May 4th 2007
General Motors Center, Vancouver, Canada

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: “Felicity Fears Ageing!”, “I Dream Of Janine” and “DU Needs Lacey!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile! We're live from our second Canadian show, this time in the fabulous city of Vancouver! We've got an awesome show for you tonight, you won't want to miss a minute! The crowd here is electric and they're all looking forward to a great edition of Exile! I'm JLT and I'm joined as always by Leah! Leah: Yeah, and it's ridiculousy cold here. My nipples are still hard, I've tried to dim my headlights but it's too DAMN COLD! They won't go down! I guess my erect nipples are a treat for all your viewers at home! You sickos! JLT: Leah, is this really appropriate conversation to be opening the show with? Half of our viewers could have turned off from what you just said! Leah: Turned off? Turned on more like! Please, if they're offended by my nipple talk they've obviously never watched Divas Unleashed before! Don't you know most of our viewers are horny teenage boys? JLT: I'm sure there's a wonderful selection of wrestling fans out there too! Leah: At least my boobs are real, unlike Bobbi Jackson's! Have you seen them? You could sink the titantic with one of them! How she doesn't suffocate herself at night is a miracle JLT: Leah, you don't know that her boobs are fake! She could be naturally well-endowded! Leah: Oh whatever! It looks like she's stuffed two basketballs down her bra and came out to wrestle! JLT: ANYWAY! Leah: Let's just do the show, I can't continue with this ludicrious nonsense! I have to get home tonight in time for the re-run of Veronica Mars! JLT: You're unbelievable... Tag Team Match Darla Daniels & Suzie Woods vs. The Oceanics (Linda Ragnal & Moira Storm) JLT: We have the debut from Darla Daniels and the return of Suzie Woods next as they take on The Oceanics in tag team action! And judging from the rumours I’ve heard all week, Darla and Suzie already have problems with each other! Leah: They need to be focused if they want a victory over the Rockford State Champion and the wig-wearing Linda tonight! The Oceanics have them on experience! JLT: This should be an interesting match, I want to see if Darla and Suzie can put their problems aside tonight otherwise I think Moira and Linda will be leaving with the victory! Leah: Yeah, I hope Moira’s rocking a fabulous weave tonight like she did last week! [Darla Daniels and Linda Ragnal start off the match first, stepping forward from their team corners. The referee calls for the bell and the two tie-up, Linda gets the advantage and arm drags Darla into the mat. Darla rolls to her feet and runs towards Linda but Linda leaps into the air and onto Darla’s with a hurricanrana taking her down into the mat.] JLT: Linda’s got great agility, I think she could be challenging for the Askai title you know, if she lost a few pounds! Leah: Yeah, she’s obese! JLT: She’s not obese, Leah. [Darla stands and stares at Linda. Both women circle each other and tie-up once again but this time Darla gets the advantage and pulls Linda into a snap suplex, planting her into the mat. Linda rolls to her feet and tags in Moira.] Leah: Do you think we should start referring to the part of tag matches where Moira’s not in the ring as ‘the calm before the Storm’? JLT: Shh! Here comes Moira! [Darla charges towards Moira but Linda and Moira nail a double clothesline to knock her down into the mat. Moira then stomps on Darla and brings her to her feet, Moira whips Darla into the corner. Moira then runs towards Darla and leaps into the air, connecting with a flying splash in the corner.] [Moira then places Darla on the top rope, she climbs up to join Darla and tries to pull her into a superplex position but Darla elbows Moira in the face and shoves her sideways, sending Moira tumbling over the top rope, clipping the apron and falling to the outside of the ring.] JLT: I don’t think Darla meant to do that! Did you see the way she fell? Leah: It was like she fell off a cliff! [Darla then hops down from the turnbuckle and rushes to her corner, she tries to tag in Suzie Woods but Suzie drops down from the apron and folds her arms. Darla looks offended and leans through the ropes, swinging at Suzie to try and make a tag but Suzie stands and shakes her head.] [Darla looks angry and turns back to the ring but by this time, Moira has recovered and stands on the apron. She leans back on the ropes and springboards into the ring, connecting to Darla with a flying dropkick. Darla hits the mat, holding her face as Moira rolls to her feet. Moira tags in Linda and they nod to each other.] JLT: It looks like they’re planning something! [Moira then approaches Darla from behind, grabbing her in a waistlock and bringing her to her feet. Moira then lifts Darla up from behind into an electric chair drop, with Darla on Moira’s shoulders. Linda Ragnal perches on the top rope, with Darla’s back to her. Linda then leaps forward, jumping onto Darla’s shoulders and nailing a reverse hurricanrana.] JLT: Whoa, what a move from the Oceanics! Leah: That was pretty cool! [Darla hits the canvas as the Oceanics complete their “Reign Cycle” move as the fans cheer. Linda covers Darla, hooking the leg.] JLT: Linda’s covering! [1] [2] [Suzie breaks up the count.] Leah: Suzie thinks she’s such a rebel! [Linda stands but Suzie hasn’t finished yet, Linda turns to Suzie and Suzie nails her with a hard fist to the face, knocking Linda into the mat. The referee ushers Suzie out of the ring and she finally leaves at her own discretion. Darla then crawls towards her corner, she holds her head.] [Darla approaches Suzie and nails her with a knife-edge chop to the chest to tag her in, Suzie holds her chest and looks pissed off. Darla then rolls out of the ring so Suzie can’t tag her back. Suzie heads into the ring and approaches Linda. She nails Linda in the face with left and right fists and then knees her in the stomach.] JLT: Suzie’s a brawler, when she was in Divas Unleashed previously, she would spend most of her matches wearing her opponents down with hard punches and kicks! Leah: Ugh, what does think this is? UFC?! [Suzie then tries to drive Linda into the mat with a DDT but Linda rolls out of the move, holding on to Suzie’s arm and ducks behind her. Linda then tries to nail Suzie with a German suplex but Suzie elbows Linda in the head. Linda stumbles backwards as Suzie runs to the ropes.] [Suzie bounces back and runs towards Linda, Suzie leaps forward with a flying clothesline to knock Linda into the canvas. Suzie then begins to stomp on Linda, kicking her towards the corner. Linda slumps over the bottom turnbuckle as Suzie begins to execute some old fashioned mud hole stomping.] Leah: Suzie’s going to stomp a hole in Linda’s chest if she’s not careful! It’d just be like Death Becomes Her! Have you seen that movie? JLT: Leah! Focus on the match! [Suzie finally stops with the blows and pulls Linda up as she stands in the corner. Suzie then begins to drive her shoulder into Linda’s stomach but Linda manages to counter and hoists herself up using the ropes and wraps her legs around Suzie’s stomach and falls forward with a sunset flip.] JLT: Nice counter from Linda! [1] [2] [Suzie gets her shoulder up.] Leah: That was close, I don’t know what I want to win this match! Moira’s got rockin’ hair but then Darla Daniels has a better name! JLT: It’s nice to see you have such superficial reasons, you haven’t changed at all since you arrived in DU! [Linda and Suzie both roll to their feet, Suzie marches towards Linda and swings with a punch but Linda ducks below the swing and grabs Suzie by her neck and drives her into the mat with a neckbreaker.] [Linda then heads to her corner and tags in Moira. Moira climbs into the ring but Suzie spins Linda around, preventing her to exit. Linda and Moira both nail a forearm to Suzie’s face as Suzie stumbles backwards. Linda and Moira then both try to double kick Suzie in the stomach but Suzie catches one of their feet. Linda and Moira then look at each other and leap into the air, nailing a double enziguri kick, sandwiching Suzie’s head.] JLT: Ouch! That had to hurt! [Moira covers Suzie.] [1] [2] [Darla interrupts the count.] Leah: Darla saved her partner, even though she hates her! If I was her partner, I’d let Suzie burn! BURN I say! BURN! JLT: I think it’s time for you to take your medication… [Moira brings Suzie to her feet as Darla stands and turns to leave the ring, before Darla can, Suzie spins her around and slaps her on the shoulder, tagging her in. Suzie then carelessly tries to leave the ring as Moira stands with a frown. Darla shakes her head and chases after Suzie, saying it’s not a legal tag but Suzie ignores her.] JLT: Suzie’s not playing by the rules but Darla wants to! Leah: Ugh, miscommunication! Why can’t people just listen to each other? The world would be a better place! JLT: I think you’re so right Leah, half of the time these partners would win matches if only they listened to each other. Linda and Moira listen, they understand each other and that’s why they have a better chance of winning. Don’t you agree? Leah: Huh? I wasn’t listening, I was staring at that fat woman in the front row. She seems to be enjoying Moira’s ass way too much. JLT: I give up. [Darla then spins Suzie around but Suzie spins around and shoves Darla backwards, telling her to fight Moira. Darla shoves Suzie back and Suzie nails her in the face with a fist, Darla stumbles backwards as Linda Ragnal runs into the ring. Linda spears Suzie down into the canvas and begins to nail her with right hands. Moira then rolls Darla up into a school boy as the referee counts.] JLT: Moira has a roll-up! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It’s over! Leah: Hahaha! John Roe: Here are your winners…THE OCEANICS!!! [Moira then rolls to her feet and stands with a smile, the referee calls for the bell as Linda climbs off Suzie and approaches Moira. The two hug and Moira holds her championship belt up into the air as The Oceanics celebrate a victory. Darla sits up in shock, Moira and Linda then shake Darla’s hand and leave the ring, celebrating their victory.] JLT: The Oceanics pick up the victory, they wrestled a good match but victory was handed to them thanks to the miscommunication between Darla and Suzie! I really like the Oceanics as a team though! Leah: Stop kissing ass, I love a good old fashioned bitchfight! If Divas Unleashed was always nice, we’d end up like Rachel Stevens! Yes, viewers, you Wikipedia THAT reference! JLT: Stop insulting our viewers! [Suzie Woods rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor, holding her face from Linda’s assault as Darla stands and watches Suzie standing on the outside. Darla then heads in the opposite direction to her, heading through the crowd.] {We cut to the locker room area where Amber and Stephanie can be seen holding on another in a loving embrace. Stephanie is crying, and it seems Amber is trying to soothe her. A few moments pass, and Kibby walks into the room. At first she is all smiles, but quickly realizes that the situation in this room is serious. Amber smiles warmly at her, and motions her towards them. Kibby comes forward and sits on the bench, Amber moves Stephanie to the bench and gives her a soft kiss.} Amber: “I would prefer she didn’t watch this match.” Amber begins. “However if she insists that’s fine. But under no circumstances is she to leave this room.” Kibby: “Ok.” {Amber smiles at the pair and walks to the door. She pauses and looks back.} Amber: “Stephanie, I’ll be back, and everything will be ok.” {Amber walks out and closes the door. Kibby comforts Stephanie the best she can, but the woman seems convinced that something bad will happen tonight. She mutters the same phrase over and over again.} Stephanie: “I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all!” {Fade to black} Call Me Mistress Match Amber Burton vs. Bobbi Jackson JLT: “No matter what happens in this next match, someone is going to be owned!” Leah: “Huh?” JLT: “Amber and Bobbi in the first ever ‘call me mistress’ match. This came to a head two weeks ago when Bobbi found racy photos of her tag team partner on his laptop computer…” Leah: “Why are we all of a sudden blaming Amber?” JLT: “Well it’s obvious that her posed with another woman’s husband, in that manner, was wrong.” Leah: “Well why is it all her fault? I saw the footage! I know exactly what happened! When Amber backed her rump up to Showtime, and put his hand on her ass, he sure as hell wasn’t complaining! Judging from what I saw, it looked like he was having a good time! Why isn’t he in trouble? Why isn’t Bobbi jumping in the ring with him?!” JLT: “You can’t be serious. I can see where this situation might have grown out of proportions…” Leah: “Out of proportions? Look Jamie, the guy had some porn on his computer. The same thing happens every day, and very seldom does it escalate to some weird ‘call me mistress match’.” JLT: “I think the point was that Amber wasn’t some internet dolly, but rather a co-worker with whom Bobbi believed to be a friend.” Leah: “Friends share.” JLT: “Husbands?” Leah: “Some do I’m sure. I’ll bet Amber would share Stephanie if you asked.” JLT: sigh “Let’s kick this thing off….” Leah: “Quit acting like your not interested!” John Roe: “It’s time now for the first ever ‘Call me Mistress’ match. This match has no rules, no time limit, and no boundries! A winner will be decided when one of the divas says the words ‘I quit Mistress’ into the referee’s microphone. Introducing first from Pittsburg Pennsylvania, Bobbi Jackson!” {"I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford blasts over the PA speakers as Bobbi stomps through the curtain. The fans give her a warm reception and she smiles weakly as she stomps to the ring, ignoring her usual posing routine. Showtime follows behind her looking a bit like a whipped puppy. He watches sadly as his wife slides into the ring and bounds from the ropes, obviously ready to begin the match. The announcer gets out of the way as he senses the angry vibe from the young woman.} JLT: “No posing or playing to the fans tonight. Bobbi Jackson is intent on kicking ass!” John Roe: “And her opponent, from Edmonton Alberta Canada, Amber Burton!” {The P.A. booms Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva as Amber steps from the locker room amidst a chorus of boos. Much like Bobbi she skips her usual striptease routine and makes a beeline for the ring. Even more surprising is how she makes her appearance alone. Stephanie is no where to be seen. Amber enters the ring, and Bobbi is right there to greet her, and they have a short verbal exchange before the referee puts Bobbi into her neutral corner.} Leah: “No Stephanie? Pretty odd for Mistress Amber to leave her favorite toy in the back.” JLT: “Either way we are likely to see two women really light up the arena.” {The referee calls for the bell and the woman circle one another warily. Bobbi chants spread like wildfire throughout the arena, and she points to her husband, then at Amber with menace. They go for the lock up in the center of the ring, but Amber wiggles free and gets a quick go behind, and rides Bobbi to the mat with a simple takedown. Bobbi wiggles free, and returns the favor with a double leg takedown, sending Amber to the canvas flat on her back.} Leah: “Scientific wrestling?” JLT: “Maybe they are feeling one another out.” {Bobbi moves to jump on the prone brunette, but is caught in the gut by a hard kick. Bobbi stumbles back, and Amber nips to her feet, and begins laying in martial arts kicks to the stomach, chest, and head. Bobbi stumbles backwards into the corner. Amber moves in and puts her left foot on Bobbi’s throat and uses the ropes for leverage as she chokes her sadistically. The referee steps in and breaks the hold. And Amber is livid as she vociferously explains the rules of the match to the ref,} Leah: “I guess the ref didn’t get the memo.” {Amber turns her attention back to Bobbi and moves in looking to pull her out of the corner. Bobbi slaps the woman’s hands away and begins rocking Amber with haymaker fists, driving her to the center of the ring. Amber looks punch drunk as Bobbi gets a little clearance, and levels her with a lariat! Amber bounces to the mat with velocity, but is quick to attempt to get up. Bobbi grabs her by the hair, and arm, and rushes to the ropes sending Amber over the top rope with a hiptoss. Amber manages to land on her feet, but stumbles into the barricade full force.} JLT: “I’m telling you, this Bobbi Jackson is absolutely vindictive if you manage to make her an enemy!” {Amber is using the barricade to get to her feet, and sees Bobbi bound from the far ropes. She leaps over the top rope in a suicide dive, but Amber sidesteps, and the blonde hit’s the floor in a heap. Amber looks a bit wobbly as she moves to the fallen woman and picks up both legs. She falls backwards and catapults Bobbi through the air towards the timekeepers table. Bobbi arcs high in the air and lands on the table with an impact that splits it in half.} Leah: “YEAH! Were bound to get some blood out of this match now! When ringside workers are ducking for cover, you know the match is going to another level!” JLT: “This has been a back and forth affair so far, but I’m not going to count either woman out yet.” {Amber moves towards the fallen body of Bobbi, and kicks her way through the busted table to get to her opponent. She snatches a microphone from the referee and switches it on, and shoves it in Bobbi’s face.} Amber: “SAY IT!” {Bobbi is groggy, but she is still cognizant enough to realize what’s going on, and slaps the microphone away. Amber is livid, and hammers punches to the blondes forehead. Bobbi covers up and worms her way to the railing under Amber’s relentless assault. Amber looks around on the floor and picks up a discarded chair. Bobbi is to her feet now, and Amber is measuring her shot when Showtime comes into view nearby. He signals for her to put down the chair, and Amber focuses her attention to him just for a moment, long enough for Bobbi to dropkick the chair, and sending it hurtling into Amber’s skull. Amber drops the chair, and tries to shake off the blow, but Bobbi follows up with a super kick! Amber hit’s the floor in a heap. The camera shows a close up of Bobbi who appears to be bleeding from somewhere close to her hairline.} Leah: “That’s what I’m talking about! Natures lubrication right there!” {Bobbi looks around and spots Showtime near the corner. She looks absolutely livid that her husband distracted her opponent, and warns him away. Amber stirs and uses the ring apron to pull herself to her feet. Bobbi waits for her to establish a vertical base, then charges in dropping her opponent with a flying forearm. Amber holds her forehead near her left eye, and screams aloud as she rolls around on the floor. The camera gets a close up, and it appears Bobbi has returned the favor, and busted Amber open over her eye.} JLT: “That was a brutal shot! Bone on bone contact, and now both women are busted open.” {Bobbi picks up the discarded microphone, and shoves it in Amber’s face, but Amber rolls away, and under the ring. Bobbi is quick to drop the microphone to catch one of her feet, and pulls Amber back out on the open. She grabs the other leg, then pulls the brunette up like she’s about to apply a boston crab. Instead she swings Amber viciously into the ring barricade, and her torso and head slam into the unforgiving steel. Bobbi seems to enjoy the impact, or the noise, because she repeats the move twice more before dropping the limp opponent to the floor. Bobbi gets the microphone, and rolls Amber onto her back. She holds the microphone to Amber’s mouth.} Bobbi: “SAY IT BITCH!” {Amber groans and attempts to sit up, but Bobbi nails her in the head with the microphone. Bobbi steps away and looks very angry that Amber won’t just give up. She slams the mic to the floor and watches as Amber again struggles to her feet. She charges in again, looking for another flying forearm, Amber ducks under and pushes Bobbi from behind right towards the ringpost. She is about to impact with brutal velocity, but Showtime puts his body against the post, and cushions Bobbi’s impact. She stumbles back from the blow looking punch drunk, and Amber moves in quickly, dropping her with a Russian leg sweep.} JLT: “Look at the self sacrifice shown by Bobbi’s husband! If she would’ve hit the post at that speed, she would’ve been knocked unconscious!” Leah: “I’m just happy I finally get some decent blood on Exile. These two are putting on a violent clinic out there, and these fans are eating it up!” {Both women struggle to get to their feet, Amber sees Showtime knocked out on the floor and steps over him and stumbles toward the ramp. Bobbi briefly checks on her husband, then charges toward Amber and nails her in the back of the head with an elbow. The brunette stumbles forward, and Bobbi locks her into a piledriver position. She tries to make the lift, but Amber drops, and tosses her up and over. The blonde lands in a heap on the metal ramp way, and Amber looks at her with a mixture of anger. Awe, and pity. She pulls Bobbi to her feet, and nails her with a swinging neck breaker. Both women hit hard, and it takes a second for Amber to nip to her feet, and moonsault onto Bobbi’s chest. She lays there in a cover position, and the ref is quick to roll her off. } JLT: “She hit the Botox Injection, but this match does not end with a pinfall! One of these women must call the other Mistress!” Leah: “No one wants to belong to the other for an entire week, and the effort being put out by both women is testament to that!” {At this time we notice a woman bound over the barricade, and she checks on Showtime with concern. The wrestling legend appears to have been knocked cold from the blow, and is bleeding from the back of his where he collided with the post. The mystery woman digs into her purse and pulls out scarf and holds it against the cut.} Leah: “Dr. Quinn medicine woman in the house!” JLT: “Neither Amber or Bobbi has seen this woman, but it appears she knows Showtime.” Leah: “I’m telling you this guy must spread his seed far and wide. Make sure to give him your number Jamie. You could use a little bedroom action.” {Amber is slow to get up, and Bobbi seems to be hardly mobile. Amber finally struggles upright, and pulls Bobbi to her feet by her hair. She points to the entrance and charges seemingly intent on smashing Bobbi’s face into the framework of the divatron. At the last second Bobbi wriggles free and pushes Amber off, driving her into the framework with a crunch. She stumbles off the steel and falls through the curtain. Bobbi has a second wind and pulls her to her feet. She sets up, and executes a vertical supplex which drops Amber onto the tiles near the locker room area. Amber screams in pain as she favors her back. Bobbi grabs the referee’s microphone and falls atop Amber in a mount position.} Bobbi: “Your finished bitch! Say it!” {Amber shakes her head no, and Bobbi raps her in the head with a series of microphone punches. Amber lays limp on the floor as Bobbi gets to her feet and applies the show shooter. Amber screams in agony as she tries to crawl to a nearby wall. Bobbi cinches the hold tighter, and Amber screams like a banshee as she shakes her head. The referee asks with a microphone in his hand, but she refuses to give up.} Leah: “This is gutsy! So Bobbi might make you a domestic for a week. Survive to fight another day! It seems like Amber would rather have her legs snapped like toothpicks than quit!” {Amber screams again, and powers herself up in pushup position, and thrusts hard with her legs. Bobbi is completely off balance, and thrown into the curtain, but stopped as she hit’s the framework on the opposite side. She screams in pain and favors her arm, and head as she stumbles back. Amber clotheslines the back of her knees and Bobbi crashes to the tiles with a thud.} JLT: “How long can these women go? Your right Leah, there’s a time to cash I in and move on to another day. Neither of these women want to accept that as a possibility!” {Amber gets to her feet, and grabs Bobbi by the hair, and swings her brutally into some electronics crates. Amber stumbles after the move, and nearly falls as her legs have taken a lot of punishement. Bobbi favors her ribs from the shot, and Amber gets on Bobbi, locking in a Fujiwara Armbar! Bobbi screams and the ref gets into position with the microphone. Amber is putting all the pressure she can muster on that injured shoulder, but Bobbi refuses to quit.} Leah: “I’ll give it up to both of these women, they have guts.” JLT: “It doesn’t matter who wins or loses this match, both of them will feel it for weeks to come!” {Amber lets the arm bar go and gets to her feet. Bobbi is helpless as Amber leads her through the hallway towards the underground parking area. Backstage hands, and wrestlers alike can be seen watching in awe as they can’t believe that the intensity has grown to this level. With a growl Amber shoves Bobbi towards the doubles doors, and she crashes through and rolls to a stop near the Diva’s Unleashed semi. Amber looks as though she‘s had enough, and looks at the truck, before climbing up the cab, and apparently towards the box trailer on the back. Bobbi shakily gets to her feet as Amber begins her ascent. The brunette doesn’t see Bobbi follow her in her climb to the top, and is shocked when she gets to her point of take off to see Bobbi gone. She looks around curiously, and backtracks looking down the sides of the trailer, until Bobbi floors her with another supper kick! Amber lands flat on her back on top of the trailer. An exhausted Bobbi falls as well. The match obviously taking it‘s toll.} JLT: “They are eighteen feet in the air, and there’s no padding or nets out there!” Leah: “These two have beat one another into a bloody mess, and any normal person would’ve already cut their loses and took their medicine. It’s going to take something just this drastic to make one of them quit.” {The scene cuts back to the arena, where the young woman is still with Showtime. He has awoke now and is watching the Divatron in horror. He and the young woman banter back and forth for several seconds, and she finally nods and begins running backstage.} JLT: “What’s up with that?” Leah: “He told her to get some condoms for their after show party.” {Amber stumbles to her feet, and Bobbi moves in for a clothesline and misses. She teeters dangerously on the edge of the trailer, and it looks like she might take a serious fall to the floor. Amber waistlocks, and hit’s a release german supplex! Bobbi hits hard into the top of the cargo trailer, and both women are down and barely moving. The referee finally gets to the top of the trailer, looks around, then tosses the microphone near the women, and climbs warily back down.} Leah: “Look the referee is scared of heights!” JLT: “It’s not like there’s a lot of room up there Leah. Those two signed on knowing that this match could forever change their careers, but that ref isn’t paid to take those risks.” Leah: “Get back up there you sissy!” {Amber picks up the microphone and crawls to Bobbi.} Amber: “Please Bobbi, I don’t want to hurt you anymore!” {Bobbi refuses to listen to reason and slaps the microphone away from her face. Amber struggles to her feet and grabs one of Bobbi’s legs, and it looks quite obvious that the Dominatrix Lock is coming. The mystery woman bursts into the garage and rather dexterously ascends the truck. Amber is about to apply the submission hold but turns into a kick to the gut, and a Michinoku driver on top of the truck. The impact seems to shake the whole truck, and Amber doesn’t move. With that the mystery girl climbs down, as Bobbi stirs.} JLT: “She just dropped Amber like no ones business, and Bobbi is showing signs of life!” {Bobbi struggles to her feet, and moves to her opponents legs. She locks in the Showshooter and Amber is completely unaware until Bobbi begins applying pressure. Amber screams in pain, and tries to power free, to no avail. She reaches the microphone, and switches it on.} Amber: “Please mistress, you win!” {Bobbi releases the hold and falls to the hard roof of the truck. Amber is favoring her back, and appears to be in serious pain. Trainers and medical staff begin working their way to the truck to get the two injured women down.} JLT: “I can’t believe that. You have to wonder what happened with the mystery woman, and if the result would‘ve been different had she not been involved.” Leah: “All I know is that Bobbi better wait a week to get her new domestic. She’s not in the shape right now to clean house properly.” [Cameras show Yuku Shiro barging into the General Motors Place arena wearing a black women’s business suit with a white bustier underneath, and her gym bag over her shoulder. She has shades on as she storms down the hall way to her locker room when her Razor Cell Phone goes off; she picks it up to answer it.] Yuku Shiro: You’re here? Good. Meet me at my locker room in about 20 minutes. See you then. [Shiro hangs up her phone, and continues to power walk to her locker room, when Holly Wentz walks up to her for an interview.] Holly Wentz: Yuku, you sure look dapper tonight, it’s been almost two weeks or so since you lost the Unleashed title, tonight you’ll be facing Felicity in a kind of Every Bitch But Me rematch one on one…do you have hopes of winning to propel you back for an Unleashed title shot? [Yuku continues to walk ignoring Wentz’s question.] Holly Wentz: Yuku? Uh…Yuku? [Shiro reaches her locker room, glares as Holly looking her up and down, and then enters slamming the door in her face. Holly jumps back kind of startled, then turns to the cameras with a sad look on her face.] Holly Wentz: Well…I guess she’s not in the mood to interview today. Back to you girls at ringside. Hardcore Tag Team Match Angels Of Death (Lilith & Morrigan) vs. The Tradition (Janine Johnson & Noriko Lee) JLT: We have the debut of Angels of Death as a team next as they take on the Tradition! Leah: Yeah, hardcore! Hardcore! Hardcore! YAY! "Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park hits as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Maya Okosaki and Noriko Lee stand beside her, Maya standing seriously on the stage as Noriko holds her Singapore cane high above her head. "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson stands behind them carrying a blue steel chair with TFO on the seat in white letters. The Tradition all head down to the ring high fiving the fans along the way, save Maya who's focus remains on the ring. Janine rolls into the ring while her father unfolds the chair on the outside and takes a seat, clapping for the trio. Maya enters the ring and heads to their corner to meditate as Noriko enters the ring and raises the cane above her head again. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. Maya steps out of her meditation and The Tradition begin to talk strategy for the match as the fans cheer them wildly. John Roe: The following match scheduled for one fall is a Hardcore Tag Team Match! Introducing first representing the Tradition ane being accompanined to the ring by Tradition member Maya Okosaki and their manager Aaron Johnson...The Askai Champion NORIKO LEE and JANINE JOHNSON!! "Charlie Big Potato" by Skunk Anansie hits the PA system as Lilith and Morrigan walk out from backstage with a focused look on their faces, staring down any fans who challenge them. John Roe: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 320lbs, Morrigan and Lilith...ANGELS OF DEATH!!! The bell rings and Lilith and Morrigan go over to Tradition's Corner where Noriko and Janine are talking strategy Lilith grabs Janine and tosses her by the throat into the center of the ring while Morrigan drop kicks Noriko sending her over the top rope to the outside, Janine gets to her feet only to be staggered by a powerful forearm shot to the face which staggers into the corner, Lilith tries to take another shot but Janine ducks under only to be taken down by a running clothesline from Morrigan who sets her up for a suplex but Janine counters. Noriko back up onto the apron only to get knocked off again a running reverse elbow from Lilith who then bounces off the ropes planting a big boot in Janine's face then begins ordering Morrigan to grab the ring announcer's chair. Morrigan goes outside only get jumped by Noriko slamming her face first into the announce table then grabbing the chair herself and prepares to swing but Morrigan moves out the way. Leah: Yes! Hit that bitch! JLT: I thought you would like this match... Leah: I suppose I have to support my girl Lilith because she’s black and the others are Asian, I mean, faux-Asian in Noriko’s case! I still hate Morrigan though, you damn pensioner! JLT: She’s not a pensioner, she’s 17! Back in the ring Janine runs the ropes launching herself into the 6'1 monster known as Lilith by the third run Lilith gets annoyed and clubs Janine down as if she were a pesky fly she then steps onto her looking over at Maya and Aaron and grins, both are unimpressed with the attitude, with Morrigan still taking on Noriko on the outside Lilith climbs out the opposite side searches under the ring bringing out a table which she slides into the ring. Morrigan has managed to wrench the chair from Noriko only to have it kicked back into her face. Snatching up her kendo stick Noriko gets into the ring as Lilith is dragging Janine towards the table. Lilith doesn't see Noriko until it's too late and gets the cane blasted across her over head, Janine on her knees begins pummeling Lilith in the gut signals something to Noriko who nods. Janine then whips Lilith towards Noriko who cracks the cane across the stomach and drops and follows with a swinging neckbreaker but she gets up Morrigan blasts her in the back with the chair. Janine tries to charge at Morrigan only get tripped up by Lilith as she gets back to her feet. Lilith then tosses the stunned form of Noriko back to the outside once again leaving Janine at the mercy of her and Morrigan. Janine pulls herself up but gets a chair shot across the back for her trouble and Lilith easily pulls her into a powerbomb position and launches into and through the table where Morrigan quickly tries for the pin 1...2....Janine barely gets her foot on the rope as Aaron and Maya look on concerned. JLT: That was a close call, Angels of Death nearly one there! Leah: Angels of Death are a crazy bunch! JLT: Here comes Noriko! Noriko slides into the ring cane in hand and jumps on Lilith back and begins choking her with the cane. As Lilith struggles to get Noriko off Morrigan kicks away at Janine who eventually falls out out of the ring onto the floor Lilith manages to pull Noriko off but Noriko lands on her feet and starts unleashing kicks to the hips and thighs, Morrigan jams the chair into Norirko's back before going outside and getting a small bag out from under the ring and once in the ring she empties the contents which turn out to be thumbtacks! Lilith hands Morigan Noriko's cane then pulls Noriko up into a powerbomb position. Morrigan then snaps the cane over Noriko's back then Lilith powerbombs her into the tacks. On the outside a dazed Janine is setting up a ladder and begins to climb it much to the shock of Morrigan and Lilith and all those watching. Once on top Janine comes off with a huge cross body into the ring flattening both AOD members leaving all four competitors down. Leah: Janine took everyone out! She’s like a daredevil with all the high risks she takes! JLT: That one paid off for her! Janine is first to her feet, holding her back from the impact. She stands and places the ladder so it lies down on the floor. Janine then drags Morrigan and places her over the ladder so she lays on it. Janine then heads to the top rope, she signals to the crowd and leaps forward with an attempted frog splash but Lilith suddenly stands and catches her in mid-air into a chokeslam position. Lilith then turns to the ladder as Morrigan rolls off it, Lilith slams Janine down harshly with a chokeslam onto the ladder. Lilith then covers Janine, hooking the leg. JLT: Oww, did you see that?! Leah: Lilith has a pin! 1 2 3 John Roe: Here are your winners...ANGELS OF DEATH!!! JLT: Angels of Death have won their first match! Lilith stands with a smile on her face, she approaches Morrigan and yanks her up to her feet. Lilith then rolls out of the ring with a light smile on her face and walks up the ramp, with Morrigan following. Medics tend to Noriko who holds her back from the tacks as Maya and Aaron check on Janine. JLT: Angels of Death and The Tradition really went for it in this match, I’m guessing you loved it with all the brutality? Leah: Yes, it was orgasmic! [Cameras show Yuku Shiro come out of her locker room wearing a tan buckled halter top which barely covers her bust, and matching tan chaps with a buckle and matching thong, she adjusts the elbow pad on her right arm as Holly Wentz runs up to her again for an interview.] Holly Wentz: Uh…Yuku…I know you weren’t in a really good mood last time, but can I possibly get an interview with you? Yuku Shiro: What is it with you, you dilly bitch? Holly Wentz: Ex…excuse me? Yuku Shiro: What? I got to spell it out for you, or can’t you take a hint? I’m not doing ANY friggin interviews today…so SCRAM! Holly Wentz: Yuku… [Yuku palms Holly face, and then SHOVES her to the floor hard causing her to land on her rear. Crystal Hilton jumps in pushing Yuku back.] Crystal Hilton: Hey why are you picking on poor Holly for. That’s really not nice. Yuku Shiro: Why don’t you mind your own business before you get really hurt little girl? Crystal Hilton: Please Yuku, I am only looking out for those who are easy targets but if you want to try me than all by means try me. Yuku Shiro: Is that so? Crystal Hilton: Did I stutter? [Yuku goes to swing on Crystal, but Hilton blocks and rocks her with a right backing her up, Shiro returns with a right of her own, the two women then proceed to grab each other’s hair and go pop for pop with one another. Hilton gets the upper hand in the exchange of blows backing Yuku up, when out of nowhere she’s hit from a freight train of a forearm from a red headed seven foot Amazon.] Holly Wentz: Oh my god! [The Amazon grabs Crystal, and irishwhips her launching her into a nearby wall with brutal impact, as Crystal stumble backwards dazed the large woman yells running, and levels her with a vicious boot to the jaw sending her crashing hard to the floor. Hilton curls up clutching her jaw as the Amazon decked out in a white wifebeater tied in a belly shirt, which ripped low-rider blue jeans, and tan Timberland boots stands over her. Yuku walks up to the Amazon as they stand over Hilton.] Yuku Shiro: You’re late…AGAIN. Red Head Amazon: Sue me. Yuku Shiro: Let’s go…I got business to take care of. [Yuku heads to the ring as the Amazon follows behind her, but not before blowing a kiss to a down Crystal. Holly Wentz crawls over to Crystal to check on her.] Holly Wentz: Oh my god! That was Caitlin Fairchild! Somebody get some help quick! Poor Crystal! Standard Match Avery vs. Courtney Monroe JLT: We have Avery Jones flying solo next, she’s signed a singles contract and while Envy and Latrisha Lamarte are absent, she’s going to try and make a name for herself. Her first opponent is Courtney Monroe as well, who’s one half of the current tag champions so a victory over her would definitely make an impact! Leah: Oh please, even I could beat Courtney! Avery’s just lucky that she got a good start because Courtney is too dumb to put up a proper fight. I’m not sure on Avery though, she thinks she’s a rockstar or something. You know what would be a perfect song for her to cover? “Dude Looks Like A Lady!” JLT: Don’t be mean! Leah: I’m not, since when do women have Adam’s apples? JLT: Just because Avery isn’t the ideal shape for a woman and has an outlandish fashion sense, it doesn’t mean you should start saying mean things about her. I personally like her figure, it’s better that everyone is different, there’s too many skinny women on this roster! Leah: Yeah, when will they learn that some junk in your trunk is sexy as hell? That’s why I’m so popular, I’ve actually got an ass. ["Fuck Ya Man" by Tila Tequila begins to play, and the lights at the top of the ramp blink in correlation to the beat. Avery walks out with her hands on their hips, and stop near the entrance. Avery slides underneath the bottom rope. Avery runs over to the corner and jumps up on the second turnbuckle, raising her arms in the air. Avery jumps down from the turnbuckle, awaiting their competition.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...AVERY!!! [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "A Toast to Men" by Willa Ford begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Courtney Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top with a white skull on it and long pink Pants and Black boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Courtney shakes her goodies then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied to the ring by Carley Monroe and Mistress, she is one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...COURTNEY MONROE!!! [Courtney starts the match by approaching Avery and swinging her arms like she’s attempting martial arts, Avery frowns at Courtney and places a hand on her hip. Courtney continues with the martial arts, trying to scare Avery but looking more like she’s doing the dance to Kung Fu Fighting. Avery then quickly nails Courtney in the face with a boot, sending Courtney down to the canvas as the crowd laughs.] Leah: Hahaha! JLT: Courtney’s kung-fu didn’t impress Avery one bit! [Courtney holds her face in shock and Avery immediately pounces, nailing boots to the face. Courtney rolls to her feet and Avery whips her to the ropes, Courtney bounces back and Avery clotheslines her down into the mat. Avery then leaps into the air with a leg drop and connects, planting it across Courtney’s neck. Avery pins for a cover.] JLT: Avery’s going for a cover! [1] [2] [Courtney kicks out.] JLT: Courtney kicks out! Leah: I hope Avery really kicks Courtney’s ass tonight, she deserves it! JLT: Why? What has she done? Leah: Erm, be annoying?! [Avery then looks around as Carley chants words of encouragement and cheers, Avery rolls her eyes. Avery then brings Courtney to her feet and whips her towards the turnbuckle but Courtney reverses an it’s Avery who’s sent into the turnbuckle. Courtney then follows up, charging towards Avery and executing a handspring elbow to the face.] JLT: Nice move form Courtney! [Courtney then walks forward with a smile on her face and begins to dance for the audience, celebrating her move. Avery holds her mouth and watches Courtney from behind. Avery steps forward and grabs a chunk of Courtney’s head from behind, yanking down on it hard and causing her to slam into the canvas.] [Courtney holds her head but Avery steps over Courtney’s body and grabs her legs, pulling them up into a wheelbarrow position. Avery then leans backwards, levering Courtney up into the air and sending her flying backwards as Courtney’s back slams into the corner and top turnbuckle. She hits the mat.] JLT: That was intentive, did you see the power of Avery? Leah: Did you see Courtney bounce off the turnbuckle? ‘Twas awesome! [Avery pins Courtney, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Courtney gets her foot on the ropes.] JLT: Courtney’s not going to give up easily, she’s a two-time tag champion you know! Leah: Yeah, she actually had the intelligence to put her on the ropes that time! [Avery then stands and waves to the audience, pouting herself but the Canadian crowd boo her. Courtney holds her head and rolls out of the ring, Carley runs over and begins to tend to her sister. Avery runs towards both of the sisters and nails a baseball slide dropkick, connecting to the face of Courtney and knocking her to the floor.] [Carley steps back in shock as Avery rolls out of the ring, Avery looks at Carley and she strikes a superhero pose. Avery then blanks her and turns to Courtney, she brings her to her feet and rams her head against the announcers table. Avery then pulls Courtney into a back suplex position and tries to slam her through the announcers table but Courtney counters by using the heels of her feet and kicking Avery.] JLT: Courtney’s countering! [Avery then abandons the move and turns to face Carley, with Courtney still in the suplex position. Avery shoves Courtney forward, sending her flying through the air towards Carley as Courtney lands on her with a Lou Thesz press, knocking Carley down.] JLT: Courtney just accidently took out her own sister! Leah: That was classic! [Courtney then stands, unscathed and turns to Avery. Avery charges towards her but Courtney nails her with a spinning kick to the stomach. Courtney then grabs Avery’s pink hair and rolls her into the ring. Courtney hops onto the apron and poses for the audience who cheer her.] [Avery stands inside the ring and stares at Courtney who’s posing for the audience, she approaches Courtney and tries to grab her but Courtney nails and nails a stiff uppercut to Avery, knocking her backwards and falling to the canvas.] JLT: Courtney nailed a hard punch there, Avery went down! Leah: This is not boxing! [Courtney then heads to the turnbuckle, she clips to the top rope and once again poses. Courtney then leaps backwards with a moonsault, connecting to Avery as the fans cheer. Courtney smiles as she hooks the leg, the referee slides into position to count.] JLT: She nailed the moonsault! She’s got a pin! [1] [2] [Avery gets her shoulder up.] Leah: YAY Avery! You’re a freak but you’re better than the Monroes! [Courtney then stands and sulks slightly, Carley and Mistress cheer her on and she smiles again. She turns to Avery lying on the canvas and runs towards her, executing a cartwheel into an elbow drop, striking Avery’s chest. Courtney then stands and giggles, applauding herself. Avery climbs to her feet, holding her chest.] [Courtney then bounces to the ropes, she runs towards Avery but Avery picks her up and tries to counter with a sidewalk slam but Courtney counters that move, executing a headscissors takedown to send Avery flying across the ring. Courtney then smiles and points to the crowd, running towards the ropes again.] JLT: Courtney’s using her speed to her advantage! [She bounces back as Avery stands, she charges towards Avery and leaps into the air with a flying clothesline but Avery catches Courtney and counters, wrapping Courtney into a bearhug submission. Avery tightens her grip around Courtney’s rips, using her strength to inflict as much pain as possible onto Courtney.] JLT: Avery’s locked on a bearhug submission! Courtney looks to be in a lot of pain, Avery’s choking her out! Leah: Yeah, Avery has manish strength! [Avery continues with the bearhug, using her unusual strength to slowly choke Courtney. Courtney’s teammates cheer her on from ringside but Avery keeps tightening her grip on the bearhug and eventually Courtney begins to tap out. Avery then slams Courtney into the canvas with a powerslam and Avery then stands with a smile on her face, victorious.] JLT: She won! Courtney submitted! John Roe: Here is your winner…AVERY!!! Leah: Justice is served! [Avery stands and poses for the audience as the crowd boos, Avery then flips her hair at them and struts out of the ring. Some of the fans step back at her scary appearance but Avery doesn’t care and struts up the ramp with a smile on her face.] JLT: Avery’s picked up her first victory! Leah: Good for her, I bet you she’s going to celebrate with RuPaul and Lady Bunny! [We cut backstage into the office of Shane Rockford. Shane’s sitting at his desk, leaning back in his leather chair with his hands behind his head, watching live streaming feed from the arena on his wide-screen television. Tequila sits on the edge of his desk, her legs crossed as she giggles to herself while watching her hubby.] Shane Rockford: Tonight show has been going well don’t you think? Tequila: Yeah I guess so. Shane Rockford: Wait, what’s wrong with you. Tequila: Nothing. Shane Rockford: Don’t try it with me. I know you much better than you think. What is up with you? Tequila: Well…let’s just say it is something I can handle on my own. [After several moments of silence pass by, there is a knock at the door and the door is pushed open by KibbyD Tequila frowns as she looks towards Kibby who doesn’t even notice her.] Kibby: Shane. I got those files you wanted. [Dress in a very sexy office like attire, she clicks her heels towards his desk holding those papers in her arms. She then glances over and looks at Tequila who is staring at her in a dark way.] Kibby: I just pick them up from the file room thingy, Oh well here you go. [Tequila smirks as Kibby places the files on Shane’s desk. She bends over giving Shane a view of her cleavage as she places the files on his desk.] Tequila: Shane, baby. Remember when you wanted to know what my problem was. It just walk in. Kibby: Excuse me? [Tequila giggles as she rolls her eyes at Kibby.] Tequila: Well, look what the cat dragged in. Kibby: Oh please, Tequila. Don’t you think you can keep me out of your air-headed head for a few seconds. Tequila: AIR~HEAD! Please I’m more than your clueless terms. Kibby: I bet you are. [Tequila giggles and bites her top lip from saying anything. Shane scratches his head as he watches the ladies.] Tequila: Shane please tell me what this thing here is doing in your office. Shane Rockford: Well… Kibby: I’m here because Shane here needed a little extra help here in the DU. So I offer my services to him. More like a personal assistant, to assist him with some of his every needs. Tequila: What! Shane Rockford: Sweetie, it was only to give us more time to spend together. Tequila: That is why I’m here. Kibby: I guess you just got old really quick. Tequila: Shut your mouth! You are nothing but some brunette wanna~bee. You will never be a true one. Kibby: Right you are, at least I’m not some Blonde Bimbo, some Trailer Park Trash! Tequila: Trailer Park Trash! You got to be kidding me here. Kibby you are the last person to talk about trash, and air headed it was more than a phase. Kibby: Whatever, you know what you are just mad because I’m hotter than you. Tequila: Are you serious, you are not hotter than me. You are just trying to hard to be real when everyone know you are fake. Still it didn’t work wonders on you Hun. [Tequila looks down at Kibby’s breast.] Kibby: Okay your just mad because my Playboy did better than yours. Tequila: Please, mine was a best seller. Top yours and your Stupid CD! Made CRAZY…yeah right…more like MADE UGLY! Kibby: I’m the Diva of the Month you cannot talk to me like that. Tequila: I can talk to you however I want too. Kibby: Well I can kick your ass, however, whenever I want too! [As the two females argue Shane stands as he slams his hands on the desk making both women stop.] Shane Rockford: Can you please find a way to get along? Tequila and Kibby: NO! Shane Rockford: Well I tried, Kibby could you please escort your way out. Kibby: What! Are you serious! Shane Rockford: Yes, please. I cannot take this drama anymore. Please. Tequila: See ya Kibby. Oh should I say Kibbles and Bit-Bit because you are no D. Kibby: You make me want to… [Kibby raises her hand as to slap Tequila, but she lowers it and she flips her hair and smirks.] Kibby: Never mind that, Just know Brunettes do it better. [Kibby begins walking to the door but before leaving she states another word.] Kibby: BITCH! [Tequila eyes widen as she goes to run after her but Shane grabs her arm and stops her. The scene then moves else where.] Triple Threat Match Crystal Hilton vs. Jennifer Collins vs. Kristina JLT: Crystal Hilton’s flying solo without Cherrie next, she’s finally removed that thorn from her side but she’s got a hefty challenge next with Jennifer Collins and Kristina! Leah: Yeah, Kristina’s a total psycho so if J-Co and my girl can stay away from her, the better! She needs to be put down! JLT: Leah! She’s just got some problems, you know you’re entertained by Kristina! This should be a great match though, I think Jennifer Collins is my pick for this match in a surprise victory! She seems to be overlooked so much! Leah: That’s because she looks like a mouse. [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Long Island, New York; at a weight of 120lbs, she is The Rose Goddess...CRYSTAL HILTON!!! ["Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.] John Roe: Here opponent, from Seattle, Washington; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Drummer and Jessie Lockhart...JENNIFER COLLINS!!! [The lights go off leaving the ring in total darkness then as "1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to play a single red strobe light begins to flash slowly, then another red strobe light begins flash then another and another. Soon the strobelights begin flashing faster until suddenly the the arena lights kick back on and Kristina is seen crouching like a predator on one of the top turnbuckles in the ring.] John Roe: Their opponent, from Salem, Massachusetts, at a weight of 140lbs, representing Angels of Death...KRISTINA!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Kristina perches on the top rope, Crystal and Jennifer Collins both stare at her as she snarls at them. Crystal and Jennifer both shrug and walk towards each other, they tie-up and Jennifer flips Crystal into the canvas. Jennifer then bounces to the ropes, hitting them and causing Kristina to wobble on the top rope. Jennifer runs towards Crystal but Crystal catches her with a clothesline, knocking her down.] Leah: They’re ignoring Kristina! Kristina needs to find a new act, that appearing thing is so five minutes ago! JLT: Shh! Crystal is going for a cover! [Crystal then covers Jennifer quickly, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Kristina interrupts the count with a knee drop to the back of Crystal from the top rope.] JLT: Kristina interrupts the count, I don’t think ignoring her was the best idea! [Crystal holds her back from the move as Kristina stands, Kristina then begins to nail Crystal in the face with hard kicks. Crystal catches Kristina’s leg and twists it, taking Kristina down to the mat with a dragon screw. Crystal then stands with Kristina’s legs still in hand and tries to lock in a sharpshooter submission.] [Jennifer comes from behind and nails a Russian leg sweep to Crystal to plant her in the canvas. Jennifer then stands and turns to Kristina but Kristina leaps onto her with a Lou Thesz press style move but not knocking Jennifer over. Kristina then begins to bite at Jennifer’s forehead but Jennifer quickly shoves Kristina backwards.] JLT: She’s biting her! Leah: Careful Jen, she might have rabies! [Kristina lands on her feet and Jennifer nails a mule kick to her face, knocking Kristina down. Jennifer then turns to Crystal but Crystal nails her in the face with forearms, Crystal then whips Jennifer to the ropes. Jennifer bounces back as Crystal nails her in the face with a ‘Lights Out’ chick kick.] JLT: Crystal nailed ‘Lights Out’! You know what’s coming next! Leah: Something fabulous from The Rose Goddess! [Crystal then signals to the crowd and begins to make her way to the top rope, Jennifer lies on the canvas as Crystal signals for her “Rose Whip” 450 splash finisher. Before she can execute the move, Kristina runs towards her and shoves her off the top rope, sending Crystal flying backwards and landing on the outside of the ring her, her back hitting the barricade.] [Kristina then giggles, satisfied with her work. She stands on the second turnbuckle and stares at Crystal lies on the outside, Jennifer Collins then spots an opportunity and ducks between Kristina’s legs. She stands with her into a powerbomb position and walks to the centre of the ring, planting her with a sit-out powerbomb.] JLT: Did you see that impact?! Leah: Yeah, J-Co is doing well in this match! [Jennifer keeps her position for a cover.] JLT: We’ve got a pin! [1] [2] [Kristina gets her shoulder up.] [Jennifer rolls to her feet and pulls Kristina up but Kristina suddenly begins to bite Jennifer’s wrist and Jennifer releases her. Kristina then pulls Jennifer towards her and plants her in the canvas with a spinebuster. Kristina sits up and smiles demonically but Crystal Hilton is back in the ring. Kristina sees her and stands up, frowning.] Leah: Kristina looks pissed! From the way she’s been acting, I bet you that she’s one of those obsessive Lost fans! Those are some crazy people! JLT: I doubt she is! [Crystal kicks Kristina and pulls her into a fisherman’s suplex and plants her in the canvas, she holds her bridge for a pinfall. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [Kristina kicks out.] [Crystal and Kristina then both find their feet, they exchange punches with Crystal getting the upperhand. Crystal then whips Kristina into the corner. Crystal then runs towards Kristina and leaps forward with a handstand, causing her feet striking Kristina in the face. Crystal then lands back on her feet as Kristina holds her face.] [Crystal approaches Kristina and nails her with forearms to the face in the corner. Crystal then tries to whip Kristina across the ring but Kristina counters the Irish whip and turns to Crystal, shoving her hand towards her face suddenly executing her mandible claw “Hand Of Fate” finisher.] JLT: Kristina’s locked in her finisher! The Hand Of Fate! Leah: Imagine all the germs on her hand! Nasty! [Crystal’s stunned by the move as she uses her hands to draw and forcibly pull Kristina’s hand out of her mouth, as Kristina continues with the submission, a rabid look on her face. Crystal begins to succumb the move, her strength weakening and she starts to tilter backwards.] Leah: Don’t give up Crystal! JLT: …you only like her because she’s black! [Kristina continues with the hold and begins to scream loudly as she locks in it but the screams seem to awaken Crystal. Crystal then uses her legs and turns Kristina around, causing her to the face the other way. Jennifer Collins then comes out of no where with a ‘Rim Shot’ superkick to the face of Kristina, knocking her down and releasing the submission.] JLT: Jennifer almost beheaded Kristina! Leah: It’s a shame she didn’t, she’d do everyone a favour! [Kristina hits the mat, holding her head. Jennifer and Crystal then turn to each other but immediately Crystal nails her in the face with a fist, Jennifer swings with a punch but Crystal ducks and drops behind Jennifer. Jennifer turns around as Crystal swings for another ‘Lights Out’ chick kick but this time Jennifer catches Crystal’s leg.] Leah: Boo! Go Crystal! Go Crystal! [Crystal hops on one leg and tries to balance herself but Jennifer uses the leg to push Crystal backwards, Jennifer then shoves Crystal backwards into the corner. Crystal hits the turnbuckle and stumbles forward but Jennifer kicks Crystal and pulls her into a pedigree position. Jennifer then leaps into the air and executes her inverted pedigree “Off Beat” finisher and plants Crystal into the mat.] JLT: Jennifer nailed Off Beat! That’s such a horrific move! Leah: Yeah, horrific in that it sucks! BOOOO! [Jennifer covers.] JLT: Jennifer’s covering! [1] [2] [3] JLT: She won! Leah: Damn it! John Roe: Here is your winner…JENNIFER COLLINS!! [Jennifer stands and smiles, she raises her arms into the air as Drummer climbs into the ring and the two celebration with a kiss. Jessie Lockhart then pats Jennifer on the back as Jennifer celebrates her victory. The referee looks around for Kristina but she’s apparently vanished and he instead checks on Crystal. Jennifer raises her arms into the air once again, another victory under her belt.] [Caitlin then hoists Crystal over her shoulder face up, then brings her down for a sit-out piledriver, completing “Burning Spike”. Caitlin stands as Crystal lies on the canvas. Yuku smiles from ringside but Caitlin’s not through with her beating. Caitlin brings Crystal to her feet once again and pulls her into a powerbomb position.] JLT: Now what is Caitlin doing?! She’s beaten Crystal enough! Crystal can’t defend herself, she’s just wrestled a match! Great timing, Fairchild! Leah: I know, hands off Crystal! Don’t hate because you’re far from being as fabulous as her! [Caitlin then tells Yuku to move out of the way and she does, Caitlin hoists Crystal up into a jackknife powerbomb position. Caitlin then runs to the ropes and shoves Crystal backwards, executing the bomb and sending Crystal flying through the air. Crystal smacks into the ramp as the fans chant “OOOH!” from the brutal move.] JLT: Did you see that?! Caitlin could have broken Crystal’s back! Leah: BOOOO! [Yuku then turns to Crystal as she lies on the ramp, Caitlin exits the ring and Yuku looks up at the 7 monster, impressed. Caitlin then steps over Crystal’s body and heads up the ramp, with Yuku Shiro following.] JLT: Caitlin came out here and delivered a brutal beating to Crystal! How can Caitlin and Yuku be proud of themselves after that? Leah: My poor baby! [The lights fade slowly and as the pink banner floats across the Divatron, the camera focuses on Leah's face she turns towards the camera glares at it as it begins backing up.] Bombastic Announcer: And now once, again, the moment you all have been waiting for… here is Blonde TV! Leah: Why do they insist on ruining my day, Jamie? WHY?! JLT: You know, you always say the same thing when Blonde TV comes on? [JLT reaches under the table bringing up a box of popcorn and offers it to Leah.] JLT: Want some? Leah: Do I want an ass the size of Canada? [JLT shrugs and munches on her popcorn, while Leah watches her clearly craving some popcorn for herself. The sounds of "Barbie Girl" then blast through the stereo system as the big screen flash clips of the women that make up Blonde Ambition… Carley, Courtney, Meggie, Tiger Lily, and Felicity just before "Blonde TV" logo appear on the screen in big letters and a blonde wig falls on the ‘T’.] [The scene opens up on the beaming faces of the Monroes and Mistress we can see they're standing outside a hospital entrance all three have a basket over their shoulder. They wave to the camera.] Carley: Hiya Blonde TV fans! This is Carley Monroe here with Mistress and my ultra cool sissy Courtney! Mistress: Hiya! Courtney: What's happening everyone? Carley: Today's episode of blonde TV is gonna be sooo cool. Courtney: Yippie skippie! It’s a gonna be Mega super cool! Carley: Oh yeah with extra funzie too. Mistress: Super funzie! I like that really Big Jar of Peanut Butter you can buy from the store! Carley: Well said Mistress! Since Tiger Lily is in hospital and can't come to Blonde TV we're going to bring it to her! Isn’t that right Mr. Camera man? [The camera nods up and down.] Mistress: She is gonna be so surprised! [All three girls begin doing the Monroe victory dance.] Carley: Right lets go! [The Monroes run over to the hospital entrance with the camera man following. They enter the hospital and go over to reception where a fat blonde nurse is on duty.] Courtney: Hiya! I was wondering where we could find our best friend Lily? We totally wanna suprise her! Nurse: Oh my gawd Blonde TV! I love Blonde TV! Sure honey Lily Connors room is 14B. Carley: Thanks ma'am… oh and one more thing All three girls: THINK PINK! (giggles) [They then skip over to 14B where Carley puts her hand on the door.] Carley: (whispers) Ready? Courtney: Ready like you know who! Mistress: Ditto for me as well. Are you ready Mr. Camera Man? [The camera nods up and down] [Carley forces open the door and jumps into the room followed by the others.] All three girls: SURRPRISE!!! [Whatever boredom Lily had been feeling is obviously is gone now thanks to the fright and surprise she's just received.] Lily: (sitting up) AHH! Oh…hey girls. Carley:(running over to the bed) We came to bring you Blonde TV! Courtney: Yeah we came to cheer you our friend up we can't have you being all gloomy now can we? Mistress: No way! We brought you presents too!! Carley: Yeah lots of presents. [The girls begin unpacking their baskets that are filled with BA merchandise and set them up all over the room.] Lily: Aww, you shouldn’t have… Carley: Well Meggie's doing some promotional thingy and and Felicity didn't answer her phone but we left a message. [Lily grunts at the mention of Felicity.] Courtney: Yeah what she wasn’t very nice or funzie but I'm sure deep down she's really sorry! Mistress: Yeah because Blonde Ambition one for all and all for one! Lily: Yeah I bet she’s sorry that she didn’t get to finish me off. Carley: Lily say something to the Blonde TV fans and and wave to the camera (waves the camera herself) [Lily smiles and turns her attention to the camera.] Lily: Oh hello everyone, you miss me? [Lily chuckles.] I’m feeling much better now, and I hope to be back soon. I know Exile is in Canada this week and you all LOOOVE Felicity over here but let me tell you something about our champion. You may love Felicity because she’s Canadian but let me just say that Felicity is nothing but a two-faced, conceited, wrinkly little… Carley: Oooookay! That’s good, thanks Lily! [A nurse comes in with Lily's food and looks at the girls.] Nurse: Ok girls it's time leave Lily needs her rest soon. Carley: Aawwww but we wanted to sleep over Lily's bored and and all alone! Courtney: Yeah we brought our PJ's and everything! Mistress: Yeah and I was gonna make s’mores! [The nurse looks at Lily for help.] Lily: I’m okay girls, I’ll see you later though. All three girls: (pouts) Okay [The girls each give Lily a tight hug before they head to door not as enthusiastic as they entered they turn and wave at Lily who tries to encourage them to smile but no good. The girls carry on dragging their feet as they make it to the hospital entrance and that's when they skip down the sidewalk together, and the pass by a silver limo. The window rolls down slightly in the back seat at we see Felicity watching the sisters with a perturbed look on her face.] Felicity: Just what do those two think they are doing? [Fade out.] [ The DivaTron cuts to a very sexy Tracee Nguyen dressed in a brown cut-up tank top with the letters, HIN, running across her chest in sky blue and a matching plaid shortskirt. She is standing near a . ] Tracee: Well, hello ladies and gents! I, Tracee Nguyen, am here in Boston, Massachusetts at the Bayside Expo Center working for HIN, abbreviated for Hot Import Nights! The other thing that I do for a living, that is... I am here with my younger sister, Deanna who is... Who knows what she is doing, I don't really seem to care, actually. She's suppose to host a bikini fashion show tonight, but anyways... I am standing in front of an awesome 2001 Honda Accord. It's crazy, strobes and neons all over this car in blue and white and vertical doors, what else? Crazy ass sound sys---... Deanna: Hey girly. [ Deanna then walks in front of her older sister and stands next to her. Tracee shakes her head, watching her younger sister cut her off. ] Deanna: Ain't you hot? I'm burnin'. [ Deanna walks towards the Honda and places herself on the bumper. A shocked Tracee rushes over to her and pulls her younger sister away from the car. ] Tracee: Oh my gosh, are you retarded? You can't do that to the cars! I'm working this station, you wanna get us in trouble? Deanna: Alright! Sheesh. Well, aren't you a bit hot, though? [ Tracee glares at Deanna who begins to lower her head slightly to the right. ] Tracee: What are you doing? [ Deanna quickly lifts up her head. ] Deanna: I smell good. [ Tracee raises an eyebrow, looking dumbfounded. ] Tracee: What? [ Tracee, shaking her head in disbelief, now watches her younger sister raise up her right arm. Tracee quickly pushes it back down. ] Tracee: Are you a lunatic? Who goes around and does that? Deanna: People who thinks they smell, duh, but I am not one of those people. I smell fantastic! Secret Platinum baby, I suggest you get some. Tracee: What? Deanna: Don't hate 'cause I smell good. Tracee: Deanna... Deanna: Mmm-hmm. I wonder how you cope with such people. They sweat with you in the ring and you guys are touching each other and rubbing off dead skin and a bunch of sweat and just ew. Ew, ew, ew. I am glad I just get to stand outside of the ring and watch you go under someones arms in a headlock and not me. Probably that constipated-like face that you make is because of odor, right? Tracee: The hell are you on?! Oh my gosh... Deanna: What are you talking about, i'm drug-free. [ Tracee then takes a quick glance into the camera then back to her younger sister. ] Tracee: I can not believe I have her as my manager. Standard Match Felicity vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: We’ve got Felicity and Yuku Shiro up next, a mini-rematch from Every Bitch But Me! I can’t wait for this! Leah: Yeah, it should be awesome! I hope that ginger bitch doesn’t get involved in this match anyway! She’s a freakshow! JLT: She just might, judging by what’s happened tonight! Felicity has Blonde Ambition to back her up though! Leah: Or does she? "Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring. Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match. "You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat, the Divas Unleashed title around her waist under the coat, and dark glasses over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity. Felicity rolls into the ring and stands up, taking her coat off, then unstrapping the title from her waist. The ref rings the bell to start the match, and both competitors start by circling around the ring, then locking up in the center. JLT: And the current and former Unleashed Champions start what looks to be an incredible match. Felicity gets Yuku in a headlock immediately, holding tightly around her head. Yuku pushes Felicity forward, but instead of letting go, Felicity holds on, runs up the ropes, and hits an Atomic Drop on Yuku! Felicity follows up with a hook to the leg. 1! Yuku gets the shoulder up. Leah: Only one? Damn… JLT: Well, this match is still pretty young, so I’d say Yuku can still take an Atomic Drop and keep on ticking. Leah: Girl? JLT: What? Leah: You have NO idea how lame that sounded! Felicity picks Yuku up by the head and knees her in the gut, then tosses her into a corner. Felicity stands on the middle turnbuckle and starts to drive her fists into Yuku’s face. After seven punches, Yuku throws her own punches into Felicity, then grabbing her thighs and running towards the center, hitting a powerbomb! JLT: Some good counter action from Yuku with that one. Yuku gets to her feet and goes out to the apron. She leaps onto the second rope, balances, and springboards off, hitting a double leg drop to Felicity’s chest! Yuku keeps her leg on the chest and grabs a leg for a pin. 1! 2! Felicity grabs Yuku’s leg and spins her around, forcing her to release the leg. Felicity then gets onto her feet and twists Yuku’s foot into an ankle lock. JLT: And an ankle lock this early in the match! Leah: Damn, you can hear the crowd rooting for this one already. Yuku crawls for the ropes, but Felicity pulls her back, twisting her foot more and more. After a few seconds, Yuku kicks with her free foot at Felicity’s hands, hoping to force the hold off. It works, as Felicity falls right on her ass as she loses her grip. Leah: And now Felicity’s gonna need some shrapnel dug out of her ass! Yuku grabs her ankle in pain, while Felicity rubs her ass, her face looking as if she’s about to crap herself after that. Felicity gets to her feet, while Yuku uses the ropes for leverage. Yuku heads over to the nearest corner and rests, while Felicity charges at her, clotheslining her against the turnbuckles. JLT: And a clothesline to the chest! Leah: Yuku took her sweet time trying to catch her breath. She should’ve know Felicity was gonna take advantage of that. Yuku stumbles out of the corner, allowing Felicity to get behind her and lock in a Full Nelson. Yuku tries to escape, but Felicity holds it in real tight. Yuku eventually runs to the nearest corner and runs up the turnbuckles, pushing off the top one, and falling on top of Felicity. Felicity releases the hold, and Yuku rolls onto her feet. As Felicity tries to get to her feet, Yuku stands in a defensive position, waiting for the right moment…BUZZSAW KICK TO FELICITY! Yuku makes the pin. JLT: oh god, I really felt that one! 1! 2! Felicity gets the shoulder up! Yuku shakes her head in disappointment as she looks down, finding it hard to believe that didn’t work. She then grabs Felicity by the arm, and whips her into a corner. Yuku walks up to Felicity and batters her with left and rights, lines her up, and drops Felicity with a devastating right HAYMAKER! Felicity falls to the canvas, right on her face, and Yuku runs to the ropes, hitting a LIONSAULT TO THE BACK! JLT: Oh my god, would you look at that! Leah: I know the Lionsault’s not the most powerful move, but onto the back? That’s just brutal! Yuku rolls Felicity onto her back and hooks the leg. 1! 2! Kickout! Yuku grabs Felicity by the head, and repeatedly knees her in the gut. JLT: I don’t like the looks of this. This is a lead-in to Yuku’s Dragon Bends Steel. Yuku lifts Felicity up for a body slam…Felicity slides out behind Yuku! She locks her hands around Yuku’s face for a Sleeper hold! Yuku hurries for the ropes, but Felicity holds her back. Yuku tries for the ropes again…she grabs the top rope! The ref counts to three before Felicity lets go, dropping Yuku face first to the canvas. JLT: Well, you don’t see many sleepers these days, I’ll give her that. Leah: You wanna talk about sleepers? Wait’ll I tell you about this one guy- JLT: Thank you, but no. Felicity picks Yuku up by the head and throws her into a corner. The camera can pick up a trickle of blood already coming out of Yuku’s nose, possibly from falling into the canvas. Felicity spits on the palm of her hand and lines it up with Yuku’s torso, then CHOPS against Yuku’s chest! Crowd: WOOO! She chops again! Crowd: WOOO! And again! Crowd: WOOO! And again! Crowd: WOOO! And finally, she stands on the middle turnbuckle, wraps her legs around Yuku’s neck, and hurracanranas her halfway across the ring! JLT: She got some distance on that one. Felicity grabs Yuku and turns her over, wrapping her hands over Yuku’s mouth, and forcing her arm between her legs! Leah: Holy crap, is that the Crippler Crossface?! JLT: A strong submission move used as a common finisher for Christ Benoit, it’s used to best- Leah: Yes or no? JLT: Fine, it’s the Crossface. Yuku is still able to use her free hand and crawls to the ropes, grabbing a hold of the bottom one as fast as she can. The ref counts to four before Felicity lets go. Felicity grabs Yuku by the head to pick her up, but Yuku shoves Felicity into the ropes. Felicity bounces off, running back towards Yuku, who dropkicks Felicity so hard she falls backwards towards the ropes, and falls between them to the outside. Yuku goes over to the ropes, and hops over the top one to the apron. As Felicity gets to her feet, Yuku faces the ring, springboards off the middle rope…ASAI MOONSAULT! The crowd is on their feet, yelling “Holy shit!” on the spot! JLT: The crowd loved that one! Yuku is already on her feet, and picks Felicity up by the head. She plunges Felicity face first into the ring apron, then again on the guardrail. Yuku then picks Felicity up for a Gorilla Press position, but Felicity slips out, staggering to keep her balance from such a height, and grabs Yuku for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP TO THE FLOOR! Leah: I don’t know what’s worse. That Lionsault to Felicity, or a legsweep to the concrete floor. The ref begins to count for both women to get back into the ring, and Felicity gets to her feet, rolls into the ring, and then back out. JLT: Felicity’s definitely not looking to end this on a countout. Felicity picks Yuku up, and throws her head first INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST! Yuku falls back to the floor, and Felicity picks her up again. She tosses Yuku headfirst back into the ring, and rolls in behind her. Felicity gets on top of Yuku for the pin. 1! 2! Yuku gets her shoulder up! Felicity grabs Yuku by the head and forces it between her legs, and underhooks both Yuku’s arms. Before Felicity can go any further with the move, Yuku lifts Felicity up, Felicity grabbing hold of Yuku’s torso. Yuku grabs Felicity’s legs and sits down for a BEACH BLASTER! Leah: A rare move from anyone in the sport, and it’s obvious to see why! As Felicity falls to the canvas, Yuku goes for a quick cover. 1! 2! FELICITY GETS HER SHOULDER UP! Yuku picks Felicity up, looking for a bodyslam, but Felicity slips out, grabs Yuku’s arms, and spins her around until Yuku’s head is resting against Felicity’s back. Felicity CONNECTS WITH AN UNPRETTIER! Rather than go for a pinfall, Felicity grabs Yuku’s arms into a chickenwing, and bridges it into the EXTORTION LOCK! JLT: Felicity’s got that painful submission locked in! Leah: Yuku can’t tap out! Imagine the huge dent to her pride it would be if she taps! Yuku looks close to tapping with the pain evident on her face but as Felicity adjusts her body slightly, Yuku spots an opportunity and rolls onto her side, causing Felicity to stumble from her bridge slightly. Yuku then frees one of her arms and strikes Felicity on the side of a head with an elbow. Yuku rolls onto her back with Felicity still having an arm locked into the submission and her face presses against Felicity’s shoulder. Yuku then rams Felicity’s head into the canvas. Yuku then quickly nips onto Felicity’s back and wraps her arm around her chin, pulling her upwards with a submission that resembles a camel clutch but Yuku stands with Felicity and pulls her into an impact driver LIFE HAMMER. Yuku then drives Felicity into the mat and covers with a pin. JLT: Yuku nailed the Life Hammer! Leah: It’s over now! 1! 2! 3! John Roe: Here is your winner…YUKU SHIRO!!! The sounds of “Samurai Showdown” fill the arena as Yuku stands from the cover and wipes the sweat from her brow, she raises her arms up in the air and celebrates her victory as the fans cheer. Caitlin Fairchild emerges from backstage and walks down the ramp as Yuku Shiro heads to the turnbuckle and raises her arms into the air. The crowd boos her for defeating their native Canadian but Yuku continues to celebrate, ignoring the boos. Caitlin Fairchild climbs into the ring and approaches Yuku, Caitlin congratulates her and then raises her arm into the air. Exile fades off air with the Ladies of Rage standing with a unified front as Felicity lies motionless on the canvas. Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Karlee, Kibby, Matt, Mike, Meggie, Paul, Rob, Robert, Sarah, Tood, Tracey and Travis for contributing to the show! I've had a crazy week this week and my mind has been somewhere else but I think this showed turned out good, and we had a week of 100% rping which we haven't had for a very long time, so keep that up! I was impressed! Anyways, I hoped you all enjoyed the show! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-