catches it, Moira hops on one leg before leaping into the air and smashing Kristina over the back of the head with an enziguri kick, knocking Kristina to the canvas.]
JLT: That kick could have knocked Kristina out! Did you hear the thud?
Leah: ‘Twas nice.
[Kristina lies motionless as Moira turns around, Moira is then met by Stephanie who nails her with a kick to the stomach. Stephanie then pulls Moira into a harsh DDT and plants her head-first into the canvas. Stephanie then rolls Moira over for a cover but Linda grabs with a waistlock and yanks her off the cover, Linda then nails a t-bone style suplex and plants Stephanie in the canvas.]
[Stephanie lies on her back as Linda hits the ropes, she rolls towards Stephanie and leaps into the air, nailing a senton splash “Tidal Wave” move. Linda then covers, as the referee counts.]
JLT: Linda nailed her finisher! It has to be over!
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JLT: It is!
John Roe: Here is your winner…LINDA RAGNAL!!!
[Linda climbs to her feet, smiling as the referee raises her arm in the air. Linda then looks around as the fans cheer her, Kristina has disappeared from the ring all together as Stephanie lies holding her ribs and Moira sits up, holding her head. Linda smiles and waves to the fans, she celebrates her victory as the sounds of No Doubt fill the arena.]
JLT: Linda picks up the victory tonight but I think the other women did a good job! I can’t wait to see more of them in DU!
Leah: I hope they all wrestle again except next time, they’re armed with weapons of mass destruction!
JLT: Leah, no.
(The scene flips to the backstage area where Meggie is seen looking at a magazine, the scene goes in closer and shows her staring at Felicity’s new FHM cover.)
Meggie: “Oh my gosh, Kyle, look at these photos they are so gorgeous. Too bad she’s not here to show it off tonight.”
(Meggie holds the picture on the inside up to show Kyle, and he nods approvingly.)
Kyle: “Those are hot.”
(Meggie slides her hands down to her hips and looks the opposite way angrily as she sets the magazine on a table behind her. She has worn a nice black bra top, with aqua trim, and a pair of booty shorts to match, with spike heeled boots. She has her hair half up and the other half in a ponytail, with the ponytail laying on top of the hair that is down. She shows off her belly ring.)
Meggie: “I should totally get Katima back for her tonight. Katima is not worthy of that Rockford State Championship, just like Aphrodite is not worthy of that Stripped Championship, and Yuku is not worthy of her title. What’s with this, we have all women who shouldn’t have won, winning.”
(Meggie still had her hands on her hips and then she turns back to Kyle.)
Meggie: “This is a disaster, I mean what can we do? I can’t beat all three of them.”
(Just as Kyle is about to speak, the sound of “Barbie Girl” plays and Meggie walks over digging in her purse and smiling skipping back over to Kyle.)
Meggie: “Yay! A phone call.”
(Kyle looks on wondering who it is as Meggie hops up on the table behind her and flips the phone open holding it to her ear.)
Meggie: “Hello?”
(Meggie waits for the person to talk back.)
Meggie: “Of course, where are you located? I’ll meet up there.”
(She pauses)
Meggie: “Oh ok, then I’ll be waiting in the parking lot. Yes, Kyle is with me. See you when you get here. Bye!”
(Meggie hops off giving Kyle a smile.)
Meggie: “I think those plans we were talking about, are soon to be in full effect. That surprise is almost here. Let’s go, they’re going to meet us in the parking lot.”
(Kyle nods walking behind Meggie.)
Kyle: “It’s about time”
(The scene fades)
Loser Becomes Property Match
The arena falls into pitch blackness, and the jumbotron flashes to life. In bold pink numbers it begins counting down.
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Pyro explodes from either side of the stage, as Saliva’s ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ blasts over the P.A. As the lights come up you see Amber on the stage doing the splits, and holding her fist high in the air. She wears a Diva’s Unleashed t-shirt over her wrestling gear, and it appears to be autographed, and strategically ripped. The screen shows several video shots of the superstar, and introduces her as ‘feminine weapon of mass destruction‘.
She then slides into the ring, and stretches one leg to the top turnbuckle in the neutral corner. Amber ignores the crowd, and she paces waiting for her opponent to enter. Almost as an afterthought she takes off the shirt and tosses it into the teeming masses.
Leah: “It’s weird seeing a match like this.”
JLT: “Come again?”
Leah: “One of these ladies will go home with the other. You can bet there will be toilet scrubbing, and countless other menial tasks for the loser. Oh and this contract is for as long as the winner declares it.”
JLT: “That’s right. It’s my understanding that the winner can effectively terminate the losers contract on a whim.”
{"30/30-150" by Stone Sour suddenly explodes over the P.A. System, and Amber looks in surprise towards the entryway while the lights dim down.}
JLT: "And here comes the challenger."
Leah: "I just hope she knows a lot about windows, tile cleaning, and cooking. She‘s about to get owned!"
Appearing at the entryway and jamming with the throbbing music is the new recruit Angel Hel, going by the ring name Inferna. Dressed in a pseudo-skaterpunk style, wearing a spiked choker, tight shredded jeans, Vans shoes, skull-decorated armbands and leather fingerless gloves. Her top is striped black and pink, short-sleeved, and only long enough to cover her chest. Her belly has a silver pierced dragon with a sunburst tattoo around the naval.
JLT: "It‘s quite strange how this stipulation came into play…."
Leah: “Not really. Amber got time at Nuclear Pussy to go see the fans. Inferna interrupted. Amber is obviously looking to teach this upstart some respect.”
Inferna runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She kips-up to her feet, and makes the Metal-Symbol towards the fans with her tongue out. She turns to Amber who is smiling and shaking her head slowly. Inferna immediately begins beefing with her, and the referee is forced to escort the Texan to a neutral corner.
JLT: “This rivalry is already red hot, and this is their first official meeting in the ring.”
Leah: “I hope someone gets busted open.”
The referee calls for the bell and the divas circle one another warily. They lock up in the middle of the ring, but Amber gains the advantage with a well placed knee to the gut. Inferna staggers back two steps holding her stomach. Amber doesn’t let up as she steps in with a series of kicks targeting the ribs, stomach, and chest. Grabbing the Texan, she whips her to the ropes, and catches her in an arm drag on the return.
Leah: “Amber isn’t kidding around! I haven’t seen feet move that fast since buffet night at the fat farm!”
Amber smiles to the crowd and moves in, but Inferna rolls to her feet, and begins peppering her with rights and lefts. Amber is rocked back, and Inferna is quick to scoop and slam the Canadian to the mat. Amber writhes in pain, but Inferna bounds from the ropes and nails her in the head with a low dropkick to the head. Amber rolls to the ropes, and nearly falls to the floor. Inferna calls to the crowd, and ricochets from the far side ropes, and nails Amber in the side with a baseball slide kick. Amber sails through the air, and crashes into the barricade.
JLT: “Well Inferna isn’t here to just collect a check either. Amber hit that barricade hard!”
Amber struggles to her feet, and Inferna runs up the turnbuckles, and sails off the top rope, driving her opponent to the concrete with a sit down splash. Amber’s head bounces off the floor, and she writhes in pain on the outside. Inferna circles her opponent, and pulls Amber to her feet. Amber rather groggily gets up, and Inferna grabs her head, points to a spot on the floor near the announce table. She locks Amber’s head in and goes for a bulldog headlock, but Amber puts on the brakes at the last second, and drives the Texan down. Inferna’s lower back catches the announce table, and the young woman falls hard to the floor. Seemingly her head taking most of the blow.
Leah: “I’ll bet she’s busted open from that shot.”
Amber shakes the cobwebs loose, and sees Inferna struggling to her feet. With a scream she charges in, and nails her with a shining wizard to the head. The Texan hit’s the floor hard, and appears to be unconscious. Amber rolls her into the ring, and quickly slides in and dances seductively over the fallen foe. She bounds from the far ropes, jumps high into the air, slams butt first onto Inferna’s chest. She absently straightens her top, as the referee goes for the count.
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Thr….kickout
JLT: “What an arrogant woman. She didn’t hook a leg, and played with her clothes while the ref was counting.”
Leah: “Sometimes a girl just needs to freshen up! Speaking of which, you could stand some freshening up yourself. Maybe Amber can give you the swerve.”
Amber looks absolutely livid about the escape, and rolls her opponent over on her stomach. She locks in a front facelock, then wraps her legs tightly around Inferna’s body. Inferna struggles against the submission hold, but Amber only cinches it on tighter.
Leah: “Oh Inferna is done. Amber is a submission machine, and in the center of the ring there is no escape from this hold.”
The crowd is fired up and chanting Inferna’s name. The ref moves in to lift her arm. The first two times, he lifts, and it drops limply. Amber screams as on the third drop Inferna’s hand stays in the air. With a Herculean effort, she struggles to her feet. Amber refuses to relent on the hold, and Inferna is forced to lift her as well. Once they are upright, the Texan slips her head from the hold, and quickly drives Amber forcefully to the mat.
JLT: “That was impressive!”
Leah: “I must admit it was a creative counter…”
Amber tries to get to her feet, but she is halted by a brutal lariat that drives her back down. Without missing a beat, Inferna hops to the top rope and sails through the air with a beautiful corkscrew moonsault. Amber is rocked from the impact, and Inferna covers.
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Thre….kickout!
JLT: “My god I can’t believe anyone could kick up from that move!”
Undaunted Inferna pulls Amber to her knees, and bounds from the far ropes. She attempts a sweeping kick to the face, but Amber rolls under the blow. Inferna turns, and Amber chop blocks Inferna’s knee. The young woman screams in pain, and holds her leg as Amber uses the ropes to get to feet. Inferna crawls to the far ropes, and Amber rushes over, and slaps Inferna on the ass! Inferna goes for a punch, and Amber ducks under, knees her in the gut, and puts her down with a gut wrench supplex. Amber drapes an arm over Inferna, and ref counts.
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Thre….kickout!
Leah: “DAMN! Inferna is fighting awfully hard for nothing!”
JLT: “Nothing? If she loses this match, she will become property of Amber!”
Leah: “That’s a forgone conclusion toots. Amber is just toying with her now, and it’s only a matter of time before Inferna loses!”
Amber grabs Inferna by the leg, and looks ready to lock in the Dominatrix Lock, but Inferna kicks her away and rolls to her feet. Amber rushes in with a clothesline, and The Texan catches her in a belly to belly supplex. Amber lands on the ropes, and tumbles to the floor. The crowd cheers wildly as Inferna runs to the far side, leaps to the top rope on her return, and jumps. She catches Amber in a head scissors, and drives her into the floor.
JLT: “That girl is a daredevil!”
Amber is slow to get up, and Inferna slides her into the ring. Amber crawls a bit and seems very disoriented. Inferna gets to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, and looks ready to try another high risk move. Amber gets to her feet and turns to see Inferna launching a missile dropkick her way. She sidesteps and Inferna crashes to the mat. Amber quickly grabs Inferna’s wounded leg, and applies the Dominatrix Lock!
JLT: “She’s trapped in the middle of the ring.”
For a few seconds Inferna tries to crawl to the ropes, but Amber increases the pressure, and forces the young Texan to tap out.
[We cut backstage to see Holly Wentz standing with a microphone, she smiles, dressed classily and standing in front of the interview set. Next to her is Katima, with the championship belt draped over her shoulder, dressed in her ring attire, ready for action at any time.]
Holly Wentz: I’m standing by with the new Rockford State Champion, Katima! How did it feel to finally win the title at NP4?
Katima: I have to say that I deserve it. I would hard and I accomplish what I needed to get done.
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