Friday 18th January 2008
United Center, Chicago, Illnois

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: "Where's your husband, Tequila?", "Susan needs bigger boobs!" and "Meggie! You are FIERCE!" are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile, we're coming to you live from Chicago, the windy city! It's absolutely freezing and windy, but it's great to be here! Chicago is a beautiful city, isn't it Leah? Leah: Yeah, it's like being back home for me. People trying to mug you in the street, pickpocket you on the subway, and the lovely sounds of guns being fired. Aww, it's nice! JLT: Anyway, we've got a cracking show for you tonight and everybody's talking about the Unleashed tournament, we'll cut down our 12 women into 6! That'll be interesting! Leah: Yeah this tournament has been all we've been focused on, shame on us! Britney must be so distraught we're not talking about her 24/7! JLT: Well we've got some great matches besides the Unleashed tournament, so all you viewers at home are in for a treat! Leah: Don't patronise the viewers! JLT: I'm not! Leah: You are! You make out like they don't have anything better to do on a Friday night to stay in and watch Exile! But I see why they do, why go out when they can stay indoors and oogle my fine ass? Debutants Match Bellatrix Turner vs. Makaze vs. Totally Radd JLT: Tonight we have debuting, Bellatix Turner along with Makaze and Totally Radd. Leah: What kind of freaking name is Totally Radd? It seems like something out of Blonde Ambition book. JLT: Leah, I really think she could be a girl that has a great chance here. Leah: With a name like that, wow what is the world coming too. Now I see why I like Britney…wait. No I don’t. JLT: Oh shut up! [The ref signals the bell as the ladies already inside of the ring eye each other waiting for that move. Radd smiles as she and the rest of the ladies get closer in the ring. They then begin to shove each other Radd to Makaze, Makaze to Bella, and Bella to Radd. One then looks to have enough as Makaze uses her fist to start some brawling action as she attacks Bella. She focuses Bella to the ground as Radd then takes down Makaze with a fist of her own. Radd then picks Makaze up and slams her back down with a suplex. Bella then returns to her feet as she sneak attacks Radd and brings her to her feet. Bella laughs but Makaze runs and takes her head off with a vicious clothesline.] JLT: There is always something about these debutants. They always bring that fight with them. Leah: I mean they should, who doesn’t want to work for this company? JLT: Well I just say… Leah: Please, we all know it is going to take a lot more to fit into this crazy family we have going on here. JLT: {laughs} [As Makaze continues her assault on Bellatrix while Radd pulls herself up to a standing position. Makaze lifts Bella up and sends her back down with a very nice sidewalk slam. Radd awaits Makaze to turn in her direction and when that time came she ran and delivered a nice shoulder block, Makaze got back up as Radd then went for a very powerful dropkick knocking Makaze backwards.] JLT: Did you see that!? Leah: Wow a dropkick. Wait is that blood? No okay I’m bored. JLT: Leah!? Leah: Don’t start this back up. [Bella out of nowhere walks behind Radd who is laughing at Makaze. Bella delivers a reverse DDT on Radd then goes for a quick cover.] 1… 2… No Good! [Radd kick out of the pinfall before the three. Bella used her anger to add power as she pound Radd again and again in the head. Makaze pulled Bella off of Radd as she then kicks Bella in the mid-section and delivered a nice jaw breaker. Makaze laugh as she then picked up Bella and sent her down with powerbomb but didn’t release the move until the third. She then to a cover…but before anything could happen Radd kicked Makaze off of Bella. Makaze stood as Radd went for another kick her leg was caught but she delivered a nice enzuigiri.] Leah: Maybe this match has some better qualities than I thought. JLT: I knew you would come on. Leah: Hold Tha… JLT: Never mind then. [Bella stays away from action trying to brace herself as Radd and Makaze continues. Radd walks over to Makaze as she jumps on her back and begins to pull her hair, Makaze screams and the ref makes Radd stop. Radd looked to be leaving but she jumps back on her back and pulls her hair again. This time the ref does a count and she releases at the 4. Bella with rested herself runs and delivers a nice hurricana on Radd sending her to the mat as Makaze holding her head delivers walks into Bella as Bella turned around a delivered chop after chop to Makaze chest.] Leah: I wonder how much that hurt? JLT: Well maybe you should become a wrestler. Leah: No, I think I will leave my amazing fighting skills to the imaginary. [Bella then sent Makaze to the ropes, as Makaze came flying back she used a flying shoulder block knocking Bella down to the mat. While Bella rolled on the ground Radd was on the top rope as she flew down with a nice elbow drop. Bella clenched her stomach as she rolled out of the ring.] JLT: These new girls are really working hard for the money. Leah: Are you inferring that they are prostitutes? JLT: No, Leah all I’m saying is that they are good at what they do. Leah: Yeah I bet you did mean that huh? [Makaze smirked as she used the ropes to aid her, then she ran towards Totally Radd. Radd manages to kick her in the stomach, halting Makaze and then pulls her into a ranhei “Dead Before Lohan” finisher, planting Makaze in the canvas in spectacular fashion and holding the position for a pin.] JLT: Whoa! Leah: What was that?! 1… 2… 3! John Roe: Here is your winner…TOTALLY RADD!!! JLT: Radd is the winner! [Radd rolls to her feet, leaving Makaze on the canvas as Bellatrix’s eyes peek over the camera to see she’s lost the match. Radd then stands, adjusting her hair and making sure she looks fabulous and allows the referee to raise her hand in the air. Radd then slides out of the ring and begins to pose for photographs with the fans with a smug smile on her face.] JLT: Radd is the winner tonight, she did a great job. I think we’re going to see a lot more of her in the future. Leah: I like her, she seems like a bitch. We need more of those around here! [The camera cuts backstage to see a re-designed interview set, with a large screen behind the interviewer and the interview, with one showing the night skyline of the current city and other two showing following sand of the Sahara desert – tying into the new network.] [Holly Wentz smiles nicely at the camera, as next to her stands Tiger Lily, who appears to be adjusting and making sure her hair looks perfect. Holly brings a microphone to her lips and begins to speak.] Holly Wentz: Hey everyone, today I'm joined by Unleashed Champion, Tiger Lily. How are you today Lily? Tiger Lily: Hi ya, Holly. Thanks for inviting me on your little show. I just got my highlights done, so I'm feeling extra fabulous. Holly Wentz: They look nice. So now that the Unleashed tournament is in full flow, and with more matches dominating the show later tonight. With everybody focused on who will progress, do you think you've been forgotten as Unleashed Champion? Tiger Lily: Um, I don't think people have forgotten about me. Just look at my highlights, how could you forget these? It's kinda scary though having like 24 chicks fight for your title. Holly Wentz: So out of those 24, we’ve eliminated 12 and there’s already been some surprises as Kibby, who was a favourite, was eliminated by Suzie Woods last week. Out of the 12 remaining, who would you like to face most at NP5? Tiger Lily: Gosh, it's hard to pick because it seems everybody totally deserves a fair shot, ya know? I guess if I had to pick one it would have to be Meggerz again. She keeps saying I'm not a deserving champie so I need to put that woman in her place. Holly Wentz: You mention facing Meggie again and speaking of old rivals, Sinful Delights are currently doing well. If a Sinful Delights member does reach the finals, do you feel extra pressure to win the match in order to prevent a SD monopoly and fly the flag for Blonde Ambition? Tiger Lily: Oh totally. Sinful Delights are so nasty and, earth to you girls, the hot lesbian thing is soo 2004. Out of all of them, I think that Amber may have the best shot of progressing. That chica is sneaky so I think I'm going to have to watch out for her. Holly Wentz: So at Nuclear Pussy 5, in order to get a shot at you, there’s a triple threat match to decide which woman will earn the right to face you later that night. Do you think this gives you an unfair advantage? Tiger Lily: I don't think so. Of course people like Felicity would complain about how it's unfair but then again that's what the tournament is about, right? If ya can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, girl! Holly Wentz: Speaking of Felicity, she’s still in the tournament and in with a chance of fighting you for the belt at NP5 if she can defeat Sammantha Moore tonight. Do you have any words of good luck for your rival? Tiger Lily: Not really, no. I know she'll do anything to get this pretty little belt off my shoulders, so luck really has nothing to do with it. Holly Wentz: Do you have anything else you’d like to add? Tiger Lily: I'd just like to thank the fans for being so supportive of me and for making BlondeTV a huge success. You're all so wonderful and Blonde Ambition loves you! Holly Wentz: Thanks for your time Lily. Tiger Lily: Thanks Holly! [Lily turns around to leave and prepare for her match, but standing in her path is Felicity, with a sly looking grin on her face.] Tiger Lily: Can I help you with something? Felicity: Oh no, I was just listening to your thoughts about this tournament and I thought I should let you know that you have nothing to worry about. I know that I am the one who will be winning this thing and getting my rightfully deserved title rematch. Tiger Lily: Well good luck then, I look foward to seeing how you do, but there is a lot of great talent involved in this tournament. [Lily tries to leave but Felicity grabs her by the arm.] Felicity: I'm not worried about anyone else, I will beat Samantha tonight and advance in this thing and beat everyone in my path. Then the Unleashed title will be back where it belongs, not on the hands of some one who hasn't really even earned it. [Lily pulls her arm away angrilly.] Tiger Lily: You listen here, the only thing that you'll be winning any time soon ... is the FWA for Best Bitch. Felicity: Well that's not the only FWA I am nominated for you know, I sadly have to share a nomination for Best Fued with you as well. Tiger Lily: Don't remind me. Felicity: Well maybe if you get a reminder you'll think we'll deserve that award as well for the things I have done with you. Tiger Lily: Don't even go there. Felicity: Oh I will ... like the time in Toronto when I smacked your head off of the guard rail and threw you off the stage ... or got you booted out of Blonde Ambition ... or what was that other thing? Tiger Lily: Trust me Felicity, you do not want to finish this. Felicity: Oh yeah, now I remember. How about the time I stole the love of your life and you caught me in bed with him mere hours after you last saw him. Even with your walking in on us, I can not forget what a magical night that was and me or Derek have NEVER been happier. Tiger Lily: Oh, is that right? Let me tell you something about Derek and how "happy" he is. Happy enough to where he pretends to be in business meetings when really he is meeting me for dinner. Felicity: What? Tiger Lily: Oh, this is news to you? So I guess he enver told you about hos at this same dinner he tried to get me back into his bed, you know, for old times sake ... but I told him to get lost. I guess I was smart enough to find out sooner the type of guy Derek Brady really is. [For once Felicity seems speechless and stands there with a shocked look on her face. One would almost feel sorry for her, until she suddenly unleashes a hard slap across Lily's face.] [Lily turns her head, and then Felicity tries to slap her again but this time Lily blocks it and unleashed a hard punch to her rival. Felicity staggers back, but then charges at Lily and the two starts to scuffle, but before the two can really go at it they are broken up by Divas Unleashed security] [The camera cuts to the ring.] Standard Match Allanté Clark vs. Didgitz COMING SOON. Six-Person Tag Team Match Katie Kooper, Melissa Evans & Tiger Lily vs. KibbyD, Moira Storm & Noriko Lee JLT: We have six-person action next as the debut of Noriko Lee’s dodgy coalition with some of her enemies Moira and Kibby to take on Katie Kooper, “Beautiful Maiden” Melissa Evans and the Unleashed Champion herself, Tiger Lily! This should be a very interesting match! Leah: I’m going with Team Lily, even though both teams are weirdly mismatched! What was Shane doing when he booked this match? Noriko and Kibby don’t get along, let’s not forget that Noriko puked all over her! JLT: Exactly, sparks will fly! Leah: Poor Lily, having to team up with a red-head. Nobody likes red-heads, they’re so…shady. When was the last time you trusted someone with red hair? [The two teams stand in their respective corners, Lily gives Beautiful Maiden a “I’m not starting out first” look before climbing through the ropes and standing on the apron. Katie and Maiden then play a game of rock, paper scissors to decide which woman will start the match. Kibby steps forward from her corner as Noriko shoots her a death-stare as she and Moira stand on the apron. The referee calls for the bell as Kibby and Katie circle each other, Katie stares at Kibby with a frown as Kibby begins to turn to the audience, ignoring Katie and pouting, flipping her hair as people take pictures of her. Katie shakes her head.] [Katie walks back to her team’s corner and tags in Beautiful Maiden. Maiden looks surprised and steps into the ring, Kibby stands with her hands on her hips, pouting for the crowd. Maiden walks up to her with a smile on her face before blindsided her by spinning her around and kicking her in the stomach, Kibby doubles over as Maiden pulls her into a front face lock. Kibby shoves Maiden to the ropes, Maiden hits them and bounces back and Kibby nails her with a hip toss.] [Kibby then swirls her arm in the air to get a response from the crowd, as a bunch of Kibby fans cheer. Kibby then tries for an elbow drop onto Maiden but Maiden rolls out of the way and Kibby hits the canvas. Maiden then brings Kibby to her feet and nails her across the face with an uppercut, Maiden then grabs Kibby into a belly-to-belly suplex lock and walks towards the turnbuckle. Maiden then leaps backwards before executing the suplex as Kibby flies through the air and crashes into the turnbuckle and hits the mat with a thud.] JLT: Ouch! Maiden was brutal, did you see that? Leah: Yes, Maiden hates Kibby so I think Kibby posing makes Maiden want to inflict pain on her. I can relate to that, all the way through “Diamondz” I just wanted to track Kibby down and bitchslap her ass for making that trash! JLT: I liked that film! Leah: You would. [Kibby holds her head and crawls to her corner, Noriko shouts directions at her telling her to hurry up and tag her in. Kibby looks up at Noriko and lifts her arm to slap Noriko’s open palm but at the last minute, swerves her arm away and tags in Moira. Kibby laughs, as Moira climbs through the ropes to approach Maiden who stands in the middle of the ring. Moira then calls to Kibby for some double team as Maiden then runs towards Kibby and Moira but the Sinful Delights members nail her with a double shoulder block. Maiden falls to the canvas, Kibby then tells Moira to go to the top rope. Kibby scoops Maiden off the canvas, she holds her in a sidewalk slam position as Moira leaps from the top rope with a leg drop, completing the slam/leg drop combination.] JLT: Nice double team from Sinful Delights there! Leah: I’m amazed Kibby was able to remain focused for that long! JLT: I think she’s intimidated by Moira, Moira seems to be like a really strict teacher that you’re scared of so you do whatever they say. Leah: That’s right, Moira’s mah gurl. [Kibby leaves the ring as Moira covers.] [1] [2] [Lily breaks up the count.] [Moira shoots a dirty look to Lily as she walks back to her corner, she brings Maiden to her feet and tosses her into her team’s corner. Moira then points at Lily but Katie tags herself in and hops over the ropes. Katie and Moira circle each other, Moira swings for Katie with a punch but Katie ducks. She kicks Moira in the stomach as Moira doubles over, Katie then nails a swinging neckbreaker.] JLT: Nice move from Moira! Leah: Yep, Moira is fly. [Katie then heads to the top rope, she looks over her shoulder at Moira who lies on the canvas. Katie then leaps backwards with a moonsault but Moira rolls out of the way and Katie smashes into the canvas. Moira then brings Katie to her feet and nails her across the face with a few punches, Moira then whips Katie into the corner. Moira tags in Kibby as Noriko looks angry, like that ring rage is about to come back. Kibby then whips Moira towards Katie but Moira reverses and sends Kibby flying towards Katie.] [Kibby crashes into her with a body splash. Kibby then grabs Katie and pulls her into a running bulldog from the corner. Kibby rolls Katie over and calls Moira to her. Kibby then pulls Moira into a powerbomb and lifts her up into the air, slamming her partner down on top of Katie. Moira then rolls out of the way as Kibby covers, hooking the leg.] JLT: Moira and Kibby are working well as a team! That was a nice double team move from them! Leah: Moira should ditch that trash, what happened to her and Linda? Linda was cool, none of this Kibby trash! [1] [2] [Katie gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Lily and Maiden seem to giving each other stares like they need to get in the ring, Lily hasn’t wrestled yet nor has Noriko! Leah: Aren’t Noriko and Lily friends? Or did I imagine that? Why would someone want to be Noriko’s friend. She’s a liar! JLT: Leah, you realllly need to get over this “Noriko lied about her ethnicity” thing! [Kibby brings Katie to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Kibby tries to grab Katie into a bulldog but Katie swings forward and counters into a headscissors to take Kibby into the mat. Kibby rolls to her feet, she charges toward Katie but Katie kicks her in the mid-section. Katie then pulls Kibby into a cradle piledriver and plants her into the canvas.] Leah: Isn’t the piledriver a banned move? Katie is cheating against my lovely Moira! Disqualify her! JLT: Since when did you ever care about rules? Leah: True dat. [Katie then walks to her corner, Beautiful Maiden tries to tag herself in but Lily shoves her off the apron to ensure she’s the one tagged in. Maiden falls to the outside as some of the fans laugh and Lily shouts “sorry!” in her direction. Katie tags in Lily. Lily climbs into the ring and charges towards Kibby and takes her down by leaping in the air with a hard clothesline, with both divas landing on the canvas.] [Kibby finds her feet as Lily grabs her, nailing her with alternating forearms to the face. Kibby stumbles backwards as Lily bounces to the ropes, she charges towards Kibby but Kibby suddenly leaps into the air with a dropkick to Lily, catching her in the face as Lily falls down. Kibby then walks to her corner and tags in Noriko with a slap to the chest.] JLT: Here comes Noriko! [Lily crawls to her feet as Beautiful Maiden slides into the ring. The referee tries to block Maiden but Noriko intercepts her, leaping into the air with a flying chop to the top of Maiden’s head, as Maiden falls to the mat, presumably knocked out by the martial arts blow. Noriko and Lily then turn to face each other, they tie-up with Lily getting the upper hand and flipping Lily into the canvas. Noriko quickly nails a leg drop across Lily’s through and then springs to her feet and runs towards the ropes, executing a lionsault.] JLT: Noriko’s on fire, she’s all angry and…quick! Leah: Way to bring the stereotype of your race, oh wait, you’re American. Then why don’t you act like an American? WHY, NORIKO, DO YOU REFUSE TO BE AMERICAN? YOU DAMN HATER! BE FAT, STUPID AND IGNORANT LIKE THE REST OF US! JLT: Ahem, Leah! Americans aren’t fat, stupid nor ignorant. Don’t be so stereotypical, you’re the only one who’s ignorant. You know by saying all of that, America just wants to kick your ass now? Leah: I don’t care, Moira has my back. [Noriko holds her position for a pin.] [1] [2] [Lily kicks out.] [Noriko brings Lily to her feet and tries to whip her into the corner but Lily counters, reversing the whip and hoisting Noriko up onto her shoulders. Lily then tries to nail a death valley driver style move but Noriko lands behind Lily, Noriko then leaps into the air, places two knees on Lily’s back and falls to the canvas, executing a ‘backcracker’ move. Noriko then quickly covers.] JLT: Nice move from Noriko, it could be over! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Leah: YAY! Moira won! JLT: Yes, but only because NORIKO had the pin! John Roe: Here are your winners…KIBBYD, MOIRA STORM AND NORIKO LEE!!! [Noriko Lee stands and raises her arms in the air but all of a sudden from behind comes Moira and Kibby, knocking Noirko down to the canvas and begin to stomp on her back. Katie Kooper rushes into the ring, trying to save her partner as Kibby leaves as Katie approaches. Katie and Moira then exchange a stare, and Moira decides it’s not worth continuing with the beating and leaves the ring with Kibby, who begins pouting like crazy.] JLT: It’s a victory for Sinful Delights and Noriko, I’m sure they’re all pleased with that! Leah: Lily probably just let Noriko beat her. JLT: It was a good match, Leah, stop trying to devalue Noriko, she’s a good wrestler! So are Katie, Melissa and Lily, they all worked hard! Unleashed Tournament Round 2 Match Bobbi Jackson vs. Crystal Hilton JLT: We have Crystal Hilton and Bobbi Jackson taking on each other in that very ring for a spot in the quarter finals of the Unleashed tournament! This is high-stakes stuff! Leah: Yeah I know, my girl Crystal better make it through! Crystal is fabulous, and this company needs a fabulous champion! JLT: Well Bobbi is tough competition, Bobbi is lucky she didn’t draw against her Sinful Delights team-mates yet! That’d be an awkward match! Leah: No, that’d be a fantastic match! [The referee calls for the bell as Bobbi and Crystal circle each other. Bobbi looks surprised at Crystal’s intense face, as she’s ready to fight. They tie-up as Bobbi pulls Crystal into a front face lock, Bobbi then flips Crystal down to the canvas and tries to grab her arm into an armbar but Crystal scrambles to her feet. Bobbi runs towards Crystal but Crystal clotheslines her down into the canvas, Bobbi bounces up and runs towards Crystal but Crystal clotheslines her once again. Bobbi then runs to Crystal for a third time as Crystal swings for a clothesline once again but this time Bobbi wraps her legs around Crystal’s arms and takes her down into the canvas with a crucifix-style move.] Leah: Come on, Crystal! Shank that bitch! JLT: I’m surprised Sinful Delights are absent, maybe they’re on their best behaviour? Since that whole confession thing. Leah: Nah, they’re lurking somewhere, ready to strike. [She locks on a Fujiwara armbar and smiles, as Crystal lies on the canvas and tries to escape the hold. Bobbi drives the arm backwards as Crystal claws her way to the ropes, Crystal finally reaches them as Bobbi is forced to release the hold. Bobbi finds her feet and leaps into the air, dropkicking Crystal in the back of the head.] [Bobbi then grabs Crystal by her hair and shoves her neck onto the top rope, Bobbi then hoists herself up and lies with her body weight across Crystal’s neck, choking her against the top rope. The referee demands Bobbi release the hold and she reluctantly does, hoping onto the apron. Bobbi then tries to pull Crystal into a suplex position but Crystal counters and nails Bobbi across the face with a closed fist.] JLT: Crystal’s fighting back, she’s not going to take Bobbi’s cheating ways! Leah: Bobbi’s in a rather worrying position on the apron! Look at Crystal! [Crystal then rams Bobbi in the stomach using her stomach as Bobbi flies from the apron and hits the barricade on the outside. Bobbi holds her back as she lies on the floor, she finds her feet as Crystal Hilton bounces to the ropes and races towards Bobbi. Crystal then leaps over the top rope with a suicide dive, landing on top of Bobbi as both women crash down to the floor.] JLT: Whoa! Crystal flew, what a move! Leah: Wow, with all that weight, I didn’t know she could be so light on her feet! Girl must be doing one of those Hollywood diets! [Both women lie on the outside of the ring, as the referee begins a ten count. Crystal finds her feet first and grabs Bobbi and rolls her into the ring. Crystal then climbs onto the apron and to the top rope, she signals to the audience and leaps off with a leap frog splash, connecting to Bobbi. Crystal then holds her position for a cover.] JLT: Crystal’s really showing her high-flying ability tonight! She has a cover, this could be it! [1] [2] [Bobbi gets her foot on the bottom rope.] JLT: Bobbi’s may cheat a lot but she does know the rules of the ring. Leah: Jamie, rules are meant to be broken. Just not in this match, as I want Crystal to win. [Crystal then looks around at the referee in annoyance. Crystal then brings Bobbi to her feet but Bobbi counters and nails Crystal across the face with shots to the face. Bobbi then runs to the ropes and springboards backwards towards Crystal, she catches Crystal in a DDT position but Crystal counters, shoving Bobbi forwards as Bobbi lands on her front.] [Crystal then leaps onto Bobbi’s back and tries to lock in a Fujiwara armbar to give Bobbi a taste of her own medicine but Bobbi elbows Crystal in the face and rolls away. Both women find their feet, Crystal runs towards Bobbi but Bobbi grabs her into a fireman’s carry position, hoping to lock in a torture rack but Crystal rolls off behind Bobbi and pulls her into a back suplex but Bobbi counters by leaning forward, she tries to get Crystal into a headlock but Crystal finally nails a Russian leg sweep to Bobbi.] JLT: These women are really taking it to each other! Leah: Crystal has a cover! [Crystal then covers Bobbi.] [1] [2] [Bobbi gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Bobbi refuses to be beaten but you know the temper she has on her, look! [Crystal finds her feet as Bobbi rolls to knees, she begins to thump the canvas, frustrated. Crystal frowns as Bobbi finds her feet, she runs towards Crystal and tries to nail a clothesline but Crystal moves out of the way. Crystal then spins Crystal around and pulls her into a suplex position, ready to execute a C4 but Bobbi knees her in the stomach.] [Bobbi then pulls Crystal into a pedigree position and leaps into the air, slamming Crystal into the canvas, completing her finisher. Bobbi rolls Crystal over for a pin.] JLT: Bobbi nailed the pedigree! It has to be over! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…BOBBI JACKSON!!! JLT: Bobbi’s in the quarter-finals, she’s closer to getting that Unleashed championship! [Bobbi stands with a smug smile and begins to celebrate as her theme music plays. She rolls out of the ring as the fans boo, Crystal stirs on the canvas as a happy Bobbi makes her way backstage, advancing further into the tournament.] JLT: That was a nice victory for Bobbi, Crystal’s out of the tournament now. Just think, in these matches, we could be watching the next Unleashed Champion! Leah: Well, duh. [Kibby is found in her locker in front of a mirror fixing her hair and makeup. She giggles and she spins in front of the full length mirror as she shows off her tight mini blue dress. She giggles once again, as she blows kisses to herself in the mirror. She then walks away from the mirror and sits with her dog Daisy. She looks to be dress to walk out to the ring for the Divo Search. As she goes to pet her dog a knock comes upon her door as she stands and walks to her door and opens it. Standing on the other side is a delivery guy, he smiles as he hands Kibby some papers.] Kibby: Wow! Someone is sending me things? Guy: I guess so, can you sign here, here, and here. Kibby: Sure, thanks! Guy: Could I get your autograph too. Kibby: Awww sure you are so hawt! [Kibby signs the papers as she signs another paper for the guy. She giggles but looks confused about what to do.] Kibby: So where is the gift thingy? Guy: It is coming now. [Kibby looks out of her door and sees a box a wooden one coming inside her locker. A note sits on the top of the box.] Kibby: I wonder what it is. Guy: I’m sure you will love it. Thanks! [Kibby giggles as she waves bye at the guy. She then closes her door as she focus her attention to the box. She grabs the note as she reads it.] Kibby: A special gift for a special slut…from Tequila. [Kibby slams the note to the floor as she cross her arms pondering of whether to open the box of not.] Kibby: Well this crappy thingy looks big enough, maybe it is something nice! [Kibby opens the box just a little, when out of nowhere a little person pops out and screams. Kibby screams also as the little guy humps her leg. She pushes him off as she runs and hides behind her couch. Daisy barks as the little person jumps on the couch, Kibby looks up from behind only to look the little person in his face. She screams as she runs again, the little person drops down as he runs after her in circles.] Kibby: Stop! Leave me alone!! [Kibby then runs as slams into a lamp as she falls on the floor, she holds her head as Daisy jumps from the couch. Kibby quickly jumps up and pass by the little person she picks Daisy up and runs out of the room. The little person laughs as the scene then moves elsewhere.] Unleashed Tournament Round 2 Match Felicity vs. Sammantha Moore JLT: Another tournament match now, this time it’s Sammantha Moore and Felicity, and this will be a tough match! We have a former Stripped Champion and a former Unleashed Champion, so this is going to be a hard challenge for either to win tonight! Leah: Sammantha was Stripped Champion, all you need is luck to win that stupid belt. JLT: She reigned for most of last year, she can’t have been lucky that long! Leah: I hope she wins actually, hopefully the shame of losing will shock Felicity into retirement! [The bell rings as Sammantha and Felicity circle each other. Felicity then turns to the audience and looks at them as they cheer and boo her, Sammantha then rolls her eyes and does the same, receiving the same mixed reaction as well. The two divas tie-up, with Felicity nailing Sammantha with an uppercut. Sammantha stumbles backwards as Felicity kicks her in the mid-section and pulls her into a DDT position, Sammantha rolls out of the hold, twisting Felicity’s arm behind her back and grabbing her neck, pulling her down into the mat with a back cracker.] JLT: Nice counter from Sammantha! She could have popped some of Felicity’s ribs with that! Leah: Hopefully, Felicity could fit into her FWA dress if she has a couple of ribs taken out, it worked for Cher! [Felicity bounces off Sammantha’s knees and hits the mat, she holds her back and looks up at Sammantha who smiles deviously at her. The two divas circle each other once more, Felicity then drops to the mat and sweeps Sammantha’s legs with a hard kick. Felicity then leaps to Sammantha’s head, digging her nails into her face and tries to grab her neck into a dragon sleeper but Sammantha uses her legs and wraps them around Felicity’s neck, using her leg strength to flip Felicity to the canvas.] [Sammantha finds her feet and runs to the ropes, she leaps into the air with an attempted leg drop to Felicity but Felicity rolls out of the way. Sammantha lands on her butt as Felicity then drives her knee forward, connecting to Sammantha in the face. Sammantha holds her jaw, as Felicity brings Sammantha to her feet by pulling at her brown hair.] Leah: That kick could have broken Sammantha’s jaw, you know I think Felicity is getting more brutal recently. I think she’s lashing out because she realised nobody likes her, Meggie stole all of her fanbase! JLT: What are you talking about? I think Felicity is just trying to win this match, that’s all! She wants her belt back! [Felicity hoists Sammantha onto her shoulders into a death valley driver position but Sammantha lands behind Felicity. Sammantha then tries to hoist Felicity into the air with a back suplex but Felicity counters, spinning around and driving Sammantha face first into the mat with an impaler DDT. Felicity then rolls Sammantha over and covers her.] JLT: These women are really countering each other, it’s like they have each other scouted for every move! Felicity has a pin! [1] [2] [Sammantha kicks out.] JLT: Sammantha kicks out! Leah: Why does her name have two ‘m’s? I mean, nobody ever talks about why. They just accept it. Are we not allowed to talk about it or what? As you know, I am one to question these things and I want to know WHY! JLT: Leah, focus on the match! Leah: Fine, but you know I have a valid point! [Felicity brings Sammantha to her feet and whips her into the corner. Felicity then tries to follow up with a clothesline in the corner but Sammantha drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Felicity smashes into the turnbuckle and holds her chest as she stumbles backwards.] Leah: Let’s hope she didn’t pop an implant. [Sammantha then grabs Felicity’s feet, swiping them from her feet and pulling Felicity out of the ring. Sammantha then nails Felicity with shots to the face before whipping her towards the steel steps. Felicity counters and sends Sammantha flying towards them Sammantha leaps onto the stairs and leaps backwards, spinning in the air to land a hurricanrana onto Felicity and driving her head-first into the padded floor.] JLT: What a move from Sammantha! That could have cracked open Felicity’s school, that floor padding is so thin it’s almost pointless! Felicity could have hit the concrete! Leah: Well under all the botox she’s had, I doubt she can feel it. I get scared when I watch Felicity backstage, I’m terrified that she’ll blink and tear her forehead open! It’s worse than when I watch Desperate Housewives! Have you noticed how much botox Maria Cross has had? She looks like an alien! JLT: Leah, can you please stop talking bollocks and do some damn commentary?! [Sammantha then slides into the ring, the referee begins a 10 count to Felicity. Felicity rolls into the ring, Sammantha then grabs Felicity and whips her to the ropes. Felicity bounces back as Sammantha attempts a tilt-a-whirl slam but Felicity counters and lands on her feet. She kicks Sammantha in the mid-section and pulls her into a suplex position, hoisting her up into the air for a stalling suplex.] [Sammantha fights the move, kicking her legs but Felicity counters the counter and slams Sammantha onto the top rope of the ring, landing stomach-first. Felicity then grabs Sammantha by the neck and pulls her into a stunner position. Felicity then tries to execute a stunner but Sammantha uses the ropes to flip herself over Felicity’s body, and landing with a diamond cutter to Felicity.] JLT: Another nice counter from Sammantha, I think Felicity’s underestimated her in this match! [Sammantha covers.] [1] [2] [Felicity kicks out.] Leah: You know how Felicity hates to be pinned, she’ll fight even if she’s covered in blood and urine. JLT: Urine?! Leah: Yeah, I heard she’s got bladder problems, you know, being so old… JLT: Leah, be quiet. Felicity will hear you and come and kick your ass. She probably watches all her matches over after this goes off air, she’ll hear your comments. Leah: Whatever. I ain’t scurred of ya Felicity, ya wanna go? I’LL GO! COME ON, BRING IT BIATCH! BRING IT!!! JLT: Leah, calm down! Honestly… [Sammantha brings Felicity to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Felicity bounces back as Sammantha swings with a kick to the face attempt. Felicity counters with a baseball slide, taking out the standing leg of Sammantha as Sammantha falls to the canvas. Felicity then grabs Sammantha’s head and tries to execute a “Flick Driver” flipping piledriver but Sammantha kneels and tries lodge her feet in the ropes to block the move.] [Felicity yanks Sammantha up, trying to trag her to the middle of the ring, and nails some closed fists to her kidneys. Felicity finally executes the move, planting Sammantha into the mat and quickly pins.] Leah: That was a cool move! JLT: Felicity has a pin! [Felicity covers.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: She did it! John Roe: Here is your winner…FELICITY!!! [Felicity stands and rolls out of the ring, raising her arms on the outside of the ring to avoid any Sinful Delights backlash. She smiles cockily and heads up the ramp, proud that she’s advanced into the quarter-finals. Sammantha stirs on the canvas, an angry expression on her face.] JLT: Felicity picks up the victory, Sammy is out of the tournament and our quarter-finals are coming tonight! This tournament is so exciting! Leah: It’s boring, it’s been going on forever! They should’ve played Russian Roulette to decide who’d get the shot, that would’ve been way funner and I’m not talking about the game show either! [The Divatron flashes pink as “Barbie Girl” blasts throughout the arena. The large screen flashes video footage of Blonde Ambition as “Blonde TV” appears on the screen and a blonde wig falls onto the ‘T’. The scene opens up to what appears to be a board meeting, but instead of business executives, the room is filled to capacity of cheerful blondes. Standing at the front of the room are Tiger Lily, Carley, Courtney and Mistress all dressed in their pink Blonde Ambition t-shirts.] Mistress: Alright you guys, listen up! [Mistress blows a whistle, causing all the cheerful blondes to quiet down.] Mistress: Alrighty, as you guys know, awards season is upon us… Carley and Courtney: YAY! Mistress: AND not only that but all three members of Blonde Ambition are nominated! Carley and Courtney: YAY! Tiger Lily: So with out further adieu we would like all of our fan club members out there to rush out and vote for us in the polls! Ya’ll did a great job and voted us Divas of the Month last year, so we’re hoping that you’ll do it again this year! Carley: Uh huh and don’t forget to vote sissy and me for best tag team! Courtney: Uh huh! Honestly who’s the most funziest team around? Certainly not Sinful Delights!! [All the Blonde Ambition boo in unison.] Mistress: Also don’t forget to vote for Tiger Lily for Best Female. You know that she’s a total fashionita and deserves the award so much! Tiger Lily: Aww, thanks! Mistress: OH! And if you still have time, remember to vote for ME for best manager! Courtney: Uh huh vote for all of us! Carley: The future is blonde! Tiger Lily: And pink! Mistress: So please vote! Bombastic Announcer: This has been an official reminder from Blonde Ambition to “think pink” and vote for your favorite blondes for the Feminity Wrestling Awards. Thank you. Unleashed Tournament Round 2 Match Jessie Lockhart vs. Wednesday Mourning JLT: Nest up we have Jessie Lockhart going up against Wednesday Mourning! Leah: Yawn. JLT: What what? Leah: I’m sick of these tournament matches. All they do is build false hope, do these girls HONESTLY think they’re the next big thang? JLT: Be nice, Leah. These girls wrestle their little hearts out every week, we should give them the respect they deserve. John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from New York City, New York…JESSIE LOCKHART! ["I'm only happy when it rains" by Garbage erupts as Jessie Lockhart steps out from behind the black curtain. Jessie makes her way on down to the ring at this time to a huge ovation of cheers from the fans. Jessie waves to the fans before she heads on down to the ring.] JLT: Jessie is usually the tag partner of Jennifer Collins but tonight she has to prove that she can make it on her own. Leah: Girl better work or else she’s always going to be known as someone else’s bitch. ["(S)aint" by Marilyn Manson blasts over the PA system, as a Wednesday appears at the top of the ramp, where she raises her right fist, before strutting down to the ring and entering the ring via the ring steps. Once in the ring she walks around with her fist raised, or climbs the turnbuckle / bounces on the middle rope taunting the crowd further.] John Roe: And her opponent, from Portland, Oregon…WEDNESDAY MOURNING! JLT: Wednesday’s a relative new girl to the company, can you imagine what a boost it would be if she won this tournament? Leah: Eww, I’m sick of all these emo girls. She looks like she was ripped out of the Adams Family! [Both competitors meet in the ring and begin to circle each other. Showing true sportsmanship, the girls shake hands before going at each other. They lock up in a power struggle in the center of the ring and Wednesday gets the upper hand. Wednesday arm drags Jessie to the mat and puts her into an armbar. Jessie struggles out of the hold by kipping up to her feet and leveling Wednesday with a clothesline. Wednesday quickly jumps back to her feet and ducks underneath another Jessie clothesline. Wednesday springs off of the ropes and hits Jessie with a running cross body and turns it into a quick pin.] [1] [2] [Jessie kicks out.] JLT: Wow, how close was that? It could have been over right there! Leah: Jessie poo must be soooo embarrassed! [Both girls rise to their feet and Jessie whips Wednesday into the corner. Jessie follows it up with a running splash into the corner that crumbles Wednesday into the turnbuckle. Jessie hooks Wednesday by the head and executes a quick snap suplex out of the corner onto the mat. Jessie stomps on Wednesday a few times for good measure and bounces off the ropes before hitting a frog splash on Wednesday.] [1] [2] [Wednesday gets her shoulder up. Jessire pulls Wednesday to her feet by her hair and attempts another suplex but Wednesday reverses it and lands on her feet behind Jessie. Wednesday dropkicks Jessie from behind sending Jessie staggering forward. Wednesday then bounces off the ropes and hits a sunset flip, hoping to get a pin on Jessie.] [1] [2] [Jessie rolls out of it.] JLT: What a back and forth match this has been. Both girls came very close to securing a victory! And cleanly at that! Leah: Boring! [Jessie and Wednesday are back on their feet and the two begin exchanging punches until Jessie kicks Wednesday in the stomach. With Wednesday hunched over, Jessie grabs her by the head and executes a quick neckbreaker. She pulls Wednesday back to her feet and whips Wednesday into the ropes. Wednesday ducks a spinning heel kick attempt and comes bounding back with a running double axe handle that connects to Jessie’s forehead. Wednesday then hits a scissor kick that plants Jessie to the mat.] [1] [2] [Jessie kicks out.] JLT: I so thought it was over there! Leah: I think you’ve said that about every pin there’s been! [Wednesday lifts Jessie to her feet and attempts a body slam but Jessie blocks it and hits Wednesday with a bodyslam of her own. Jessie bounces off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but Wednesday rolls out of the way and Jessie’s elbow his the mat. Wednesday quickly gets to her feet and nails Jessie with a hard DDT, leaving the young girl motionless on the mat. Wednesday then motions to the crowd and climbs to the turnbuckle. She motions to the crowd and attempts her “Hellfire Drop” double knee attack on Jessie, but Jessie rolls out of the way at the last second.] Leah: HA! She moved! JLT: Wednesday’s knees must be in agony. [A hurt expression makes its way across Wednesday’s face after her knees hit the bare canvas. She tries to get to her feet but finds it hard to stand from the pain in her legs. Jessie stalks her prey and charges at Wednesday with the Cerebral Charge, a move that leaves Wednesday in a lifeless heap on the mat. Jessie waits little time in making a cover.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: She did it! Jessie wins! Leah: Whoopee! John Roe: Here is your winner…JESSIE LOCKHART! [Jessie rises to her feet and smiles at her victory, acknowledging the parts of the crowd that are chanting her name.] JLT: Jessie progresses in the tournament but Wednesday is out of the game for now! Leah: Better luck next time, girl! [The camera returns from a commercial break to see the Divo Search contestants in the ring, and KibbyD posing for the fans as “Greenlight (Freemasons Remix)” by Beyonce blasts into the Chicago arena.] KibbyD: So everyone, welcome welcome to another Divo Search! YAY! We only have 3 more left, and tonight I have a very special challenge for all of you to but before I tell you about that, we have to get rid of someone! Aww, how sad! [Kibby opens an envelope and reads the name aloud. She walks up and down the divo contestants like an army chief. Kibby then stops in front of the Fraleys and looks upset.] KibbyD: The divos eliminated are…Zack and David Fraley! [Zack and David look disappointed before they begin to exit the ring, shaking the hands of their fellow contestants and waving to the audience. Kibby looks sad that her man candy has gone. But quickly shrugs off her disappointment as she’s got a show to present.] KibbyD: Anyway, this week’s challenge is one I made up myself. Are you ready? You guys have 5 minutes to track down a diva and interview them! GO! [The divos scramble out of the ring, as Joe Ragnal runs up the ramp and the camera follows him. He sees Bloo walking backstage and he shouts to her.] Joe Ragnal: Bloo! Why do you remind me of a Jabba the Hutt slave? [Bloo ignores him, the camera cuts to Tommy Tyler, who has found Blonde Ambition backstage. They leap up and down excitedly and Courtney accidentally hits herself in the face.] Tommy Tyler: Alrighty girls, first how did you come up with your team name? Is it a homage to Madonna? Carley: Nuh-uh My sissy was saying how our blonde ambition like totally always getting us into trouble and and then we were like thinking it's such a funzie name that it'd cool to have for a team name *big grin* Tommy Tyler: Cool. How often do you have to re-highlight your hair? Carley: Umm our bestest friend Lily does that for us like whenever she knows about such things… Tommy Tyler: You don’t know? You don’t take pride in your appearance? What’s WRONG with you? Anyway. Next question, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Carley: STRAWBERRY!!! [Tommy looks amused as the camera cuts to Dan "The Man" Miller as he runs down the hallway and spots of all people, Jinx walking in the same direction. Dan runs after her.] Dan: Jinx... Jinx... A word if you please. [Jinx doesn't turn around but yells back.] Jinx: Get lost... there's two words. [Dan finally catches her.] Dan: Jinx, where is Bloo? [Jinx stops and turns.] Jinx: How should I know, I'm not her keeper and she's not mine. Dan: A few weeks back, you seemed angry about losing to both Woods and Daniels in a very quick match up. Jinx: I didn't lose the match, that dimwit partner of mine did. It is also her fault why I spent an entire year at home with my sister Trixie waiting for that phone to ring while Bloo just gets arrested for stupid crap or snorts her damn cocaine while screwing some girl behind her girlfriends back. No, the DU was too damn busy signing dumb blondes or asian whores like your girlfriend, to call me and say "Jinx, we understand that money's tight right now, and Bloo is messing up, but how about you come back for some single matches instead?" Dan: So where are you headed right now? Jinx: I'm having a conversation with Rockford about my contract, and either he can renew it or terminate it, either way, I could care less. Dan: Well, good luck with that. [Dan leaves Jinx alone and hurries back to the ring. The camera cuts to Bandit as he comes across Katia, who is having her make up done by the make-up girl, but Bandit steps in] Bandit: Girl, what do you think you are doing? You have to be careful while working on a masterpeice like this treasure here. Luckilly I know a thing or two about adding to perfection. [The make-up girl leaves and Bandit takes over, and begins applying nail polish to Katia's hands.] Katia: Oh thank God, these girls are probably better suited at a circus drawing face paint on a bunch of clowns, not on a goddess like myself. Bandit: You know it honey, but your in good hands now. Do you mind if I ask you some questions for the Divas Unleashed viewers? Katia: Sure, ask me whatever you'd like. Bandit: Last year you did a megafabulous job hosting the FWAs, what are your feelings about only being a spectator this year Katia: Well, for starters you don't need to tell me that I did a "megafabulous" job hosting the FWA last year because I am the definition of that word. So it's no surprise that I rocked the house. And about me now being just a "spectator" is not true at all, I am doing a performance for the show because let's face it..I am the Golden Diva of Divas Unleashed and to actually have a fabulous show you need me involved in some aspect. Without me it would suck knowing that second rate has-beens like Meggie and Kibby D are hosting this year. Bandit: And I know you will look the most gorgeous in your many dresses, would you consider wearing something from my own personal line? It would be good advertising if someone like you was seen wearing my fashions. Katia: Thank you..all my dresses are personally made by my dear friend Roberto Cavalli, and Donnatella Versace. I love would love to wear one of your gowns, Although you would have to send the designs to my manager Livia for me to choose, I cannot just show up looking like a second rate superstar..like all the other women in the company do. Bandit: Trust me, I know how to make someone look good. You are also famous for your hit single "I don't Need No Man" which I find myself singing in the shower after a hard night dancing at a hot club, but what do you think of the musical efforts of Kibby D or Tequila? Katia: I am musically gifted, I wont deny you that..and I think is rather cute that those two are following the footsteps of greatness such as I. Tequila though, I have heard her recent single and I do like her singing style..Kibby D..well, she sounds more like a screaming banshee than a singer. She needs to stick to what she knows best..and that's opening her legs! Bandit: Oh, you are so naughty. Well that should be about it ... what do you think? Katia: Oooh I like ... you have GOT to give me your number so we can do it again. Bandit: You can come by the salon anytime, I'll clear my schedule anytime you visit. It's been my honor honey. [The two exchange diva kisses on the cheek and the camera moves to the ring where Kibby is standing, looking at her watch as the time limit expires.] KibbyD: Okay, divos, time is up! Next week we’ll be getting rid of the FINAL evictee, then we’re left with a final 3! Wowsie! Unleashed Tournament Round 2 Match Darla Daniels vs. Suzie Woods COMING SOON. Unleashed Tournament Round 2 Match Linda Ragnal vs. Meggie JLT: Well, we have more tournament goodness on the way as Meggie and Linda are set to go one on one. Do you have any thoughts, Leah? Leah: Not really, except THANK GOD that Linda changed her hairstyle. At least now she doesn’t look like a cancer patient anymore am I right? JLT: I never thought that! What a horrible thing to say! ["Just A Girl" by No Doubt plays, and Linda walks out, wearing a pink ribbon around her eyes. As the refrain starts, Linda takes off the ribbon and runs down to the ring, with her Askai Championship slung over her shoulder. Linda stands up and does a "two fingered kiss" to the audience.] John Roe: The following contest is part of the Unleashed Tournament and is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Scranton, Pennsylvania, she is the reigning Askai Champion…LINDA RAGNAL! JLT: Aww, Linda Ragnal is such a nice girl who’ll give anything to provide us with a quality match. Leah: Ugh boring! Who cares about quality matches these days? I want to see some blood and hair-pulling! [The sound of "Dangerzone" by Vanilla Ninja hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air, as she then climbs up into the ring, she taunts in all four corners and get's ready to fight.] John Roe: And her opponent, from Swans Quarter, North Carolina…MEGGIE! JLT: Meggie has had such an attitude change since her debut last year. She used to be a nice member of Blonde Ambition but that changed ever since she started hanging around Felicity! Leah: It was for the better, I think. Remember when she beat up all the members of Blonde Ambition? That was so classic! [The referee calls for the bell while Linda and Meggie exchange some slaps in the ring. Meggie then does a clothesline off the ropes. Meggie grabs Linda by her hair and does a suplex. Meggie kips up to her feet and takes a bow for the crowd, clearly gloating about her recent dominance over Linda. Linda jumps back to her feet as well, unimpressed with Meggie's showboating and nails a standing dropkick that sends Meggie flying forward and outside of the ring. Linda runs out of the ring and chases Meggie around the ring. They finally run into the ring where Meggie levels Linda with a spinning heel kick as she was climbing into the ring.] JLT: Nice maneuver from Meggie. You have to imagine that she’s still stinging from her recent loss to Tiger Lily a few weeks back. You can tell she desperately wants a shot at that title again! Leah: Haha, Meggie lost to that shoeless dumbass, that’s so embarrassing. She’s got a lot of work to do to shake off that humiliation! [Linda runs into the ropes and ducks underneath a Meggie clothesline. Linda bounces off the ropes again and nails Meggie with a running cross body as the fans cheer her on loudly. Linda runs on the top rope and does a flip onto Meggie. Linda then tries a pin]. JLT: A pinfall! This could be over quick! [1] [2] [Meggie kicks out. Linda gets to her feet and does a scoop slam on Meggie. Linda goes to lift Meggie to her feet but Meggie pulls her into a quick cradle pin that catches Linda off guard.] [1] [2] [Linda manages to roll out of it. The two ladies climb to their feet and Meggie spears Linda to the ground and the fans boo. The ladies are back on their feet and Meggie blasts Linda with a side kick and pins once again.] [1] [2] JLT: Man, both these ladies refuse to stay down. The Unleashed title must be really important to them! Leah: Of course! The opportunity to be the top bitch in this company is not something to be taken lightly. [Both ladies get to their feet. Linda kicks Meggie in the gut then follows it up with a scissors kick. Linda goes on the top rope for an elbow drop, but Meggie moves out of the way. The ref begins to count. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8, eventually both female competitors get to their feet. Meggie is the first to her feet and swings across the ropes for a clothesline that connects. Meggie waits till Linda gets up. She then charges at Linda and hits a standing hurricanrana into a pin.] [1] [2] [Linda kicks out as the fans cheer.] Leah: Have you ever wondered how perverted wrestling is? I mean they pay women to get oiled up and roll around a ring! It’s a sex scandal I tell you! JLT: It is NOT, Leah! These girls are doing it because they love the sport! [Meggie climbs to her feet and begins to yell at the referee claiming that it was a three count. Linda gets up to her feet as Meggie turns around. Linda kicks her and tries a powerbomb, instead Meggie rolles over her shoulders and counters into a sunset flip. She grabs onto the ropes and holds them for extra leverage!] JLT: Wait, Meggie is holding the ropes! Why can’t the referee see it? Leah: BAHAHA! [1] [2] [3] JLT: NOO! Leah: YES! [The referee calls for the bells, signaling the end of the match. Meggie climbs to her feet with a satisfied grin on her face as the referee raises her hand in victory.] John Roe: Here is your winner…MEGGIE! [Linda sits up in the middle of the ring, looking furious over her cheated loss. Meggie simply blows Linda a taunting kiss and struts back up the ramp as the fans boo her.] JLT: What a cheap win! Meggie owes Linda a rematch! Leah: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do! The camera cuts to John Roe in the ring, he waves to the audience and then brings a microphone to his lips, enjoying his moment to shine as the usually forgotten ring announcer.] John Roe: Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the president of Divas Unleashed…Shane Rockford! [“Sundown On The Empire” by Reverend & The Makers hits the PA system as Shane Rockford walks out to a mixed reaction from the audience, some girls screaming wildly for the attractive boss. He walks to a podium which has been erected, and it becomes apparent that this will be a Diva of the Month ceremony.] Shane Rockford: Hello all. Are you all having a good time? [The crowd cheers. Shane smiles.] Shane Rockford: Good, good. So tonight I’m here to give out the Diva of the Month award, which is always a pleasure. Tonight I’ve picked a person who I think deserves it, they’ve worked very hard over the last few months and without further ado, I’ll announce who the Diva of the Month for February is! [Shane opens the envelope, and reads out the name, even though he knows who it is.] Shane Rockford: And the Diva of the Month is…MOIRA STORM!!! [“The Storm Is Here” begins to play as a surprised but pleased Moira walks out from backstage, she shakes Shane’s hand and thanks him for the award and then raises the glass statue in the air with her right hand, pointing at her chest and smiling to the audience, as she gets a mixed reaction.] [The duo then head backstage, with Shane refusing to make small talk to Moira what with her being an ally of Sinful Delights and not wanting to encounter the wrath of Tequila.] JLT: Moira is the new DoM! Leah: YAY!!! This is so fabulous! This made my night! Go girl! Unleashed Tournament Round 2 Match Amber Burton vs. Katia JLT: Katia’s back and she’s taking on Amber Burton next! This is for a spot in the quarter-finals of the tournament, so Katia better be focused. Amber Burton’s dangerous. Leah: I know, I wish someone would come out here and just whip the shit out her. Give her a taste of her own medicine! What kind of a name is Amber anyway? JLT: Isn’t Leah an old lady name? Leah: No, Jamie. I think you stand corrected, you see in African language, the meaning of “Leah” translates as “one sexy bitch” so it fits me absolutely perfectly. You are so racist sometimes. [Katia slides into the ring and immediately runs towards Amber, leaping into the air with a Lou Thesz press and taking Amber down into the canvas. Katia nails Amber in the face with a barrage of left and rights but Amber shoves Katia backwards off of her. Both women find their feet as Amber runs towards Katia but Katia counters and whips Amber into the corner.] JLT: Katia looks angry! Leah: Maybe she’s pissed because she couldn’t fit into one of those ridiculous gowns she wears? You know the ones which make her look like she has no waist? Girl has gotten FAT. [Katia then runs towards Amber in the corner but Amber gets her feet up and boots Katia in the face with a kick. Katia holds her face as Amber props herself onto the top turnbuckle and leaps forward, catching Katia from behind with a top rope neckbreaker and plants her into the mat. Amber then rolls Katia over for a cover.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Katia kicks out.] Leah: Katia wears a lot of make-up, you noticed that? She must be ugly. JLT: At least she’s not ugly on the inside like you. Leah: *gasp* Bitch! [Katia rolls to her feet, holding her million dollar face. Both women walk towards each other but Katia suddenly slaps Amber hard across the face. Amber is shocked by the sudden slap as Katia takes advantage and kicks her in the gut. Katia then grabs Amber by her hair and then begins to spin around, executing a hair style airplane spin as Amber is being swung around the ring by her hair. Katia finally lets go of Amber as she flies through the air and crashes into the mat, with strands of Amber’s hand still in Katia’s hands.] JLT: Amber’s hair in Katia’s hands! Leah: We should all be thankful that Amber didn’t borrow one of Tyra’s $5, 000 weaves tonight! Have you seen Tyra when she’s angry? Terrifying! JLT: Oh shut up! [Katia then smiles, Amber holds the roots of her hair and begins to climb to her feet but finds herself dizzy from the move. Katia comes from behind and pulls her into a backbreaker from behind. Katia then stands and flips her hair to the audience, pouting and winking.] [Katia then brings Amber to her feet, Katia whips her across the ring. Amber hits the ropes and bounces back as Katia swings for a clothesline but Amber ducks and nails Katia with a hard kick to the face, knocking the Egyptian into the mat.] Leah: Amber is trying to ruin Katia’s modelling career! How she will she sell records without a pretty face? She can’t! JLT: Lots of people sell records without being pretty, would you focus on the match? Leave Katia’s singing career alone, she’s in the ring again now. Leah: Yeah, I forgot about Katia’s lack of commitment. [Amber then signals to the fans and heads to the top rope, she ascends and crouches but Katia quickly nips up and runs over to Amber, knocking her off balance. Amber crashes down to the turnbuckle, landing awkwardly as Katia smiles. Katia then climbs up to join Amber on the top turnbuckle and pulls her into a superplex position.] [Katia then falls backwards, executing the move as Amber’s body crashes into the mat. Katia then scrambles to a cover, hooking the leg and pumping the air with her hand in diva-esque poses every time the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Amber gets her shoulder up.] [Katia looks angry and rolls to her feet, she walks over to the referee and begins to question his counting. Amber climbs to her feet and perches, waiting for Katia to turn around. Katia does and Amber grabs her with a spinebuster and plants her into the mat.] [Amber then pulls Katia into position away from the turnbuckle and tries to lock on her sambo lock finisher but Katia rolls out of the way, using her leg strength to shove Amber backwards, causing her to trip and tumble through the ropes. Katia then sits up and laughs, proud of herself.] Leah: Bitch got ejected! [Amber quickly finds her feet, brushing herself down and rolls into the ring. Katia then turns back to Amber and pulls her into suplex position but Amber counters with an elbow to the face of Katia and ducks behind her, pulling her into a waistlock. Katia fights the hold as Amber tries to German suplex her. Amber then instead places a foot in front of Katia’s leg, and shoves her forward causing her to fall face first into the mat.] JLT: Amber’s going for her finisher! [Amber then applies her “Dominatrix Lock” finisher, as Katia tries to fight to get free of the hold but Amber tightens the grip. Katia then quickly begins to tap out, as the referee calls for the bell and Amber smiles widely, a look of smugness on her face.] John Roe: Here is your winner…AMBER BURTON!!! JLT: Amber’s through to the next round of the tournament! Leah: Good for her, hopefully she gets to face Bobbi and they could tear each other apart! That’d be a match to watch! [Amber stands and begins to celebrate in the ring, posing for the cameras as Katia stirs on the canvas, a look of disappointment on her face. Amber celebrates to the jeering crowd as Exile fades off air.] Brought to you by The Sahara Network Epilogue Thanks to everyone who wrote matches on the show, I appreciate all the help. Thanks to the people who sent in segments too. Sorry these results took forever but as I stated, we were having major site problems which are all resolved now, so hopefully next week's results will be spectacularly prompt! Congrats to Moira for winning Diva of the Month too! -Card Subject to Change-