Friday 23rd March 2007
Charles Koch Arena, Kansas City, Kansas

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “Nirvana = Yuku's Chest!”, “Felicity Sucks!” and “Shane Is A Friend Of Dorothy!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile, coming to you live from the state of Kansas! We've got an awesome show lined up for you as the road to Every Bitch But Me continues, you won't want to miss a single second of tonight's show! Leah: Es- JLT: AND you're joined by myself, Jamie L. Tyland and my good friend Leah, we'll be taking you through tonight's proceedings! Leah: Don't interupt me Jamie, I'll go on STRIKE! JLT: You've been doing that for like a month, I don't care anymore, I'm going to just talk over you now. I'm not going to put my job on the line just because you're an idiot! Leah: ... JLT: And don't even think about making any Dorothy or Wizard Of Oz jokes tonight because all these people have heard it a thousand times! Leah: Me? Kansas? Jokes? Never! JLT: Don't lie, I saw you had a whole page of them ready to use tonight! Leah: You can't be in Kansas and NOT joke about it! It's bad enough that people actually choose to live in this place! JLT: Why can't you ever be nice? Leah: I am nice! I was nice the time I met Vanessa Paradis, I wanted to thump the bitch but did I? NO! That's because I'm a nice person! JLT: Well I'm just saying the people won't appreciate it, Kansas is more than just that movie! There's lots of great people from Kansas too! This state has a wonderful heritage! Leah: Lots of great people? Like who? JLT: Like...erm....Judy Garland? Leah: JUDY GAR- JLT: Oh look! The time's up, the show's starting, our first match is starting! Hopefully one day we'll get through a proper show introduction! Leah: Mmmhmmm. Six-Person Tag Team Match Amber Burton, Morrigan & Stephanie Sullivan vs. Linda Ragnal, Moira Storm & Undine JLT: Amber Burton teams up with Morrigan and Stephanie Sullivan to take on the team of Linda Ragnal, Moira Storm and Undine in six-person tag team action, this should be an interesting match to watch! I always love these big matches, there’s so much chaos! Leah: There is, you could say it was like a big hurricane that tears through the town and takes you into a wild dream… JLT: Is this a Wizard of Oz pun? Leah: *sigh* Yes. JLT: Moira Storm and Morrigan will clash at Every Bitch But Me for the Rockford State Championship so this match will be a prime opportunity for them to score an advantage heading into that event! Leah: It is and Undine will want to beat the crap out of Morrigan too considering she lost her debut match to her, people don’t forget things like that. JLT: I think Amber’s team may have the advantage because of the relationship between Amber and Stephanie Sullivan, they might work better as a team because of it! Leah: Nah, it’s going to be the opposite effect. Just wait and see! [The arena falls into pitch blackness, and the jumbotron flashes to life. In bold pink numbers it begins counting down. 5.… 4.…. 3.… 2.… 1.… Pyro explodes from either side of the stage, as Saliva’s "Ladies and Gentlemen" blasts over the P.A. As the lights come up you see Amber on the stage doing the splits, and holding her fist high in the air. She wears a Diva’s Unleashed t-shirt over her wrestling gear, and it appears to be autographed, and strategically ripped. The screen shows several video shots of the superstar, and introduces her as the future of ladies wrestling. The crowd roars it’s approval, and she nimbly rolls to her feet, and struts to the ring. She pauses at the base of the ramp, and circles the ring, apparently not happy with the stairs closest to the locker room. She feigns toward the opposite stairs, but instead rushes the commentators table, and jumps atop it and plays to the crowd. When she gets the appropriate crowd intensity, she seductively pulls off the shirt, and tosses it to a random fan in the crowd. She then slides into the ring, and stretches in the neutral corner.] John Roe: The following contest is a three-person tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada; at a weight of 137lbs...AMBER BURTON!!! [The lights dim and blue strobe lights replace the lights. Morrigan enters the arena through a lift on the entrance stage and through a inverted pentagram made of fire. Morrigan walks slowly down to the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle once in the ring.] John Roe: And her partner, from Parts Unknown; at a weight of 106lbs...MORRIGAN!!! ["Goodies" by Ciara starts to play across the Pa system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain, she slowly walks down the ramp way clad in her black shorts, boots, and black tank top. Before entering the ring she stops and just looks around at the audience around her as they all begin to boo her. She raises her hands in the air and yells out the Queen has arrived before entering inside the ring. She seductively rolls under the ring and raises her hands in the air to a crowd of booing. She smiles as she waits for her opponent to come out.] John Roe: And rounding up the team, from Los Angeles, California; weighing in at 120lbs...STEPHANIE SULLIVAN!!! ["Just A Girl" by No Doubt plays, and Linda walks out, wearing a pink ribbon around her eyes. As the refrain starts, Linda takes off the ribbon and runs down to the ring. Linda stands up and does a "two fingered kiss" to the audience.] John Roe: And their opponents, first, from Scranton, Pennsylvania; at a weight of 140lbs...LINDA RAGNAL!!! [The lights in the arena turn to yellow and orange and bright strobe-lights flash and with the sound of electric discarges 'The Storm Is Here' hits the speakers. Moira Storm walks out onto the stage at the top of the entrance ramp, greeting the fans with a wave of her hand and blowing them a couple of kisses before heading down the ramp, high fiving outstretched hands as she jogs towards the ring, then slides in, raising heself to her knees and glancing about the cheering crowd before jumping up to her feet. She heads to the far turnbuckles, climbs them and thumps her fist against her chest before raising it in a greeting to her fans. She then hops down from the ropes, ready to start the match.] John Roe: Her parnter, hailing from Sydney, Australia; at a weight of 136lbs...MOIRA STORM!!! ['Pitch Black Water' by Flowing Tears hits the speakers. As the vocals come in, Undine walks out slowly through the entrance. As she does, two jet streams fire upwards, one at each side of the stage. Undine walks to the top of the ramp, and holds her arms aloft, to cheers from the crowd. She then walks down the ramp, waving nonchalantly to the crowd as she does. As she approaches the ring, she slides under the bottom rope. She walks to the centre of the ring, gets down one one knee, and stretches her right arm upwards, as if to draw energy from her surroundings.] John Roe: And rounding up the team, from Llandudno, Wales; at a weight of 127lbs...UNDINE!!! [Morrigan stands in her corner with her back to the ring, watching as Amber gives Stephanie directions. The referee calls for the bell as Undine immediately runs across the ring and hits Morrigan in the back of the head, knocking her down into the canvas. Undine then begins to stomp on Morrigan’s back as Morrigan crawls to her feet. Undine whips Morrigan to the ropes and as she bounces back, nails her in the face with a spinning wheel kick.] Leah: You know I think it’s hilarious that Morrigan is like 17-years-old and has the face of a 30-year-old! JLT: Leah, don’t insult a young girl’s looks! Do you think what kind of psychological damage you could cause them? Leah: Me?! Morrigan’s got enough psychological problems as it is! [Morrigan hits the canvas, holding her face. Undine then heads to Morrigan’s legs, she picks them up and tries to turn Morrigan over into a Boston crab but Morrigan boots her and sends her stumbling backwards. Morrigan rolls her to her feet and runs towards Undine with a clothesline but Undine counters and whips Morrigan into the turnbuckle.] [Morrigan hits the corner and Undine runs towards her, executing a handspring into an elbow to connect with Morrigan’s face. Morrigan holds her face as Undine then grabs her arm and flips her down into the canvas, locking on an arm submission and dragging Morrigan to her team’s corner. Undine tags in Linda Ragnal as Linda climbs through the ropes and kicks Morrigan’s twisted arm.] [Morrigan falls to the canvas, holding her arm. Linda then grabs Morrigan from behind and pulls her to her feet with a German suplex, Linda then falls backwards executing the move and sending Morrigan flying backwards and crashing into the canvas. Linda rolls to her feet and approaches Morrigan, covering her.] JLT: A nice suplex from Linda there, she’s got a cover! [1] [2] [Stephanie interrupts the count.] JLT: Morrigan really needs to make a tag! Leah: She should use her powers to do it, she could teleport to her corner and then hit Linda with a bolt of lightning! Now THAT would get us ratings! [Linda holds her feet from the count-breaker and stares at Stephanie as she exits the ring, Moira then calls out to Linda, stretching her arm out for a tag. Linda walks over to her corner and tags in Moira. Moira smiles and hops over the rope rope, she approaches Morrigan as Morrigan holds her back and climbs to her feet.] [Morrigan looks up at Moira as Moira then suddenly strikes her across the face with a harsh bitchslap as the fans “oooh” and Morrigan is swung around by the shot, Moira then quickly eyes an opportunity and drops below Morrigan’s legs, picking her up into the air with an electric chair drop style move and signaling for her “Down Under Bomb” finisher.] JLT: This looks dangerous! Moira’s going for her finisher! Leah: Those crazy Australians, what the hell is she doing with Morrigan on her shoulders like that? [Morrigan tries to escape the hold and leans backwards so she’s back-to-back with her opponent and the move causes Moira to stumble. Morrigan then tries to execute a reverse hurricanrana but Moira still has her hold on Morrigan’s thighs and leans forward, Stephanie Sullivan then quickly runs into the ring and leaps into the air with a dropkick, knocking Moira backwards as Morrigan executes the reverse hurricanrana.] Leah: Cheater! JLT: That gave Morrigan the break she needed! She has to make a tag now! [Moira is sent rolling out of the ring and falls to the padded floor on the outside of the ring. She quickly climbs back to her feet as Morrigan heads to her corner and leaps to tag in Amber Burton. Moira runs back into the ring and towards Morrigan but Amber Burton climbs through the ropes and charges towards her, clotheslining her down into the mat.] JLT: Here’s Amber Burton! Leah: She’s a weirdo. Slaves? Dominatrix? Next thing you know, she’ll be on one of those adult S&M websites. JLT: Shh, Amber’s cleaning house! [Amber brings Moira to her feet and pulls her into a vertical suplex, planting her in the canvas. Amber then stomps on Moira, booting her in the back of the head. Moira crawls to her feet as Amber then slaps Moira on her ass, Moira immediately climbs to her feet and turns around offended, she swings at Amber with a clothesline but Amber ducks and knees Moira in the gut, Amber then executes a gutwrench suplex, planting her opponent into the canvas and covering her for the pin.] Leah: Now she’s spanking people?! JLT: That infuriated Moira but I think that was her plan, she’s got a cover! [1] [2] [Linda Ragnal interrupts the count.] JLT: Linda saves her team! Leah: We need to find a cool nickname for Linda. How about L-Rag? Lin-Ra? Or Raggers? Ooh, Raggers! JLT: Will you shut up? I’m calling her Linda. [Linda then turns to walk away from the pin back to her corner but Amber is angry and nips up to her feet and approaches Linda from behind, knocking her down into the canvas with a dropkick. Undine takes offense and climbs into the ring but the referee rushes over and prevents her from entering, Amber then turns back to Moira. She brings Moira to her feet but Moira suddenly nails Amber in the face with a punch and dips behind her, pulling Amber into a reverse DDT but extends her knee, slamming Amber’s back over her knee.] Leah: That looked painful! JLT: I bet it was! Undine is still trying to get into the ring! Leah: Ugh, wait your turn bitch! [Amber falls to the canvas. Moira then calls Linda over, Amber finds her feet and holding her head as Moira and Linda join arms and charge towards Amber, knocking her down into the canvas with a double clothesline. Linda then signals to the crowd and runs to the ropes, she bounces off them and executes a rolling thunder senton splash “Tidal Wave” finisher, crashing down on top of Amber’s body.] JLT: Linda nailed her finisher! Leah: Go Raggers! JLT: She’s not the legal woman though! Leah: That damn cheater! [Linda then rolls out of the ring but Stephanie Sullivan drops down from the apron and begins to chase after her, running around the ring. Moira then covers Amber, applying a mahestral cradle and waiting for the cover. The referee is still concerned with Undine, Morrigan then rushes into the ring and grabs Moira, rolling the cover over so Amber is the one with the pin.] Leah: Morrigan changed the pin, that devious freak! [Morrigan then runs over to the referee and spins him around to notice the cover, he does and runs to the pin. Undine then nails Morrigan with a shot to the face, knocking her down onto the canvas and begins to nail her with left and rights. The referee counts.] JLT: The referee’s counting! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It’s over! John Roe: Here are your winners…AMBER BURTON, MORRIGAN AND STEPHANIE SULLIVAN!!! [Amber rolls off the pin and out of the ring, she smiles and raises her hands in the air. Stephanie stops chasing Linda and walks over to Amber as Morrigan escaped Undine’s fists and smiles widely at Moira being pinned. Moira sits up on the canvas with a look of shock on her face, Linda walks over to her and helps her up. Amber and Stephanie continue to celebrate as they head up the ramp.] JLT: Moira’s team doesn’t look happy at that loss, it all descended into chaos at the end, I think victory was theirs until Morrigan interfered! Leah: A victory is a victory, cheating is what makes wrestling fun! [Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku in a white pants business suit with white shoes steps out onto the ramp way with the Divas Unleashed Championship belt over her shoulder and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans. She then walks down to the ring.] JLT: The Queen of Queens is in the building! Leah: Should I bow, or should I puke? JLT: Nasty. [Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before dipping into the ring between the top and second rope.] JLT: We haven’t heard from the champ since she got clobbered by Aphrodite with the Stripped title almost two weeks ago in order to secure a win over Yuku. Leah: I don’t remember that. JLT: You don’t even remember the dude’s first name you slept with last night. Leah: YES I DO…it’s….it…wait…give me a minute. [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises the Divas Unleashed title belt into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and asks for a microphone.] Yuku Shiro: I didn’t get to do this two weeks ago, and there’s no time like the present…but to you fans in the arena, and watching worldwide…thank you. [The crowd erupts as a chant of YUKU fills the arena. Yuku smiles as she mouths the words “Thank you” and blows a kiss. She waits for the chant to die down before she continues.] Yuku Shiro: Thank you to all who’ve supported me through the years, to all you fans, because without you this would not be possible. To come back after almost two years, and battle my way back to this title for a second time, even I didn’t think it was possible. Here I stand however your Unleashed Champion for a second time. I battled in my opinion the toughest women in this business to reach the top of the mountain yet again, and I had you people pushing me to the TOP. [The crowd erupts again with cheers and chants of YUKU.] Yuku Shiro: And through that, and these past few weeks regarding my family issues I had and appreciated your support. But now…it’s back to business…it’s back to taking the role I was born for…that is to be your Divas Unleashed Champion, and tonight I do that be setting an example. Tonight I do that when I step into the ring with the Asaki Champion Noriko Lee, and let her know that yes you maybe the Asaki Champion…but I am the DIVAS UNLEASHED CHAMPION…I am SOVERIEGN when it comes to this company. I remember you Noriko when the Joshi Revolution just came out, and you made your smart ass remarks about how I wasn’t truly Asian, that I was just a pretender. Well…as you can see…sometime has gone, and Joshi is no longer here…but I am…standing on the top of the mountain….waiting for you to come on up. JLT: Oh…oh… Leah: We gonna see an ass-whooping tonight. Yuku Shiro: You know Noriko…back in the days of the samurai…to offend one’s honor lead to certain death. But I don’t feel like going to jail tonight…so I’ll take wiping HALF your lifespan out of existence as I HAMMER you into the mat. You wanna find out how truly ASIAN I am…when you’re looking up at the lights you’ll get to see me snicker over you like a little Geisha girl with my strap over my shoulder. Get ready to BOW DOWN, because the QUEEN OF QUEENS IS BACK. [Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku walks back over to a turnbuckle one more time climbing the second rope and slowly raises the Divas Unleashed title belt into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down and exits the ring heading up the ramp way to the back.] JLT: You heard it here folks…the CHAMP is BACK. Standard Match Inferna vs. Janine Johnson vs. Kristina JLT: We have a triple threat match next as Inferna, Kristina and Janine Johnson all clash in the middle of the ring. Kristina and Janine have been building up some history over the last several weeks and I can’t say, it’s been a pretty affair. Leah: Well when you have a total psycho like Kristina, did you expect it to be all rosey and happy? Janine just offends her, like she offends most of us. She doesn’t even admit she’s being molested by her own father! JLT: Because it’s not true! You need to get over that! She’ll sue you! Leah: Whatever, I feel sorry for Inferna, she’s stuck in the middle of this mess! I can’t wait to see Kristina and Janine tear each other apart though! JLT: It should be a great match! ["30/30-150" by Stone Sour explodes at max volume through the PA System, rocking the crowd. Storming onto the stage, stomping with the music, is the stunning Inferna. She bangs her head back and forth, her hair flying in all directions; then rushes towards the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas; at a weight of 122lbs...INFERNA!!! [Inferna slides into the ring on her back, and kips-up to her feet. She mounts the turnbuckle, and shoots her arms to the sides in pose.] ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her carrying a blue steel chair with TFO on the seat in white letters. They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine rolls into the ring while her father unfolds the chair on the outside and takes a seat, clapping for his daughter. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 132lbs, accompanied to the ring by Aaron Johnson...JANINE JOHNSON!!! [The lights go off leaving the ring in total darkness then as "1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to play a single red strobe light begins to flash slowly, then another red strobe light begins flash then another and another.] John Roe: And their opponent, hailing from Salem, Massachusetts, at a weight of 140lbs...KRISTINA!!! [Soon the strobelights begin flashing faster but there is no sign of Kristina. Inferna and Janine stand puzzled in the ring at the non-arrival of Kristina but suddenly from behind comes the lady in question as Kristina nails Janine in the back of the head, knocking her down to the canvas as the lights resume. Inferna turns and sees Kristina and charges towards her, spearing her down into the canvas.] JLT: Where did Kristina come from? Leah: Maybe she’s one of those flying monkeys? [Inferna then climbs to her feet and runs to the ropes, she springs onto the second rope and leaps backwards with an attempted lionsault but Kristina rolls out of the way. Inferna lands on her feet but Kristina quickly crawls towards Inferna and executes a jawbreaker, sending Inferna flying backwards.] [Kristina rolls to her feet but Janine Johnson comes from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head. Kristina falls to the mat as Janine immediately begins to stomp on Kristina’s head as Kristina begins to giggle form the shots. Janine pauses for a second as Kristina giggles, Janine then leaps into the air and lands with a knee to the back of Kristina’s head, knocking her flat into the canvas.] JLT: Kristina is giggling! Leah: Not anymore, Janine put her straight! [Janine then straddles Kristina’s back and pulls her up into a camel clutch, Janine calls out to Inferna. Inferna hits the ropes and charges towards her opponent, she leaps into the air with a running dropkick connecting to the face of Kristina. Janine releases Kristina as Kristina lies on the canvas, holding her mouth.] JLT: Ouch! Leah: That’ll knock out some teeth! [Janine and Inferna then stare at each other as they stand over Kristina’s body, Inferna raises her hand in the air for a tie-up. Janine accepts it and the two divas tie-up but Inferna drops to her knees and nails a fireman’s carry to Janine and then quickly applies an armbar.] JLT: Janine is still a rookie, she’s only 17 years old! Leah: But she’s still a slut. That’s America for you, God bless us! [Aaron watches on from ringside as Inferna smiles and increases pressure on the hold and the referee checks if Janine wants to submit. Kristina finds her feet and holds her mouth from the dropkick but chuckles slightly, Kristina then approaches Inferna from behind and uses two of her fingers and pokes Inferna in the eyes from behind, using her fingers as hook as it looks like she’s trying to pull Inferna’s eyes out.] Leah: Kristina needs to be put in a home! That’s nasty! [Inferna climbs to her feet, releasing Janine’s arms. Inferna then grabs Kristina by the hair and flips her over her body with a hairmare, Inferna then drops to the canvas, wrapping her legs around Kristina’s neck and applying a neck scissors, choking Kristina.] JLT: Kristina’s getting a taste of her own medicine! [Janine then approaches Kristina as she sits up, trapped in Inferna’s vice. Janine picks up Kristina’s leg and applies a leg lace submission as Kristina receives double the pain from two opponents. Kristina refuses to give up and sits there like the pain is having no affect on her and she looks bored. Inferna tightens her legs, applying more pressure to the choke hold but Kristina looks unphased.] Leah: Do you think she’s still alive? [Inferna then releases her hold and stands, she shakes her head and bounces to the ropes. She runs towards Kristina and nails a harsh soccer kick to the back. Kristina feels that and arches her back as she writhes in pain.] JLT: She’s alive, did you see that kick?! That could have broken her back it was so fierce! [Janine then stands with Kristina’s leg in her hands, she tries to turn Kristina over for a crab-style submission but Kristina boots Janine in the stomach. Kristina then executes a backwards roll and climbs to her feet, Inferna charges towards her but Kristina nails a spinebuster to plant her in the canvas. Kristina then covers, hooking both the legs.] JLT: Here’s a cover! [1] [2] [Janine interrupts the count.] Leah: Janine and Kristina are really targeting each other! [Janine brings Kristina to her feet and nails her with a kick to the stomach, Janine then whips Kristina into the corner and tries to follow up with a running clothesline but Kristina moves out of the way and Janine smacks into the turnbuckle. Kristina then quickly knees Janine in the lower back and scoops her up, planting her in a tree of woe position in the turnbuckle.] [Kristina then drops to her knees and wraps her hands around Janine’s neck, choking her. The referee sees this and walks over and warns Kristina but Kristina carries on. Inferna then comes from behind to Kristina and pulls her to her feet in a waistlock and German suplexes her into the mat. Inferna then keeps the bridge of the move to cover.] JLT: Inferna has the bridge! This could be it! [1] [2] Leah: Look at Janine! [Janine interrupts the count with a swantom bomb “Swandive” move, crashing down onto both women.] JLT: I bet that was a rude awakening for Inferna and Kristina! [All three women find their feet, Janine is first to stand and brings Kristina to her feet by her hair. Janine pulls Kristina into a C4 position and points to her dad who stands up from his chair. Janine then leaps backwards, executing the “Fantastic Flip” move and planting Kristina in the canvas. Janine holds her knees as she covers.] JLT: Janine nailed her father’s finisher! Leah: She has a pin! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Janine did it! She won! John Roe: Here is your winner…JANINE JOHNSON!!! [The match is over, and all three competitors are leaning in corners, exhausted. The lights suddenly dim.] JLT: What’s happening?! [The lights return to normal, and Kristina is nowhere to be found.] JLT: Where did she go?! Leah: Back to loserville! [Janine is suddenly ambushed from behind by Amber Burton. Aaron tries to help his daughter, but Stephanie Sullivan sneaks up behind him with a drugged cloth and forces Aaron to breath it in deeply, knocking him out cold. Inferna produces a pair of handcuffs from her tights and secures Janine to the top rope.] JLT: What are these divas doing here?! What are they doing? Leah: It’s more of Amber’s sick S&M games! [Stephanie slides into the ring and hands Amber her whip. Janine tries to break free, but to no avail. The three begin to surround her, but Maya Okosaki runs down to the ring.] JLT: Here comes Maya! [Maya slides in, but Stephanie and Inferna pounce on her and begin to beat her down. They each grab one of Maya's arms and hold her, forcing her to watch what's about to happen to Janine. Amber smiles as she slowly begins to loosen Janine's bra.] Leah: Ugh, lesbianism is passé! JLT: Look! [Suddenly, Noriko Lee storms the ring, cane in hand. The crowd erupts with cheers as Noriko slides into the ring and nearly takes Amber's head off with the cane. Amber flees the ring as Noriko threatens to hit Inferna and Stephanie, causing them to release Maya and flee to their mistress. Noriko frees Janine from the cuffs while Maya revives Aaron.] JLT: Maya and Noriko came to help Janine! [The four of them now stand in the center of the ring glaring at Amber, Stephanie, and Inferna. Aaron grabs a mic and hands it to Janine.] Janine: Nice try, you guys. But you need to be a lot smarter than that if you want to mess with us. [Maya and Noriko nod in agreement.] Janine: You see, the three of us all share something that you three lack. Something that most of the roster lacks. We have earned each other's respect through teaming together- [Janine nods at Maya.] Janine: -or facing each other. [Janine nods at Noriko.] Janine: The three of us have formed an unbreakable bond of respect. We've all become friends because of this, putting asude our differences with one another. And it's because of this that we've joined together as one force. A force to rid Divas Unleashed of actions... such as what you're doing Amber. [Amber has to be restrained by her slaves.] Janine: Maya, Noriko, and I have joined together to bring honor and respect back into this business. Because the three of us... [Maya and Noriko speak into the mic as well as Janine.] Maya, Noriko and Janine: ...are The Tradition. [The trio raise their hands in the air as the fans cheer.] JLT: Wow! Did you hear that? The Tradition is born! [Maya, Noriko and Janine all nod to each other and leave the ring together, they head backstage as the fans cheer them.] Leah: Well, at least they’re not as annoying as Blonde Ambition. I might even like them. The camera is now in Shane’s office as the man of the hour is seen sitting in his chair. His wife Tequila sits on the arm of his chair and she kisses him as she stands. She is off to do some of the company work and to make sure everything is being handled correctly backstage. Just as she walks out the hottest member, or the sluttiest member, either way you like of Team Seduction heads into the room. Dressed in a tiny halter top and a short pleated mini skirt, and of course catching and evil look from Tequila. Seduction walks in. Seduction: “Hello Mr. Rockford, sorry I am late for that meeting we were talking about, it seems that my limo driver can’t seem to get from place to place fast enough.” Shane nods paying no mind to what she had just said as he looks her up and down. She smiles as she knows what he is doing and she seemingly shows a little more leg, but just to tease not to touch. Shane: “It’s quite alright, Seduction or may I call you Aurora? Seeing as the name is more professional.” Seduction just smiled as she spoke again. Seduction: “Either would be fine sir.” Shane: “Aurora it is then.” She smiles. Seduction: “As you wish sir, but you see tonight, I know that my team hasn’t been long and probably hasn’t earned any right to it, but I would do anything to get a shot at those tag team titles with my girl Katie, and I mean ANYTHING!” Shane gives off a mischievous Shane: “Well, I am happily married if that’s the sort of thing you mean. But I will have to think of your proposal.” Seduction looks to be rather appalled, he had been happy to accept Kibby’s proposal this way, but then again, Seduction didn’t have a robe. Seduction: “Well sir, I don’t quite think you understood me as well. You see, like I said I will do anything, and anything is just about right on that.” Seduction climbs onto the desk now getting closer to Shane and she played with his tie for a moment or two. Seduction: “Besides, if your wife finds out, it’s between me and her, because I know she will not try and lose a man like you. Someone, who is so noble, and so satisfying, someone who knows how to ride, if I understand correctly.” Shane offered a slight smile, as he just grinned. Shane: “Believe me, like I said I will think of your proposal” Seduction climbed off of the desk and lifted her skirt just enough leaving Shane staring and then he looked down. Seduction turned back with a big grin and headed towards the door. Seduction: “Believe me, I will make it worth your while.” She opened the door, seeing that Shane was already falling for the Seduction spell that so many men have gone under. But, most were so addicted, they never recovered, right now he was the lucky one. Tag Team Match Blonde Ambition (Carley & Courtney Monroe) vs. Team Seduction (Katie Lee & Seduction) JLT: Team Seduction continue in tag action as they take on the challengers to the tag titles, Blonde Ambition, next! Leah: Blonde Ambition are so annoying, I hope TS destroy them! I want blood! JLT: Well a victory for Team Seduction would stand them in good stead for a tag title shot, despite Blonde Ambition and Lethal Dosage’s feud, Katie and Seduction could snatch the shot right from under Blonde Ambition’s noses! Leah: They’d be too dumb to notice! ["Shake ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly plays as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both wave to the crowd, both have their trademark big grins on their faces. Upon reaching the ring Carley slides off Courtney's back and both slide into the ring going to opposite corners where they wave to the crowd and shake their rear ends to the phrase 'shake ya tail feathers' both then meet in the center of the ring and remove their sunglasses and raise their arms into the air as pyro goes off behind them.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a combined weight of 230lbs, accompanied to the ring by Mistress, Carley and Courtney...BLONDE AMBITION!!! ["Chick Fit" by All Saints sounds over the P.A. as the seduction crew comes from behind the curtain walking together. Each walking down the ramp like it's a catwalk as Katie Lee steps up onto the apron followed by seduction as Lady Lui stands on the floor in between them, Seduction and Katie slide out there feet that are covered with boots as they put them in Lady Lui's hands and then she helps push them over the top rope as they both do back flips over the top and then lady lui slides in under the bottom rope and they all give the seduction symbol. (Taking your finger and sucking on it in your mouth) as they then go to a their corner to get ready for their fight.] John Roe: Introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 206lbs, accompanied to the ring by Lady Lui, Katie Lee and Seduction...TEAM SEDUCTION!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Katie steps forward and approaches Carley. Carley adopts a superhero pose and marches towards Katie. Katie kicks Carley in the mid-section and whips her to the ropes, Carley bounces back as Katie scoops her up for a sidewalk slam but Carley counters with a head scissors takedown.] [Katie rolls to her feet as Carley stands and strikes a superhero pose, Katie then frowns and walks towards Carley. She stands opposite her but Carley is locked in the pose, not flinching. Katie then leans in and looks Carley in the face, only centimeters away from it but Carley refuses to move and stays still.] JLT: Carley is really in character! Leah: She is SUCH an idiot! [Katie then shrugs, she kicks Carley in the stomach and pulls her into a DDT position. Katie then leaps into the air with a stalling tornado DDT “Seduction Boulvevard” finisher to plant Carley in the middle of the ring. Katie then rolls her over for a cover.] JLT: Katie nailed her finisher! Leah: That was hilarious! [1] [2] [Courtney interrupts the count.] Leah: Damn it, I was hoping this would be over as quickly as possible! [Katie brings Carley to her feet and brings her to the Team Seduction corner, Katie tags in Seduction. Seduction climbs into the ring as Katie and Seduction join arms and nail a double clothesline to Carley, knocking her into the mat. Seduction and Katie then nail double elbow drops to the chest of Carley.] JLT: Katie and Seduction sure work well together as a team, I’m impressed! Leah: They’re confusing, so many things called Seduction, it makes my head explode! [Seduction brings Carley to her feet and whips her into the corner, Seduction follows up by running towards Carley and leaping onto her shoulders. She tries to execute a hurricanrana but Carley counters and walks forward, planting Seduction in the canvas with a powerbomb.] [Carley giggles and cheers herself as Courtney extends her hand for a tag. Carley walks over to her and tags her in. Courtney leaps over the top rope and charges towards Seduction, she leaps forward with a cartwheel into an elbow drop, connecting to Seduction.] JLT: That was a cool move! Leah: Meh, it was so-so! [Courtney then rolls to her feet and begins to applaud herself, she raises her arms in the air and shouts “Whooo!” as the crowd respond, repeating it back to her. Seduction holds her chest as she crawls on the canvas while Courtney still celebrates, Seduction then rolls Courtney up into a schoolboy.] JLT: Seduction from behind! [1] [2] [Courtney rolls out.] Leah: That was a lucky escape, maybe if Courtney took some wrestling classes, she might come close to winning matches! [Seduction and Courtney both find their feet, Seduction runs towards Courtney but Courtney counters with a kick and pulls Seduction into a baldo bomb “Blond Bombshell” move, planting her in the canvas. Instead of covering, Courtney then stands and runs to the turnbuckle, she begins to pose and make gestures like she’s an airplane as the fans cheer.] [Seduction rolls to her feet, holding the back of her head. Seduction shakes off the move and heads towards the celebrating Courtney, the fans point behind Courtney like a pantomime. Courtney then nods and poses before leaping backwards and towards Seduction, connecting with a leg lariat as both women crash into the mat.] JLT: Courtney’s agile and quick, I’m sure Seduction didn’t see that coming? Leah: Didn’t see it coming? Someone’s leg is flying at you at like 70mph, she probably saw it but decided to be lazy and do nothing! JLT: Your analogies really defy logic sometimes. [Courtney then leaps to her feet and smiles, applauding herself. Carley extends her hand for a tag as Courtney marches over to their corner, Courtney tags Carley in as both sisters then nod to each other.] [Seduction finds her feet and turns around as Carley and Courtney both run towards her but Seduction counters with a Japanese arm drag to both, sending them flying into the mat. Katie then climbs into the ring and approaches Courtney, clotheslining her down into the mat.] [Seduction nails a spinning heel kick to Carley as both Monroes lie on the mat. Katie and Seduction then nod to each other, they both pick their respect Monroe and pull them into a slingshot position. They glance over their shoulders at each other before leaning back, executing the slingshot and sending Carley and Courtney flying towards each other.] Leah: Wow! JLT: That was a great double team! Leah: Carnagetastic! [The Monroes smack into each other at the middle of the ring and fall to the canvas, Katie and Seduction then smile and high five each other. Mistress climbs onto the apron to protest Katie being in the ring, the referee walks over to her but Lady Lui takes offence at Mistress’ protest.] [Lady Lui approaches Mistress from behind and yanks her off the apron, Mistress lands on her feet and turns to Lady Lui but Lui leaps onto her, knocking her to the floor and begins to nail her in the face with right hands. Lady Lui then climbs to her feet and smiles as Mistress lies on the padded floor, wounded from the punches.] JLT: Lady Lui just took out Mistress! Leah: Now THAT was a bitchfight! YAY! [Lady Lui flips her hair and walks back to her corner as Seduction then yells directions to Katie. Seduction brings Carley to her feet and whips her towards Katie, Katie kicks her in the gut and pulls Carley into a DDT position.] [Seduction then runs to the top rope and perches, Katie then executes a stalling tornado DDT to drive Carley into the mat but at the same time Seduction leaps with a flying headbutt, connecting to Carley and completing the Team Seduction “So Seductive” finisher.] JLT: They nailed their finisher! So Seductive! It has to be over now! [Seduction covers Carley, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Team Seduction win! John Roe: Here are your winners…TEAM SEDUCTION!!! Leah: YAY! [Team Seduction roll out of the ring and hug Lady Lui as “Chick Fit” by All Saints blasts into the arena. Courtney sits up in shock and frowns, she folds her arms like a child and sulks. Katie and Seduction raise each other’s arms in the air and celebrate their victory over the number one contenders.] The scene flips backstage where we see Kibby D in the locker room. The showers seem to be running from the other girls there, getting all the sweat and odors off their bodies, and chatting about all the outcomes on Exile thus far. Kibby stands fixing her hair as she looks in the mirror. Beside her stands another diva, who isn’t really paid much attention to in the camera. Kibby: Can you believe that girl? Meggie I mean, she thinks she’s so hot, but she is no not!” Kibby slides her hands through her blonde locks as she then checks her face to make sure that it looks perfect. The other diva just nods as Kibby continues. Kibby: “I can so not wait until I have another match with her. They have not seen the Number One Bytch in true action, but they will. I promise you that. Meggie has nothing on me!” The camera then looks straight into the mirror, but at an angle where the viewer can’t see it, and in the background Meggie can be seen standing there with her hands on her hips. It was bad enough Kibby had verbally attacked blonde ambition making something personal between the two into something bigger, but now this. Meggie walked up to her and just looked in the mirror. Meggie: “You know I’m getting really tired of your snotty attitude, but I will promise you that the number one bitch is right here. You have attacked Blonde Ambition, you have attacked me personally and it’s time to get this settled so why don’t you just turn around and say it to my face instead of too your little trampy friend over here?” Kibby turned around staring Meggie dead in the eyes as the two blondes gave each other a death stare. Kibby: “Oh I have plenty of things to say about you, you tramp! Who do you think you are bursting in here? I am tired of you as well, always getting into my business thinking your better then me. But you’re nothing but a whore plain and simple!” Meggie’s mouth drops wide open at this insult. Meggie: “Tramp? Whore? You are just jealous you can’t beat me! You know deep down at Every Bitch But Me, I will be walking out with the stripped championship. You have known I am better then you since my start in this company. I’m better looking, brighter, and have more skill then your fake ass could ever dream of! ” Kibby stood back placing her hands on her hip, as she too now had that same shocked face. Kibby: “Oh really? You think you’re that Hot huh? You think you are delicious, but guess what, you aren’t Kibbylicious, Take this bitch! ” Kibby pulls her fist around knocking Meggie onto the floor as she climbs on top of her and the two divas then begin to roll around in the locker room floor, Meggie finally flips Kibby by placing her heel into her stomach and then climbs on top and delivers some punches, the two divas are now heading straight for the showers as the camera follows close behind. The two girls are now in the shower and are soaked but still keep hitting each other as the other divas spread out and Meggie and Kibby both stand up tearing at each other’s clothes, hair, and anything else that is possible for them to grab. A number of authorities rush into the showers and begin to pull the girls apart as they now have soap and body wash, and shampoo flinging it around and kicking and screaming as they are separated. Kibby: “I’m going to kick your ass!” Meggie: “Come on then!” Kibby frees herself rushing at Meggie once again as Meggie breaks free as well, by now all the authorities and the divas are soaked and Meggie and Kibby continue to assault one another, Meggie pulls off Kibby’s Bra and the camera hits the censors as Meggie smiles in victory, but Kibby does the same as Meggie’s mouth drops wide open, the two ladies then covered themselves and are pulled apart before they can react once again, although both still struggle. Meggie: “You better hope Lily takes you out tonight, because if not, after every bitch but me, you will not walking!” Kibby: “You wish!” The camera then flips back to the ring as the girls are quickly settled backstage. Standard Match KibbyD vs. Tiger Lily JLT: KibbyD and Meggie just got into a catfight backstage but Kibby will have to focus, she’s taking on Tiger Lily next! And don’t forget that Lily is Meggie’s partner in Blonde Ambition so I’m sure Kibby will want to send a message to Megs! Leah: Yeah, I’m sure Meggie is going to be watching this while she nurses her scratch wounds! JLT: Here we go! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. ehind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display.As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs, representing Blonde Ambition...TIGER LILY!!! [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Houston, Texas; at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied to the ring by DaisyD...KIBBYD!!! [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way.] [KibbyD slides into the ring and immediately runs towards Lily, leaping into the air with a Lou Thesz press and taking Lily down into the canvas. Kibby nails Lily in the face with a barrage of left and rights but Lily shoves Kibby backwards off of her. Both women find their feet as Lily runs towards Kibby but Kibby counters and whips Lily into the corner.] JLT: Kibby looks angry! Leah: She does and you know what they say, frowning gives you wrinkles! [Kibby then runs towards Lily in the corner but Lily gets her feet up and boots Kibby in the face with a kick. Kibby holds her face as Lily props herself onto the top turnbuckle and leaps forward, catching Kibby from behind with a “Headlock Leash” top rope bulldog and planting her into the mat. Lily then rolls Kibby over for a cover.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Kibby kicks out.] Leah: If Kibby lost there, she wouldn’t be angry, she would be super mega pissed! [Kibby rolls to her feet, she holds her face. Both women walk towards each other but Kibby suddenly slaps Lily hard across the face. Lily is shocked by the sudden slap as Kibby takes advantage and kicks her in the gut. Kibby then grabs Lily by her blonde hair and then begins to spin around, executing a hair style airplane spin as Lily is hurtled around the ring by her hair. Kibby finally lets go of Lily as she flies through the air and crashes into the mat, with strands of Lily’s hand still in Kibby’s hands.] JLT: What a move that was, that had to hurt! There’s hair in Kibby’s hands! Leah: Lucky that Lily wasn’t wearing a $5, 000 weave because it would have come right out if Kibby had done that to her! JLT: Well, it’s lucky you’re not a wrestler then. [Kibby then smiles, Lily holds her roots and begins to climb to her feet but finds herself dizzy from the move. Kibby comes from behind and pulls her into a neckbreaker. Kibby then stands and flips her hair to the audience, with some of her anger being taken out in this match already.] [Kibby then brings Lily to her feet, Kibby whips her across the ring. Lily hits the ropes and bounces back as Kibby swings for a clothesline but Lily ducks and nails Kibby with a “Snaggletooth” kick to the face, knocking Kibbs into the mat.] Leah: Lily is trying to ruin Kibby’s modeling career! [Lily then signals to the fans and heads to the top rope, she ascends and crouches but Kibby quickly nips up and runs over to Lily, knocking her off balance. Lily crashes down to the turnbuckle, landing awkwardly as Kibby smiles. Kibby then climbs up to join Lily on the top turnbuckle and pulls her into a superplex position.] [Kibby then falls backwards, executing the move as Lily’s body crashes into the mat. Kibby then scrambles to a cover, hooking the leg and pumping the air with her fist every time the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] [Kibby looks angry and rolls to her feet, she walks over to the referee and begins to question his counting. Lily climbs to her feet and perches, waiting for Kibby to turn around. Kibby does and Lily grabs her with a spinebuster and plants her into the mat.] [Lily then pulls Kibby into position with the turnbuckle and heads to the top rope once again. Lily then leaps forward with a 450 splash “Summer Lovin’” finisher but Kibby rolls out of the way and Lily smashes into the canvas. Kibby then sits up and laughs, proud of herself.] [She stares at Lily lying in pain on the canvas, Kibby then begins to blow kisses to the audience. Kibby then calls out to the timekeeper to hand DaisyD into the ring. The timekeeper ignores her so Kibby shouts and he brings the dog to her. Kibby then stands in the ring and begins to pose with DaisyD like she’s in a photoshoot.] JLT: What is she doing?! She should be wrestling! Leah: Oh no, DaisyD, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore! JLT: Will you shut up with that?! [Suddenly from backstage, Felicity and Meggie emerge and begin to walk down the aisle. Kibby is oblivious as she continues to pose, Meggie then hops onto the apron and calls out to Kibby. Kibby sees Meggie and stops pouting, she immediately runs towards her but Meggie drops down from the apron.] JLT: Meggie and Felicity are here, Meggie’s provoking Kibby1 [Kibby then shouts at Meggie, the referee walks over and Kibby shoves DaisyD to him. Kibby then slides out of the ring and begins to chase Meggie, Meggie runs around the ring, enjoying winding Kibby up. Meggie then slides into the ring and makes a funny face at Kibby. Kibby’s eyes narrow as Kibby then picks up a chair.] JLT: Kibby has a chair, she sure is pissed! Leah: I would be too if some bitch messed up my hair! [Kibby slides back into the ring with the chair in hand but the referee immediately runs over to her and yanks it from her grasp. Kibby looks angry at the referee but ignores him, Kibby charges towards Meggie and swings for her, nailing her with a fist to the face and knocking her down. The referee then drops the chair and walks over to the catfight, stepping between Kibby and Meggie.] JLT: If Meggie strikes Kibby, she’ll lose her partner the match! Leah: Yeah, they really didn’t think this through, did they? [Felicity then steps into the ring, she picks up the chair and tosses it to the outside. The referee then ushers Meggie out of the ring but Meggie refuses to go quietly as she tries to get at Kibby. Lily stands and watches the chaos.] JLT: The referee is doing a good job of controlling this match but it’s still chaotic! [Kibby then turns back to Lily and pulls her into suplex position but Lily counters with an elbow to the face of Kibby and ducks behind her, pulling her into a waistlock. Kibby fights the hold as Lily tries to German suplex her. Felicity watches and spots an opportunity with the referee’s back turned, Felicity then leaps towards Kibby with a superkick but Kibby ducks and Felicity accidentally strikes Lily in the face, knocking her down to the canvas.] JLT: Felicity just hit Lily by mistake! Leah: Yeah right, mistake… [The referee then turns to see Felicity in the ring and then starts to usher her out, pushing her out of the ring and sending Blonde Ambition backstage. Kibby then stands and notices Lily lying on the canvas, Kibby then drops to a pin and hooks the leg.] JLT: Don’t tell me Kibby is going to win! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Haha! She did! John Roe: Here is your winner…KIBBYD!!! [Kibby then stands to her feet and smiles as the sounds of Paris Hilton fill the arena, Kibby begins to celebrate once again with DaisyD. She poses with her as Lily starts to stir on the canvas, holding her jaw. Kibby then slides out of the ring and begins to celebrate with the fans, posing for pictures like she’s on the red carpet.] JLT: Kibby picks up the victory but I wonder what the repercussions will be in Blonde Ambition? Leah: Oh please, there will be none. They’re too dumb to understand they lost anyway, they’re happy as long as they get their lemon sherbet and Cartoon Network. [The lights in the arena slowly begin to fade as a large pink banner flashes across the Divatron. The fans turn to the screen to view another fantabulous episode.] JLT: Oh look! Here’s another episode of Blonde TV, Leah! Leah: Why in god’s name would any camera crew want to follow those morons around? That’s what I’d like to know! Bombastic Announcer: And now once, again, the moment you all have been waiting for… here is Blonde TV! Leah: That’s it I need to cut the power off to the screen. Do you have any scissors? [The sounds of “Barbie Girl” blast through the stereo system as the big screen flash clips of the women that make up Blonde Ambition… Carley, Courtney, Meggie, Tiger Lily, and the newest member Felicity just before “Blonde TV” logo appear on the screen in big letters and a blonde wig falls on the ‘T’.] [The music stops and the scene opens up to what appears to be a photo shoot. The set is configured to look like a wrestling ring, except the ring ropes as well as the turnbuckles are pink. Pink feathers are strewn across the floor as the five women that make up Blonde Ambition stand together. Carley Monroe stands in the very middle of the group, Courtney and Meggie stand on her right while Lily and Felicity are on the left.] Camera Man: Alright ladies, are you ready? Carley: Ready as Freddy…um Courtney whose Freddy? Courtney: isn't he that scary guy with the blades for fingers? Camera Man: Okay on three…one…two… [All the girls give the camera their winning smiles and strike a pose.] Camera Man: THREE! [Just before the camera flashes Felicity stretches her arm out wide and it completely covers Lily’s face.] Lily: Felicity…you’re arm was totally in front of my face… Felicity: Hmmm? Oh I'm sorry! Lily: It’s all right. Camera Man: Okay let’s take another one. [The girls prepare another pose and smile for the camera. The camera man begins to count down just as he did earlier. Just before the camera goes off again, Felicity seems to accidentally bump into Tiger Lily, causing the young Californian to break the pose she was holding.] Lily: Um…Felicity? Felicity: Whoops, sorry, didn't see you there. Lily: How would you have slipped? Felicity: It's these dam heels, I have hard time keeping myself balanced with them. Lily: Okay just be careful, I guess… [Meggie overhears the little conversation between Felicity and Tiger Lily and looks over to ask them what’s wrong.] Meggie: Guys are you alright over there? I mean are you going to be able to do this? [Felicity quickly answers her.] Felicity: I guess I am just nervous, this is my first photoshoot since joining Blonde Ambition and I keep messing it up. I'll try harder, I want to make you girls proud and really show off the Blonde I was always meant to be. Meggie: That's great, I'm glad you are so enthusiastic, so let's get this one right ok! [Meggie offers a quick smile] Camera Man: Okay this will be the last shot, so let’s make it count! [Once again the ladies all strike a pose, preparing for the last shot. The camera flashes but just before that happen, Felicity changes her pose, stepping forward in front of Lily, completely blocking her out from the shot.] Lily: Felicity! You keep like pushing me out of the pictures! [Felicity seems to be completely unaware of what she’s been doing and looks at her teammate apologetically.] Felicity: I just keep messing this up, I don't know what is wrong with me tonight. Lily: I need some water. [Tiger Lily storms off the set and heads to a water cooler located close by. Having heard the commotion between Felicity and Lily, Meggie and the Monroe sisters follow Lily to the cooler.] Carley: What’s wrong Lily you seem so GRRRR! Lily: Did you see what she was doing? I mean sure, once was an accident... but three times? Meggie: I'm sure she didn't know what she is doing Lily, give her a break. Lily: She HAD to have known what she was doing. Courtney: Maybe she's just clumsey. Carley: Yeah clumsey like my sissy said Lily: Well I guess you’re right. Maybe I’m just like paranoid or something. Meggie: It's ok girl, I think you just need a really intense massage, let's do this then we'll go get one. Lily: No, I think I’m just going to go home. I need to take a nap or something. [Lily smiles at her friends and walks away, leaving a very confused Meggie, Carley and Courtney behind. The three of them watch Lily leave and then look at each other.] Meggie: Hmm, I hope she's not too tired, to help me with my surfing lessons later. Courtney: I wonder whats wrong with Lily? Carley: I dunno but she's mega upset. Not good for Blonde Ambition (pouts) [Scene fades.] Tag Team Match Felicity & Meggie vs. Lethal Dosage (Crystal & Cherrie Hilton) JLT: What a night it’s been already and we’re not even close to being finished! There’s still plenty of drama to come! Leah: Yup, this next match is going to be dramatic to say the least. JLT: Tell me about it! Lethal Dosage has been at each others throats for weeks now and my faith in them succeeding as a tag team is starting to diminish… Leah: It’s a travesty Jamie that’s what it is! How can the greatest tag team EVER end up like this? How?! JLT: I just don’t think they like each other Leah, simple as that! We’ll see if they can work it out tonight! ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glasses over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity.] John Roe: The following is a tag team match scheduled for one fall…introducing first…FELICITY! JLT: Felicity sporting her new blonde locks and her Blonde Ambition jacket! Leah: What a mistake that was! She just destroyed any credibility she ever had! She should just do a Britney and shave her head right now! [Felicity stands on the ramp and waits for Meggie to make her entrance. The sound of "About Us" by Brooke Hogan hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she is followed by her boyfriend Kyle Maddison, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly as Kyle meets her and picks her up by the hands and offers her a kiss. She meets Felicity at the bottom of the ramp and the two girls climb into the ring together as Kyle takes his place on the outside.] John Roe: And her partner… accompanied by Kyle Maddison…MEGGIE! JLT: It’s no secret that Felicity and Meggie are good friends, so I have faith they’ll work together much better than the Hiltons. Leah: Yeah, but Felicity is OLD, she’s got to be like twice the age of all of Blonde Ambition combined! She’ll probably break a hip from one move! [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip".] John Roe: And their opponents, introducing first, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions…CRYSTAL HILTON! [Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] JLT: Did you see the way those two girls were slapping each other last week? Talk about vicious! Leah: I did…it would have been perfect if it was Carley Monroe that they were slapping! [The crowd gives a warm ovation for Cherrie, who flashes a bright smile as she starts down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring. Hilton pauses to high five as many of the fans in the ringside seats as she can, then slowly climbs the ring steps and makes her way into the squared circle.] John Roe: And her partner…also one half of the DU Tag Team Champions…CHERRIE HILTON! JLT: Both Cherrie and Crystal promised to work together tonight. We’ll see how long it’ll last. Leah: Hopefully Meggie will slip and crack her head open and cause this match to end early. JLT: Leah, that’s horrible! [Cherrie goes to her corner of the ring, climbs to the middle turn buckle to acknowledge the fans, and then bounces back to the ring. Crystal and Cherrie eye each other menacingly and look as if they come to blows. Crystal says something inaudible to the audience and Cherrie nods, heading to the corner. Both Crystal and Meggie meet each other in the middle of the ring.] *DING! DING!* [Crystal and Meggie immediately lock up and after a brief power struggle, Crystal twists Meggie’s arm and takes the blonde down with a quick arm drag. Meggie quickly kips back up to her feet but Crystal quickly knocks her back down with a hard clothesline. Crystal doesn’t let up on the Blonde Ambition member and continually stomps Meggie in the chest and head. Crystal then pulls her to her feet by the hair and nails her twice in the chest with some very hard chops.] JLT: Looks like Crystal is taking out all her aggression on Meggie! Do you think she’s imagining she’s beating up Cherrie? Leah: Who cares? As long as it’s Meggie getting the snot kicked out of her, I’m all for it! [Crystal then whips her into the ropes and looks for back body toss, but Meggie kicks her in the face. As Crystal staggers backwards Meggie swiftly hits her with a spinning heel kick that knocks the “Rose Girl” to the mat. Meggie then runs and bounces off the ropes but Cherrie grabs Meggie’s hair and slams her down to the mat. Crystal gets back to her feet as Meggie is holding her head in pain.] JLT: Looks like Cherrie isn’t above cheating to win. Leah: Smart girl! Honesty is so overrated. [As Meggie lies on the mat, Crystal bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop. Crystal gets to her feet but Cherrie slaps her hard on the back, tagging in. Crystal glares at her sister, but eventually climbs out of the ring. Cherrie stalks Meggie, waiting for her to climb to her feet and goes for a clothesline. Meggie quickly reacts by ducking it and grabbing the back of Cherrie’s head, delivering a hard neckbreaker. While Cherrie is still down, Meggie nimbly slingshots herself off the ropes and nails a perfect lionsault on top of Cherrie. She then hooks both legs for a pin.] JLT: What athleticism by Meggie, Aphrodite should be taking notes! Leah: Yeah “how NOT to get a tan!” [1] [2] [Cherrie kicks out. Meggie pulls the Tag Team Champion to her feet and drag her to her corner. She tags in Felicity and holds Cherrie in place as Felicity climbs into the ring. With Cherrie firmly in Meggie’s grasp, Felicity lunges forward and nails “The Hitman” square in the face with a super kick. Meggie releases the hold and exits the ring, as Cherrie collapses to the ground. Felicity waits for Cherrie to climb to her feet and nails her directly across the chest with a few chops that garner “oh’s” from the audience. Felicity then whips Cherrie into the ropes and Cherrie counters it with a running tornado DDT, that sends Felicity to the mat. Cherrie covers quickly.] JLT: What a nice counter by Cherrie Hilton! Leah: YES! [1] [2] [Felicity manages to get her foot on the rope. Cherrie, looking frustrated pulls Felicity to their corner and looks for a tag. Crystal slaps her hand in return and climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off looking for a missile dropkick to Felicity but Felicity quickly dodges and Crystal mistakenly kicks Cherrie in the face.] Leah: Hey! Felicity pushed Cherrie! That bitch! JLT: Cherrie is not going to be happy when she gets up. [Cherrie falls and Crystal tries to revive her sister but Felicity comes quickly from behind with a school girl pin.] [1] [2] [Crystal rolls out of the tight pin and the two ladies quickly jump to their feet. They begin to exchange punches in the center of the ring and Crystal appears to have gotten the advantage. She continues to hammer away on Felicity and backs the newly-blonde woman into the corner. She sits Felicity on the top turnbuckle and climbs up top herself. In one quick motion, Crystal wraps her legs around Felicity’s head and flips her over back onto the mat, perfectly executing a top rope hurricanrana. Crystal stays on the top rope, facing the audience and looks for a moonsault, but Felicity wisely manages to roll out of the way and Crystal hits the canvas. Holding her head slightly, Felicity runs to her corner and tags in Meggie.] Leah: Here comes the cheeto! JLT: Be nice, Leah! [As Crystal is still lying down, Meggie runs towards her and hits a cartwheel elbow drop. Meggie remains on Crystal and covers for a pin.] [1] [2] [Crystal kicks out. Meggie jumps to her feet and waits for Crystal to stand on her own as well. The two ladies then go on to tie up in the middle of the ring, and Meggie over powers her by wrenching Crystal’s arm behind her. She holds it there for a while, as Crystal starts feeling the pain. Meggie then lifts crystal up and drops her with a hard backdrop and Crystal instantly grabs her back from the pain. Felicity calls for Meggie attention from their corner, wanting to be tagged in. Meggie complies and Felicity instantly dashes towards Crystal to make the cover.] [1] [2] [Crystal kicks out at nearly the last second.] JLT: Crystal is certainly putting on a good fight tonight! She desperately wants to win this! Leah: Those BA idiots have been besting the Hiltons for weeks now! It’s time for them to open up a can of whoop ass on those blondies! JLT: Intelligently said, Leah. [Felicity looks a bit shocked from Crystal’s kick out and pulls the “Rose Girl” to her feet. Felicity hits a few shots to the stomach causing Crystal to hunch over. Felicity then looks for a clothesline but Crystal wisely ducks underneath it and stands behind Felicity. She grabs the BA member around the waist and with amazing strength she tosses Felicity backwards with a German suplex, a move that seems to have taken both women out. Crystal and Felicity both lie on the mat and Crystal climbs to her hands and knees, having been a bit hurt from that German suplex herself. Cherrie stands in their corner looking anxious to be tagged in as she has her hand stretched out as far as she can reach.] JLT: Crystal needs to make the tag, Cherrie is all fired up and ready to go! Leah: Damn right…time to take out the trash, I say. [Crystal continues to inch toward her corner as Felicity begins to stir and Cherrie keeps her hand outstretched. Crystal just barely makes it close enough to tag and reaches for her sister’s hand but Cherrie immediately yanks her hand back.] JLT: What? Leah: Cherrie, what are you doing, hon? [Cherrie then grins at Crystal and hops off the ring apron. She marches over to the time keeper and takes her Tag Team Championship belt. Crystal looks both shocked and utterly pissed off as she watches her sister walk past the ring and up the ramp. Cherrie doesn’t even turn to look back once but simply marches up the ramp and into the backstage area.] JLT: She left! Cherrie Hilton just abandoned her sister! Leah: No no no no no no… NO!!! [Felicity is quickly back to her feet and grabs hold of the dazed Crystal Hilton. She drags the “Rose Girl” back to the center of the ring and pulls her to her feet. Felicity grins at the audience as she keep a firm hold on Crystal’s head. She then rams her head between her legs and with the skill of a gymnast flips over and nails a her “Flick Driver” finisher! Crystal looks to be instantly knocked out cold after the move.] JLT: The Flick Driver…this HAS to be it! Leah: NO! Come back Cherrie! [Felicity crawls back to her feet looking completely satisfied from the execution of her finisher. She heads to her corner and tags in the awaiting Meggie, who eagerly climbs to the top turnbuckle. The audience cheers on the chipper young blonde who shakes her butt in classic Blonde Ambition fashion and leaps off the turnbuckle, nailing a perfectly executed “Angel’s Dust” on the already downed Crystal Hilton.] JLT: Angel’s Dust! There’s no way Crystal’s getting up! Leah: I can’t look! Tell me when it’s over! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…FELICITY and MEGGIE…BLONDE AMBITION! [The crowd begins to cheer for Meggie’s victory as Felicity and Kyle enter the ring to join her in celebration. Crystal looks practically unconscious as she lies alone on the mat.] [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor standing with a fake smile upon her face, her oversized boobs pushed up into view and a microphone at her lips. Next to her stands Morrigan, dressed in her out of ring attire and standing with a hand on her hip. Krysta eyes Morrigan’s outfit and frowns before speaking into the camera.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing by with a woman who is plagued by being a ginger. I thought they had ethnically cleansed the gingers but no, here’s one here. So, Morrigan, how did you feel after your match tonight? Morrigan: I feel great. I'm still undefeated and it's a great feeling. Krysta Taylor: You’re taking on Moira Storm at the pay-per-view for the Rockford State Championship. You both won the right on Exile last week and you clashed here tonight, do you have any words for your new rival? Morrigan: All I can say is to watch your back Moira. Because Moira, you're not all that great anyway. It was pure luck that you made it through the battle royal. You're going to be easy defeating at the PPV. Krysta Taylor: You’re a weirdo, should Moira be worried about that? Are you going to do like cult things to her like cover her in pig’s blood? I saw that happen in Barneys once and it was not pretty. Morrigan:(thinks about it for a minute) Pigs blood? That does sound tempting. I'll have to think about that Krysta. Krysta Taylor: How do you feel about getting a title shot so young in your career? You’re only 17 years old aren’t you? You have earned it fair and square but Moira has a lot more experience in the ring and she has an impression line-up of moves, how are you going to cope with that? I predict her owning you at Every Bitch But Me! Morrigan: First of Krysta, I'm 16 years. Second of all, her line-up of moves mean nothing to me. Her experience means nothing to me. Most of all, I'll walk out of Every Bitch But Me as the new Rockford State champion. Krysta Taylor: Well your face could have fooled me? 16 years old? Leah was right about you looking 30. Do you have any last words for the non-existent fans you have out there? Or are you going to pull some magical voodoo crap on me now I insulted you? Morrigan: I have nothing else to say. As for the voodoo crap, that's not my thing. You see I like to get my hands dirty, with the blood of whoever I have to kill. Voodoo is for pansies who don't have the nerve to face their opponents. [Morrigan looks sternly into the camera as Krysta takes a step away from her. Morrigan then shoots Krysta an evil look as Krysta diverts her eyes around the room as Morrigan then walks away. Krysta then winks at the camera as it cuts back to ringside.] Standard Match Noriko Lee vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: We’ve reached the climax of our show with Askai Champion Noriko Lee and Unleashed Champion Yuku Shiro clashing in the main event! This should be an interesting match, Noriko requested this from Shane last week so she must want to prove herself to the Unleashed champ! Leah: Yeah, and Noriko says she’s been waiting a long time for this match too so I think she probably has a big fat lesbian crush on her! JLT: Now that Noriko is part of The Tradition, I think it would be a great achievement to really shoot those 3 women up the ranks if she can beat the champion tonight! Leah: Yeah, I hope she does, knock some of the arrogance off the Queen of Queens! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out with Janine and Maya next to her. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs, accompanied to the ring by The Tradition, the current Askai Champion...NORIKO LEE!!! ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 150lbs, she is the reigning Unleashed Champion and the Queen of Queens...YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] [Yuku and Noriko circle each other in the ring. Yuku stands with her hands on her hips and frowns, not taking Noriko’s challenge seriously. Yuku then extends her hand in the air for a tie-up with a smug look on her face, Noriko accepts. The two women tie-up but Noriko flips Yuku onto her back and quickly wraps her legs around her arm for an armbar submission but Yuku fights it and rolls to her feet.] JLT: I think Yuku has underestimated Noriko! [Yuku stands as Noriko smiles at her, Yuku then charges towards Noriko with a martial arts kick but Noriko ducks and drops behind Yuku, leaping onto her back and taking her down with a reverse hurricanrana. Yuku finds her feet once again, now with a serious expression as Noriko smiles.] JLT: Noriko’s really taking the fight to her! Leah: That’s a good thing, two Asians destroying each other can only make the world a better place. [The two divas run towards each other but Yuku Shiro gets the upper hand with a clothesline knocking Noriko into the mat. Noriko quickly rolls to her feet as the women charge towards each other again with Yuku nailing another clothesline. Noriko refuses to stay down and bounces back to her feet, running towards Yuku once again.] [Yuku swings for a clothesline but Noriko leaps into the air and uses her arm to execute a floatover of Yuku’s body, swinging around and grabbing her neck, driving her down with a DDT into the canvas. Noriko then covers the champion, hooking the leg.] JLT: Nice move from Noriko! Leah: She has a cover! [1] [2] [Yuku kicks out.] Leah: I don’t know who I hate more, I think I want Noriko to win because she used to cheat all the time and Yuku is just plain annoying! JLT: I always love champion versus champion matches and The Tradition are showing their support too, that can only boost Noriko! Leah: Bring out the cane! [Both women find their feet, Noriko runs towards Yuku but Yuku catches her and hoists her into the air, holding her up with a bench press. Yuku then runs towards the ropes and shoves Noriko forward, sending her flying from the ring to the padded floor on the outside as Noriko lands and crashes from the skies as the fans “Oooh”.] Leah: That was funny. JLT: Noriko could have broken her ribs! [Yuku then stands at the ropes, ready for Noriko to get up. Noriko does, holding her shoulder from the move. Yuku then leans back on the ropes and springboards out of the ring, trying to nail a somersault splash to Noriko but Noriko moves out of the way and Yuku lands on the padded floor.] JLT: Now Yuku tastes the concrete! Leah: I hope Noriko gets Yuku and her little dog too! JLT: Okay, shut up with the damn Wizard of Oz puns! [Noriko quickly approaches the Queen of Queens and grabs her by her hair, she pulls her over to the steel steps and tries to ram her head into the steps but Yuku puts her foot up onto the steps to block the move. Yuku then nails Noriko with a shot to the chest as Noriko releases her.] [Yuku then kicks Noriko in the gut and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Yuku then hoists Noriko into the air and turns to powerbomb her onto the steel steps but Noriko counters with closed fists to the head of Yuku. Yuku’s grip loosens as Noriko then leaps backwards to stand on the steel steps.] JLT: Noriko escaped! [Noriko then jumps forward, grabbing Yuku’s head and spins her around to plant her in the floor with an x-factor and a modified “The Cataclysm” finisher. Yuku lies motionless for a few seconds as Noriko smiles, she tries to pull Yuku up and rolls her into the ring.] JLT: She nailed her finisher, she needs to get her into the ring! Leah: If Yuku wasn’t so fat, it’d be easy! [Noriko then covers Yuku, hooking the leg.] JLT: Here we go! [1] [2] [Yuku gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Yuku won’t be beaten! Leah: It’s a shame as she’s got a face that most people want to punch! [Noriko looks disappointed as Janine and Maya cheer her on from ringside, Noriko climbs to her feet and heads to the turnbuckle, she crouches on the top rope as Yuku Shiro climbs to her feet. Yuku looks up to see Noriko crouching and moves towards her as Noriko leaps into the air with a molly-g-round “Kitten Cradle”, connecting to the Queen of Queens for another cover.] JLT: Noriko’s keeping the champion down, here’s another cover! [1] [2] [Yuku kicks out.] Leah: Noriko’s using everything she’s got! [Noriko then climbs to her feet and waits in the middle of the ring, Yuku rolls to her feet and stares at her. Yuku runs towards Noriko as Noriko leaps into the air with a spinning heel kick but Yuku ducks and drops behind her, Yuku then grabs Noriko’s neck and pulls her down into a dragon sleeper submission.] JLT: Yuku’s locked in the dragon sleeper! Leah: That looks painful! [Yuku applies pressure to the hold as she lies Noriko across her knee but Noriko refuses to give up, despite the referee asking. Yuku then pulls Noriko with the submission still locked on, Yuku then hoists Noriko into the air with a reverse suplex before dropping Noriko’s head down into a stunner. Noriko falls to the mat as Yuku covers, hooking the leg.] JLT: The Queen of Queens with the pin! [1] [2] [Noriko gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Now Noriko refuses to lay down! Leah: Ugh, damn it! KILL EACH OTHER! [Yuku brings Noriko to her feet and nails her with an uppercut to the face, Yuku then whips Noriko to the corner and follows up with a running knee to the chest. Noriko drops to her butt, holding her chest from the impact. Yuku then begins to stomp on Noriko in the corner.] [Yuku brings Noriko to her feet and knees her in the gut, Yuku then hoists Noriko into the air and locks in a torture rack. Yuku then tries to drive Noriko into the canvas with a reverse death valley driver but Noriko lands on her feet and nails Yuku with a martial arts kick to the face.] JLT: That’ll knock out some teeth! Leah: It would be so hilarious if Yuku had a toothless grin. [Yuku stumbles backwards as Noriko runs to the ropes, she springboards onto the second one and back towards Yuku, grabbing her with a DDT but Yuku counters the move and plants Noriko on her feet on the canvas and nails her with a hard fist to the face, causing Noriko to turn around.] [Yuku then grabs Noriko from behind and pulls her into an impact driver “Life Hammer” and drives her into the canvas. Yuku then hooks both of Noriko’s legs as the referee counts.] JLT: Yuku nailed the Life Hammer! It’s over! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Yuku wins! Leah: About time! John Roe: Here is your winner…YUKU SHIRO!!! [Yuku stands with a smug smile on her face, the referee raises her arm in the air and the sounds of RZA fill the arena. Noriko lies on the canvas, holding her head and breathing heavily. Yuku takes her Unleashed Championship from the referee and heads to the turnbuckle, she climbs onto the top rope and raises it into the air.] [The Tradition climb into the ring and tend to Noriko as Yuku continues to celebrate, she raises her title into the air and smiles. The fans cheer wildly for their champion as she laps up all the attention and basks in the glory.] JLT: The Queen of Queens is still on her throne! Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Aaron, Karlee, Meggie, Paul, Rob, Tim and anyone else for contributing to the show this week! It is good to be back from my little break, sorry that results are a tad late this week but our site and forums decided to have a stroke and Doctor Nicole had to revive them! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-