Friday 11th May 2007
Earl's Court, London, England

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “Caitlin Is A Chav!”, “Jessie wot u finkin, u suk!” and “Rachel Stevens > Linda Ragnal!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile and we're coming to you live tonight from across the pond in the capital of the UK, London! We've got an awesome assortment of action all coming your way and you won't want to miss a beat and you should even start recording this show now, so you can watch the amazingness over and over again! I'm JLT and I'm joined, as always, by Leah! Leah: I hate London. It's freezing. JLT: It's still a great city despite the weather! Leah: No, Jamie! These British people have just been annoying as hell, how am I meant to understand what they are saying? I heard some of these fans in this arena talking in tongues! I hope I don't have to an exorcism tonight! JLT: I think those fans are just from 'up north', there are more cities than just London you know. Leah: I know, I know all about Scotland and their horrible accent and Wales and their sheepshaggers! I can't wait to get back to the US, at least the weather is nice there! JLT: Well, change is good and I like being in different cities! Leah: Oh God, do you remember how awful that world tour was when we went to those weirdo countries like Korea? JLT: Leah, don't start! Leah: I just want to go home! Can't you replace me tonight? Can't that bitch Krysta come out here and commentate while I spend the show in a sun-bed?! JLT: I think you are so close to being fired, you need to watch it! Standard Match Maya Okosaki vs. Sammantha Moore JLT: “We already have our Divas in the ring for the first match. Maya and newcomer Samantha Moore!” Leah: “Ok so let me get this straight….she was a wrestler in Miami and accidentally killed an opponent. Then she rolls to Pennsylvania on the comeback trail, and is training with Bobbi Jackson’s husband….” JLT: “You have the story right so far.” Leah: “Now why isn’t Bobbi all up in arms about this one? Amber played some minor patty cake on film and it’s an ass kicking offense. HER HUSBAND decides he’s going to TRAIN some new hottie, and that becomes ok somehow?” JLT: “She’s a wrestler…” Leah: “Showing her holds, rolling on the mat with her, and making her tap…or is that called tapping that?” JLT: “You shouldn’t be making that type of innuendo….” Leah: “How many wardrobe malfunctions do you think she has during training? How many adjustments do they both have to make after the malfunction?” JLT: “Enough! Let’s get to the match!” {Maya and Sammy are listening to the referees instruction, and in a surprising display the woman shake hands before the ref calls for the bell. The women lock up in the center of the ring, and Maya quickly ducks out, waist locks Sammy from behind, and takes her down. Sammy is quick, and manages to sweep Maya’s foot before she can get away, and drops her to the mat. Sammy gets up, and Maya nips to her feet with surprising agility.} JLT: “Interesting series of counter wrestling there…” {Maya holds one hand above her head, and Sammy nods. They tentatively lock fingers and begin a test of strength. Both women give it their all, but neither seem to be able to gain and advantage. Maya backs off a step, then falls back monkey flipping her opponent to the mat. She then rolls still holding Sammy’s hands, and attempts to straddle her chest for a pin attempt. Sammy is quick to get her legs up, and catches Maya in a leg scissors , and cinches down. Maya is forced to release the knuckle lock and attempt to find a way out of the predicament.} Leah: “This is pretty damn boring so far.” JLT: “There’s a little more to wrestling than blood. Look at this game of human chess these two are playing in front of a worldwide stage….” Leah: “Where do you come up with that ‘game of human chess’ stuff?” {Maya wriggles an arm inside, and breaks free and quickly rolls atop of Sammy with both legs hooked.} 1.….Kickout {Sammy wriggles free and is quick to her feet. She catches Maya in a nice sunset flip and rolls her up for a pin.} 1... {Maya wriggles out and grabs Sammy’s legs, turning her over into a pin.} 1.… 2.…kickout JLT: “It’s like a cruiserweight hustle out there! One move leading to the next, and some pretty spectacular near falls happening. It seems the Miami Vice CAN put on a wrestling clinic.” Leah: “Maya is holding her own in there, but she’s too goody goody with these new girls. I’d like to see her go all ‘Japanese buzz saw’ on one of these rookies just once.” {Sammy rolls away, and Maya stalks cautiously toward the newcomer. They go to lock up, and this time Sammy brings a knee into Maya’s gut. Maya stumbles backwards, and is caught with a standing drop kick. Maya gets to her feet and Sammy charges in looking to hit a clothesline, but Maya arm drags Sammy to the mat, and locks in a short arm scissors.} JLT: “That’s a vintage wrestling hold!” Leah: “Are you sniffing glue in the archive room again? Damn Jamie, Maya’s using a hold from the days of world war one and your about to touch yourself!” {Sammy grits her teeth as Maya bears in with the hold. She twists her forearm causing her neophyte opponent quite a bit of pain. Sammy forces herself to her feet, and Maya stubbornly refuses to relinquish the hold. Sammy grabs Maya by the tights with her free hand, and leans back lifting the woman in the air. She screams in pain as she digs deep to lift her own arm with the attached wrestler up to her shoulder. Maya tries to shift her weight to bring Sammy back to the mat, but Sammy wins the game of balance, and slams Maya to the mat with a great deal of velocity.} Leah: “Alright, now we see this little girl isn’t just another pretty face. She’s got some fight in her!” {Sammy pulls Maya to her feet, and whips her to the ropes, nailing her on the return with a clothesline that takes her Asian counterpart completely off her feet. Sammy bounds from the ropes, and jumps in the air hitting Maya in the forehead with a flying fist drop! Maya holds her noggin and thrashes a bit before rolling to her feet. Sammy goes in and attempts to hip lock Maya over but Maya blocks, chops Sammy in the midsection, and locks the new coming into a picture perfect Abdominal stretch.} JLT: “Maya Okosaki is a mastermind when it comes to wrestling moves and holds. I doubt there is any hold she can’t apply, or move she can’t execute with precision. As we’ve seen tonight, she can also dig deep into the arsenal and pull out moves no one expects.” {Sammy maneuvers Maya a bit, and manages to get hold of the ropes. Maya doesn’t even wait for the ref to make a five count. As soon as Sammy grabs the rope, Maya lets go. Sammy favors her stomach, and turns back to Maya who comes in with a hammer whip and sends Sammy into the corner. Maya follows right behind, and head scissors Sammy as she stumbles out of the corner. Sammy hit’s mat but rolls to her feet quicker than Maya, and nails the experienced grappler with a quick boot to the face. Maya hit’s the mat, and Sammy takes a little breather.} Leah: “The thing is Maya is one of the best on the roster to be sure, but she has no killer instinct. She will always break when her opponent gets to the ropes and won’t cinch a few more seconds of pain out. She won’t hit someone from behind if they are distracted. How the hell are you going to be Unleashed Champion without doing the things that make you a winner?” {Sammy Pulls Maya to her feet, and lifts her overhead and drives her to the mat with a Samoan Drop. Maya looks stunned by the blow and rolls on the mat helplessly, as Sammy moves to the corner and ascends the turnbuckle. Maya struggles to her feet and gets to one knee before Sammy bails off, and rolls her into a top rope sunset flip.} 1.….. 2.…… Thr…..kickout. JLT: “SO CLOSE!” {Sammy pulls Maya to her feet and whips her to the ropes, and bounding from the near side. The two collide in the center of the ring, each hitting the other with a clothesline, and falling lifeless into the center of the ring.} Leah: “They each went for the clothesline, and now it looks like a video of a car crash!” {Both women slowly climb to their feet, they stand and turn to each other. Maya approaches Sammy and tries to kick her in the stomach but Sammy catches her foot. Sammy then pulls Maya towards her, grabbing her into a t-bone suplex style position and lifting her into the air, slamming her into the canvas and completing Sammy’s “The Smoore” finisher.} JLT: “Nice move!” {Sammy pins.} Leah: “And a pin!” 1… 2… 3! John Roe: Here is your winner…SAMMANTHA MOORE! JLT: “Sammy defeated Maya Okosaki!” {Sammantha stands and raises her hand in the air with a smile on her face, suddenly full of energy. She runs to the turnbuckle and leaps onto it, posing for the audience as they cheer for her debut victory. Maya sits up and slowly stands as Sammantha celebrates, Sammantha approaches Maya and Maya extends her hand for a handshake. Sammy accepts it and Maya leaves the ring as Sammantha Moore continues to cheer herself.} JLT: “What a win for Sammantha, that will turn some heads tonight!” Leah: “Yeah, that was a good match. Her victory almost makes you forgive her for having two M’s in her name.” [Suddenly “Express Yourself” hits the PA system and the crowd begins to cheer at the sound of the familiar music. Tiger Lily finally walks out to the screaming fans dressed casually in a white t-shirt and jeans, her blonde hair flows down her back and she smiles brightly at the loving crowd.] JLT: Well look who it is! Leah: Ah crap, I thought she died? JLT: She didn’t die Leah! She was just injured, you’re so insensitive! [Tiger Lily saunters down the ramp way, taking her time to make small talk with the fans while she gives them all high fives. She hops onto the ring apron and slips between the ropes into the wrestling ring.] JLT: This is certainly unexpected; she wasn’t scheduled to make an appearance tonight! Leah: That bitch is hogging all of our air time! [Lily is handed a microphone by one of the stage hands and she waits for the audience to quiet down before she speaks.] Tiger Lily: You know I’ve always considered myself to be a pretty nice girl. I never attack people when they’re down, I’m always thinking about other people’s feelings and I would NEVER throw anyone off of a stage. It’s just not a very nice thing to do. I guess some people don’t feel the same way like that cougar Felicity for instance... [The crowd gives a mixed reaction, some cheer and some boo.] Tiger Lily: What can I say? She kicked me out of Blonde Ambition, she bested me at Every Bitch But Me, she threw me beautiful face off of a stage but after all that…I’m still here. Who does she think she is trying to push me out of Blonde Ambition like that? She thinks she can come in and take charge of one of the funziest stables like ever to hit Divas Unleashed? Did she honestly think that I was gonna give up after she rammed my beautiful face into those security barrier thingys? [Lily points to the barriers that separate the audience from the wrestling ring.] Lily: Well I got news for ya ‘Flick’ I may be down but not out…you see because-- [Lily is interrupted when “You Spin Me Right Round” by Dope suddenly plays through the speaker and the Divatron comes to life with Felicity’s entrance video. The champion herself then steps onto the stage dressed casually with her gold belt draped over her shoulder, glistening for the entire world to see. Felicity has a microphone in hand as well, she waits a few minutes for the crowd to quiet down before she speaks.] Felicity: Lily, I'm surprised to see you here after what I did to you in Toronto, just what the heck are you thinking trying to rile me up again? Do you really want a second helping of what happened then? Lily: You had to know I would be returning and now I am glad you are here so I can make this challenge. You see while you did give me a beating in Toronto, you obviously didn't put me away for good, but I'm sure you'd love the chance to try again. Felicity: Is that a challenge? Because I only face the top contenders in Divas Unleashed now that I am champion, and I've already faced you and won. Lily: It's a challenge, but not for tonight. I was thinking of you and me for the Unleashed title ... at Foresaken Destiny!!!! {The crowd cheers and Felicity looks around.} Felicity: Do you really think I should be headlining the biggest show of the year with you as my opponent? Lily: Yeah, wouldn't you love to be able to defend your belt there and finish me with the biggest audience of the year? Felicity: You know, that does sound pretty appealing. Lily: I figured you would enjoy that idea, being the glory hog that you are. {The crowd laughs.} Lily: So what do you think? Does that sound good to you? Felicity: You know ... it kind of does. I'll see you there Lily, and prepare to be humiliated once again. {Felicity throws down the mike and walks away, leaving Lily standing in the ring with a huge smirk on her face.} Standard Kristina vs. Noriko Lee JLT: Noriko Lee and Kristina are about to go one-on-one next, this will be interesting since both of them have totally different styles. Do you have a favorite in this match, Leah? Leah: I don’t know who I want to win, Kristina’s a psycho bitch but Noriko lies about being Asian! JLT: Keep in mind that Noriko is still pretty banged up from that hellacious hardcore match last week. Remember when she got slammed on those tacks? Leah: Of course, it was fabulous! [The lights go off leaving the ring in total darkness then as "1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to play a single red strobe light begins to flash slowly, then another red strobe light begins flash then another and another. Soon the strobe lights begin flashing faster until suddenly the arena lights kick back on and Kristina is seen crouching like a predator on one of the top turnbuckles in the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Salem Massachusetts, at a weight of 140lbs, representing the Angels of Death…KRISTINA! Leah: We should buy Kristina a toothbrush, her green teeth are nasty! I think I’ll start a charity for her. Poor thing, no wonder nobody likes her! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out while Maya Okosaki is behind her with singapore cane and Askai belt in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs, accompanied by Janine Johnson, representing The Tradition...NORIKO LEE!!! JLT: I’m worried about Noriko’s chances… Kristina has almost thirty pounds over her! Leah: Yeah Kristina’s bloated. JLT: She is not! [The bell dings and the two ladies begin to circle each other around the ring. Kristina charges at Noriko but the Askai champ swiftly hits a drop toe that sends Kristina to the mat. Noriko capitalizes on the moment and stomps on Kristina and hits a standing moonsault on Kristina’s back. Kristina rises to her feet and tosses Noriko into the ropes and attempts a back body toss but Noriko somersaults over her and rolls her up into a sunset flip pin.] JLT: Noriko’s looking for a quick win! Leah: Silly girl, doesn’t she know that never works? [1] [2] [Kristina pushes Noriko off with her legs, sending the Askai champ halfway across the ring. Kristina climbs to her feet and screams wildly after the near pinfall. She pulls Noriko to her feet by her hair and tosses her to the other side of the ring by the hair as a few strands are left in Kristina’s hands. Kristina smiles sadistically and smells Noriko’s hair before tossing them aside.] JLT: Would you look at that? Kristina is proud of what she’s done! Leah: Noriko’s gotta be pissed now, you don’t mess with a girls hair, even if they’re only sort-of-Asian. [Noriko uses the turnbuckle to pull herself to her feet but Kristina charges towards her and drives her shoulder into Noriko’s abdomen as she hunches over. Kristina charges towards her again but Noriko quickly slides out of the way as Kristina rams straight into the steel pole of the turnbuckle. Kristina screams in pain as Noriko rolls her up from behind with a school boy pin.] [1] [2] JLT: Noriko keeps trying to get the fast win! Leah: Can you blame her? Who would WANT to have to wrestle Kristina for a long time? Her teeth are disgusting! [Kristina angrily rolls out of the pin and stands to her feet. Noriko stands as well. Kristina attempts a clothesline but Noriko swiftly ducks underneath and grabs Kristina from behind. She drags Kristina to the ropes begins to choke out Kristina on the ropes until the referee commands her to stop. Noriko then whips Kristina into the nearest corner and mounts her. Noriko begins a 10 count punching combination in the corner as the fans chant along…] “One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-“ [Before the seventh punch, Kristina grabs Noriko by the throat and lifts her into the air with one arm. She walks to the center of the ring, displaying her strength as she holds Noriko in the air. Kristina screams madly before slamming Noriko back down on the mat with a hard chokeslam. Kristina quickly covers for a pin.] JLT: A chokeslam! This could be the end! Leah: Didn’t we talk about your ‘this could be it!’ comments? [1] [2] [Noriko manages to kick out at the last second.] Leah: Oooh pwned. [Kristina growls in anger and threatens the referee before lifting Noriko to her feet. She whips Askai champion into the ropes but Noriko quickly jumps onto Kristina’s shoulders on the rebound and drills her with a lightning-quick hurricanrana. The fans cheer for Noriko as she hops onto the corner turnbuckle and perches herself there while Kristina climbs to her feet. Noriko then jumps off the turnbuckle, hitting her “Kitten Caboodle” Molly-Go-Round and holding onto her legs for a pin.] JLT: The Kitten Caboodle!! This could be it! Leah: I think its bad luck whenever you say that, haven’t you noticed that no one ever wins when you say it? You’re a jinx Jamie! [1] [2] [Kristina kicks out of the pin and quickly stands to her feet. Noriko tries to her with a spinning heel kick but Kristina catches Noriko’s foot. Kristina flips Noriko over by the leg and Noriko lands hard on her back. Kristina then mounts Noriko and starts choking her out with her own bare hands until the referee begin counting. Kristina then stomps on Noriko for good measure and quickly climbs the turnbuckle, hitting her “Death on Swift Wings” moonsault.] JLT: A surprisingly agile move from Kristina! This could be…nevermind. Leah: Good girl. [1] [2] [Once again Noriko manages to kick out at the last possible second.] JLT: That’s the reason Noriko Lee is the Askai Champion! [Kristina sits up and leads out a huge scream that echoes around the arena, as the fans in the front row cover their ears. Kristina then brings Noriko to her feet and walks with her towards the turnbuckle, she rams Noriko’s head into the top turnbuckle repeatedly, bouncing it. Noriko tries to fight back but Kristina has a hard grip, after the game of head basketball starts to slow, Noriko manages to elbow Kristina in the face.] [Kristina stumbles backwards, holding her neck and you can tell by her face that Noriko is angry. She tries to keep her temper but she can’t and leans down, scooping up her Singapore cane from under the bottom turnbuckle and stroking it. Kristina then walks towards Noriko but Noriko lifts the cane and swings it at her, connecting to her face and knocking Kristina down into the canvas, seemingly out cold.] JLT: Did you see that?! Noriko just hit Kristina with her cane! Leah: That was hilarious! [The referee calls for the bell as Noriko stands over Kristina, gritting her teeth and breathing heavily.] John Roe: Here is your winner via disqualification…KRISTINA!!! JLT: Noriko’s been disqualified! [Kristina holds her head on the canvas, Noriko still stands over her with the cane in hand. Janine Johnson climbs into the ring and approaches Noriko from behind, she places a hand on her shoulder and Noriko turns, ready to swing but then realizes it’s Janine. Janine then calms Noriko down but suddenly Morrigan slides into the ring.] JLT: Here comes Morrigan! Leah: What’s she doing here? She should be in the old people’s home! [Morrigan approaches Noriko from behind and nails her across the head with her Askai championship, knocking her down on top of Kristina. Morrigan then turns to Janine and swings for her head but Janine ducks and snatches the championship out of Morrigan’s hands.] JLT: Janine’s fighting back! [Janine tosses the belt aside but Morrigan nails her with a stiff punch to the face, Morrigan then swings again but Janine counters and nails Morrigan with a shot of her own. Janine then grabs Morrigan’s arm and pulls her forward as Janine scoops her up with a powerslam style move and tosses Morrigan over the top rope to the outside of the ring.] Leah: Haha! Exit, stage right! As that Looney Toon character with the cold says! [Morrigan holds her body as Janine turns and helps Noriko up to her feet, Morrigan then stands on the outside of the ring but Janine stares at her. Morrigan then retreats, walking around the ring and grabbing Kristina by her leg and dragging her out of the ring. Morrigan then points at Noriko and makes motion to wanting her belt as she heads up the ramp.] JLT: It looks like Morrigan and Angels of Death wanted to give a beating to Noriko tonight but the tables turned! Janine saw Morrigan off and poor Kristina was blasted with a cane! She gets a victory but not the one she hoped for! Leah: I bet Lilith is going to be pissed off and eat one of their limbs or something. That’d be classic! *The Monroes are shown out in the top deck of parking garage that is across the street of the arena washing Tequilla's car* Courtney: Ooh its so awesome Tecky is letting us wash her car! I was begining to think she didn't like us as she was always so GRRRR with us and chasing us and stuff. Carley: Yeah she didn't like our think pink message or the nice kitty we drew for her with the ice cream. Courtney: yeah but this is sooooo much funzie!!! *Courtney flicks Carley with water* Carley: ewwww that water is like totally wet sissy Courtney: (grins) sorry! Okay now that the outside is done we need to the inside! and we have just enough water yay! Carley: That's so cool Tecky will be so happy with us that she might be come Blonde Ambition member number 6! *Courtney tries to open the door but it's locked and the windows are all rolled up* Courtney: The door is locked sissy! Carley: Let me try sissy you still don't know how to open the child lock but I do *Carley tries to open the door as well and this continues with all four doors* Carley: Tecky must've forgotten unlock the doors for us! Courtney: yeah! silly tecky! I guess we're just gonna have to leave it dirty! *pouts* Carley: Yeah and smelly too. oooh don't forget to throw the water over the side sissy. Courtney: oh yeah! We dont someone to kick over our water and slip and get hurt! No sirree! *So Courtney picks up the water bucket and dumps it over the side not paying attention to anyone who may be below* Carley: We did a good job sissy now the car is extra shiney and pinky. Courtney: Yeah! Tecky will be so pleased! *The Monroes scamper off inside unknowing that they had drenched both Amber and Bobbi who watch scornfully as the Monroes go inside* (The announce team of JLT and Leah sends the actions over to interviewer Holly Wentz who is standing by with KibbyD. The Texan Vixen is dressed in a tight corset top which is black and red, comes up to her neck as a choker and a mini skirt which is tight and black. She smiles brightly as her hair is pulled back in a tight pony tail with a bang on the left side of her face covering her eye. Her hair is a lot darker than before as it is coal like black. She has a devilish like smirk on her face as Holly begins to speak to her.) Holly: Um…I’m here with the Diva of the Month KibbyD. Kibby how are you feeling tonight? Kibby: Well, does it even matter. The only thing that matter is that I’m here. Holly: Um, you would like to say what Miss D? Kibby: (giggles} Listen Holly, these past weeks and matches didn’t matter. I have been on the losing end of the stick, first at Every Bitch but Me. Really, every bitch won but me. Things are going to change, I know it will and they will change at the next PPV. I want Meggie in a match at Divas Unleashes next PPV. Holly: Um…Kibby with all due respect, you are a singer, model, and an actress. Your in ring ability…well it kind of sucks. Do you really think you can handle Meggie? Kibby: What is it with you people! {Frowns} I will have you know that my in-ring skill has gotten much better. Plus I have a lot of new tricks up my sleeve. You know what since you think I can’t do it. I’m heading to the ring to call out Meggie for a match. Yeah that is what I will do. See ya Girly! (Kibby walks away as she claps her hands at the idea of heading to the ring to call out Meggie for a match.) Standard Avery vs. Morrigan JLT: We have Avery Jones once again doing her thing solo. Leah: She was amazing in her last match against Courtney Monroe so tonight should show her skills all over again. JLT: Yeah, but the competition looks to be one hard cookie. Leah: Yeah but it like I said before, Avery has so very manly attributes. JLT: Okay let’s not get into this again please. Leah: Okay, it looks like someone is on there way out. ["Fuck Ya Man" by Tila Tequila begins to play, and the lights at the top of the ramp blink in correlation to the beat. Avery walks out with her hands on their hips, and stop near the entrance. Avery slides underneath the bottom rope. Avery runs over to the corner and jumps up on the second turnbuckle, raising her arms in the air. Avery jumps down from the turnbuckle, awaiting their competition.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...AVERY!!! [The lights dim and blue strobe lights replace the lights as "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne begins. Morrigan enters the arena through a lift on the entrance stage and through a inverted pentagram made of fire. Morrigan walks slowly down to the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle once in the ring.] John Roe: And the opponent…MORRIGAN!!! [Both Females exchange a few trash talking words with one another before locking up in the middle of the ring. Avery forces her opponent into the corner and delivers a vicious slap to the face. Morrigan responds by taking Avery down to the canvas via a spear takedown. Morrigan begins to pound away on Avery’s face.] JLT: These girls are on each other. Leah: Girl and He-She. JLT: Can you please STOP! Leah: When the match is over I will. [The two females are up on their feet now. Avery eyes her competition as she walks around the ring as does Morrigan. They come back into the middle of the ring as they lock up again. Avery swings Morrigan back into the corner as she runs to hit a flying clothesline in the corner. She misses, landing her face into the turnbuckle.] Leah: OUCH! That had to hurt. JLT: I know it left so type of mark. [Avery feels around her mouth as Morrigan run behinds her and hits a bulldog. She smirks as she looks at Avery body on the mat. She covers for a quick pin.] 1… [Avery kicks out. After the one count.] JLT: The one count didn’t hold her down. Leah: Cause she is a beast JLT: Okay you’re getting worst. [Avery stands on her feet as Morrigan was coming with a clothesline. She ducks as Morrigan turns around, Avery kicks her in the stomach. Avery then sends a forearm to the face of Morrigan then a elbow then another. She then swings Morrigan to the ropes as she comes back Avery gives a drop-kick knocking Morrigan off her feet. Avery sends a couple of stomps to her body then pick her up. She gives a knee to the gut then sends her back to the mat with a suplex. She goes for an elbow drop but misses it.] JLT: Come On Leah: This Match is crazy. When did we get a freak show on-board? JLT: Ha…Ha…I don’t know? Ask the boss. [Avery clingues her elbow as Morrigan stands to her feet. She stomps on Avery as she begins to work on her elbow. She then kicks the elbow of Avery, she then laughs as she applies an Armbar to Avery. She gives off a scream as the submission move begins to hurt. Avery then makes it to the ropes and grabs it tightly. Morrigan lets go laughing loudly about her evil actions.] Leah: This Morrigan is crazy. JLT: Yeah, she is sick. Leah: I think I like that in her. [Avery struggles to the feet, as Morrigan runs over as she uses her forearm across the back on Avery. She then kicks the back of Avery as she has this wicked laugh of hers. She lifts Avery up by her hair as she then kicks her in the gut. Morrigan then hits a nice supplex and then a kick to Avery’s stomach for good measure. She then goes for another pin fall.] 1… 2… [Avery kicks out.] Leah: Look the man-chick isn’t giving in. JLT: No SHE isn’t. She has a lot more fight in here. [Morrigan laughs as she lands some punches in the head of Avery. She stands Avery up as she goes for a clothesline. Avery ducks as she then fights back with some punches of her own. Then she hits a clothesline out of nowhere putting both women on their backs.] JLT: Get Up! Get Up! [Avery hits a few uppercuts to Morrigan, she then bounces off the ropes and hits a head scissors takedown. She builds up enough momentum to go for another one. She awaits Morrigan to get back up, she does an Avery walks over and delivers a strong slap as Morrigan quickly turns her face back to Avery in anger. Avery talks some trash as she kicks Morrigan in the gut. She then hits a very impressive SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM. Avery goes for the cover. ] [1] [2] [3] JLT: She won! John Roe: Here is your winner…AVERY!!! Leah: The Manny WON. WOW! [Avery stands and poses for the audience as the crowd boos, Avery then flips her hair at them and struts out of the ring. Some of the fans step back at her scary appearance but Avery doesn’t care and struts up the ramp with a smile on her face.] JLT: Avery’s picked up another victory! Leah: She has once again proved to be the rising star. Wonder how that party with Ru-Paul and Lady Bunny turned out? JLT: Why do you even try to put things like that together? Tequila is seen coming out of a stall in the ladies bathroom and goes over to the basin to wash her hands and checks herself out in the mirror. Tequila: I can’t believe you accepted Lily’s challenge. Since when do you get to make the matches? That’s MY, I mean, that’s Shane’s job! Felicity: (from one of the other stalls) Lily challenged me! Not the other way around, I’m not going to back down from her challenge. If she wants a fight, she’s getting one! And I’m sure Shane is fine with it, Tequila. The sound of flushing toilet is then heard and Felicity saunters out and joins Tequila at the basins, there’s a brief stare down between the two. Tequila: We’ll see. I don’t know why you asked him over for Mother’s Day. What is wrong with you? Felicity: Me? It’s his child. I’m his child’s mother. See the connection? You should be buying me presents. It’s supposed to be my day! Tequila: Presents? You have to be joking, you didn’t buy me any WEDDING PRESENTS! I’m still waiting for those! The two are cut short by the bathroom door flying open as Suzie Woods drives Darla Daniels into the room slamming her into the side of the stalls but Darla kicks back sending Suzie reeling and almost colliding into Felicity and Tequila who flee from the room. Darla charges at Suzie only get kicked in the gut sending her crashing into one of the stall doors. Suzie then grabs Darla by the hair and positions her head in the stall door way and slams the door against the sideo the head Darla clutches her head she staggers back but Suzie isn’t done as she pulls her back to slam the door again, she goes for a third slam but some Darla is able break out of her grip and staggers away. Suzie: I’m not done with you yet bitch! Suzie goes to grab Darla only for Darla to pull her face first into the hand dryer, she doesn’t let go and slams Suzie again, Suzie is now dazed and Darla in complete control guides over to the the basin and slams her her head against one of them causing Suzie to drop to her knees. Darla then grabs the soap and shoves it into Suzie’s mouth while pulling her head back by her hair. Darla: You need your potty mouth washed out! here let me help! This only serves to fire Suzie up again as she’s able to shove Darla away coughing and gagging, Darla comes at her again only for Suzie to snare her into a headlock and punch away and Darla’s face before grabbing the same soap bar and forcing it into Darla’s mouth. Suzie seems content to let Darla choke on the soap but Darla manages to pull away landing on her rear end and spitting the soap out, Suzie begins to advance on her but Darla is quickly back up and rips the toilet roll despenser off and throws at her only for Suzie to throw it back and this is when backstage personnel finally show up and restrain the two but with great difficulty as both women are straining to get at one another. Tag Team Match Amber Burton & Bobbi Jackson vs. Courtney Monroe & Felicity JLT: Our next match is a tag team bout Felicity and Courtney Monroe will take on the team of Amber and Bobbi Jackson for pure tag glory. Leah: Pure tag glory? Corny much? Anyway, all these stables and tag teams are starting to piss me off. There’s just too much silicone everywhere. JLT: *cough*Jealous*cough* Leah: Now why would you be jealous of Felicity? Maybe because she’s the Unleashed Champion? Yes, it sucks to be you. JLT: I wasn’- nevermind. Felicity won the Unleashed Championship at Every Bitch But Me, becoming the first Canadian to hold the belt. That’s quite an achievement. Leah: I bet the canucks were partying hard that night. JLT: And who can blame them? Felicity isn’t the only title holder in this match, as her partner Courtney Monroe is one half of the tag team champions Blonde Ambition. Leah: In other words Boobi and Amber are pretty much done for? JLT: It’s Bobbi, and I wouldn’t count them out yet. These two ladies came here to put up a fight, and I think they will. Leah: But you have to admit her boobs are pretty huge. I mean, we haven’t seen a set like that since that Annabelle chick. JLT: Let’s just start the match shall we? John Roe: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for our tag team match of the evening Introducing first, hailing from Edmonton, Alberta Canada, she is...Amber [The arena falls into pitch blackness, and a video flashes to life. In bold pink numbers it begins counting down. 5.… 4.…. 3.… 2.… 1.… Pyro's explode from either side of the stage, as Saliva’s Ladies and Gentlemen blasts over the P.A. As the lights come up you see Amber on the stage doing the splits, and holding her fist high in the air. She wears a Diva’s Unleashed t-shirt over her wrestling gear, and it appears to be autographed, and strategically ripped.] Leah: She’s really good with scissors huh? [ The crowd roars it’s approval, and she nimbly rolls to her feet, and struts to the ring. She pauses at the base of the ramp, and circles the ring, apparently not happy with the stairs closest to the locker room. She feigns toward the opposite stairs, but instead rushes the commentators table, and jumps atop it and plays to the crowd. When she gets the appropriate crowd intensity, she seductively pulls off the shirt, and tosses it to a random fan in the crowd. She then slides into the ring, and stretches in the neutral corner.] Leah: Okay Was that really necessary? She almost knocked down my limited edition Divas Unleashed mug. JLT: Limited edition? Leah: If I told you where I got it, it wouldn’t be very limited, now would it? John Roe: And introducing her partner, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, she is...Bobbi [ I Wanna Be Bad by Willa Ford blasts over the PA speakers as Bobbi comes out and poses on the ramp to the hoots and hollers of the fans as she smiles brightly and blows a kiss or two to the crowd as she starts to walk down the ramp towards the ring as she slaps the hands of the excited fans at ringside as she gets inside the ring and poses for the fans in the arena.] Leah: She must shop in the big girl section for her bras. There’s no way she’s less than a double E. JLT: Oh stop. John Roe: And their opponents, hailing from Los Angeles, California, she is one half of the current Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champions. Ladies and gentlemen... Courtney Monroe [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amidst the smoke with hands on her hips as A Toast to Men by Willa Ford begins to play and multicolored strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in her corner she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] JLT: What an entrance from one half of the tag team champions. Leah: I so bought the Guide To Carly-ness. Everything’s in pink and stuff. JLT: Did you learn anything? Leah: Yeah. My job is so not funzie John Roe: And last but certainly not least hailing from Canada, the current Unleashed Champion, Felicity [ You Spin Me Round by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glasses over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity.] Leah: What an attention whore. [Felicity and Courtney stand in their respective corner, and the team of Bobbi and Amber follow suit. They talk amongst themselves, and eventually Bobbi and Courtney remain on opposites side of the ring, waiting as the bell is rung. They begin to circle one another, before locking up in the center. Courtney delivers a knee to Bobbi’s mid-section, hunching the big-boobied blonde over. She then knee’s Bobbi once more, and before slamming the Sinful diva on the mat by her hair.] JLT: Nice move by Courtney there. Leah: She’s a Super Chick. JLT: I won’t even ask. [Courtney tries a quick cover, but Bobbi kicks out before the count begins. Courtney, aka CM grabs Bobbi by the hair once more, and drags her to her feet. She slaps Bobbi across the chest in consecutive blows, backing the buxom babe into her and Felicity’s corner. Bobbi collapses in the corner, grasping her chest in pain. While Courtney argues with the referee over non-sense, Felicity grabs poor Bobbi by the hair from behind the ropes, forcing her to stand to her feet. The Unleashed Champion then wrenched Bobbi’s hair so the Sinful diva has to face her direction, and then jumps off the side of the ring, wringing Bobbi’s neck on the top rope Bobbi springs backwards, grasping her neck, and collapses on the mat hard. Amber steps through the second rope to tell the ref what happened, but Courtney quickly spears Burton to the canvas.] JLT: I can’t believe Felicity and Courtney are cheating Leah: It’s not cheating if you don’t get caught. Remember, good girls are bad girls who don’t get caught. [The referee breaks the two ladies up, forcing a pissed off Amber to leave the ring. CM covers Bobbi once more, and the count goes to one. Before Courtney can stand to her feet, Bobbi tries for a quick schoolboy, grasping CM by the tights for the pin. The count goes to a late two as Courtney manages a kick out. Enraged, CM begins delivering blows to Bobbi while down on the mat. The two women exchange brutal punches, but this time Bobbi comes out on top, and grabs Courtney by the hair, dragging her towards an empty corner. She decides to deliver some revenge, and taunts the crowd as she hits CM with an earth shattering chop to the chest ] Leah: I think I heard that echo through the arena JLT: That was quite a blow by Bobbi. She’s a whole lot stronger than she looks. [Bobbi continues with another crowd pleasing chop, but then decides to go for a few shoulder blows to CM’s abdomen. Bobbi then grabs Courtney by the hair, and snap-mares her to the mat leaving her sitting upright. She then quickly springs herself against the ropes, and delivers a brutal kick to Courtney’s back. CM yells in pain before rolling to her side, holding her back. Bobbi makes a quick tag to Amber and Burton enters the ring with a smile on her face. They stand on opposite sides of Courtney before locking their arms around her head with her hunched over in the middle. Then they deliver a flawless double vertical suplex.] JLT: Nice team work by Amber and Bobbi Leah: Well, they’re no super chicks, but that was okay. [Bobbi leaves the ring as Amber forces Courtney up to her feet. Burton immediately begins utilizing her martial arts expertise, delivering hard kicks to Monroe’s many, many openings. Amber delivers one kick to Courtney’s upper body, that sends the blonde down to the mat with a lot of force. Amber then flips the bird to the crowd, and laughs harshly in Courtney’s face. Felicity tries to get the crowd behind Courtney, stomping her foot repeatedly on the side of the ring, with the crowd clapping in sync. Amber forces CM up, and whips her into an empty corner. Courtney hits the turnbuckle with her back, and slumps slightly. Amber charges, but CM moves out of the way. Amber manages to stop herself, and reaches for Courtney, but CM grabs first and executes a nasty ddt. Courtney then falls down on the mat herself, still clearly feeling the effects of the last few moments of bumps.] JLT: Finally, Courtney is picking up some momentum. She better hurry and make a tag before it’s too late. Leah: ...... JLT: Stop reading that book [Courtney slowly crawls her way to the corner, but a revived Amber grabs her by the ankle, and drags her to the middle of the ring. Amber begins dancing seductively and attempts to drop ass first onto Courtney’s chest. However, the tag team champion pushes Amber forward, and then places her hands on the mat by Amber’s sides, using the steady ground to roll forward on her feet. She grabs Amber by the chin, and sits on her back, eventually locking in a camel clutch hold. The ref watched Amber closely, looking for any signs that the Sinful diva might want to give up. After two long moments, with the crowd and Felicity riling behind Courtney, Bobbi comes from behind with a kick to Courtney’s chin. Felicity tries to jump in, but the ref stops her immediately. Bobbi grabs Courtney up quickly while the referee is diverted and delivers a forward Russian leg sweep. She then carefully places Amber’s body over Courtney’s before scampering to safety. An enraged Felicity leaves the ring, and the referee turns around to see the scene.] JLT: This can’t be good for Felicity and Courtney Leah: If Mistress were here she’d made the boo-boo all better. JLT: Did you learn that from that silly Carly-ness dictionary too? Leah: No, I just haven’t said anything in awhile. Oh JLT: Do your job woman and pay attention I don’t care if it isn’t ‘funzie’ or whatever that word was [The referee counts...one...two...three? Felicity breaks it up Bobbi enters the ring and charges, but the Unleashed Champion delivers a kick ass clothesline that sends the buxom babe down to the mat with a loud thud. The crowd roars as the referee kicks Felicity out of the ring yet again. Bobbi rolls out to the side, leaving just Courtney and Amber in the ring once more. Courtney begins inching her way towards her corner with a look of determination on her face. Amber tries to stop her, but it’s too late by the time she gets there. Courtney tags in the Unleashed Champion, and Amber back peddles quickly with a surprised look on her face.] JLT: Finally Felicity is seeing some action here tonight Leah: That so didn’t sound right. [Bobbi tries to interfere once more, but Felicity gives her another clothesline. A riled up Amber charges the champion, but Felicity gores her down to the mat hard. Bobbi is up once more, and she tries to attack Felicity from behind, however, Courtney surprises her by yanking her hair back as hard as she can Bobbi is slammed down to the mat and Courtney wastes no time delivering blow after blow to her enemies face. Felicity grabs Amber up and delivers a brutal F-Bomb before making the cover. Unfortunately for the champ, the referee is entangled between Courtney and Bobbi, trying to break the two blondes up ] Leah: This match is such a hot mess. JLT: For once I agree with you. The referee needs to restore order. [After a few moments of chaos, Bobbi and Courtney are finally split up and they make their way to their respective corners. Felicity gives up on her pin on Amber, and throws the dark-haired beauty against the ropes. Amber springs forward, and ducks a clothesline. She springs against the opposite ropes, but becomes locked in-between Felicity’s arms. She doesn’t stay there long as the strong and agile Felicity delivers a belly to belly suplex. Felicity keeps a grip on Amber, and then delivers another belly to belly, followed by a belly the back suplex. Felicity then finishes off with a nasty brain buster suplex, that takes a bit out of her, but far more out of Amber.] Leah: Amber Burton has just experienced Multiple Climaxes JLT: You just wanted to say that didn’t you? Leah: Who doesn’t? It’s funzie JLT: *sigh* Felicity has just changed the pace of this match immensely. However, it can still go either way at this point. [Felicity keeps up her momentum by delivering three hard elbows to Amber’s chest before going for a pin. Bobbi makes the save before it reaches the three count. Felicity ignores the intrusion, and uses the opportunity to give Amber a hard knee to her mid-section. Courtney tries to attack Bobbi, and once again the referee is caught in-between the two women. Eventually Bobbi returns to her corner, but the ref has some trouble with the tag team champion Courtney. Felicity grabs Amber up and delivers a quick snap suplex before climbing the ropes. She tries to go for a moonsault, but Bobbi pushes the Unleashed Champion off, sending her crashing to the side!] JLT: Oh no! Felicity went down hard! Leah: Yeah no kidding. I heard the thud well all the way over here. [Courtney steps outside the ropes and returns to her corner, but it’s a little too late. Amber slides out to the side of the ring and rolls Felicity back inside. She goes for the pin, but the Canadian kicks out hard. Amber opts for another try, rolling Felicity up in a standing crucifix cradle pin. Felicity kicks out after a late two, and the crowd gasps in reaction. Amber shakes her head as she stands to her feet, and calls for Bobbi to climb the top rope. At that moment Felicity begins fighting back, striking Amber with blows to her abdomen. Bobbi is stalled on the top rope, and Courtney runs around to the side. Seeing danger, Bobbi climbs down and approaches Courtney herself. The two women scrap on the outside as Felicity begins to build a slow momentum against Amber inside the ring. Amber, being the Sinful Diva she is, rakes Felicity in the eye. The temporarily blinded Unleashed Champion stumbles backward as Amber delivers a clothesline, sending her crashing down to the mat.] JLT: Bobbi and Courtney can’t seem to keep their hands off one another. These two have been going at it from the start of the match. Leah: It’s a blonde thing. You wouldn’t understand. JLT: And you would? [Amber takes notice to the battle going on outside the ring, and walks over to the ropes to see what it’s all about. As she is distracted, Felicity comes up from behind, and grabs her in a backslide cradle that follows into a pin! The referee counts...one...two...three?...No! Bobbi grabs Felicity’s foot and drags the champion to the outside!] JLT: Felicity almost had it! Leah: Unfortunately for her almost isn’t quite enough tonight. [Bobbi begins stomping on the champion, and Amber slides to the outside to help. Courtney tries to help her partner, but Bobbi takes her down with a nasty super kick. Amber grabs Felicity by the arm and forces her to her feet. She whips the blonde against the steel steps, causing a huge echoing thud to go throughout the arena. The crowd boo’s as Amber spreads an evil grin across her lips. She rolls Felicity back into the ring, and attempts yet another pin. Felicity kicks out on two, and then rolls on her side. Once more Amber calls for Bobbi to climb the ropes, and the diva complies. Amber grabs Felicity up and holds the champion in place. As Bobbi leaps forward, Felicity moves out of the way, and Bobbi ends up hitting Amber with a flying drop kick from the top rope!] JLT: Oh no! That backfired on Bobbi and Amber! Leah: Yippie! [The force of Bobbi’s kick sends Amber so down hard it even causes the brunette to roll backwards, ending up face down on the mat. Bobbi has an absolutely shocked expression on her face, but has no time to make amends as Felicity gets a good grasp on her hair. The champion begins twirling Bobbi around in a circle like a helicopter before leaping into the air, and slamming Bobbi’s face hard into the mat. She tosses Bobbi over the top rope and waits carefully for Amber to come to, watching her like a tiger would stalk prey.] JLT: That mistake is going to cost Sinful Delights tonight one way or the other! [Amber turns to face Felicity and Felicity quickly kicks her in the stomach and pulls her into a powerbomb position and in an instant, leaps forward with a “Flick Driver” Canadian Destroyer to plant Amber into the canvas. Felicity quickly rolls Amber over and hooks the legs for a pin. The referee counts.] JLT: Felicity nailed the Flick Driver! It has to be over now! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…BLONDE AMBITION!!! JLT: Blonde Ambition have won! {Felicity stands up with a smile on her face but suddenly from behind comes Bobbi Jackson with a chair to the back, knocking Felicity down into the mat. Bobbi then helps Amber to her feet and Amber shakes off the Flick Driver, taking a few moments to recover. Amber regains her composure and she and Bobbi look at one another then to the Monroe sisters regrouping outside the ring. With a slight nod, the two women slide out of the ring and begin beating the two women down with a fervor. Amber slams Courtney into the barricade, while Bobbi bulldogs Carley to the concrete.} JLT: “Look at that!” Leah: “Finally someone is as sick of funzie as I AM!” {Amber and Bobbi Whip the Monroes back into the ring, and crawl in after them. Both Carley and Courtney are knocked silly with hard punches to the head. Bobbi Signals to Amber and They pull Carley to her feet. The pair double whips her shoulder first into the corner. The crowd who was already booing the Sinful Delights tandem is now really disgusted by them as Carley hangs unconscious between the second and third rope.} JLT: “This isn’t fair! There’s no reason to attack someone like this!” Leah: “Hey these two decided it would be funny to dump water on Amber and Bobbi! They did it knowing full well that these two are tempermental, an wouldn’t take it lying down!” JLT: “That was an accident, and the Monroes had no idea…..” Leah: “What the hell?” {Amber and Bobbi now turn their attention to Courtney. Amber has her by the hair near the ropes, while Bobbi scales the ropes. Amber whips the woman to the far side, and follows with a handspring, and nailing her on the return with a leg lariat! Courtney hit’s the mat and looks completely dazed. Bobbi comes off the ropes and nails the already wounded woman with a big splash! Courtney convulses under the impact and finally falls still in the center of the ring. Amber and Bobbi stand in the center of the ring and survey the carnage, and appear to be discussing the scene in front of the booing crowd.} JLT: “Well if they wanted to send a message it would appear that they succeeded!” {The women smile and reach inside their bodices, and pull out lipstick. Amber moves to Carley, while Bobbi drops on Courtney. Bobbi rips Courtney’s pants off, while Amber pulls off Carley’s wrestling shorts revealing both women’s underwear to the crowd. After that they both begin using their lipstick to write on their victims newly exposed areas. Amber is the first done, and she steps away from Carley revealing that one ass cheek now has Sinful Delights written on it in lipstick. Bobbi is also done, and has repeated the message on Courtney’s ass.} JLT: “This is just disgusting and degrading! I feel sorry for the Monroes!” Leah: “Cue bombastic announcer now!” {Bobbi smacks Courtney’s ass hard several times, and she stirs a bit, but for the most part doesn’t move. Amber moves to Carley and drops to her knees. With a smile she licks Carley’s but cheek, then swats her mercilessly for a few seconds. Carley stumbles out of the corner and falls near her sister. Amber and Bobbi smile at one another and get to their feet. Amber produces a pair of Sinful Delights underwear and twirls them around her finger before handing them to Bobbi. With a sadistic smile Bobbi stuffs the underwear in Courtney’s mouth.} Fade to Commercial (At ringside, the sounds of Paris Hilton hits the speakers as Kibby walks out. She is wearing her same attire as she wore backstage when being interviewed. She struts down to the ring with some fans boo and some just cheering because she is showing some skin. She walks up the steels stairs as she enters the ring. ) JLT: Wow looks as if Miss Kibby is mad. She was just backstage having a little bitch fit. Leah: Well, I just don’t want to hear her wine about her problem. She is Hollywood they have problems. (She gives a smirk as she reaches in for the mic. She looks at the noisy crowd before clearing her thought to speak.) Kibby: I have been cheated every since I made it upon myself to not let people run over me. The fans turn on me and now I guess I’m screwed. WRONG! I’m tired of being focus on my image of being eye candy, don’t you fools get it? It called a gimmick! The true dummies are those blonde bimbo’s. Yeah I said it BIMBOS! (The crowd boos as Kibby continues to speak.) Kibby: Yes, I’m a singer, actress, and model. Let me clear the air also since many like to call me a slut for this. Yes I did pose nude for Playboy! (The crowd cheers as some start chanting SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!) Kibby: Yeah chant it until you fall out. I have done it all, hate it or love it…I still better than you. (The crowd boos as Kibby flips her darker locks over her shoulder.) Kibby: This all leads me to calling the biggest ugliest bimbo in this whole federation. Yes Meggie, the orange freak. Bring your creepy ass out here because we have so much to take care of BITCH! You have my title; yes the Stripped title will be in my hands and I want it NEXT WEEK! So Meggie come on down. (Kibby holds her mic down to her waist as she waits for Meggie to walk out. Nothing happens for a while but then The sound of "Dangerzone" by Vanilla Ninja hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie doesn’t go from her regular ring entrance as she walks down the ramp heading to the ring. With the gold on her shoulder she smiles as out of nowhere Stephanie Sullivan attacks her from behind. Stephanie pushes her inside the ring as Kibby has a big smile on her face. Kibby exits the ring and grabs a chair and throws it inside the ring, Stephanie grabs it and take a shots at Meggie with the steel chair as Kibby enters the ring. She grabs the mic and gets in Meggie’s face. ) Kibby: Listen up Megz. That title belongs to me and it will be mine all mine at Forsaken Destiny. That is a promise sweetie. (Kibby slaps her in the face as she continues her trash talk.) Kibby: Now what Meggie?! What are you going to do now?! Huh?! (As Kibby trash talks she slams the mic down as Courtney and Carely runs down the ramp heading for the ring Kibby and Stephanie exits as soon as they enter. They run up the ramp as the giggle and laugh at what they did to Meggie.) JLT: Can you believe what Kibby just pulled off. She uses her team mate to attack Meggie. Leah: I have to give her credit; she just played the hell out of Meggie. If she is granted that Match against Meggie. It will be one hell of a fight. (The camera gets a close up image of Kibby as she has a wicked smile on her face. The scene then moves else where.) Standard Jessie Lockhart vs. Linda Ragnal JLT: Next up is Jessie Lockhart and Linda Ragnal going head to head. These are both very talented young ladies and I'm looking forward to a highly competitive match. Leah: I'm not sure these girls have enough fire in them to make this match good, but seeing as I'm getting paid for it, might as well watch it. JLT: Well, I'm willing to wager it will be worth even your while. The two women stand in the ring while Moira Storm walks about outside, a bit nervous. JLT: Moira is here to support Linda Ragnal even though she has a match of her own coming up next. The Oceanics are a tight team. Leah: I wonder how she plans to help Linda. JLT: I'm sure she's just here to give her emotional support, maybe some advice and that's all. Leah: Well, that's a bit boring. JLT: This match will be settled by the abilities of the competitors, just like every match should be. At the sound of the bell both women charge out of their corners and at one another. Linda swings her arm at Jessie for a Clothesline, but Jessie ducks under it and before she knows it Linda is taken down with a Schoolboy for a quick pin-attempt. Linda manages to kick out before the referee counts even one. JLT: Jessie tries to take the win right at the start of this match. Leah: Would have been pretty disappointing if she'd won THAT fast. JLT: True. I think they have PLENTY to show us before this is match ready to end. Jessie tries to close in again and push her advantage, but Linda manages to grab her arm and before Jessie has time to try and stop her momentum Linda drops down and pulls down on her arm to send her over with an Armdrag. Jessie bounces right up and charges in again, only to get sent back down with another Armdrag. This time Jessie as Jessie gets up Linda cuts her off with a Headlock, holding onto her opponent's neck tightly. Jessie backs her way to the ropes and leans against them, then uses the rebound to push Linda off and send her running. Linda goes with the momentum handed her, hitting the ropes and coming back even faster then she went, but as again she goes for the Clothesline Jessie grins and just drops down out of the way, sending Linda's head bouncing off the canvas with a Drop Toehold. JLT: Some very high quality wrestling in the early goings of this match. Leah: Ugh, I just wish they'd pick up the excitement level a bit. The crowd seems DEAD. JLT: They do not. You're the only one in this arena who isn't into this match. Jessie lunges over Linda, taking her over with an Oklahoma Roll into another pinning predicament. [1] Linda kicks out just shy of two. JLT: Still a bit early to go for a pin with a lot of hope of success, I think. Both women get up, then without pause lock up in the middle of the ring, jockeying for better position. Linda seems to be getting the advantage thanks to her greater strength, but Jessie manages to counter it by slipping right under her arm and reaching up under Linda's arms for a Full Nelson, but Linda isn't about to get caught by surprise, turning the situation around by quickly around Jessie and locking her arms around the more lightly built woman's waist. Linda bridges her back, going for a German Suplex, but releases her at the apex of the throw, sending Jessie high up into the air. Somehow Jessie manages to use the momentum to her advantage as she flips right over and lands on her feet. Linda looks surprised as she hurries to her feet, only to get nailed with a quick Dropkick. Jessie jumps right back up and spreads her arms as the crowd cheers her athletic proves. JLT: Linda has yet to really get any momentum going so far in this match. Leah: Maybe if she lost the wig it would help her wrestling. Linda is soon up as well and grabs the posing Jessie by the arm, spinning her around to face her and going for a kick to her gut, but Jessie catches the foot before it connects. Jessie's grin soon fades however as suddenly Linda just brought her free foot around hard and fast, smashing it into the back of Jessie's skull in an Enzuigiri and sending her face first down onto the canvas as Moira cheers her on. JLT: What a shot! That Enzuirigi connected PERFECTLY. Linda gets up and heads for the nearest corner of the ring, stepping out through the ropes to climb up to the top rope, but the kick doesn't keep Jessie down long enough for Linda to capitalize on it and the blond drops down, straddling the top turnbuckle with a pained grimace on her face as Jessie shoves her feet out from under her. Jessie takes a moment to give her opponent a point and a laugh before closing in on her, but this proves to be a mistake as Linda kicks her right in the face, sending her stumbling away. Moira cheers her team-mate as Linda stands up on the top rope again and launches herself through the air, grabbing the stunned Jessie's head in mid-flight to nail her with a hard Bulldog. She quickly turns Jessie over onto her back and hooks a leg for the pin. [1] [2] Jessie kicks out before three. JLT: Linda is starting to get in the big hits now. If Jessie doesn't regain the momentum she had going this match might very well soon be over. Leah: I TOLD you it wouldn't be much of a match. JLT: What are you talking about? It's ALREADY a great showing by both women and frankly, I don't think it's over yet, not before the bell rings again. Linda shows signs of frustration as she gets up, smashing her fist into the canvas of the ring. She rushes to the nearest corner again, grabbing the top rope, then jumping up to land in a low crouch on it. She has to steady herself before looking back over her shoulder at her opponent, only to notice she's not there any more. As she tries to look around her feet are again pushed out from under her and again she finds her self straddling the top turnbuckle, this time with her back to the ring. Jessie shakes her head as she's still recovering from Linda's previous attack. Leah: The wig-wearing one got caught making a mistake. JLT: Linda Ragnal went for the high-risk and this time it doesn't seem to be paying off. Jessie climbs up onto the second rope, places her head under Linda's left arm, slips her right arm around the blond's waist and her left under her thigh. Jessie steps up onto th top rope, then hoists Linda up into the air before falling backwards into the ring, planting Linda right on the back of her head with a Super Backdrop Suplex, the impact simply thunderous. JLT: What a brutal hit Linda Ragnal just took! This might very well be it. Leah: Hah! No way did her neck not break from that. Jessie has to take a moment to shake her head and clear it up before crawling over to Linda, rolling her over and laying across her chest for the pin. [1] [2] Linda kicks out JUST short of three as the crowd cheers loudly, really into the furious battle between the two fan-favorite, and Moira jumps up and down with joy. JLT: I can't BELIEVE it! Leah: No way! That HAD to be a slow count! Jessie doesn't seem able to comprehend what happened as she sits up, her mouth hanging open in confusion. She gets up, looking down at Linda as the blond slowly turns over and gets up to her hands and knees. Jessie steps over Linda's back, straddling her and reaching down to clasp her arms around the blond's throat in a Sleeper, but Linda suddenly grabs Jessie's ankles and just yanks the right out from under her, managing to get her feet under her and bridge back to place the weight on Jessie's shoulders as they slam against the canvas. Linda keeps her back bridged, Jessie's ankles tightly in her grip as the referee dives down to make the count. [1] [2] Jessie shoots a shoulder up off the canvas JUST barely before three. Linda groans as she gets up, waiting for Jessie to do so as well, then when she does Linda grabs her arm and Irish Whips her into the ropes. She waits as she comes running back, then goes for a Dropkick, but Jessie manages to duck her head under the kick, keeping her momentum going. As Linda stands back up she turns around right into a big Spear that almost knocks her right out of her shoes. JLT: The Cerebral Charge! Leah: Ouch. You can bet she'll feel that in the morning. Ha! Jessie looks like she's about to hook Linda's leg for the pin, but she hesitates, then stands up, backing her way to the furthest corner of the ring and dropping into a three point stance, gesturing at Linda to get up. JLT: She's going for ANOTHER ONE? Leah: Knock the crap out of her! Linda slowly rises to her feet as Moira screams at her from ringside to look out, but Linda seems too out of it to understand what the Australian is trying to say, slowly turning around to face the already charging Jessie. At the last possible moment Linda sidesteps the oncoming Jessie, grabbing her around the waist and planting her feet to yank her right off the ground into a Release German Suplex. Jessie lands hard on the back of her head, slumping over and laying still. JLT: What a counter by Linda Ragnal! Linda grimaces and holds her shoulder as she stands up, the momentum she had to fight to nail the Suplex clearly took a toll on it. She doesn't let the pain slow her down though as she runs across the ring, hits the ropes and comes at Jessie with a forward Somersault before jumping high up and curling her body to come crashing back first across Jessie's midsection to deliver her finishing move, the Tidal Wave. JLT: Tidal Wave! The referee makes the count as Linda lays on top of Jessie, with Moira counting along. [1] [2] [3] The bell sounds and "Just A Girl" by No Doubt hits the speakers. Moira slides into the ring and helps Linda up, then raises her arm as the crowd cheers the victor of the match. JLT: Great showing by Linda Ragnal. Leah: I suppose it wasn't all that bad. The camera takes us backstage and we can see Crystal Hilton roaming through the backstage area. Crystal finally stops when she reaches Holly in the hallway. Crystal stops to catch her breath as she begins to speak to her Crystal: “Hey Holly is everything going alright” Holly: “Yes it is, sorry I couldn’t respond to your phone calls, I was really busy this weekend” Crystal: “It’s alright I just wanted to make sure everything was alright. You didn’t deserve what Yuku did to you last week, and I just wanted to make sure that she didn’t do it again and that you are alright” Holly: “I am fine, a little shaken up but I am alright. I am just a little worried about you. You took some beating last week from Yuku and Caitlin defending me. I would be really worried if something happened to you because of me” Crystal smiles as she just stares back over at Holly Crystal: “Don’t worry about it, just consider me your guardian rose goddess” Holly: “Will do” Crystal: “Well anyway I got a match to get ready for, The so called ladies of rage are going to pay for what they did to us last week. This match is going to be for you Holly” Crystal smiles at Holly as she begins to tip toe away down the hallway and Holly thinks about it for a couple of moments before running back over to where Crystal is. She grabs Crystal, and Crystal turns around and looks at her Holly: “Hey…… Maybe you and I could hang out some time. Maybe at starbucks” Crystal: “That would be nice, I love my star bucks” Crystal smiles as she continues to head off down the hallway with Holly smiling in the background Tag Team Match Caitlin Fairchild & Yuku Shiro vs. Crystal Hilton & Moira Storm JLT: We’ve got the main event of our show next and we’re in for a scorcher, we’ve got the in-ring return of Caitlin Fairchild as she teams up with Yuku Shiro to take on Crystal Hilton and her partner Moira Storm! It’s the Ladies of Rage versus The Oceanics! Leah: I hope my girls Crystal and Moira win! They’re way better than Big Red and Sucky Shiro! JLT: Caitlin seems to have the advantage in this match, she’s practically double the size of everyone at 7 foot tall! I think Crystal might still banged up from Caitlin’s assault last week too but I don’t think we can count out the Oceanics, Moira’s speed will be a deadly counter to Caitlin’s power! Leah: Yeah, that bitch is slow! [Crystal steps forward to start the match as Moira heads to the team corner. Caitlin will kick it off for her team, the referee calls for the bell and Crystal immediately runs towards Caitlin. Caitlin nails Crystal with a big boot to the face, knocking Crystal straight down into the canvas. Caitlin then smiles, chuckling to herself.] [Crystal holds her jaw and climbs to her feet but Caitlin grabs her and whips her to the ropes. Crystal hits them and bounces back as Caitlin grabs Crystal and hoists her onto her shoulders into a death valley driver position. Caitlin tries to execute the move but Crystal counters and lands on her feet behind Caitlin.] JLT: Crystal’s going to use her agility to beat Caitlin! Leah: Imagine if Caitlin’s partner was a dwarf, that would be so hilarious! [Crystal then leaps into the air and dropkicks to the back of Caitlin’s knee, causing it to buckle and Caitlin to fall to her knees on the canvas. Crystal quickly nips up to her feet and hits the ropes, she runs towards Caitlin from behind and leaps into the air, grabbing her hand and planting her in the canvas with a bulldog.] JLT: Nice move from Crystal! [Crystal covers Caitlin.] Leah: Go girl! [1] [2] [Caitlin kicks out, sending Crystal literally flying across the ring.] JLT: Whoa, look at the power of Caitlin! Leah: Eh, it’s so-so! [Caitlin sits up and climbs to her feet. Crystal looks shocked at Caitlin’s strength but doesn’t back away from her. Crystal runs towards Caitlin and tries to nails a spinning kick to Caitlin’s stomach but Caitlin catches Crystal’s foot. Caitlin then nails a dragon screw to Crystal, sending her into the mat and tries to apply an ankle lock.] [Crystal fights the submission and uses her arms to push her body off the canvas and uses her free leg to boot Caitlin in the face. Caitlin releases the hold as Crystal finds her feet. Caitlin stands as does Crystal and the two divas stare at each other.] JLT: They’re both trying to out-psych each other! Leah: Ooh, it’s just like Jerry Springer before all the inbreds start fighting! [Crystal then points to Yuku Shiro to tag in but Caitlin wants to wrestle and beckons Crystal to come forward, Crystal then points at Yuku once more but Caitlin still refuses to make the tag. Crystal then heads to her corner and tags in Moira Storm.] [Moira immediately begins to climb the top rope as Caitlin watches her, Caitlin stands, ready for action. Moira reaches the top rope and leaps forward, hoping to take Caitlin down with a flying crossbody but Caitlin catches her. Caitlin then nails a fallaway slam sending Moira flying across the ring and crashing down to the canvas.] JLT: I saw that coming, nice try from Moira. Leah: Moira rocks my socks. [Caitlin then stands and heads to her corner, she tags in Yuku Shiro. Crystal looks on annoyed as the Ladies of Rage. Caitlin brings Moira to her feet and plants her on her back on the canvas with a scoop slam. Yuku Shiro then runs towards Caitlin, Caitlin catches her and tosses her up into the air.] [Yuku spins around in mid-air and lands with a leg drop across Moira’s throat. Yuku then hooks the leg.] JLT: That was a good double team from Ladies of Rage! [1] [2] [Crystal interrupts the count.] Leah: Yay! [Yuku then begins to stand up from the cover but Crystal doesn’t want to leave the ring and begins to nail Yuku in the face with forearms. Caitlin Fairchild comes back into the ring and approaches Crystal from behind. Caitlin picks Crystal up into a back suplex and easily lifts her off her feet, Caitlin then turns and approaches the ropes. She tosses Crystal forward, sending her flying over the top rope and crashing to the outside.] [Caitlin dusts her hands and heads back to her corner, Yuku then heads back to Moira who’s sitting up on the canvas. Yuku tries to bring Moira to her feet but Moira suddenly nails Yuku with a surprise small package, rolling Yuku into a pin.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Yuku rolls out.] Leah: Nobody ever wins with those surprise pins, Jamie. [Both women find their feet. Yuku approaches Moira and swings with a hard clothesline but Moira ducks and nips behind Yuku, she pulls her into a German suplex and plants her into the canvas. Moira then quickly rolls to her feet and heads to her corner, tagging in Crystal Hilton.] [Yuku climbs to her feet as Crystal comes bounding into the ring, Crystal approaches Yuku and leaps into the air, attempting to nail a Lou Thesz press but Yuku drops down to lie on her front on the canvas. Crystal hits thin air but manages to land on her feet near the ropes. Before she can turn around, Caitlin Fairchild uses one of her long legs to strike Crystal in the face with a kick.] JLT: That’ll knock out some teeth! Leah: Ugh, using her freaky legs to cheat! BITCH! [Crystal stumbles and from behind, Yuku pulls Crystal’s head back into a dragon sleeper and Crystal up into a “Life Hammer” position but Crystal counters by shifting her body weight, causing Yuku to bend backwards and Crystal to land on her feet with Yuku in a tombstone position. Crystal then drives Yuku into the mat with a piledriver.] Leah: YAY! Go Crystal! That’s my girl! [Crystal covers.] [1] [2] [Caitlin interrupts the count.] JLT: Caitlin’s always there to interrupt the pin! [Crystal takes exception to the interruption and approaches Caitlin from behind as she leaves the ring, dropkicking her in the back. Caitlin stumbles forwards but doesn’t turn over as Crystal turns back to Yuku, Crystal begins to bring Yuku to her feet but Caitlin spins her around and kicks Crystal, pulling her into a powerbomb position.] [Caitlin then adjusts Crystal on her shoulders into an airplane spin position but Moira Storm charges into the ring. Moira hits the ropes and runs towards Caitlin but Caitlin knocks her down with a big boot. Caitlin then spins Crystal around several times before nailing her with a stunner.] JLT: What a move from Caitlin! [Caitlin then stands to leave the ring as Yuku covers Crystal.] JLT: Here’s the pin! [1] [2] [Moira interrupts the count.] Leah: Thank God! [Caitlin then approaches Moira and grabs her by her hair, she places Moira on her shoulders and signals for a death valley driver but Moira counters, swinging her legs off Caitlin’s shoulders and falling to the canvas. She grabs Caitlin’s head in the process and plants her in the canvas with a reverse x-factor.] Leah: How sexy was that? [Yuku stands and brings Crystal to her feet, Yuku whips Crystal into the corner and props her on the top rope. Yuku then climbs up with her and pulls her into a suplex position but Moira comes from behind, she ducks between Yuku’s legs and lifts her into an electric chair position. Moira then grabs Yuku’s head and drives it into the canvas with a “Down Under Bomb” rubix cube finisher.] JLT: She nailed the Down Under Bomb! Leah: Take THAT Yuky! [Crystal then stands on the top rope as Moira rolls Yuku onto her back and moves her into position, Crystal then leaps forward with a 450 splash “Rose Whip” connecting to Yuku and holding her position for a cover. The referee counts as Moira scouts for Caitlin to interrupt the pin.] JLT: Crystal nailed the Rose Whip straight after! It has to be over! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Leah: YAY!!! John Roe: Here are your winners…THE OCEANICS!!! [Crystal rolls out of the ring with a smile on her face and raises her arms in the air. Moira joins her and the two high five as Caitlin Fairchild stands in the centre of the ring, shocked. The Oceanics celebrate with the fans, slapping their hands as they make their way around the ring and up the ramp.] JLT: The Oceanics have scored the upset! I don’t think this will go down too well with Ladies of Rage! Leah: Screw them, my girls rock! [Exile fades off air with an angry Yuku Shiro sitting up and burning a hole in Crystal with Caitlin Fairchild dumbfounded and Crystal and Moira’s smiley faces on the ramp.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Karlee, Kibby, Mike, Mikko, Nea, Rob, Paul, Robert, Todd, Travis and everyone else I've forgotten for contributing to the show! We had another 100% week of roleplaying which was good, you continue to impress me. I hoped you all enjoyed the show! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-