Friday 30th March 2007
Scottrade Center, St. Louis, Missouri

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “St. Louis Rockz!”, “Ashley Massaro > Yuku Shiro!” and “Kassie Signed My Boob!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile live from the wonderful state of Missouri and from the city of St. Louis! I'm your commentator as always and my name is JLT and I'm joined Leah! We have an awesome show for you tonight as we head into Every Bitch But Me! Leah: Yeah and I can't wait to get to damn Memphis for that event, do you know how dull this place is? JLT: Leah, I'd be careful what you say! Leah: No, Jamie! St. Louis absolutely sucks! There is nothing to do here and it's full of hicks! At least in Kansas we could make Wizard of Oz puns but there's nothing but inbreds and Randy Orton shrines here! JLT: Are you kidding? I had a great time in this city over the last week! Leah: Yeah but you like boring museums? Where's their nightlife? I'm not surprised we had such a great turnout in attendance for tonight, they don't get to do anything for the rest of the year! JLT: I give up! Leah: I bet this is the first time they've ever seen attractive women who weren't birthed by their cousin! JLT: Leah, we're not in Arkansas! Leah: I wish we were! At least in Arkansas you can rile up all the anti-gay warriors and get them to protest outside the arena and start throwing letter bombs, these St. Louis-ans are so boring! JLT: I apologise, St. Louis! She doesn't mean what she says! Leah: Oh yes I do! Debutants Match Kassie vs. Kristen Leah: “Look more new girls in the ring…” JLT: “This new girl Kassie seemed to get a bit of pop when she entered the ring.” Leah: “Of course she did, she’s famous.” {Kristen watches for a moment then shakes her head and grabs Kassie from behind. Turning her around she begins peppering the Kassie with right and left hand shots, driving her into the corner. Kassie looks woozy in the corner, and Kristen climbs to the second rope, and begins nailing her with right hands. After two shots Kassie is able to free herself and roll across the ring. She touches her mouth with her hand, and checks for blood, as Kristen gets down from the corner.} Kassie: “You bitch!” JLT: “Kassie seems to be getting riled up!” Leah: “Of course she is! When you make a living with your looks, you want to kick some ass if someone tries to rearrange them.” {If Kristen wasn’t angry enough in the beginning of the match, Kassie’s remarks certainly got the job completed. The women lock up in the center of the ring. Kristen seems to have a slight strength advantage as she pushes Kassie backwards. Kassie counters and arm drags Kristen to the mat. Kristen is quick to get up and she is immediately floored with a standing drop kick. Kassie smiles and claps her hands mockingly above her head as she stalks Isabella.} Leah: “This is going to get feisty! I can’t wait!” JLT: “Both of these women are looking marginally impressive thus far. Slwoly feeling each other out for weaknesses.” {Kassie pulls her opponent up by the hair and drives her back to the ground with a hard shortarm clothesline. Kristen is clearly rocked by the shot and Kassie runs to the corner, up the turnbuckles, and nails a corkscrew moonsault. Kristen screams in pain upon impact, and Kassie quickly goes for the pin.} 1... 2...kickout with authority! Leah: “That wasn’t even close.” {Kristen’s kick out sends Kassie about three feet off the mat, and landing roughly two feet away. Kassie moves in and mounts Kristen and draws back to reign in some punches, Kristen is quick to reverse and roll up Bratt. The ref is right on top of the count.} 1... 2.…kick out. JLT: “Lot’s of back and forth action in this action packed opener.” Leah: “Uh huh, pass the nachos.” {Kassie manages to snake her way free, and as both women get a vertical base, she nails Kristen with another quick dropkick who hit’s the mat hard, and Kassie is quick to jump all over the referee’s case about what she believed was a difference in count speed. Kristen shakes the cobwebs loose and gets to her feet. Kassie turns and Kristen is right on her, lifting, and twisting her in midair with a beautiful spine buster.} Leah: “That move busts your spine!” JLT: “Hence it being a spinebuster! It seems Kristen might be the stronger of these two women, but Kassie has some incredible high flying moves.” {Kristen isn’t done, as she grabs two handfuls of Kassie’s hair and swings her in two circles around the ring, and plants her to the mat. Kassie screams in pain and tries to get up, but Kristen rushes in and peppers her opponent with a series of devastating knee strikes to the head and body. The strikes drive Kassie to her feet and into the corner.} Leah: “I’ve heard of a beat down, but never saw anyone beat their opponent to a standing position.” {Kristen grabs Kassie by the hair and slams her forehead with a head butt. She quickly follows up with a hair toss from the corner into the center of the ring. Kassie looks practically unconscious.} JLT: “Dear lord. Is she still alive? These women are brutalizing each other out there.” Leah: “Pass the salsa willya?” {Kristen looks at her fallen opponent and rushes to the nearest ropes, spring boarding from the second strand, and landing on Kassie with an elbow to the ribs. She yells in pain, and Kristen quickly goes for the pin.} 1.… 2.… Thr….kickout! JLT: “So close yet again!” {Kassie is barely able to roll a shoulder up before the three count, and Kristen gives the referee a look of frustration as she pulls Kassie up by the hair. She locks her into gut wrench position and signals for the end. With a yell she gut wrenches Kassie into the air, and goes for a power bomb type manuever, but Kassie wiggles out in midair and lands on her feet behind Kristen! Quickly she bounds from the ropes, and Kristen turns only to be caught by a vicious spin kick to the head. Kristen hit’s the mat hard.} JLT: “My god!” {Kassie quickly moves to the apron and scales the ropes. She waves girlishly at the crowd and blows a kiss, before she dives through the air and goes for a big splash, but Kristen moves out of the way. Miss or no, Kassie had an impressive hang time, and incredible distance. Kristen looks around groggily and makes her way to the ropes as Kassie rolls around in the ring holding her chest. The crowd is really into the match. No one seems to know who to cheer for, but the ladies are putting on an impressive show.} Leah: “I don’t know how much further they can go on!” {Both women are the worst for wear, however they manage to get to their feet at the same time at opposite sides of the ring. Kassie and Kristen rush one another, nailing each other with running clotheslines. Both women fall to the mat.} JLT: “Looks like they both had the same idea.” {Kassie rolls over gets to her feet, followed by Kristen. Both women are wore out. Kristen moves in looking to end the match with a clothesline, but Kassie handstands, locks her legs around Kristen‘s neck, and rolls her into a neat little ball in the center of the ring!} 1.…. 2.….. THREE! John Roe: “Your winner KASSIE!” The camera cuts to the backstage area. Amber and Stephanie are taking turns snapping pictures of one another in front of a big Diva’s Unleashed banner. The area seems to be somewhat secluded, so the girls are posing in a somewhat risqué manner for each shot. It’s apparently Amber’s turn, and she has stripped off her wrestling shorts, and is posing wearing a gold thong with the word DIVA emblazoned in sequins on the front.} {In all her seductive posing she fails to notice someone round the corner. She almost falls but the man catches her before she hit’s the floor. She looks a little alarmed at first, then her expression disappears revealing nothing but absolute delight.} Amber: “Oh my god! Mr. Showtime?” {Showtime looks down at Amber with a cocky grin.} Showtime: “Obviously you know me…” {Showtime lifts Amber back up straight to her feet and smiles at her.} Showtime: “You should be more careful, you could have hurt yourself there.” Amber: "Know you?" she says with a smile, completely oblivious to the fact she is standing there wearing nothing but a thong on her bottom. Stephanie joins her, and they put their arms around one another. "I used to watch you in the RAWF. You were my inspiration!" {Amber shakes her head in disbelief and motions to Stephanie.} Amber: "I'm sorry this is my girlfriend Stephanie, Stephanie this is Mr. Showtime! A true wrestling legend!" {Showtime rather impressed with Amber's wrestling knowledge just smiles as he extends his hand to Stephanie and the two shake hands.} Showtime: “Girlfriend eh?” {Showtime thinks for a second and quickly says.} Showtime: “Oh yea...You girls are those dominatrix chicks that everyone around here seems to have a problem with.” {Stephanie looks at him playfully.} Stephanie: "We aren't really dominatrix, we're just playful!" {The girls laugh, and Amber suddenly appears to have a good idea. She smiles playfully at Stephanie, and winks.} Amber: "Steph? Can you take a few shots with me and Mr. Showtime?" Stephanie: "Sure can." she says with a wink. {Amber stands next to Showtime and Steph gets a nice torso shot of them together. Next Amber jumps right up in his arms and throws her arms around his neck seductively.} Showtime: “Wow...well aren't you friendly…” {Showtime laughs taken aback by how flirtatious Amber is being with him. He just smiles for the camera as he holds her tightly not allowing her to fall.} {Amber climbs out of his arms and bends over in front of him. She grabs one of his hands, and puts it in her hair. The other she places right on her bare ass. Stephanie chuckles aloud.} Stephanie: "Amber that's so bad, but it's a great shot." {Amber stands up and hugs Showtime with enthusiasm. She bats her seductive eyes and shrugs.} Amber: "Thanks for being a good sport, but the way I see it, every legend should spank a dominatrix at least once." {Showtime laughs a little nervously as he replies.} Showtime: “Well you do know that I'm married right?” {Showtime says uncomfortably after the pictures that were just taken. Although he enjoyed doing them, if Bobbi ever saw them...He's a dead man. Amber shrugs believing that their playful picture taking was all in good fun.} Amber: "I'm just having some fun, but if you think a few playful pictures will get you in trouble it can be our little secret." {Showtime nods quickly.} Showtime: “Yea, I would appreciate that...I'm not sure how understanding Bobbi would be about this.” {Stephanie, who always seems to remember the details, steps up.} Stephanie: "Do you want copies? We can send them to your email." she says smiling at Amber. "I might even be able to get a few more shots if you wanted." Amber: "All on the down low of course." {Showtime nods.} Showtime: “Well if it's on the down low...How can I say no?” {Showtime grins at Amber, obviously finding her quite attractive.} {Amber smiles and grabs a Diva's Unleashed bill from the wall. She hands it to Mr. Showtime with a seductive grin.} Amber: "Well then expect something VERY special in your email in the next couple days." {Amber takes the bill when he is finished writing, and looks up at him seductively.} Amber: "Anything SPECIAL you want to see?" {Showtime kind of blushes by her fowardness. He kinda shrugs it off with a laugh.} Showtime: “I'm sure whatever pictures you send me of you will be fantastic. Maybe a few of you dominating your slave over there.” {Showtime says pointing at Stephanie. the ladies grin at one another, then look back at Showtime.} Stephanie: "Your wish is our command." {Amber bends her knees and her face is dangerously close to his groin as she retrieves her wrestling trunks. Stephanie is rapid fire on the camera, and catches the shot.} Amber: "Seeya later Showtime." Showtime: “Yea...see ya…” {Showtime says watching the two ladies walk away giggling as he just shakes his head.} Showtime: “Welcome to the all divas federation.” {Showtime laughs to himself as the show goes to a commercial break.} Standard Match Janine Johnson & Noriko Lee (The Tradition) vs. Jennifer Collins & Kristina JLT: We have Janine Johnson and Noriko Lee from the newly formed alliance The Tradition, taking on the mismatched team of Jennifer Collins and Kristina in tag action up next! Leah: Yeah, and Kristina has earned a reputation as being a total psycho in recent weeks and she disappears like Houdini. She’s scary, I don’t know how Jennifer and Bassist are going to cope with this! JLT: His name is Drummer, not Bassist. I’ve seen stranger teams in the past though and maybe it will help them, Janine and Kristina wrestled last week with Janine coming out on top so Kristina will be looking for revenge tonight! Leah: If she shows up. ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson and Noriko Lee emerge through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her carrying two blue steel chairs with TFO on the seat in white letters and behind him is Maya Okosaki, dressed casually. All four of them raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. They head to the ring, giving high fives to fans in the front row as Maya stands and watches, the image of seriousness. Janine and Noriko roll into the ring while her father unfolds the chair on the outside and motions for Maya to sit down. She smiles and takes a seat as Aaron takes a seat next to her, clapping for his daughter.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Aaron Johnson and Maya Okosaki, representing The Tradition...JANINE JOHNSON & NORIKO LEE!!! [Janine and Noriko climb the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.] ["Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.] John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Drummer...JENNIFER COLLINS!!! [The lights go off leaving the ring in total darkness then as "1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to play a single red strobe light begins to flash slowly, then another red strobe light begins flash then another and another.] John Roe: And her partner, from Salem, Massachusetts; at a weight of 140lbs...KRISTINA!!! [Soon the strobelights begin flashing faster until suddenly the the arena lights kick back on and Kristina is seen crouching like a predator on one of the top turnbuckles in the ring.] [Kristina leaps from the top turnbuckle into the ring but Janine Johnson has the move scouted and leaps into the air with a dropkick, connecting to Kristina’s face and knocking her down to the canvas. The referee calls for the bell as Janine straddles Kristina and begins to nail her in the face with right hands, Kristina then forcibly shoves Janine off her and climbs to her feet.] [Janine then runs towards Kristina with a clothesline but Kristina ducks and picks Janine up from behind into a sidewalk slam, driving her into the mat. Kristina then sits up on the mat and pulls her knees into her chest as she giggles, Janine holds her back and rolls to her feet, standing up to see Kristina sitting there. Janine frowns and tags in Noriko.] [Noriko doesn’t want to enter the ring with Kristina and tags Janine back, Janine then looks shocked at Noriko and tags her in again and steps out onto the apron. Noriko hops into the ring, she runs towards Kristina from behind and leaps into the air with a dropkick, connecting to the back of the head of Kristina.] JLT: That was a brutal shot, what is wrong with Kristina? Leah: She’s probably traumatised from getting shot down when she tried to join Girls Aloud. You have to be pretty to be in that group, Kristina! JLT: I really doubt that’s why! [Noriko then rolls to her feet and approaches Kristina, Kristina stands and Noriko nails her with a kick to the stomach. Noriko then whips Kristina into the corner, Kristina hits the turnbuckle and bounces forward as Noriko leaps into the air and nails her in the face with a spinning heel kick.] JLT: Noriko has a Martial Arts background, lest we forget. JLT: Who’s Marshall? [Noriko then covers Kristina, hooking the leg.] JLT: We have a cover! [1] [2] [Kristina gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Kristina should cover Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love”, it would be so hilarious. She’d hit someone with her car and then dance on top of it as she tears the limbs from the driver. It’d be gold, I tell you, GOLD! JLT: Will you shut up? [Noriko tries to bring Kristina to her feet but Kristina suddenly bites Noriko on her forearm, biting into the flesh with her teeth. Noriko suddenly pulls her arm back in pain and Kristina laughs, Noriko then swings with a clothesline but Kristina ducks, she spins Noriko around and kicks her. She pulls her into a piledriver and lifts her into the air before driving her head-first into the mat.] [Noriko lies on the canvas as Kristina smiles and laughs, she heads to her corner and nails Jennifer Collins with a chop to the chest, tagging her in. Jennifer shoots her a dirty look as she climbs into the ring. Jennifer heads towards Noriko as Noriko climbs to her feet, holding her head.] JLT: Did you see that tag? Leah: It was great. [Noriko then charges towards Jennifer but Jennifer suddenly leaps into the air with a superkick “Rim Shot” connecting to the face of Noriko and knocks her down into the mat. Jennifer then covers Noriko, hooking the leg.] JLT: This could be it! Leah: Noriko got her buck-teeth knocked out! [1] [2] [Janine interrupts the count.] JLT: I like The Tradition, they seemed like such a wholesome team. Leah: Ugh… [Jennifer brings Noriko to her feet and whips her into the corner, Jennifer then tries to follow up with a running shoulder block but Noriko hops up onto the top rope and executes a sunset flip to cover Jennifer but Jennifer quickly rolls out of the pin.] [Both women find their feet, Jennifer runs towards Noriko and swings for a clothesline but Noriko ducks. Noriko then grabs Jennifer from behind, lifting her into the air for a torture rack. Noriko locks on the submission for a few moments and then spins Jennifer around, planting her in the canvas with a sidewalk slam and completing Noriko’s “The Scratching Post”.] Leah: Go Noriko! I’m surprised that midget can even lift Jennifer up! [Noriko then covers Jennifer.] JLT: Here’s a cover! [1] [2] [Jennifer kicks out.] Leah: Do you think if Jennifer wins then Bassist gets a special treat in the bedroom? JLT: I don’t know or care, and his name is Drummer! Leah: Bassist! [Noriko brings Jennifer to her feet and whips her into The Tradition’s team corner as Maya Okosaki applauds from ringside, offering motivation. Noriko tags in Janine. Janine climbs to the top rope and crouches as Noriko lifts Jennifer into the air on her shoulders, Janine then leaps from the top rope with a clothesline as the Tradition complete a doomsday device double team.] JLT: What a double team from The Tradition! They gel well as a team! Leah: Whatever, Janine’s covering. She’s the middle most attractive Tradition member! [Janine covers Jennifer.] [1] [2] [Kristina interrupts the count.] Leah: That creep is back! [Jennifer then stands from the cover, Kristina stands next to her with a smile on her face, her teeth showing with some blood from Noriko’s arm stained on them. Jennifer frowns at her and shoves her away, Kristina then stands and watches but the referee tries to usher her out of the ring.] Leah: What’s wrong with her? Why won’t she leave? God, she’s like crabs! JLT: Like crabs?! Leah: She won’t go away when you want her to! [Kristina refuses to leave and shoves the referee to the mat, the referee quickly finds her feet and begins to warn Kristina but she ignores him. Noriko Lee then leaps from the top rope and nails a missile dropkick to the side of Kristina’s head, knocking her over.] Leah: Oww! [Jennifer then turns back to Janine but Janine has had time to re-energise and Janine nails her with fists to the faces, Janine then pulls Jennifer into a C4 position and signals to the crowd, her father stands up from his chair. Janine tries to go for the move but Jennifer blocks it by elbowing Janine in the side of the head.] JLT: Jennifer’s countering! [Janine releases her hold as Jennifer then kicks Janine in the mid-section and pulls her into a pedigree position for her “Off Beat” finisher, hooking both the arms. Before Jennifer can execute the move, Kristina leans right over the ropes and tags herself in.] JLT: What is Kristina doing?! Her partner was about to execute her finisher! Leah: Yeah well that’s not okay with Kristina! [Jennifer shoots her an angry look and rolls her eyes as she leaves the ring, complaining to Drummer on the apron. Janine holds her head as she stands up but Kristina suddenly approaches her and applies her “Hand Of Fate” mandible claw to the mouth, driving Janine backwards and down into the canvas.] JLT: Kristina has locked in her finisher! Leah: Eww, who knows where her hand has been! [Kristina then continues to apply pressure to the submission as she kneels down next to Janine’s body, Noriko looks at Maya at ringside. Kristina continues to apply the submission and then begins to ram Janine’s head repeatedly into the canvas. Meanwhile, Jennifer Collins has stepped down from the apron and walked with Drummer around the ring and up the ramp, leaving her partner.] JLT: Jennifer’s leaving her partner! Leah: Good, her partner slapped her, I wouldn’t take that! [Kristina is oblivious to this and continues with the hold, the referee checks on Janine if she wants to submit but Janine doesn’t answer, Aaron looks concerned as Kristina continues to ram her head into the mat. Suddenly Janine begins to foam at the mouth, Kristina smiles widely and the referee sees Janine and calls for the bell.] JLT: It’s over! John Roe: Here are your winners…JENNIFER COLLINS & KRISTINA!!! Leah: That is gross! [The referee calls for the bell again as Kristina refuses to release her hold, Janine, Maya and Aaron then all get into the ring at the same time and charge towards Kristina but suddenly the arena drops to darkness, several seconds later it’s back to normal and Kristina is no where to be seen. Maya scratches her head as Aaron leans down to tend to his daughter. Noriko looks around the rafters to see where Kristina may have vanished to.] JLT: Poor Janine, Kristina really has it in for her! I hope she’s okay, that was a savage submission and foaming at the mouth is not a good thing! Leah: Or look! You look like a $2 dollar hooker like that Janine, clean yourself up! [ The scene opens backstage as Lady Lui is seen sitting in a tall chair, like a director would sit in. She has her hair fixed into a nice style of pig tails and she is currently working on her make up. Katie is seen walking into the room and she stares at the excited young girl.] Katie: “You are awfully excited aren’t you?” [Lui turns and stares at Katie with a big smile.] Lady Lui: “Of course I am, I’m definitely excited about tonight. I get to finally wrestle against someone and finally get to see what it feels like to climb in there.” [ Lui smiles her sweetest smile as she stands up and looks towards Katie noticing that her sister wasn’t with her.] Lady Lui: “Where is sissy? She is coming isn’t she?” [ Katie looked rather uneasy as she switched her footing in the door and Lui frowned.] Katie: “You know how she is, she’s stubborn. She’ll come around though.” [Lui just shook her head and stared at the ground. ] Lady Lui: “Yeah as soon as she is back in the ring and I’m on the sidelines again, she is so selfish.” [Lui stomped her foot as she headed back over to the chair and set back down. She tore her hair from it’s pig tails and just pulled it up into a normal ponytail, not really as excited as before.] Katie: “Hun, don’t tear your beautiful hair out like that. It’s your sister that’s just the way she is!” [Lui shook her head feeling the tears coming down.] Lady Lui: “There is no point to try and look beautiful. There is no point in even impressing anyone, she’s the one I wanted to see that I could do what she could do and she’s not here. It’s not even worth it.” [Lui stood up and wiped the tears from her face.] Lady Lui: “But we aren’t going to lose because of her bad attitude. We’ll just handle this when we get home, let’s go!” [Lui steps from the chair and her and Katie head towards the ring.] Tag Team Match Carley Monroe & Mistress vs. Katie Lee & Lady Lui JLT: We have the ring debut of Mistress and Lady Lui next as Blonde Ambition and Team Seduction clash in the centre of the ring! Following a catfight between Mistress and Lady Lui in the tag team match last week, Shane Rockford has put both the managers in the ring! Leah: I know, and they can’t wrestle! This should be botchtastic! JLT: Carley and Katie will pick up the wrestling side, if Carley can actually focus for once, I think Mistress is more serious than Carley so maybe she’ll keep her in check tonight! Leah: I’m going with Team Seduction, even though they’re Asian, they’re a lot less annoying and Katie can actually pull off a move without having the need to do a dance afterwards! ["Chick Fit" by All Saints sounds over the P.A. as the seduction crew comes from behind the curtain walking together. Each walking down the ramp like it's a catwalk as Katie Lee steps up onto the apron followed by seduction as Lady Lui stands on the floor in between them, Seduction and Katie slide out there feet that are covered with boots as they put them in Lady Lui's hands and then she helps push them over the top rope as they both do back flips over the top and then Lady Lui slides in under the bottom rope and they all give the seduction symbol. (Taking your finger and sucking on it in your mouth) as they then go to a neutral corner to get ready for their fight.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Seduction, representing Team Seduction...KATIE LEE & LADY LUI!!! ["Shake ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly plays as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both wave to the crowd, both have their trademark big grins on their faces. Mistress stands next to them, dressed in matching ring attire to Carley's. At ringside, the Blonde Ambition fan club stand up and cheer widly, as they all wear matching BA t-shirts and have popcorn in their hands, with a giant banner which reads "WE <3 BLONDE AMBISHON!" in huge letters. Courtney piggybacks Carley to the ring as they visit their fan club, with Carley and Mistress giving each member of them a kiss on the cheek as they scream with delight.] John Roe: Their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Courtney Monroe, representing Blonde Ambition...CARLEY MONROE & MISTRESS!!! [The blonde trio climb into the ring but still continue to dance for their fan club. The referee calls for the bell as Carley, Courtney and Mistress all stand with their back to the ring, posing and waving for their own fan club, who give them a standing ovation. Katie Lee quickly runs from behind to Mistress, grabbing her by her blonde hair and yanking her down into the canvas. Carley and Courtney are ushered out of the ring by the referee as Lady Lui takes her corner. Katie begins to stomp on Mistress and brings her to her feet, she whips her into the corner and follows up with a running clothesline.] [Mistress drops to a sitting position, holding her neck. Katie then begins to stomp on Mistress’ chest repeatedly, causing her to slump over the bottom turnbuckle. Katie then walks over to her corner and tags in Lady Lui. Lui smiles and runs into the ring, she runs towards Mistress and leaps into the air with a dropkick, driving both her feet into Mistress’ face.] JLT: Lady Lui nailed a dropkick! They’re really isolating Mistress! Leah: Most of Blonde Ambition needs to be ethnically cleansed. [Lady Lui then stands, confident and with a smile. She brings Mistress to her feet and nails her with a slap across the face, Lady Lui then pulls Mistress into a side headlock ready for a bulldog. Lady Lui then begins to run forward and leaps into the air but Mistress counters the move and shoves Lui forward as Lui flies through the air and lands on her face.] JLT: I don’t think fans of technical wrestling can expect anything spectacular from these two! Leah: A good old fashioned bitchfight never did anyone any harm. [Mistress then shakes off her injuries from the match so far as Lady Lui rolls to her feet. Both women stand and stare at each other, both women then run towards each other as they both leap into the air and grab each other by the throat. Lady Lui lands on her back with Mistress on top of her as Mistress nails her in the face with right hands, Lui then shoves Mistress backward and quickly straddles her, yanking at the roots of her hair and scratching her face with her nails.] JLT: They’re really going at it! Leah: This is great! [Mistress then shoves Lui backwards and off of her. Mistress quickly finds her feet and heads towards the Blonde Ambition corner for a tag but Lady Lui is behind her, Lui then grabs Mistress’ leg and pulls it up into the air. Mistress stumbles forward, being knocked down as Lui then quickly pulls Mistress towards the Team Seduction corner. Courtney and the fan club boo from ringside.] [Lady Lui then tags in Katie Lee as Seduction looks on and applauds. Katie climbs into the ring and brings Mistress to her feet, she nails her with a kick to the gut and pulls her into a DDT, driving her down into the canvas. Katie then rolls Mistress over onto her back and runs towards the ropes. Katie springs onto the second rope and executes a lionsault backwards, landing on top of Mistress. Katie then hooks the leg for a pin.] Leah: Poor Mistress…NOT! JLT: Katie has a cover! [1] [2] [Carley interrupts the count.] Leah: Cheater! JLT: Mistress is all alone in the ring, Lady Lui’s getting Katie to do her handiwork for her! Leah: And is that illegal? It’s what a tag match is meant to be! [The fan club cheer, standing up and cheering Carley as she stands on the apron and dances for them, drawing another cheer. Katie rolls her eyes and brings Mistress to her feet, she pulls her into a DDT position again but this time signals for the “Seduction Boulevard” finisher.] Leah: If she nails this, it’s over! For real! [Katie then leaps into the air and spins around for a stalling tornado DDT but Mistress counters and pushes Katie backwards, countering the move and causing Katie to land on her stomach. Mistress then runs to her corner and tags in Carley Monroe, the crowd and fan club cheer as Carley climbs to the top rope.] JLT: Mistress tagged in Carley! Leah: Here comes the retard! [Katie crawls to her feet as Carley stands, Katie looks up to see Carley leap from the top rope with a flying headscissors, connecting to Katie and sending her flying across the ring. Carley then leaps in the air and punches the air with her fist, Katie holds her head. She stands and runs towards Carley but Carley counters with a drop toe hold to Katie, knocking her down into the mat.] [Carley then giggles and poses for the crowd, Katie looks be annoyed and rolls to her feet. She stands and approaches Carley from behind, she pulls her into a back suplex position and tries to slam her into the canvas but Carley counters, twisting around and pulling Katie into a diamond-cutter esque neckbreaker. Mistress then yells at Carley to cover, and she does.] JLT: That was a great counter and now Carley has the cover! [1] [2] [Katie gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Thank God. JLT: The fan club aren’t happy! [The fan club stand up and boo as one member sits and sulks, unhappy at the break of the count. Courtney thumps the canvas to motivate Carley as Carley sits up, she brings Katie to her feet and runs to the ropes. Carley races towards Katie but Katie counters by leaping into the air and catching Carley with a hurricanrana, Katie tries to execute the move but Carley blocks it and pulls Katie into a powerbomb position.] JLT: They’re both countering each other! [Katie then blocks the powerbomb by nailing Carley in the head with a fist, Carley drops Katie as she lands on her feet. Katie then nails Carley with an uppercut and bounces to the ropes, Lady Lui tags herself in with a blind tag by slapping Katie on the shoulder as she hits the ropes.] JLT: Lady Lui just tagged herself in! Leah: I loved her in Charlie’s Angels! JLT: Carley hasn’t noticed! Look! [Katie charges towards Carley and swings for a clothesline but Carley ducks and stands behind Katie, she leaps up into the air and grabs her shoulders, driving her backwards with a backcracker “Meanie Mangler” finisher as the crowd cheer and the fan club leap into the air.] JLT: Carley nailed the Mangler, it’s over! All she needs to do is cover! Leah: Well she’s not going to do that is she? The most logical thing in a match like this? Of course not. [Carley then stands and begins to celebrate and dance but Mistress extends her hand, wanting to make the cover. Carley heads to the corner and tags her in as Mistress hops over the ropes and runs towards Katie, she leaps into the air with a splash and covers Katie with a smile on her face. The referee shrugs and counts.] Leah: Ugh, show-off! JLT: Mistress has the pin! [1] [2] JLT: Wait! [Lady Lui suddenly comes from behind to Mistress, pulling her backwards with a school boy and covering her. The referee then counts the legal women.] JLT: Lady Lui with a roll-up! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Hahaha! John Roe: Here are your winners…KATIE LEE & LADY LUI!!! JLT: Team Seduction get another victory over Blonde Ambition! [Lady Lui then stands and begins to laugh as Mistress sits up in shock, the fan club then begin to boo and throw popcorn at Team Seduction. Lady Lui drags Katie out of the ring and raises her arms on the outside, as Seduction hugs Lady Lui. Lui laughs as Courtney climbs into the ring and stands with a frown, her hands on her hips. Team Seduction head up the ramp, blowing kisses to Blonde Ambition and celebrating another victory.] JLT: Team Seduction win, they seemed to outsmart Blonde Ambition with Lady Lui pinning Mistress and she looks very happy she did! I think this puts Team Seduction in a great position for the gauntlet at Every Bitch But Me! Leah: As long as Lady Lui keeps making movies, I’ll be happy. {The scene cuts to the backstage area where Amber and Stephanie are walking down the hall. It's very obvious that both of the women notice the newcomer Bobbi Jackson coming the opposite direction. Bobbi smiles at the two women walking by and decides to stop and say hello...} Bobbi: "Hey! I just wanted to introduce myself, my name is Bobbi...I'm the new girl around here..." {Bobbi says with a slight giggle, as she isn't really used to being the new girl in town. The girls both smile and greet Bobbi with a big group hug.} Amber: "Hi Bobbi, I'm Amber, and this is Stephanie." She looks around with a conspiratorial glance. "we are those dominatrix you are supposed to be afraid of." Stephanie: "No matter what people say we don't really bite..." she grins wickedly. "Nibble maybe." {Amber looks bobbi up and down.} Amber: "I love that outfit." {Bobbi smiles at the compliment and grins...} Bobbi: "Aww thanks hun, that's sweet. But just to let you know, i've dealt with a dominatrix who was the daugther of Satan. The two of you don't scare me. You actually seem kinda sweet..." {Bobbi looks Amber up and down and smiles warmly at her.} Bobbi: "Can't say I'm hating your outfit either." Amber: "Care if we get a picture?" {Stephanie chuckles aloud, and shakes her head. Bobbi shrugs with a laugh.} Bobbi: "Sure! I don't see why not...you girls seem nice enough." {Amber sidles in close and the first shot is just a nice side by side pose. for her next trick she gently manuevers Bobbi to the wall, and places her hand on her backside.} Stephanie: "That's a great shot." {Bobbi jumps a little bit when Amber placed her hand on her ass. But she grins and goes along with it. She doesn't seem to mind.} Bobbi: "If you wanted to touch my ass, all you had to do was ask." {Bobbi says playfully as she winks at Amber. Stephanie and Amber both giggle, and Amber spins Bobbi around and back her against the wall. She moves in and gives the blonde vixen a saucy open mouth kiss.} Stephanie: "Your so bad!" {Bobbi slowly licks her lips after the kiss and grins at Amber...} Bobbi: "Obviously she is...she's real bad..." {Bobbi says reaching around and smacks Amber on her ass.} Stephanie: "Oh behave..." Amber: "Oh yeah? Watch this!" {Amber drops to her knees and lifts Bobbi's far leg up propping it on her shoulder. She moves in extremely close to her close and licks her lips seductively as Stephanie snaps a few photos. For the last shot, she places her hand in the middle of Bobbi's ass. Stephanie laughs and nods her head in approval. Amber gently moves her leg to the floor and gets up.} Amber: "Your a lot of fun! I sure hope you stick around. Are you just getting acclimated with the place and the people? Are you scheduled to do something tonight?" {Bobbi just shrugs with a warm smile towards Amber...} Bobbi: "No I wish, this is just my first night with the company...Being on the road and all." {Amber takes the camera from Stephanie, who moves in to take her turn with picture time. Amber backs away with a smile and begins snapping. Stephanie is a little more reserved than Amber, but there are some sexy shots nonetheless. Bobbi continues talking as the impromtu photo shoot continues.} Bobbi: "I never expected my first photo shoot to come so quickly!" {Bobbi giggles as she continues to talk...} Bobbi: "My husband, Michael would be so jealous he isn't here to see this. I know he's around in the building somewhere...He's so supportive to be on the road with me here right now even though he has his own career to worry about." {Amber and Stephanie, for just a moment look a bit surprised. Both realizing at once they are schmoozing with Mrs. Showtime. The couple quickly go back to being all smiles.} Amber: "Wow he sounds great. You're a lucky woman." Stephanie: "AMMMBERRR? Remember that thing we have to do?" {Amber shuts off the camera and slings it over her shoulder. She shrugs happily and hugs her new friend.} Amber: "She's right we have something to do. We have got to hang out sometime though! You come to L.A. , and I promise a great time!" Bobbi: "That sounds great, I'm so in! I'll catch you girls later...I have to go find Michael. Nice meeting both of you!!" {Amber and Stephanie walk down the hall as Bobbi goes off in the other direction, when she gets out of sight, Stephanie lightly slaps Amber on the shoulder. Amber looks a bit surprised.} Stephanie: "That was Showtime's wife! If she finds out she's gonna kick your ass?" Amber: "She seemed really nice to me. I'm sure she's going to get all crazy over some crazy horseplay." Amber shrugs. "Judging from the activities a few moments ago, she won't care a bit." Stephanie: "Playing patty cake with her might be one thing, but something tells me her husband is another matter." Amber: "Learn to relax Stephie. The posing was all in good fun, although it makes a girl wonder what Mr. Showtime has behind the curtain." Amber says with a smile. {Stephanie laughs and playfully throws her arms around her playmate.} Stephanie: "You really are nuts." Tag Team Match Cherrie Hilton & Jenny Astor vs. Crystal Hilton & Stephanie Sullivan JLT: Well it seems that the rivalry between Cherrie and Crystal Hilton has reached its boiling point as both sisters are about to square off against each other with their best friends by their side. Leah: True that, Jamie both of them are trying to prove who wears the pants in the team. Cherrie will have Jenny Ass…tor, tee hee, and Crystal will have that lesbo sex slave Stephanie Sullivan. They have some weird friends, don’t they? JLT: Hard to argue with that…tensions will certainly be high as Crystal and Cherrie are both looking to outshine each other…but keep in mind they’ll be forced to team up with each other, possibly for the last time, as they defend their Tag Titles in the Tag Team Gauntlet match at the PPV! Come next Sunday they may not be the champions anymore! Leah: What a sad day that will be for Divas Unleashed! (Wipes tear) [The crowd gives a warm ovation for Cherrie, who flashes a bright smile as she starts down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring. Hilton pauses to high five as many of the fans in the ringside seats as she can, then slowly climbs the ring steps and makes her way into the squared circle.] John Roe: The following is a tag team match with one fall, introducing first from Detroit, Michigan, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions…CHERRIE HILTON! [Cherrie goes to her corner of the ring, climbs to the middle turn buckle to acknowledge the fans, then bounces back to the ring as she awaits her opponents with her title belt in hand.] Leah: Cherrie looks determined to kick some ass tonight! JLT: I agree, she doesn’t seem to be in the mood for games tonight. ["Work It" by Missy Elliot hits the speakers, as a flurry of white and yellow pyro's explode under the Jumbotron. Jenny Astor steps out onto the staging area, looking over the jam packed arena as the ring announcer calls her name over the microphone.] Leah: Ugh! I hate this song! John Roe: Her partner, from Pontiac, Michigan…JENNY ASTOR! [The crowd gives a warm ovation for the popular ebony beauty. She slowly starts down the entrance ramp, pausing to high five a few lucky fans in the front row, before sliding under the bottom rope and making her entrance into the ring for the start of her match. She and Cherrie chat for a bit as they wait for their opponents to enter.] JLT: If anything it’ll be interesting to see how the Hiltons will work with their friends by their side. [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the PA system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip".] John Roe: And their opponents, from Long Island New York, she is also one half of the DU Tag Team Champions…CRYSTAL HILTON! [Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. Crystal then waits on the outside for Stephanie Sullivan to make her entrance. As she waits, Cherrie and Crystal stare each other down with stone cold expressions on their faces.] Leah: Yeesh, they really don’t like each other do they? JLT: I don’t think so in the slightest… ["Goodies" by Ciara starts to play across the PA system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain, she slowly walks down the ramp way clad in her black shorts, boots, and black tank top.] John Roe: And her partner, from Los Angeles, California…STEPHANIE SULLIVAN! [Before entering the ring she stops and just looks around at the audience around her as they all begin to boo her. She raises her hands in the air and yells out the Queen has arrived before entering inside the ring. She seductively rolls under the ring and raises her hands in the air to a crowd of booing.] [Crystal and Stephanie meet at the bottom of the ramp and charge towards the ring and slide underneath the bottom tope. Jenny and Cherrie begin to stomp on their backs as they enter. They each pull them to their feet and together they whip Crystal and Stephanie into the ropes. Jenny and Cherrie then go for a double clothesline to take both girls down but Crystal and Stephanie duck it and quickly nail Cherie and Stephanie with simultaneous dropkicks getting a nice cheer from the crowd.] JLT: Seems like they brought their A-game tonight! Leah: I heard Crystal was tired of Cherrie’s attitude and she gave her a nice kick in the ass! [Crystal beats down on Cherrie while Stephanie does the same to Jenny until the referee then intervenes and tries to separate the girls as best as they can. He sends Crystal over to her corner and Cherrie to hers, so that it will be Jenny and Stephanie starting out the match. Steph and Jenny hook up in the center and begin a brief power struggle. Stephanie cheaply kicks Jenny in the shin, and then nails a quick arm drag. Jenny is quick to her feet and charges towards Stephanie but Stephanie hits her with a drop toe hold that sends Jenny’s throat into the bottom rope.] JLT: I don’t think Stephanie feels any remorse and will do anything to win. Leah: She should feel remorse for hanging around with Amber Burton. What is she crazy? [Stephanie then mounts Jenny from behind and presses down hard on the back of her head, driving Jenny’s throat harder into the rope. The referee commands Stephanie to release the hold at which point she holds her hands up and rises up off from Jenny. Jenny pulls herself to her feet, holding onto her throat. Stephanie pulls Jenny into a quick cradling pin.] [1] [2] [Jenny manages to roll out of it. Stephanie runs towards her but Jenny thinks fast and yanks down on the middle rope as Stephanie mistakenly crashes on the mat outside.] Leah: Sweet! I hope her neck is broken! JLT: Don’t say things like that Leah. Ever heard of karma? [Jenny then slides under the rope outside and drives a double axe hammer into Stephanie’s back. Cherrie approaches Jenny and the two of them nail Stephanie with a double DDT on the outside. The attack enrages Crystal who leaves her place at ringside and tackles Cherrie to the ground. Together they engage in a bit of a catfight while Jenny rolls Stephanie back into the ring. Jenny climbs to the top rope and perches herself as Stephanie finds her feet. She then goes for a cross body but Stephanie jumps out of the way and Jenny hits the mat chest-first.] JLT: Nobody home for that one! Leah: Her tits must be in agony. [Stephanie grabs hold of the downed Jenny but Jenny kicks her hard in the face. Jenny nips up to her feet and drives a couple of forearms into Stephanie’s face. Crystal and Cherrie are back in their corners and she whips Stephanie to her corner as Cherrie grabs hold of her. Cherrie chokes out Stephanie with some tape from around her wrist, holding her in the corner. The referee doesn’t seem to notice and Jenny charges forward with a handspring elbow as Cherrie holds her in place. Jenny tags in Cherrie and the two double team Stephanie by hitting her with a double suplex. Stephanie grabs her back in pain, but Cherrie stays on her and pulls her to her feet. With a quick motion to the crowd, Cherrie nails one of her signature moves the tornado DDT. She then covers for a pin.] Leah: Geez, Stephanie is getting her pretty little ass kicked! I love it! JLT: Here’s a pin! [1] [2] [Crystal breaks it up.] JLT: As expected, Crystal breaks it up. [Cherrie glares at Crystal and goes to attack her but the referee prevents her from doing so. This distraction allows Stephanie enough time to climb to her feet. Stephanie spins Cherrie around and plants her with a sloppy liplock, as the fans cheer.] JLT: Is she…KISSING her? Leah: Gross! [Cherrie yanks her head back and wipes her mouth in disgust. Stephanie then quickly plants Cherrie in the mat with a DDT, catching “The Hitman” off guard. Stephanie then covers Cherrie.] [1] [2] [Cherrie kicks out. Stephanie waits for Cherrie to climb to her feet before nailing her with some punches to the gut. Stephanie springs off the ropes looking for a clothesline, but Cherrie ducks and knocks Stephanie down with a legsweep. Cherrie then bounces off the ropes herself and hits a running leg drop.] [1] [2] [Stephanie kicks out.] JLT: Stephanie is showing resilience but she seriously needs to get a tag! Leah: Cherrie’s smart by not letting Crystal get tagged in though. [Stephanie tries to crawl towards her corner as Crystal looks anxious to get in on the action but Cherrie grabs her by the ankle and pulls her back towards Jenny. Cherrie tags in her BFF, and together they stomp away at Stephanie. Jenny hooks Stephanie by the head and nails a running bulldog that plants Stephanie to the ground. Jenny slaps her ass in Crystal’s direction, clearly angering the Rose Girl. Crystal tries to get in the ring but the referee prevents it. With the referee distracted Cherrie hits the ring and begins to choke out Stephanie as she lies on the mat.] JLT: That’s called cheating! Leah: It’s called being smart! Cherrie wants to win and she’ll do anything! [Cherrie is out of the ring by the referee turns around. Jenny pulls Stephanie to her feet. She whips Steph into the ropes but Stephanie counts with a superkick that seems to knock Jenny out. Quickly Stephanie runs to her corner and tags in Crystal for the first time in the match. Crystal hits the ring as the crowd roars with cheers and takes it to Jenny. Jenny tries to charge towards her but Crystal quickly knocks Jenny back down with her chick kick “Lights Out” move. Crystal then charges towards her sister’s corner and shoves Cherrie off of the apron. She returns to Jenny and goes for a cover.] Leah: Someone lit a fire under Crystal’s ass it seems! JLT: No doubt! Here’s another pin! [1] [2] [Cherrie quickly slides into the ring and pulls Crystal off of Jenny. Both the sisters rise to face one another and instantly begin to deck each other with hard punches. They continue to beat one another down until Jenny slowly climbs to her feet. Cherrie, seeing an opportunity, ceases to punch Crystal and shoves her backwards into Jenny, who rolls her into a school girl pin.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…CHERRIE HILTON & JENNY ASTOR!!! [Jenny releases Crystal and stands up, she smiles and approaches Cherrie and the two hug. Crystal sits up in shock, she looks at Cherrie with an angry expression on her face. Cherrie shrugs at her and leaves the ring with her arm wrapped over Jenny’s shoulder as Jenny is still ecstatic over the victory. Crystal stands as the referee hands her one half of the tag titles, Crystal looks at the belt and frowns, watching her sister head up the ramp, seemingly with a new winning partner.] JLT: I can’t wait to see how this turns out in the gauntlet, I don’t think we’ve had such a divided team since, ever! Leah: It makes me sad that my sistas seem to hate each other. It’s so tragic! *Linda Ragnal is backstage, standing in front of the interview set. She looks into the camera, a disgusted lok in her face, arms crossed.* LINDA: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I will be facing Amber Butron in a grudge match. I'm sure several out there, including Amber herself, are asking why this match is taking place. *Linda crosses her arms, not taking an eye off the camera.* LINDA: Maybe I'm not like you, Amber. Maybe I don't have the glam and glitz that all these other girls do...but I know that I have something that you don't have, and last week you proved it. And I can sum it up in three words. *Linda raises her hand and brings a finger up for each word.* LINDA: You. Lack. Confidence. *Linda puts her arm back into the crossed position, and smiles a bit.* LINDA: It's why you cheated last week, Amber. You saw just how great the three of us, Undine, Moira, and myself, were working together, and you couldn't handle it. If I were you...I'd be embarrased. See, if I ever ran into someone I felt was better than me, I would be frightened because I might lose. But then, I ask myself, "If I'm not confident to win one match, why am I even wrestling in the first place?" And then, I regain my confidence. I say to myself, "at least I can show her a thing or two, win or lose". *Linda points to the camera, back to a disgusted look.* LINDA: Amber, the minute you step into the ring with me, you're going to learn about honor...dignity...and pride. Because the tides...they flow for me. *Linda stands there, silent for a few seconds, then eventually walks off screen.* Standard Match Amber Burton vs. Linda Ragnal JLT: Strong words from Linda there! Up next we have Amber Burton going one on one with Linda Ragnal. These two competed on opposite sides in a six person tag team but then this week they will be taking on one another. Amber won but Linda stated that the match was won unfairly, thus these girls are feuding. Leah: Who Cares, Amber is the fetus of Lesbianism and Linda looks like she wears a toupe can we please just get on with it. JLT: Someone seems a little cranky! “Just a girl” hits over the P.A. as Linda makes her way out from the back. She has a pink ribbon tied around her eyes and as the refrain hits she takes the ribbon off and begins to run her way down the ramp. John Roe: “Making her way to the ring from Scranton, Pennsylvania weighing in at 140 pounds, Linda Ragnal!” Linda is about to slide under the ropes but her music is interrupted by “The Storm is Here” as Linda turns and looks she smiles seeing that Moira Storm is coming out to accompany her. As Moira makes her way over to Linda they both hug momentarily and then Linda climbs up into the ring and blows a two-finger kiss to the crowd. Leah: Oh great now the Australian Kangaroo is out here. The lights in the arena dim and the divatron begins to count down in bold pink numbers from five all the way to one. Pyro’s Explode on Stage as “Ladies and Gentleman” begins to play over the P.A. The lights flicker back up on Stage to see Amber in the splits position. She is wearing a divas unleashed T-shirt that is strategically ripped and signed, she makes her way down the ramp, and not being satisfied with the stairs closest to the locker room she walks around and climbs onto the announce table, giving the crowd a rock on sign, until she gets the appropriate reaction she thinks she deserves and then she throws off her divas unleashed shirt into the crowd and heads back towards the ring. Leah: Our table is going to be so germy from her. I’m not putting my cheese fries on here. JLT: Then stop eating them. John Roe: Entering the ring from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Amber Burton! Amber slides into the ring and stands in a neutral corner stretching ready for the match to begin. Ding, Ding Amber and Linda stare one another down as Moira begins to beat on the mat supporting Linda as the divas begin to circle. Amber is the first to make a move running at Linda, but she is met with an arm drag that sends her flying onto the mat. Linda is quick to grab her up and fling her into the ropes and gives her a back elbow to the face. JLT: Linda is already taking Amber down. Leah: Amber is just probably focusing on how to give Linda pleasure it shouldn’t be so hard. JLT: She doesn’t think about Sex all the time you know. Leah: No I don’t, but I’m sure you would. Linda grabs Amber and pulls her up by her long black hair. She slowly maneuvers over towards the ropes getting ready to throw Amber over but Amber rejects sending Linda hard into a corner near by. Amber then walks over delivering powerful kicks to Linda’s Mid section and then she turns around and slaps her butt and seeing Linda grow rather irate quickly she turns back and ducks just before Linda can connect a clothesline. Amber then knees the blonde in the stomach and she then flips her over in a nicely flowing gut-wrench suplex. JLT: Oh man that had to hurt. Leah: Meh, anyone could do that. Amber smiled proudly that she had connected her nice ass move, but she was quick to stay on her opponent as she pulled Linda up and grabbed her arm slinging her into the opposite corner. Amber then runs about to deliver a running cross body but Linda lifts her knees and wraps her legs around Amber’s neck she pushes her arms from the top rope, but Amber blocks the head scissors move with a power bomb super slam type of move that makes Linda ricochet hard off the mat. JLT: It seems things have turned completely sideways for Linda in this match. Leah: Well, I’m just wondering why we ever hired these girls. Amber then climbs up about to perform a half boston crab but Linda kicks her away sending her through the middle rope and onto the padding below. The fans are in awe at how Linda had done a move like that so quickly. JLT: Wow I never thought Linda would recover so fast. Leah: It wasn’t that fast, I’m sure Amber was just plotting her next step and it took too long. Brain Freeze you know. JLT: Well either way, an incredible recovery. Amber now climbs back up a little shocked from Linda’s kick, she goes to climb back up into the ring, but is met by a baseball slide that hits her square in the face. Moira can be seen clapping in the background, as Amber falls Linda climbs to the outside. Linda waits for Amber as Amber slowly climbs up Linda then picks herself up and kicks off the second rope and nails a Asai Moonsault as Amber and Linda both go down on the outside. Leah: That was a loud thud, Maybe they both were injured! Yay! JLT: That was a definite showing of Athleticism. Linda and Amber after several seconds both begin to climb back up and trade hits on the outside. Amber eventually dodges one and it sends Linda running into a pole at the other side. Amber then grabs Linda by her blonde hair and begins to bang her head into the pole time after time after time. Linda begins to bleed as Amber does one final blow and then climbs back in the ring as the ref begins his ten count. Moira rushes over to check on Linda and the ref ushers her away. Linda then by the count of 8 has climbed back to her feet and she barely makes it into the ring on 9 and a half. JLT: Linda was cutting it short there. Amber still having Linda down on the mat begins to pound hard with Double Axe Chops on Linda’s back. Amber then able to wrap her hands around Linda’s waist shows her strength as she lifts the Ocean’s beauty off the mat to hit a hard German Release Suplex. Amber now goes for a cover. 1, 2, 2.8 kickout!! Amber looks shocked as she sees that Linda had kicked out, She goes to climb up but Linda still bleed takes her legs and wraps them around Amber’s neck in a headscissors submission Amber fights for air as Linda increases her wrap. Amber refuses to give up and then shifts her body weight to pull Linda up into a powerbomb position and slams her down into the canvas. JLT: These women have really taken the fight to each other tonight, they look exhausted! Leah: It’s probably because Amber is morbidly obese. Both women fall to the mat, breathing heavily and both sweaty from the hard-hitting match. Both women glance at each other and slowly climb to their feet, they walk towards each other and begin to exchange punches, with Linda nailing Amber in the face and Amber returning the favour. Linda then whips Amber to the ropes, Amber bounces back as Linda kicks her in the gut, Amber doubles over and Linda pulls Amber into a powerbomb position, she rolls her up body and into a widow’s peak “Broken Surfboard” position but Amber wriggles her feet and lands on her feet behind Linda. Amber then spins around and charges Linda’s left leg, taking Linda down to her front on the mat. JLT: Amber’s going for her finisher! Amber then quickly locks in a Sambo leg lock “Dominatrix Lock” submission as Linda looks to be in pain, Amber applies pressure to the hold but Linda refuses to give up, clenching her wrist. Amber tightens the hold and Linda has no choice to but to tap out and hand a victory to Amber. Leah: Linda had no choice but to tap out! Amber wins! JLT: Cleanly! John Roe: Here is your winner…AMBER BURTON!!! The referee calls for the bell but Amber refuses to release the hold as Linda is still in pain. From ringside Moira Storm slides into the ring and runs towards Amber but suddenly Stephanie Sullivan runs into the ring and takes Moira down with a spear. Stephanie then begins to nail Moira in the face with fists. JLT: Stephanie had that scouted but Amber is still not releasing Linda, the match is over! Leah: Wait! Look! Suddenly the fans cheer as Undine runs down the aisle, Undine slides into the ring and immediately nails Stephanie with a hard kick to the side of the head, knocking her off Moira and to the mat. Amber sees Undine in the ring and releases Linda and quickly rolls out of the ring away from her and stands on the outside, with a smug smile on her face. Undine stands, staring at her. JLT: Amber doesn’t want any part of these 3! Moira brings Stephanie to her feet and nails her with a fist to the face before ducking behind her into a full nelson position. Moira then calls out to Amber to get back into the ring or Stephanie gets it but Amber refuses and a smile plays on her lips. Moira then shrugs and shoves Stephanie forward towards Undine, Undine kicks her and pulls her into a “Pitch Black Water” evenflow DDT to plant her on the canvas. Leah: Poor Stephanie! Her ‘master’ just stood there while she was beaten up! JLT: I guess she is her slave, she has to obey whatever Amber does! Undine, Linda and Moira then urge Amber to get into the ring, pointing at Stephanie but Amber shakes her head. Amber then motions to the trio about how she has a victory, Amber then turns around to walk backstage but Noriko Lee is standing there and suddenly nails her with a Singapore cane shot across her face, knocking her down to the padded floor. JLT: Noriko Lee just took out Amber Burton with a cane! Leah: Haha! Noriko then stands over Amber’s body and drops her cane, she smiles and stares at Amber as she lies motionless. Noriko then turns and heads up the ramp with satisfaction running through her veins, the three divas in the ring then raise each other’s arms in the air as the fans cheer. [The lights fade slowly and as the pink banner floats across the DivaTron, the camera focuses on the Blonde Ambition fan club who give excited squeals before reaching down and picking up boxes of popcorn and begin eating while watching the screen as if they were in the cinema.] Bombastic Announcer: And now once, again, the moment you all have been waiting for… here is Blonde TV! Leah: Gah! Why haven’t they cancelled this show already?! No one even likes it! JLT: Hey, I kind of like this show! Leah: Congratulations, you’re the only fan. JLT: I wonder what’s going to happen this time! [JLT excitedly settles into her seat, the sounds of “Barbie Girl” blast through the stereo system as the big screen flash clips of the women that make up Blonde Ambition… Carley, Courtney, Meggie, Tiger Lily, and Felicity just before “Blonde TV” logo appear on the screen in big letters and a blonde wig falls on the ‘T’.] [We open up on the home of Tiger Lily, where we find the Monroes accompanied by Meggie charging up to the front door.] Carley: I wanna ring the bell this time. Courtney: No…me this time! Carley: Nuh-uh you rang it last time! Meggie: Does it really matter? Just ring it together. Carley:But… Courtney: But… Meggie: Fine I’ll ring it then! [Meggie reaches over the Monroes heads and rings the bell herself and Rosario, Lily’s housekeeper answers the door.] Carley: Hiya Rosie! remember me? I’m Carley Monroe and and this my sissy Courtney and and one of our bestested friends ever MEGGIE!!! Rosario: Hola! Courtney: Aloha, Ro-Ro! Meggie: Buenos Tardes Senorita. Carley: so um is Lily here she said she had a super duper surprise for us! Rosario:Yes, come in girls. [Before Rosie can finish her sentence the Monroe sisters rush into the house with Meggie trailing behind. The impatiently search around the house for Lily.] Carley: Lily we’re here! Lily: (from the top of the stairs) Oh good! I’ll be right down! The three blondes sit down on the sofa, the Monroes on either side of Meggie. Carley:(bouncing on the sofa) This is so fantabulously exciting! A present after Christmas and and before my birthday! Meggie: Hmm I wonder where she is? Lily comes down the stairs with a large smile on her face, carefully carrying a bunch of figures. Lily: I know you’ll just DIE when you see them! Carley: oooh oooh what you get? Courtney: show us, I’m so excited, I have to pee! Lily: I think these are totally cute…and LOOK! Each figure is one of us! Lily hands out the action figures, which are modeled to look like each Blonde Ambition member. Carley: Thanks Lily! Now my Carley action figure can beat up the boogeyman when he scares me at night! TEE HEE Courtney: These are the most blondest ambitionist toys ever! Meggie: Mine looks totally hot, and the tan is great! Lily: I’m glad you guys like them! [Just then door bell rings again and Lily runs to answer it.] Lily: I’ll get it! [Lily opens the door to find Felicity talking on her cell phone; she walks right past Lily and is immediately set upon by the other members of Blonde Ambition.] Lily: Oh…well come on in, Felicity. [Felicity hangs up while dealing with hugs from Courtney, Carley and Meggie.] Felicity: Hey, how are my darling doing??? Carley:(shoving her action figure in Felicity’s face like an excited child) Look Felicity Lily bought us these like totally cool action figures Courtney: Heeeey, Flick, check THESE out! Felicity: That's a nice one, does it come in the "blow up" variety? I bet that would be very popular. Lily: I got one for you too Felicity…here you go. [Lily hands it to her and Felicity examines the figure, looking only somewhat impressed with the gifts. A playful smile makes its way across Felicity’s face as she begins to tell the girls that she has a surprise in store for them as well.] Felicity: Great, Ashley will play with it later, but I hope you girls are not to worn out, because I brought a surprise of my own. Carley: ANOTHER surprise! What is it?! What is it?! Meggie: Yeah we really wanna know!! Courtney: EEP! TWO surprises in one day?! Felicity: Just come out and take a look. [All of the girls, except Lily, are then guided outside to Lily’s driveway where a shiny pink convertible is parked in front of the large house. Down the street there are four more cars parked, one for each of the girls of Blonde Ambition. Carley squeals excitedly at the sight of the lovely pink vehicles.] Carley: YIPPPEEEE! Meggie: Totally Gorgeous!! [Seeing Carley’s excitement from Felicity’s gift, Lily feels that her own gifts had been upstaged. Lily finally follows the rest of her teammates outside to examine the convertibles.] Lily: Wow…you bought everyone cars…cool. Felicity: Well I knew the fabulous group of Blonde Ambition can't not be looking their best, even when they are on the road. Lily: They must have cost you a pretty penny, hmm? Felicity: Well, quite a bit I guess, for someone who isn't a top star maybe. Lily: Yeah…I guess you do make a lot of money… Felicity: I've made a few good business choices, but I'm looking foward to the extra revenue when I become Unleashed champion. [Lily crosses her arms and turns away from Felicity, while the Monroe girls animatedly hop into the driver’s seat and begin to honk their horns obnoxiously, giggling the entire time.] Carley: Look at me, Courtney! I like look so beautiful in my pretty pink car! [Scene fades as both Felicity and Tiger Lily stand uncomfortably beside each other, while Meggie and the Monroes continues to celebrate…completely oblivious of the tension between them.] JLT: Well it seems Felicity tried to overshadow Tiger Lily! Leah: Who cares! Can we please watch something else now? Tag Team Match Aphrodite & Moira Storm vs. KibbyD & Morrigan Special Guest Referee: Meggie JLT: Meggie makes her officiating debut next as she is the special guest referee as Aphrodite and Moira Storm team up against KibbyD and Morrigan! Moira and Morrigan will be facing off against each other for the Rockford State Championship at Every Bitch But Me so tonight is a great opportunity for both of them to get in a damaging shot on their opponent! Leah: Yeah, and you know Aphrodite, Kibby and Meggie will all be taking each other on in that Cookie Bake Showdown. I can’t wait for that match but I have a feeling Meggie is going to be a biased referee tonight, she hates both Kibby and Aphy! JLT: I doubt she has a problem with either Moira or Morrigan though, I think they’ll both have to make the cover for their teams to avoid any cries of cheating or unfairness! Leah: Maybe she’ll just take her top off and give these fans a real treat. You know what Blonde Ambition are like… [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Paris, France; at a weight of 125lbs, accompanied to the ring by Livia, she is the Stripped Champion...APHRODITE!!! [The lights in the arena turn to yellow and orange and bright strobe-lights flash and with the sound of electric discarges 'The Storm Is Here' hits the speakers. Moira Storm walks out onto the stage at the top of the entrance ramp, greeting the fans with a wave of her hand and blowing them a couple of kisses before heading down the ramp, high fiving outstretched hands as she jogs towards the ring, then slides in, raising heself to her knees and glancing about the cheering crowd before jumping up to her feet. She heads to the far turnbuckles, climbs them and thumps her fist against her chest before raising it in a greeting to her fans. She then hops down from the ropes, ready to start the match.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Sydney, Australia; at a weight of 136lbs...MOIRA STORM!!! [ The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] John Roe: Introducing their opponents, first, hailing from Houston, Texas; at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied to the ring by DaisyD...KIBBYD!!! [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] [The lights dim and blue strobe lights replace the lights. Morrigan enters the arena through a lift on the entrance stage and through a inverted pentagram made of fire. Morrigan walks slowly down to the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle once in the ring.] John Roe: Her partner, from Parts Unknown; at a weight of 105lbs...MORRIGAN!!! [The sound of "About Us" by Brooke Hogan hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, wearing a referee's shirt, tied up to show off her midriff. She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly. She leaps to her feet and rolls into the ring, looking at all four women and pointing to her shirt and smiling.] John Roe: And the special guest referee for this match...MEGGIE!!! [Meggie calls for the bell as Morrigan immediately charges towards Moira and knocks her down into the canvas with a flying clothesline. Morrigan then begins to stomp on Moira as Kibby and Aphrodite head to their respective corners. Morrigan brings Moira to her feet and swings with a punch but Moira ducks and pulls Morrigan into a Samoan drop position on her shoulders.] [Moira then runs across the ring and leaps into the air, planting Morrigan in the canvas with the running Samoan drop “Walkabout Drop”. Moira then quickly covers Morrigan, hooking the leg as Meggie counts.] JLT: Moira’s got the upper hand early in this match, if she does this at Every Bitch But Me, she may go home with the gold! [1] [2] [Morrigan gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Morrigan needs some botox. That face ain’t right. [Morrigan lies on the canvas, holding her stomach and winded from the previous move. Moira then heads to the corner, she climbs to the top rope and prepares for a high-risk move but KibbyD begins to shake the ropes, causing them to become unstabile and eventually topples Moira, knocking her down to a sitting position on the turnbuckle.]v [Morrigan rolls to her feet and approaches Moira, she climbs up onto the turnbuckle and nails Moira in the head with a fist. Morrigan then leaps into the air and flips backwards with a frankensteiner from the top rope, slamming Moira into the mat.] JLT: Morrigan nailed a frankensteiner, Hell’s princess is only 17 years old, she seems too young to be pulling that move off so beautifully! Leah: Ugh, jailbait! [Morrigan then heads to her corner and tags in KibbyD, KibbyD comes into the ring and Morrigan brushes past her. Kibby approaches Moira, pouting and with a smug look on her face.] [Moira stands and faces Kibby, holding her head slightly. Kibby stares at Moira and flips her hair and pouts, Moira frowns and nails Kibby with a kick to the gut as some fans laugh. Moira then drives Kibby down into the canvas with a swinging neckbreaker.] JLT: Kibby needs to focus, Moira has a lot of experience and she focuses on wrestling, not posing! Leah: I love her skin tone, it’s caramel and gorgeous! [Moira then grabs Kibby’s legs and pulls her into a slingshot position, Moira glances at the corner behind her. Moira then leans backwards, catapulting Kibby through the air and smashing into the turnbuckle. Kibby holds her face, terrified that it may have been damaged in some way. Moira heads to her corner and tags in Aphrodite.] JLT: Australia and France are teaming up tonight. Here comes the Stripped Champion! Leah: FROG! [Meggie eyes Aphrodite as she turns into the ring, she struts to the centre like she’s on a catwalk. She stands and poses like a model, twirls and then struts back to her corner. She raises her hand for a tag to Moira but Moira shakes her head and shoves Aphrodite backwards into the ring.] [Aphrodite then turns to see Kibby charging towards her as Kibby leaps into the air and crashes into Aphrodite, knocking her down. Kibby then scratches at Aphrodite’s face and pulls at her blonde hair, as Aphrodite begins to scream at her hair being ruined. Meggie then breaks the catfighting divas up and separates them but Kibby takes offense at this.] Leah: How dare Meggie ruin a bitchfight! JLT: Kibby looks angry, Meggie isn’t taking anything from these divas! [Kibby then slaps Meggie across the face, Meggie stumbles backwards and holds her cheek, looking shocked. Meggie then grabs her shirt and points at it, warning Kibby and then slaps Kibby back even harder. Kibby stumbles backwards as Aphrodite catches her with a schoolboy. Meggie slides into position to count, counting fast.] [1] [2] [Morrigan breaks up the count.] JLT: Wow that was a fast count! Leah: I know, Morrigan almost soiled herself! [Kibby rolls out of the cover and stands to her feet, shooting Meggie a look of shock for the fast count. Aphrodite then spears Kibby backwards into the corner and begins to drive her shoulder into Kibby’s gut. Aphrodite then stands in the corner as Kibby holds her stomach, Aphrodite then pouts to the audience before nailing a knife-edge chop to the chest of Kibby.] [Kibby holds her chest as Aphrodite turns Meggie, Aphrodite points at Meggie’s chest and then turns to deliver a harder chop to Kibby but Kibby catches Aphrodite’s arm. Kibby then falls forward, executing an arm drag and sending Aphrodite flying across the ring towards Meggie.] JLT: Kibby sent Aphrodite right towards her title challenger! Leah: Meggie looks fat in that shirt. [Aphrodite then holds her arm and begins to rise to her feet, she stands and finds herself face to face with Meggie. Meggie smiles at her and then nails her in the face with a chick kick, knocking Aphrodite down to the canvas. Kibby then quickly runs over, she stands on Aphrodite’s perfect hair and then leaps into the air, landing with both feet on Aphrodite’s face and then jumping off again, completing the “Facial Treatment” finisher.] JLT: Kibby nailed her finisher, with Meggie’s assistance! Leah: Now here’s a cover! [Kibby then covers as Meggie counts, fast.] [1] [2] [Moira Storm interrupts the count.] JLT: Meggie’s counting really fast whenever Aphrodite and Kibby are the ones getting pinned, Moira was lucky to make the save! Leah: It’s hard being a referee, cut her some slack. She probably has a quiche in the oven and wants to get back quick before it burns! JLT: Where do you come up with this stuff? [Moira then points at Meggie for her fast counting and begins to complain to her, Kibby then stands and shoots a dirty look to Meggie as Morrigan runs into the ring to counter Moira being there. Kibby then high fives Morrigan to tag her in, Meggie protests the tag being illegal but Morrigan approaches Aphrodite and brings her to her feet, eyeing Moira.] JLT: Meggie needs to take control! [Meggie feels overwhelmed as Moira complains to her and Kibby starts pouting instead of leaving the ring. Meggie then has enough and shoves Moira backwards, Meggie then kicks Kibby and grabs her by the hair and runs with her to the ropes, executing a hair mare to send her flying over the top rope and crashing on the outside.] [Moira then shrugs at Meggie and runs towards Morrigan who has Aphrodite in a suplex position. Moira then grabs Morrigan from behind and lifts her up into an electric chair position, Moira then reaches up and grabs the back of Morrigan’s head, Moira then drops to a sit-out position and pulls Morrigan’s head her forward so she lands on the back of her head and completing the rubix cube “Down Under Bomb”.] JLT: Moira nailed her devastating finisher! The Down Under Bomb! Leah: They brew them well down under, mate! [Moira then stands as Morrigan lies on the canvas, Aphrodite stands pouting as Moira goes to leave the ring. Moira notices Aphrodite isn’t going to cover and rolls her eyes, Moira then approaches Aphrodite from behind and picks her up into a reverse scoop slam and slams her over Morrigan’s body for a cover. Meggie counts at a normal pace.] JLT: Aphrodite’s too dumb to cover, Moira did it for her! Leah: Meggie’s counting! [1] [2] [Morrigan gets her foot on the rope.] JLT: Good ring presence from Morrigan! [Aphrodite doesn’t realise Morrigan’s foot is on the ropes and stands, offended, thinking Meggie is trying to cheat her. Aphrodite then argues with Meggie and shoves her backwards, Aphrodite then swings with a chick kick of her own as revenge from earlier but Meggie ducks.] Leah: Aphrodite is fighting the referee! [Aphrodite spins around with her back to Meggie following her missed shot, Meggie then shoves Aphrodite forwards as KibbyD has entered the ring. Kibby then runs towards Aphrodite as the Stripped Champion runs towards her, Kibby then leaps into the air with a running facebuster “Suga Rush”, planting Aphrodite’s face into the mat.] JLT: Did you see that? Leah: It was like poetry in motion! [Kibby then covers as Meggie slides into position and counts very fast.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: It’s over! Leah: With a fast count! John Roe: Here are your winners…KIBBYD & MORRIGAN!!! JLT: Moira isn’t happy! [Meggie then stands and smiles, Moira Storm looks in shock from the corner and shakes her head. KibbyD stands and begins to celebrate, dancing and pouting for the audience as they boo her. Meggie then watches her and KibbyD notices. Kibby stops celebrating and stares back at Meggie.] [The angry Moira Storm then climbs into the ring and shoves Meggie forwards into KibbyD, Kibby then nails Meggie with punches to the face. Moira then leaves the ring, a little satisfied, as Meggie responds to the punches. Meggie then swings with a fist but KibbyD ducks and nails Meggie with a chick kick to the face, knocking Meggie down into the canvas.] Leah: So many chick kicks! JLT: Kibby took out Meggie! [KibbyD then stands over Meggie and leaves the ring with an angry expression on her face but her anger is replaced with joy as the sounds of Paris Hilton fill the arena again. Kibby then celebrates on the ramp, dancing to her theme song as Meggie, Aphrodite and Morrigan all lie stirring on the canvas.] JLT: Well KibbyD and Moira Storm both survived this match but I think that will stand them in good stead for Every Bitch But Me! I can’t wait for their matches then they can have a proper, as you say, “bitchfight”! Leah: Stop stealing my lines! Standard Match Tiger Lily vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: We’ve reached the main event of our show and I think it’s needs no introduction! Leah: Wow, you’re getting lazy. JLT: Me?! John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall to a finish, with a thirty minute time limit. Introducing first…from Orange Country California… The crowd gives a huge ovation, as they turn their attention to the stage area. The Jumbotron begins to flicker, as the opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system. The large screen Jumbotron lightens, to displays footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. John Roe: Tiger LiLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY!!! YYYYEEAAHH!!! Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. behind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display.As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience. JLT: These fans here in St. Louis love Tiger Lilly…and obviously she loves them right back! Leah: Yeah…well isn’t that just Peachy…we’ll find out in a minute just how much Yuku Shiro loves Tiger Lilly! Tiger Lily finally makes her way to her corner, anxiously turning her attention from the fans to the stage area, as John Roe brings the microphone to his lips to announce her adversary. John Roe: …and introducing her opponent…hailing from Tokyo Japan… YYYEEEAAHHH!!! "Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. John Roe: Yuku SHIRRROOOO!!! JLT: The Unleashed Champion making her way to the ring…and she doesn’t appear to be in a particularly good mood… Leah: Why should she be…she’s wasting her time fighting the likes of Tiger Lily…I mean this is Yuku Shiro…a bonafide wrestling icon…and she’s wrestling this cheerleader from Florida? I’d be pissed too! JLT: Well Tiger Lily is no slouch in the ring… Leah: Yeah…we’ll she’s no damn Yuku Shiro…not by a long shot! Yuku ,nearing the ring, hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring. Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match. Tiger Lily locks her eyes on Yuku, who glances at her opponent for a moment, then walks solemnly to her corner of the ring. DING! DING! DING! JLT: And hide the woman and children…the action is underway… Leah: You actually bothered to make something that lame up? Yuku shoots across the ring and grabs hold of Tiger Lilys long blonde hair. She quickly snap mares Lily to the canvas, driving her knee hard into the small of her opponents back. Tiger moans in pain, as Yuku grabs at the corners of her face and cheeks and rips back on her opponents head. Leah: Looks like Tiger Lily is getting a face lift! JLT: Looks like Yuku isn’t wasting anytime here tonight! Lily quickly shoots her leg backwards and kicks Yuku between the eyes. The Japanese Icon abandons her hold for a second, to which Tiger Lily quickly slips behind her and grabs hold of her trunks. She rolls up the surprised Unleashed champion as the referee darts across the ring to make the count. ONE! TWO! No! Yuku quickly kicks out! Leah: Not even close! JLT: Looks like Tiger Lily was trying to sneak an easy win! Leah: Well she’s gonna have to try a hell of a lot harder than that to get a win over Yuku Shiro! Shiro springs to her feet, not wasting a moment to acknowledge the quick pinfall attempt by her opponent she drops Tiger with a blistering clothesline. Shiro reaches down and grabs Lily again by her blonde hair and jerks her off the canvas. She fires a knee to Tiger’s midsection, which quickly doubles the smaller blonde beauty over. Yuku nails Tiger Lily over the back of the neck with a clubbing blow; again dropping her to the canvas. JLT: It looks as though Yuku Shiro is looking to make a statement here. It’s no secret the Japanese star is not exactly impressed with a lot of the so-called Beauty queens here in Divas Unleashed. I don’t think she has a ton of respect for their skills… Leah: Well it’s true…a lot of these girls are all beauty and not a lot of athleticism…I think Yuku doesn’t appreciate the fact that they get title shots because they look like cover girls… JLT: Well that’s not exactly true… Leah: I’d say it has a lot of truth behind it! Shiro again fires a knee into Tiger Lily’s midsection, sending her smaller opponent sailing hard across the ring and crashing into the opposite corner turn buckle. Yuku quickly follows up her Irish whip with a stinger splash, but to her shock Tiger Lily flaps up her elbow and catches the Japanese star right between the eyes as she goes in for the stinger splash. Yuku stumbles backwards, falling shoulders first onto the canvas as Lily recovers from the earlier exchange. Leah: Tiger Lily again catching Yuku off guard! Tiger Lily grabs onto the knees of her opponent; putting her gymnastic ability on display as she flips forward, bridging Yuku Shiro into another pinning predicament. Once again the referee drops to the canvas and starts to count down the champion. ONE! TWO! No! Shiro again kicks out! JLT: Another close call! Leah: Not close…just opportunistic of Tiger Lily. She’s getting a few nice moves in no doubt, but you get the feeling that Yuku is going to really take it too her very soon… Yuku again gets to her feet, but this time Tiger Lily grabs the Asian beauties arm and torques it awkwardly against her body. A look of pain begins to form of Yuku’s face, as Tiger fires a series of sharp toe kicks into her exposed ribs. Tiger pulls Yuku off the canvas, dropping down hard as she rings out the Unleashed champions arm. JLT: Impressive offense by Tiger Lily…she’s giving up nearly 50 pounds to the larger Yuku Shiro, but that hasn’t seemed to intimidate her… Leah: Very true…generally with a lot of the Japanese wrestlers its more a case of them being the smaller, quicker wrestlers. In this case its Tiger Lily with the speed advantage Yuku again gets to her feet, but Tiger Lily continues her assault as she shoots her shoulder into the back of Shiro’s thigh. Yuku screams in pain, as she drops to the canvas holding her leg. Leah: Lily working on the powerful legs of the Queen of Hearts. If she can weaken her vertical base things will be a whole lot easier for her… JLT: Absolutely…and that’s clearly the strategy she’s using… Lily again slips behind Yuku, measuring the champion as she scurries to her feet. Tiger Lily tosses her hands on her shoulders and goes for a backcracker against the champion, but Yuku lunges for the ropes and Lily ends up landing unceremoniously on her backside. THUD! Leah: God that’s embarrassing! JLT: Yeah…and it didn’t look particularly comfortable either! Yuku quickly refocuses herself, then turns her attention to her downed opponent. She races to the ropes, then bounces off; nailing Tiger Lily with a shining wizard as she starts to get off the canvas. Yuku quickly makes the cover, as the referee scuries in to make the count. ONE! TWO! No! Tiger Lilys feet on the ropes! Leah: Yuku should of pulled her away from the ropes before going for the pin…she might have been able to put her away with that Shining wizard… JLT: It was certainly a high impact move…might of done the trick! A look of annoyance grows deeper on the champions face, as she again whips Tiger Lily off the canvas and into a vertical base. She positions herself to Tiger Lilys side, then grabs her by the throat and slams her hard onto the canvas with a painful Russian leg sweep. Yuku quickly rolls onto Tigers chest, cinching her far side leg as the referee moves in to count the pin. ONE! TWO! No! Tiger Lily gets a shoulder up! JLT: Tiger Lily very tough here tonight…the stakes are so high and she’s really determined to defeat Yuku tonight! Leah: Yeah…well that’s easier said than done… Yuku again shakes off disappointment, quickly getting to her feet and measuring Tiger Lily as she staggers to her feet. The lady fist grabs Tiger Lilys head from behind, jumps backwards pulling them with her, and slams the back of their head into the mat. SPLAT! JLT: That might be it…Tiger Lily just ate one hell of a reverse X Factor there… Leah: Yeah…stick a fork in her… A smile slowly forms on Yuku’s face, as she again covers Tiger Lily for the pin. The referee once again races across the ring to make the count, and the audience hold their breathe in silent anticipation. ONE! TWO! TWO and a quarter… TWO and a half… TWO and three quarters… No! Tiger Lily kicks out! Leah: What the hell? JLT: Tiger Lily kicks out! Tiger Lily kicks out! Tiger Lily showing all the courage in the world tonight! She is really having a strong showing against the womans Champion! Leah: I saw surprised to see her kick out of that…dare I say…impressive? The look of confidence quickly washes from Yuku’s face, as the Japanese star nods in silent respect to her tough challenger. Yuku again pulls Tiger Lily to a vertical base, but this time…in a near act of desperation…Tiger Lily reaches up and grabs Yuku’s long black hair. She tucks the crown of her head under Yuku Shiros mandible and drops down to the canvas…drilling the Unleashed champion with a jaw breaker. THUD! Yuku’s head snaps back, as the powerful Japanese star drops to the canvas. The crowd cheers wildly, as Tiger Lily stumbles to her knees in the center of the ring; appearing to exhausted to make the pinfall cover. JLT: Tiger Lily might be able to get the pinfall…if she can muster up the strength to crawl over there and cover Yuku Shiro! Leah: Both woman are exhausted by this time…this match has taken a heavy toll on both of them… TIGER LILY! TIGER LILY! TIGER LILY! YUKU! YUKU! YUKU! Lily slowly crawls over and makes the cover on Yuku, as the referee once again drops to the canvas to make the pinfall count. ONE! TWO! No! Yuku gets a shoulder up! Lily’s face again drops, as the hopes of a pinfall victory are again dashed. The blonde beauty quickly shakes off her disappointment and replaces it with a handful of Shiro’s hair. She jerks the Japanese star to her feet, but catches a knee to her midsection for her troubles. Yuko quickly regains the momentum as Shiro whips Tiger Lily hard to the corner turnbuckle. The ring shakes violently as the blonde bounces hard off the post. The crowd responds with a thunderous cheer, as Yuku Shiro darts towards her staggered opponent with a hellacious spear. A split second before impact, Tiger Lily sidesteps the spear and Yuku crashes face first into the turnbuckle. KA-SPLAT! JLT: Yuku Shiro moves the ring with that impact! What a collision… Leah: Yeah, she might be missing a few teeth after that one! Yuku staggers back towards the ring, but as she wobbled in reverse Tiger Lily sends a razor sharp Snaggletooth chick kick crashing into her temple. Yuku drops to the canvas, as Tiger Lily goes back to the corner and ascends to the top turnbuckle. With a quick gesture to the crowd, Lily springs off the top rope, and performs a perfect somersault in mid-air before crushing her opponent with a frog splash. 450 Splash. JLT: Don’t look now…but its time for some Summer Lovin’ Leah: How corny can you be? JLT: Whats up, Tiger Lily? KA-SPLAT! Tiger Lily rolls onto the motionless Yuku Shiro, hooking her far side leg as she wraps her up for the pinfall. The referee races across the ring, dropping to the canvas to count the pinfall as the fans cheer wildly in the background ONE! TWO! THREE! YYEEAAHH!! JLT: She’s done it! Tiger Lily has defeated Yuku Shiro! Leah: Well don’t get so excited…it’s not like the belt was on the line! JLT: Well a win is a win! Huge victory by Tiger Lily! Lily pumps her fist in the air, then parades around the ring, waving to the cheering fans. Yuku lies on the canvas, holding her ribs from the impact of the move. Lily continues to celebrate and dances on the turnbuckle, several moments later Yuku sits up. She begins to stand to her feet, with Lily continuing to party with the fans. Suddenly, Felicity rushes into the ring and spears Yuku into the canvas. Felicity then begins to nail Yuku in the forehead with closed fists, Lily feels the impact of the spear shake through the ring and turns around to see Felicity attacking Yuku. JLT: Felicity is here! Leah: And punking a bitch out too! Lily leaps down from the turnbuckle and runs over, she grabs Felicity by the waist and pulls her off Yuku. Felicity spins around and frowns at Lily, Felicity then yells at Lily and points to Yuku but Lily fires back, explaining how she doesn’t believe in unmoral attacks. Felicity and Lily then continue to argue with each other, with the Blonde Ambition teammates standing divided and spewing anger. Leah: Why are they arguing? JLT: I think Felicity wants a shot at Yuku before the pay-per-view but Lily is too wholesome to let the blindside happen to Yuku! Leah: Ugh, you are dull Lily, let her attack that egomaniac! Felicity points at Lily in the face with her index finger but Lily slaps it away and the two continue to argue loudly, Yuku suddenly finds her feet and runs towards both of them, leaping into the air and nailing flying kicks to the side of both of their heads and knocking them both down to the mat. Yuku then grabs Lily and pulls her up, she grabs her by her attire and runs to the ropes, tossing her over the rope and sending Lily to the outside as she crashes into the padded floor. Leah: Now Yuku is cleaning house! Felicity finds her feet and runs towards Yuku, swinging with a clothesline but Yuku ducks and nips behind her, pulling her into a “Life Hammer” impact driver and slamming her down into the mat. Felicity lies motionless as Yuku stands, breathing a sigh of relief and wiping her brow. She picks her Unleashed Championship and raises it into the air, pointing to the belt and saying it’s hers as Exile fades off air. Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Frisco, Karlee, Matt, Meggie, Mike, Paul, Robert, Rob, Travis for contributing to the show! I was happy with roleplaying this week and glad at the number who helped out with match writing, thanks for that. We have Every Bitch But Me this week so hopefully we have an awesome show for that! Anyways, I hoped you all enjoyed the show! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-