Divas Unleashed Exile

Friday 23rd February 2007
Taco Bell Arena, Boise, Idaho


[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “Boise Loves J-Collins!”, “I'm Beggin' 4 Meggie!” and “Janine! Jump To TNA!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.]

JLT: Welcome to Exile live from Boise, Idaho! We have the fall-out from Nuclear Pussy 4, feelings are running high and this should be an exposive evening! I'm JLT and I'm joined, as always, by the acquired taste that is Leah!

Leah: Acquired taste?! I'm getting compared to coffee and TEA?

JLT: Well peo-!

Leah: No, Jamie! I'm not doing any introductions AGAIN! I won't sit here and be insulted by you!

JLT: I didn't ins-

Leah: I said NO! I am worth more than a coffee! Wait, that means I'm like Starbucks! Does that mean I'm a slut because there's a Starbucks on every corner? This gets worse!

JLT: I give up!

Leah: Good! God, you're mean to me!

JLT: I was not!

Leah: Let's just do the show, I'm apalled at you!

JLT: Fine!


Debutants Match
Kristina vs. Linda Ragnal vs. Moira Storm vs. Stephanie Sullivan

JLT: We’ve got four debutants, ready to impress, coming up next! Kristina, Linda, Moira and Stephanie will all battle it out to kickstart their Divas Unleashed careers with a victory!

Leah: I hate these debutants, it’s like watching American Idol, you know in the audition stage? It’s car crash television!

JLT: I love it, you get to see all these new styles and wrestling, it’s really interesting! One of these women could be the next Unleashed Champion!

Leah: Fine, I’ll just pretend to be happy to see them.

["Just A Girl" by No Doubt plays, and Linda walks out, wearing a pink ribbon around her eyes. As the refrain starts, Linda takes off the ribbon and runs down to the ring. Linda stands up and does a "two fingered kiss" to the audience.] John Roe: The following contest is a fatal fourway scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Scranton, Pennsylvania; weighing at 140lbs...LINDA RAGNAL!!!

[The lights in the arena turn to yellow and orange and bright strobe-lights flash and with the sound of electric discarges 'The Storm Is Here' hits the speakers. Moira Storm walks out onto the stage at the top of the entrance ramp, greeting the fans with a wave of her hand and blowing them a couple of kisses before heading down the ramp, high fiving outstretched hands as she jogs towards the ring, then slides in, raising heself to her knees and glancing about the cheering crowd before jumping up to her feet. She heads to the far turnbuckles, climbs them and thumps her fist against her chest before raising it in a greeting to her fans. She then hops down from the ropes, ready to start the match.]

John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Sydney, Australia; at a weight of 136lbs...MOIRA STORM!!!

["Goodies" by Ciara starts to play across the Pa system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain, she slowly walks down the ramp way clad in her black shorts, boots, and black tank top. Before entering the ring she stops and just looks around at the audience around her as they all begin to boo her. She raises her hands in the air and yells out the Queen has arrived before entering inside the ring. She seductively rolls under the ring and raises her hands in the air to a crowd of booing. She smiles as she waits for the final opponent to come out.]

John Roe: Their opponent, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 120lbs...STEPHANIE SULLIVAN!!!

[The lights go off leaving the ring in total darkness then as "1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to play a single red strobe light begins to flash slowly, then another red strobe light begins flash then another and another. Soon the strobelights begin flashing faster until suddenly the the arena lights kick back on and Kristina is seen crouching like a predator on one of the top turnbuckles in the ring.]

[The lights resume as the women turn around in wonder Kristina then leaps from the top turnbuckle, connecting to Stephanie and Linda with a body splash and sending them into the canvas. Moira looks on in shock as Kristina rolls to her feet, Moira approaches her an nails her with a kick to the gut. Moira pulls Kristina into a front face lock but Kristina bites into Moira’s arm as Moira shoves her away to the canvas.]

JLT: Was Kristina just biting?

Leah: Cannibal!

[Linda then pulls Moira down from behind, rolling her up into a school boy. The referee slides into position to count.]

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JLT: These school boys are dangerous!

Leah: They are so not!

[Stephanie Sullivan interrupts the count, kick Linda in the back. Stephanie then locks on a German suplex to Linda’s back and pulls her to her feet, she tries to execute the move but Linda flips and lands on her feet behind Stephanie. Linda then pulls Stephanie into the canvas with a neckbreaker and floatovers for a cover.]

JLT: Nice move from Linda, she has a cover!

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[Kristina interrupts the count, grabbing Linda by her leg and pulling her off. Kristina tries to lock on an STF submission as Linda lies on the canvas but Moira runs towards her, rolling over her body and grabbing Kristina’s neck and driving her head into the canvas with a blockbuster-esque move.]

Leah: That was cool, I love the chaos of having four women in one match!

JLT: It makes it very hard to get a pinfall!

[Stephanie then greets Linda as she finds her feet and pulls her into an Irish-whip, sending Linda into the corner. Stephanie follows up with a running clothesline to Linda and begins to nail her in the mid-section with kicks.]

[Meanwhile, Moira brings Kristina to her feet and nails her in the face before lifting her up onto her shoulders into a death valley driver position. Moira then runs forward and leaps into the air, slamming Kristina into the canvas with a samoan drop.]

Leah: That’ll break some ribs!

[Moira then rolls Kristina over for a cover.]

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Leah: Wait!

[The count is interrupted as Stephanie Sullivan superplexes Linda Ragnal from the top rope, with Linda’s body landing on top of Moira’s back. Moira rolls off the cover, holding her back as Stephanie stands with her hands on her hips. Suddenly Kristina sits up and begins to tug at her own hair, Stephanie frowns. Kristina then quickly lunges for Stephanie, knocking her backwards and chasing her into the corner. Kristina begins to nail Stephanie in the face with left and rights, knocking her down to her butt.]

JLT: Kristina looks savage!

Leah: She has green hair, stupid Katrina wannabe!

[Kristina then begins to choke her with her foot, pressing hard against her throat. Moira brings Linda to her feet and whips her towards the corner, Moira run after her but Linda leaps onto the top rope and dives backwards, connecting with a moonsault to take Moira down into the canvas.]

JLT: Good high-risk from Linda, it paid off!

Leah: Moira will get her own back, anyone who can go out in public with a name like that gets my respect!

[Linda then turns to Kristina and spins her around, Linda then tries to pull Kristina into a suplex position but Kristina grabs her and plants her into the canvas with a spinebuster. Kristina then straddles Linda and begins to choke her but Stephanie Sullivan climbs to the second rope, she leaps off, grabbing Kristina’s head and planting her into the canvas with a bulldog.]

JLT: Stephanie came out of no where with that!

[Stephanie then rolls Kristina over for a cover.]

Leah: She has a pin!

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[Moira breaks up the count.]

Leah: Moira’s not going to lose this match, you know she looks like she could be black, I think I’m a fan of hers.

JLT: I think she’s Australian.

Leah: Oh, British?

JLT: No, Australian. British and Australian are not the same thing, despite what us Americans believe!

[Moira grabs Stephanie and tosses her into the corner, Moira then turns to Kristina and leaps into the air hoping to nail a leg drop but Kristina rolls out of the way, Kristina finds her feet and giggles at Moira. Moira swings at her with a kick but Kristina catches it, Moira hops on one leg before leaping into the air and smashing Kristina over the back of the head with an enziguri kick, knocking Kristina to the canvas.]

JLT: That kick could have knocked Kristina out! Did you hear the thud?

Leah: ‘Twas nice.

[Kristina lies motionless as Moira turns around, Moira is then met by Stephanie who nails her with a kick to the stomach. Stephanie then pulls Moira into a harsh DDT and plants her head-first into the canvas. Stephanie then rolls Moira over for a cover but Linda grabs with a waistlock and yanks her off the cover, Linda then nails a t-bone style suplex and plants Stephanie in the canvas.]

[Stephanie lies on her back as Linda hits the ropes, she rolls towards Stephanie and leaps into the air, nailing a senton splash “Tidal Wave” move. Linda then covers, as the referee counts.]

JLT: Linda nailed her finisher! It has to be over!

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JLT: It is!

John Roe: Here is your winner…LINDA RAGNAL!!!

[Linda climbs to her feet, smiling as the referee raises her arm in the air. Linda then looks around as the fans cheer her, Kristina has disappeared from the ring all together as Stephanie lies holding her ribs and Moira sits up, holding her head. Linda smiles and waves to the fans, she celebrates her victory as the sounds of No Doubt fill the arena.]

JLT: Linda picks up the victory tonight but I think the other women did a good job! I can’t wait to see more of them in DU!

Leah: I hope they all wrestle again except next time, they’re armed with weapons of mass destruction!

JLT: Leah, no.


(The scene flips to the backstage area where Meggie is seen looking at a magazine, the scene goes in closer and shows her staring at Felicity’s new FHM cover.)

Meggie: “Oh my gosh, Kyle, look at these photos they are so gorgeous. Too bad she’s not here to show it off tonight.”

(Meggie holds the picture on the inside up to show Kyle, and he nods approvingly.)

Kyle: “Those are hot.”

(Meggie slides her hands down to her hips and looks the opposite way angrily as she sets the magazine on a table behind her. She has worn a nice black bra top, with aqua trim, and a pair of booty shorts to match, with spike heeled boots. She has her hair half up and the other half in a ponytail, with the ponytail laying on top of the hair that is down. She shows off her belly ring.)

Meggie: “I should totally get Katima back for her tonight. Katima is not worthy of that Rockford State Championship, just like Aphrodite is not worthy of that Stripped Championship, and Yuku is not worthy of her title. What’s with this, we have all women who shouldn’t have won, winning.”

(Meggie still had her hands on her hips and then she turns back to Kyle.)

Meggie: “This is a disaster, I mean what can we do? I can’t beat all three of them.”

(Just as Kyle is about to speak, the sound of “Barbie Girl” plays and Meggie walks over digging in her purse and smiling skipping back over to Kyle.)

Meggie: “Yay! A phone call.”

(Kyle looks on wondering who it is as Meggie hops up on the table behind her and flips the phone open holding it to her ear.)

Meggie: “Hello?”

(Meggie waits for the person to talk back.)

Meggie: “Of course, where are you located? I’ll meet up there.”

(She pauses)

Meggie: “Oh ok, then I’ll be waiting in the parking lot. Yes, Kyle is with me. See you when you get here. Bye!”

(Meggie hops off giving Kyle a smile.)

Meggie: “I think those plans we were talking about, are soon to be in full effect. That surprise is almost here. Let’s go, they’re going to meet us in the parking lot.”

(Kyle nods walking behind Meggie.)

Kyle: “It’s about time”

(The scene fades)


Loser Becomes Property Match
Amber Burton vs. Inferna

The arena falls into pitch blackness, and the jumbotron flashes to life. In bold pink numbers it begins counting down.

5.…

4.….

3.…

2.…

1.…

Pyro explodes from either side of the stage, as Saliva’s ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ blasts over the P.A. As the lights come up you see Amber on the stage doing the splits, and holding her fist high in the air. She wears a Diva’s Unleashed t-shirt over her wrestling gear, and it appears to be autographed, and strategically ripped. The screen shows several video shots of the superstar, and introduces her as ‘feminine weapon of mass destruction‘. She then slides into the ring, and stretches one leg to the top turnbuckle in the neutral corner. Amber ignores the crowd, and she paces waiting for her opponent to enter. Almost as an afterthought she takes off the shirt and tosses it into the teeming masses.

Leah: “It’s weird seeing a match like this.”

JLT: “Come again?”

Leah: “One of these ladies will go home with the other. You can bet there will be toilet scrubbing, and countless other menial tasks for the loser. Oh and this contract is for as long as the winner declares it.”

JLT: “That’s right. It’s my understanding that the winner can effectively terminate the losers contract on a whim.” {"30/30-150" by Stone Sour suddenly explodes over the P.A. System, and Amber looks in surprise towards the entryway while the lights dim down.}

JLT: "And here comes the challenger."

Leah: "I just hope she knows a lot about windows, tile cleaning, and cooking. She‘s about to get owned!"

Appearing at the entryway and jamming with the throbbing music is the new recruit Angel Hel, going by the ring name Inferna. Dressed in a pseudo-skaterpunk style, wearing a spiked choker, tight shredded jeans, Vans shoes, skull-decorated armbands and leather fingerless gloves. Her top is striped black and pink, short-sleeved, and only long enough to cover her chest. Her belly has a silver pierced dragon with a sunburst tattoo around the naval.

JLT: "It‘s quite strange how this stipulation came into play…."

Leah: “Not really. Amber got time at Nuclear Pussy to go see the fans. Inferna interrupted. Amber is obviously looking to teach this upstart some respect.”

Inferna runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She kips-up to her feet, and makes the Metal-Symbol towards the fans with her tongue out. She turns to Amber who is smiling and shaking her head slowly. Inferna immediately begins beefing with her, and the referee is forced to escort the Texan to a neutral corner.

JLT: “This rivalry is already red hot, and this is their first official meeting in the ring.”

Leah: “I hope someone gets busted open.”

The referee calls for the bell and the divas circle one another warily. They lock up in the middle of the ring, but Amber gains the advantage with a well placed knee to the gut. Inferna staggers back two steps holding her stomach. Amber doesn’t let up as she steps in with a series of kicks targeting the ribs, stomach, and chest. Grabbing the Texan, she whips her to the ropes, and catches her in an arm drag on the return.

Leah: “Amber isn’t kidding around! I haven’t seen feet move that fast since buffet night at the fat farm!”

Amber smiles to the crowd and moves in, but Inferna rolls to her feet, and begins peppering her with rights and lefts. Amber is rocked back, and Inferna is quick to scoop and slam the Canadian to the mat. Amber writhes in pain, but Inferna bounds from the ropes and nails her in the head with a low dropkick to the head. Amber rolls to the ropes, and nearly falls to the floor. Inferna calls to the crowd, and ricochets from the far side ropes, and nails Amber in the side with a baseball slide kick. Amber sails through the air, and crashes into the barricade.

JLT: “Well Inferna isn’t here to just collect a check either. Amber hit that barricade hard!”

Amber struggles to her feet, and Inferna runs up the turnbuckles, and sails off the top rope, driving her opponent to the concrete with a sit down splash. Amber’s head bounces off the floor, and she writhes in pain on the outside. Inferna circles her opponent, and pulls Amber to her feet. Amber rather groggily gets up, and Inferna grabs her head, points to a spot on the floor near the announce table. She locks Amber’s head in and goes for a bulldog headlock, but Amber puts on the brakes at the last second, and drives the Texan down. Inferna’s lower back catches the announce table, and the young woman falls hard to the floor. Seemingly her head taking most of the blow.

Leah: “I’ll bet she’s busted open from that shot.”

Amber shakes the cobwebs loose, and sees Inferna struggling to her feet. With a scream she charges in, and nails her with a shining wizard to the head. The Texan hit’s the floor hard, and appears to be unconscious. Amber rolls her into the ring, and quickly slides in and dances seductively over the fallen foe. She bounds from the far ropes, jumps high into the air, slams butt first onto Inferna’s chest. She absently straightens her top, as the referee goes for the count.

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2.….

Thr….kickout

JLT: “What an arrogant woman. She didn’t hook a leg, and played with her clothes while the ref was counting.”

Leah: “Sometimes a girl just needs to freshen up! Speaking of which, you could stand some freshening up yourself. Maybe Amber can give you the swerve.”

Amber looks absolutely livid about the escape, and rolls her opponent over on her stomach. She locks in a front facelock, then wraps her legs tightly around Inferna’s body. Inferna struggles against the submission hold, but Amber only cinches it on tighter.

Leah: “Oh Inferna is done. Amber is a submission machine, and in the center of the ring there is no escape from this hold.”

The crowd is fired up and chanting Inferna’s name. The ref moves in to lift her arm. The first two times, he lifts, and it drops limply. Amber screams as on the third drop Inferna’s hand stays in the air. With a Herculean effort, she struggles to her feet. Amber refuses to relent on the hold, and Inferna is forced to lift her as well. Once they are upright, the Texan slips her head from the hold, and quickly drives Amber forcefully to the mat.

JLT: “That was impressive!”

Leah: “I must admit it was a creative counter…”

Amber tries to get to her feet, but she is halted by a brutal lariat that drives her back down. Without missing a beat, Inferna hops to the top rope and sails through the air with a beautiful corkscrew moonsault. Amber is rocked from the impact, and Inferna covers.

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Thre….kickout!

JLT: “My god I can’t believe anyone could kick up from that move!”

Undaunted Inferna pulls Amber to her knees, and bounds from the far ropes. She attempts a sweeping kick to the face, but Amber rolls under the blow. Inferna turns, and Amber chop blocks Inferna’s knee. The young woman screams in pain, and holds her leg as Amber uses the ropes to get to feet. Inferna crawls to the far ropes, and Amber rushes over, and slaps Inferna on the ass! Inferna goes for a punch, and Amber ducks under, knees her in the gut, and puts her down with a gut wrench supplex. Amber drapes an arm over Inferna, and ref counts.

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Thre….kickout!

Leah: “DAMN! Inferna is fighting awfully hard for nothing!”

JLT: “Nothing? If she loses this match, she will become property of Amber!”

Leah: “That’s a forgone conclusion toots. Amber is just toying with her now, and it’s only a matter of time before Inferna loses!” Amber grabs Inferna by the leg, and looks ready to lock in the Dominatrix Lock, but Inferna kicks her away and rolls to her feet. Amber rushes in with a clothesline, and The Texan catches her in a belly to belly supplex. Amber lands on the ropes, and tumbles to the floor. The crowd cheers wildly as Inferna runs to the far side, leaps to the top rope on her return, and jumps. She catches Amber in a head scissors, and drives her into the floor.

JLT: “That girl is a daredevil!”

Amber is slow to get up, and Inferna slides her into the ring. Amber crawls a bit and seems very disoriented. Inferna gets to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, and looks ready to try another high risk move. Amber gets to her feet and turns to see Inferna launching a missile dropkick her way. She sidesteps and Inferna crashes to the mat. Amber quickly grabs Inferna’s wounded leg, and applies the Dominatrix Lock!

JLT: “She’s trapped in the middle of the ring.”

For a few seconds Inferna tries to crawl to the ropes, but Amber increases the pressure, and forces the young Texan to tap out.


[We cut backstage to see Holly Wentz standing with a microphone, she smiles, dressed classily and standing in front of the interview set. Next to her is Katima, with the championship belt draped over her shoulder, dressed in her ring attire, ready for action at any time.]

Holly Wentz: I’m standing by with the new Rockford State Champion, Katima! How did it feel to finally win the title at NP4?

Katima: I have to say that I deserve it. I would hard and I accomplish what I needed to get done.

Holly Wentz: So you won the belt and you seemed to incapatite Felicity in the process, she’s not here tonight but I’m sure she’s watching at home. Do you have any words for her as she recovers?

Katima: [Looks at the camera] Feels horrible to get your ass kicked huh?

Holly Wentz: And tonight you take on Meggie, do you have any words for her? Are you confident you’ll beat her?

Katima: [Nods her head] Yeah, that little girl has been nothing but lucky. It's time to show that dumb blonde a thing or too.

Holly Wentz: So what are your plans with the championship now? Are they any divas on the roster who you would like to face?

Katima: [Smiles] This is just the begining honey, I'm working my way up. I'm just looking forward to anyone bringing a challenge. But if I had my choice I would call out Jennifer Collins.

Holly Wentz: That’s interesting, thanks for your time. Good luck in your match.

Katima: Thank you.

[Katima smiles and blows a kiss to the camera before walking away, Holly smiles to the camera as it fades to a commercial break.]


Standard Match
Janine Johnson vs. Noriko Lee

["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her carrying a blue steel chair with TFO on the seat in white letters. They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them.]

John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Los Angeles, California…JANINE JOHNSON!

[They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine rolls into the ring while her father unfolds the chair on the outside and takes a seat, clapping for his daughter. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.]

JLT: This may be a non-title match but Janine Johnson will be looking for a bit of retribution for her friend Maya Okosaki after the way Noriko has been treating her.

Leah: Yeah did you see Maya after that cane match last week? She had blood come out of her nose, her ears, and even her eyes! It was…AWESOME!

["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with Singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.]

John Roe: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, she is the reigning Askai Champion…NORIKO LEE!

[Noriko Lee circles the ring, raising both the Askai Championship and a Singapore cane as the fans continue to boo her.]

JLT: I don’t think Noriko understands that this is a standard match.

Leah: Who cares, I hope she breaks out the canes anyway!

[Noriko continues to flaunt her brand new championship as Janine Johnson stretches in preparation for her match. The two ladies stare at each other from across the squared circle and Noriko brushes her hand across her shoulder, giving the “dirt off your shoulder” hand gesture. The referee forcibly removes the can from Noriko’s hands, upsetting the champion.]

JLT: Looks like the referee won’t have any of that business in his ring.

Leah: Boo!

[Suddenly the bell tolls, Janine Johnson dashes towards Noriko and before you can say grated cheese, Janine tackles Noriko to the mat and pounds away at her with a few hard punches. Janine holds nothing back as she smacks away at Noriko’s face and she also slams Noriko’s head into the canvas for good measure. It seems that Janine won’t let up and the referee is forced to pull her off of Noriko.]

JLT: Janine absolutely RIPPING into Noriko! She’s been holding all the energy in her for a while now!

Leah: Speaking of holding things, how long were you holding that fart, JLT?

JLT: What are you talking about?

Leah: I’m talking about this pungent smell that suddenly emerged!

[In the ring, Noriko Lee clumsily climbs to her feet, using the ropes to help her stand. She holds her face from those hard shots from the hands of Janine Johnson. Once again Janine charges at Noriko, but this time Noriko ducks and opens the ropes, while Janine goes sailing to the outside and crashes into the security barrier. Noriko grins smugly at her accomplishment and daintily steps out of the ring to the outside. She pulls Janine to her feet by the hair and irish whips the seventeen-year-old into the steel steps. Janine slams into the steps with a sickening crash that echoes throughout the arena.]

JLT: Did you see that, Leah? Janine could be seriously injured!

Leah: Stop avoiding the topic, Jamie.

JLT: What topic?

Leah: …you know…

JLT: Ugh, I did NOT fart, Leah!

Leah: Tell that to my nostrils. I’m going to need a nose transplant!

[Janine Johnson lies in a lifeless heap on the outside, as Noriko Lee picks her up and slides her back into the ring. Noriko then follows up with a quick pin across Janine.]

JLT: Noriko’s going for the pinfall!

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[At the last second, Janine is able to get her shoulder up. Noriko looks pissed as she screams at the referee for the slow count, in her view, and drags Janine to her feet. She whips Janine into the corner across the ring and drives her shoulder into Janine’s midsection. Janine curls over clutching her stomach, before Noriko sends her into the opposite corner. Noriko charges at Janine again, but Janine sidesteps out of the way, and Noriko’s shoulder hits the iron post. Janine capitalizes on the moment but setting Noriko up on the turnbuckle. She salutes the audience, garnering a few cheers, before executing a hurricanrana from the corner that sends Noriko back onto the mat.]

JLT: A very solid hurricanrana from Janine! Noriko must be flabbergasted!

Leah: Yeah, I’m flabbergasted too… with this stench!

[Janine hooks the leg of Noriko and tries to pin her.]

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[Noriko shoves Janine from on top of her. The two girls climb to their feet and Janine attempts a clothesline but Noriko ducks it and counters it with a boot to the stomach. Noriko whips her into the ropes and executes a monkey toss that plants Janine on her back. Noriko then bounces off the ropes and executes a wonderful somersault legdrop. She pins.]

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Leah: And Janine kicks out while my nose fights off the roar from JLT’s rear!

JLT: Stop it, Leah! You’re starting to embarrass me!

Leah: Hey, I’m not the one blowing the backdoor trumpet.

[Noriko Lee rolls Janine over, grabbing her legs and puts her in a Boston crab submission move. Janine Johnson screams out in pain and reaches for the ropes. Noriko only tightens the hold, inflicting more pain to Janine. Janine inches her way towards the ropes and eventually grabs hold of them. However, Noriko refuses to break the hold until the referee forces her off.]

JLT: Noriko is such a poor sport; for once I’d just like her to follow the rules!

Leah: Why, it makes things interesting!

[Noriko pulls Janine to her feet, and whips her into the ropes, going for a back body toss, but Janine kicks her in the face on the rebound. Noriko rears back, holding her face as Janine bounces off the ropes and knocks her flat with a shoulder tackle. Janine then takes the ropes once again and executes a perfect arching lionsault across Noriko.]

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[Noriko kicks out at the last second.]

JLT: Tremendous Matchup between these two ladies! Don’t you think Leah?

Leah: I think a lot of things, Jamie. I for one can’t wrap my mind around what you ate in order for your rear to make this pungent smell. Egg salad?

JLT: I swear, Leah. I’m too much of a lady to fart!

[Leah snorts as Janine goes to pick Noriko up but Noriko boots her hard in the face. Noriko kips up to her feet and nails Janine with a barrage of kicks to the midsection before flattening her with a spinning heel kick. Noriko bounces off the ropes and tries for another somersault legdrop, but Janine rolls out of the way. Noriko holds her but, while Janine is quick to climb to her feet. She whips Noriko into the corner. Janine perches herself onto the turnbuckle while grabbing hold of Noriko.]

JLT: Janine is ready to end this!

Leah: Where’s my air freshener when I need it?

[Janine plays to the audience for a bit before executing a beautiful shooting star piledriver that plants Noriko lifelessly on the mat as the audience erupts into cheers. Janine is a bit dazed from the move herself but manages to secure a pin with a bridge.]

JLT: Did you see that?! This has to be over!

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[Janine staggers to her feet as her father slides into the ring himself. Father and daughter hug each other excitedly and he picks Janine up and sets her on his shoulder as she waves to the fans. The audience continues to applaud Janine as she continues to celebrate her victory in the ring.]

John Roe: Here is your winner…JANINE JOHNSON! Leah: Well that’s it for this match folks. Janine Johnson picks up a victory and JLT clears the room!

JLT: LEAH!!!!!


[The scene opens only to view Krysta who is backstage with KibbyD and little Daisy D. Krysta who is seductively looking into the camera is so focus more attention unto herself than Kibby.]

Krysta: I’m Krysta Taylor and I’m here with the Double D or Maybe the Miss Tuned Pop Star KibbyD. So Kibby how are you feeling about going into a match after your painful lost at Nuclear Pussy 4?

Kibby: Well I’m feeling okay. I mean I wasn’t the one looking like a clown or almost killed in a water tub thing. Whatever! The only thing that does matter is that I’m here tonight to take out a little bit of anger. Also about you little remark I can so sing.

Krysta: Whatever…So anger? Well I think you need to take out a little more than that. I really think that you are one of the pointless wrestlers here.

Kibby: OMG! This coming from an EX porn star. Really I don’t care what you think of me, why because I’m HAWT all on my own.

[Kibby gives her a wink as Krysta looks to be puking in her mouth.]

Krysta: Really get over yourself I think…no I know that you are just a ditzy blonde that is only here for eye candy. That’s it.

Kibby: Oh really…Well would I Eye Candy do what I’m about to do to this Bytch face in just a little.

Krysta: Really, I can care less I don’t even watch your match the least to pay any attention to the words you say.

[Kibby looks at her with a frown. As she flips her lovely blonde hair to show off her face.]

Kibby: Rot in Hell you worthless Tramp…I have better things to do than waste my time with this interview.

[Kibby turns away and begins to take some steps before turning back around and slapping Krysta right in her face.]

Kibby: Don’t you ever talk to me like that again BITCH!

[Kibby smirks as she walks off from the camera’s. Krysta looks down the way only to watch her walk away while holding her jaw. The scene then moves else-where.]


Standard Match
Jennifer Collins vs. KibbyD

JLT: Jennifer Collins returns to action up next against KibbyD, she lost her match at NP4 but she hopes to avenge that tonight, did you see her interview with Krysta? She looks focused!

Leah: So? Jennifer Collins and Bassist can so win tonight, Jennifer’s had a break and she’s back now, injury-free. KibbyD is still recovering from the Stripped match, no amount of rest can heal the emotional scarring in that match!

JLT: Kibby dished most of it out!

Leah: Yeah, she didn’t nearly drown or have a clown face drawn on her so I don’t know what she’s complaining about!

"Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.

John Roe: The following match is schedualed for one fall making her way down the aisle from Seattle, Washington weighing in 135 lbs Jennifer Collins!

The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling. KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.

John Roe: and her opponent from Houston, Texas weighing 120lbs Kibby D!

Jennifer motions for a collar elbow tie up and Kibby approaches but quickly pulls back and turns to pose for the crowd and flashing cameras, before circling Jen again as they go for a lock up but again Kibby backs off and goes to climb one of the corners posing once again. Jen comes from behind reaches between Kibby’s legs and takes her down with a single arm powerbomb rolling her up for a pin. 1…2…Kickout. Jen pulls Kibby up wrenches the arm and clubs it at the elbow then pulls her into a front face lock hitting a snap suplex pulls her up again looking to go for another one but kibby forearms in the gut and follows up with an inverted atomic drop followed by a clothesline knocking her down and tries for a pin 1…2Kickout.

JLT: These women are taking the fight to each other!

Leah: Good!

JLT: Kibby does seem angry! Look!

Kibby pulls Jen up and whips her into a corner hard that she collapses on impact she then goes to stand in the corner posing again before trying for a moonsault but with all the posing it has given Jen time to move out the way, Jen waits for Kibby to get up before trying for a DDT but Kibby manages to grab her and throw her out the ring. Kibby pulls Jen up and slams her a couple of times into the announce table before throwing her down on the back of her head. Kibbs then skips over to Daisy D picks her up and rubs noses with her before carrying her over to the daized Jennifer and allows Daisy to lick her in the face while Jen tries to cover up. Kibbs puts Daisy back and turns back to Jennifer only to get waffled by a hard right hand to the face then thrown back into the ring.

JLT: I don’t like she brings Daisy to the ring, she could get hurt!

Leah: Or “lost”, remember Tinkerbell Hilton? Kibby would just replace her like Paris did!

JLT: Kibby is one of Paris Hilton’s best friends too!

Kibbs gets to her feet only to get laced by a couple of hard knife edge chops by Jen who goes for an Irish Whip. Kibby bounces off the ropes and comes off with a running cross body but Jen has the move well scouted and ducks and Kibby hits lands hard on her face. Taking advantage Jen hits an oklahoma roll up 1…2…Kibby’s foot lands on the bottom rope causing a break, Jen pulls Kibby up blasting her jaw with a a European Uppercut followed by a snapmare. Jen backs into the ropes but at the last minute Kibby is back on her feet and catches Jen coming in with a spinebuster. Kibby poses again for the cameras and goes into a handstand before coming down with a leg drop across Jen’s throat causing to immediately clutch it as gasps for breath.

JLT: Kibby’s doing well in this match!

Leah: Nah, Jennifer will pull it back! She has Bassist on her side!

JLT: His name is Drummer!

Leah: I know!

Kibbs pulls the suffering Jennifer to her feet and slams into the corner where she begins choking her with her foot as the ref counts to 5 she then climbs onto the top turnbuckle and begins choking her again and again the ref begins counting. At three Kibby breaks the hold but then follows up with a top rope bulldog. Kibby struts around the ring posing while Jennifer struggles to catch her breath and battles to her feet. Kibby turns around and notices Jen is back up but still on shakey legs she goes after her and hits the Facial Treatment going for the pin

1…2…3!!!

John Roe: Here is your winner Kibby D!

Kibby stands to her feet and smiles, she flips her hair and pouts. She slides out of the ring and takes Daisy D as Drummer slides into the ring to check on his lady. Kibby poses for photos at ringside, smiling at a victory.


[“Shake Ya Tailfeathers” plays as Blonde Ambition who are all dressed in pink ‘Blonde Ambition’ T-shirts, come bouncing out of the entrance way. Carley and Courtney are bouncing about and waving excitedly to the crowd while Mistress carries their brand new Diva of the Month award. All four of them start dancing to the music as they head down the ramp, trying to get the audience to dance along with them.]

Leah: NO! Why the hell are THEY coming out here, the campaign’s over! Why do they insist on torturing me with their presence? WHY?!

JLT: Hush, Leah. I’m actually curious to see what that huge thing in the ring is.

Leah: I hope it’s a bomb.

JLT: LEAH!

[The four girls slide into the ring which has a large object covered by a white sheet in the center. Mistress smiles and holds the statue over her head, which garners some loud cheers from the audience. The girls continue to do their trademarked dance, bouncing and grooving to the music, before Carley takes a mic from one of the ringside attendants.]

Carley: (pouting) Well…me and my sissy didn’t become tag team champies and and Tiger Lily didn’t become the Unleashed champy,

Leah: Yeah, that’s right so get out of the ring fools.

JLT: Hey now, they have every right to be out here. It’s a free country, you know.

Leah: Ugh, why can’t we be broadcasting in CUBA or something, people there get shot for stuff like this.

Courtney: Yeah which is a major bummer because we sooo wanted to be champys again.

Lily: We all tried are best and everything but it just wasn’t in the cards for us...

Mistress: Yeah but we did suceed at something...

[All four girls then begin grinning.]

Carley: BUT WE SO TOTALLY WON DIVAS OF THE MONTH!!! Cause Pink is so much cooler than ouchie roses! TEE HEE!

Courtney: Yeah! We totally kicked their butts in the voting! Think Pink for another month!

Lily: And if there was a “Totally Awesome People” award then all you guys would SO win it! You rock!

Carley: Yeah so we want to start off The Month of Pink by giving a big thank you present to ALL our fans…ooh ooh and to our Blonde Ambition fan club lead by our own Mistress! YAY!!

Mistress: That's me! I'm sure the fan club is sooo excited right now to see the surprise.

Courtney: Yeah it's a super duper suprise! More Surpriseier than any Surprise before!

Lily: I hope you brought your appetites because we have a very special “treat” for you guys.

[Carley and Courtney then go over to the covered object and pull the sheet off revealing a humongous pink cake on a table which as a table cloth over it.]

Monroes: TA-DA!!

JLT: It was a cake that was under that sheet!

Leah: Look at the size of that thing, it’s gotta be like 6,000 calories.

JLT: You’re suddenly concerned with weight, Miss cheese fries during every commercial break?

Leah: Hey no one is supposed to know that!

[The girls then reach under the table and bring out four T-Shirt guns and climb the corners of the ring.]

Carley: Ooh wait! Wait! Before the funzie begins we’ve got some fantabulous news!

Leah: Ugh, I’m dreading this...

JLT: Shhh!

Carley: We thought that since we won the Divas of the Month we’d get a new pink loving member for Blonde Ambition!

Mistress: Yeah! Totally non-groady new member who loves pink like we do!

Courtney: Someone who is bound to become our BFF yeah!

Lily: It’s someone you all know very well!

Carley: So like without further delay welcome our newbie member and LLLLLLLEEEEETTTTSSS GET READY FOR FUNNNNNNZZZZZIIIEEEEE!!!!

[The girls fire their shirt cannons sending confetti and streamers into the crowd as pink pyro explodes overhead. Pink balloons and even more confetti and streamers fall from the ceiling rafters just as “About Us’ begins to blast through the arena’s speaker system. The top of the cake pops open and MEGGIE dressed in a Blonde Ambition t-shirt pops out with her arms raised and a big grin on her face.]

Leah: It’s Meggie and her horrendous tan!

JLT: So, it appears Meggie is the newest Blonde Ambition member?

[Mistress and Lily help Meggie down while Courtney and Carley bounce around excitedly. As soon as Meggie is in the ring the Monroe’s rush at her giving her a hug as if she was a long lost friend.]

Carley: The newest pinkest Blonde Ambition member… Meggie!!!

Meggie: This is so fantabulous, I love these girls, and we're going to have the most funzie we can, Blonde Ambition, is great

[The girls then line up and once again they all begin doing an over blown victory dance as ‘Shake Ya Tail Feathers’ pulsates through out the arena.]

Leah: (with her head on the desk) Wake me when it’s over!


Standard Match
Katima vs. Meggie

[Blonde Ambition continue to celebrate in the ring, with the streamers falling when suddenly “Jealous Girls” by Khia interrupts the celebrations, Katima walks out from the back, she has her Rockford State Championship around her waist. She takes it off on the stage and runs down to the ring, she slides under the bottom rope and immediately charges towards Meggie, taking her down with a Lou Thesz press and nailing her with a barrage of fists.]

JLT: Here we go! Katima’s not wasting any time!

Leah: Yeah, John Roe looks so hurt! He didn’t even get to introduce her!

[Blonde Ambition leave the ring and stand at ringside as Katima brings Meggie to her feet, she whips her into the corner and tries to follow up with a running clothesline but Meggie lifts her feet into the air and boots Katima in the face, knocking her down into the canvas. Meggie then sits on the top rope, she then leaps forward, spinning in the air and planting a leg drop across Katima’s neck. Blonde Ambition cheer from ringside as Meggie covers.]

JLT: Blonde Ambition’s newest member sure has the group’s support, they all look riveted by this match!

Leah: I wish they would go away, hopefully this pin finishes the match!

[1]

[2]

[Katima gets her shoulder up.]

JLT: The champion gets her shoulder up.

Leah: Damn.

[Meggie brings Katima to her feet, she steps backwards and nails Katima with a karate kick to her head, sending Katima stumbling backwards. Meggie then does a handstand forwards and wraps her feet around Katima’s neck, Meggie then spins over and begins to execute a whirly-bird headscissors, driving Katima into the mat and rolling to the outside of the ring.]

JLT: Nice move from Meggie, she sent Katima flying!

Leah: I bet Meggie has done that move in the bedroom.

[Katima stands on the outside of the ring, she places her hands on her hips as her eyes narrow. In the ring Meggie turns to the fans and waves as Blonde Ambition cheers her on, Katima slides into the ring and runs at Meggie, knocking her down into the canvas with a shot to the back. Katima begins to stomp on Meggie and drives her boot into her blonde head.]

Leah: All these blondes annoy me, they’re so interchangeable! We need some redheads or some purple-haired people! At least they have a unique look!

JLT: It’s not about the hair colour though, it’s about their wrestling ability, plus if Meggie wasn’t blonde, she wouldn’t be able to join BA!

[Katima brings Meggie to her feet, she pulls her into a front face lock and tries for a DDT but Meggie counters, rolling out and driving her foot into Katima’s stomach. Katima doubles over as Meggie pulls Katima into a DDT. Meggie backs towards the ropes, she leaps into the air and springs her feet off the second rope and spins around into the ring, executing a tornado DDT and driving Katima into the canvas.]

JLT: Good use of the ropes there, Meggie should cover!

Leah: That tan and dye has gone to her head and fried her brain!

[Meggie then stands and rolls Katima over onto her back, Meggie then positions herself and leaps backwards with a standing moonsault to Katima. She connects and hooks Katima’s leg as the referee slides into the position to count and Carley and Courtney count along loudly at ringside.]

[1]

[2]

[Katima gets her shoulder up.]

JLT: Meggie’s taking the fight to Katima in this match, if she beats her she could be in line for a title shot!

Leah: Nah, she wants to fight Aphrodite, Aphy nearly drowned her! Meggie’s probably just pissed about that and taking it out now!

[Meggie brings Katima to her feet and plants her into the canvas with a scoop slam, Meggie then signals to the fans and heads to the top rope. She shakes her ass for the crowd but Katima suddenly nips up to her feet, she runs towards Meggie and grabs her and yanks her off the top rope as Meggie flies through the air and lands on her butt.]

JLT: Katima came from nowhere with that burst of energy!

Leah: I think her hair has supernatural powers, it’s so twirly and fabulous!

[Meggie quickly gets her feet, holding her lower back as Katima runs towards her, nailing her with a clothesline to the face and knocking her down into the canvas. Meggie finds her feet again as Katima nails another clothesline. This time Meggie runs towards Katima but Katima catches her, grabbing her by the throat, Katima hoists Meggie into the air and slams her down into the canvas with a chokeslam.]

JLT: A chokeslam from Katima, that shows her power, I wouldn’t have expected her to pull out that move!

Leah: She’s full of surprises!

[Blonde Ambition boo from ringside as Katima shoots them a look, Katima then approaches them and leans back on the ropes, she leaps over and flies through the air, connecting to the four members with a plancha and knocking all of them down into the mat. Carley and Courtney clunk heads as Lily lies sprawled over Mistress, Katima finds her feet and smiles, laughing at her damage.]

JLT: Katima took out Blonde Ambition! Why did she do that?! They weren’t doing anything!

Leah: Erm, hello?! They were being annoying as hell! Go Katima!

[Katima then walks towards the ring and slides into it, Meggie still lies on the canvas, holding her head. Katima cockily walks up to Meggie from behind, she grabs her by her hair and yanks her to her feet but Meggie swings around and nails her with a stiff fist to the face, Katima is caught off guard and stumbles backwards.]

JLT: I think Meggie was playing possum there!

[Meggie then runs to the ropes, she springboards off the second rope and catches Katima in a hurricanrana, planting her in the canvas as Meggie rolls to her feet. Meggie then positions Katima in the centre of the ring and signals to the crowd, Blonde Ambition help each other to their feet on the outside. Meggie climbs to the top rope, she shakes her ass for the fans and leaps towards Katima with a sky twister press “Angel’s Dust” finisher, connecting with the high-risk move.]

JLT: Angel’s Dust from Meggie, wow! I think we need that in slow motion to see what she does, it’s just a blur it’s so fast!

Leah: That was kinda cool…

JLT: Meggie has the pin!

[Meggie then holds her position on Katima’s body and covers her, as the referee and the fans count along.]

[1]

[2]

[3]

JLT: Meggie wins!

John Roe: Here is your winner…MEGGIE!!!

[Meggie smiles and rolls off Katima, she stands and raises her arms in the air. Blonde Ambition slides into the ring and begin to celebrate with Meggie, they raise her arm into the air as the Monroes begin to dance with her. They continue their celebration from before Katima interrupted the match as Carley giggles and Lily smiles, applauding.]

JLT: Meggie picks up the victory tonight! I’m sure she’ll fit into Blonde Ambition very well!

Leah: Can you shut up about Blonde Ambition? How I despise them!


["Money, Power, Respect" blasts over the PA system and out walks Kristin Wallace Hudson. She waves to the fans as she walks down the ramp. She enters the ring and grabs a microphone.]

Kristin: Hello Boise!! Your favorite media whore is back!! But I'm not here to manage a wrestler or even wrestle. I'm here to address the condition of my dear friend Katrina after she took Lilth's Hellish Nightmares through the announce table at Nuclear Pussy 4.

[Kristin takes a deep breath and looks out to the crowd.]

Kristin: Kat will need surgery on her neck as the move broke her neck. So Lilth, are you happy?! You nearly killed my best friend and just about ended her career!! I don't know how, but you will pay for this!! Karma has a funny way of happening.

[Kristin drops the mic and exits the ring.]


Standard Match
Aphrodite vs. Yuku Shiro

JLT: We have Aphrodite and Yuku Shiro facing off in our main event which should be pretty fun, don’t you think? Champion versus champion!

Leah: Aphrodite is a pain in the ass and Yuku’s ego is too big for this arena, so yes, it’s going to be fabulous watching them beat each other up!

JLT: You say that all the time, what happens when they hear you and they come to beat you up?

Leah: Please, I have my sistas.

JLT: And who are they?

Leah: Errrmmm, Cherrie? Crystal? Jenny? Star? Beyonce? Serena? Jamelia? Erykah? Halle? Loads of peeps!

JLT: You’re going to get us fined one day.

Leah: What?

[As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.]

John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Paris, France; she weights in at 125lbs, accompanied to the ring by Ruby, she is the Stripped Champion...APHRODITE!!!

["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.]

John Roe: Her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 150lbs, she is the Queen of Queens and the reigning Unleashed Champion...YUKU SHIRO!!!

[Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.]

[Aphrodite and Yuku stand opposite each other in the ring, they approach each other and tie-up as Yuku grabs Aphrodite and flips her down into the canvas, Yuku straddles Aphrodite and pulls her neck into a submission-style move. Aphrodite uses her arms and drives her nails into the back of Yuku. Yuku releases the hold and stands, holding the scratch marks.]

Leah: Catty!

[Aphrodite then boots Yuku in the mid-section and climbs to her feet, Aphrodite bounces to the ropes and heads back but Yuku clotheslines her down into the canvas. Yuku then bounces against the ropes herself and plants an elbow drop across the chest of Aphrodite.]

JLT: Here’s a cover!

[Yuku then covers quickly.]

[1]

[2]

[Aphrodite gets her shoulder up.]

Leah: I can’t believe Aphrodite is French, they should be shot!

JLT: Leah, stop with this racism!

Leah: I’ll stop once you stop looking like a lesbian!

[The Unleashed Champion brings Aphrodite to her feet and knees her in the stomach, Yuku then whips Aphrodite towards the corner and follows up with a running knee to the chest. Aphrodite drops to the canvas, she holds her chest as Yuku turns to the crowd and raises her arms in the air, nodding her head. The crowd cheers her.]

JLT: The crowd loves Yuku!

Leah: Yeah, she’s the champion!

[At ringside, Ruby quickly sneaks the Stripped Championship belt to Aphrodite and hops onto the apron to protest Yuku’s showboating, Aphrodite conceals it in her hands as Yuku Shiro approaches her from behind. Aphrodite is spinned around by the champion and nails her in the face with the belt, without the referee seeing. Yuku falls to the canvas, Aphrodite then flips her hair and tosses the belt aside, dropping to cover Yuku. Ruby points at the cover as he slides position to count.]

JLT: Aphrodite just cheated!

Leah: Cheated schmeated!

[1]

[2]

[3]

John Roe: Here is your winner…APHRODITE!!!

Leah: Haha!

JLT: What a joke!

Leah: I know, it’s hilarious!

[Aphrodite smugly smiles and climbs off Yuku’s body, she raises to her feet and lifts her arms into the air, celebrating. She blows a kiss to the audience as Ruby climbs into the ring, Aphrodite then stands with her hands on her hips, pouting as the audience boos and the sounds of Brandy fill the arena.]

[Suddenly from behind comes KibbyD and knocks Aphrodite to the canvas, Ruby falls forward as well as KibbyD immediately begins to kick Aphrodite on the back of the head. Ruby rolls to her feet as Kibby walks towards the Stripped championship belt lying on the canvas, she picks up and turns but Ruby approaches her, Kibby elbows her in the face and knocks her to the ropes.]

JLT: Where the hell did Kibby come from?

Leah: Idiotland!

JLT: Kibby’s just trying to get attention, look at her!

[Kibby then uses the belt to clothesline Ruby over the top rope, Aphrodite finds her feet holding her head as Kibby runs towards her. Kibby nails Aphrodite in the face with the title belt, knocking her down and out as she crashes into the canvas. Kibby then smiles as she stands over Aphrodite’s body, she winks and blows a kiss to the fan, admiring how the title looks on her shoulder.]


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Epilogue

Thanks to Karlee, Kibby, Korith, Margaret, Meggie, Paul, Robert, Travis and Vanessa for contributing to the show! Sorry for the lateness, my week was ridiculously busy and I didn't get a chance until today (Thursday) to actually sit down and write. Roleplaying wasn't bad but you guys decided do that thing where most matches are decided by default, lol. Anyways, I hoped you all enjoyed the show! Thank you for reading!

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