Friday 26th January 2007
Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City, New Jersey

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “DU Rocks AC!”, “Maya Is Zzzzz!” and “I'm a masterdebator!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile live from Atlantic City! We're two weeks away from NP4 and tonight promises to be one hell of a show! I'm JLT, taking you threw this broadcast with my friend, Leah! Leah: I'm not you're friend but I am your partner but in a non-lesbian way! JLT: We have the Unleashed Champion teaming up with Tiger Lily to take on Katrina and Yuku Shiro in the main event of the show but before that, each woman will make a plea to say why they should get the title shot at Lilith at NP4! That has to be fuel for the fire in this match! Leah: Totally! JLT: We also have a huge Stripped Championship battle royal to find out who Aphrodite will be facing at NP4 and there's two winners in that match out of 8 women! That should be great, I don't know who's going to win, it's an open field! Leah: There's also Rockford State Champion Felicity taking on Courtney Monroe to further the 'think pink' campaign and Blonde Ambition's fan club are here tonight, God help us! They're in the front row, looking way too peachy! JLT: The new tag champions Lethal Dosage take on Les Mannequins in a non-title match, that should be a nice match to watch, tag action is always great! Latrisha is mentoring her team well, if they win tonight, they'll be undefeated so far! Leah: We also have Maya Okosaki teaming up with Misfit Tamera to take on KibbyD and Noriko Lee which should be cane-tastic, plus Tamera and Kibby are in action twice tonight! I hope there's blood, Noriko better bloody Maya or I want my money back! JLT: You don't even pay to sit there, you GET paid to sit there! Leah: Whatever! JLT: Anyway, first up we have Katherine Tenaud and Toya Banks! Debutants Match Katherine Tenaud vs. Toya Banks JLT: First we have the debut of Katherine Tenaud and Toya Banks as they fight it out for their first victory in their Divas Unleashed career. I think it’s cruel they stick these debutants on first, it just adds to the pressure they must already be feeling! Leah: Yes but under pressure you get cracks, and cracks lead to botches, and botches are just plain hilarious. JLT: Katherine Tenaud comes from Peru as well while Toya Banks is an all-American girl. Leah: I love her show, America’s Next Top Model. There’s too much crying on it though, I hope one of these women don’t cry when they lose, Jamie! [“Heaven's a Lie” by Lacuna Coil plays on the P.A system. Smoke starts coming out from everywhere...The lights go dark, and then after a while pyros explode on the entrance, and we see KT standing there with her arms open. then she starts walking down the rampway, at the middle of the ramp she takes off her robe and throws it to the crowd, she then slides into the ring and does some posing on the turnbuckles.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Lima, Peru; at a weight of 130lbs, she is The Dark Angel...KATHERINE TENAUD!!! [Beautiful Liar by Beyonce blast through out the PA system and into the whole arena as the arena darkens. When the song hits a uptempo swurve, Toya Banks appears onto the stage in a sexy pose with pink and blue lights beaming down upon her. She slowly struts forward along the beat of the song, living up to the excited fans. She continues to make her presense known as she awes the crowd with her seductive movement. Toya twirls when she reachs the middle of the ramp allowing the whole world to take a good look at her voluptuous, curvaceous body. Toya begins to put some pep in her step as she reaches the bottom of the ramp. Toya skips toward the apron, before crawling onto it. She enters the ring and proceeds toward the middle. She twirls and twirls before landing a split which causes the fans to react like school boys including the girls. Toya walks toward corner and sit on top, where she waits for her opponent.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Brooklyn, New York; at a weight of 129lbs...TOYA BANKS!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Katherine and Toya tie-up, Toya pulls KT into a headlock and flips her into the canvas. Toya then climbs to her feet and leaps into the air with a leg drop but KT rolls out of the way. Katherine bounces to the ropes. Toya climbs to her feet, leaning forward as KT leaps into the air trying to nail a scissors kick to the head but Toya moves out of the way. KT slams into the canvas as Toya leaps into the air with a somersault splash, connecting to KT. She covers.] JLT: Good aerial skills from Toya, she has a pin! [1] [2] [Katherine kicks out.] Leah: She came all the way from Peru, she’s not going to give up that easily! [Toya brings Katherine to her feet and whips her into the corner. Toya then charges towards Katherine but KT uses the ropes to pull herself up and boots Toya in the stomach. Toya stumbles backwards as Katherine grabs Toya and pulls her into a twist of fate “KT Cutter” position. She swings her around but Toya interrupts the move by shoving KT forward. KT hits the turnbuckle and stumbles backwards as Toya nails a German suplex.] JLT: A good move from Toya, her execution is beautiful on those suplexes! [KT hits the canvas and rolls over to her feet. Toya comes from behind and tries to apply another waistlock for a secondary suplex but KT elbows Toya in the face. KT then spins around with a spinning heel kick catching Toya in the face and sending her down into the canvas. KT then runs towards Toya and executes a cartwheel into an elbow drop.] Leah: I like that move, it’s nice and bouncy! [KT then covers Toya, hooking the leg.] JLT: She has a cover! [1] [2] [Toya kicks out.] [KT brings Toya to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle. KT then follows up with a clothesline to the face. KT then props Toya onto the top rope and tries to join her but Toya nails KT with a kick to the face, sending her backwards. Toya then leaps forward with an attempt cross body but KT grabs Toya’s head and pulls her into canvas with a modified version of the twist of fate.] JLT: What a counter! She pulled that out of nowhere! Leah: Poor Toya, that face could be ruined! [Toya lies on the canvas as Katherine rolls Toya over and drags her into position in line with the turnbuckle. KT then signals to the fans and heads to the top rope, she stands and poses for a second before leaping forward with a shooting star press, connecting to Toya. KT holds her position as the referee counts.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [3] JLT: KT won! John Roe: Here is your winner…KATHERINE TENAUD!!! [The Dark Angel climbs to her feet with a smile on her face, she raises her arms in the air. She rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp, with a smile on her face. A camera follows her and she turns to the camera, speaking happy words in Peruvian to it. Toya lies on the canvas, holding her head.] JLT: ‘KT’ picks up the victory, a nice match from her! Leah: Poor Toya, it’s about time she was cancelled. Fake-ass bitch! JLT: You know that’s Tyra? Leah: I know what I’m talking about. [“Just Let The Sun” by Skin plays into the arena as smoke fills the stage. After several seconds, the smoke clears as Lilith is lying on the stage in a fetal position. She sits up, looking around at the audience and smiling, her demonic eyes scanning the crowd as she licks her lips. She climbs to her feet and walks towards the ring, she puts the Unleashed Championship over her shoulder and pats it.] [She climbs into the ring as the crowd gives her a mixed reaction, she walks around the ring pacing and staring at the fans, running her teeth over her lips. “Faster” by Manic Street Preachers interrupts Lilith’s music as Shane Rockford struts out from backstage. He’s dressed in an expensive suit and his hair is gelled, he looks around the audience and half-smiles. He walks down the aisle and climbs into the ring. He brings a microphone to his lips as his music dies down.] Shane Rockford: I’m out here tonight because we have something to sort out. This Unleashed Championship situation has gotten out of hand, there are too many contenders and it’s spiraling into chaos every week. Tonight, we’re going to set things straight. Each of the ‘contenders’ for the title will each have a chance to justify why they deserve a title shot. Shane Rockford: If they convince me or even impress me with their pleas, I’ll decide which of the three women gets the championship shot. This is your one chance to say what you want. Let me warn you, I don’t want any fighting until I have made my decision. In fact, if you attack Lilith or your fellow contenders then you will not receive a title shot at all! [Lilith smiles and folds her arms, leaning against the ropes, Shane glances at her.] Shane Rockford: So without further ado, let’s get all three women out here! [The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena. Just then Katrina emerges from the back, she makes her way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd, she shoots Lilith a dirty look and stands in a corner.] [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. ehind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring. She look sat the other women and heads a corner, climbing on to it and raising her fist into the air as the fans cheer.] [The three contenders all look at each other, each standing in a corner of the ring. Katrina and Yuku glance at each other while Lilith and Lily do the same, all exchanging stares from each corner of the ring. Shane Rockford steps forward into the centre of the ring as the attention as all eyes turn to him.] Shane Rockford: Alright, nice to have you all here. I think we’ll go in a clockwise order so Tiger Lily, you’re up first. State your plea. [Tiger Lily walks forward towards Shane as he hands her his microphone and backs away to the ropes, giving Lily center stage. Lily then looks around at her rivals before bringing the microphone to her mouth and speaking.] Tiger Lily: Thanks for having me, Shane. As everyone knows at Passion & Warfare, I was scheduled for two matches. First I wrestled in a ladder match against Maya that more than took its toll on my body. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining in the least. But after wrestling that match, I wasn’t able to wrestle at 100% and give Lilith a decent fight. If you replay the video, you can see that I was already tired before the match even began. [Tiger Lily hesitates, as she knows what she is about to say will most likely anger Lilith.] Tiger Lily: And frankly, winning the Unleashed Championship has gone to Lilith’s head. A few weeks ago she attacked my good friends the Monroe sisters, which doesn’t sit well with me. It’s one thing for her to attack me, but to target my friends is a completely different story. So not only do I think I deserve a rematch, but also I think I need to show Lilith that she can’t go around attacking innocent people and get away with it. [Lilith raises her eyebrow and scowls slightly as Lily takes a little bow to the fans who cheer her speech. Lily then extends her arm to give the microphone to Shane, he takes it but before he can speak into it, Yuku holding her own microphone walks to the center of the ring.] Yuku Shiro: I’m suppose to come out here, and PLEAD my case as to why I should the #1 Contendership to the Divas Unleashed title…well I say I ain’t pleading a damn thing…I’m stating FACTS. [The crowd erupts as Yuku looks at all three women and Shane in the ring.] Yuku Shiro: FACT is at Passion & Warfare I eliminated FOUR other women in that battle royal to become the #1 Contender to the title. FACT is Tiger Lily had her shot at becoming DU champion, she dropped the ball, and since there was no OFFICIAL champion prior to the tournament she has no claim to a rematch. FACT is Katrina has NO CLAIM what so ever to or earned anything to be called the #1 Contender to that title, and the only reason she’s in the spotlight is because she was riding Lilith’s COATTAIL. [The crowd erupts again as Katrina flips out, and proceeds to curse at Yuku who ignores her.] Yuku Shiro: So you see there is no plea only facts, and the facts are at Nuclear Pussy it’s going to be me and Lilith for the title, but I do have a solution…(points to Katrina and Lily) since you two want a title shot so badly, why don’t you two battle it out #1 Contendership style at the pay-per-view, and after I’m done making this poor excuse for a Grace Jones wannabe BOW DOWN I’ll gladly fight the winner to defend MY TITLE. [Yuku tosses the mic, and proceeds to walk up to Lilith who tenses up to step to her as well as the crowd erupts but Shane warns them both to stay back. Shane then tries to bring the microphone to his mouth but Katrina picks up Yuku’s microphone and begins to speak into it, causing both Lilith and Yuku to look at her.] Katrina: Why should I get the title shot? Well Shane, during your and Tequila's honeymoon, you left someone who was unfit and bias run your company. During the tournament to crown a new Unleashed champion, she kicked both Lilith and myself out of the tournament. The finals should've been Lilith and myself though as we have beaten every challenged. But when Vixen was taken out, Krysta put Lilith in cause of her jealous hatred towards me. That's completely unfair and I know you don't want your company to be looked at in a horrible light. [Lily walks over to Shane and takes his microphone out of his hands. Lily turns to Katrina and interrupts the sex kitten’s speech.] Tiger Lily: That’s true Katrina but what about your actions last week in the tag team title match? How do you justify that? You didn't act like a team player then. Katrina: Ever since Lilth won that Unleashed title, she's changed for the worst. Thinking she's better than everyone, better than our tag titles. She turned on me in a heartbeat, so I just returned the favor. Now, I don't have to team with someone I despise. What will make it better will be taking that title from her showing her that it was I that carried the Occult. I'm the one who's held the most titles in this federation! I am the one that should be representing this company. I should be the one with the title shot and winning the title at my favorite pay per view, Nuclear Pussy! [Katrina turns the crowd and raises her arms as the crowd cheers for her. Katrina smiles and turns back to the audience, Yuku has walked to her own corner as Shane Rockford has found another microphone and walks to the centre of the ring, he has his hand on his chin as he thinks to himself.] Shane Rockford: Well ladies, those were good pleas. I think you all put forward your case and I understand where you’re all coming from. You know, I was hoping that this would help make me decide on who should get the title shot but I don’t know now. I have to make a decision, so I choos- [Lilith snatches the microphone from Shane’s hands as he stumbles backwards. Lilith laughs to herself and looks around at all of her rivals.] Lilith: Why are you deciding on one person? I can beat all three of these women and in fact, I have. ALL of you have been defeated by me. I’ll beat you all again. Shane, I suggest you put all three of these women against me at Nuclear Pussy 4. [The crowd cheers loudly at the suggestion.] Lilith: I love a challenge and if it’s fine with them, I’d like to have the opportunity to beat all 3 of them at once! [Lilith tosses the microphone back into the president’s chest. Shane looks around at the 3 women to get their thoughts, Lily nods and smiles slightly, Katrina crosses her arms and agrees. Yuku Shiro shakes her head and walks up and down, she looks at Shane and smiles to herself, nodding to the boss and looking at her opponents.] Shane Rockford: Alright, in that case...at Nuclear Pussy 4, it’ll be a four-way! Katrina vs. Lilith vs. Tiger Lily vs. Yuku Shiro for the Unleashed Championship! [The crowd cheers loudly as Shane Rockford drops his microphone and walks out of the ring, he steps through the ropes as all four women approach each other. They all begin to talk to each other, with Lilith and Yuku Shiro exchanging stares while Lily and Katrina do the same before switching to another rival.] [Lily then turns and backs out of the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and walking backstage. Katrina then follows suit and after a lingering exchange with Lilith, Yuku Shiro finally turns her back and heads backstage. Lilith stands alone in the ring, the Unleashed Championship still sitting on her shoulder and her eyes narrowed as her 3 PPV opponents head up the ramp.] JLT: Can you believe that?! A fourway! Leah: I know, it defeats the whole purpose of this plea thing! It’s going to be great though, I can’t wait to see that match! JLT: It should be an awesome one to watch, I think all women had good points for their cases tonight but Shane did the right thing, it was a hard decision to make and it should be cool to see them all fight each other! Tag Team Match KibbyD & Noriko Lee vs. Maya Okosaki & Misfit Tamera JLT: We’ll folks, coming up next we’ve got a tag team match that sees KibbyD and Noriko Lee taking on the returning Maya Okosaki and Misfit Tamera! Leah: This will likely be a bitchfest as KibbyD wants to get revenge on Tamera for dissing that waif Paris Hilton. Apparently they’re all chummy now? JLT: I guess so. Don’t forget this will be Maya’s return to action since being bloodied with a Singapore cane by Noriko only a few short weeks back. I’m sure she’ll be looking for some revenge as well. Leah: She has an unhealthy relationship with that cane, I hope she doesn’t use it as a vibrator… JLT: Leah! [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by DaisyD, from Houston Texas…KIBBYD!! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California…NORIKO LEE!! JLT: Seems to be an odd pairing if you ask me. Leah: I wonder why PETA hasn’t mauled Kibby for carrying around that damn dog? JLT: It’s cuz they’re too busy with J’Lo! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system and Maya steps into the aisle and begins making her way down the aisle. Despite the fans cheering her on. Maya's focus is solely on the ring and the match ahead. Once at the ring she steps through the ropes and bows respectfully to the referee before going over to her corner to meditate.] John Roe: And their opponents, introducing first from Kyoto, Japan, she is the reigning Askai Champion…MAYA OKOSAKI!! [The familiar music of "She's A Rebel" by Green Day plays on the sound system, and suddently Tamera emerges from the curtain, and pushes them from her way as she stands at the top of the entrance ramp with her hands on her hips as she looks around the sold out arena. She begins to quickly walk down the entrance ramp, feeling the energy and points at her Halter Tee which is preferably a cheap plug. She stops midway at the entrance ramp, before jumping up and down getting ready to prove herself as she quickly runs down into the ring, sliding there carelessly. Flipping her hair up, she looks around the arena before climbing the turnbuckles and screaming, "Don't Fuck with Misfit!" before jumping off the turnbuckle. And awaiting her opponent, as her energy got the best of her and she's ready to kick ass, proving she's a Misfit.] John Roe: And her opponent, from Nevada City, Nevada…MISFIT TAMERA!! [The two teams stand in their opposing corners as KibbyD glares at Misfit Tamera from across the ring and Maya seems to be doing the same to Noriko. The bell rings as KibbyD and Maya Okosaki begin to circle each other in the ring. KibbyD points at Misfit Tamera, claiming that’s who she wants to be wrestling. Maya shrugs and tags in Tamera, who happily obliges.] [As soon as Tamera enters the ring, Kibby comes charging at her and spears her into her own corner. She then thrusts her shoulder into Tamera’s stomach a few good times, causing the Misfit to keel over. Kibby grabs a handful of Tamera’s hair and violently tosses her clear to the opposite corner of the ring, where Noriko stands. Noriko takes this opportunity to kick Tamera in the back.] JLT: Noriko with a cheap shot, go figure. Leah: Hey, that’s what makes them a better team! Fair play is so overrated! [Misfit slowly climbs to her feet as KibbyD comes charging at her with a clothesline. Tamera manages to duck it at the last second and spins Kibby around to face her. After nailing her in the face with a couple of punches she whips Kibby into the ropes and nails a flapjack. Tamera then covers her for a pin.] JLT: Kibby goes face first into the ground! Leah: It’s probably not the first time, either! [1] [2] [Kibby gets a shoulder up.] [Misfit pulls Kibby to her feet and tags in Maya Okosaki. Maya enters the ring and respectfully bows at Kibby. Kibby shrugs but is nailed in the stomach with a stiff kick from Maya. Maya then nails her with three more kicks, to the legs, stomach, and head, sending Kibby to the mat. Out of nowhere, Maya dashes towards Noriko on the other side of the ring and shoves her off of the apron.] JLT: Whoa! That came out of nowhere! Leah: Well, she’s pissed because Noriko gave her all those nasty scars! Don’t mess with a sista’s face, honey! [JLT rolls her eyes, as the camera cuts back to the ring. Noriko climbs back up onto the apron and tries to enter the ring but the referee prevents her from doing so. KibbyD comes at Maya from behind and rolls her up into a quick school girl pin.] JLT: That was fast! Leah: Like lightning! Ooooh! [1] [2] [Maya rolls out of it. Both women stand to face each other, Kibby whips Maya into the ropes but Maya manages to hit a headscissors takedown. Kibby springs back to her feet but is sent back down to the ground with a spinning heel kick delivered by Maya. Maya then runs into the ropes and tries to hit a leg drop but Kibby avoids it and Maya’s butt hits the canvas. Noriko is standing on the apron, demanding to be tagged in. Kibby hears her partner and runs over to tag her.] [Noriko, still angry from being shoved off the ring, runs and grabs Maya pulling her to her feet by her hair. She talks some trash into Maya’s face while still holding her hair, then she whips Maya into the turnbuckle. She bashes Maya’s forehead into the ring post three times. Noriko then lifts Maya off her feet and sets her up in a tree of woe position, as Maya’s head dangles near the canvas. From the other side of the ring, Noriko comes dashing at her with a sliding dropkick to Maya’s face, causing the Askai Champ to go crashing to the mat.] JLT: Maya’s going to need a new face by the end of the night! Leah: Well, Maya should call up Lilith and see who her surgeon was! [Noriko pulls Maya to her feet, executing a couple of chops to her chest and whips Maya into the ropes. Maya slides through Noriko’s legs on the rebound and nails Noriko with a bulldog. Maya gets back to her feet, clutching her face and goes to tag in Tamera. The Misfit enters the ring, and grabs Noriko by the hair. She then pulls her into a suplex and lifts her into the air, stalling for a second, before slamming her back onto the mat. Tamera then bounces off the ropes and nails a standing splash. She then covers.] JLT: She could have her! [1] [2] [Noriko manages to kick out of it. Tamera stays on top of her and nails her with a marrage of lefts and rights until the referee pulls her off of her.] Leah: The bitch is nuts! [Noriko climbs to her feet and tries to clothesline Tamera but Tamera ducks it. Misfit then tries to nail Noriko with a backdrop but Noriko manages to flip out of that move. Finally, Noriko grabs Tamera from behind and plants her on the canvas with a reverse neckbreaker. She then goes on to tag in KibbyD. The Number One Bytch takes to the ring and stomps on Tamera while she is still on the mat. Kibby pulls her rival to her feet and attempts a bodyslam but Tamera reverses it into a headscissors takedown.] JLT: Nice counter I must say! [Misfit laughs at Kibby wildly until Kibby is back on her feet. Not one to be laughed at, Kibby kicks Tamera in the midsection and slaps her across the face. Tamera then slaps Kibby back and the two girls continue to slap each other until the referee breaks them up. Kibby, who is hella frustrated with Tamera at this point, grabs the Misfit and whips her into the ropes. Tamera reverses it and whips Kibby into the ropes, who out of nowhere comes running back and nails Tamera with her “Suga Rush” signature move!] Leah: Oh man! JLT: That came out of nowhere! [Kibby then quickly covers Tamera.] [1] [2] [3] Leah: Paris Hilton and Lucy Liu win! JLT: Lucy Liu?! Anyway, you’re right, Kibby and Noriko have won! John Roe: Here are your winners..KIBBYD AND NORIKO LEE!!! [Kibby rolls to her feet with a smile on her face, she begins to point at Tamera and laugh as the sounds of Paris Hilton fill the arena. Kibby then flips her hair and celebrates on the turnbuckle. Maya Okosaki finds her feet and walks over to Tamera, she tries to help her to her feet but Noriko Lee comes from behind. Noriko spins Maya around and kicks her in the stomach, pulling her into a pedigree into an x-factor “The Cataclysm” and planting her on the canvas.] JLT: The match is over! [Kibby then notices the attack and leaves the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and beginning to sign autographs for any of her fans. Noriko then picks up her Singapore cane, she walks back to Maya and strikes her on the back of the head. The shot causes Maya to roll over on the canvas, clutching her head.] [Noriko then snaps the cane over Maya’s stomach, causing Maya to hold her stomach, with her skin red from the shot. Noriko then taps the cane on the canvas and swings for Maya’s head, connecting on her forehead. Maya falls to the canvas, lifeless as Noriko stands with a smile. Maya begins to bleed on her forehead. Noriko turns and leaves the ring.] JLT: Noriko disgusts me. Leah: Is it because she’s Asian? JLT: Because of what she just did! [As Noriko walks away having once again caused damage on the Askai Champion, the bloody Maya pulls herself up with the aid of the second rope. Then picking up the Singapore Cane she requests a mic.] Maya: Noriko! [Noriko turns a little shocked that Maya is on her feet, Maya then points the second cane at her as backs off to the center the ring.] Maya: You’ve been a strong challenger these past few weeks you’ve beaten me down three times, at Nuclear Pussy 4 you have the opportunity to beat me down again for the Askai Title. I know you would want to use your cane so I’m going to give you that that opportunity, in a Singapore Cane match! [Maya draws a line in front of her with the Cane and waits for Noriko’s response.] [Noriko then tries to get back into the ring but is blocked off by security. She then responds loud enough for the mic in the camera to hear as she points a finger at Maya.] Noriko: It's your funeral... You're so on... [Noriko is then escorted backstage, with the security guys preventing Maya from looking at her face. Maya smiles on the canvas, happy that she has her match as the medic begins to tend to her.] Leah: A Singapore Cane match?! How fabulous! JLT: That should be very interesting to watch! JLT: Well Leah, it’s time for me to leave you on your own as I have a debate to host. Will you be okay on your own? Leah: No, I’m incapable of doing anything myself. Honestly, just go away! You smell anyway! [JLT rolls her eyes as she takes off her headset and places it on the commentary table. Leah folds her arms and sighs into her microphone. Jamie climbs up the steps into the ring, being handed a microphone on the way by John Roe. She walks to the centre of the ring as the arena cheers the honourable commentator.] [The ring has been re-designed, with red carpet and two wooden podium’s erected which resemble the one’s presidents speeches are given from. On each podium is an insigna, with one being the “think pink” logo and the other being an emblem of roses. JLT smiles and brings her microphone to her lips.] JLT: Hello everyone! Are you ready for the political debate, featuring the lovely “think pink” campaigners? [The crowd cheers as the Blonde Ambition fan club in the front row leap out of their seats and begin to cheer and applaud, starting a chant. JLT smiles.] JLT: Okay, let’s bring out the parties and get this started! [“Shake Ya Tailfeathers” by Nelly hits the PA system as the fans rise to their cheer with cheers. Carley Monroe skips out from backstage with Courtney, Lily and Mistress following her. Carley strikes a superhero pose as Lily smiles and waves to the audience while Courtney giggles. The trio walk down to the ring, slapping the hands fans who cheer them on. They head around the ring as the Blonde Ambition fan club stands, they cheer as Mistress laughs.] [The fan club hold up a “Vote Pink” sign and leap up and down in the front row. Blonde Ambition climb into the ring and blow kisses to their fans, as they cheer on, looking very excited. Carley then walks to JLT and stands up straight, extending her hand for a hand-shake. JLT looks bemused and shakes Carley’s hand as they begin to expect their podium.] [Suddenly, “Roses” by Outkast blasts into the arena as the new tag champions, Lethal Dosage walk out from backstage. They have their titles around their waist as Carley and Courtney frown at their arrival. Crystal has a rose in her hair as Cherrie walks behind her, they smile at the fans who give them a cheer and roll into the ring.] [They walk to their podium with the rose ensigna and stand behind it, Carley and Courtney looked shocked and begin to talk to themselves as Crystal and Cherrie stand next to each other, with Cherrie’s arm around Crystal’s shoulder. JLT then walks to the middle between both podiums and begins to speak.] JLT: Okay, if we’re all here, let’s begin. My first question, what is the name of your party? Courtney: The name is the think Pink Revolution! The most awesome Party ever! Carley: Not to mention the Blondest Ambionest…oooh ooh and Pinkest Party ever! [Crystal rolls her eyes as Carley begins to applaud, with the fan club rising to their feet with a standing ovation. Crystal speaks into her microphone.] Crystal: We’re called the Rose Party. JLT: Why have you decided to launch your party? [Cherrie leans forward, speaking before Courtney can.] Cherrie: We launched it so everyone could get ushered into getting a lethal injection! Crystal: On top of that we plan to show everyone our thorns! [Carley looks mortified at the thorns comment, JLT then looks at Courtney who seems to have forgotten the question. Lily whispers it into her ear.] Courtney: OH! To make history as Blond Ambition wants to be Diva of the Month! Carley: Yeah and and that way Carley-ness gets to run wild for a second whole month! Courtney: WHOOOHOOO!!!! [The fan club repeats the cheer, echoing it themselves as the fans cheer as well. Crystal and Cherrie talk to themselves, Crystal has begun removing her earrings. JLT glances at her.] JLT: If your party is elected Diva of the Month. What do you propose to do with your term as Diva of the Month? Courtney: We plan to bring more funzie than you can handle! our Oppoents they don't even know what Funzie is! Carley: Yeah! The more Funzie The Pinker (giggles) [Crystal sighs to herself and looks at Blonde Ambition longingly before leaning down to speak. Cherrie and Lily exchange glances, with Cherrie staring at Mistress with a “Who the hell is that?” look on her face.] Crystal: If we are elected to diva of the month the tag titles will officially be renamed to the rose championships and it will have little rose designs and be pink, be so cool. Cherrie: Ahhhhh I don't think so, maybe make the word Sissy illegal to say and whoever says it is automitically fined 1,000 dollars per time said. JLT: If party is elected Diva of the Month, what do you plan to introduce to Divas Unleashed that currently does not exist? Courtney: That everybody wear pink! which is totally the greatest color ever! Carley: Yeah it was supposed to happen two weeks ago but Mr Rockafella screwed it up! But when we’re diva of the month if every day will be PINK DAY! [Cherrie rolls her eyes and talks to her sister, they confer to themselves while shooting Blonde Ambition questionable looks. The fan club has, meanwhile, started it’s own Mexican wave much to the annoyance of the people sitting behind. Cherrie and Crystal then begin to giggle.] Cherrie: Well first, some class. Crystal: A dictionary and personally hand it over to the other side. Because i personally don't believe Sissy is a word is it Sissy? Cherrie: I dont know your a big Meanie!!!!! Crystal: Don't yell at me Sissy!!! [Crystal and Cherrie begin to chuckle as Courtney and Carley stand offended, Courtney looks like she’s about to cry while Carley looks like she’s learnt the most shocking secret ever. Lily shakes her head at the childish insult.] JLT: This is your chance to insult your rival party. What’s bad about their party? Why should people not vote for them? Crystal: Just look at them for starters their blonde, they have no idea on what they are doing. Second of all aren't we the champs? Cherrie: Last time i checked we were the ones holding the gold and not them, the Divas of the month needs to be holding some gold. something they don't have! Courtney: They are so totally groady! and definitly not funzie! they dress in yucky drab colors! Carley: Yeah what my sissy said! And and they’re meanies! [Carley sticks out tongue as well as pulling a face at the Hiltons. Crystal responds by holding up the middle finger, Courtney looks shocked as begins to do her own hand gestures, all of which mean nothing. JLT clears her throat.] JLT: Why should the fans vote for your party? Courtney: If they love the nights we had where we had pink! Carley: and and if they like Funzie stuff like like hot chocolate with little itty bitty Marshmellows and and strawberry Ice Cream! Crystal: You can't go wrong with someone whos name is Hilton. Cherrie: Because we can wrestle better and we are much brighter and smarter than they are! JLT: Do you have any closing words? Carley: Vote for the Rose Party! Courtney: Yeah, THINK PINK!! EVERYONE!! Carley: Yeah and get ready cause there’s a whole load of Funzie coming your way! [Crystal then appears to have had enough and tries to walk over to attack Carley for being so annoying to her but Cherrie holds her back. Carley and Courtney then begin to cheer for the fans, trying to rally them up. They then turn to each other and begin to leap up and down.] JLT: Well that wraps up the party debate, you can either think pink or vote for the Rose Party! So, congrats to all of the people who took part in this! [Blonde Ambition continue to celebrate as Cherrie ushers Crystal out of the ring and the Hilton sisters head backstage to leave Carley and Courtney in the ring. Lily then pulls out a bucket from under the ring of “think pink” broaches and begins to toss them into the audience. JLT returns to her seat.] Leah: Was that fun? JLT: I think I have a headache. Tag Team Match Les Mannequins (Avery & Envy) vs. Lethal Dosage (Cherrie & Crystal Hilton) JLT: I’m sure is just a nickname. Leah: Ah ha! So you agree she smells bad! John Roe: First out, Weighing in at 120 Lbs..She is “The Rose Girl” Crystal Hilton!! “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the PA system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tank top. The pants however are a little bit tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down. Leah: Why do they call her the rose girl for? I don’t think she smells that good! JLT: I’m sure is just a nickname. Leah: Ah ha! So you agree she smells bad! JLT: Let’s just go to John please. John Roe: And her partner. Weighing in 134lbs...They call her “The Hitman”..She is…Cherrie Hilton!!! The crowd gives a warm ovation for Cherrie, who flashes a bright smile as she starts down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring. Hilton pauses to high five as many of the fans in the ringside seats as she can, then slowly climbs the ring steps and makes her way into the squared circle. Cherrie goes to her corner of the ring, climbs to the middle turn buckle to acknowledge the fans, then bounces back to the ring as she awaits the arrival of her opponent. Leah: Yes yes. These two are Lethal Dosage. But a dosage of bad taste..Lord have you checked out Cherrie’s hair? Damn I’ve seen less weaves on New York from Flava of love. JLT: You have it in for them huh? Leah: No, I have no problem with the. Now Avery on the other hand needs to reconstructive surgery to fix that gap tooth of her. It’s like she’s the poster child for The “GAP” The Dirty Inc. logo is seen up on the screen as smoke billows. "Fuck Ya Man" by Tila Tequila begins to play, and the lights at the top of the ramp blink in correlation to the beat. Avery and Envy walk out together, with their hands on their hips, and stop near the entrance. They give each other a quick glance, nod their heads and begin walking down the ramp in near robotic unison. Avery slides underneath the bottom rope as Envy hops up on the apron and steps between the ropes. Avery runs over to the corner and jumps up on the second turnbuckle, raising her arms in the air. Envy goes to her own respective corner and does the same. They jump down from the turnbuckles together, and then join one another, awaiting their competition. John Roe: Introducing, at a weight of 242lbs, accompanied by Latrisha Lamarte…Les Mannequins!!! Cherrie and Crystal stand in the middle of the ring looking at the crowd with smiles on their faces. Each one goes to a respective corner to wave at the audience in attendance showing off their gorgeous body as well for the male crowd. As each continues to tease the crowd they didn’t realize that Les Mannequins had come down to the ring through the fans. They stand outside the ring looking at Cherrie and Crystal in disgust before sneaking inside the ring and attacking both Cherrie and Crystal to the ground. Avery mounts Crystal and starts ramming her head forcefully to the ground floor. You could hear her head hit the mat hard each time Avery slams it with all her strength. Envy can be shown now taking hold of Cherrie by the hair; she picks her up and disposes of her to one corner post. Envy then goes to the other side, She signals to the crowd and then proceeds in nailing Cherrie with a Running splash, following along with a choke hold to the so called “Hitman” Avery now picks up Crystal by the hair and throws her to the ropes. She comes back and Avery manages to kick her right in the jaw, Crystal falls backwards hard and holds to her face in pain. The crowd starts to get involved now in the match by booing Les Mannequins who have control of the match thus far. Leah: I can’t get over how gapped her teeth are. JLT: You know one day someone is going to kick your ass Leah. Leah: Why would they though? I mean everything that comes out of my mouth is the truth. Finally each lady takes one side. Inside the ring are Crystal Hilton and Avery. Avery now has Crystal in a standing choke hold which has taken a lot of strength from Crystal by now. She tries to free herself by pushing her body toward the corner post, But Avery doesn’t let got. Crystal now starts to get in one knee since her air is leaving her body. She then elbows Avery in the midsection trying to release herself from the choke once again, but all that does is make Avery apply more pressure to the hold. Avery quickly then lets go of the choke and follows that by nailing a knee to the gut of Crystal making her kneel down to the mat. Avery then head snaps her to the ground and proceeds by dragging her all over the ring. Crystal manages now to kick Avery with one leg sending her back. JLT: Crystal does need to get back in the game if she wants to win this match. Leah: Well, she may have gotten distracted because of that big gap in between the teeth of Avery! Crystal now crawls to a corner where she catches a bit of air as she had lost most of it from that choke hold. Avery shakes her head and goes over to Crystal, but she sees her coming and manages to move out of the way before Avery could get to her. She climbs on top of Avery now and starts to deliver some stiff punches to the side of her face as well as some head slams to the mat. Crystal now takes hold of Avery’s hair roughly and picks her up with both hands firmly gripping at her hair. Crystal still having hold of Avery tags in Cherrie for some double teaming, they swing her to the ropes and as she comes back each one nails in a double boot to the face of Avery. You could see her grab her face in pain now and Envy just starts screaming at the ref. Leah: See, Now all they’re doing right there is making her gap even wider. I swear I’m quitting if I have to look at that again. JLT: Avery is going to get upset if you keep making fun of her gapped tooth. Leah: Glad, I’m not the only one who thinks that way. Cherrie now takes Avery and sends her to the corner post. She gets her with a knee smash to the midsection and then slaps her right in the side of her face roughly leaving the print marks on it. Cherrie now starts to smile at this before she goes and nails in some kicks to the stomach following that with another knee to the midsection. Avery now falls down to the mat from the pain and takes hold of her stomach. Cherrie mounts Avery now and starts to choke her down on the mat floor causing her to gasp for air. The Ref tells her to get off or she will get disqualified, and she eventually does get off, but not before slapping her again in the face. Cherrie then picks her up and runs to toward the ropes. Avery looks on a bit dazed from all the hits and then gets nailed by Cherrie with a Running Neckbreaker…Cherrie goes for the cover. One… Two…. Thre…No Avery gets her shoulders up. Cherrie starts to yell at the ref that it was a three count and this allows Avery to manage to elbow Cherrie in her stomach. Avery seeing that Cherrie got somewhat hurt from that gets to her feat quickly. She runs to the ropes and comes back with a Knee Mash to the face of Cherrie Hilton, following that with a running Leg drop causing major damage to the neck of Cherrie. Avery gets on top of Cherrie now and gets some punches of her own; she picks her up and brings her back down with a Snap Piledriver causing even more damage to the neck of Cherrie who just rolled around the ring in pain. Crystal could just stare in her corner trying to cheer her sister on. Avery shoots her a mean glare and before taking hold of Cherrie and dragging her to her corner. She tags in Envy and she goes for a flipping leg drop from the ropes landing hard on the neck of Cherrie Hilton. Leah: I think Cherrie may have been hurt there. JLT: Now kidding? Leah: Don’t play smart with me you over grown gerbil! Les Mannequins still inside the ring drag the hurt Cherrie and send her crashing to the other side of the ring. Avery swings Envy toward Cherrie and tries to nail another running splash, But Cherrie was smart enough and managed to move out of the way in the nick of time. She goes to spear Envy to the ground and both start rolling around the ring pulling on each others hair. Avery goes to help her partner but she is met with a missile dropkick from Crystal. Crystal now takes hold of Avery and sends her to the corner; she gets her with some forearms to the face and then a massive uppercut causing Avery’s head to tilt back. Leah: That was bitchy of her. JLT: Well, Avery has been nothing but one throughout the match. Crystal then picks up Avery and puts her on the top turnbuckle. She climbs on top and attempts to nail a super plex, but Avery manage to punch her in the face sending her down to the outside where she landed hard. Cherrie now managed to come out on top from her little catfight with Envy and went over to Avery; she slaps her square in the face and then nails her with a beautiful release German Suplex from the top rope. Avery lands hard and Cherrie goes for the cover, But Envy who gotten up takes her by the hair, Cherrie kicks her in the midsection, but then gets stopped by Avery who takes hold of one foot, Envy sees this as an opportunity and plants Cherrie with a Snap DDT taking her out. Both Les Mannequins are on their feet now and take the weak Cherrie and pick her up off the ground floor, Avery now plants Cherrie with another Snap DDT for good measure before placing her in the middle of the ring. Each now goes to one corner of the ring. Avery from her corner leaps from the ropes and nails Cherrie with a flipping Led drop, and Envy from her corner comes down hard with a Elbow Drop…she goes for the cover. One… Two… Three…Les Mannequins pick up the victory for this one. John Roe: Here are the winners, Les Mannequins!!! Les Mannequins climb to their feet as Latrisha walks into the ring, Avery and Envy stand as Latrisha calls them over. She raises their arms in the air as Latrisha smiles smugly and Les Man look happy at their victory. [The scene opens with Kibby in the halls with the little Cute Diva Daisy. Kibby is in her wrestling attire looking for Paris who is to be in attendance tonight. Kibby then stops a worker to make sure if Paris was here or not.] Kibby: Hi. Did Paris Arrive yet? Worker: No, I don’t think she has arrived yet. Kibby: Thanks. [The Man walks off leaving Kibby alone. She raises her eyebrow as she bites on her nails.] Kibby: Paris! Where are you? Goshie! [Kibby then storms off with DaisyD in her hands. The scene then cuts back to ringside.] JLT: Paris Hilton is supposed to be here? Leah: I'll get my gun. Stripped Championship Contendership Battle Royal Amanda Kauffman vs. Amerie Marquez vs. Janine Johnson vs. Jennifer Collins vs. KibbyD vs. Misfit Tamera vs. Meggie JLT: The divas have already made their entrances and we’re ready to go, welcome back to Exile! We’ve got the Stripped Championship contendership on the line next in this battle royal, it should be fabulous! Leah: Yeah, there’s not one, but two winners for this and you’re eliminated if you’re thrown from the ring and you touch the floor on the outside. There’s 7 women all vying for a shot at Aphrodite, and I’m sure Aphy has her eyes locked on this one! JLT: She’s probably too busy adjusting her make-up. Leah: Oh, and speaking of overtanned peroxides, Meggie’s the last one in the ring, we’re ready to fight! I want BLOOD! [All women stand in the ring with Meggie making her entrance, she kisses Kyle on the cheek and walks into the ring as her music dies down. The women all stare at each other as Meggie stands in the centre of the ring, the only place where there was space. The referee calls for the bell and the match begins. Amanda Kauffman immediately heads for Amerie Marquez standing near her, attacking her with a kick to the stomach. Amanda then strikes Amerie on the head with a martial arts kick, knocking the diva to the canvas. Amanda then begins to stomp on her, Jennifer Collins walks over and joins in on the stomping.] [Janine and Meggie then tie-up, with Meggie pulling Janine into a headlock but Janine reverses and twists Meggie’s arm around her back and tries to lock on a sleeper hold. Misfit Tamera and KibbyD run towards each other and leap into the air, each aiming to grab each other by the hair but end up butting heads with a thud and both fall to the canvas.] Leah: Did you hear that? It echoed! JLT: That was a nasty collision, both women could have a concussion! Leah: Or worse, nits! [Jennifer then brings Amerie to the ring as she and Amanda team up, they whip her to the ropes and she bounces back. They try to execute a double hip toss but Amerie counters by landing on her feet. Amerie then pulls both Jennifer and Amanda into a double DDT and plants them both in the canvas.] [Janine then shoves Meggie forward towards Amerie, Meggie nails her with a clothesline sending her down into the canvas. Janine then walks over to Misfit Tamera, bringing her to her feet as KibbyD walks over and shoves Janine out of the way. Kibby slaps Tamera across the face and then yells “That was hot!” in her face. Tamera retaliates by nailing a fist to the face of Kibby sending her backwards to the ropes.] [Tamera then runs towards Kibby but Kibby counters and Kibby leans forward, catching Tamera into a back body drop and hoisting her over the top rope. Tamera flies through the air and lands awkwardly on her legs on the outside of the ring, eliminated. Kibby then flips her hair, a smile on her face. She begins to celebrate by blowing kisses to the fans and then slaps her ass.] JLT: I wonder if KibbyD thinks she’s in a strip club? I still don’t see Paris Hilton, do you think she got stood up? Leah: Don’t worry, I’m sure Paris will be here, she’s probably just getting it on in Iraq-style night-vision again. [Janine bounces to the ropes and runs towards Kibby from behind, leaping onto her shoulders and taking her into the canvas with a reverse hurricanrana. Janine then nips to her feet as Aaron applauds on the outside. Meggie brings Amerie to her feet and tosses her into the corner, Meggie then runs towards Amerie but Amerie leaps into the air, catching Meggie in a hurricanrana position herself. Amerie then tries to use her leg strength to pull Meggie over the top rope, as Amerie leans over it. Amanda Kauffman then comes from behind and begins to kick at Meggie’s legs, trying to make her lose her balance and fall forward.] Leah: I love this bitchiness. [Jennifer Collins then comes from behind to Amanda, grabbing her into a reverse neckbreaker and pulling her down into an x-factor. Jennifer then hops to her feet and heads to Amanda’s legs, grabbing them into a liontamer and turning Amanda over, executing the submission.] JLT: Jennifer has Amanda locked in a submission, it’s a good strategy if she wants to deflate Amanda’s energy, it will be easier to get her out of the ring then. Leah: Ugh, submissions are boring. I want to see someone get bitchslapped! The only good thing about that move is that Amanda could be injured! [Amerie still tries to eliminate Meggie but Janine comes from behind, she grabs Amerie’s feet which are wrapped around Meggie’s neck and begins to pry them apart. Amerie then holds onto the ropes and releases Meggie, Meggie stumbles backwards as Amerie manages to land on the apron. She stands up but Janine and Meggie charge towards her, greeting her with a double shoulder block to send Amerie flying from the apron and colliding into the barricade.] JLT: Amerie has been eliminated! Leah: It’s just 1 thing that’s got me trippin’… JLT: Leah! Leah: What? [Amanda is released from the submission, refusing to give up KibbyD has found her feet, Meggie and Janine then turn to her and nail her with a double clothesline. Meggie and Janine then look at each other, surprised at their double team work and begin to fight themselves. Janine nails Meggie with a shot to the face, Janine then pulls Meggie into a snap suplex and plants her into the canvas. She positions herself near the turnbuckle.] [Jennifer Collins then notices and opportunity and races over to Janine, she tries to push her off the turnbuckle but Janine nails Jennifer with a kick to the face. Jennifer stumbles backwards, tripping over Meggie’s body and falling to the canvas. Janine then leaps with a 450 splash but Meggie and Jennifer both roll out of the way as Janine collides with the canvas.] Leah: Classic! JLT: That had to hurt but it was a brave move from Janine! [Meggie climbs to her feet using the ropes but Amanda Kauffman suddenly comes from behind, nailing Meggie with a dropkick to the back of the head. The kick sends Meggie through the ropes as she lands on the apron, using her hands to try and stay on without falling off. Amanda Kauffman then notices KibbyD on her knees, leaning through the ropes and posing for pictures for the fans.] [Amanda then runs towards her and leaps into the air with a dropkick, Kibby’s fans point at her as Kibby looks around and quickly moves out of the way. Amanda flies through the ropes and lands on the outside of the ring, eliminated. Amanda lies, holding her feet and looks angry at Kibby. Kibby then begins to celebrate another eliminated by herself.] JLT: Amanda’s been eliminated, that was a surprisingly smart move from Kibby! Leah: Yeah, I thought she was a complete airhead but it turns out she’s only 98%! [KibbyD then begins to strut around the ring but Jennifer Collins spears her into the canvas. Meggie has managed to climb back into the ring and heads towards Janine, she brings Janine to her feet she nails her in the face with a right hand. Meggie then runs to the ropes and springboards onto the second rope, she tries to connect with a hurricanrana to Janine but Janine ducks as Meggie collides with Jennifer Collins, sending both women into the mat.] [Janine then heads towards KibbyD, she brings her to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Kibby bounces back and Janine leaps into the air, hoping to nail a flying lariat but Kibby ducks with a matrish. Kibby then walks over to Janine and grabs her hair, she tries to stand on her hair but Janine rolls out of the way slides under the bottom rope to the apron, standing up on the ropes.] [Kibby runs towards Janine and tries to knock her off but Janine nails a spear to Kibby through the second rope. Kibby then stumbles backwards, holding her stomach. Janine then springboards onto the ropes, twisting around and leaping towards Kibby with a moonsault. She connects as both women crash into the canvas.] JLT: A good move from Janine, she looked like she could be elminated there but she turned it around! Leah: I think her pervy dad like that too. [Meanwhile, Meggie and Jennifer find their feet. Jennifer pulls Meggie into a DDT position but Meggie counters, hoisting Jennifer into the air and heading towards the ropes. Jennifer then knees Meggie in the face and pulls her into a suplex, Jennifer hoists Meggie into the air and suplexes her over the top rope but Meggie counters and grabs Jennifer by her head, pulling her over the top rope as well. Meggie lands on the apron as Jennifer misses her footing and skids off the apron, landing face first on the padded floor on the outside.] [Meggie then smiles and turns back to the ring, climbing in. Janine brings KibbyD to her feet and whips her towards Meggie, Kibby counters and clotheslines Meggie, knocking her into the corner. Janine and Kibby then approach each other with Janine nailing a kick to Kibby’s stomach, Janine then pulls Kibby into a “Fantastic Flip” C4 position, she glances over at her father.] JLT: Janine’s attempting her father’s finisher! Leah: Kibby’s blocking it though! [Janine tries to execute the move but Kibby has put her foot behind Janine’s ankle, blocking it. Meggie then comes from the corner and kicks Janine in the lower back, Meggie then walks behind Kibby and begins to push her towards the ropes, with Janine backing up to them. Kibby then uses the momentum to clothesline Janine over the top rope as Janine falls to the floor on the outside of the ring. The referee then calls for the bell.] JLT: Janine’s out! John Roe: The winners of this match…KIBBYD AND MEGGIE!!! [Kibby then begins to celebrate, strutting to the middle of the ring and dancing with herself. Meggie smiles and raises her arms in the air, the sounds of “Turn It Up” by Paris Hilton play into the arena, Kibby’s music. Aaron helps Janine to her feet on the outside of the ring as Kyle slides into the ring and hugs Meggie. Kibby continues to dance as Meggie gives her a stare before leaving the ring with a smile on her face.] JLT: Aphrodite’s going to be defending against Kibby and Meggie come NP4! That should be an interesting match, a battle of the blondes! Leah: I know, if Libya is looking for a place to bomb, that’s the match to do it! JLT: You know we’re going to get fined for that remark? Leah: I don’t care, Aphrodite, Kibby and Meggie in the same match? Death please! JLT: It’ll be great! [We open up in Tiger Lily’s dressing room. We see the California native in front of a full body mirror, no doubt primping herself for her match later in the evening.] Tiger Lily: [singing] You must not know ‘bout me, you must not know ‘bout me… [Suddenly the reflection of Lilith is seen standing just behind her. Tiger Lily doesn’t seem to notice the woman standing behind her as she continues to fluff her hair and sing along…] Tiger Lily: [still singing] …I could have another you in a minute- Lilith: Lily. Tiger Lily: GAH! [Tiger Lily shrieks a bit and drops her hairbrush. She turns around to face the demonic Lilith, who is exactly one foot taller than her.] Tiger Lily: Geez woman! What’s your problem? Lilith: We need to talk. Tiger Lily: About? Lilith: Last week you and I cost each other important matches. You cost me the Tag Team Championships and I cost you a match that would have made you a big star. We have a lot of reasons to hate each other right now. Tiger Lily: I’ll say. Lilith: But what I propose is that we hold our punches for the night and focus on winning. I’m not about to let Katrina win…I can’t let Katrina win. Tiger Lily: I see. Lilith: Do we have a deal? Tiger Lily: Fine. I’ll play nice if you play nice. Lilith: Good. That’s all I ask. [Lilith, having made her point, begins to leave, but turns back to say just one more thing.] Lilith: Oh and Lily…if you EVER kick me in the face with those bare feet again, I WILL destroy you. [With that, Lilith exits the room allowing Tiger Lily to return to her primping.] Standard Match Courtney Monroe vs. Felicity JLT: “Ditzy girl vs. A movie star, could this get any better.” Leah: “The only way this day could get better is if Courtney trips and accidentally breaks her neck.” JLT: “Well, hey atleast you only have to watch one blonde tonight.” Leah: “Yeah she is worse by herself.” JLT: “Oh just hush so we can move on.” [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "A Toast to Men" by Willa Ford begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] John Roe: “Making her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California. Courtney Monroe.” Leah: “I’m guessing she forgot the ‘Think Pink’ t-shirt” [Carley comes running down the ramp handing Courtney a Think Pink T-shirt and then runs back up the ramp as Courtney slides it on.] JLT: “Hey she’s a blonde, she tends to forget easily.” [“You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glasses over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity. She hands her title to the ref.] John Roe: “And from Seasonal Residences, Felicity” JLT: “Well, Felicity looks the same as always. She has really stepped up her game a bit I would guess. Seeing all these submission moves lately.” Leah: “That’s nothing new, that’s just a way of Felicity showing that Shane really helped her build her leg muscles.” JLT: “Leah, you are full of it sometimes.” [The bell rings as Felicity and Courtney circle one another. Felicity goes after Courtney but Courtney turns a cartwheel to dodge her and then she does a weak clothesline as Felicity goes down. Courtney turns to the fans and claps.] JLT: “That was a nice move by Courtney.” Leah: “Are you kidding me, this isn’t gymnastics it’s wrestling.” [Courtney turns to get hit with a punch to the face as she stumbles back and then Felicity runs and hits her with a floating DDT. Courtney’s head bounces off the mat as Felicity then goes for a figure four leg lock, but Courtney counters. The two are now back up as Felicity comes at Courtney and wraps her arms around Courtney’s stomach, Courtney reverses the move and then hits a German Release Suplex.] JLT: “I don’t think I have ever seen her pull that off before.” Leah: “Well obviously she is proud of herself as well.” [Courtney is hopping up and down as she slides out of the ring and then kisses a male member of the audience. Felicity is now standing again smiling amusingly at Courtney. Felicity waits for her to turn and nails her with a baseball slide knocking her into the security wall. She is now on the outside as well, as she mounts herself and begins to punch at Courtney’s face and then they begin to catfight as the ref gets to a four count.] Leah: “Finally a bitch fight!” JLT: “You are just loving this aren’t you?” Leah: “Rip her fucking hair out Felicity.” JLT: “That would be a yes.” [Felicity climbs up after finishing punching Courtney and she grabs Courtney up by the hair and slides her into the ring. Felicity stays on the outside and flips over the top rope landing an impressive Flipping Leg Drop. Felicity goes for the pin] 1, 2, 2.1 [Felicity feels Courtney’s foot touch the rope as she looks on in disbelief. Felicity grabs Courtney by the hair again and Irish whips her across the ring, Courtney uses as Cartwheel evasion move as Felicity swung and then Courtney connects a punch to the back of Felicity’s head. Felicity staggers forwards as Carley kicks her in the knee tripping her into the corner. Courtney then goes to the corner and pulls on Felicity’s hair as she presses with her feet and pushes Felicity’s stomach towards the corner. It’s sort of a modified Surfboard Stretch as Felicity is heard screaming.] JLT: “Courtney, seems to really be doing some tough moves tonight. I think she really wants everyone to think pink” Leah: “She better not count my vote” [Courtney lets the submission go as Felicity grabs hold of the ropes. Courtney claps and does a taunt of some sort and then grabs Felicity up by the hair and hoisting her over her back, Felicity feels the hair pull at first but flips it over and hits a kick to Courtney’s midsection. Felicity then springboards off of the ropes and hops onto Courtney’s back and does a sunset flip and rolls Courtney into a pin.] 1, 2, 2.6 [Courtney kicks out as Felicity gives another shocked look.] JLT “Felicity probably never thought this blonde would give her this much trouble.” Leah: “Felicity is in control, you just wait.” [Felicity grabs Courtney up and hits a brain buster DDT. Courtney has flipped into the ropes as Felicity smiles. She hoists Courtney up in the ropes and slid outside the ring, Courtney is dangling upside down as Felicity uses Courtney’s body against her and pulls her hair, Courtney screams as Felicity pulls even harder, as the ref comes to a four count and Felicity let’s go. Felicity then does yet another hair pull and the same scream can be heard.] Leah: “well, if she didn’t have anything in her head before, she certainly does now.” JLT: “Could you be sympathetic at all?” [Courtney falls from the ropes as she lays almost knocked out, the ref checks her as Felicity slides back in. She climbs to the top rope as the ref holds her off, Courtney has now had time to recover as she climbed up doing a frakensteiner into the corner and Flipping Felicity off and onto the hard mat.] JLT: “Oh my gosh, Courtney just did an awesome move right there.” [Courtney holds her head in which had just been previously bruised by Felicity. She then sees Felicity laying and hits a Cartwheel Elbow Drop. Courtney went for a pin now.] 1, 2, 2.58 [Felicity kicks out as Courtney now is the one with a look of disbelief. She giggles as she climbs up the fans look on confused as she signals for her finisher and runs her hands under the “Think Pink” slogan on her t-shirt. She brings Felicity to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position, setting her up for the “Courtney Crunch” but Felicity manages to roll out and grabs Courtney’s arm and pulls her into a powerbomb position herself.] [Felicity then leaps forward with a Canadian destroyer “Flick Driver”, planting Courtney in the canvas. Felicity rolls Courtney over for a cover and hooks the leg. The referee counts.] 1, 2, 3 John Roe: Here is your winner, Felicity! [Felicity climbs to her feet with a happy look on her face, the Blonde Ambition fan club in the front row begin to boo and look sad, with one fan even crying. Felicity ignores them, she heads to the turnbuckle and picks up the Rockford State Championship, raising it into the air with a smile.] [Suddenly, “Jealous Girls” by Khia blares into the arena. Courtney sits up, holding her head as Mistress climbs into the ring to console her. Felicity hops down from the turnbuckle as Katima walks into the arena, she smiles, dressed well and she has a microphone in her hands.] Katima: Felicity, you and I have unfinished business. You thought you had a break from me tonight and you did, I let you handle Courtney yourself. I must say, very impressive for you to win, seeing as you don’t have any talent at all. I haven’t forgotten about you, I want you in a title match at Nuclear Pussy 4. [Felicity takes a microphone from John Roe and turns to Katima, answering her as Katima places a hand on her hip.] Felicity: Katima, all you’ve done to get my attention is blindside me. You attack me with chairs, you attack me with partners and every time I’m at a disadvantage. I’m a better wrestler than you are, you found out that when I almost broke your arms. You don’t deserve a title shot but I’m going to give you one. I’m giving you one just so I can wrestle you one on one. [Katima smiles, raising an eyebrow. Felicity continues, patting the title on her shoulder.] Felicity: I’m not going to give you a chance to escape though. You want to fight me? Then I say we make it a match to remember. I'm proposing 2 of 3 falls. The first match, a hardcore match. The second, a submission match. The third, a cage match. If it reaches the cage match then you’ll have no escape. You don’t have a chance to run away like the coward you are when the going gets tough. You want to fight me? You want a shot at this title? Then accept the match! [Katima thinks to herself, looking a mixture of surprised, worried and happy at the proposed stipulation. She looks around at the fans who boo her, Felicity stands with a smile on her face. Katima the nods and smiles into her microphone.] Katima: I ACCEPT! [Katima then tosses her microphone down and begins to walk down the ramp, she brushes past Courtney and Mistress, shoving them aside as they fall over. Katima then heads to the ring, Felicity takes her title belt and begins to wield it as a weapon. Katima climbs onto the apron as Felicity runs towards her, swinging the title belt for Katima’s head.] JLT: They’re not going to wait until Nuclear Pussy! [Katima drops down from the apron and grabs Felicity’s legs, swiping them from her and dragging her out of the ring. Felicity falls to the floor as Katima begins to stomp on her, Katima then takes off her top and begins to choke Felicity with it from behind. She kicks away the title away Felicity was trying to grab, Katima then stands up with her top still choking Felicity. Katima then tosses Felicity backwards, sending her into the steel steps, with Felicity’s head hitting the edge as she falls to the floor, holding her throat and coughing.] JLT: What the hell is with Katima? Can’t she let Felicity celebrate at all? Leah: No! She’s a thrill assassin! [Katima then walks over to Felicity’s title belt and picks it up, Katima then begins to stratch at Felicity’s name on it but the name won’t come off. Katima then looks at Felicity who lies on the floor and smiles to herself, Katima walks up the ramp, taking the title belt with her as the fans boo her. She heads backstage, flipping her hair and strutting like she owns the place.] JLT: Katima took Felicity’s title, I can’t wait to see them at NP4! A cage match? That’s going to be awesome, a match you might actually like, Leah! Leah: I know, there could be blood! Whoo! [Backstage we see Holly Wentz with Katrina. Holly isn't holding coffee though (thank god) but she is holding a microphone.] Holly Wentz: Hello out there. I'm Holly Wentz, here to interview one of the divas hoping to be the next Unleashed champion... Katrina. Katrina: Not hoping Holly. I am going to be the next Unleashed champion. Holly Wentz: Of course Kat. I know it, but there are others who sadly cheer for the other competition. Now, tonight you'll have to team with Yuku Shiro against Tiger Lily and your former tag team partner, Lilth. Katrina: Yes, former being the correct word. That glory hog of a bitch. I cannot wait to get my hands on her tonight in our match, as well as Lily. Now, teaming with Yuku, I'll deal with it. I have some respect for her. She was one of the best Unleashed champions we've had, I must admit... sadly. But that's because I've never held the title yet. It's always been snatched away by some undeserving whore. Plus, did you see what Yuku did to Krysta last week?! I loved it. Though she did hit me with a chair at the end of the show, I'll let it slide for now. Voice: I bet you liked it when Yuku nearly killed me! [In walks Krysta Taylor, wearing a neck brace. The DU star interviewer looks rather pissed off and ill.] Krysta Taylor: Holly, who do you think you are?! I'm the interviewer around here!! Katrina: Not for my interviews, Krysta. I've spoken with Shane and Tequila and in my new contract, it states I will only be interviewed by Holly. Let's face it Krysta, I did you a favor. You hate me, I hate you. Now we don't have to see each other. Krysta Taylor: This may be true, but Holly?!?! Why not someone with... brains?! Holly Wentz: HEY!!! [Katrina looks to Holly and raises a finger, telling her to be quiet. Lord knows what she'd say. Kat just smirks at Krysta.] Katrina: Holly's been loyal to me. You haven't. Besides, with all the extra time on your hands, you can do more important things, like breaking your record for how many men you slept with this week.] Krysta Taylor: You bitch!!! [Krysta goes to slap Kat, but Kat grabs her hand in mid swing. Kat pulls Krysta to her and then nails her with her Kat Kall move. Kat stands up and smiles at Krysta's lifeless body. Holly starts laughing and Kat just stares at her body.] Tag Team Match Katrina & Yuku Shiro vs. Lilith & Tiger Lily JLT: We’ve reached the final match of the evening with Katrina and Yuku Shiro taking on Lilith and Tiger Lily. This should be a very interesting match to watch what with the ‘plea’ part of the show earlier and the fact all four of these women will fight each other at NP4! Leah: Yeah, did you see Lily call Katrina out on being a bad tag partner? I bet Yuku’s got that on her mind, she’s probably wondering if Katrina will turn on her tonight. JLT: That’s true, and Lily and Lilith seemed to make some kind of peace offering and agreed to work together in this match! They might have the advantage heading into this match! Leah: Why do they have to team up? Lily and Lilith? That’s murder for my tongue to say. JLT: Well just be glad Katrina’s not teaming with Katima. [The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena. Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Alexander in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Kristin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York, New York; at a weight of 129lbs, accompanied to the ring by Alexander Dominiguez...KATRINA!!! ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 160lbs, the Queen of Queens...YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] ["Just Let The Sun" by Skin hits the PA system, the arena drops into darkness for several seconds. The lights resume, and attention turns to the stage, to see Lilith standing on the top of the entrance way, balancing on the edge of a small ledge. Her arms are outstretched. Lilith leaps into the air, clicking her feet together and lands on the stage. Lilith stares down some of the fans in the front row with a demonic grin on her face and licking her lips.] John Roe: Their opponents, first, hailing from the Depths of Hell, at a weight of 230lbs, she is the Unleashed Champion...LILITH!!! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. ehind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display.As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs...TIGER LILY!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Katrina immediately charges towards Lilith and spears her down into the canvas. Katrina begins to nail Lilith in the face with a barrage of left and right fists, targeting Lilith’s nose. Lily and Yuku exit the ring and stand on their corners. Katrina stands and begins to stomp on Lilith repeatedly. Lilith catches one of Katrina’s feet with her hands, Katrina hops on one foot as Lilith then grabs her feet and rolls over, taking Katrina down into the mat as Lilith locks on an ankle lock.] [Katrina manages to boot Lilith in the face with a free foot. Lilith stumbles backwards as Katrina finds her feet. Katrina then bounces to the ropes and runs towards Lilith attempting a flying clothesline but Lilith grabs Katrina by the throat and hoists her into the air and into the canvas with a chokeslam. Lilith then covers Katrina, hooking the leg.] JLT: That came out of no-where! [1] [2] [Yuku breaks up the count.] JLT: That was a close call, that chokeslam is not a move I’d like to receive, given Lilith’s power! Leah: You’re a giver not a taker, right? JLT: What? Leah: Oh, nothing. [Yuku then leaves the ring as Lilith stands and walks after her. Yuku climbs back to her position in the corner but Lilith is right behind her. Lilith then boots Yuku in the face, sending Yuku flying from the apron and into the barricade on the outside. Lilith then smiles as Katrina rolls to her knees in the ring, holding her throat.] [Lilith walks over to Tiger Lily and tags her in. Lilith then gives directions to Lily who nods and climbs to the top rope. Lilith then kicks Katrina in the stomach and pulls her into a powerbomb position, she then hoists Katrina into the air and as she slams her down, Lily leaps from the top rope with a leg drop, connecting with the double team to Katrina.] JLT: That was nice double team work from the two Lil’s, they’re fairing well as a team. Leah: It was one move, stop praising everyone. Start hatin’, it’s way more fun! [Lilith then leaves the ring as Lily tries a cover but Katrina immediately moves out of the way before the referee can count, Katrina still holds her throat and slowly gets to her feet. Lily bounces to the ropes, she runs towards Katrina and leaps into the air hoping to nail a hurricanrana but Katrina counters by shoving Lily backwards. Lily lands on her feet as Katrina nails her with a shot to the face and pulls her into a DDT.] [On the outside of the ring, Yuku Shiro has marched around to Lilith. She yanks Lilith off the apron and nails her with a martial arts kick to the stomach, Yuku then pulls Lilith into a death valley driver position. Yuku then walks towards the steel stops and executes an ‘F-U’ style move, planting Lilith on the top of the steel steps.] JLT: There’s no give at all on those steps, that had to hurt! Leah: I love it when they do funny things with the stairs. The stairs can get pretty lonely there, people just walk over them. Poor things. [Yuku then walks back to her corner as Katrina looks to tag her in but she’s not there. Katrina then turns back to Lily but Lily has found her feet, Katrina swings at her with an attempt fist to the face but Lily ducks and nails Katrina with a ‘Snaggletooth’ kick to the face.] [Katrina falls to the canvas as Yuku climbs back to her corner. Lily then heads to the top rope, hoping onto the top rope and perching ready for Katrina to get up. Katrina holds her face and stands as Lily leaps into the air, catching Katrina’s head from behind and planting her in the canvas with a bulldog.] JLT: Lily is showing how acrobatic she is, she had a long way to fly and she nailed that bulldog! Leah: Maybe she’s Superman. [Lily then rolls Katrina over for a cover.] [1] [2] [Katrina gets her shoulder up.] [Lily brings Katrina to her feet and whips her into the corner. Lily tries to follow up with a clothesline but Katrina moves out of the way and Lily hits the turnbuckle. Katrina then grabs Lily from behind, picking her up into a ‘Royal Pain’ vetrebreaker position and walking to the centre of the ring and planting Lily into the canvas with the dangerous move.] JLT: Katrina doesn’t use that move often but when she does, it looks so dangerous! She could have broken her neck! Leah: I know, if only she did. A broken neck would mean she’d be paralysed, and then we could put Lily on one of her beloved surfboards and drop her in the Pacific, then watch what happens! JLT: You are really twisted. [Katrina then heads to her corner and tags in Yuku Shiro, Yuku climbs into the ring and approaches Lily who holds her head. Lily climbs to her feet as Yuku approaches her from behind, she picks her up into a back suplex attempt but Lily manages to roll behind Yuku and land on her feet. Yuku then turns and nails Lily in the face with a martial arts kick, sending her down to the canvas.] [Yuku then grabs Lily by wrist and drags her to Lily’s corner, she extends her hand for Lilith to tag in but Lilith folds her arms. Yuku then begins to stare at Lilith but Lilith returns the air, Lily then crawls up to Yuku from behind and pulls her into a schoolboy.] JLT: Schoolboys are even more dangerous! [1] [2] [Yuku rolls out.] Leah: They’re like the landmines of wrestling. [Yuku and Lily then run towards each other, Yuku tries to clothesline Lily but Lily ducks and hits the ropes as Yuku does the same. Both women charge towards each other and leap into the air, Lily attempting a flying lariat with Yuku attempting an elbow to the face. They meet in the middle of the ring with both women crashing into each other and falling to the canvas.] [Lily holds her face as Yuku holds her forehead from butting heads with her. After several moments, the women begin to move, with Yuku still rubbing her forehead and Lily crawling to her corner. This time, Lilith extends her hand out. Lily leaps forward and tags Lilith in. Lilith climbs into the ring, she walks over to Yuku from behind and tries to grab her into a waistlock but Yuku counters and executes a Russian leg sweep to Lilith planting her in the canvas.] JLT: Yuku was playing possum! Leah: Too bad she wasn’t playing dead for real, we could have buried her and everything, and the- JLT: You need to shut up! [Yuku then hops to Lilith’s head and pulls Lilith into a dragon sleeper, hosting the champion over her knee. Yuku then locks on the hold as Katrina seems to enjoy it as she watches on. Lilith refuses to submit to the hold as the referee demands Yuku to break it, Yuku then stands up with the submission still locked on. She backs to the ropes and uses her feet to springboard over Lilith and plant her into the canvas with a stunner.] JLT: She nailed it! [Lilith falls backwards as Yuku quickly covers.] [1] [2] [Lily interrupts the count with a moonsault from the top rope.] JLT: Where did that come from?! Leah: That bitch made me jump! [Lily lands on top of Yuku’s back with her knee’s hitting into Yuku’s head. Yuku rolls off Lilith as Katrina walks into the ring, she approaches Lily and kicks her in the mid-section. She pulls her into a flipping piledriver “Kat Nip” and executes it, planting Lily head-first into the canvas. Katrina then stands and begins to yell at Lily for interfering.] Leah: Yelling doesn’t get you anywhere Katrina, it just got you a divorce, that’s it! [Katrina then turns to face Yuku Shiro, Yuku smiles at her as Katrina nods and walks back to her corner. Yuku then runs up to Katrina from behind and grabs her into an impact driver “Life Hammer” position and plants her into the canvas with her trademark finisher. The crowd are stunned as Yuku stands over Katrina and smiles, placing a foot on her chest and raising her hands in the air.] JLT: She just turned on her own partner! Leah: This is great! [Lilith suddenly comes from behind to Yuku with a roll-up, she rolls Yuku into the mat and covers as the referee counts. Lilith then grabs the ropes for leverage but from the referee’s counting position he can’t see this and counts on.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…LILITH AND TIGER LILY!!! [Lilith rolls out of the ring and grabs her championship belt as Yuku climbs to her feet, angry. Yuku stands, she walks over to the referee. The referee then shrugs as Yuku nails with him an uppercut, sending him to the canvas knocked out as the fans cheer. Lilith walks up the ramp as Yuku walks to the ropes, she leans over them and calls for Lilith to get back into the ring.] JLT: Lilith and Lily picked up the victory, Yuku’s obviously not happy but that’s the way these matches can go, you have to be on the ball, all the time! Leah: I wanted blood. I’m so sad now. [Lilith then spells “NP4” in the air with her finger and smiles, she hugs her title belt and turns, walking up the ramp. Yuku then stands with an angry expression on her face as Tiger Lily has found her feet on the outside, she begins to walk up the ramp having witness what just happened. She stops as Yuku looks her. Lily then begins to spell out “T-H-I-N-K P-I-N-K” in the air which only angers Yuku.] Leah: Owned. [Exile fades off air with Lily laughing and Yuku standing with a pissed off expression on her face.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Andy, Karlee, Kibbs, Margaret, Marie, Meggie, Paul, Tracey and Travis for contributing to the show! Roleplaying dropped this week it seemed, there was only one match where there was 100% rping for. I think college is starting so maybe that's why, I've had a really busy few days too but hopefully it picks up again, just remember to give me explanations! I hoped you all enjoyed the show, I thought the two 'debates' turned out very well! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-