The Pink Special
Friday January 12th 2006
Wachovia Center, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[We cut into the Pink decorated arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The stage has been covered with life-size posters of Pink, featuring all of her album covers. The ropes of the ring have been changed to be bright pink, with the turnbuckle pads each having Pink's face on them. The apron has the album cover of Pink's latest album, "I'm Not Dead", engraved on it. The camera pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with many of the loyal DU followers wearing red Xmas hats. “Happy New Year!”, “P!nk Rox!” and “Marry Me, Janine!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. On the announcer's table sits framed pictures of Pink, chronicling her looks from her debut to present. JLT and Leah sit in matching Pink t-shirts.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to a very special Pink edition of Exile! That’s right! At the request of Diva of the Month Carley Monroe we’re celebrating everything fabulous about the recording artist Pink! I’m JLT, and ready to get the party started with me tonight is Leah! Leah, are you excited for the show? Leah: No! I was the last to know this would be about Pink! JLT: Well it is. I doubt nobody knows it’s about Pink now, her face is everywhere. Her music is blasting backstage and we saw her video there for U + Ur Hand, it replaced the opening Exile video! Leah: I don’t even like her that much anyway, why couldn’t the show be about Erykah Badu? JLT: Ugh, here we go… Leah: I was Erykah’s bodyguard on her tour you know, that bitch uses a lot of hairspray! Hey Erykah, if you’re watching, I’m not dead! I’m alive and well, send me my paychecks you cheap ho! JLT: Well anyway, we can’t have you namedrop the whole show so let’s get on with it. We’ve got a fantastic show lined up for you viewers, complimented by a selection of awesome matches to kickstart 2007 with a bang! Our main event sees the Stripped and Unleashed Champions, Aphrodite and Lilith, join forces in a mis-matched pairing to take on Crystal Hilton and Yuku Shiro in tag team action. I’m looking forward to that match, Lilith and Yuku had a show-down on our last show and it looked fierce! Leah: I’m sure there’s going to be lots of trouble caused by Lilith tonight! Speaking of which, we’ve got Katima and Felicity facing off in more tag activity! Katima made an impact when she attacked Felicity and she’s made it clear she wants the Rockford State Championship, did you see what she did to Felicity on the last show? That was classic. Felicity’s teamed up with Meggie though, so maybe it won’t be such easy sailing for Katima this week! JLT: Most girls would love to team with Katima but Jennifer Collins is getting the chance tonight, that should be an interesting team! In further tag activity, we have 17-year-old Janine Johnson teaming up with Askai Champion Maya Okosaki to take on 18-year-old Shayla Walker and Noriko Lee! This should an interesting match, Shayla is threatened by Janine’s new presence in DU and she has been on a really bad losing streak recently! Leah: That’s right, plus the two Asians want to go at it, Noriko probably has a big fat lesbian crush on Maya or something! We have the woman who puts ho in Hollywood, KibbyD taking on new diva Christy Chaos in what should be an interesting match. You know Christy calls herself “Charismatic”, maybe she could threaten KibbyD’s movie offers if she impresses in this match. If you seen any of her movies, you know Kibby is wooden as hell! JLT: Her movies were just a feel good time for me. We have a family portrait emerging as well as it seems Jenny Astor is friends with Crystal Hilton and knows Crystal’s sister Cherrie! Jenny takes on Mal-Mal and Misfit Tamera in a debutants match and I always love to see these women in action! Leah: Well you know they say God is a DJ and I hope he drops some electrical equipment on that debutants match because I can’t stand these new people! JLT: It’s hard being in a new place, they have to impress everyone! DU can be a cutthroat place, I wouldn’t like to cut my teeth here, there’s the added pressure of going first in the card too! Leah: Pfft, whatever. It’s easy, I’m always on air first. It’s my sexiness that causes people to keep watching, you know. JLT: Come on, you know it’s hard… Leah: If they think that’s hard, she should try this job! JLT: You’re so stubborn, anyway, it’s the first show of 2007! It’s a brand new year which means brand new surprises, I have a feeling 2007 is going to be one hell of a rollercoaster! Let’s start with tonight first, one show at a time, we’re saluting Pink and it’s great! YAY! Leah: Your peachiness sickens me. Debutants Match Match Jenny Astor vs Misfit Tamera JLT: We have two debutants starting this match out, Jenny Astor, a friend of the Hilton clan and Misfit Tamera, who appears to already caused controversy by abusing Paris Hilton? Leah: Always a good way to get fans on your side. Have you seen Tamera though? Her dress sense is appaling, sack the stylist! JLT: We’re not here to discuss fashion though, these two women have to impress us with their wrestling ability, that’s what it’s all about! Leah: Oh yeah, then why did Tamera get all name-droppy? She’s trying to impress people with her contacts but it doesn’t work on me! I know Erykah Badu, top that! I’m a Jenny fan, through and through! JLT: You only like Jenny because she’s black. Leah: And? ["Work It" by Missy Elliot hits the speakers, as a flurry of white and yellow pyro's explode under the Jumbotron. Jenny Astor steps out onto the staging area, looking over the jam packed arena as the ring announcer calls her name over the microphone.] John Roe: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Pontiac, Michigan, at a weight of 134lbs...JENNY ASTOR!!! [The crowd gives a warm ovation for the popular ebony beauty. She slowly starts down the entrance ramp, pausing to high five a few lucky fans in the front row, before sliding under the bottom rope and making her entrance into the ring for the start of her match.] [The familiar music of "She's A Rebel" by Green Day plays on the sound system, and suddently Tamera emerges from the curtain, and pushes them from her way as she stands at the top of the entrance ramp with her hands on her hips as she looks around the sold out arena. She begins to quickly walk down the entrance ramp, feeling the energy and points at her Halter Tee which is preferably a cheap plug. She stops midway at the entrance ramp, before jumping up and down getting ready to prove herself as she quickly runs down into the ring, sliding there carelessly. Flipping her hair up, she looks around the arena before climbing the turnbuckles and screaming, "Don't Fuck with Misfit!" before jumping off the turnbuckle.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Nevada City, Nevada; at a weight of 110lbs...MISFIT TAMERA!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Jenny and Misfit start to circle each other, Jenny looks surprised by Tamera’s outfit and presence and backs away from her slightly. The two divas tie-up as Tamera nails Jenny with an elbow and begins to nail her in the chest with backhand chops. Jenny holds her chest and is backed to the ropes as Tamera whips her across the ring. Jenny bounces back as Tamera tries to nail a spinning heel kick, Jenny ducks and kicks Tamera in the mid-section.] [Tamera doubles over as Jenny nails a DDT to plant Tamera in the canvas. Jenny then begins to stomp on Tamera as Tamera climbs to her feet, holding her head. Jenny pulls Tamera into a front face lock but Tamera charges Jenny into the corner, Tamera drives her shoulder into Jenny’s guts and then backs away as Jenny stumbles forward, winded. Tamera grabs Jenny into a belly-to-belly suplex position and spins around, Tamera glances over at the turnbuckle.] JLT: This looks dangerous! Leah: God, everything is dangerous to you. [Jenny counters by elbowing Tamera in the head, Jenny then grabs Tamera’s head and pulls her into a running bulldog, running across the ring and planting Tamera in the mat. Jenny then stands and rolls Tamera over, she straddles her back and tries to pull her into a chicken wing submission but Tamera fights away, moving her arms around. Jenny then stands and dropkicks Tamera in the back of the head.] [Tamera holds her head and rolls out of the ring to the outside, Jenny then walks to the ropes as Tamera holds the back of her head, Jenny then leans back on the ropes and launches herself over them, trying to nail Tamera with a plancha but Tamera runs out of the way and Jenny smacks into the padded floor.] JLT: Ouch! There’s hardly any protection on those floors, Jenny could have broken a rib or two! Leah: Aww, Tamera looks like a male version of Amy Winehouse with that hair! [Tamera rolls back into the ring and waits for Jenny as the referee begins a 10 count. All of a sudden, “Get This Party Started” by Pink blasts from the PA system as strobe lights resembling a disco cover the arena. Tamera looks around confused, as Jenny slowly climbs back into the ring. Tamera looks at the entrance way, expecting someone to come out but Jenny comes from behind. Jenny spins Tamera around and picks her up into a Samoan driver “Jenny Hammer” finisher, she plants Tamera in the canvas and holds her position for a cover. The referee counts.] JLT: That was Jenny’s finisher! It could be over! Leah: Nobody can hear you over the music! [1] [2] [Tamera gets her foot on the rope.] JLT: That was close! Leah: I’mmmm coming up so you better get this party started! [Jenny looks annoyed and stands up, she looks around and shakes her head at the Pink song which continues. Jenny then brings Tamera to her feet and whips her into the corner, Jenny follows up with a clothesline. Jenny then props Tamera on the top rope, Jenny tries to climb up to join Tamera but Tamera nails her in the face with a kick. Tamera then rises to her feet on the top rope and leaps towards Jenny with a high cross body, connecting and sending both women into the mat. Tamera keeps her position for a pin.] [1] [2] [Jenny gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Neither women want to lose this match. Leah: Well, duh! [Tamera pulls Jenny to her feet and nails her with a kick to the face, Tamera then nails a spinning wheel kick to Jenny’s gut causing her to kneel over. Tamera then bounces to the ropes and tries to nail her finisher but Jenny counters and spears Tamera into the canvas. The strobe lights continue as Jenny nails Tamera in the face with a barrage of left and rights, Tamera rolls out of the ring as Jenny stands.] [Jenny looks over the ropes to try and see Tamera but the lights and music confuse her, she slides out of the ring and Tamera is no where to be found. Jenny then stands with her hands on her hips and looks around with a frown, meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Tamera crawls out from under the apron. Tamera rolls into the ring and approaches Jenny from behind, she spins Jenny around and grabs her by the head. She then begins to run, attempting a running RKO but Jenny manages to counter, she shoves Tamera into the ropes. Tamera hits the ropes front-first and stumbles backwards as Jenny pulls her into a release German suplex.] JLT: That was a nice counter from Jenny, she had to think on her feet! Tamera came out of nowhere! [Tamera crashes into the mat as Jenny quickly runs over to cover her. The referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Tamera gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I think she’s nesting birds in that hair, they probably bite her scalp when she needs to kick out! The cheater! [Jenny looks frustrated and shakes her head, smiling out of disbelief. She brings Tamera to her feet by her hair and hoists her onto her shoulders in a samoan driver position. Tamera manages to counter and lands behind Jenny, Tamera then grabs Jenny’s head and leaps forward, planting Jenny in the canvas with a diamond cutter. Tamera then covers, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Jenny gets her shoulder up.] Leah: That’s right, that’s my girl! JLT: The crowd seem to prefer Jenny over Tamera, I think the crowd’s support is helping Jenny in this match! Leah: They don’t like Tamera because she’s dressed like an idiot! [This time it’s Tamera who looks shocked, she shakes her head and sits up. Tamera then covers her eyes at the blaring disco lights caught her in the eyes. She brings Jenny to her feet and tries to pull her into a suplex but Jenny nails her in the face with an uppercut. Jenny then whips Tamera to the ropes and bends over, hoping for a back body drop.] [Tamera bounces back from the ropes and halts in front of Jenny. She quickly pulls her into a powerbomb position and signals for her finisher, she then pushes forward, executing a “Misfitted” flipping piledriver, planting Jenny in the canvas. Tamera then rolls Jenny over and covers her, as the referee counts.] JLT: What a move from Tamera! Here’s the cover! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…MISFIT TAMERA!!! JLT: Tamera won! Leah: Boooo! [The disco lights and “Get This Party Started” stop playing and Tamera’s entrance music begins to play. Tamera smiles and climbs to her feet, she raises her arms in the air and smiles. She walks towards the turnbuckle and climbs onto it, celebrating her victory. Jenny lies on the canvas, holding her head as Tamera leaps down and rolls out of the win, her first win under her belt.] JLT: Tamera picks up the victory tonight, she seems like she’s an interesting character and those women really took it each other in this match! I’m sure there’s a lot of people who are taking note of these two right now! Leah: Jenny is already one of my favourite divas! (Tiger Lily is in out in front of the Wachovia Center just as the new fabulous episode of Exile is about to start. She is dressed to kill, wearing a fashionable black miniskirt and top along with her wonderful pink jacket that reads “Blonde Ambition” on the back in pretty sequin lettering. Walking through the crowd that remains outside, Tiger Lily is carrying a megaphone and large sign which says "BLONDE AMBITION RULES 2007". Putting the megaphone to her lips, Lily addresses the crowd.) Tiger Lily: Hello? Ladies and gentlemen can I have your attention please? (The crowd is silent as they turn to look and see what Tiger Lily is spouting off about. Tiger Lily steps up on a self-made pedestal and grins as she looks upon the collective crowd) Tiger Lily: …will the real slim shady please stand up? (The people in the crowd turn and look at one another before shrugging their collective shoulders as Tiger Lily giggles to herself.) Tiger Lily: Sorry, I’ve always wanted to do that. …Anyhow, the real reason I’m up here is because Blonde Ambition needs your help. (The crowd continues to look perplexed.) Tiger Lily: You see ladies and gentlemen, we need your help because we want all you guys to go out there and vote for Blonde Ambition to be the next Divas of the Month! (Lily pauses as the crowd members begin to mutter towards one another.) Tiger Lily: I know what you’re thinking! “Four girls can’t be voted Diva of the Month, there can only be one, it’s just not possible!” Ah contraire, my young friends, but it can be done! I’m sure with your help and the valiant efforts of Blonde Ambition, our goals can be accomplished! All we need is you! Random Man: Why should we vote for you guys anyway? Tiger Lily: Ah, I’m glad you asked good sir. Tell me, who’s provided you with the most entertainment these last few months? Huh? Huh? Was it Lilith with her scary makeover? Of course not! Was it Tequila with her oversized boobies? No way! It was Blonde Ambition, the most fashionable stable of the twenty-first century! (The crowd doesn’t seem to care either way but they continue to listen to Tiger Lily since there is nothing else to do and the gates to the arena have not yet been opened.) Tiger Lily: So ladies and gents as you take your seats for tonight’s episode I encourage you all to “think pink” and vote for Blonde Ambition as Divas of the Month! Pink is going to be this year’s blue and if you don’t “think pink” then you’re just an unfashionable shade of gray and that is NOT a good thing! (The bell sounds and the gates open, allowing guests to enter the arena.) Tiger Lily: Oh! Before you go, I have buttons everybody take one! (Tiger Lily hops down from her pedestal and begins to pass out pretty pink buttons to all the guests as they pass by.) Standard Match Christy Chaos vs. KibbyD JLT: "Well the next match should be a good one, right Leah?" Leah: "Are you kidding me, after Triple C or whatever her name is lost to Meggie last week, she is going down hill, she's now facing KibbyD That spoiled brat." JLT: "Leah do you like anyone?" Leah: "I like some people" JLT: "Yeah that's pretty much no one." (The Lights slowly dim down as the arena goes silent. Then "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace kicks on and the crowd jumps up. Pink and Baby Blue Lights start flashing over the Entrance Stage and freeze at the curtains, just then Christy Steps threw getting which draws a cheer from the crowd. She smirks and stops center stage, with one hand on her hip and one hand holding up a fist in the air she poses, right on cue Baby Blue and Hot Pink Flames shoot off behind her. She continues down the ramp slapping fans hands. She slides into the ring and hopes on the turnbukle posing for the crowd, before hoping down and pacing around the ring as her music dies down.) John Roe: "Please welcome to the ring, weighing in at 135lbs, from Kansas City, Missouri, "Charismatic" Christy Chaos" JLT: "Well, her flames definitely match tonights Exile theme, it's all pink." Leah: "What a way to make my day even worse." (KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and stares at her opponent.) John Roe: "And, weighing in at 120lbs, from Houston, Texas, KibbyD" JLT: "Alright this match is soon to begin" Leah: "Look at KibbyD she looks like she just came from a Rodeo, how does she expect to fight in that?" (The bell rings as both women circle around the ring. KibbyD runs at Christy and Christy goes for a Short arm clothesline, KibbyD ducks under it as she boucnes off the ropes and hits a running Facebuster (Sugar Rush). Kibby smiles feeling satisfied with her first move as she taunts the fans and shakes her ass in her Daisy Dukes. The males in the crowd cheer as the females just give an awful, sneer at her. As Kibby wasn't paying attention Christy climbed up and rammed her into the corner. She climbs up on the turnbuckle and sits grabbing Kibbys in a headlock type of move and then kicks off of the second turnbuckle nailing KibbyD with a tornado DDT.) JLT: "There's Christy showing off her high flying luchador abilities." Leah: "Yeah too bad she couldn't manage to do those good enough last week." JLT: "Hey you win some you lose some" Leah: "And she's losing alot." (Christy hops up not taking her eye off of Kibby as she looks at her slowly climbing up, Christy runs over and dropkicks her in the face as Kibby flies back. The females in the crowd now erupt as Christy is putting on one hell of a matchup. Christy runs over to the ropes and hops up onto the top turnbuckle. She jumps off nailing a 450 splash) JLT: "Ouch, that one had to hurt" (Kibby rolls over in pain as Christy goes for a quick pin) 1, 2, kickout. (Christy pulls Kibby up by the hair but is nailed in the stomach with an uppercut type of punch. Kibby then gaining some momentum runs into the ropes and hits the Tilt-a-whirl headscissors (Rodeo) as Christy falls down to the mat, the fans now looking at KibbyD a little more impressive erupt in cheers.) JLT: "Wow, I don't think i've ever seen Kibby pull off a move so good. She must've been working in the gym this week." Leah: "Are you kidding me? She may have hit it, but she still hasn't won, if she wins then I'll be impressed." (Kibby now not taking her eyes off of Christy runs and hops on her back and begins to slap her in the ass and ride her like a horse as she has one arm above her head spinning and another by the hair as Christy is crawling around trying her best to get her off.) JLT: "Look at this, this cowgirl is going crazy!" (Kibby climbs off, as the crowd soaks up her energy and she kicks Christy right in the ass and makes her fly forward landing on her face.) JLT: "Kibby is owning Christy right now." Leah: "Wow, that look like it hurt so much" JLT: "Leah stop being so sarcastic, lighten up a bit" (Kibby goes to mount onto Christy put is kicked off as Christy begins to make her way back up, Kibby tries to go after her again but is met by another kick to the stomach, Christy has now made her way up as she kicks off of the bottom rope and hits a springboard Hurracanrana. Christy and Kibby both lay out on the mat as the ref checks on both as both begin to make their way up and then it becomes and all out Brawl as Kibby hits a Lou Thesz Press and pounds into Christy face and then Christy reverses it starting a catfight battle. the two roll over and over again as wardrobes are starting to malfunction. Christy takes advantage as she headbutts Kibby and climbs up from the mounted position fixing her clothes so that they wouldn't fall off. Kibby starts to climb up but pays no attention to her plaid top which is about to fall from her chest. Christy seeing the opportunity rips the shirt off as Kibby looks shocked and covers herself.) JLT: "What is with the stripping now days?" Leah: "They want to show the only thing KibbyD has." JLT: "Why do you always find this stuff so funny?" (Kibby then realizes that she doesn't mind as she lets her hands down and Christy not feeling satisfied nails Kibby in the face. Kibby stumbles back into the turnbuckle as Christy hits a Cross body into the corner. Christy grabs Kibby's arm and throws her into the opposite turnbuckle as the pink ropes and mat shake from the collision, Christy runs and hits another crossbody in the corner, Kibby falls down onto her ass. Christy, after being humiliated from the horse ride decides she wants her payback as she runs and hits the bronco buster.) Leah: "This is not a rodeo. It's a wrestling match." (Christy then pulls on Kibby's hair after climbing off and stands her up in the corner. She then hits a monkey flip as Kibby falls straight onto her back.) JLT: "It looks like Christy is gaining alot of momentum, this match looks like it may be over soon." (Christy climbs up to the top rope and hits the Shooting Star Press (Star Struck) as the fans go wild. She pins Kibby) 1, 2, 2.8 kickout JLT: "KibbyD somehow kicked out, I don't know how she did that." (Christy rises up not believing that Kibby kicked out as Kibby lays flat on the mat. Christy rises up again and grabs Kibby by the hair and throws her into the turnbuckle again. Christy climbs up and starts to hit the ten punches but is met with an axe handle in the stomach Christy comes down and Stumbles but Kibby was already in the process as she wraps her legs around and then hangs over the ropes hitting the Figure Four Necklock from the ropes (Kibbylicious). The ref gets to a four count as Kibby lets go as Christy falls to her legs.) (Kibby feeling accomplished grabs a man from the crowd and kisses him, he stumbles backwards as she gives a nice smile and then she walks over grabbing DaisyD carrying her back into the ring, Christy is laid in the corner as Kibby rubs daisy's doggy butt in Christy's face. Kibby laughs as Christy rolls out of the ring spitting and rubbing off whatever the dog had on it and Kibby hands the dog back to the timekeeper getting back out of the ring then she grabs Christy outside the pink ring and throws her into the security barrier, the fans back away as Christy hangs on to the barrier) JLT: "Kibby just rubbed that dog's ass in her face. That's just nasty." Leah: "Well, I found it rather enjoyable, since that's Kibby's own facial treatment, she figured she could give her services to everyone." JLT: "That is just disgusting." (Kibby runs and nails a punch to Christy's gut , Christy gags as she still holds on to the security barrier, Kibby comes at her again but is met by a pair of legs wrapping Kibby around her head. Christy then hits a headscissor's from the security barrier as the referee is almost to a ten count Christy throws Kibby back into the ring and then follows close behind, Kibby is laid out as Christy climbs up onto the top rope and taunts the fans hitting a moonsault.) (Kibby lays hurting from the moonsault that Christy has just hit. Christy jumps around in accomplishment as she taunts to the fans, sadly for her, it didn't hurt enough to keep Kibby down for long as she is climbing back up and Christy pays no attention.) JLT: "Christy better watch out, you never let your eyes off your opponent for too long." Leah: "This is what I was talking about, She just keeps getting lower on the totem pole." (Kibby smiles in sweet relief as she sees that Christy is paying no attention to her, Kibby looks around as Christy still doesn't pay her any mind, Kibby walks to her and grabbing her hair as Christy goes in shock as Kibby pulls her down and then hits pounces on Christy's face with her feet (The Facial) as she smiles with a huge grin on her face as she then sets on christy and crosses her legs as if sitting on a chair.) 1, 2, 3 JLT: "Can you believe this, Kibby came back from that moonsault to win, Christy should've pinned her when she had the chance." Leah: "It's alright, Christy doesn't have too much ahead of her now days, she just isn't hitting anything here in DU." (Kibby now standing as Christy lay there in pain wanted her revenge as she grabbed Christy's top and ripped it off, and then did the same with her bottoms, Christy didn't feel a thing as KibbyD threw her outfit into the crowd and she went and grabbed Daisy giving her a kiss and then she carried the dog off as the fans cheered her on for her victory and the show she had given them.) John Roe: "Here is your winner, KibbyD!" (Kibby walks up the ramp when suddenly her entrance music is interrupted by “Stupid Girls” by Pink. Kibby looks offended and stops and turns around, looking at the fans. Kibby then begins to dance to the song, winking at the audience and blowing kisses at them. She twirls and walks up the ramp, flipping her hair and moving to the song.) JLT: “Kibby won, she starts her year with a bang! I think 2007 will be a good year for her!” Leah: “I’m still waiting for her night-vision sex tape to come out and ruin her career!” [As the crowds pour into the arena, outside the doors is a stand with a huge pink banner and pink balloons all around. They all say the same thing "Think Pink" as the other 3 members of Blond Ambition man the stand. Carley jumps on a chair uses a karaoke microphone as a PA system.] Carley: Ladies and Gentlemen! It’s time to um…“Think Pink” so come on up and vote for Blonde Ambition! Courtney: Yeah! We need everybody to vote for Blond Ambition for Diva of the Month! If we have your vote, you will be saying yes to another awesome month full of funzie like this month has been! Everything you see tonight is because of My sissy! Carley: Thank you! Yeah, vote for us and we can promise more funzie! Carley-ness for everyone!!! Mistress: But what happens if they don't allow all four of us as Diva of the Month? Courtney: Oh they will because the people will have spoken and what they will be saying is "We all want to think Pink!" "We want 1 more month of Funzie courtesy of Blonde Ambition, the coolest tag team in DU”! Carley (pointing behind her): Yeah! They all want to see this fantabulous colour every week! [The crowd notices something behind Carley and looks confused before snickering at Blonde Ambition.] Carley: *Ahem!* I said they all wanna see this fantabulous colour every week! [Still the crowd looks confused with some snickering, Carley turns to see what’s funny and just about has a heart attack as she encounters the face of singer Pink.] Carley: EEEEEEEP!!! Courtney: What's wrong Carley? Carley (whines): They didn’t put up Pink! They put up some funny woman with pink hair!!! Courtney: What? It said featuring Pink in the little book! I can't believe someone made a major boo-boo like this!! Carley: I know! I betcha a dumb blonde’s responsible! HMPH! Courtney: They give blondes like us a bad name! Carley: Totally! [Carley scowls at the poster of Pink for a while and then does a double take and is all smiles again.] Carley: Ooooh! She’s got PINK hair, she’s like sooo my new favourite singer!!! Courtney: Mine too! She is sooo cool with the pink hair color! Ooh! We should go buy her CD afterwards so we can listen to it on the ride home! [The lights in the Wachovia Center slowly begin to fade. “I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf, an unfamiliar theme, begins over the speaker system. The video screen lights up with a dark ominous background as white indistinguishable bold text slowly begins to appear. The words begin to blink on the screen, as white lights begin to flash from the top of the ramp. The crowd seems unsure of what kind of reaction to make.] JLT: I wonder who this is then? Leah: I’m not sure. I’ve never heard that awful music before. [As the music reaches the first verse the screen remains still. Suddenly faded bright silver words appear in the foreground.] “Dirty Inc.” [The crowd begins to grow more anxious, with a few even chanting the name “PER-FECT”in anticipation.] Leah: I think I know who this is now. JLT: Don’t tell me- [Before JLT can finish his sentence the bright white lights appear again at the top of the ramp. Smoke begins to billow from the entrance to backstage as three silhouettes are seen walking forth. Out from the smoke steps Latrisha Lamarte clad in a black “Dirty Inc.” t-shirt and a pair of denim jeans. The fans, although more aware of who it is, still give a mixed chant. Beside Latrisha stand two tall women wearing long black robes with the Dirty Inc. logo on back. The one on the right has spiked bright pink hair, while the one on the left has long blonde hair. Latrisha herself smiles and flips her own blonde mid-shoulder length hair as she begins strutting down the isle in her black stiletto’s.] JLT: If I’m not mistaken that’s Miss Perfect, a former DU Stripped Champion Leah: Didn’t she catch some nasty STD and have to leave? JLT: Well I guess were about to find out why she left, and why she’s chosen to return. [Latrisha slides underneath the rope as the two women who accompanied her follow suit. The bright lights are shut off now, and the screen sits still with the Dirty Inc. logo on it. The pink haired woman grabs a microphone and hands it to Latrisha. The music begins to fade as the crowds mixed chants are heard more clearly now. Latrisha places the mic to her mouth and waits for the crowd to die down some.] Latrisha Lamarte: Bonjour my petty groupies and haters alike Leah: Here comes the drama. [Latrisha’s preachy French-Canadian voice echoes in the arena. A few people in the almost silent crowd now boo, with a few others still continuing the small “PER-FECT” chant. The two unidentified women stand beside Latrisha, with smug smiles on their faces.] Latrisha Lamarte: It’s been quite awhile since I’ve appeared at a Divas Unleashed event. I know you all missed me dearly and wanted me to come back as soon as possible. Leah: Who exactly missed her? JLT: Well apparently quite a few people here in Pennsylvania. Leah: I can’t tell if they’re booing or cheering for her big boobs. Latrisha Lamarte: Divas Unleashed has become a shadow of itself! Where’s the greatness that used to be here? Where’s the deserving champions? Where’s the competition?! I’d hate to put it this way but, this place absolutely sucks right now! [The crowd now gives a more clear boo chant for Latrisha. She shakes her head with a small smirk on her face, and begins pacing back and forth.] Latrisha Lamarte: I know, I know. If I were you I’d boo too! Hell, I’d get up out of my seat and leave this arena right now! But I’m not you... As a matter of a fact, I’m better than you! All of you! I’m not some idle bystander or some pathetic obsessive fan. I can actually make a difference. I can change the face of Divas Unleashed forever. A new wrestling legacy shall rise from the ashes! JLT: What is she talking about? Leah: I don’t know, but is it just me or does she sound even more Canadian then last time? Latrisha Lamarte: Ladies and gentlemen next week, Dirty Incorporated shall begin its campaign to bring Divas Unleashed to glory once again! This is a warning, to all the women backstage... To all the championship holders... To all, who think it’s safe to hide... To all, who think there’s a chance to run- WERE COMING FOR YOU! That goes double for all you pathetic fans out there, who’ve watched DU get into the horrible state it’s in now. For every fool who backed Lilith or that terrorist Katia, or that nasty skank ho Felicity; you’re all in for a rude awakening! The bullshit ends now. Defy us, and your life will never be the same! [The crowd continues their boo’s, as the two unidentified women climb up on opposite turnbuckles and hold their arms high in the air.] Latrisha Lamarte: Quit that booing and show some respect to your future tag team champions, Les Mannequins!! Leah: Wow, look at those impressive adam’s apples. JLT: It’s always been clear that Latrisha was a little off, but this is pushing it a bit. Latrisha Lamarte: Shut up! I said shut up! You, you pig in the front row! [Latrisha points to a mother of several sitting in the front row. Her mini-soccer team of children cheers her on as she opens her enormous mouth to insult the Deity. A little spit runs down her Java-the-hut type mouth as Latrisha frowns in disgust.] Latrisha Lamarte: Bring it on fat skank! [Les Mannequins provoke the women further by getting out of the ring and talking jack right in front of her face. The woman tries to climb the barricade, but security guards make sure she stays in her place. Not to mention, she can’t really climb anything anyway.] JLT: This is just tacky! Leah: Yeah now that I have a better look at them, the Man-a-things have on way too much make up. Someone call the fashion police! [Latrisha begins to laugh loudly on the mic as a few fans throw their drinks in the middle of the ring.] Latrisha Lamarte: That’s fine. I don’t need any of you lousy Pennsylvania haters to support my cause! As a matter of a fact, were going to respect a real country tonight. A country that supports peace, justice, and really makes a difference in the world! Hit the music! O Canada! [The crowd immediately goes into a frenzy of boo’s as the Canadian anthem begins to play over the loud speaker. Latrisha places her hand over her heart proudly, as do Les Mannequins. A large Canadian flag is seen on the video screen, along with the lyrics to the song.] Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee [The music stops and Latrisha shakes her head in disgust at the lack of respect for her homeland.] Latrisha Lamarte: You know what, you people are worthy of my time! All of you fat and disgusting haters are going to BURN IN HELL! Let’s get out of this DUMP girls! JLT: What a thing to say! Leah: Well that killed some time. [“I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays once more as Latrisha drops the mic and continues shaking her head. Les Mannequins holds the ropes open as she steps through, and hops down from the ring. Half way up the ramp they all turn around and raise their arms up in the sky, with their fists clenched. The crowd continues to voice their displeasure with the group, sending boo chants left and right. Latrisha shouts one last comment before disappearing behind the curtain with her tag team.] Tag Team Match Janine Johnson & Maya Okosaki vs. Noriko Lee & Shayla Walker JLT: We have newcomer Janine Johnson teaming up with Maya Okosaki, reigning Askai Champion, to take on Noriko Lee and Shayla Walker up next! Noriko Lee is rumoured to be the next in line at a title shot at Maya and we'll see how this plays out tonight! Leah: I care more about Janine and Shayla, you just know two teen queens having a bitchfight is going to be so fabulous! It's going to be totally like Mean Girls! JLT: I think Shayla's threatened by Janine's presence, Shayla always wanted to break records for being the "youngest" whatever but now Janine's on the block, that's all changing! This will be there first meeting in the ring tonight and I'm excited! Leah: Janine's pervert daddy will be here too, hurrah! JLT: I don't think he's actually here this week, I heard he lost his job but come on, he's just supporting his daughter! Leah: Sure, sure… ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, the USWF X-Treme Champion known as "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her patting the title around his waist. They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine rolls into the ring while her father stands in her corner, clapping for her. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall…on her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California…JANINE JOHNSON!!! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system and Maya steps into the aisle and begins making her way down the aisle. Despite the fans cheering her on. Maya's focus is soley on the ring and the match ahead. once at the ring she steps through the ropes and bows respectfully to the referee before going over to her corner to meditate.] John Roe: And her partner…she is the reigning Askai Champion, from Kyoto, Japan…. MAYA OKOSAKI!!! Leah: That has got to be the worst entrance music EVER! JLT: Hey now, that movie’s a classic! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California…… NORIKO LEE!!! Leah: I hope we see Noriko smack some bitches around with that cane. Preferably Maya. JLT: What’s your problem with Maya? She’s sweet! ["Boom" by P.O.D. begins to blue fireworks at the entrance. Shayla Walker walks down to the ring.] John Roe: And her partner, from Barberton, Ohio….SHAYLA WALKER!!! [Janine and Maya stand in their corner and agree that Janine will start the match. Shayla Walker stands on the other side of the ring, cracking her knuckles and glaring at Janine. Before Janine can react Shayla Walker charges towards her and begins hammering away at her face with closed fists.] JLT: Seems Shayla is jealous of Janine because she is the new ‘young’un around here. Leah: Whatever. I just hope Janine goes Shannen Doherty on her ass. JLT: You would wish that. [The ref pulls Shayla off of Janine and scolds her for using a closed fist. Janine staggers to her feet, clutching her face. Shayla charges towards Janine again, but this time Janine moves just in time and Shayla gets tangled in the ropes. Janine capitalizes on the moment and begins stomping away on Shayla’s back. She then pulls her out of the ropes and delivers a quick German suplex with a pin…] [1] [2] JLT: And Shayla kicks out at the last second! That was a close call! Leah: Noriko would have been pissed if they lost already. [Janine is the first to her feet and hits a dropkick directly in Shayla’s face, sending the eighteen year-old on her back. Janine uses this opportunity to tag in Maya, who comes bounding into the ring, landing a somersault across Shayla’s stomach. Maya then covers for a pin.] [1] JLT: And Shayla was much quicker at kicking out that time! Leah: Shayla had better watch out, that Maya is a cheating bitch! JLT: Oh, that DQ last time was not her fault and you know it! [Maya attempts to pull Shayla to her feet, but Shayla nails her in the abdomen with a few hard punches before finding her feet on her own. She then wastes little time and hits Maya with a Chick Kick that undoubtedly knocks Maya to the floor. After a couple of harsh stomps, Shayla laughs at her opponent and goes to tag in Noriko, who runs in and drops an elbow directly across Maya’s chest. Noriko then goes for a quick cover.] [1] [2] [Maya manages to push Noriko off of her.] JLT: Maya’s proven time and time again that it takes more to keep her down. Leah: Yeah, but Noriko knows what’s up. [Noriko is first to her feet. Taking to the ropes, she slingshots her body in Maya’s direction, attempting to nail a lionsault, but Maya deftly rolls out of the way. As Noriko clutches her stomach, Maya mounts her and locks her into a devastating cobra clutch maneuver. As Maya’s grip tightens, Noriko looks much closer to the point of submission.] JLT: Looks like Maya is going for a submission victory. You almost feel the pain Noriko’s experiencing! Leah: That or she ate some terrible nachos before the match. [Just as it seems that Noriko is going to call it quits, Shayla comes darting into the ring and kicks Maya in the head, causing her to break the hold. Janine then enters the ring and shoves Shayla. Shayla then pushes her back and the two girls engage in a brief shoving contest before the ref orders them to go to their separate corners.] Leah: It’s obvious that Janine just wants to bitchslap Shayla. [Maya, holding her head from the previous blow, gets to her feet at the same time as Noriko, who is also in pain from the previous submission maneuver. The two Asians lock up in the center of the ring, with Noriko overpowering the Askai champion. She twists Maya’s arm behind her and attempts a backdrop, but Maya is quick enough to roll out of it. Maya, now standing behind Noriko, wraps her arms around Noriko’s body and executes a standing abdomen stretch.] JLT: Another submission move! Maya is in her game tonight. [Noriko manages to break the hold with a quick elbow jab to Maya’s face. Noriko then spins around, nailing Maya in the stomach with a swift kick that causes her to double over. She then hits her with three more swift kicks to the chest. Noriko wastes little time and nails a Northern lights suplex with a bridge pin…] [1] [2] [Maya lifts her shoulder up.] Leah: Me thinks it’s time for Maya to tag out. JLT: She can’t in her current predicament. [Noriko tries to pull Maya to her feet, but instead Maya latches on to Noriko’s arm and pulls her to the canvas. Maya then twists Noriko’s arm and executes a strange armbar-type submission.] JLT: Now that is certainly not a move I have ever seen! Leah: What’s with all these submission moves? BORING! [Noriko tries to break the hold but fails. Struggling to find a way to escape, Noriko manages to stretch her leg just about as far as it can go and touches the ring rope with the toe of her shoe. The ref orders Maya to break the hold. Noriko, with a final surge of energy, manages to lunge forward and quickly tag in Shayla.] JLT: Well the tide may turn here! [Maya rushes to tag in Janine, who as been waiting to get her hands on Shayla. The two teenagers charge at each other but Janine proves to be the wiser and nails Shayla with a clothesline. Shayla is quick to her feet but Janine is even quicker and nails a dropkick that sends Shayla back to the mat. The camera cuts to Noriko on the outside.] JLT: Hey, what is Noriko doing? Leah: Looks like she has something up her sleeve. [Cut back to the ring, where Janine manages to nail Shayla with a succession of three suplexes before nailing a quick leg drop. Just as Janine is going to cover for a pin, Noriko rushes into the ring and pulls Janine to her feet by her hair.] Leah: Yes! Beat her ass! [Noriko gets in Janine’s face and is about to strike her in the chest with her cane, but Maya, out of nowhere comes dashing in and takes the blow for her teammate by shoving Janine out of harm’s way. The cane crackles across Maya’s forehead with a sickening noise.] Leah: What the? JLT: Maya just took that cane shot for Janine!? Leah: Idiot. [The ref calls for the disqualification bell as Noriko swings like a crazy woman at Maya with her cane, striking the Askai champ directly across the face. Maya falls back with a thud and Noriko is right back at her striking in almost every body part with the Singapore cane.] JLT: Noriko seems extremely upset with Maya! Leah: It’s because of all those submission holds she put her in! [Janine goes to help Maya but is pulled back by Shayla Walker. The two girls go tumbling out through the ring ropes and onto the canvas engaged in a fist fight. Shayla has Janine pinned to the ground and continues to strike her across the face. Meanwhile, Noriko is in the ring with a bloodied Maya Okosaki giving her a combination of stiff kicks and cane shots.] JLT: It’s absolute carnage! We need some help quick! Leah: Hey, we’re not called Divas Unleashed for nothing! [Sure enough, a security team comes dashing down to the ring in attempt to restrain the four divas. Noriko countines to mouth off to Maya while Janine and Shayla trade words with each other on the outside.] John Roe: Your winners by disqualification…MAYA OKOSAKI AND JANINE JOHNSON!! JLT: I have a feeling this isn’t over between any of these ladies. [The scene opens up backstage with Dirty Inc. in their recently acquired, or stolen if you'd prefer, dressing room. Latrisha lies back on a black leather couch with a gorgeous brunette waving a large purple feathered fan, and a firey red head feeding her seedless grapes. The Dirty Deity smiles and places her hands behind her head with a look of satisfaction on her face. Les Mannequins on the other hand seem a little anxious. Seated on the other side of the room they watch the television broadcast of Exile, shaking their heads and peering over at their Mistress ocassionally. Finally Avery, the pink haired gal, gathers up the courage to approach Latrisha. She twiddles her thumbs a bit and whistles as Latrisha peers over to have a look.] Avery: Mistress, Envy and I were wondering whether we were going to attack someone tonight, or something violent like that? Latrisha Lamarte: Attack someone? “Something violent like that”? What’s wrong with you girls. Avery: It was Envy’s idea! Envy (from across the room): No it wasn’t! Latrisha Lamarte: Oh honestly, relax girls. There’s no point in senseless violence tonight. [She waves for her groupie to stop waving the fan.] Latrisha Lamarte: A smart woman knows when to take a stand. Tonight, there’s nothing interesting going on. You have Aphrodite & Lilith vs. Crystal Hilton & Yuku Shiro as the main event! Honestly, who’s watching this show right now? Next week, the word will spread about our arrival. Next week, they’ll be expecting to see us on television, and in matches. Next week, we take action. So for now, just relax. Eat a few grapes, hire some prostitutes, do whatever you have to do to unwind. Just remember that I brought you two girls in because I thought you’d be of assistance to me. If you two can’t manage to get the tag titles in your possession, then I’ll have to find two more bitches who can. Understand? [Avery nods as does Envy from across the room. Latrisha cracks a smirk and sits upright, smacking her hands on the couch as a signal for them to join her. They follow her order, with Avery on the right and Envy on the left.] Latrisha Lamarte: Now you two girls know I care about you, right? Don’t worry, I just know you’ll give me exactly what I want. [Avery and Envy lean over Latrisha and then share an intimate open mouth kiss. Latrisha licks her lips and gives a big smile as the scene cuts. ] Tag Team Match Felicity & Meggie vs. Jennifer Collins & Katima JLT: We have Felicity and Meggie teaming up next to take on Jennifer Collins and Katima in what should be an interesting match! I heard Jennifer thinks she can handle this match herself and she doesn’t need Katima, I wonder how that will play out in this match? Leah: I know, especially since Felicity and Meggie did the smart thing and trained together. I know who I’m picking to win anyway, and it’s not Jennifer Collins and her Bassist boyfriend. JLT: His name is Drummer. Leah: I know? JLT: Okay then. This all started when Katima took out Felicity when Flick won the Rockford State Championship and then on the Christmas Special we saw Katima bloody Felicity in the middle of the ring! You just know Felicity wants to get revenge tonight! Leah: Well duh, and Meggie’s name is annoyingly cute. It’s like too cute to the point where you want to blow your brains out, get what I mean? JLT: I never do. ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glases over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Seasonal Residences, she weighs in at 118lbs, she is the reigning Rockford State Champion...FELICITY!!! [The sound of "About Us" by Brooke Hogan hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she is followed by her boyfriend Kyle Maddison, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly as Kyle meets her and picks her up by the hands and offers her a kiss, as she then climbs up into the ring, she taunts in all four corners and get's ready to fight.] John Roe: Her partner, from Swans Quarter, North Carolina; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Kyle Maddison...MEGGIE!!! ["Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.] John Roe: Their opponents, first, from Seattle, Washington; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Drummer...JENNIFER COLLINS!!! [The lights begin to blink in and out in a strobe motion. "Jealous Girls" By Khia begins to boom out of the arena speakers. A sexy figure stands steady behind a screen. As soon as the first verse begins, the figure kicks through revealing the most powerful diva in the industry...Katima.] John Roe: Her partner, from Pontiac, New Jersey; at a weight of 165lbs...KATIMA!!! [Felicity decides to start the match out as Meggie exits to the turnbuckle and smiles at her boyfriend. Katima walks towards Felicity but Jennifer yanks her back and steps in front of Katima, Jennifer then stares at Katima and Katima leaves the ring rolling her eyes. The referee calls for the bell as Jennifer and Felicity tie-up, Felicity pulls Jennifer into a headlock and flips her down into the canvas. Felicity then runs to the ropes as Jennifer nips to her feet.] [Jennifer tries to hip toss Felicity, using her momentum against her, but Felicity counters the move and pulls Jennifer into a fireman’s carry position on her shoulders. Jennifer spins off and lands behind Felicity, grabbing her neck and pulling her down into the canvas with a neckbreaker. Jennifer then hops over Felicity’s body and grabs her legs, she tries to pull her into a liontamer but Felicity kicks Jennifer away.] [Jennifer hits the ropes and tries to bounce back but Meggie grabs Jennifer’s hair and yanks her into the canvas. Jennifer holds her head and clibs to her feet, she spins around to face Meggie and slaps her across the face.] Leah: Haha! JLT: That was a harsh slap there, I can imagine Drummer has been on the receiving end of a few of those! Leah: Please, Bassist is too “perfect” for that sort of thing. [Meggie falls from the canvas to the padded floor on the outside, as her boyfriend Kyle quickly runs over to tend to her. Jennifer turns back to the ring as Felicity kicks her in the mid-section and pulls her into a flowing DDT to plant Jennifer in the canvas. Felicity then heads to her corner but Meggie isn’t there for a tag.] [Meggie is still on the floor and holding her face, Felicity turns back to Jennifer and pulls her to her feet. Felicity then shoves Jennifer from behind, pushing her in the direction of Katima. Felicity yells at Katima to tag in but Katima shakes her head and folds her arms.] JLT: This is like their last match where Katima kept wanting Felicity to tag in, the tables have turned! Leah: Katima’s just a chicken. A chicken with fabulous twindly hair! [Meggie then tags in, slapping Felicity on her back. Felicity and Meggie then join arms as Katima shoves Jennifer back to the centre of the ring, Felicity and Meggie then nail a double clothesline to knock Jennifer down. Felicity and Meggie then nod to each other as Felicity nails a leg drop at the same time Meggie nails a standing shooting star press to complete a double team move.] JLT: Nice double team! [Meggie keeps her position for a cover as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Jennifer kicks out.] JLT: Jennifer is still impressing everyone here in DU you know, she’s doing it the right way though, her wrestling ability is shining over anything else. She’s not making headlines by scandals or media whore behavior! Leah: Eh, she’s boring! I prefer Felicity, come on, the woman got knocked up by the boss! That’s class! [Meggie brings Jennifer to her feet and whips her into the corner, Meggie chases after Jennifer but Jennifer counters by leaping onto the top rope and hoisting herself over Meggie to land behind her. Jennifer then leaps into the air with a dropkick to send Meggie face first into the top turnbuckle.] [Jennifer walks to her corner and tags in Katima. Katima climbs into the ring, Meggie holds her face she stumbles out of the corner. Katima pulls her up into a “Money Over Hos” spinebuster and plants her in the canvas. Katima then walks over to Felicity in the corner, she tries to grab Felicity but Felicity drops from the apron and smiles at Katima.] JLT: Now Katima wants to face Felicity, why can’t they make up their mind? Leah: I know, I want to see them bitchfight! [Katima then gives Felicity the middle finger and turns back to Meggie. She walks over to her and grabs a chunk of her blonde hair, she tries to pull her into a fameasser “Money Stack” finisher but Meggie moves out of the way. Katima lands on the canvas, butt-first. Meggie then nails a hard kick to the face.] [Meggie then heads to the top rope as Katima lies motionless on the canvas, holding her face. Meggie then begins to shake her ass for the crowd as the fans cheer, Meggie then leaps with a sky twister press “Angel’s Dust” finisher but Katima rolls out of the way and Meggie slams into the canvas.] JLT: That was an awesome move from Meggie but it didn’t connect! Leah: All the fumes from her peroxide dye probably threw her judgment off! [Meggie holds her body as she slowly climbs to her feet, winded. Katima then walks towards Meggie and kicks her in the stomach, Katima then leaps into the air and connects with a “Money Stack” fameasser finisher. She rolls Meggie over for a cover.] JLT: Katima nailed her finisher! [1] [2] [Felicity interrupts the count.] Leah: Ugh, that cheating ho! [Felicity pulls Katima to her feet by her hair and shoves her into the corner. Felicity then begins to punch Katima with a barrage of lefts and rights but suddenly from behind comes Jennifer Collins. Jennifer pulls Felicity into a back suplex and slams her down on top of her partner Meggie. The referee ushers Jennifer out of the ring as Felicity rolls off Meggie and crawls to her feet.] JLT: The referee needs to take control of this match! [Katima then comes from behind to Felicity, standing over her and grabbing her by the hair as she kneels on all fours. Katima then begins to ride Felicity like a horse, slapping Felicity’s behind. Felicity looks angry as Katima chuckles with laughter. Katima continues the insulting charade as Meggie bounces to the ropes, leaping onto the second rope and back to Katima, catching her in a hurricanrana and flipping her off Felicity and down into the canvas.] JLT: Good move from Meggie! Katima was just being rude with that! I hate her smugness! Leah: Rude? That was classic! [Felicity then climbs to her feet as she and Meggie grab one of Katima’s legs, they nod at each other and execute a wishbone split. The referee tries to usher Felicity out of the ring but Meggie and Felicity exchange a tag, and Meggie leaves the ring. Jennifer climbs into the ring to protest the tag. Meanwhile Felicity drags Katima to the middle of the ring, she boots Katima several times in the face and rolls Katima over into a Lioness Tamer.] JLT: Felicity’s locked in her submission! This could be it if Katima taps out! [Felicity leans back, applying pressure to Katima’s back as Katima tries to reach for the ropes. Felicity then looks over her shoulder at Katima’s face, with the referee still concerned with Jennifer, Felicity calls Meggie into the ring. Meggie bounces against the ropes and nails a baseball slide dropkick to the face of Katima, causing even more pain.] [Meggie rolls out of the ring as Katima tries to climb to the ring, Jennifer is now protesting Meggie’s interference. Drummer then quietly walks around the ring and pulls Katima’s arms to the ropes. Felicity looks over her shoulder and sees Drummer’s assistance, she releases the hold and kicks the bottom ropes. Drummer backs away. Kyle Maddison then walks over to Drummer and shoves him.] Leah: Ooh, battle of the boyfriends! [Drummer shoves him back as the two begin to exchange words. Meggie then gets involved and hops down from the apron, Kyle then turns to Meggie and pushes her back on her position on the apron and points to the match. Kyle then turns to face Drummer but Drummer nails him in the face with a right hand as Kyle falls to the floor, Drummer then walks back to Jennifer Collins as Meggie tends to her boyfriend.] JLT: What the hell is happening! [Felicity then looks over to Jennifer who’s still talking to the referee, Felicity then walks over to her and shoves the referee out of the way. Felicity swings for Jennifer but Jennifer ducks and kicks Felicity in the gut. Jennifer then pulls Felicity to the middle of the ring and pulls her into a pedigree position, Jennifer then leaps into the air and nails an inverted pedigree “Off-Beat” to Felicity, planting her in the canvas.] [Jennifer then pulls Katima to her feet and shoves her onto the cover. The referee is leaning through the ropes, meanwhile, as on the outside of the ring Kyle Maddison has approached Drummer and the two are exchanging words. Kyle then punches Drummer and the two begin to fight. Meggie then begins to shout at Drummer as Jennifer Collins jumps down from the ring and spears Meggie on the outside.] JLT: What the hell, they need to sort that out! Leah: Bitchfight! [The referee then realizes the cover and begins to count.] [1] [2] [Felicity gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Felicity survived that pin! It could have been over if it wasn’t for the two beaus on the outside! [Katima then sits up, holding her back. She pulls Felicity to her feet and knees her in the face, Katima then signals to the audience and leaps into the air, attempting to nail her “Money Stack” finisher. Felicity moves out of the way and Katima once again lands on her butt. Felicity then nails Katima in the face with a buzzsaw kick.] Leah: That was a harsh kick! I bet that’ll clear out any cobwebs Katima had lurking around in there! [On the outside of the ring, the two boyfriends are fighting, exchanging punches on the floor as Jennifer Collins and Meggie are as well. Jennifer rolls off Meggie and grabs her blonde hair, ramming her head into the ring post several times. Katima lies on the canvas holding her head as Felicity brings Katima to her feet, she knees her in the face and pulls her into a powerbomb position.] JLT: I think we know what’s coming now! [Felicity then signals to the crowd and leaps forward with a flipping pliedriver “Flick Driver” finisher, planting Katima head first into the canvas before slamming into it. Felicity then rolls Katima over and hooks the leg.] JLT: Felicity has the cover! [1] [2] [3] Leah: They won! John Roe: Here are your winners…FELICITY & MEGGIE!!! [On the outside, Jennifer stops and looks up into the ring to see Felicity climbing to her feet. Jennifer then thumps the apron and begins to walk backstage, Kyle and Drummer stop fighting as Drummer chases after her. Kyle runs over to Meggie and begins to check on her.] [Felicity then stands with a smile on her face, her hands on her hips as she looks down at Katima lying on her back. Felicity raises her arms to the audience and continues to stare at Katima. Kyle and Meggie kiss on the outside as Meggie rolls into the ring, she walks over to Felicity, still holding her head.] JLT: Meggie and Felicity made a good team! Leah: Yeah, they should become the mascots for STDs! [The two divas shake hands as Kyle raises Felicity and Meggie’s arms in the air. Meggie and Kyle then hug some more as Felicity continues to stare at Katima. She walks over to Katima and grabs her legs, rolling her over onto her back. Felicity then grabs Katima’s arms and pulls them up into a full nelson, Felicity then flips forward and executes a cattle mutilation submission.] [Felicity continues the hold as Katima writhes in pain, clenching her teeth together. Katima’s head is awkwardly positioned to avoid Felicity’s body, as Felicity crouches upwards in a crab-like position. Felicity yanks on the arms of Katima, causing Katima to yelp in pain. The referee tries to pull Felicity off the hold but Felicity shakes him away.] JLT: That’s an unusual submission! It looks painful! Leah: I wonder where she learnt that? [Felicity continues the hold, yanking Katima’s arms as Katima kicks her legs on the canvas in pain. Felicity then begins to continue the hold, applying even more pressure as she has a look of aggression on her face. She eventually releases the hold as the referees pull her off Katima, Katima’s arms are released as Katima immediately rolls over and begins to hold her arms but they hurt to move.] JLT: Felicity could have broken her arms! [Felicity stands and stares at Katima before rolling out of the ring, she picks up her Rockford State Championship and walks up the ramp. She looks over her shoulder as the medics tend to Katima, moving her arms as Katima looks over at Felicity with an angry expression on her face. Felicity blows a kiss to her and smiles.] JLT: I have a feeling this isn’t over yet! Leah: I know! I didn’t even know Felicity was capable of a technical move like that, I’ve never seen that in DU before! She got her payback though, revenge is sweet! [We cut backstage to see Katrina walking along with a smile on her face, she’s dressed in a P!nk t-shirt which she was handed when she entered the arena. She has something in her hand which she clutches, she approaches the door of Shane Rockford and knocks on it. The door opens as Tequila stands there, she raises her eyebrows as Katrina smiles.] Tequila: What? Katrina: I got your wedding present! Tequila: Oh, finally! Give it to me! [Katrina dangles a pair of keys from her finger as Tequila looks shocked, her eyes narrow and she snarls at Katrina.] Tequila: You bought me a keychain?! That’s even worse than taking me to KFC! After all the yea- Katrina: I didn’t but you a keychain, you idiot! I bought you a car! I won’t give it to you unless you show me some respect AND I get a title shot! Tequila: Okay, fine. It’s a deal. [Katrina smiles and hands Tequila the keys. Tequila smiles back, Katrina tries to hug Tequila but Tequila grabs her by the shoulders and speaks to her.] Tequila: Is it here? Katrina: Yeah, it’s in the parking lot. Tequila: Fabulous! [Tequila brushes past Katrina and begins to walk down the hallway towards the parking lot, Katrina rolls her eyes and walks away in the opposite direction. The sounds of Pink fills the hallways, with "Don't Let Me Get Me" blasting into the audience. Tequila then realizes the camera is following her and looks over her shoulder, she begins to mine along the song at the camera, thinking the lyrics are related to her and spins around, walking backwards while miming and half-dancing.] [She reaches the parking lot and opens the door, she hears the loud chanting of the Monroes. Tequila stops and frowns, placing her arms on her hips. Carley then hops down from her position shouting into a karaoke microphone and runs over to Tecky, she places a pink banner on her boob and pats it.] Carley: THINK PINK! [Tequila covers her ears and shoots Carley a dirty look, she walks over to a car with a black covering on it with 'For Tequila' written on it in pink. Tequila smiles, she grabs the edge of the cover and whips it to over to reveal a shiny, bright pink car.] Tequila: Oh my GOD! A pink Porsche?! This is the best wedding present ever! Carley: Wowie! It’s so pink! Can I drive it?! Tequila: Hell no! This is mine! Back off! [Tequila smiles at the shininess, she walks over to the door and opens it. She smiles as the Blonde Ambition campaign stares at her, she climbs into the Porsche and shuts the door. Carley and Courtney start in awe as they stand in front of the car and look each other and smile. Tequila enjoys her car, turning up the stereo and sitting back in the driver’s seat.] Tag Team Match Aphrodite & Lilith vs. Crystal Hilton & Yuku Shiro JLT: We’ve reached the final of the Pink Special and I’m sad, Leah! I think I’m going to go get a whole discography of Pink now, after all the music that’s been playing in the hallways and all of this, I’m a fan! Leah: Okay, nobody cares! We have Aphrodite and Lilith teaming up to take on Crystal Hilton and Yuku Shiro in tag action, Lilith and Yuku had a showdown on last week’s show and Crystal Hilton is just the sassy bitch she’s always been! JLT: The Unleashed and Stripped Champions should form a mighty team on paper but I don’t think they have much in common, you know before all the plastic surgery, I think Aphrodite would have been too scared to even team with Lilith! Leah: Well she was an ugly bitch back then, almost as scary as the sight of Yuku in a kimono! [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "God Is A DJ" by Pink plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage, she frowns at the entrance music but ignores it and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Paris, France; at a weight of 125lbs, accompanied to the ring by Ruby, she is the reigning Stripped Champion, The Beautiful One…APHRODITE!!! ["Trouble" by Pink hits the PA system, the arena drops into darkness for several seconds. The lights resume, and attention turns to the stage, to see Lilith standing on the top of the entrance way, balancing on the edge of a small ledge. Her arms are outstretched. Lilith leaps into the air, clicking her feet together and lands on the stage. Lilith looks angry and looks around at the music, her 'heel clicking' not in sync with the foreign music. She stumbles around before she saunters down the aisle, patting her title belt. Lilith stares down some of the fans in the front row with a demonic grin on her face and licking her lips.] John Roe: Her partner, from the Depths of Hell, she weighs in at 230lbs, she is the reigning Unleashed Champion, The Demon Goddess…LILITH!!! [All of a sudden “Feel Good Time” by Pink starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. She understands the reason for the Pink song and shrugs it off, moving to the beat. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: Their opponents, first, from Long Island, New York; at a weight of 120lbs, The Rose Girl…CRYSTAL HILTON!!! ["Who Knew" by Pink blasts from the PA system, the entrance video belonging to Yuku brings the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around. She frowns at her entrance music and looks annoyed. She shrugs it off, not enjoying the song and after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 150lbs, she is Lady Fist herself…YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] (The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. She is dressed in casual clothing and carries a microphone onto the stage with her. She waits for a moment for the audience to settle down before speaking…) Tiger Lily: Hello everybody!! I’m sorry to be interrupting the main event tonight but I have a few things to get off of my chest. So if you would only give me a few minutes of your time, then we can get on with the wrasslin’. (Tiger Lily giggles and waits for a second before continuing.) Tiger Lily: First of all, I would like to issue an apology to all of Divas Unleashed for my poor performance the last couple of weeks. Maybe you didn’t notice, but lately I haven’t been putting full effort into things and I’m so sorry about that. I feel like I’ve let everyone down, Mr. Rockford, my opponents and especially you guys. (She uses this moment to take a dramatic pause.) Tiger Lily: However, as of right now I promise to turn things around, I’m ready to rock and roll. I’d like to congratulate Maya for winning the Askai Championship. I had a blast as the Askai Champion and I wish her all the best. Snaps for Maya!! (With her free hand, Tiger Lily begins to snap excitedly, hoping the audience will follow suit.) Tiger Lily: Now Lilith! (Lily points to Lilith in the ring) I especially want to send a message to you. I just want you to know that you may have gotten lucky at Passion and Warfare, but believe me that will never happen again. I just want to let you know that I’m not going to go away easily and I’m going to be coming back for you. Don’t go thinking that you’ve seen the last of me just yet, girlfriend because we’re just getting started. I’m sorry if I sound bitchy, it’s just how I feel right now. (Tiger Lily nods and continues.) Tiger Lily: Anyway, good luck with the match Lilith, and remember, I’ll be watching you. Goodbye everyone!! (Madonna plays again and Lily makes her exit. Lilith’s eyes narrow and she exits the ropes, standing on the apron and staring at the entranceway with an angry expression as Lily disappears backstage. Yuku folds her arms and shakes her head. Aphrodite and Crystal Hilton start the match out as Aphrodite stands powdering her nose and checking her appearance. She smiles at herself in her mirror and looks around at the audience, pouting for them like she’s in a photoshoot. Crystal stands with a frown on her face and shakes her head. She walks over to Aphrodite but the Stripped Champion ignores her. Crystal then slaps the mirror out of Aphrodite’s hand, Aphrodite looks annoyed and slaps Crystal across the face.] [Crystal retaliates with a fist to the face, sending Aphrodite stumbling backwards. Crystal then whips Aphrodite to the ropes as Aphrodite bounces back, Crystal tries for a back body drop but Aphrodite counters into a swinging neckbreaker. Aphrodite then stands and pouts for a second before attempting to drop a leg drop to Crystal but Crystal rolls out of the way and finds her feet.] JLT: If she spent less time posing… Leah: We know! [Crystal then kicks Aphrodite and pulls her into a fisherman’s suplex, Crystal plants Aphrodite in the canvas and holds her bridge for a cover. The referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Lilith interrupts the count.] JLT: Lilith and Aphrodite are working well as a team so far, I could have imagined Lilith just leaving Aphrodite without any support! Leah: She wants to win this match, she’ll work with Aphrodite whether she likes her or not! [Crystal climbs to her feet and shoots Lilith a dirty look, Aphrodite rolls to her knees on the canvas and immediately calls Ruby over. Ruby then begins to adjust Aphrodite’s hair to make sure she looks immaculate. Crystal then comes from behind to Aphrodite, she yanks her to her feet and spins her around, nailing a hard kick to her stomach. Crystal then grabs Aphrodite’s hair and begins to mess it up, making it frizzy and tugging it at it.] JLT: Ut-oh! Leah: This is hilarious, you mess that bitch’s hair up! [Aphrodite freaks out, trying to protect her locks and nails a knockout punch to Crystal. Crystal falls down to the canvas as Aphrodite is pissed, Aphrodite runs to the ropes and springs onto the second rope, flipping back and executing a lionsault to Crystal.] JLT: Aphrodite seems really angry! Leah: I would be if someone messed up my hair! [Aphrodite then pulls Crystal to her feet by her hair and knees her in the stomach, she pulls her into a front face lock and nails a snap DDT, planting Crystal into the mat. Lilith extends her hand for a tag but Aphrodite ignores her, she stomps onto Crystal and then shoves her into the mat, beginning to choke her by the throat. The referee counts to 5 before Aphrodite releases her.] JLT: I mean, really angry! [Aphrodite then bounces to the ropes as Lilith tags herself in by slapping Aphrodite on the back. Aphrodite spins around and looks angry at Lilith but Lilith growls at her, Aphrodite then calms herself down and begins to adjust her hair. Lilith walks over to Crystal and brings her to her feet, she picks up Crystal into a body press and walks towards the Crystal-Yuku team corner. Lilith then drops Crystal face first onto the top turnbuckle, Lilith then points to Yuku Shiro.] Leah: What is with all this pointing tonight? [Yuku then smiles and tags herself in, she hops over the ropes and Lilith and Yuku begin to stare at each other. They approach each other as Lilith strikes Yuku in the face with a closed fist, Yuku stumbles backwards holding her jaw and then kicks Lilith on her knee, causing Lilith to jolt forward and hold her kneecap. Yuku then grabs Lilith’s head and holds it in her hands, Yuku then jumps backwards onto the second rope and springs forward, leaping over Lilith’s tall frame and landing behind her, yanking Lilith down into a reverse x-factor.] JLT: Nice move by Yuku, she’s showing her agility! [Yuku then hooks the leg for a cover as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Lilith gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Lilith needs to grow some hair and become more colourful, she could be like Grace Jones! [Yuku rolls to her feet as does Lilith, Yuku runs towards Lilith but Lilith leaps into the air with a scissors kick to knock her rival into the canvas. Lilith then straddles Yuku, locking on a choke hold. Lilith clenches her arms around Yuku’s body and then using her grip, springs into the air, executing a handstand with all the weight and pressure on Yuku’s neck.] [The referee breaks up the illegal choke as Lilith brings Yuku to her feet, she whips her into the corner but Yuku leaps onto the top rope. She spins around and leaps towards Lilith, leaping over her body and catching her into a “Northern Light Smash” blockbuster, planting her in the canvas. Yuku then floatsover for another cover.] Leah: Yuku nailed it! [1] [2] [Lilith gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Lilith refuses to be beaten, she’s really stepped up her game since that tournament! [Yuku then looks at the referee sternly and turns back to Lilith, she tries to grab her neck into a dragon sleeper but Lilith wriggles around. Yuku scrambles to get the submission locked on but Lilith suddenly bites down on Yuku’s wrist, Yuku yelps as Lilith’s teeth are sunken into Yuku’s wrist. Yuku then tries to shove Lilith’s bald head off the bite but Lilith has a firm grip.] Leah: Eww! Cannibal alert! [Yuku finally pulls her arms from Lilith’s jaws and looks at her wrist as blood begins to trickle down it, Lilith then smiles demonically, with some of the blood of Lady Fist stained on her teeth. Lilith then leaps to her feet, she grabs Yuku and whips her to the ropes. Yuku hits the ropes and bounces back but suddenly Lilith holds her stomach and leans forward in pain, dropping to her knees.] JLT: What’s wrong with her? Leah: The menopause? [Yuku stops and frowns as Lilith holds her stomach and begins to thump the canvas with her fist. Yuku then takes advantage of this by running towards Lilith and nailing a shinning wizard to her face, Lilith falls backwards to the canvas as Yuku covers.] [1] [2] [Aphrodite interrupts the count.] JLT: Finally Aphrodite is using her brains in this match! [Yuku then turns and faces Aphrodite, Aphrodite snarls at her and looks down at Yuku’s attire, turning up her nose. Yuku then shoves Aphrodite backwards as Aphrodite hits the ropes, Aphrodite then slaps Yuku across the face. Yuku then nails a backhanded chop to the chest of Aphrodite and clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside of the ring.] [Ruby then begins to tend to Aphrodite but Crystal Hilton drops from her apron and walks towards Aphrodite, she approaches Aphrodite from behind and rams her head into the apron. Yuku watches this as Lilith has recovered and found her feet, Lilith then comes from behind to Yuku and begins her up into a back suplex. Lilith then walks towards the ropes and shoves Yuku forward as Yuku lands with a plancha on both Aphrodite and Crystal as all women fall to the floor.] Leah: Yuku flew through the air, she was like Elektra! JLT: Elektra? Leah: Fine, Superman. [Lilith then rolls out of the ring and stands over the three women who lie on top of each other, Lilith brings Crystal Hilton to her feet. She tries to shove her into the barricade but Crystal counters, kicking Lilith in the groin. Crystal then climbs onto the apron and leaps backwards with a moonsault connecting to Lilith and knocking the monster down. Aphrodite and Yuku have found their feet as Aphrodite nails Yuku in the face with an elbow.] [Aphrodite then tries to whip Yuku into the stairs but Yuku reverses and sends Aphrodite flying into them. The stairs crash as Aphrodite holds her back from the blow, Crystal then calls Yuku over. Crystal and Yuku then pull Lilith to her feet and stand on the ramp, holding Lilith in a double front face lock before leaping into the air and planting Lilith into the steel ramp with a double DDT.] JLT: Ouch! That had to hurt! Did you hear that smack?! Leah: ‘Twas fab. [Lilith lies motionless on the ramp as Yuku tells Crystal to tend to Aphrodite. Crystal walks towards Aphrodite who lies against the steps, Crystal gets closer to her when suddenly Aphrodite leaps to her feet with a chick kick to the face of Crystal, knocking her down onto the padded floor. Aphrodite smiles at herself, proud of herself for playing possum.] JLT: Aphrodite is really impressing me in this match, she’s actually wrestling for once! Leah: I know, she didn’t blow her way to a title this time! [Yuku rolls Lilith over as Lilith is bleeding from her head, with blood forming on her forehead. Yuku then smiles at the sight when suddenly Aphrodite comes from behind, Aphrodite spins Yuku around and kicks her, nailing a stunner to Yuku as Yuku falls backwards onto the ramp, lying next to Lilith. Aphrodite then smiles and walks back to the ring, adjusting her hair.] [Aphrodite hops up onto the apron as Crystal Hilton grabs one of her legs from the floor. Aphrodite tries to shake Crystal away and begins to hop on one foot, holding the ropes for balance. Crystal then climbs to the apron as well, she pulls Aphrodite forward using her leg and hoists Aphrodite up into a powerbomb. Crystal turns to powerbomb Aphrodite from the apron but Aphrodite manages to counter, grabbing the ropes.] JLT: This looks dangerous! [Aphrodite spins around and nails a hurricanrana, sending Crystal into the ring as both women crash down onto the canvas. Aphrodite then finds her feet and runs over to Crystal, she stomps her in the face and pulls Crystal to her feet. Aphrodite gets Crystal into a suplex position and drops her onto the ropes, with Crystal’s stomach landing on the top rope. Crystal then swings her in position, being dangled by the ropes.] [Aphrodite then climbs through the ropes and onto the apron, she blows kisses to the audience and grabs Crystal’s head into a diamond cutter position. She winks to the fans before she leaps forward, executing her “Beauty Treatment” diamond cutter finisher and sending Crystal flying through the air and landing face first on the padded floor on the outside.] JLT: Holy crap! Crystal could have a broken nose! Leah: My poor Hilton baby! [The fans cheer for the move as Aphrodite holds the small of her back and climbs to her feet, she rolls into the ring and begins to pose for the audience, proud of her move. She pouts for the crowd and waves to them as Crystal lies holding her face on the outside of the ring. Yuku Shiro has found her feet and rolls back into the ring, she approaches Aphrodite from behind and pulls her into an impact driver “Life Hammer” and plants her in the middle of the ring.] JLT: Yuku nailed her devastating Life Hammer! It’s over now! [Yuku then begins to mock Aphrodite’s posing and laughs at her as Ruby looks concerned on the outside of the ring. Yuku then rolls Aphrodite over for a cover as the referee begins to count, not caring who the legal woman is.] Leah: Yuku has the pin! I don’t see Aphrodite kicking out of this! [1] [2] [Lilith pulls Yuku off the cover.] JLT: Where did she come from?! [Lilith pulls Yuku to her feet and tries to nail her with a right hand but Yuku blocks it and nails an uppercut of her own. Yuku then hits the ropes and tries to nail a running lariat to the face of Lilith but Lilith catches her with a mule kick to the stomach. Lilith then pulls Yuku into a stalling suplex and hoists her into the air, Lilith then catches Yuku and drives her into the canvas with a sitdown tombstone “Hellish Nightmares” finisher. Lilith then covers Yuku.] JLT: Lilith nailed Hellish Nightmares! This is it! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…APHRODITE & LILITH!!! [Lilith sits up, wiping the blood from her forehead. She smiles, her teeth stained from blood and her forehead still bleeding. Lilith then looks over Yuku Shiro and smiles, she stands over her as Yuku lies motionless. The referee hands Lilith her the Unleashed Championship. Lilith then does the belt up around her waist and pats it in front of Yuku.] [Lilith then leans down onto Yuku and kisses her, biting hard into her bottom lip and drawing blood from it. Yuku then slaps Lilith away with a closed fist. Lilith stumbles off Yuku’s body and stares down at her with a smile, she licks her lips at the taste of the blood and rolls out of the ring. Yuku holds her lip and sits up, holding her head and mouth.] JLT: Aphrodite and Lilith won the match! They kickstart 2007 in a great way! I’m sure this will be an awesome year for both champions! Leah: I know, Lilith pinned Yuku to win too! I don’t think Yuku is going to be very happy with that! Wait until next week, I bet Yuku gets her revenge! Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Karlee, Meggie, Nea, Paul, Travis for their contributions! I hope you all enjoyed the song and took note that Pink is your deity! I hope that 2007 is a good year for us, I was impressed with the roleplaying this week, we had good competition so keep it up! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-