Friday 7th March 2008
Wachovia Center, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[We cut into the arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The theme to Exile blasts over the arena, as the camera pans away from the stage, over the ring, over the commentators and into the cheering crowd. The camera then pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with the signs in an arrange of colours and messages. The director of the show picks out his favourite: "STAR COUNTRY!", "I love Death!" and "Bring in Hillary!" are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They smile at the camera.] JLT: Welcome to Exile, we're coming to you live from Philly! It's great to be here Philadelphia is a magical city city, isn't it Leah? Leah: Hell yeah, all my peeps are here! PHILL-LAY! PHILL-LAY! WHAT, WHAT WHAT! JLT: Moving on, we have a brilliant show fo- Leah: Oh we all always have a brilliant show, hush up Jamie I got some shout-outs for my girls. JLT: Well I do- Leah: Hush! Shout out time! JLT: B- Leah: Ut! Okay, to my girls Tanisha, Danisha, Keisha, Shaniqua, Aleisha, Ashanti, Desree, Sincerely, Faith, LaShawna, Deshon, LaTivia and Tentria! Big it up gurls! ONE LOVE! JLT: Yeah, thanks to playing up to every stereotype possible. Tag Team Match Bloodlines vs. Death & Wednesday Mourning Leah: Bloodlines against Death and Wednesday Mourning? What kind of company is this with names like that?! JLT: Don’t start. Death is a cool name, so is Wednesday Mourning. You’re the one called LEAH. Leah: What? It’s a beautiful name! “Makes Me Wonder” by Maroon 5 blast over the speakers as Melissa wearing her usually ring attire and Brooke both make their way out. The fans cheer as Melissa and Brooke slap a few hands just before entering the ring. John Roe: Entering now is the team of Brooke & "Beautiful Maiden" Melissa Evans the Bloodlines!!!! The two ladies then find two side by side turnbuckles to stand on as they blow kisses to the fans. Leah: Oh look isn’t that just disgusting JLT: Oh Leah, do I feel jealously issues? Leah: Whatever! "(S)aint" by Marilyn Manson blasts over the PA system, as a Wednesday and Death appear together at the top of the ramp, where they both raise their right fist, before strutting down to the ring and entering the ring via the ring steps. Once in the ring Death walks around with their fist raised as Wednesday climbs the taunting the crowd further. John Roe: And their opponents the team of Death and Wednesday Mourning!!!!! The bell rings as Brooke and Wednesday start off the match. Brooke and Wednesday have a little stare off in the middle of the ring as Brooke then delivers a slap to the face of Wednesday and then runs and tags Melissa to get into the match. Melissa who looks ready for action enters the ring and runs and meets Wednesday but Wednesday ducks and then attacks Mel from behind with a clothesline. Wednesday then picks her up and slams her back down with a scoop slam. Wednesday then drag Mel by her hair and tags in Death, Wednesday then pins down Mel as Death begins stomping her body until the ref orders Wednesday to exit the ring. Leah: Now that some tag team moves for ya! JLT: Well let’s just hope, those girls survive this match. Leah: Who cares this is a business of risk. Let um get hurt. Death then picks Mel up and slams her back to the mat. As Death walks over to do more damage Mel uses her foot to kick her in her head. Mel then lifts herself up and begins to attack Death and then sends Death face into the turnbuckle as she began to slam it over and over again. Death then grab a hold of the ropes to stop the attack after the 10th slam, she then forces Mel off of her sending Melissa crashing downward. Melissa then rolls over as she runs and tags in Brooke. Brooke looks a little unsure about this match she turns to run but Death grabs her hair and flips her inside the ring. Death then picks her up and then sends her down with a strong belly to belly suplex. Leah: This is a tag match for the books. JLT: Yeah I can agree! They are great competitors. Leah: Yeah much better than those blonde girls. Brooke crawls slowly to the ropes, as Death stalks her closely. Death walks up behind her as Mel enters the ring and sends Death to the mat with a reverse DDT. Wednesday then enters the ring as she hits Melissa with a Pendulum Swing right to her face. This puts Melissa out of action as she rolls out of the ring after she landed on the floor. JLT: Ouch, that had to hurt. Leah: Where is the teeth, can I please see some teeth. JLT: I really think you are worst than Krysta. Leah: Wait a got da… JLT: Sorry…back to the ring we go. Death works herself up as Brooke is on the top rope. She jumps for a cross body but Death catches her and sends her packing with a spinning backdrop. Death then walks over and tags Wednesday, once Winnie gets the tag she enters the ring and jumps over Brooke’s body to climb the nearest turnbuckle. She then hits Brooke with a Bad Moon rising…and then covers her. 1… 2… No Good! JLT: I love her athleticism she is a pretty nice high flyer. Leah: Yeah, these girls are very um…what’s the word. JLT: Hardcore. Leah: No, I was thinking borderline boring. JLT: You are so mean. Leah: Don’t you love it? Back inside the ring, Wednesday lifts Brooke off the group the motionless like Brooke then gets a kick in the gut from Wednesday then THE CRASH LANDING…as Wednesday goes for the pin. JLT: Wow! Leah: Cool move! 1… 2… 3!! John Roe: And your winners…DEATH AND WEDNESDAY MOURNING!!! Wednesday and Death quickly celebrate but you’d be hard to notice, before Wednesday seeps backstage and Death lingers, staring fans in the face in the front row. JLT: Nice victory! Leah: Yeah, they beat an experienced tag team, maybe they should team up more often! [The scene goes into the backstage area where KibbyD is shown walking the halls. Tecky is then shown talking to a worker backstage as Kibby draws attention to herself by clearing her throat. Tequila giggles as she then waves bye at the worker then turns her attention to Kibby.] Tequila: Well. Kibby did you enjoy your little gift? Kibby: About that little gift, very funny. Anymore little pranks I should know about? Tequila: Nothing hits the mind. I guess you learn that you are nothing but second best. Right? Kibby: Oh please! I’m so much better than you whore! Tequila: Whatever, at what sleeping around? Kibby: Oh Tecky don’t get mad at me because my playboy magazines sold more than your one. Don’t hate me because my music is so much better than yours. Don’t hate me because Shane loves me more than you…Don’t… Tequila: Kibby you’re boring me, well I guess that just the type person you are…totally boring!! Kibby: Whatever you are just jealous! Tequila: Of you? Please, if I wanted to…no I would never want to be a whore like you. Kibby: Bitch! [Kibby raises her hand and slap Tequila as she leaves the scene. Tequila then holds her jaw with a face of shock, but her eyes looking as if she was going to be plotting some bigger and badder for Kibby.] Standard Match Makaze vs. Trish Newborn JLT: So what do you think will be the outcome of this match coming up? Leah: You shutting your mouth and just watching it. JLT: Leah, can you please be nice at least one time? Leah: I tried before, nice doesn’t get you anywhere. I mean look at you. JLT: Hey what is that suppose to mean. Leah: Take it however you will. But you know, late 30s and still single who watches Sex and the City religiously. I’m not saying anything but…DESPERATE. JLT: I’m married, you idiot. Leah: To who? Mr. Big? Yeah right. In the ring action has already begun with the ladies of DU. these girls stare-down competition just before one the females lock up and the match truly began. Makaze and Trish Newborn go back and forth with punches as they fall to the ground and begin fighting on the ring floor. Makaze lifts Trish up and then delivers a dropkick to her body as both females hit the floor. Leah: Looks like another day in the DU world. JLT: Well these ladies are great in the ring. You can only imagine what else could happen. Makaze then picks Trish up and gives her a nice scoop slam. Makaze ease herself over Trish as Trish then grabs her legs and pulls her down. Trish begins her attack with vicious kicks and punches to the stomach and face of Makaze. She then falls down unto the body of Makaze with an elbow drop and goes for a cover. 1… No Good! Trish then lifts Makaze up but Makaze gives Trish a monkey flip putting her on her back. Trish ease up a bit but Makaze standing nearby behind her runs and kick her in the head thus creating aloud thud sound. JLT: Did you hear that? Leah: Yes I’ve been waiting the longest for a move like that. These new girls always seem to impress me…sometimes. JLT: Of course. As Trish hit the ground Makaze runs and covers her. 1… 2… NO GOOD! Makaze panics a bit, she then lifts Trish up by her hair and sends her back to the mat with a hard slap. Makaze then picks up Trish as she then sends her down with a clothesline which puts Trish back on her back. Makaze once again picks Trish up and sends her to the ropes and then delivers a nice belly to belly suplex. Makaze then watches Trish as she gets up as she slams both of her knees in the back of a kneeling Trish. She then smirks as she pushes her body over and get the cover. 1… 2… 3!!!!!! John Roe: And the winner is...MAKAZE!!! JLT: That was fast! Leah: Makaze doesn’t waste time! Tag Team Match Courtney Monroe & Tiger Lily (Blonde Ambition) vs. KibbyD & Sammantha Moore (Sinful Delights) Leah: “Ugh, hold on a sec. I gotta put on my retard protection spray, Blonde Ambition are about to come out and I don’t want to catch anything.” JLT: “Don’t be so mean, Blonde Ambition are such a hit with the fans, if you bad-mouth them, the fan club will come after you!” Leah: “It’s not just BA, it’s Kibby too! God, the only one with any intelligence in this match is Sammantha and she’s got bad fashion sense! I hate this job!” The cameras pan back to the Sahara Network as the fans seemed to be exalted in their seats for the next match. The sound of “Centerfold” By: Pink begins to play. Emerging through the curtain in a fabulous pair of heels and a big grin comes Tiger Lily and the bouncing Courtney Monroe. Both ladies are dressed in pink as they begin their descent down the runway and John Roe takes his cue in his position in the ring. John Roe: “Making their way to the ring, representing Blonde Ambition, the team of Courtney Monroe and the Unleashed Champion, Tiger Lily!” The blonde ambition fan club are up on their feet clapping their hands as the two ladies make their way towards the ring. Lily takes off her shoes leaving them to the side and Courtney bounces around the ring waving to her fans. Leah: “Look at them, they look like retarded energizer bunnies.” JLT: “I think it’s sweet that Courtney has so much spunk.” The two blondes get to a corner and Lily begins to talk with Courtney about their plans as the sound of “Love Addict” by: Family Force Five begins to play. The ladies of the Sinful Delights make their way onto the stage. They pose sexually as the two ladies dressed in a light blue color make their descent down the runway, in fabulous fierceness. John Roe: “Making their way to the ring, representing the Sinful Delights, The team of Sammantha Moore and Kibby D.” Leah: “I didn’t know they aloud so much silicone on one side of the ring.” JLT: “I think Kibby uses Collagen.” The ladies all get into their respective corners as John Roe hops out of the ring, and then Sammantha and Courtney decide they’re going to be the first to battle it out. The bell then rings as Sammantha takes a rush towards Courtney, but somehow the ditzy blonde saw it coming or supposively and she hops out of the way though she looks down at the ground. Sammantha is angry about this dodge and swings her around executing a lovely boot to the gut. Leah: “Haha that bitch got stuck.” JLT: “Aww leave her alone Courtney was doing so well. I just think she got a little confused.” Sammantha goes to execute another move however Courtney breaks out of it as well falling from her shoulders and Sammantha just looks confused as Courntey doesn’t do anything. Sammantha just shrugs and goes for a swing, but gets a miss. Sammantha turns around long enough to see Courtney tag an awaiting Lily, who leaps from the top rope with an impressive crossbody that makes the ring shake. The fans are in awe at the air she had just got. JLT: “Wow did you see the air Lily just got. Beverly Hills shopping has done her some good.” Indeed Beverly Hills had worked wonders for her as the OC’s Barbie doll wasn’t done with Sammantha just yet. She lifted the brunette/red haired diva up form the mat and slung her into an Irish whip and met her with a beautifully executed dropkick. Sammantha hits the mat hard and Lily scoops up her legs and performs a handstand and flips over turning it to a bridge pin. [1] [2] Sammantha kicked out within an inch of losing, but the sound of Kibby itching to get in the ring was heard above the fans roars of approval for Lily. JLT: “Lily is being very impressive with her moves tonight. She is showing exactly why she is Unleashed Champion.” Leah: “You mean Shane Rockford is out here for her to blow?” JLT: “Leah you know that isn’t true. This is a family show anyways, tone it down.” Leah: “Hey you can believe what you want. I know the truth. Krysta Taylor will tell on her one day.” Lily now has Sammantha backed into a corner far away from Kibby’s out reached hand. Lily grabs Sammantha’s arms in hope of slinging her across the ring but Sammantha has other plans as she reverses the motion and turns back towards the corner running on the ropes so to speak to come back with a beautiful running Tornado DDT. (Thank you Mickie James for teaching her that move.) Both ladies are laid out as Kibby stampers on the apron, with anxiety of wanting to get in. JLT: “Kibby appears to be going crazy not being able to get her hands on the champion. She really wants to get in there.” Leah: “She better keep an eye on Tequila if she knows what’s good for her. Screw this match right here.” Lily and Sammantha are both now stirring as Sammantha approaches her corner but is tugged away by Lily who had just got there before she could hit Kibby’s Hand. Sammantha now turned around again shoving Lily away with a kick and got the tag in to the blonde Devilish diva. Kibby now burst into the ring, having been the only person who hadn’t made an appearance in the ring tonight. She ran at Lilly and hit a deadly clothesline, which made Lily turn a backflip and land flat on her face. The crowd was definitely pleased. However Kibby ruined whatever good momentum she had by slapping Courtney Monroe onto the ground, causing the crowd to boo her for her devilish behavior. Leah: “You know I don’t like Kibby much, but that was the best damn slap I’ve ever seen her pull.” JLT: “It’s only because you hate blonde ambition.” Leah: “It would’ve been better if Crystal would’ve slapped her, I must admit.” The two ladies in the ring now were going at it as Lily had made some leverage now. Fist after fist came from both the divas until Kibby gave Lily a fierce kick to the gut and hit her signature move called Envy Me which is a facebuster and she covered Lily. [1] [2] Out of nowhere Courtney Monroe busted back into the ring and hit Kibby, but she also hit her own partner in the process. Sammantha however stopped this intrusion as she came at Courtney spearing her out down and then rolling with her outside of the ring, Leaving Kibby amble opportunity to hit her finisher, THE FACIAL TREATMENT! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: “Here are your winners Kibby D and Sammantha Moore!” The two divas celebrate as they climb out of the ring and the fans boo them all the way up the stage. Leah: “Damnit, I still didn’t get to see any blood.” JLT: *with tears* “I can’t believe Blonde Ambition lost.” Leah: “Haha, owned!” Standard Match Linda Ragnal vs. Susan Rigger JLT: It’s Linda Ragnal going head to head with Susan Rigger next! Leah: It’s like David vs. Goliath…but with breasts! JLT: Susan does have a rather large bust, but I haven’t seen that much of her so I’m excited for this match. This will be a good warm-up for Linda too, as I’m sure she’ll defend her title at NP5! Leah: Yes, and there’s nothing get suffocated to boost your confidence ahead of a big title match… [The referee calls for the bell as Linda and Susan approach each other, they tie-up but Linda quickly and suddenly leaps onto Susan’s back into a crucifix position and tries to pin Susan but Susan resists, instead leaps into the air and drives Linda’s back into the canvas with a Samoan driver style-move.] JLT: Susan loves suplexes, Linda has to watch out for that, she’s light! Leah: Yeah, she’s too light. Do you think she’s bulimic? JLT: No, she’s healthy! [Susan then climbs off Linda and brings her to her feet, she whips her into the corner. Susan then runs towards Linda but Linda nails her with a boot to the face, sending Susan stumbling backwards. Linda then props herself up onto the top turnbuckle and leaps forward, she tries to nail a hurricanrana but Susan blocks the move, turning it into a Boston crab submission.] JLT: Nice counter from Susan! [Linda reaches the ropes, and uses them to pull herself free as Susan realises the submission. Linda then dusts herself off and turns to Susan, as both women stare at each other. Linda then runs towards Susan, attempting to nail her with a flying forearm but Susan ducks and nips behind Linda, quickly planting her in the mat with a German suplex.] Leah: Susan nailed it. [She holds her position for a pin.] [1] [2] [Linda gets her shoulder up.] JLT: If Susan beats Linda, wouldn’t that put her in the title picture? Leah: Yeah but she’d be overweight, those jugs have to weigh like 30lbs each! [Susan rolls out from under Linda and stands, she kicks Linda as Linda climbs to her feet. Susan then pulls Linda into a tie-up but Linda knees Susan in the stomach and strikes her across the chest with a knife-edge chop.] JLT: Ouch! [Linda then nails another chop to the chest, as the crowd “whoos!” at the move. Linda then tries to kick Susan in the stomach but Susan catches Linda’s foot and pulls her forward, lifting her up into a powerbomb style position but Linda quickly counters with a hurricanrana, driving Susan into the canvas.] [Susan lies on the canvas, holding the top of her head as Linda runs to the corner, leaps onto the top rope and thunders backwards with a ‘Downpour’ moonsault connecting to Susan. Linda remains on top of Susan for a pinfall.] Leah: I love moonsaults…but why are they called moonsaults? Why not sunsaults? Or milkywaysaults? JLT: Shut up! [1] [2] [Susan gets her shoulder up.] [Linda then stands and brings Susan with her, she knees her in the stomach and pulls her into a powerbomb position, seemingly going for a widow’s peak move but Susan counters, dropping to her knees and sliding through Linda’s legs. Susan then pulls Linda into a cobra clutch and attempts to suplex her but Linda blocks the move, taking Susan back to the mat with a Russian leg sweep.] JLT: Good counter from Linda! Leah: God, you’re always so nice to people. What happened if she botched that move? Would you still say it was nice? JLT: Probably, as I’m a nice person. Try it sometime. [Linda then floatovers for a quick cover.] [1] [2] [Susan kicks out.] Leah: I don’t know if I like Susan… JLT: Great input Leah, I can see why you’re a commentator! [Susan then sits up with Linda in her grasp, in a fallaway slam position, and stands, shaking off the blow from the leg sweep. Susan then tries to toss Linda backwards but Linda manages to counter in mid-air, grabbing Susan by the head and planting her in the canvas with a reverse x-factor.] JLT: Whoa, that was unexpected! [Linda then stands, grabbing Susan’s legs and pins her ankles to the floor with a leg drop pinning cover. The referee counters.] Leah: Susan better kick out! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…LINDA RAGNAL!!! JLT: Linda did it! [Linda stands with a sweet smile, as Susan sits up on the canvas. The two divas stare at each other as Linda extends her hand for a handshake, Susan accepts it and the two competitors shake hands. Linda then celebrates in the ring, with Susan applauding the victor.] JLT: That’s refreshing to see! Leah: Ugh, BORING! This isn’t some fluffy Kate Hudson comedy, come on, KNOCK HER OUT! [“Greenlight (Freemasons Remix)” by Beyonce hits the PA system as the fans cheer for the four remaining Divo Search contestants. Kibby leads them out, strutting out like she’s on a Milan catwalk while the divos wave to the audience and smile for pictures. Once in the ring, the divos line up in usual fashion and once Kibby has stopped posing, she brings a microphone to her mouth and begins her hosting duties.] KibbyD: Aww, guys, the Divo Search is almost over! What will you do without me after Nuclear Pussy? I love hosting. [The fans give a mixed reaction as Kibby pouts.] KibbyD: Anyway, tonight we have to decide who will be in our final 3 and the fans can get to vote for the WINNER! YAY! [Kibby cheers, jumping up and down.] KibbyD: But before we do, we have to say byesies to one of our lovely divos! Aww! Let’s see who it is! I don’t want to get rid of anyone, I like you all! MUAHZ! [Kibby opens an envelope and reads the name aloud, as the Divos wait nervously.] KibbyD: And the divo eliminated is…TOMMY TYLER!!! [Tommy looks upset, but then seems to realise that he was too good for the competition anyway and storms out of the ring, pouting as he guys and flipping his perfect hair. The other divos begin to congratulate each other on making the final, well, Joe and Dan do while Gay Bandit tries to kiss each of them but is shot down.] KibbyD: Okay guys, you are the final 3! WOWIE! It seems like yesterday there was 12 people and now 3! But tonight, because this is the voting week, you all have to make a plea on why we should ALL vote for YOU! Get it? Okay, HAWT. Here we go! [Kibby walks over to Dan and hands him the microphone, and pushes him to the middle of the ring. Dan looks nervous at suddenly being put on the spot, and brings the microphone to his lips to speak.] Dan: Okay, well. You guys should vote for me because…I’m down to earth. I’m here because I want to be an interviewer, not because I want to further my own star. I’m normal, I’m easy to get along with, I don’t judge people…and…well, I’m doing this for my baby Noriko and I want to be with her here, so vote for me please! [The audience cheers Dan’s modest response. Dan then walks back to his position as Bandit, rolling his eyes with a smug look on his face, takes over the microphone.] Gay Bandit: Well honeys, I think that you had better vote for me because even though I may not have the equipment, I am still as much of a diva as the rest of Divas Unleashed can ever dream of being. [Gay Bandit smiles and pouts.] Gay Bandit: I'm determined to be a diva, because if diva means giving your best, then yes, that is what I will be. So let's see those votes, so I can show these girls how it is done! [Gay Bandit then takes a mini-curtsey as the crowd give him a mixed response. Bandit then hands his microphone to Joe Ragnal, winking at him.] Joe: Okay, so, let's be honest here. While I may not be the buffest one left here, and while I'm not Mr. Universe or a sixty year old Sylvester Stallone, just lookit me. Ain't I a sight to see? The whole damn world wants to look like me! Random fan: No they don't! Joe: ...well, just lookit me anyway! Way to kill the flow of it, Einstein. [Joe gives a raspberry to the fan.] Joe: Seriously, though, unlike the rest of these jockstraps, I got a personality. I make interviewing FUN! These guys...the minute they see the rest of these jerks, chances are they'll start drooling over them and forget what the question was. Me? I'm Joe freaking Ragnal, and I have the body of a twig! I repulse these girls to a point where I become fuel for their anger in their matches! So how about it, folks?! Vote for me, and against them, and the ladies will work TWICE as hard! [Joe tosses the mic high in the air, and raises his arms high up as a small section of the crowd chants "FUN! FUN! FUN!"] [...and then the mic comes crashing down onto Joe's head. Joe stumbles a bit, grabbing his head in pain as he staggers back in line. Kibby quickly grabs the microphone and turns to the camera] KibbyD: Okay, you heard their PLEAS now you can go and VOTE! VOTE VOTE VOTE! I’ll see you next week for the final! OMG HAWTNESS! Unleashed Championship Tournament Quarter-Finals Match Meggie vs. Suzie Woods JLT: Next up we have a quarter-finals match in the Unleashed tournament, the finals are really getting close! These matches really are essential, these women have made it this far, they don’t want to go out now! Leah: I know, I’d try my best to win so I don’t have the embarrassment of losing. Then again, I never lose. JLT: Sure you don’t. Meggie’s done well in the tournament but I think Suzie Woods is a real dark horse. She defeated Kibby and she’s made it this far, and let’s not forget that Jessie Lockhart is in the semi-finals too. Leah: I know, I wouldn’t have put money on that bitch making it through. [Suzie Woods rushes into the ring and immediately clotheslines an unsuspecting Meggie to the mat, swiping her off her feet as a huge chunk of blonde hair flies through the air. The referee calls for the bell as Suzie begins to stomp on Meggie, Meggie uses the ropes to climb to her feet but Suzie spins her around and whips her into the turnbuckle.] [Suzie then charges towards Meggie and leaps into the air, driving a knee into her stomach. Suzie then elbows Meggie in the face and whips her across the ring to the opposite corner. Suzie then slaps her bicep, preparing for a clothesline, and charges towards Meggie but Meggie suddenly fires out of the corner, spearing Suzie into the mat.] Leah: That was like a car hitting a cow! JLT: ...what?! [Meggie then straddles Suzie and begins to claw at her face, but Suzie being the stronger woman rolls Meggie over and begins to nail her with closed fists. The referee warns her about them but Suzie shrugs them off, Suzie then pulls Meggie to her feet and tosses her through the ropes to the outside of the ring.] Leah: Yeah, take her out like she’s trash! You show her who’s boss! [Meggie regains her composure on the outside of the ring as Suzie tries to nail her with a baseball slide but Meggie moves out of the way. Meggie grabs Suzie’s feet and drags her to the outside of the ring, nailing her with a forearm and grabbing her head and ramming it into the ring post.] JLT: Meggie’s responding to Suzie’s physical fighting style! Suzie loves just to brawl! Leah: Yeah, she’s angry. I would be too if I had hair that flat. Buy some L’Oreal girl, get some volume on those greasy locks! [Suzie stumbles backwards, as Meggie nails a straight martial arts kick to Suzie’s face sending Suzie tumbling backwards and landing in a sitting down position against the steel steps. Suzie holds her jaw as Meggie runs towards her and leaps into the air with a dropkick, ramming Suzie’s head into the steel steps.] JLT: Oww! Leah: Suzie can’t lose any more braincells, she’s thick enough as it is! [Meggie then slides into the ring and poses to the audience, smiling as Suzie holds the back of her head and slides into the ring. Suzie stands, angry, and stares at Meggie. Suzie and Meggie then run towards each other, with Meggie leaping into the air and planting Suzie in the mat with a standing hurricanrana. Meggie then quickly rolls to her feet and leaps into the air with a standing shooting star press, connecting to Suzie, and hooking the leg for a pin.] JLT: Here’s a pin! [1] [2] [Suzie gets her shoulder up.] [Meggie looks disappointed with the near fall. Suzie stirs on the canvas as Meggie stands and plots her next move, Meggie then decides to head to the top rope and perches waiting for Suzie to rise to her feet. Meggie then leaps into the air, flying towards Suzie but Suzie catches her mid-air and plants her in the canvas with a spinebuster.] JLT: Did you see that impact? Meggie could have a broken back! Leah: Oh please, stop being so dramatic. That was harsh impact but not a broken back, if worst comes to worst, maybe some fake tan came off. [Suzie then covers.] JLT: Cover time! [1] [2] [Meggie gets her shoulder up.] [Suzie then brings Meggie to her feet and nails her with stiff shots to the face, Suzie then pulls Meggie into a fireman’s carry position and walks to over the turnbuckle, placing Meggie in a sitting position on the turnbuckle. Suzie then nails her with an elbow to the face.] JLT: Suzie’s setting Meggie up for something! Leah: Well, obviously. You are so dumb sometimes. [Suzie then climbs up onto the turnbuckle and grabs Meggie by the neck and tries to execute a “Pain Of Life” neckbreaker from the top rope but Meggie shoves Suzie backwards as Suzie falls to the mat in the ring. Meggie then quickly adjusts herself, leaping off from the top rope with an “Angel’s Dust” sky twister press, holding her position for a cover.] JLT: Meggie nailed her finisher! Leah: Now she’s pinning, Suzie needs to kick out! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Meggie won! She’s through! John Roe: Here is your winner and advancing into the semi-finals…MEGGIE!!! [Meggie stands with a smile, wiping the sweat from her brow as she grins with excitement, joy and relief at advancing into the next round. She climbs the turnbuckle and begins to celebrate, flipping her blonde hair and posing for photos as Suzie lies on the canvas, expressionless but seemingly angry.] JLT: Meggie’s joining Jessie Lockhart at NP5! I wonder who will be the final and third person? I can tell it’s going to be a great pay-per-view! Leah: Yeah, I hope Meggie wins. With skin like that, she could pass for a black woman! We need a black Unleashed Champion again, we ain’t had one since Star! JLT: Meggie is not black, Leah. Jesus. [The camera cuts backstage to the interview set to see Krysta Taylor shaking her head in disgust, as Totally Radd stands next to her, shooting Krysta some sideways glances and looking smug. Krysta brings the microphone to her lips.] Krysta Taylor: Ugh, that Divo Search. Isn’t it just a piece of trash? Trying to put me out of a job. Can you believe that? Radd: Perish the thought that such a qualified person as yourself *cough*whore*cough* lose her job to some ugly man. Krysta Taylor: Thank you! I know, hello?! Anyway, I’m here with you and you are Totally Radd. Why have you called yourself that? Is your birthname Totally? Radd: My birthname simply wasn't fitting for the biggest star in the known Universe and beyond. *Starry eyed trance off to the side.* So I ordered it changed to suit my aura... my brilliance... my beauty... That is Totally Radd. Krysta Taylor: So why did you come to DU? I mean, if your star is so bright or whatever, why aren’t you in Hollywood doing movies? Or a global popstar? Radd: Because they simply can't contain my aura. It's too much for the trash that calls themselves peons below me. *She dramatically pulls out a golden cigraette and pulls out her own custom brand sticks, "Always Knows Best." She places it to her mouth and pulls out a golden lighter as well then returns both gold objects back to their homes. She breathes in deeply on the stick.* I always need a snack after I talk about my unlimited stardom. Some days it just hurts to be this fab. Krysta Taylor: I can imagine, having to look at yourself in the mirror every day must be a painful sight. So what are you plans in DU then? What are you aiming to do here? Radd: *Viciously blowing smoke into Krysta's face if it was possible.* I find it to be orgasmic, almost holy experience. *Deep drag.* I plan. No, I demand to be given an accessory as I deserve one. Scratch that. I deserve them all. And I won't stop until I have every each one of them. Krysta Taylor: Ugh, you’re one of those types. Do you actually have any friends in DU or are you a complete loner like I think you are? Radd: I have no type. I am above types. I am the standard by which all women should be judged and those that fail should be taken out in the back and shot! *Deep drag.* People only become friends when they know they are weak or feel the need to leech off of one of their betters. Maybe you need friends to help you to prevent from killing yourself but now that I'm here, I'm sure you'll be dead before Lohan. Krysta Taylor: Don’t count on it, bitch. Interview’s over. Buh-bye! Radd: *Turning to the camera.* It's morning in DU at last. I'm freeing you from the hogs and the tramps that have clogged this show for too long. See everyone will saying 'Always and forever, Totally Radd!' *She flicks her spent butt at the camera.* Unleashed Championship Tournament Quarter-Finals Match Bobbi Jackson vs. Felicity JLT: “The final match of the show, deciding whether Felicity or Bobbi Jackson will be the final person to get into the triple threat semi-finals at NP5! Who will be joining Meggie and Jessie Lockhart?" Leah: “I hope Felicity, if she wins the title, she can finally start selling that anti-wrinkle cream she’s been perfecting!" The Catwalk of the stage of Divas Unleashed is shown as the the fans are in there seat for another great match for this evening. Sahara network has done a fabulous job of prepping the stage as the sound of “I wanna be bad” by: Willa Ford begins to play, and the one they know as Bobbi Jackson comes out from behind the curtain. She is wearing a shirt with her initials on it, the fabric made of baby blue sating, and initials printed in silver lettering. She begins to walk down the ramp as she just sighs, wanting to get her hands at Felicity as John Roe begins announcing. John Roe: “Making her way to the ring. She is one half of the Divas Unleashed Tag team champions, Bobbi Jackson!” Bobbi walks up the stairs and onto the apron happily before ducking under a rope and staring Felicity down who already was on the other side of the ring. John Roe: “Her opponent, one half of the Starlet Enterprises, she is Felicity!” Felicity just smirks as her name is announced and John Roe takes his place outside of the ring, the two divas begin to circle before the bell even sounds letting you know these two are in for a brawl. As the bell rings both ladies rush at one another locking up in the center of the ring. Felicity seems to get the upper hand and goes for a short arm clothesline, but she is proven horribly wrong as Bobbi ducks of the way to hit a fierce kick to the back of Felicity’s head which sends her down to the mat. Bobbi, not wasting any time grabs a fistful of hair and begins to rub Felicity’s face into the mat, each time lifting by the hair and slamming down as hard as she could until the ref got to a five count and she had to stands once again. However, Bobbi still never gave the brunette much time to cover, as she applied a pressure point to the back of Felicity’s neck and pulled by the hair again causing Felicity to scream out in pain. Leah: “You know I hate that bitch, but I love how she is making Felicity scream.” JLT: “Bobbi is proving why she should hold that spot in the semi-finals of the Unleashed tournament. She is ruthless.” Leah: “She is more like a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. Do you see those things, I’m surprised they even have clothes to fit her.” Bobbi now lifts Felicity to her feet and now grabs another fistful of hair lifting Felicity off the ground and into the air in a gory like position. Felicity’s feet are dangling, but Bobbi seems to have full control of this maneuver. Until Felicity gets up enough momentum where she rolls out of it and sends a devestating dropkick to knock Bobbi back. The two women now go toe to toe again and this time Felicity gets the advantage pulling Bobbi into a Forward Russian Legsweep which plants Bobbi’s face into the mat. She follows it by an amazing grapevine manever, which stretches Bobbi’s neck and makes her wince in pain. The ref continuously asks Bobbi if she wants to quit but she refuses to give up. JLT: “Bobbi is one tough cookie. I am rooting for her all the way.” Leah: “She sucks Crystal Hilton should still be in this.” Felicity finally decides this just isn’t working for her as she releases the hold, she lifts Bobbi up again and goes to hit the Flick Driver to try and finish this thing, but as she flips midway Bobbi wraps her legs around Felicity’s neck manevering into a powerful kip up hurricanrana, which shakes the ring, and the fans go nuts from the atheleticism. JLT: “Oh my God! Did you see that move that Bobbi just pulled off. It was amazing!” Leah: “Eh it was so-so.” Bobbi now smiles knowing she has Felicity right where she wants her and lays her out with Bobbi’s Pedigree. [1] [2] [3] John Roe: “Here is your winner Bobbi Jackson!” JLT: “Yay! Bobbi is moving on in the tournament. Lily will sure have her word cut out for her at Nuclear Pussy 5" Leah: “Let’s hope so, someone needs to shut Lily up. All cutesy and stuff, it ain’t right! Bobbi will put her straight!” JLT: “I’m so excited for NP5 now!" [Bobbi stands celebrating with a smile on her face as Sinful Delights are shown applauding backstage as Exile fades off air.] Brought to you by The Sahara Network Epilogue Thanks to Meggie and Kibbs for writing matches on the show, it's always appreciated especially when you two ladies are so busy. Thanks to the people who did segments too. It's a bit of a bare show, but eh, straight to the point I guess? I didn't receive many segments but I get why that is and the next show is NP5! So get rping! -Card Subject to Change-