Friday 19th January 2007
United Center, Chicago, Illinois

[We cut into the holiday-themed arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “NY <3 DU!”, “Kyle Is Hot!” and “I can see Avery's Big Apple!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Hey everybody and welcome to the second Exile of the new year! We're coming to you live from the wonderful city of New York from the world famous arena, Madison Square Garden! The atmosphere here tonight is electric, if New York has a powercut again, I'm sure these fans could power the city! Leah: Oh please, they'd be the first to start mugging and looting. New Yorkers suck! JLT: I'd be careful what you say, Leah, there's a sell-out crowd ready to charge you if you piss them off! Leah: Yeah, a RACIST crowd, because New Yorker suck! Ooh, let's go to Jamaica, Queens and get shot like 50 Cent! Honestly, this is the most overrated city, it has nothing on Chicago! Chicago rocks! JLT: Okay, well we learnt more about you today. Let's get on with the show, we can't continue with this! We have a great show lined up tonight, we've got a selection of awesome matches, starting with out main event as Tiger Lily and Yuku Shiro! Lily and Yuku both feel they have the right to a title shot, Yuku won a battle royal for the shot but Lily has yet to receive a rematch and the two will fight it out tonight! Leah: I don't like Lily, she wrestles barefoot which is eww, but I hope she beats the crap out of Yuku! We've also got the Tag Team Championship on the line as New Yorker, Katrina, and her gym-wrecking partner Lilith take on the dumbass team of Blonde Ambition and fellow New Yorkers Cherrie and Crystal Hilton for the gold! JLT: I can imagine the New York crowd will go crazy if Lethal Dosage or Katrina retains the belt! We also have a triple threat match as newcomers Katima and Meggie fight it out with Stripped Champion Aphrodite in the mix! This should be an interesting match, I can't wait for it! Katima and Meggie wrestled last week and I think Katima wants to get revenge for her loss! Leah: Katima wants a lot of things, she's too greedy! We also have Katima's main target in DU, Felicity, in action as she takes on Jennifer Collins in a singles rematch from last week! The Rockford State Champion will want to use this match to send a message to Katima but Jennifer wants to use it to prove she can make it on her own and it was Katima's fault she lost! JLT: Katima was the one who got pinned, we also have Janine Johnson and Noriko Lee clashing in the middle of the ring. Last week, we saw Noriko crack a cane over the head of Maya Okosaki and cost her team the match, this week we'll see Janine Johnson try to get revenge on Noriko for the attack, Maya martyred herself for Janine! Leah: Yeah, to all the paedos out there, Janine is 17! Her daddy's not here either, so bingo! If you're in the New York area, there's a chance to sexually abuse her! Yay! JLT: Leah! Leah: What? Oh yeah, how did I forget? We also have Avery, Envy and Latrisha of Dirty Inc. making their debut as they take on Amerie Marquez, KibbyD and Misfit Tamera in six-person tag team action! That should be fun, especially since Tamera and Kibby have differing opinions on Paris Hilton! JLT: Kibby seems to be the only diva who doesn't want to piledrive her! Leah: I want to piledrive Kibby for that movie she made! It may have surprised the critics but I was not impressed! It wasn't as bad as K-Pax though! JLT: Nothing is. Standard Match Felicity vs. Jennifer Collins JLT: “Well last week we saw these two on opposite sides but they both had partners, this time there is no rest break for either of these women. It’s going to be the rocker Jennifer Collins taking on Flick.” Leah: “Felicity is going to stomp her like she did last week, Jennifer is just pathetic.” JLT: “Jennifer has shown a lot of charisma and wrestling ability, and she doesn’t try to show things about herself that aren’t real.” Leah: “Are you kidding that’s what makes our show great.” ("You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glases over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity.) John Roe: “Please welcome to the ring, weighing in at 118lbs, from Seasonal Residences, Felicity.” JLT: “Here is Felicity once again showing off her figure, after losing all the baby weight. Leah: “I fondly don’t believe in, If you’ve got it flaunt it, it’s against my religion.” JLT: “What religion?” ("Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behind her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.) Leah: “The one that says, Drummers are not aloud to be managers.” John Roe: “And from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 135lbs, accompanied by Drummer, Jennifer Collins.” JLT: “Leah, does that religion even have a name?” Leah: “It’s called Leahism” JLT: “Lord I’m sure you won’t have many converts then.” (The bell rings as Jennifer and Felicity begin to circle one another. The fans are waiting to see who will make the first move as Felicity stops for a moment, making Jennifer think she has taken her attention from the match. Jennifer shrugs coming in and striking Felicty with a fist to the face. Felicity gets her back with a fist of her own as they begin to exchange blows, the fans begin to rise up from their seats.) JLT: “Wow, these girls are having more hits then a boxing match.” Leah: “Yeah, bore me even more.” (Felicity gets the upper advantage as she shoves Jennifer into the ropes as the ring shakes from the impact Felicity runs over nailing various strikes and kicks to Jennifer as the fans count to ten. Felicity pays them no mind as she continues kicking and jabbing, Jennifer finally gains some composure as Drummer climbs up onto the apron telling the ref to get Felicity off. Felicity walks over to him and clogs him in the head but gives Jennifer the time she needed as she runs and hits a kick to Felicity’s back knocking her into the ropes and causing Jennifer to roll her up into a schoolgirl pin.) 1, 2, kick out. (Jennifer, now having a little momentum grabs Felicity up by her hair and grabs her by the neck hitting a modified Neck breaker.) JLT: “Wow, Jennifer must have been training this week, as she saw Felicity’s little move on Katima. I’m sure Felicity will be feeling this one for a while.” Leah: “Katima deserved everything she got, and I’m sure the feud between the two isn’t over by a long shot.” (Jennifer kneels down and mounts herself as she begins to punch Felicity in the face. Felicity isn’t having much of this as she flips over and gets on top of Jennifer hitting some punches of her own, and she rolls in a sort of back flip and grabs Jennifer’s legs and locks down on a sharpshooter. Jennifer being surprised and now feeling the pain is gasping.) JLT: “There is another one of those submissions we’ve been talking about. Look at this, Felicity has got that thing in a death lock.” Leah: “Finally something I love to see, Bitches writhing in pain.” (Jennifer gives out a big scream as it sounds like her leg has popped. Felicity climbs off as the ref looks at Jennifer but it seems she was only faking as Drummer gets a little payback on Felicity from earlier and Trips her as Jennifer hops up and hits a Dropkick right to Felicity’s gorgeous face.) JLT: “Well, I say the two are even now, and Jennifer is back on top of things.” (Jennifer grabs Felicity and tosses her into a corner and begins to set her up on the top rope. Felicity seems to be somewhat dazed as Jennifer climbs up and does a super Hurricanrana from the top rope.) JLT: “What a move by Jennifer, you know that has to hurt Felicity after that dropkick and then that.” (Jennifer climbs up and Felicity short after and Jennifer hits a clothesline and locks in a Seattle Grip (Lioness Boston Crab). Felicity screams reaching for the ropes as Jennifer leaves the move locked in not letting Felicity even budge an inch. Felicity still fights harder, as she gives that look, the same one she gave Katima last week before that tormenting submission. Felicity begins to move as Jennifer struggles to keep the move locked in but it’s too late as Felicity has made her way to the ropes. Jennifer is right back on her as she uses the ropes to her advantage and holds a rope choke. The ref counts to four and Jennifer lets go as she picks Felicity up by her hair.) JLT: “Felicity hasn’t shown us much tonight Leah, do you think she is going to lose?” Leah: “Please, Felicity knows how to bide her time just right. Jennifer is using all her moves up already and it’s going to show as the match progresses.” (Leah must’ve known what she was talking about as Felicity hit a vulgar punch to Jennifer’s gut making the blonde rocker stumble back. Felicity hops up onto the second turnbuckle and hits Jennifer with a head scissors takedown but she stays on her as she locks the scissors into a submission move. Jennifer’s scream can be heard through the arena as Felicity locks her grip tighter and continues on with the move.) JLT: “My lord, it’s one submission after the other. This must be Felicity’s solution to Katima.” Leah: “Well, she sure is making my day, I love to hear the divas scream. It gives me joy.” (Felicity unlocks the head scissors feeling accomplished with it as she grabbed Jennifer up and began to hit Multiple climaxes (Multiple Suplexes.) and then Felicity hit with a powerful Brain buster as Jennifer rolled over almost knocked unconscious. The ref checks but Jennifer is still up and kicking as Felicity tries to lock in another submission but is met by a powerful kick to the leg causing her to fall. Jennifer smiles in utter enjoyment as she sees Felicity laying on the mat. She climbs back up to her feet, and she springboards off the ropes hitting a Springboard Legdrop.) JLT: “Wow, it’s just move after move tonight. I can’t believe how much talent these two are showing tonight.” Leah: “Yeah, Yeah, save it for the awards Jamie.” (As Jennifer makes her way back to her feet, the fans are now cheering her on and chanting her name, as she picks Felicity up getting ready to hit Off-Beat but she is met by a punch from Felicity as Felicity runs and bounces off of the ropes and hits a Sunset Flip pinning Jennifer.) 1, 2, ... Jennifer rolls it over 1, 2 Felicity rolls it over 1, 2, Jennifer rolls over again 1, 2, Felicity grabs the rope (As the referee pulls Jennifer off and both women stand regaining there composure as Jennifer runs at Felicity and hits a Hurricanrana that some how takes both girls over the ropes and both land hitting the security barriers. Drummer looks on to Jennifer as the referee makes him back away and both women begin to climb up and Jennifer grabs Felicity by the hair and begins to bang her head against the security barrier.) JLT: “Kinda looks like what she did to Meggie last week” Leah: “Yeah except less cuteness with the name.” (Felicity blocks the third attempt to have her head knocked into the barrier as she throws her hands onto the barrier and then elbows Jennifer in the face Jennifer stumbles backwards and is met with a kick to her back followed by a buzzsaw Kick. Jennifer was laid out as Felicity grabbed her up and then hit the Flick Driver (Flipping Pile Driver) onto the hard floor.) (Felicity climbs back into the ring as the ref gets to the nine count and then he reaches Ten and the match is hers.) John Roe: “Here is your Winner, Felicity.” (Felicity looks down at Jennifer’s hurting body as she climbs down and Drummer is standing protecting her. Felicity clocks him in the face with a buzzsaw kick of his own as she picks Jennifer up tossing her back in the ring and giving her a Crippler crossface, as Jennifer begins tapping and numerous referees run out trying to pull Felicity off as Felicity continues to hold the move, until eventually being bored with it and climbing off. The referees escort her out of the ring area, Felicity begins to walk up the ramp but she is confronted by Katima who is staring her down on the top of the stage.) JLT: Ut-oh! This could be trouble! [The two divas stare at each other, Felicity smiles at Katima. Katima gives her a longing look before turning backstage and disappears backstage, Felicity then decides not to go up the ramp incase Katima blindsides her and decides to walk backstage by the side of the ramp.) JLT: Felicity picks up the victory over Jennifer Collins, I think she sent a message to Katima tonight! Those two women really hate each other! Leah: Well Katima got all up in Flick’s biz! You don’t do that, girl! [The scene soon shifts to yet another locker room, only to show the Lovely, Ditzy, Blonde; KibbyD. Kibby is in her locker room talking on her cell before a match, it seem like the conversation could be that of a serious one. She gives a giggles as the camera’s picks up on a few of her words.] Kibby: Don’t worry I will make sure you will be in attendace. I mean they can not keep a good person away. You will make one hell of a shock when you make your Grand Red Carpet apperance. The paparazzi will go crazy for you and me and we will shut these bitches mouth once and for all. [Kibby gives that evil giggle as she hangs the cell phone up. She fixes her hair in the mirror before grabing her doggie Daisy and heading out of the door.] Six-Person Tag Team Match Amerie Marquez, KibbyD & Misfit Tamera vs. Avery, Envy & Latrisha Lamarte (Dirty Inc.) JLT: We have six-person action next as the debut of Latrisha Lamarte’s new tag team Les Mannequins and the debut of Amerie Marquez, with Amerie teaming up with KibbyD and Misfit Tamera in what should be a very interesting match! Leah: Les Mannequins scare me, and not just because they blindly worship Latrisha! I’m going with Team Amerie, even though they’re weirdly mismatched! Amerie is Latin, Kibby is a Hollywood socialite and Misfit Tamera needs a stylist! JLT: Well, opposites attract and this is the Mannequins first outing as a team in Divas Unleashed so we’ll have to see how they fair, especially after last week where they made such a dramatic entrance! Leah: Eh, it was okay. Avery’s hair is pink, so that makes her go up in my estimation a little bit but not enough to reach “Leah Luv” status. [The crowd rise to their feet as the acoustic guitar riffs of Alter Bridge’s, “Find the Real” plays throughout the arena’s P.A. system. Out from behind the black entrance curtain, Amerie Marquez walks out onto the steel mesh entrance ramp, much to the fans delight. She points to both sides of the crowd, then points to the ring as green, white, and red sparkles rain down behind her. She takes off sprinting down the steel mesh ramp way and slides underneath the bottom rope into the ring. She slides all the way to the middle of the ring, before rolling forward once into a knip up to her feet, playing to the crowd.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Guadalajara, Mexico; weighing in at 126lbs...AMERIE MARQUEZ!!! [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Houston, Texas; at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied to the ring by DaisyD...KIBBYD!!! [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] [The familiar music of "She's A Rebel" by Green Day plays on the sound system, and suddently Tamera emerges from the curtain, and pushes them from her way as she stands at the top of the entrance ramp with her hands on her hips as she looks around the sold out arena. She begins to quickly walk down the entrance ramp, feeling the energy and points at her Halter Tee which is preferably a cheap plug. She stops midway at the entrance ramp, before jumping up and down getting ready to prove herself as she quickly runs down into the ring, sliding there carelessly. Flipping her hair up, she looks around the arena before climbing the turnbuckles and screaming, "Don't Fuck with Misfit!" before jumping off the turnbuckle. And awaiting her opponent, as her energy got the best of her and she's ready to kick ass, proving she's a Misfit.] John Roe: And rouding up the team, hailing from Nevada City, Nevada, at a 110lbs...MISFIT TAMERA!!! [The Dirty Inc. logo is seen up on the screen as smoke billows. "Fuck Ya Man" by Tila Tequila begins to play, and the lights at the top of the ramp blink in correlation to the beat. Avery and Envy walk out together, with their hands on their hips, and stop near the entrance. They give each other a quick glance, nod their heads and begin walking down the ramp in near robotic unison. Avery slides underneath the bottom rope as Envy hops up on the apron and steps between the ropes. Avery runs over to the corner and jumps up on the second turnbuckle, raising her arms in the air. Envy goes to her own respective corner and does the same. They jump down from the turnbuckles together, and then join one another, awaiting their competition.] John Roe: And their opponents, consisting of Les Mannequins, Avery and Envy, and Latrisha Lamarte...DIRTY INC!!! [The two teams stand in their respective corners, KibbyD gives Misfit Tamera a dirty look before climbing through the ropes and standing on the apron. Amerie and Tamera then play a game of rock, paper scissors to decide which woman will start the match. Avery steps forward from Dirty Inc as Latrisha and Envy stand on the apron. The referee calls for the bell as Avery and Amerie circle each other, Amerie stares at Avery with a frown. Avery stands and looks back at her, Amerie then scowls and shakes her head.] [She walks back to her team’s corner and tags in Misfit Tamera. Tamera looks surprised and steps into the ring, Avery stands with her hands on her hips. Tamera walks up to her with a smile on her face before blindsided her with a boot to the gut, Avery doubles over as Tamera pulls her into a front face lock. Avery shoves Tamera to the ropes, Tamera hits them and bounces back and Avery nails her with a hip toss.] [Avery then tries for an elbow drop onto Tamera but Tamera rolls out of the way and Avery hits the canvas. Tamera then brings Avery to her feet and nails her across the face with an uppercut, Tamera then grabs Avery into a belly-to-belly suplex and walks towards the turnbuckle. Tamera then leaps backwards, executing the suplex as Avery flies through the air and crashes into the turnbuckle and hits the mat with a thud.] JLT: Ouch! Did you see that move? Leah: Yes, I am watching the match? JLT: Avery could have ended up with a broken neck! [Avery then holds her head and crawls to her corner, Latrisha shouts directions at her. Avery tags in Envy as Tamera stands in the middle of the ring. Les Mannequins climb into the ring, Tamera then runs towards Avery and Envy but the Mannequins nail her with a double shoulder block. Tamera falls to the canvas, Avery then tells Envy to go to the top rope. Avery scoops Tamera off the canvas, she holds her in a sidewalk slam position as Envy leaps from the top rope with a leg drop, completing a slam/leg drop combination.] JLT: Nice double team from Les Mannequins! Leah: Don’t you think there is something a little odd about them? JLT: No? Envy has a cover! [Avery leaves the ring as Envy covers.] [1] [2] [Amerie breaks up the count.] [Envy shoots a dirty look to Amerie as she walks back to her corner, she brings Tamera to her feet and tosses her into her team’s corner. Envy then points at Amerie, Amerie tags herself in and hops over the ropes. Amerie and Envy circle each other, Envy swings for Amerie with a punch but Amerie ducks. She kicks Envy in the stomach as Envy doubles over, Amerie then nails a swinging neckbreaker.] JLT: Nice move from Amerie! Leah: Yeah, pretty good, for a Mexican! [Amerie then heads to the top rope, she looks over her shoulder at Envy who lies on the canvas. Amerie then leaps backwards with a moonsault but Envy rolls out of the way and Amerie smashes into the canvas. Envy then brings Amerie to her feet and nails her across the face with a few punches, Envy then whips Amerie into the corner. Envy tags in Avery. Avery then whips Envy towards Amerie but Envy reverses and sends Avery flying towards Amerie.] [Avery crashes into her with a body splash. Avery then grabs Amerie and pulls her into a running bulldog from the corner. Avery rolls Amerie over and calls Envy to her. Avery then pulls Envy into a powerbomb and lifts her up into the air, slamming her partner down on top of Amerie. Envy then rolls out of the way as Avery covers, hooking the leg.] JLT: Les Mannequins are working well as a team! That was a nice double team move from them! Leah: Eh, if Lady Bunny or RuPaul was in their team, I’d be more supportive. [1] [2] [Amerie gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Kibby and Tamera seem to giving each other stares, they should be keeping an eye on this match! Leah: Nobody wants to look at Avery for too long, they’ll go blind! [Avery brings Amerie to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Avery tries to grab Amerie into a sidewalk slam but Amerie counters into a headscissors to take Avery into the mat. Avery rolls to her feet, she charges toward Amerie but Amerie kicks her in the mid-section. Amerie then pulls Avery into a cradle piledriver and plants her into the canvas.] Leah: Isn’t the piledriver a banned move? JLT: Since when did you ever care about rules? [Amerie then walks to her corner, Misfit Tamera tries to tag herself in but Kibby shoves her off the apron. Tamera falls to the outside as Amerie tags in Kibby, looking confused at the shove. Kibby climbs into the ring and blows kisses to the audience. She approaches Avery and stands with a hand on her hip, shaking her head at her appearance.] [Avery finds her feet as Kibby walks up to her and slaps her across her face. Avery stumbles backwards as Kibby frowns at her hand, like she felt something that wasn’t supposed to be there. Avery then boots Kibby in the face as Kibby falls down. Avery then walks to her corner and tags in Latrisha.] JLT: Here comes the leader! [Kibby crawls to her feet as Misfit Tamera slides into the ring. The referee tries to block Tamera but Tamera shoves him away, Latrisha stands with an amused look on her face. Kibby finds her feet as Tamera walks up to her and shoves her, Kibby retaliates with a slap and shouts “That was for Paris!” at her.] JLT: She just slapped her own partner! Leah: For Paris Hilton’s honour! [Tamera then spears Kibby into the canvas and the two begin to exchange punches. Amerie Marquez then uses her intiative and climbs into the ring, she runs towards Latrisha but Latrisha runs towards her and leaps into the air, connecting with a knee to the face, knocking Amerie into the mat.] [Tamera and Kibby are still fighting in the ring, Latrisha then pulls Amerie to her feet and pulls her into a full nelson slam into a DDT “Absolute Perfection” finisher, planting Amerie in the canvas. Latrisha then covers Amerie, hooking the leg.] JLT: Latrisha nailed her finisher, this could be over! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Leah: Haha, that’s funny. John Roe: Here are your winners…DIRTY INC!!! [Kibby and Tamera pause fighting for a second as Les Mannequins climb into the ring, Latrisha raises their hands in the air. Latrisha then leaves the ring as her team follows her, she walks up the ramp with a smile on her face. Tamera and Kibby are still exchanging punches on the mat as the referee tries to pull them apart.] JLT: If Kibby and Tamera weren’t fighting, they could have won this match! Leah: When you need to fight about Paris Hilton, you need to fight about her, there’s no excuses. Les Mannequins won though, they’re two weird looking people but they’re winning matches. JLT: Yeah, I’m sure their “master” is happy with them. (The scene opens and Meggie is seen standing in the hallway. She is pacing back and forth.) Meggie: “This is my biggest match in DU thus far. I am going to have to show that I can contend with these girls. Last week, Felicity did all the work, this week I am going to win for myself. I know we made a good team and all, but I want to show, I am ready for the Stripped Title, and I am going to have to show everyone tonight.” (Meggie continues pacing as a worried expression is on her brow. She had never been this nervous before. But, it seems she was really panicked about this match tonight, she didn’t want to end up all bloody like last week.) Meggie: “This is your chance Meggie, be ready for it.” (Meggie begins to air box as she jumps up and down swinging her fists towards the camera as a loud yell is heard.) Felicity: “Meggie!” (Meggie looks down the hallway to see, Felicity coming her way. She was running towards her) Meggie: “Hey girl, what’s up?” (Felicity stands regaining her composure and taking the earphones out of her ears, from running.) Felicity: “Sorry, I was doing a few laps, with the music on, I guess I said that a little loudly?” (Meggie nodded) Meggie: “Just a little bit.” (Felicity sighed catching a few quick draws of breath.) Felicity: “Anyways, I wanted to wish you luck tonight, and wanted to say thanks, for taking out Katima for me this week.” (Meggie nodded as if she weren’t nervous.) Meggie: “Well, I mean you are took out Jennifer for me as well. I think I could only return the favor. I mean honestly she beat my head against a pole last week, I’d love to just go out there and clobber her myself.” (Felicity gave a sly grin.) Felicity: “Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t let her beat my head in and make me bleed neither, but I guess she has a big head. She’s probably crying her locker room because I beat her. But hey, I know that you are going to take Aphrodite and Katima out tonight, and I wanted to say good luck. Who knows, maybe a team might be a good idea.” (Meggie shrugged) Meggie: “Maybe... but we will see what happens, and good luck to you too, I can’t wait to see you pull off another impressive victory.” (Felicity playfully punched her.) Felicity: “It’s not impressive, it’s Entourage, because I am better than her.” (Felicity began to walk off as Meggie put her hand behind her hair still giving off a rather nervous look.) Meggie: “Well, I hope I am Entourage as well.” (Meggie continues air boxing as Kyle walks in the scene from where Felicity had gone out.) Kyle: “What was that all about?” Meggie: “Oh just an Entourage.” (Kyle looks confused as Meggie continues air boxing and the scene goes back to the ring.) Triple Threat Match Aphrodite vs. Katima vs. Meggie JLT: Well folks, next up we have the Stripped Champion, Aphrodite, taking on Meggie and Katima in a non-title triple threat match! Leah: This oughta be physical one, since Katima and Meggie are both rookies looking to make it big! JLT: That’s right! Both those ladies will need to put out all the stops to win the match! Leah: Well, I wouldn’t say “all the stops” I mean it’s not like Aphrodite is playing with a hand full of cards, ya know? JLT: Say what you will, let’s just get on with the action! Leah: Sicko. JLT: Hush! [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.] John Roe: The following contest is a non-title triple threat match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Paris, France, she is the Stripped Champion…APHRODITE!!! JLT: Think what you will about Aphrodite, but she’s had a very successful reign thus far as the Stripped Champ. Leah: And she’s a model too! [The lights begin to blink in and out in a strobe motion. "Jealous Girls" By Khia begins to boom out of the arena speakers. A sexy figure stands steady behind a screen. As soon as the first verse begins, the figure kicks through revealing the most powerful diva in the industry...Katima.] John Roe: Introducing second, from Passaic, New Jersey…KATIMA!!! [The sound of "About Us" by Brooke Hogan hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she is followed by her boyfriend Kyle Maddison, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly as Kyle meets her and picks her up by the hands and offers her a kiss, as she then climbs up into the ring, she taunts in all four corners and get's ready to fight.] John Roe: The final contestant, from Swans Quarter, North Caroline…MEGGIE!!! [All three women are standing in the ring at once. Aphrodite makes sure her hair is perfect by using the reflection of her Stripped Championship as a mirror. Katima and Meggie eye each other on the opposite side of the ring. The bell finally rings, signaling the beginning of the match.] JLT: And here we go! Leah: Meggie may be a bit of an idiot but winning this match would do her good. JLT: You’re right. A win like this would definitely make her a force to be reckoned with. [Meggie and Katima square off and initiate a tie up. Both women try to overpower one another, but it is Katima who manages to twist Meggie’s arm to the side, locking her into a standing armbar-type submission move. Meggie tries in vain to reverse it, but Katima only tightens the hold. Out of no where, Aphrodite kicks Katima in the back of the leg, forcing Katima to drop to one knee and break the hold.] JLT: That was actually a very wise move by Aphrodite! Leah: And her hair still looks fabulous! [With Katima on one knee, Aphrodite stands behind her, grabs her by the locks of her hair and forcefully slams Katima’s face into the mat. With Katima face first in the canvas, Aphrodite then mounts the woman and begins to slap away at the back at Katima’s head. She then rolls Katima over and tries to pin her, but it doesn’t even get a one count.] JLT: Well, Aphrodite is going to need to do more than that if she wants to win! Leah: Look at Meggie! [Cut back to the ring and we see Meggie come bounding towards Aphrodite at tremendous speed, dropkicking the French model square in the face, which sends through the ropes and to the padding on the outside. Her manager, Ruby, scurries over to help Aphrodite.] Leah: Better make sure her hair is okay! [Katima is back to her feet by now as she Irish whips Meggie into the ropes. She then attempts to hit a sidewalk slam but Meggie counters it with a headscissors takedown. Meggie keeps up her momentum by charging after Katima just as she gets back to her feet and nails her with a hard clothesline. She then tries to do the same when Katima finds her feet again, but Katima is wise enough to duck away from the clothesline. Katima then grabs Meggie by the hair and hits a neckbreaker. She rolls Meggie over and covers.] [1] [2] [Meggie manages to kick out.] JLT: Second pin attempt of the match and a close one at that! Leah: Hey, what’s Aphrodite doing? [The camera cuts to outside of the ring where Aphrodite is applying lip gloss to her lips. She smiles and makes a perfect ‘model face’ into the mirror that Ruby is holding for her.] JLT: That’s unwise, she better get back in the ring! [Back inside the ring, Katima lifts Meggie and attempts to hit a powerbomb, but Meggie counters it with a hurricanrana. The move doesn’t seem to phase Katima to much as she climbs to her feet nearly a second later. Meggie wastes little time and quickly rolls Katima up into a school girl pin.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Oh my god! That came out of nowhere! Meggie just won the match! Leah: Well, I guess all that rookie luck is paying off! John Roe: Here is your winner….MEGGIE!!! [Meggie stands in the ring and celebrates with her Kyle Maddison. She leaps into his arms and the two begin to kiss, Katima kneels looking at Meggie in shock. Katima approaches Kyle and from behind, sweeps his legs from under him as Meggie comes crashing down on top of her boyfriend. Meggie holds her mouth from her collision with her boyfriend.] [Meggie then walks towards Katima, who has her back to the blonde. Meggie spins Katima around but Katima has picked up Aphrodite’s Stripped Championship and nails Meggie across the head with it. Meggie falls to the canvas, lying motionless. Kyle finds his feet and charges towards Katima but Katima kicks him in the gut and nails him across the head with the championship belt as well.] JLT: What is Katima doing?! The match is over! Leah: She’s appalled at the colour of Meggie’s tan like the rest of us! Take that bitch out! [Katima then stands over Meggie and smiles, she tosses the championship belt down on her. Felicity runs down the aisle, armed with a chair, she slides into the ring. Katima turns and Felicity smashes her over the head with a chair. Katima falls to the canvas as Felicity immediately mounts Katima and begins to nail her in the head with shots to the face using the Rockford State Championship.] JLT: Felicity’s beating the hell out of Katima! Leah: Felicity is jealous that Katima has fabulous hair and Felicity’s all dried up! Use L’Oreal! JLT: Leah, I think it’s much more deeper than that! [After a few shots, Katima’s forehead becomes bloodied and Felicity releases Katima. Felicity stands over Katima and wraps the blood-stained Rockford State Championship around her waist. Felicity then helps Meggie to her feet as Meggie holds her head, Meggie then turns to her boyfriend and helps him to his feet.] JLT: It seems this partnership is paying off! [The trio leave the ring together, with the loved up couple groggily holding their heads and Felicity looking back at Katima’s body as the referee checks on her. Felicity smiles and the ‘entourage’ walks up the ramp backstage.] [We open up on a blindfolded Tequila being lead down a corridor, the camera pans back to reveal the two people leading her are Carley and Courtney. The Monroes sport two fluffy pink broaches on their chest, with “Think Pink” engraved in black.] Tequila: Where are we going? I hope there’s a proper present for me at the end of this. Carley: Nuh-uh we’re not telling you. It’s a surprise. Courtney: A big surprise which we know you're gonna love! [The girls carry on leading Tequila down the corridor. They side step some crate being pushed along but forget to help Tequila who ends up walking into it.] Tequila: OWWW! What the hell?! Courtney: Watch where you're going Tequila! Carley: Umm, she is actually kinda blind Sissy. Courtney: Oopsie, my bad. [Blonde Ambition manage to move Tequila out the way and continue walking, this time however they inadvertently guide her into the water cooler.] Tequila: Ahhh! What the hell are you doing?! I have water all done me, you retards! Let me take this blindfold off now! Carley: Noooo! Don’t take it off you’ll ruin the surprise! Umm, Courtney promises to be more careful this time! Right Courtney. (huge grin) [Courtney looks at Carley shocked at being blamed especially since Carley was equally guilty.] Courtney: Yeah I promise even though I didn't do that one alone! Carley: Did too. Courtney: Did not! Carley: Did too! Tequila: Shut up! I don’t care about my stupid surprise, let me take this blindfold off! If you don’t take me to my lovely present straight away, I’m firing you both! Carley/Courtney (pouting): Yes ma’am. [Amazingly the Monroes manage to get to their destination without further incident or damage to Tequila. Their destination the parking lot specifically where Tequlia’s new pink Porsche is parked. Carley removes the blind fold then both Monroes gesture to the car hood which reads. “THINK PINK! P.S CAN WE TAKE A RIDE PLEASE!” in white spray paint.] Monroes (gesturing towards the hood): TA DA! [Tequila’s mouth drops open, the Monroes smile and nod at each other. Tequila approaches her car in shock and touches the hood, she runs her hand over the spray paint and it doesn’t move. Tequila then turns around and shouts at the top of her voice.] Tequila: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CAR?! [The Monroes gasp, shocked that their present failed to impress Tequila. Tequila begins to walk towards the Monroes, massaging her knuckles.] Tequila: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! [Tequila begins to run towards Blonde Ambition, the blonde sisters turn and begin to run away from her, screaming at the top of their lungs and waving their arms. They run around the car park like headless chickens as Tequila chases after them, finding it hard to run in heels.] Standard Match Janine Johnson vs. Noriko Lee JLT: We have Janine Johnson and Noriko Lee taking on each other in that very ring and it’s next! Last week, Noriko got herself and Shayla Walker disqualified from a tag match after she used a Singapore cane. The cane was intended for Janine but Maya was a ‘matyr’ and took the shot for Janine! Leah: Yeah, Maya doesn’t have any brains. Janine should be aiming to get revenge on Noriko Lee for last week and should restore Maya’s honour, let’s hope she can defeat that cheating bitch tonight! JLT: Maya was injured last week, she’s not in action tonight so let’s hope Janine can evade Noriko’s cane, I’d hate to see a young person like her get busted open and injured! Noriko needs to learn to play fair! Leah: Playing fair is for losers! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system as the fans are a bit surprised. Janine Johnson steps into the aisle wearing a white singlet with a red sun on the back and "JJ" in red lettering across the breasts, black elbow pads, black knee pads, and black and white boots. Janine holds a singapore cane high above her head and begins making her way down the aisle. The fans cheer Janine and her tribute to the Askai Champion. Once at the ring she steps through the ropes and raises the cane high again.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 132lbs...JANINE JOHNSON!!! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs...NORIKO LEE!!! JLT: It’s nice that Janine is honouring Maya tonight, she seems to have a gold head on her shoulders! [Both women place their canes under the bottom turnbuckle. The referee calls for the bell as Noriko and Janine circle each other. Noriko looks surprised at Janine's cane at ringside. They tie-up as Noriko pulls Janine into a front face lock, Noriko then flips Janine down to the canvas and tries to grab her arm into an armbar but Janine scrambles to her feet. Noriko runs towards Janine but Janine clotheslines her down into the canvas, Noriko bounces up and runs towards Janine but Janine clotheslines her once again. Noriko then runs to Janine for a third time as Janine swings for a clothesline once again but this time Noriko wraps her legs around Janine’s arms and takes her down into the canvas.] Leah: Noriko’s supposed to be associated with a cat for the way she moves you know but since when did cats use Singapore canes? JLT: Noriko has more experience than Janine does, Janine is only 17 so she’s still learning and she has the added pressure of being a second generation superstar! [She locks on a Fujiwara armbar and smiles, as Janine lies on the canvas and tries to escape the hold. Noriko drives the arm backwards as Janine claws her way to the ropes, Janine finally reaches them as Noriko is forced to release the hold. Noriko finds her feet and leaps into the air, dropkicking Janine in the back of the head.] [Noriko then grabs Janine by her hair and shoves her neck onto the top rope, Noriko then hoists herself up and lies with her body weight across Janine’s neck, choking her against the top rope. The referee demands Noriko release the hold and she reluctantly does, hoping onto the apron. Noriko then tries to pull Janine into a suplex position but Janine counters and nails Noriko across the face with a closed fist.] JLT: Janine’s fighting back, she’s not going to take Noriko’s cheating ways! Leah: Noriko’s in a rather worrying position on the apron! Look at Janine! [Janine then rams Noriko in the stomach using her stomach as Noriko flies from the apron and hits the barricade on the outside. Noriko holds her back as she lies on the floor, she finds her feet as Janine Johnson bounces to the ropes and races towards Noriko. Janine then leaps over the top rope with a “Swandive” swanton bomb, landing on top of Noriko as both women crash down to the floor.] JLT: Whoa! Janine flew, what a move! She could have easily broken her neck! Leah: It’s shame she didn’t, isn’t it? [Both women lie on the outside of the ring, as the referee begins a ten count. Janine finds her feet first and grabs Noriko and rolls her into the ring. Janine then climbs onto the apron and to the top rope, she signals to the audience and leaps off with a “Shockwave” 450 splash, connecting to Noriko. Janine then holds her position for a cover.] JLT: Janine’s really showing her high-flying ability tonight! She has a cover, this could be it! [1] [2] [Noriko gets her foot on the bottom rope.] JLT: Noriko’s may cheat a lot but she does know the rules of the ring. Leah: Jamie, rules are meant to be broken. [Janine then looks around at ringside for her father but realises he’s not there. Janine then brings Noriko to her feet but Noriko counters and nails Janine across the face with shots to the face. Noriko then runs to the ropes and springboards backwards towards Janine, she catches Janine in a DDT position but Janine counters, shoving Noriko forwards as Noriko lands on her front.] [Janine then leaps onto Noriko’s back and tries to lock in a Fujiwara armbar to give Noriko a taste of her own medicine but Noriko elbows Janine in the face and rolls away. Both women find their feet, Janine runs towards Noriko but Noriko grabs her into a fireman’s carry position, hoping to lock in a torture rack but Janine rolls off behind Noriko and pulls her into a back suplex but Noriko counters by leaning forward, she tries to get Janine into a headlock but Janine finally nails a Russian leg sweep to Noriko.] JLT: These women are really taking it to each other! Leah: Janine has a cover! [Janine then covers Noriko.] [1] [2] [Noriko gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Noriko refuses to be beaten but you know the temper she has on her, look! [Janine finds her feet as Noriko rolls to knees, she begins to thump the canvas, frustrated. Janine frowns as Noriko finds her feet, she runs towards Janine and tries to nail a clothesline but Janine moves out of the way. Janine then spins Janine around and pulls her into a suplex position, ready to execute a C4 but Noriko knees her in the stomach.] [Noriko then pulls Janine into a pedigree position and leaps into the air, slamming Janine into the canvas with an x-factor, completing “The Cataclysm” finisher. Noriko is still angry and walks over the turnbuckle, she leans through the ropes and picks up her Singapore cane from ringside.] JLT: Noriko nailed her finisher, this could be over! Why is she bringing her cane in? Leah: She and her cane are lovers. [Noriko walks back to the middle of the ring as Janine lies face down on the canvas, Noriko then grabs Janine from behind and pulls her up so she’s sitting on her knees, dazed from the move. The referee warns Noriko about the cane but she ignores him, Noriko then lifts the cane into the air and tries to crack it over Janine’s head but all of a sudden, Maya Okosaki grabs the cane from behind.] JLT: Good, Maya’s here! Stop that cheating Noriko! Leah: Do you listen to yourself when you talk? You sound ridiculous! [Maya snatches the cane from Noriko, Noriko spins around as Maya Okosaki cracks the cane across Noriko’s head. Noriko falls to the canvas, holding her head. The referee then calls for the bell as Maya looks shocked. The referee then speaks to the ring announcer, John Roe, who nods and speaks into his microphone.] John Roe: The winner of this match via disqualification…NORIKO LEE!!! JLT: That’s not fair, Noriko brought the cane into the ring! She should be disqualified! [Maya looks shocked still and walks over to Janine, she apologises to her. Noriko Lee then crawls to her feet, as Maya continues to apologise. Noriko picks up the cane and climbs to her feet using the ropes, she lifts the cane into the air and aims for the back of Maya’s head but Maya moves and Noriko strikes Janine in the forehead.] Leah: Haha, classic! [Janine falls backwards to the canvas, Maya then stands and stares at Noriko. Noriko stands with a red mark on her forehead from Maya’s shot. The two women circle each other, Noriko swings for Maya’s feet but Maya leaps into the air and evades the cane. Noriko then swings for Maya’s head but Maya ducks the cane swipes the air.] Leah: This is just like the Matrix! [Noriko then gets frustrated, she walks towards Maya, Maya tries to grab the cane from Noriko and holds onto the end of it. Noriko kicks Maya in the mid-section, causing her release the cane as Noriko lifts the cane into the air. She strikes Maya across the back of the head as Maya falls down to the canvas.] [Noriko then kneels on Maya’s back, she puts the cane down and begins to tug at Maya’s top, ripping the material away from her and tossing it out of the ring. Maya lies in her bra, Noriko then unhooks Maya’s bra, leaving her lying on the canvas with her whole back completely exposed.] JLT: Noriko better not be doing what I think she is! Leah: She’s just giving Maya a massage, calm down. [Noriko then smiles and drives the cane down onto Maya’s back repeatedly. Maya’s back is left with red marks as Noriko continues to pound her with cane shots, with Maya’s back soon becoming bloody. Noriko sees the blood and stops, with a satisfied look on her face, proud of her brutal assault.] [Noriko then tosses the cane aside. She steps over Maya’s back, walking along her and then rolls out of the ring and makes her way backstage, happy at her assault and her tainted victory. Medics rush to the ring to check on Maya as she lies motionless.] JLT: Noriko battered the Askai Champion, I can’t believe what she did, I’m disgusted at her! The match was over, she didn’t need to do that to Maya! Leah: Lighten up, a bit of cane action is fun! Noriko is just telling Maya that she’s better than she is, nothing wrong with that. JLT: You need to go to a morals school, pronto! That was nasty! [Amanda Kauffman is walking around backstage, when she sees Shayla Walker walking in the opposite direction. The only door in Shayla's direction is the exit door.] Amanda: Shayla where are you going? Shayla: I'm leaving. Didn't you know? Oh right I just gave Mr. Rockford my letter of resignation. I'm officially done with Divas Unleashed, Amanda. I'm tired of being pushed around and stepped on by the other wrestlers here. Amanda: Done!? You mean you quit? I thought you said you would quit if you lost one more match, not get disqualified from it. Shayla: A loss is a loss Amanda. Since Noriko cost me a win. I'm now holding to my promise and leaving this dump. I'm going to the greener pastures of Championship Wrestling Federation, the same fed you've warned me against, and I'm going to be their women's champion. Amanda: Shayla, they've probably lied to you about that. As they always lie to their employees. They promise you one thing if you do something and then they lie and screw up your career. I don't want your feelings hurt. Please turn backa round and tell Mr. Rockford you've changed your mind. Shayla: Not going to happen Amanda. I'm done with this hellhole. Everybody other than use gets the Diva of the Month award. Everybody other than us gets a FWA. Everybody but us get the title shots. Everybody other than us gets all of the attention. While we work our asses off every show and what do we get? Nothing! I'm tired of losing match after match. I'm tired of being pushed around. Well this is goodbye. [Shayla turned and walked to the exit. Amanda meanwhile was on the verge of tears.] Amanda: FINE! Just leave this place and degrade yourself on national television! I don't need your blonde ass around here! Don't come crawling back demanding your job back once they've stripped you of your dignity! Don't ever come come back, crying to me because they lied to you. BECAUSE I WON'T TAKE YOU BACK YOU SLUT!!!!!!!! [Shayla walks out the door without saying anything. Amanda just simply falls to her knees, covers her face with her hands and cries. Soon other DU wrestlers, who have heard the argument, walk by to confort Amanda and try to help her stop crying.] Tag Team Championship Match Blonde Ambition (Carley & Courtney Monroe) vs. Lethal Dosage (Cherrie & Crystal Hilton) vs. The Occult (Katrina & Lilith) JLT: We have the DU Tag Team Championships on the line next as Blonde Ambition and the new team of sisters, Lethal Dosage, challenge for the championship belts against The Occult! Leah: That’s right, and Blonde Ambition have been challenging The Occult for over a year so for Lethal Dosage to come in and win the belts would be hilarious! JLT: Cherrie Hilton makes her wrestling debut in Divas Unleashed in this match too, what a match to debut in, she must have lots of pressure on her shoulders and especially since she’s in her home state of New York! Leah: Katrina is a New Yorker as well but you know, the Occult have not been getting along at all, Katrina wants to fight her partner for the Unleashed Championship, can you believe that? If they lose the titles tonight, I can bet this will be the Occult’s last match! JLT: Yes, Katrina and Lilith have not been getting along so this will be a chance for the other teams to capatalise! How cool would it be to get new champions tonight? Leah: That would be sexy. ["Shake ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly plays as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both wave to the crowd, both have their trademark big grins on their faces. Tiger Lily walks out in the middle of them and smiles on the apron. Upon reaching the ring Carley slides off Courtney's back and the trio slides into the ring going to opposite corners where they wave to the crowd and shake their rear ends to the phrase 'shake ya tail feathers' both then meet in the center of the ring and remove their sunglasses and raise their arms into the air as pyro goes off behind them.] John Roe: The following contest is for the Tag Team Championships and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a combined weight of 230lbs, accompanied to the ring by Tiger Lily, Carley and Courtney...BLONDE AMBITION!!! [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Cherrie and Crystal emerge through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as the duo waves to the fans in their home audience. Before she steps inside the ring Crystal takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. The duo finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for their opponent to come down.] John Roe: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 246lbs, they are Cherrie and Crystal...LETHAL DOSAGE!!! [The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena. Just then Katrina emerges from the back, she begins to walk down to the ring, waving to her home crowd and enjoying the cheer she receives. All of a sudden, "Alone In My Room" by Skin interupts Katrina's celebrations as Lilith walks out onto the stage, with her demonic stare as she walks down to the ring, brushing past Katrina.] John Roe: And finally, at a combined weight of 387lbs, they are the reigning Tag Team Champions, Katrina and Lilith...THE OCCULT!!! [All three teams stand across the ring for each other, the Monroes face the audience and bop up down and getting the crowd to raise their hands. The Hilton sisters discuss the match and Lilith and Katrina stand next to each other, with less than happy looks on their faces. The referee calls for the bell as the match begins. The Hilton sisters walk to the centre of the ring and make gestures towards the champions to ‘come and get it’.] [Lilith then shoves Katrina forward as Lethal Dosage nail a double clothesline to knock Katrina off her feet. The sisters then begin to stomp on Katrina as she tries to roll to her feet and escape the pouding feet. Lilith, meanwhile, walks past her partner’s attack and approaches Blonde Ambition. She grabs Carley and Courtney from behind and clunks their heads together. Carley falls backwards to the ropes, rubbing her forehead as Lilith then clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside of the ring.] JLT: Lilith has a lot of power but I think she’s out paced by everyone else in this match! Leah: Yeah, the Monroes are dumb but they can be fast sometimes. [Lilith turns to Courtney and tries to do the same but Courtney ducks and grabs Lilith’s arm. She twists Lilith’s arm and hops around, pressing the arm up against Lilith’s back. Courtney then doesn’t know what to do with the arm as Lilith uses her strength to pull her arm free. She steps backwards and grabs Courtney, driving her backwards into the canvas with a Russian leg sweep.] [Across the ring, Lethal Dosage whip Katrina towards the ropes. Katrina hits them and rebounds back with a flying cross body to take down the Hiltons. Katrina then rolls to her feet. Katrina then approaches Cherrie Hilton and nails her across the face with an uppercut, Katrina then whips her into the corner.] [Katrina then follows up with a clothesline to Cherrie. Katrina then turns back to the ring where Crystal kicks her in the mid-section, Crystal then pulls Katrina into a fisherman’s suplex and plants her in the middle of the ring. Crystal holds the bridge as the referee drops to the mat and begins to count.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Lilith interrupts the count.] Leah: Don’t be silly, this match is chaos, there’s 6 women all in the ring, it’s going to be impossible to get a pinfall! [Lilith pulls Crystal to her feet and lifts her into the air with a body press, Cherrie Hilton then charges out of the corner and spears the back of Lilith’s legs, causing Lilith to fall backwards as Crystal lands on top of her with a splash. Crystal then stands over Lilith who is winded and holds her stomach, Crystal then yells at Cherrie and heads to the top rope. Cherrie drags Lilith into position as Crystal stands on the top rope, she signals for her finisher but from behind comes Carley Monroe. Carley shoves Crystal forward as Crystal spins with a somersault and connects to Cherrie, as the two sisters crash into the mat.] JLT: Nice move from Carley, Crystal landed right on top of her sister! It was an accident but that can’t help sisterly relations! Leah: I bet she’s going to pay for that come Thanksgiving, someone will get a face full of mash, I can assure you! [Carley then climbs to the top rope herself as Lilith still lies on the canvas, Carley leaps off with a moonsault but Lilith rolls out of the way and Carley crashes into the canvas. Lilith finds her feet and steps over Carley’s body but all of a sudden Courtney Monroe leaps from the top rope with a hurricanrana connecting to Lilith and taking her down into the canvas. Courtney leaps into the air and begins to applaud herself but Katrina bounces to the ropes and nails Courtney with a clothesline from hell.] JLT: Katrina almost beheaded Courtney there! Leah: Pity she didn’t. [Katrina then covers Courtney, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Cherrie interrupts the count.] JLT: Cherrie’s fairing well in her debut match! Leah: It looks like she’s feeling Katrina up… [Cherrie pulls Katrina to her feet and into a pumphandle slam, hoisting the champion into the air and driving her into the mat. Cherrie then turns around where Carley Monroe is charging towards her. Cherrie grabs her by her hair and tosses her over the top rope to the outside once again, Carley lands on the padded floor as Tiger Lily walks over and helps her friend up.] [Cherrie then calls Crystal over and the two sisters target Lilith, Crystal nails the tall woman across the face with a chick kick but Lilith stumbles backwards holding her jaw. Lethal Dosage then both grab Lilith by the arms and whip her to the ropes, she bounces back as the Hiltons nail her in the face with a double chick kick. Lilith falls to the canvas as Crystal heads to the top rope once again, going for her finisher. Instead of executing it, she sees Carley standing on the outside of the ring.] Leah: I think Crystal’s going to be airborne! [Crystal then leaps towards her with a flying plancha taking out Carley and Lily as all three women crash to the floor. Courtney Monroe has found her feet and runs towards Cherrie, Cherrie tries to nail her with a superkick but Courtney cartwheels out of the way. Cherrie spins around but Courtney grabs her and pulls her into a death valley driver before driving her into the canvas.] JLT: Ouch, did you see Courtney’s head bounce off the mat? Leah: It was good. [Courtney then leaps to her feet and begins to dancing, excited that she executed the move. She walks to the ropes and begins to shake her hips for the fans, Katrina eyes Courtney celebrating and crawls over to Cherrie, covering her. The referee begins to count.] Leah: Oh, this would be hilarious if Katrina wins! [1] [2] [Cherrie kicks out.] JLT: Katrina could have just upset the Monroes big time, you know how they’re so sensitive sometimes. They need to focus more! [Courtney looks shocked at the near pin and calls Carley back into the ring, Carley slides in and they high five each other. Katrina looks up at the them as the Monroes then execute a synchronised cartwheel past her, Katrina stands with a frown. The Monroes then bounce to the ropes and execute another cartwheel across the ring, pausing at the end to hug each other at what they’ve achieved.] Leah: Wow, you did some cartwheels… [Katrina shakes her head, she turns around but Crystal Hilton has ascended the top rope. Crystal then leaps forward with a jumping tornado DDT from the top rope, planting Katrina in the canvas. Crystal then rolls Katrina over for a cover but before the referee can count, the Monroes grab Crystal’s feet and drag her to the center of the ring.] Leah: What are they doing? [Carley and Courtney then nod at each other and begin to run around, executing an airplane spin on Crystal as she flies through the air. Carley and Courtney then release her as Crystal flies across the ring and lands, sliding until she hits the bottom turnbuckle. Carley and Courtney then giggle at each other, they try to high five each other but Lilith grabs both of their arms.] JLT: Lilith has both of the Monroes! [Lilith then pulls both sisters towards her and grabs them by the throat, hoisting them into the air and planting them in the canvas with a double chokeslam. Lilith then walks towards the centre of the ring and grabs Cherrie Hilton by the hair, Lilith calls Katrina over but Katrina shakes her head no, Katrina then yells at the referee as she holds her ankle, the referee walks over to her. Tiger Lily then climbs onto the apron as Lilith then drops Cherrie and walks over to Lily but Lily nails her in the face with a fist, Lilith stumbles backwards as Lily leaps onto the ropes and into the ring, nailing the monster her with a flying kick to the face.] Leah: Cheater! JLT: Katrina’s not even helping her partner! [Lilith then falls to the canvas as Katrina sits in the corner, Lily rolls to her feet and walks over to the Monroes, she shakes them to try and revive them and slides out of the ring as the referee turns around. Crystal Hilton has found her feet and shaken off her dizziness, Crystal calls Cherrie and signals to her. Cherrie nods and brings Lilith to her feet but Lilith counters, swinging at Cherrie with a clothesline.] [Cherrie ducks and kicks Lilith and nails her with an “Axe Crusher” stunner. Lilith falls to the canvas as Crystal Hilton leaps from the top rope with a 450 splash “Rose Whip” connecting to the champion. Crystal then holds her position for a cover as the referee begins to count and Katrina watches, sitting in the corner still.] JLT: What a double team move from Lethal Dosage! Crystal has the pin! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Whoa! They won! John Roe: Here are your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions…LETHAL DOSAGE!!! [Crystal then stands up with a shocked smile on her face, Crystal and Cherrie then hug each other. The referee walks towards them with the tag titles and hands them to each sister, as they raise them in the air. Cherrie and Crystal then hug again and smile at each other, Katrina rolls out of the ring and walks to the back. Crystal and Cherrie then head to a turnbuckle and celebrate to the fans, as the sounds of Outkast blast over the PA system.] JLT: Lethal Dosage are the new champions, Cherrie won the titles in her debut match! Crystal gets a third championship reign! What a night for the Hiltons, and in their hometown too! [Lilith lies on the canvas as Tiger Lily smiles at the loss, she helps the Monroes to their feet as Lilith sits up, holding her body, she stares at Lily but Lily stares back. Blonde Ambition then leave the ring as Lilith lies back on the canvas, holding her head.] JLT: Lily could have cost Lilith the titles there but I’m baffled to why Katrina didn’t help her partner out more! Leah: They hate each other, obviously! [Cameras show Krysta Taylor with a vexed look on her face standing next to Yuku Shiro decked out in her new clothing line called “Iron Beauty” which consists of a black long sleeve crop top which stops short right at the lower part of her breasts with a Tiger and Dragon emblem embossed on the sleeves and a white tribal symbol on the back, and low rider black spandex pants which hang at the hips with white tribal symbols etched on each side of the pants legs along with black wrestling boots, and black UFC issued fighting gloves. Her hair is done in a funky Japanese Anime style samurai do.] Krysta Taylor: Krysta Taylor, sexiest woman alive, here with the “self-proclaimed” Queen of yada…yada…yada…Yuku Shiro; tonight you take on Tiger Lily in the main event which I could really careless about…what I want to know is WHAT the hell is on your back. Yuku Shiro: Glad to see that you’re in rare form tonight Krysta, and to answer your questions (turns around) it’s my new tattoo! [Krysta looks in disgust as the crowd erupts to see Yuku’s new tattoo of a Dragon wrapped around a Tiger which takes up her entire back down to her tail bone.] Krysta Taylor: Ewwww…what the heck did you do THAT for? Yuku Shiro (Smiles): A form of homage to my late mother…I found out she had one, and got the guys down at Miami Ink to duplicate it…shot out to them for the fine job. Krysta Taylor (Mutters): At least we know where you get you tramp genes from…. Yuku Shiro: Excuse me? Krysta Taylor: Nothing…so I’m suppose to talk about your match tonight I guess…can we expect you to FLOP against Lily like you did in your tag match in Miami? Yuku Shiro: Lilith got the best of me, I’m not going to make any excuse about that, but I got a whole new bag of tricks, and she’s going to find that the next time I’m up at bat…I’m hitting her pitch OUT of the park. Krysta Taylor: EXCUSE ME, this is wrestling…not baseball. Yuku Shiro: I know that…it’s an analogy. Krysta Taylor: A what? Yuku Shiro: Nothing…then point is Tiger Lily is going to find out that since she’s fallen off the mountain, there’s already someone half way up the top, so she’s going to have to wait in line. Krysta Taylor: I didn’t understand a WORD you just said. Yuku Shiro: I figured that…by the way, you shoes look like they’ve been scuffed. Krysta Taylor: WHAT?! MY GUCCI?! [As Taylor bends over looking Yuku jumps into the air, and comes down SLAPPING her across the neck with a WICKED Indian Burn! Krysta screens in pain as she clutches her neck.] Krysta Taylor: OWWWWWWWWW! YOU BITCH!! Yuku Shiro: That’s for the comment about my mother you dumb blonde…I’m standing RIGHT next to you…jeez what a retard. [Yuku shakes her head as she walks off, while Krysta scowls at her while nursing the back of her neck.] Standard Match Tiger Lily vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: We’ve come to the main event of our show and we’re going to see the fight between Tiger Lily and Yuku Shiro, who both see themselves as number one contenders to the Unleashed Champinship! This match should let them take out their frustrations on each other and I’m sure Lilith is going to be watching this very closely! Leah: I think Lily cost Lilith the tag titles earlier tonight but this is the first time Lily and Yuku are going to face off in singles action and it should be interesting to watch! JLT: It should, Lily could be seen as the underdog in this match but I think she could surprise people, Yuku’s confidence could take a dent if she’s defeated by Lily after dimissing her so easily! Leah: I know, although Yuku might have gained support of her naysayers after she just attacked Krysta. Nobody likes her! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. ehind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display.As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs...TIGER LILY!!! ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 150lbs, she is the Queen of Queens...YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] [The bell rings as Lily and Yuku circle each other. Yuku then turns to the audience and looks at them as they cheer her, Lily then rolls her eyes and does the same, receiving a cheer as well. The two divas tie-up, with Yuku nailing Lily with an uppercut. Lily stumbles backwards as Yuku kicks her in the mid-section and pulls her into a DDT position, Lily rolls out of the hold, twisting Yuku’s arm behind her back and grabbing her neck, pulling her down into the mat with a back cracker.] JLT: Nice counter from Lily! She could have popped some of Yuku’s ribs with that! Leah: With any luck. [Yuku bounces off Lily’s knees and hits the mat, she holds her back and looks up at Lily who smiles at her. The two divas circle each other once more, Yuku then drops to the mat and sweeps Lily’s legs with a martial arts kick. Yuku then leaps to Lily’s head and tries to grab her neck into a dragon sleeper but Lily uses her legs and wraps them around Yuku’s neck, using her leg strength to flip Yuku to the canvas.] [Lily finds her feet and runs to the ropes, she leaps into the air with an attempted leg drop to Yuku but Yuku rolls out of the way. Lily lands on her butt as Yuku then swings with a martial arts kick, connecting to Lily in the face. Lily holds her face as Yuku brings Lily to her feet.] Leah: That kick could have broken Lily’s nose, you know I think Yuku is one of those people who hates everything because nobody likes her. That’s why she got a tattoo. Typical Asian. JLT: What are you talking about? [Yuku hoists Lily onto her shoulders into a death valley driver position but Lily lands behind Yuku. Lily then tries to hoist Yuku into the air with a back suplex but Yuku counters, spinning around and driving Lily face first into the mat with an x-factor. Yuku then rolls Lily over and covers her.] JLT: These women are really countering each other, it’s like they have each other scouted for every move! Yuku has a pin! [1] [2] [Lily kicks out.] JLT: Lily kicks out, I thi- Leah: That tattoo is really ugly. She looks like a lesbian now. JLT: Leah, can you focus on the match for once?! Leah: Fine! [Yuku brings Lily to her feet and whips her into the corner. Yuku then tries to follow up with a clothesline in the corner but Lily drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Yuku smashes into the turnbuckle and holds her chest as she stumbles backwards.] [Lily then grabs Yuku’s feet, swiping them from her feet and pulling Yuku out of the ring. Lily then nails Yuku with shots to the face before whipping her towards the steel steps. Yuku counters and sends Lily flying towards them Lily leaps onto the stairs and leaps backwards, spinning in the air to land a hurricanrana onto Yuku and driving her head-first into the padded floor.] JLT: What a move from Lily! That could have cracked open Yuku’s school, that padding is wafer thin, she could have hit the concrete! Leah: You know what would be funny? If this was an ice-hockey arena and her head cracked the ice, and then you could hear all the cracks, slowly but surely until everyone in this building just plunged under the water and the weight of these fat New Yorkers caused a tsunami! That would be hilarious! JLT: And would never happen… [Lily then slides into the ring, the referee begins a 10 count to Yuku. Yuku rolls into the ring, Lily then grabs Yuku and whips her to the ropes. Yuku bounces back as Lily attempts a tilt-a-whirl slam but Yuku counters and lands on her feet. She kicks Lily in the mid-section and pulls her into a suplex position, hoisting her up into the air for a stalling suplex.] [Lily fights the move, kicking her legs but Yuku counters the counter and slams Lily onto the top rope of the ring, landing stomach-first. Yuku then grabs Lily by the neck and pulls her into a stunner position. Yuku then tries to execute a stunner but Lily uses the ropes to flip herself over Yuku’s body, and landing with a diamond cutter to Yuku.] JLT: Another nice counter from Lily, I think Yuku’s underestimated her in this match! [Lily covers.] [1] [2] [Yuku kicks out.] Leah: You know how Yuku hates to be pinned, she’ll fight even if she’s covered in blood and urine. JLT: Urine?! Leah: Yeah, I heard she’s got bladder problems… JLT: Leah, be quiet. Yuku will hear you and come and kick your ass. She probably watches all her matches over after this goes off air, she’ll hear your comments. Leah: Whatever. [Lily brings Yuku to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Yuku bounces back as Lily swings with a kick to the face attempt. Yuku counters with a baseball slide, taking out the standing leg of Lily as Lily falls to the canvas. Yuku then grabs Lily’s head into a dragon sleeper and locks in on, finally. Yuku extends back on Lily’s neck as Lily tries to reach the ropes with her feet.] [Yuku yanks back on the submission but Lily still refuses to give up the hold. The referee then tells Yuku to break the hold, as Yuku stands with Lily’s neck, moving it forward so that she stands in a diamond cutter position. Yuku then leaps into the air, flipping over Lily’s body and planting her in the canvas with an Asai DDT.] Leah: That was a cool move! JLT: Yuku has a pin! [Yuku covers.] [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Do you think Lily was upset that the OC got cancelled? JLT: Leah, focus on the match! Now! [The fans begin to murmur as Lilith walks down the ramp, Yuku looks at her. Lilith smiles at her as Yuku prepares to fight, Lilith then stands at the bottom of the ramp, watching the action. Yuku turns back to Lily and pulls her to her feet but Lily suddenly counters nailing Yuku in the face with a barrage of lefts and rights.] [Lily kicks Yuku and pulls her into a powerbomb position, she hoists Yuku up. Yuku tries to counter with an x-factor but Lily counters and shoves Yuku’s knees away and pulls Yuku into the canvas with an x-factor of her own.] JLT: Can you believe these counters? Leah: That was cool! [Lily then rolls Yuku over and signals to the top rope. She climbs up to the top rope, signalling for her finisher but Lilith distracts her. Lily then turns back to the ring but Lilith climbs onto the apron and shoves Lily forward. Lily lands on her feet and spins around, as Lilith stands on the apron.] JLT: What the hell is Lilith doing? Leah: Hey, Lily interfered in Lilith’s match! [Lily runs towards Lilith and swings for her but Lilith drops down off the apron, Lily then begins to yell at Lilith but from behind comes Yuku Shiro, she grabs Lily into a suplex position and hoists her into the air for a impact driver “Life Hammer”, slamming Lily into the canvas.] JLT: This is it! It’s over! [Yuku then covers Lily.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Yuku wins! John Roe: Here is your winner…YUKU SHIRO!!! JLT: Lily put up a good fight but Lilith’s interference gave Yuku the opportunity to end it! [Yuku Shiro climbs to her feet with a smile on her face, her smile is soon wiped off as Lilith climbs into the ring. The two women walk up to each other, with Yuku’s height meeting Lilith’s eyes closer than most women. The two stare at each other when Yuku nails Lilith across the face with a right hand, Lilith stumbles backwards and nails Yuku across the face.] [The two women begin to exchange punches but Lilith grabs Yuku and knees her in the mid-section, Lilith then pulls Yuku into a “Hellish Nightmares” finisher position but all of a sudden comes Katrina from behind with a chair to the back of Lilith.] JLT: Where did she come from?! Leah: New York! New York! Dun dun dun, dun dun du, du- JLT: SHUT UP! Leah: Ugh! Someone doesn’t appreciate the classics! [Lilith falls to the canvas as Katrina smashes her over the back of the head with the chair for good measure, Katrina then walks over to Yuku and slams the chair over Yuku’s head, as Yuku falls to the canvas as well. Tiger Lily has found her feet behind Katrina and yanks the chair out of her hands, Katrina spins around as Lily drives the edge of the chair into her stomach.] JLT: Lily and Katrina are going at it! This is chaos! We can’t have four women involved in the title hunt! [Lily then drops the chair on the mat and pulls Katrina into a DDT onto the chair. Lily then stands and looks around at the fallen bodies, Lily then walks over to Lilith and rolls her over on the canvas. Lily then places the chair on Lilith’s chest and heads to the top rope. Lily then signals to the fans and leaps forward with a 450 splash “Summer Lovin’” connecting to Lilith.] Leah: She nailed it! [Lily lands, with the impact of the chair hurting both the champion her. Lily crawls to her feet, holding her chest. Yuku Shiro then comes from behind to Lily, armed with a chair of her own, she strikes Lily in the back as Lily falls to the canvas and falls over Lilith’s body in a pinning predicament.] Leah: Aww, symbolism for the win! JLT: Yuku’s the only one left standing! [Yuku then stands in the centre of the ring, looking around at her fallen opponents. She raises her arm in the air like she’s raising a title belt. The camera cuts to the fallen faces of all three women and Exile fades off air to Yuku Shiro standing with her arm raised.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Karlee, Kibbs, Meggie, Paul, Tim and Tracey and everyone else who contributed! I hoped you enjoyed the show, I don't have much to say this week so keep up the good work! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-