Friday 16th March 2007
Ford Center, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “Kibby is HAWT”, “I <3 Crystal!” and “Janine! Jump To TNA!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Hello everybody! Welcome to Exile live from Oklahoma City! I’m JLT and sitting beside me is my infuriating yet lovable broadcast partner, Leah! Leah: Word. JLT: And we ARE going to do an intro this time…and no complaining, Leah! Leah: Uh…fine. JLT: Okay! We have an explosive main event tonight, pitting six, count ‘em six, of DU’s top stars in one match. On one team we have Blonde Ambitioners Tiger Lily and Meggie teaming with Felicity and on the other team we have Unleashed Champion Yuku Shiro, Stripped Champion Aphrodite, and the popstar herself, KibbyD! Leah: All the ladies in this match seem to be connected to each other in one way or another. Meggie is the brand new Stripped contender and can’t seem to wait to get her hands on Aphrodite. Tiger Lily and Yuku have fought each other in the past and Lily is most likely looking to secure a victory over the champ. Also, Kibby and Felicity both live the “Hollywood life” so we’ll see if they can keep their egos in check tonight! It’s like a game of “Who Knows Kevin Bacon?”. JLT: That’s very true! We also have a match that stemmed from the malicious mind of Krysta Taylor! It will be a “role reversal” tag team match involving both the Hiltons and the Monroes. Tonight we will see Crystal and Carley team up to take Cherrie and Courtney…that should be an exciting match to watch to say the least! I think Cherrie and Crystal will be doing most of the fighting, though. Leah: Nah, my girls, the Hiltons will soon discover that the Monroes are the real enemies. God, I hate those blonde dumbasses! Anyway…all the perverted boys will be in for a special treat when Amber Burton takes on Noriko Lee in a “Leather Whip” match! Amber is some dominatrix lesbo chick, so I’m sure she’s going to be extremely excited to spank Noriko! Ick! I just hope Noriko blasts her with the cane and ends it that way! JLT: Coming off the recent resigning of Katima, Shane Rockford has scheduled a six-woman battle royale that puts all of DU’s up-and-comers in competition for the Rockford State championship! They can only be eliminated by being thrown out of the ring and the last two women standing in the ring become the top two contenders for the title! Personally, I can’t wait for this one! Leah: Yeah, the match should make a nice nap for me. To open the show we have our newest tag team, Team Seduction, set to face good friends Maya Okosaki and Janine Johnson. Both Maya and Janine lost their matches last week, so I’m sure they are looking for a win tonight. Team Seduction have impressed people, but not me personally, since they arrived! There, I did the stupid intro! You happy now! JLT: Yep! Now let’s start the show! Tag Team Match Team Seduction (Katie Lee & Seduction) vs. Maya Okosaki & Janine Johnson (The camera pans the arena full of cheering fans. Some hold up signs supporting their favorite wrestlers, while others hold up signs dissing the wrestlers they despise. The camera pans to the ring where we see a pair of tag teams who have already been introduced, and both teams look prepared to hook it up.) Leah: “Here is the Match to start off Exile. Hope this is not one of those boring match were you just tired of seeing.” JLT: “Yeah me too, I know that Team Seduction has won there first match let’s see if they can do it this week.” Leah: “Well they are up against some tough girls in this match?!” JLT: “Yeah, well I have hope that they may win.” (The bell rings as Maya and Seduction start things off. Maya runs in with a massive clothesline, and drills Seduction to the mat. Maya quickly stomps her with her feet, as Seduction tries to get to her feet. Seduction is put on her feet by Maya as she then she swung to the ropes and nailed with a dropkick.) JLT: “Maya shocks me when she is in the ring!” Leah: “She’s doing a lot. But when Seduction makes room for air it should be over for her and her little team mate.” (Maya pulls Seduction up as she delivers another dropkick. Maya then picks Seduction up by her hair as she drag her over to her side of the ring and tags in her tag partner Janine. The two gives Seduction a double dropkick nailing her right in the face.) JLT: “Wow double team action by Maya and Janine.” Leah: “The two practically knocked her out of her little world.” (Seduction on the ground holds her face as she crawls towards the ropes. Janine sends her forearm to the back of Seduction causing her to hit the mat. Janine then lock on a headlock, she holds on for a while but the fans in the arena gives Seduction boost causing her to break the hold. Seduction then nails Janine with a powerful clothesline.} Leah: “I love that! Seduction use that arm of hers to knock Janine right off her feet.” {Janine is feeling her neck after the attack by Seduction. Seduction then jumps on Janine as she delivers fist after fist into the face of the young rising star. Seduction then moves off of her and grabs her by the hair and whips her across the mat. She then runs over and tags in partner Katie Lee.} JLT: “They came in here with the word win in their heads. Now I see that the plan looks to be working out.” Leah: “Ok so they can wrestle. Shut your mouth a watch the match.” (Katie bounces of the ropes and nails Janine with a dropkick. With a quick burst of energy Katie begins a brutal attack on Janine. Katie picks her up and slaps her in her jaw, watching the girl go down Katie then taunts the crowd and Janine Tag Partner. As Janine staggers to her feet Katie runs and nails a running head-scissors. As she then covers her opponent.} 1... 2... BREAKUP by Maya. JLT: “Looks as if both teams came for some serious action tonight. (Katie jumps off of Janine as she goes for Maya but the ref holds Katie back as Maya returns to the apron unaware Janine gives Katie a school boy as the ref begins to count.) 1.…. 2.… Kickout (Katie looks a little irritated as she jumps to her feet and charges in looking for a clothesline, but Janine moves, and Katie hits hard onto the top turnbuckle. She stumbles holding her chest, and Janine follows up with backwards DDT.) Leah: “Ok, this match isn’t quite the boring as I thought it was going to be. These girls are really doing wrestling moves, I’m surprise.” (Both women are down, and they each struggle to get to their corners and make the tag. Janine tags Maya a split second before Katie tags Seduction. The two fresh woman burst into the ring and hammer on one another with shot after shot. Maya gets the advantage with a knee to the gut, then goes behind and drives Seduction to the mat with a release german supplex.) Leah: “Seduction was just driven to the mat with a high velocity shot!” JLT: I’m stunned myself, That was one of those moves you gotta look at again, and again. (Maya picks up Seduction and sets her up for a supplex. Seduction nails Maya with a series of rapid knees, and wiggles out of the supplex. She then locks in Maya, and drops her with a Spinning DDT! Rolling to her feet she tags Katie who leaps to the top rope and drops on Maya with a high altitude moonsault pin!) 1.…. 2.… Thr…Janine comes into the ring and nails Katie with a low dropkick to the head, breaking up the pin. JLT: “This match was over until Janine made the save…” Leah: “Well the women in the ring want to win. So they will do whatever it takes to win.” (Seduction moves in and tackles Janine, as the two catfight it leaves the ring and moves to the ground floor. Maya is still down and out in the ring, and Katie is slow to get to her feet after the dropkick. On the Outside Seduction gets slammed hard into the steel steeps, as Janine Slides back into the ring and attacks Katie even more. Maya stands as she walks over to help her tag partner. Katie kicks Maya back onto the floor as she nails Janine in the face.) JLT: “Look at them go” Leah: “Well I would say that was a double team gone wrong.” (Katie then dropkicks Janine and hits the Dropsault on Maya. She then stands on top of Maya for the pin.) 1… 2… Kickout. (Katie begins to slam the head of Maya into the mat as she lifts her up by the head then slams her back down the the mat. She laughs a bit as she begins to kick Maya right in her gut. Janine makes it back to the ring apron as she begins to fuss with Katie. Seduction then runs over to Janine who doesn’t notice her, Seduction pulls Janine by the leg dropping her face into the mat. As the begin to attack each other outside of the ring.) JLT: “I gotta give it too Seduction she is one hell of a spitfire.” Leah: “Yeah she isn’t bad when it comes to attacking women. I wonder why they call her seduction?” JLT: “Who knows, but she is one hell of a fighter.” (Back in the ring Maya and Katie begin to fight again with Maya delivering a Fireman's Carry into a Michinoku Driver. Leaving the lovely Katie Lee on the ground. Maya covers for a pin…) 1… 2… Breakup by Seduction (Seduction is now back in the ring ready to attack Maya, but Janine Johnson charges back into the ring from the outside and continues her assault on Seduction. Meanwhile, Maya Okosaki pulls Katie Lee to her face and hits her with a barrage of martial arts blows. She then whips Katie into the ropes, looking for a back body toss but Katie Lee counters it with a running cradle pin. She holds on tightly for the cover…) 1… 2… 3…! (Katie Lee jumps to her feet and instantly begins to celebrate her victory. Seduction and Janine have ceased their brawl and Seduction joins Katie to celebrate in the ring while Lady Liu hops in the ring and stands next to her clients.) John Roe: Here are your winners…TEAM SEDUCTION! (Team Seduction then hop out of the ring and walk up the ramp with huge smiles on their faces. Both Maya and Janine remain in the ring, looking shocked at how the match just abruptly ended.) [Backstage…] Crystal: You’re just thrilled over this whole reversal tag team deal! [Crystal, her eyes narrow as BB’s pointed deep into the soul of Cherrie, clenched her fists as the ligaments that lined her jaw bulged in intense anger. Cherrie was well aware that Crystal didn’t like the idea of teaming up with strangers, but the complete apathy shown by Cherrie appeared to really set the Rose Girl off.] Cherrie: Look…it might be fun. Hell we could both use a break for a bit… [Crystal again grimaced, continuing her most intimidating stare of the ebony beauty.] Crystal: You been wanting to break up the team before it even started…You are so damn ungrateful! [Cherrie chuckled at the furious tone of her sister, shaking her head in disagreement as the Rose Girl continued to stare her down.] Cherrie: You’re to much Crystal…you think… WHACK!!!! [Cherrie immediately brings her hand to her cheek, as Crystal sends an open palm slap hard across her face.] Crystal: Maybe that will teach you some gratitude… [Cherries eyes grow narrow, as suddenly the ebony beauty feels a bitter rage burning deep within. Crystal had certainly managed to push her buttons in the past, but this latest slap was the final insult she was going to take from Crystal.] Crystal: I expect my tag team partners to be loyal…I don’t need… WHACK!!!! [Suddenly Crystals face feels a stinging blow, as Cherrie sends an equally hard slap across the Rose Girls cheek. The two woman glare at each other in absolute silence, then Cherrie storms out of the room.] Crystal: This ain’t over…not by a long shot! Rockford State Contendership Battle Royale Inferna vs. Moira Storm vs. Morrigan vs. Stephanie Sullivan vs. Undine vs. Linda Ragnal [We come back from commercial break to find the participants of the battle royal already in the ring as the bell sounds and they all pair off against each other.] JLT: This is the much anticipated battle royale for Rockford State Contendership! I don’t know about you, but I think every lady in here would make a deserving Rockford State Champion! Leah: Morrigan likes to play with knives, so I’m rooting for her. I wanna see some ladies get cut up! JLT: Well I hope Morrigan is smarter than that because that would get her disqualified. Leah: But still…it would be awesome! [Moira charges at Morrigan flattening her with an avalanche splash in the corner then begins firing hard right hands in revenge for the loss last week. Over on the far side of the ring Inferna and Stephanie Sullivan double team on Undine when Linda comes from behind with a double clothesline taking both girls down. With Inferna still dazed from the shot to the back of the head she's easy prey to Linda who pulls her up and dumps her over the top.] JLT: Inferna is the first one eliminated! Leah: YAY! JLT: Why ‘yay’? Leah: Because who would want the slave girl to be the next champion, like honestly! [As Inferna crash lands on the outside, Linda turns around only to be met with a spinning heel kick from Morrigan. Morrigan then tries to suplex Linda over the top rope, but Linda slides out of it and lands on the ring apron on the other side of the ropes. Linda and Morrigan begin to exchange blows from there, where Linda hits a hard shot that sends Morrigan stumbling back. Linda then nimbly springs off the top rope and nails Morrigan with a killer blockbuster.] JLT: Nice athleticism by Linda Ragnal! She’s a little spitfire that one! Leah: You’re talking like my grandmother. [On the opposite side of the ring, Moira Storm has Stephanie Sullivan in a headlock and Steph counters by whipping Moira into the ropes. She then crushes Moira with a spine buster. When Stephanie gets to her feet she is met with a dropkick to the face from Undine. She then goes to grapple with Stephanie but Moira is back on her feet and she charges at both the girls, taking them both down with a cross body.] JLT: Smart thinking by Moira! Leah: Geez, one girl hits a move and you’re all over her. [Moira climbs to her feet and Morrigan quickly grabs hold of her. Morrigan now in control of Moira delivers a shot to the gut before dragging her over to the ropes attempting eliminate her but Moira hangs on for all she's worth despite the clubbing forearms and even the head butts from the savage teenager. Steph grabs Morrigan from behind spinning her around and avoiding a wild right hand which she ducks and counters with a neckbreaker. As Steph turns around Moira blasts Steph in the mouth with a drop kick staggering her against the ropes. Undine seeing the opportunity charges at Steph with a clothesline but Steph ducks out of the way and Undine's momentum sends out and over the top!] JLT: Whoops! I doubt Undine wanted that to happen! Leah: That was classic! JLT: Four ladies left! [Moira flips over the rope and back into the ring and is instantly bet with a double axe smash from Linda Ragnal. Moira is knocked back into the turnbuckle, and Linda rushes towards her, nailing a perfect handspring elbow! Stephanie and Morrigan begin duking it out as well, which sees Morrigan slap the taste out of Stephanie’s mouth. Stephanie cringes at the blow.] Leah: Now THAT’s what I call a slap! JLT: Look at Stephanie’s face. Leah: I think she’s going to cry! Haha! [Morrigan scoops Stephanie up and slams her back down hard on the mat. She then bounces off of the ropes and hits a hard elbow drop on Stephanie’s chest. On the opposite end of the ring, Linda has lifted Moira high into the air and slams her down hard with a suplex. Linda then grabs hold of Moira’s upper body and Alleyoop’s her clear to the other side of the ring where she crashes into Morrigan.] JLT: Linda just practically tossed Moira across the ring into Morrigan! Leah: Correction, Linda DID toss Moira across the ring into Morrigan! JLT: Amazing! [Moira and Morrigan’s bodies are strewn across each other and Stephanie Sullivan climbs back to her feet. Linda dashes towards her but Stephanie reacts just in time by hitting her with a drop toe hold that sends Linda’s throat into the bottom rope. Stephanie then takes this opportunity to push down on the back of Linda’s head, driving the lady’s throat harder into the rope.] JLT: Well that isn’t exactly nice. Leah: Who cares about niceness? Linda is doing what it takes to win. [Stephanie eventually lets up and Linda yanks her head back and she starts coughing. Stephanie pulls Linda to her feet and lays some sharp chops across her chest and whips her into the ropes but Linda reverses it. Stephanie then boots Linda in the face, sending her down to the mat hard.] JLT: Stephanie is starting to get some momentum … [Morrigan is back to her feet, and she quickly grabs holds of Stephanie’s hair. She then tosses the “Queen” over the top rope, sending her down to the padded mat on the outside.] Leah: Well, I guess not. JLT: Stephanie was just eliminated. Now it’s down to three! Leah: Yup, one more elimination and this one’s in the books. [Moira is back on her feet and she tries to push Morrigan in the ropes…but to no avail. Morrigan elbows Moira hard in the jaw and quickly nails her with a modified suplex. Before Morrigan can react though, Linda charges at her and nearly knocks her out with a running shining wizard. Linda is now the only one standing in the ring.] JLT: Both the other ladies are down. Linda is definitely the MVP of this match! Leah: Let’s hope she doesn’t screw that up! [Morrigan is down and out from the blow as Moira climbs to her feet. She and Linda begin to exchange blows as Moira gets the upper hand. She pulls Linda into a quick headlock and nails her with a running bulldog. Moira keeps the momentum going by springing off the ropes and nailing a lionsault across Linda’s back.] JLT: Moira certainly is very agile, I’ll give her that. Leah: Maybe she learned that in Australia from a kangaroo! JLT: I highly doubt that! [Moira pulls Linda to her feet and tries to toss the woman over the ropes but Linda just won’t have it. She elbows Moira in the gut a few times and nails a snapmare. Linda bounces off the ropes and hits Moira square in the back with a running dropkick. She then grabs hold of Moira’s pretty little head and drives it directly into the canvas via a DDT. Linda then signals to the top rope as the audience roars approvingly, she quickly climbs the turnbuckle.] JLT: That’s a bad idea for Linda. This is an over-the-top battle royale and climbing the turnbuckles presents a serious disadvantage! Leah: Relax…nobody is even standing in the ring. She’ll be fine! [On the contrary, Morrigan seems to have a burst of energy as she quickly kips up to her feet. She then violently shakes the ropes that are closest to Linda, causing Linda to stagger about and eventually crash down hard on the mat outside. The crowd goes “oh!” when she hits the mat.] JLT: Holy cow! Linda hit the mat hard! I hope she isn’t hurt! Leah: Well shit…I guess she’s eliminated. JLT: No doubt about that. *DING! DING!* John Roe: Here are your winners and the top two contenders for the Rockford State Championship…MOIRA STORM…AND…MORRIGAN! [Moira climbs back to her feet, clutching her head, as she smiles at her recent victory. She waves to the audience in celebration only to be taken down from behind by Morrigan. She continues to beat down on Moira by hammering away with some closed fists.] JLT: Now that isn’t necessary! Leah: Sure it is, Morrigan wants to send a message. [Morrigan beats Moira’s head into the mat a few times before letting up off of her. A couple of security guards have come to the ring, but Morrigan holds up her hands and explains that she’s leaving. With a smirk on her face, Morrigan exits. Moira sits up in the ring, and the two ladies stare each other down as Morrigan makes her way up the ramp.] JLT: Well it looks like Morrigan has gotten the last laugh but I’m sure this isn’t over between them. Leah: Moira better get her head out of the clouds and focus! That kangaroo-worshiper is going to lose if she doesn’t! JLT: Just because she’s from Australia doesn’t make her a kangaroo-worshiper! Leah: Whatever, you know what I mean! [We see Maya sitting alone on the floor of the locker room she’s sharing with Janine for the night. Her eyes are closed as she meditates on the match they had earlier. The door opens and Janine walks in and notices Maya meditating and a micheivous smile comes over her face as she goes up to her and begins waving her hand in front of Maya’s face.] Janine: Hey Maya, you awake? [Just then Aaron comes in and notices what Janine’s up to.] Aaron: Janine, leave her alone. [Janine still keeping her hand in front of Maya’s face turns to face her father.] Janine: Oh come on dad. I'm just having a bit of fun. [Maya’s hand comes up suddenly grabbing Janine by wrist giving her a start as she looks in front of her again only to find Maya’s still closed yet there is the slightest hint of a grin on her face.] Janine: How'd you see my hand? Maya: I don’t need to have eyes to see what you’re doing. Aaron: Alright girls. I'm gonna go start loading up the car. [Maya gets up and stretches] Maya: I’ll come with you sir. [Aaron and Maya exit the room leaving Janine to pack her bag. The light begins to flicker but Janine shrugs it off as just a glitch but then the flickering gets worse and an uneasy feeling begins to creep over Janine as she rushes towards the locker room door only to find it locked.] Janine: Wh- What's going on? Help! HELP! [The light continues flickering as Janine really panicked now continues to pull and push against the door. Then as suddenly as it began the flickering stopped and Janine could hear her father’s and Maya’s voices on the otherside of the door.] Maya: Janine what’s wrong open the door please! Aaron: Are you alright honey? [Janine hurriedly lets go of the door and as it opens she embraces her father.] Aaron: Janine, are you OK? Maya: what happened? Janine: Th- th- the lights were flickering like crazy, then the door was locked. I- I- Aaron: Easy dear. Maya, can you grab Janine's bag? We're getting out of here. [Aaron escorts his daughter towards the parking lot as Maya grabs Janine's stuff. She glances around the room to make sure everything's fine, then takes off to catch up with the Johnsons.] [The lights in the arena slowly begin to fade as a large pink banner flashes across the Divatron. The fans turn to the screen to view another ditzy episode.] JLT: Oh Yay!! Blonde TV again. Leah: Someone please just shoot me. They do this to raise my blood pressure; I know that’s what they’re doing! Bombastic announcer: And now once, again, the moment you all have been waiting for, here is Blonde TV! Leah: Where is my psychiatrist, I’m going to go insane. I’m getting Blonde disease. [The sounds of “Barbie Girl” blast through the stereo system as the big screen flash clips of the women that make up Blonde Ambition… Carley, Courtney, Meggie, and Tiger Lily just before “Blonde TV” logo appear on the screen in big letters and a blonde wig falls on the ‘T’.] [The music stops and the streets are shown. Then four beautiful blondes emerge down the road, followed of course by Kyle and Mistress. They all seem to be locked at the elbows as they walk slowly and then they stop looking at a sign to a place.] Courtney: ooh Lookie! Lily: Hey…where are we? [ The girls look up reading the sign to themselves and then say...] Meggie: “Oh Lord, the Pink Pussy Cat Club” Lily: It sounds like fun, I’ve never been here before. Hopefully we’ll see the Pussycat Dolls. Carley: Ooooh This must be like a pet store I wanna buy a Pink Pussycat it can be like our be like our Mascot thingy like Daisy D is to Kibby! Courtney: yeah that would soooo awesome! we could call it "Mr. Jinx"! Meggie: “Yeah, but it’s not what you think.” Carley: (pouts) It’s not a pet store? Courtney: (pouts as well) Ahhhh... are you sure it's not a pet store? Why else would it be called the Pink pussycat? Meggie: “Come on we’ll go see.” [The blondes unlock hands and every member walks in as the guard at the door let’s them by until it comes to Kyle and the guard stands in the way. Meggie pulls him past the guard and they all ascend on their way into the pink pussycat club. Inside we find the members all dancing around to the music that is playing, not paying any attention to the strippers on the poles, and the perverted men, sitting there throwing dollar after dollar at them.] Lily: [dancing] I LOVE this song! Courtney: Me too! Its soo catchy!! I can't stop dancing! Kyle: “Dang, look at her.” [Meggie slaps him as she looks up at the stage.] Carley: Those girls dance funny and and why are they showing their teats? Lily: Those girls are horrible dancers. I don’t want to see their goodies. Meggie: “Our victory dance is so much better then that.” Carley: Totally! Courtney and I can dance sooo much better! Courtney: Yeah! Our dancing skills put theirs to shame! Mistress: You should go up there and show them how it done! [Meggie and Lily now getting a bright idea, decide to head up to the stage as the other’s just watch in anticipation. Mistress has turned her Pink Cam on and the two ladies walk up on stage. Meggie looks at the girl hanging on the pole, and then she just giggles as she does a handspring, and she slides off her t-shirt and throws it at Kyle.] Meggie: “Boys don’t get serious, I’m taken, I just want to show off my tan, and of course promote my lotion.” [Meggie holds up a bottle of her special lotion that she had hidden in her pocket and she winks at the camera and then Lily does a handspring the opposite way.] Lily: I’m so NOT going to take my clothes off, but I WILL dance! Meggie: “Valley Girls, don’t strip dolls. She’s too classy for that.” [The women in the middle on the pole have now stopped dancing as Carley and Courtney run up to the stage. They both look at the pole and smile at one another.] Courtney: You what it is time for sissy? Carley: What’s that sissy? Courtney: RING AROUND THE ROSIE! Carley: Yeah! [The two begin playing ring around the rosie as they circle the pole.] Meggie: “Now Fall!” [The blondes fall, and they all laugh as Lily and Meggie now come and give each other high fives and then they all walk off the stage. Meggie grabs a 20 dollar bill, and stuffs it in her pants pocket as she throws a bottle of lotion at man sitting in the crowd.] Meggie: “Thanks for your purchase.” Lily: That was so cool. We need to come back here next time we’re in town. Courtney: yeah it was really fun! But why did they have a pole in the middle of the room? and why weren't any of the girls playing ring around the rosie like us? Mistress: I got it all on my camera! But still wonder all those girls were showing their teats and why were we the only girls in there besides the girls dancing? Kyle: Here’s your shirt babe, now let’s get out of here, before I hurt some drunks!! Lily: All that dancing made me hungry. Carley: Me too! Then maybe we can get our Pink Pussycat! [The Blonde Ambition crew wave goodbye to the guard and say goodbye to the pink pussy cat club, where they had this blondetastic day.] Bombastic announcer: “Will Meggie ever sale more then one bottle of her lotion? Will Lily ever take off her clothes? Will the Monroes learn what the shiny thingy, they were swinging around is? All these lessons and more, on the next episode of Blonde TV. Leather Whip Match Amber Burton vs. Noriko Lee JLT: Up next we have Amber taking on Noriko, in a leather strap match. Leah: Finally someone is getting their ass whipped. These girls are crazy. JLT: Well let’s not forget that Singapore cane, Noriko is one hardcore lady. Leah: Don’t get carried away. [The sound of “Duality” hits over the P.A. as the sexy Asian’s pictures stroll across the divatron. Suddenly from behind the Curtain, Noriko burst out. She has chosen a pair of pink boy shorts, with a black trim, accompanied by a white paw print on the right butt cheek. She pauses swinging her Singapore cane around her wrist and then she begins to walk down to the ring, as she pats her Askai Championship and smiles to the crowds boos. Noriko then slides into the ring, waiting for the match to begin.] John Roe: Entering the ring, from Los Angeles, California, The Askai Champion, Noriko Lee. [The fans boo.] Leah: Well, they obviously have no taste, if they think this other girl is going to win. I’m going for the Asian Persuasion on this one. JLT: That’s very thoughtful of you Leah. To acknowledge some other culture besides your own. Leah: Hey, my culture is the best, but Asians come in a close second. [Jaime rolls her eyes. As the arena falls into pitch blackness, and the divatron flashes to life and in bold pink letter’s it begins to count down. ‘5, 4, 3, 2, 1' as it reaches one pyro’s explode from the stage as “Ladies and Gentleman” hit over the P.A. and as the lights come on, Amber is seen sitting on stage, with Inferna, standing behind her. Amber is in a splits position and holding her fist into the air. She wears a divas unleashed t-shirt that is covering her wrestling gear, it appears to be autographed and strategically ripped. The screen shows several video shots of the superstar, and introduces her as the future of ladies wrestling. The crowd roars it’s approval, and she nimbly rolls to her feet, and struts to the ring. Of course followed by the punk Inferna. Dressed in a black halter top and chains. Amber now reaching the bottom of the ramp pauses and then circles the ring, apparently not happy with the stairs closest to the locker room. She feigns towards the opposite stairs, but instead rushes to the commentary table and hops on top of it and plays for the crowd. Once she gets the reaction intended. She takes off her shirt seductively and reveals her wrestling attire for the evening., along with the pink boxer style trunks that were already shown. She reveals a sports bra of the same color. She smiles now getting off the table and about to slide into the ring. ] John Roe: Entering the ring, accompanied by Inferna, Amber Burton. Leah: Does she know she has to pay for those t-shirt she throws every week? She might think twice about that. JLT: As if she cares Leah. [Amber now begins to stretch in a neutral corner and awaits for John to state the rules to the match.] JLT: The Following Contest is a Leather Whip Match, the rules are simple each lady will fight it out until one of them bends the other over their knee, in order to spank them with the leather whip. Note that the whips can be used for things other then the spanking but the match ends, when the spanking occurs. [Both divas nod as Noriko hands her title over to a staff member and sets her Singapore cane strategically close to her corner. Amber begins to circle around and Noriko follows as John steps out of the ring, the Bell then rings and both divas rush at one another, locking up. The two battle for a few moments before Noriko gets in a cheap shot poking Amber in the eyes.] [Amber stumbles back as Noriko takes this moment to run and grab a leather whip and Amber comes after her now regaining some composure. But, Noriko already has the whip it hand and slings it towards Amber’s leg, making the brunette fall. Amber being the women she is, climbs back up quickly but is met by another shot to the stomach, Noriko now seeing the opportunity wraps her arms around Amber’s head and then she kicks her feet off the turnbuckle and hits a springboard DDT.] JLT: Nice move from the Askai Champ Leah: Ahh, I wanna see her take that whip and beat that manager of Amber’s lips down. Plastic surgery is never good. [Noriko now climbs back up and she goes and wraps the whip in her hands again. She smiles at the laid out Amber and she now begins to try and pick her up and placing her on her knee, she goes to take the whip and spank Amber with it, but Amber elbows Noriko in the stomach and then rolls her body off of Noriko’s knees, Amber now having a bit of momentum climbs up, but Noriko is just as quick as they both double clothesline one another. Both climb back up and Noriko tries and early clothesline but Amber now dodges and wraps her arms around Noriko and hits a belly to back suplex.] JLT: Did you see how quickly Amber came back from being almost done, to laying Noriko out, that’s amazing. [Amber now climbs up grabbing the whip and picking Noriko up and wrapping the whip around her neck. Amber then strategically, flips Noriko with the rope snapmaring Noriko but choking her at the same time. Amber then pulls Noriko up and does it again.] Leah: Now that’s what I’m saying, Choke that bitch!! JLT: Leah you are so mean. Leah: ... [Amber releases the strap from around Noriko’s neck and then hits a dropkick to Noriko’s tailbone. Noriko slides down, as Amber climbs on top of Noriko and begins to deliver punches to the face Noriko, from being choked is now gasping for air but being met with these punches. After five the ref calls Amber off. Amber backs away and then heads right back to her task, still showing off her wrestling style of never letting up, she pulls Noriko up by the hair and Irish Whips her into a corner. Noriko slams into the corner as Amber drives her shoulder into Noriko’s gut multiple times. With Noriko hunched over, Amber tries to grapple with her, but Noriko claws at Amber’s eyes.] JLT: Well that was a cheap shot. Leah: Hey, she’s doing what she needs to win. You go girl! [Noriko has now made her way up onto the top Turnbuckle, as Amber is still trying to regain herself, Noriko then leaps from the turnbuckle hitting a Kitten Kaboodle (Molly Go Round) and then climbing off, she struts to a corner grabbing a whip once again.] JLT: These girls are going to kill one another. Leah: Hallelujah, Hallelujah!! [Noriko jerks Amber up, but then she notices Inferna, as if for the first time. Inferna is looking towards the crowd not really paying any attention to Noriko and Noriko drops Amber giving a soft smirk and sliding outside of the ring. Noriko’s expression looks as if she has just gone insane, she slaps the floor with the whip, catching Inferna’s attention, and Inferna begins to try and run. But Noriko slings the whip catching her leg and making her fall to the floor.] Leah: Yes, Yes, DO it Noriko beat her, beat her!! JLT: Well we’ve finally found a match you enjoy. [Noriko is about to take the whip and slap Inferna with it but the Canadian Beauty comes out of no where diving through the ropes and tackling Noriko to the ground, then she begins to punch at Noriko’s face, as she has grown angry as well, now the two begin to roll back and forth] Leah: A bitchfight!! JLT: Leah, did you take your medicine? You are acting a little crazy. Leah: What girl, don’t get crazy? JLT: Whatever... [Amber now gets the advantage after headbutting Noriko in the face and she picks Noriko up slinging her back into the ring. Amber now takes this chance to slide Noriko onto her knee and use the whip that is in Noriko’s hand to try and spank…but Noriko bites down hard on Amber’s free hand and manages to escape her grasp. Amber squeals in pain, as Noriko hits with some karate kicks to the stomach. She then tries to whip Amber into the corner, but Amber reverses it and whips Noriko to the corner.] JLT: Looks like Noriko is holding nothing back…she’s even reduced to biting! Leah: I like it. [The Asian Slams into the corner and falls to her feet. But Amber hadn’t noticed this was the corner with her Singapore cane, Noriko grabs it up and as Amber runs towards her Noriko pulls up the cane and jams it into Amber’s abdomen… Amber stumbles backwards and the referee calls for the disqualification bell and yanks the cane out of Noriko’s hands.] Leah: Wait…what happened? JLT: It looks like Noriko is getting disqualified for using that cane! John Roe: Here is your winner by disqualification…AMBER BURTON! {The whipping match is over and both women look completely exhausted from the efforts they put forth in the match. Noriko begins to get to her feet, but Inferna rushes into the ring and slams her breastbone into the nearest corner. She hits with a solid thump, and her arms slump to the outside. Quickly, Inferna is outside on the apron, and digs into her tights. She produces a pair of handcuffs and secures Lee to the top turnbuckle.} Leah: “All of a sudden you have to watch out for Amber and Inferna! Piss one of them off, and the next thing you know, your getting schooled in the middle of the ring!” JLT: “This is reminiscent of what Amber did to Stephanie Sullivan…” {Amber gets to her feet, and her pet is right there to hand her a twelve foot bullwhip. By now Noriko realizes that she’s in huge trouble, and begins straining against her bonds. The two women approach and each grabs her trunks on either side, and rip them off, exposing the Askai champion’s panty clad ass to the crowd.} JLT: “Someone needs to put a stop to this! I can understand sending a message, but this is simply abject humiliation.” Leah: “You have to admit, their methods are original, and get them a lot of attention.” {Amber weighs the whip in her hands, and calls for a microphone. Noriko looks absolutely frantic as she tries to escape the predicament. Inferna falls to her knees and watches the helpless Askai champion with a smile.} JLT: “She’s going to whip the Askai Champion! Where is the security? Amber: “Rookie?” Amber says with no small amount of contempt. “You think because you’re a champion, you have the right to pass judgment on me?” Amber shakes her head sadly. “Now things are a little different aren’t they? Your no longer thinking about that Unleashed Title, because now you have your own skin to worry about! Yuko Shiro and that Unleashed championship are just a fleeting fancy, because now your at MY mercy!” Leah: “It seems the mistress is upset about being overlooked!” {Noriko wears a look of rage and revulsion as she stops struggling and seems to have accepted the fact she cannot escape. Amber moves closer, and looks the champion in the eye.} Amber: “Did you think I lied when I told you your fate! I spelled all of this out for you in brutal detail, and now the time has come!” JLT: “She can’t do this!” Leah: “Why can’t she? Who will stop her?” {The crowd falls silent as Amber limbers the whip, and slowly traces the braided leather over Lee’s backside. The champion struggles a bit more, then goes limp in the corner.} JLT: “She’s just toying with a helpless champion out there! I’ll bet she couldn’t do this by herself!” Amber: “I LIED!” says Amber with a sneer. “I want you to think about this moment for a long time Noriko Lee! Remember the day you overlooked and insulted me! Genuflect on what I could’ve done to you, and how helpless you were in front of this very crowd…” Amber moves in close to Noriko who has tears of anger running down her face. “because the next time you decide to negate me, there will be consequences!” {With that Amber smiles, and smacks Noriko on the butt with her bare hand. Inferna moves in with a look of hate, and appears to be on the attack. Amber intercedes and the two leave the ring. Security people rush down the aisles, and free the Askai Champion who picks up her cane and points it menacingly at the pair. Amber only smiles, and cracks her whip before walking back into the locker room.} *Moira Storm and Undine are backstage, sitting on the bench in the locker room after their match. Moira is towelling herself off as Undine takes a drink of Aquafina.* MOIRA: Well, it was a valiant effort. *Undine sets the bottle next to her.* UNDINE: No doubt. It was a good match to work in. MOIRA: I'll say. You did pretty well for yourself. UNDINE: Thanks. *Undine and Moira shake hands, smiling. Soon, Linda Ragnal walks over, and she waves to them, staring mainly at Undine.* LINDA: Hey. Can I talk to you for a minute? *Undine looks at Linda, her jaw dropped, looking a little nervous.* UNDINE: Um, sure. Where do you want to talk? *Linda chuckles to herself.* LINDA: Here's fine. MOIRA: Oh...well, I'll get going, then. *Moira goes to stand up, but Linda holds her arm out to stop her. Linda shakes her head with a smile.* LINDA: You don't have to. I wanted to talk to the both of you. *Moira looks at Linda with the same look as Undine, and sits herself back down. Linda sits between the two of them, placing her arms around each of them.* LINDA: I was really impressed by what you guys did tonight in that Battle Royale. And I've been thinking this for a while, but I think we could work well, all three of us. UNDINE: You really think so? LINDA: *nodding her head* Sure. I've been at this for...well, feels like forever actually. I took a break from actualy wrestling and decided to go train a few. It got boring, and here I am, back in the competition. MOIRA: That so? LINDA: Yeah. I even learned a bit from my bros when I'd train them. So my thought was...if I could help you to learn...I might learn from you, too. *Undine and Moira both look at Linda with an interested look.* UNDINE: So, you're saying you want to form a team, there? MOIRA: The three of us? LINDA: Just the three of us. Moira Storm, The Aquatic Goddess, Undine...and yours truly. UNDINE: The Ocean's Beauty, Linda Ragnal... MOIRA: Well... *Moira scratches her chin in thought, then stands to her feet.* MOIRA: It's a good idea...but I'd have to give it some thought. *Undine gets to her feet, also.* UNDINE: She's right, Linda. This is a big decision for all of us. *Linda shrugs and smiles.* LINDA: Sure thing. Just take your time, guys. *Linda stands to her feet, and the three of them shake hands as we cut to the next segment.* JLT: Oooh! I smell a stable coming up! Leah: Whoopie. "Role Reversal" Tag Team Match Carley Monroe & Crystal Hilton vs. Courtney Monroe & Cherrie Hilton JLT: Up next we’ve got a “Role Reversal Match” which pits a Hilton and a Monroe against, you guessed it, a Hilton and a Monroe! This match promises to be entertaining to say the least… Krysta will probably enjoy it the most since she’s the one that came up with it! Leah: I hate Krusty Taylor, but she does know how to entertain the fans. I want to see Carley and Courtney knock each other senseless! JLT: I’m not sure about that Leah; I think most of the fighting will be between Cherrie and Crystal, they seem to hate each other right now! Leah: Yeah, those girls need to get on the same page quick! Lethal Dosage needs to reunite because they’re the only people that I kind of like! JLT: We know, Leah, we know. [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amidst the smoke with hands on her hips as "Shake Ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly begins to play and multicolored strobe lights begins to flash. Carley Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top and very short pink shorts and pink boots.] John Roe: The following is a “role reversal” tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first at a weight of 110 lbs, from Los Angeles, California…CARLEY MONROE! [Carley then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Carley wiggles her rear end to the phrase "shake ya tail feathers" then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] Leah: I don’t see why we haven’t fired that girl yet. I feel so bad that my girl Crystal has to team with her. [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip".] John Roe: And her partner at a weight of 120 lbs…from Long Island, New York, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions…CRYSTAL HILTON! [Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] Leah: That’s the way a real champion looks right there, Jamie. JLT: She certainly has earned it. Crystal has held multiple title runs during her time in DU. [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "A Toast to Men" by Willa Ford begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion).] John Roe: Making up the second team weighing in at 120 lbs, from Los Angeles, California…COURTNEY MONROE! [Once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left. Carley and Courtney hug each other in the middle of ring and begin doing their famed victory dance.] JLT: Courtney Monroe is fresh off a victory in an explosive three way last week. The end actually saw her pin Crystal Hilton. That was a surprise wasn’t it? Leah: It was a fluke, that’s what it was. [The crowd gives a warm ovation for Cherrie, who flashes a bright smile as she starts down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring. Hilton pauses to high five as many of the fans in the ringside seats as she can, then slowly climbs the ring steps and makes her way into the squared circle.] John Roe: And finally, coming in at a weight of 134 lbs, from Long Island, New York, she is also one half of the DU Tag Team Champions…CHERRIE HILTON! [Cherrie goes to her corner of the ring, climbs to the middle turn buckle to acknowledge the fans, then bounces back to the ring.] JLT: It can be argued that Cherrie was the reason Crystal lost that match last week in the first place. Leah: It was just a misunderstanding. Everything will work out, I promise. JLT: Are you sure? Cherrie and Crystal basically hate each other; this so-called “Dream Team” is not a dream at all. Leah: You’re wrong! Lethal Dosage all the way! [With two sets of sisters are all now in the ring and the match is finally ready to begin. Carley and Courtney finish off their dance and merrily walk over to a corner of the ring with their arms interlocked and huge grins on their faces. The two of them share a little chat before the match is set to begin.] JLT: Uh…I don’t think Carley and Courtney realize that they won’t be teaming together… Leah: Those idiots! Get to your corners now! Pronto! [Both Cherrie and Crystal roll their eyes and walk over to where the Monroe’s are huddled together. Crystal takes Carley by the hand and Cherrie takes Courtney. Together they drag their team members to their corners as both Carley and Courtney look shocked and horrified.] Leah: It’s a mad world, ladies. Deal with it. JLT: Leah, you’re so mean! Leah: Hey I didn’t make the match, I’m just hear to enjoy it! JLT: We have Krysta to thank for that one. [Carley and Courtney both take their sides on opposite ends of the ring, looking sadly at each other from across the ring. Crystal and Cherrie are ready to start this off as the bell rings.] DING! DING! [Cherrie wastes little time and immediately charges at her younger sister, planting her in the ground with a vicious-looking spear. Cherrie doesn’t let up and directly hammers away on Crystal’s face with some closed fists. The referee is forced to pull Cherrie off of her own sister. Crystal lies on the mat clutching her face and looking pissed.] JLT: Looks like Cherrie has been waiting a long time to deck out her sister like that! Leah: But look at Crystal now…she looks ticked off! [Crystal springs to her feet and immediately runs after Cherrie, looking for a clothesline. Cherrie ducks it and dropkicks Crystal in the back of the knee. The move takes Crystal down on one knee and Cherrie jumps foreword and slams Crystal’s face into the mat via a bulldog. Crystal’s face bounces off of it with a slight thud and Cherrie is back on her feet. She stomps on Crystal’s back a few times and pulls her sister to her feet. She leans Crystal across the ropes and gives her some hard chops across the chest as the crowd ‘whoos’ with every blow.] JLT: Man, Cherrie is really taking it to Crystal tonight. Leah: Stop it Cherrie! Crystal’s going to need a boob job after this! [Cherrie whips Crystal into the ropes and looks for a body toss, but Crystal quickly reverses with a sunset flip and rolls her into a tight pin.] JLT: Holy cow! This could be over! [1] [2] [Cherrie barely manages to roll out of it.] Leah: Uh oh…Cherrie isn’t going to be happy. JLT: Yeah…that was a very close pin Crystal had on her. [Both the sisters are on their feet, and instantly begin to duke it out against each other. Crystal gains the upper hand in the fist fight, knocking Cherrie to the mat with a hard boxing punch. She then springs off the ropes and drives her elbow hard into Cherrie’s chest.] [1] [2] [Cherrie kicks out.] JLT: Man, Crystal keeps getting all these close calls on Cherrie. [Crystal pulls Cherrie to her feet and drags her over to her corner. Crystal raises her hand and tags Carley Monroe into the match. Crystal body slams her sister on the mat and signals to Carley that she wants her to climb to the top turnbuckle. Carley grins at her and nods and ascends the turnbuckle. Crystal looks on approvingly and Carley Monroe leaps off the turnbuckle… and hits Crystal Hilton with a Molly-Go Round!] Leah: What?? JLT: Carley just hit her own partner? She must have forgotten which Hilton sister she was teaming with! Leah: Haha, that idiot! [Carley climbs back to her feet and jumps right into doing the famed Monroe victory dance. This prompts Courtney to run into the ring and dance along with her sister. While the two girls are dancing together, Cherrie climbs back to her feet and dropkicks Carley Monroe back in the head. Courtney looks at Cherrie in shock and immediately spears Cherrie to the ground for attacking her sister.] JLT: Courtney just attacked her partner! This is madness! [It’s the referee’s turn to intervene and he pulls Courtney from on top of Cherrie. He commands her to go to her corner and does the same to Crystal who is now back on her feet. This leaves only Cherrie and Carley in the ring now. The two girls tie up and Cherrie wrenches Carley’s arm behind her back. Carley squeals in pain as Cherrie tightens the hold. Cherrie then lifts Carley, looking for a backdrop, but Carley back flips out of it. Carley then nails Cherrie in the back of the head with a spinning heel kick that knocks Cherrie off her feet.] JLT: Carley just displayed some actual wrestling ability! Amazing! Leah: Yeah, but you just know she’s going to mess something up. Just watch. [Carley excitedly points to the corner turnbuckle as the fans cheer in approval. She hops up on top of it and waits for Cherrie climb to her feet. Once Cherrie is standing, Carley shakes her butt to the audience and leaps off, hitting Cherrie with a beautiful hurricanrana. Carley grabs both of Cherrie’s legs for a pin.] JLT: Carley may have Cherrie here! Leah: I highly doubt that. [1] [2] [Cherrie kicks out yet again. Carley hops to her feet and excitedly parades around the ring because of her successful hurricanrana. Cherrie is quick to her feet and charges towards Carley with a clothesline, but Carley ducks it in the knick of time and Cherrie crashes into the turnbuckle. Carley then hops on Cherrie’s back and starts to ‘piggyback’ on her around the ring, causing a lot of embarrassment for Cherrie. She grabs hold of Carley’s blonde locks and promptly flips her over, slamming Carley on her back. Cherrie then rushes over and tags in Courtney by tapping her on the shoulder. Courtney, a bit unsure, gets in the ring and meets her sister in the middle. They smile widely at each other and quickly jump into a game of freeze tag.] JLT: Hmm…they still don’t seem to realize that they’re each other’s opponents. Leah: I can’t believe this is happening. Someone just knock the two of them out. [Carley chases Courtney around the ring and eventually tags her, forcing Courtney to ‘freeze’ in place. Carley giggles as Crystal Hilton beckons for her attention from their corner. Carley wanders in her direction and Crystal promptly tags herself in. Crystal charges towards Courtney, who can’t move from her spot since she is still ‘frozen’. Crystal uses this to her advantage and clotheslines her hard.] Leah: Why the hell didn’t Courtney move?! JLT: I think because she was still frozen…and she didn’t want to break the rules! Leah: What a retarded…retard! [Crystal goes for a pin but Cherrie hops in the ring and breaks it up before the referee can even start counting it. Crystal angrily climbs to her feet and shoves Cherrie. Cherrie does the same and shoves Crystal back. The two sisters continue to go at it until Cherrie spears Crystal down and the two viciously roll around the ring, giving each other hard slaps. Cherrie seems to have the advantage as she mounts her sister and hammers away at her] JLT: They’ve lost it! They’re slapping the hell out of each other! Leah: No, girls! You’re supposed to slap the Monroe’s not each other! Get with it! JLT: Man, talk about a sibling rivalry. [The referee eventually breaks up the little catfight and instructs Cherrie to go to her corner. Crystal holds her head from being slapped so much. Courtney is back on her feet and hits a standing moonsault on Crystal who is still down on the mat.] [1] [2] [Crystal gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Close call! Leah: TOO close if you ask me! [Courtney gets up to her feet and notices that Cherrie is waving her over. She walks over to her partner and Cherrie whispers something into Courtney’s ear. When Cherrie’s finished whispering, Courtney smiles and gives Cherrie a thumbs up. Crystal is slowly climbing to her feet and rushes towards Courtney but Courtney is quick to react and nails her with a devastating Chick Kick that knocks Crystal on the mat hard.] JLT: That was the Light’s Out! That’s one of Crystal’s moves! Leah: That bitch…she stole it! JLT: No, I’m pretty sure Cherrie told her to do it. [Crystal holds her face in pain as Courtney looks at Cherrie, who nods approvingly. She then instructs Courtney to pin her sister. Courtney does so and the referee counts it.] [1] [2] [3!!] JLT: Holy shi—Courtney Monroe just pinned Crystal Hilton...for the second week in a row! Leah: What the…? That’s just not right! JLT: Well it happened! Cherrie and Courtney win! John Roe: Here are your winners… COURTNEY MONROE AND CHERRIE HILTON!! [Carley rushes into the ring and hugs her sister for her victory, not seeming to care that she technically lost the match. Both the girls begin to break dance once again, as the audience cheers them on.] JLT: Carley doesn’t seem to care that she lost! Leah: I still can’t believe it…what happened Crystal?!?! [Carley and Courtney exit the ring and hope the barricade that separates the audience from the wrestling ring. The sisters then make their exit through the crowd, giving them high fives as they pass. Back in the ring, Crystal is just starting to get back to her feet when Cherrie approaches her. The two girls then stand nose-to-nose with one another, both of them looking pissed at each other. They remain this way for several seconds.] JLT: My god, there’s so much tension between them! How much longer will they remain Tag Team Champions if they keep this up? Leah: They better get it together! They are like the best tag team we have! JLT: That’s a bit biased, Leah. Hold favorites much? Leah: It’s true, though! [Crystal and Cherrie continues to stand within inches of each other. Then suddenly, almost as quickly as lightening, Crystal nails a quick right hook punch to Cherrie’s face. Cherrie goes down hard and the crowd goes ‘oooh!’ when they hear the impact of Crystal’s punch.] JLT: Oh my! Did you hear that Leah! Leah: Normally I love it when people punch each other like that…but not THEM! [Cherrie is down on the mat holding her face, as Crystal stands above her. The referee hands her their tag belts and Crystal stares at them. She lays Cherrie’s belt over her body and exits the ring. Crystal continues to walk up the ramp, not once looking back at her sister, as she holds onto her championship belt.] JLT: I’m sure there will be more to come on the next Exile. I hope these sisters get it together, though! They do make a good tag team. Leah: Damn right they do! [The scene opens up in Shane Rockford’s office backstage. The owner himself is seated at his desk filing some paperwork when the front door to his office suddenly swings open and the Askai Champion herself, Noriko Lee, walks in. She is still dressed in her ring attire from her previous match and is looking less than pleased. Shane Rockford only looks up when she comes charging in.] Shane Rockford: Noriko…hello. Noriko Lee: We…need to talk. [The boss leans back in his leather seat and nods.] Shane Rockford: Fine…go ahead. Noriko Lee: Look…first let me say that I appreciate everything you’ve done for me…it’s just that I’m tired of always being scheduled in these small time matches. I mean you have me fighting people like Janine Johnson and Amber Burton! Not to say they’re bad competitors but simply put…they’re rookies. I want a challenge, I want to feel inspired. [Shane raises an eyebrow.] Shane Rockford: I see…and what can I do to help? Noriko Lee: I want Shiro…in a match next week. Shane Rockford: Well…that certainly IS a challenge. Noriko Lee: I know it is, and you may think that I don’t deserve a match like this because I lost my match with Amber tonight. But you gotta understand, I just didn’t have the motivation to go against her. Shane Rockford: I see where you’re coming from, Noriko. [He thinks about Noriko’s request for a minute.] Shane Rockford: You’ve been a valuable member of my roster for years and I’ll grant you this match. However…it won’t be for the Unleashed Championship. Noriko Lee: What? Why not? Shane Rockford: Well in order for that to happen, you would need to give up your Askai Championship, are you willing to do that? [Noriko takes a look at the Askai belt in her hands.] Noriko Lee: All right, I understand what you're saying. Fine…I won’t challenge for the Unleashed belt just yet. Shane Rockford: I’m glad you understand. Noriko Lee: Thanks for the opportunity boss, I’ll show you what I’m worth. Shane Rockford: I’m glad to hear it. [Noriko and Shane nod at each other and Noriko makes her exit. Shane sighs deeply for a moment and returns to his paperwork.] Three-Person Tag Team Match Felicity, Meggie and Tiger Lily vs. Yuku Shiro, Aphrodite and KibbyD JLT: Well here we are ladies and gentlemen…the show is almost at it’s end but to finish it off we have an explosive three-person tag-team match! Leah: Yup…personally, I want to see some of these ladies bitch-it-out! I mean Aphrodite, Kibby and Meggie all hate each other so there’s definitely going to be some drama going on in there! Oh the bitchiness! I love it! JLT: Don’t forget this match also features our Unleashed Champion, Yuku Shiro, who is making her grand return to Exile after taking some time off for family issues. And to round it of there’s going to be Tiger Lily and Felicity as well…did you hear that Felicity has dyed her hair blonde? Leah: Yeah and it looks like she stuck her head in a toilet full of pee! [The camera shifts to display the ring, where John Roe is seen standing with a microphone in hand.] John Roe: “This contest is your main event, scheduled for one fall. introducing first, The newly Blonde… FELICITY!” ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glasses over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity.] Leah: “The first step to joining that think pink brigade is getting yourself a blonde coif.” JLT: “Sometimes a girl just needs a change!” John Roe: “Introducing her first partner… MEGGIE!” [The sound of "About Us" by Brooke Hogan hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she is followed by her boyfriend Kyle Maddison, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly as Kyle meets her and picks her up by the hands and offers her a kiss, as she then climbs up into the ring, she taunts in all four corners and get's ready to fight.] Leah: “You were saying? Look don’t try and fool me! These blonde bimbos want to make the whole world think pink, and more and more superstars will be bamboozled into doing it!” JLT: “Are you trying to say that the women of Blonde Ambition use their superior intellects to recruit dumb blondes?” John Roe: “And their partner… TIGER LILY!” [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. Behind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display. As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] Leah: “No what I’m saying is why recruit people who don’t want to hear how wonderful it is to be a blonde!” JLT: “Well the blonde crew has a rough night ahead of them.” John Roe: “And their opponents. Introducing first, the current Stripped Champion… Aphrodite!” [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.] Leah: “Take notes. There’s a blonde who doesn’t let mental retardation get to her head!” John Roe: “Introducing next… KIBBY D!” JLT: “Say what you want, but the heated rivalry between Meggie and Kibby has been a hot topic as of late, and it’s a rivalry that might stay heated for a long time.” [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] Leah: “Both of them can wrestle, but there comes a time when you have to think about your company. Kibby can hammer out a monologue, but Meggie is like a broken record. Blonde this, think pink that!” JLT: “Then it’s a damn good thing champions are chosen by their ability to get it done in the ring. George Clooney might look great in a suit, but only and idiot would consider him presidential material.” [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timekeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] John Roe: “And finally, the Unleashed Champion of the World… YUKO SHIRO!” ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] Leah: “The champ is here.” JLT: “This match is going to be hotly contested, and it’s going to be interesting to see how it all plays out.” Leah: “If Blonde Ambition wins this, there is no justice in the world.” [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] JLT: “The Unleashed Champion is quite a specimen.” Leah: “Of course she’s impressive! People who suck don’t become the Unleashed Champion!” [Both teams take up their positions in their respective corners. Felicity starts for her side, while Aphrodite begins the action for her team. Kibby and Meggie are pointing at one another from across the ring, as the bell rings and the match gets underway. The legal wrestlers circle one another in the ring, and lock up. Aphrodite has the advantage for a few steps, then Felicity comes back with an arm drag takedown. Aphrodite looks a bit surprised as she rolls to her feet, and comes in with a clothesline, but Felicity ducks under the strike, and nails the Stripped champion in the spine with a dropkick. Aphrodite lands torso first with her arms draped over the ropes.] JLT: “Felicity really came here to fight!” [Felicity bounds from the far ropes, and goes for a 619, but Aphrodite rolls out of the way, and catches Felicity by her legs during the spin. With a brutal tug, she slams Felicity in the center of the ring. The new blonde favors her back as Aphrodite bounces from the near ropes, and goes for a leg drop. Felicity rolls deftly to the side, and is quick to hit Aphrodite with a low dropkick to the head after getting up.] Leah: “I’ll give Felicity credit. She really shook off that brutal throw.” [Felicity moves to her corner and tags in Meggie. She moves in looking to clean house on the stripped champion. Nailing her with a series of punches and kicks that send her reeling into the corner. Yuko comes into the ring and begins complaining to the referee about a closed fist. He begins putting her out, and Kibby sneaks into the ring, and drives a brutal forearm shot to the back of Meggie’s skull. Meg goes down, and Kibby slides out of the ring. The ref is none the wiser as Tiger Lily chases Kibby back towards her corner.] Leah: “See the blondes aren’t smart enough to come up with a team effort. Yuko Shiro is a master at bending the situation to her needs.” JLT: “That was out and out cheating.” Leah: “Cheating is when you get caught, not getting caught is just smart wrestling.” [Aphrodite pulls Meggie to her feet, plants a boot in her stomach, then drives her to the mat with a piledriver. The champion rolls to her corner. Kibby is begging to get in the ring, and Aphrodite obliges by giving her the tag. Kibby comes in the ring, and pulls Meggie to her feet, and nails her with a well executed standing dropkick. Megs tumbles over the ropes from the impact, and crashes to the floor.] JLT: “That was a painful fall!” Leah: “When you get a couple wrestlers in the ring who hate each other like these two, your going to see some dirty tricks, and street fighting. Meggie learned the hard way that what goes up, must come down.” [Kibby nods to Aphrodite and Yuko, and slides to the outside of the ring. Her partners take the cue, and enter the ring, and catch Felicity and Tiger by surprise with running forearms. Both women are hit hard and tumble to the outside. The referee is right there to put both women out of the ring. In the meantime, Kibby grabs a chair from the timekeeper, and measures Meggie. With two running steps she swings like a baseball player, but Meggie rolls under the blow. Kibby turns quickly, but is drilled to the floor with a forearm off the railing.] Leah: “Meggie dodged the bullet!” JLT: “ Not only did she dodge the bullet, but she turned the tables as well! Kibby looks unconscious out there.” [The referee is finally able to return to the action, and Meggie rolls Kibby back into the ring. Kibs is groggy, but she isn’t so far gone that she doesn’t realize she needs to make a tag. In desperation, she crawls towards her corner. Meggie stops her with a handfull of tights, and rolls her to the mat for a pin.] 1.…. 2.… Kickout! JLT: “I don’t think she was expecting a win there.” Leah: “No she wanted Kibby to use some energy on a kickout.” [Meggie is a little slower to get up than Kibby, and is caught with a kick to the head. Meggie stands straight up and looks pie eyed, as Kibby makes a tag to Yuko Shiro. Meggie staggers back, and falls into her corner, where Tiger Lily tags herself in. The champion and Lily clash in the center of the ring. Both nailing one another with rights, lefts, and kicks. Yuko gets a momentary advantage with a thumb to the eye. Tiger favors the wound, and Yuko nails her with a martial arts kick to the midsection. Lily hit’s the mat hard, as the breath is knocked from her lungs.] Leah: “That’s one way to slow her down.” JLT: “You have to admit it’s not just anyone who can go toe to toe with the champion. Tiger Lily was matching her blow for blow.” Leah: “Yeah but she isn’t anymore.” [Yuko pulls Lilly to her feet, and drives her into the corner. Lily winces as her back hit’s the turnbuckle. Yuko stays right on her with a series of chops and martial arts kicks. Tiger stumbles out, but Yuko drops her with a spinning heel kick to the head.] JLT: “Yuko looks good tout there! Almost like she didn’t have to take a hiatus for family matters.” Leah: “She is looking quite dominant right now!” [Yuko smiles, and ascends the ropes. It appears she might be measuring her opponent for a moonsault, but Tiger nips to her feet, and climbs the ropes, planting the back of her head in Yuko’s crotch. Yuko shakes her head wildly and looks to be in shock as Lily continues climbing, and stands on the top rope, lifting Yuko in the air, and dropping her solidly in the ring with an electric chair drop!] Leah: “That was a desperation move but damn it was effective!” JLT: “I don’t think Yuko is even conscious…” Leah: “Well Lily isn’t moving so well herself. Both of these woman are down and might be out of this match.” [Tiger rolls to the ropes, and favors the back of her neck as she pulls herself upright. Yuko is weakly trying to get to her feet, and their respective partners are cheering them on as they go. Tiger is up first, and watches as Yuko struggles to hers. She moves in and hits Yuko with a quick rolling neck breaker. Yuko rolls on the mat and favors her neck. Tiger quickly goes for the pin. 1.… 2.…. [Thr….Aphrodite bounds in the ring and nails Tiger in the back of the head with a boot for the save.] [Both women rolls about on the mat trying to get the energy to get back to their feet. Tiger is first, and stumbles to her corner to make the tag. Yuko gets to her hands and knees, then rolls to her corner. The wrestlers tag out. Kibby and Meggie again launch themselves into the ring and Kibby strikes first with a clothesline, driving Megs to the mat.] JLT: “Nice power shown there by Kibby…you nearly took of Meggies head with that clothesline… Leah: “I wouldn’t go that far…but it was a nice clothesline…” [Kibby grabs Meggie by her long, blonde hair, then quickly sends her hard to the mat with a snap mare. A look of pain washes over Meggies face, and Kibby shows her sympathy by nailing her opponent to the back of the neck with a well aimed drop kick.] Leah: “That’s gotta hurt…” [Meggie scurries towards the ropes, but before she can reach them Kibbie grabs her by the leg and jerks her back towards the center of the ring. A look of concern washes over Meggies face, as Kibby grabs her left leg and bends to lock her into a single leg Boston crab. The moment she starts the move she is rudely interrupted by Felicity, who darts across the ring and nails Kibby with a clothesline of her own.] BOOOOO!!! JLT: “Now that was out and out cheating…pure and simple…” Leah: “Well as I said its only cheating if you get caught…obviously Felicity didn’t like the way things were going and decided to intervene…smart wrestling…” [The referee quickly gets into the face of Felicity and begins to warn her over her tactics. Felicity argues her case for a moment, but is quickly cut short by both Yuko and Aphrodite, who race towards the referee to voice there displeasure. As the group argues Tiger Lily rolls under the bottom rope and nails the grounded Kibby with a stiff kick to the head.] JLT: “The referee is really having his hands full in this one…it’s so hard to judge a match with all these competitors…” Leah: “Yeah…it’s like the battle royal…but in this case there are teams involved! [Tiger Lily quickly rolls out of the ring, and as Aphrodite and Yuko rush to the aide of their partner the referee quickly directs them to their respected corners. Once again an argument ensues, and as the referee discusses matters with the duo. Felicity grabs Kibby by the hair and pulls her towards the ropes. Felicity quickly unravels a chunk of tape wrapped around her wrist and begins to choke out Kibby, as again the referee is blind to their tactics.] Leah: “How the momentum can shift in a match!” JLT: “Hey ref! Open you’re eyes!” [The referee finally turns his attention back to the in ring action, but as he turns he finds Felicity feinting innocence as she releases her blatant choke hold and offers her most innocent smile. Meggie quickly gets back to a vertical base and quickly tags in Felicity.] Leah: “Text book tag team wrestling…keep the fresh partner in at all times!” JLT: “Well as you said the momentum has clearly shifted…it was a blatantly illegal tactic…but it worked like a charm!” [Felicity quickly grabs a handful of Kibbys hair, then jerks the Divas Unleashed star to her feet. She quickly grabs a handful of tights, then suplexes her into the air. A wide grin creases her lips as she drops Kibby hard on her back in the center of the ring.] SPLAT! Leah: “Ouch!” [Kibby moans in pain, as Felicity quickly makes the cover. The referee dives to the canvas, slapping down to make the count as the audience watches intently.] 1… 2… [No! Kibby kicks out!] [A look of exasperation washes over Felicitys face for a moment, but the look quickly fades as she springs to her feet and begins stomping Kibby hard to the back of her head. The crowd quickly stars an Anti-Felicity chant; which seems to have little effort of the dark haired beauty. She again jerks Kibby to a vertical base, then sends her hard to the mat with a Russian leg sweep.] CRASH! JLT: “Kibby is taking a lot of punishment here…she needs to make a tag or this one might be over in pretty quick order…” Leah: “…which is not too likely…not with Felicity around to stop her…” [Felicity again makes the cover, as the referee darts to the mat to count Kibby’s shoulders down.] 1… 2… 2 and ½… [No! Kibby again kicks out!] KIBBY! KIBBY! KIBBY! [Felicity sneers at the cheering fans, as Kibby struggles to retain her level on consciousness. Felicity grabs Kibby by the leg and drags her towards her corner again, where she tags in Tiger Lily, who wastes no time in dropping a head butt hard to the midsection of the already compromised diva.] JLT: “The team of Felicity, Meggie and Tiger Lily are acting like a well oiled machine at this point. They are simply picking Kibby apart…” Leah: “Yeah…things are not looking good for the spoiled rich girl at this point!” [Tiger Lily jerks Kibby to her feet, then quickly Bulldogs her face first into the canvas. Lily raises her hand to the sky, then quickly springs to the top ropes...] Leah: “Looks like some Summer Lovin’ comin’ up!” [Suddenly the top rope is pulled away, as Tiger Lily awkwardly catches herself in the ropes, dropping back hard on the base of her skull as Aphrodite snickers on the ring apron.] Leah: “Aphrodite pulled the top ropes just as Tiger Lily was going for her moonsault…dirty trick for sure!” JLT: “As you said…it’s not cheating if you don’t get caught! [Tiger Lily grabs at the back of her head, as Kibby starts the slow crawl towards her corner for the tag. Yuko leans over the ropes, desperately reaching to tag in Kibby, as Felicity and Meggie frantically cheer on the slowed Tiger Lily. Kibby continues to inch towards her corner of the ring, as Felicity darts into action and starts towards Yuko. The trip is cut short as Aphrodite runs into the ring and crashes into Felicity, allowing the needed seconds for Kibby to make the tag to Yuko.] TAG! YYEEAAHH!! JLT: “Don’t look now but business has just picked up! [Meggie races in, but is quickly floored with a stiff punch from the Unleashed Champion. Felicity goes after Yuko, but is sent down to the canvas with a similar blow, as Yuko turns her attention towards the downed Tiger Lily. Yuku pulls Tiger Lily to her feet and nails her in the midsection with three stiff karate kicks in the midsection. Tiger Lily keels over in the corner, as Shiro charges at her, but Lily manages to lift her legs and give Yuku a quick kick to the face.] JLT: “Now would be a good time for Lily to tag out.” Leah: “Yeah, her face is all red!” [Tiger Lily sprints over to make her tag but Yuku grabs a handful of hair and slams her hard onto the canvas. Yuku then wastes little time and drags Lily to her corner. She tags in Aphrodite and keeps a firm hold on Lily. Aphrodite climbs in and starts talking trash in Lily’s face while Yuku holds her, then she rears back and slaps Lily hard across the face.] JLT: “Oh my…did you hear the sound of THAT?” Leah: “Beautiful, just beautiful.” [Yuku releases her hold on Lily, and Lily collapses to the mat. Aphrodite flicks her hair back and stomps on Lily’s face a few times for good measure. She then springboards off the ropes and hits a cartwheel elbow drop and remains on Lily for the cover.] 1… 2… 2 ½… [Just in the knick of time, Felicity charges into the ring and kicks Aphrodite in the back of the head, breaking the pin.] JLT: “Man, Felicity is doing anything to win tonight!” Leah: “Look!” [Kibby rushes into the ring and tackles Felicity to the ground. The two ladies roll around the ring grappling and clawing at each other as the fans roar in approval. Meggie enters the ring as well but Yuku Shiro is quick to meet her and the two begin to exchange blows as well. Tiger Lily is climbing back to her feet when Aphrodite grabs her by the hair and knees her hard in the face.] JLT: “Every woman is in the ring! This is crazy!” [The referee does his best to take control, but none of the women seem to be listening to him anymore. Yuku Shiro deflects a right hand from Meggie and counters it with a vicious clothesline that sends the blonde toppling to the outside. Yuku quickly slips out of the ring and continues her assault on Meggie. Back on the inside of the ring, Felicity seems to have gotten control of Kibby as she mounts her and nails her with a barrage of slaps and punches. Aphrodite pulls Lily, who is clutching her face, to her feet. Aphrodite sets her on the top rope and signals for her “Beauty Treatment” finisher, but Lily is quick to shove her off.] JLT: “Nice counter by Lily, she really needs to take control!” Leah: “Yeah, it’s like Girls Gone Wild out there!” [Aphrodite manages to land on her feet and Lily leaps off the turnbuckles and sends her to the mat with a missile dropkick. Lily springs back to her feet and gets the fans riled up as she pats her right leg…signaling for one of her finishers. She waits patiently for Aphrodite to come to her feet and then quickly nails her hard in the face with her chick kick “Snaggletooth”.] JLT: “That planted her in the mat!” Leah: “What’s Felicity doing?” [Felicity has brought Kibby to her feet and proceeds to whip her in the direction where Lily is standing. Kibby collides into Lily at impeccable speed and the two blondes go sailing through the ring ropes and crash land on the padded floor outside, leaving only Felicity and the downed Aphrodite in the ring.] JLT: “Did Felicity intentionally throw Kibby into Tiger Lily?” Leah: “Calm down, it was probably an accident.” JLT: “Hmm…didn’t look that way to me.” [Felicity wastes little time and covers Aphrodite for the pin, catching the referee’s attention.] 1… 2… 3!! JLT: “Felicity just pinned Aphrodite…even though it was Tiger Lily that did the work!” Leah: “Was she even the legal person?” JLT: “I don’t think so…but I don’t even think the referee knew who was legal and who wasn’t!” Leah: “He probably just can’t tell all these blondes apart.” John Roe: “Here are your winners…FELICITY, MEGGIE, AND TIGER LILY!” [Felicity climbs to her feet and celebrates her victory as the fans cheer in approval. Meggie climbs into the ring and runs towards Felicity where they meet with a joyful embrace. The two ladies then wink at each other and Meggie proceeds to ask for a microphone from the timekeeper, which she receives. Tiger Lily climbs into the ring as well, looking a bit annoyed at Felicity’s actions. Meggie and Felicity stand in the middle of the ring, looking quite excited, as Meggie brings the microphone to her lips.] Leah: She’s going to talk NOW?! I want to leave! Meggie: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? You see, tonight Blonde Ambition has a very special surprise in store for all of you… [Faint murmurs are heard among the fans, as Meggie continues.] Meggie: It gives me great excitement to introduce our newest member…FELICITY! JLT: What?? Felicity is actually joining Blonde Ambition? I guess that’s why she dyed her hair blonde! Leah: She’s not even a natural blonde! JLT: I know! Leah: Hey but look at Lily’s face! She looks so surprised! JLT: Did she even know Felicity was joining? [The camera cuts to a close-up of Lily who seems to be extremely shocked from the news. Carley and Courtney come bounding excitedly down the ramp way from backstage, hooting and hollering the entire way down as Mistress follows with her ‘pink cam’. The sisters proceed to dog-pile Felicity inside the ring while Mistress gets it all on camera.] JLT: I can’t believe this! Felicity was one of the last people I’d expect to join Blonde Ambition! Leah: If I didn’t hate Felicity before, I surely hate her now! She just killed her own career! JLT: Lily still looks a little surprised about the turn of events. [Meggie stands smiling in the ring and helps Felicity back to her feet. Tiger Lily and Felicity glance at each other from opposite sides of the ring and approach one another. After a brief hesitation on Lily’s part, Lily eventually smiles and nods her head approvingly and the two women embrace.] JLT: Well it looks like all is well in the land of the blondes! Leah: Ugh, I hate this. Are they just going to take over the whole damn company?! JLT: I wouldn’t be surprised if that actually did happen! [The camera shows the now-five women of Blonde Ambition, cheering and dancing inside the ring. Carley presents Felicity with her very own pink “Blonde Ambition” jacket, which Felicity accepts and dons with gratitude.] JLT: Talk about a surprise ending! What a night of surprises we had…Moira and Morrigan are the number one contenders for the Rockford State Championship, Crystal and Cherrie Hilton came to vicious blows and Felicity joined Blonde Ambition! Leah: I can’t believe it! Why would Felicity do such a thing?! JLT: Who knows? Anyway we’re out of time for tonight folks; we’ll see you next week at the same time and place. Until then…good night! Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue -Card Subject to Change-