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Sunday October 26th 2003
I thought as I looked at it struggling against no escape and I was chilled wanting to set it free
From its glass prison too afraid so instead I watched as it died a slow death
Does it matter?
You're Arachnophobic
The Baltimore Arena rise to their feet in anticipation for what is to be a huge event in the state of Maryland. The set is designed in critter fashion with it containing a large spider which will move up and down to allow entry to the arena, like a cage door. The set is in curved fashion with both sides of the stage turning in a circular type motion to meet the entrance ramp. Suddenly a missile is heard as a silver pyro makes its descent from one side of the arena above the fans heads and smashes into the suspended spider.
This causes it to bounce off and collide with the stage which sends a water fountain mirage of purple pyros to shoot up as they begin to dance a ballroom show in front of the arena as they pick up speed and eventually a large pyro silences them all as they form in the middle to create a large ball effect.
The Marylanders cheer for this display as three of the band members are pushed up from the bottom of the stage and the fans cheering gets louder. “Crawling” begins to play as the other two singers make their entrance by walking out and working up the crowd to the music dressed in their signature attire with the band going nuts on the instrumental.
Their performance is well received as Linkin Park bow to the fans then vacate the stage with the fans going wild when the camera cuts to a nicely polished Renegade and an elegant looking Jamie L. Tyland and their names appear at the bottom of the screen.
Renegade: Ladies and Gentlemen all over the world, let me gladly introduce you to Arachnophobia brought to you live by the Mirage Athletic Network from the wrestling state of the United States; Maryland and boy is you folks in for one great show this evening.
JLT: We’ve got four barn burners of championship matches this evening as every title in Divas Unleashed is on the line in this fabulous line up for tonight’s broadcast and I’ll start right at the top of the card. Mya against Taylor.
Renegade: That’s right, for the biggest prize in this company, Taylor earned her position by beating six other people in a gauntlet match and is now scheduled to fight Mya, a woman who has vowed the management will pay serious consequences if this is championship bout tonight is anything other than a legal contest.
JLT: Yes, Mya has made it very clear she’s in Divas Unleashed for the wrestling point of view, but after Taylor was hit by lightning on last week’s show, the condition of the Angel of Evil is uncertain so I’m wondering how that will effect her performance?
Renegade: The remains to be seen but another match on the card tonight, is one of a friendship gone sour as Evil Majesty Inc., the current Tag Team Champions, defend against The Bod Squad. Miss Rhiannon and Katrina have been plotting a way to get back at Crystal and tonight they may be able to take the championships that Cleopatra and Crystal have held for over five months now.
JLT: A lot of hatred in that match too, but from a grudge match to pure vindication, Mya has requested Kaci face Mindless Illusions who will be hoping to gain their ‘masters’ attention by taking out the Pinnacle of Perfection and Kaci, who’s been in numerous handicap matches against other people, finally gets her own slice of the cake.
Renegade: Lorisa Stiletto has been embarrassed in recent weeks and hopes to win the Stripped Championship this evening in a, get this, “Combo of Custard” match?! I’m so exciting over that, two hot chicks rolling around in custard what more can we ask?!
JLT: I think it’s more than that Renegade, Lorisa’s a new diva in Divas Unleashed and Bianca’s also new and has adopted to this life of glory with championships and in my eyes, Lorisa is jealous of the career Bianca has already attained and would want to take it out on her tonight.
Renegade: Also booked for this pay per view and coming up next is a contest for the Rockford State Championship. Alexandra turned on Valeria only a week and a bit ago so the Latin Fire is probably still feeling the effects of that attack but now the rookie Memora has a golden opportunity going into the upcoming battle.
JLT: Yes, that’s expected to be our first battle of the evening but there’s speculation over who will be crowned Diva of the Month for November when The Italian Job star, Charlize Theron and Daredevil’s mistress Jennifer Garner present the award tonight. This is going to be one hell of a show, I’m so excited!
Rockford State Championship
[The arena blacks out for a split second before the opening line of "Shinobi
vs Dragon Ninja" plays. Bright white, pink and red strobe lights fill the
arena, as Alexandra makes her way down the ramp, soaking up the atmosphere
with a smug smile on her face. She prances to the ring staring dead ahead.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is schedule for one fall
and it will be for the Rockford State Championship!!! Making her way to the
ring the challenger, from Kent England...ALEXANDRA MEMORA!!!
[Once in the ring she poses on the ropes, ignoring the sounds of booing that
surrounds her. She poses in the ring after she steps down as "Boom" by
P.O.D. blares over the P.A. system, at the same time pyros shoot out and
everytime the song says "Boom" pyros shoot out. Valeria then walks out to a
mixed responce wearing her Rockford State Championship around her waist..
She stops on the entrance way to see all the people as the song still
plays.]
John Roe: And her opponent! Making her way from Miami Florida, she is the
Rockford State Champion...VALERIA SANCHEZ!!!!!
[She finally heads to the ring where she taunts the men and some women in
the audience by stepping throught the ropes while bending way over.
Alexandra takes advantage of this and grabs Valeria by her hand and making
Valeria do a complete backward 180 degree turn, causes the back of Valeria's
head to bounce of the canvas. The heelish diva of Alexandra is boo'd loudly
as she starts taking kicks to Valeria. Alexandra finally ends the assault
and pulls Valeria to her legs and gives her a snapmare as the bell rings.]
Renegade: Well, we are off to one hell of a start as or first match here at
Arachnophobia begins.
JLT: These two faced off in singles competition on their debuts here in
Divas Unleashed at My Immortal, where Valeria picked up the victory.
Renegade: I told you that match at My Immortal would either make one of
them, or break one of them. Alexandra I am pretty sure has yet to pick up a
victory in DU since, and Valeria.... well, she's the Rockford State
Champion!
JLT: A fact that doesn't sit well with Alexandra as you can see Valeria is
about to be killed!
[Alexandra has lifted Valeria to her feet and is attacking her with lefts
and rights in the corner. Alexandra then drags Valeria out of the corner,
and sets her up for a powerbomb! Valeria suddenly hits a flapjack, and
Alexandra's throat catches the top rope. As a choking Alexandra turns
towards Miss Sanchez, she is met with a huge spinning heel kick to the face,
and she hits the canvas a near nano second aftet the impact. Valeria
crouches down catching her breath, as Alexandra grabs her face and works her
way to her feet. Valeria readies herself, and as Alexandra faces Valeria,
Valeria leaps onto Alexandra and attempts a monkey flip! But Alexandra
plants Valeria with a spinebuster and does a flip.. and lands on her feet!
The crowd is slightly impressed with the amazing athletisim of Miss Memora,
as Alexandra herself is even shocked. Valeria grabs her back, and rolls to
her stomach, as she tries to get to her feet.]
[Meanwhile, Alexandra is climbing the top rope, awaiting the rising of
Valeria. Valeria gets to her feet, and is met with the legs of Alexandra
wrapped around her head as Alexandra exectues a perfect Solar Twist
supercanrana. A dazed Valeria stumbles to her feet, as Alexandra readies
herself for her. Alexandra kicks Valeria in the gut, and it seems as if
she's about to go for a bulldog, when suddenly Valeria hits the Up In Smoke
(Side Effect) out of no where! Both Valeria & Alexandra lay on the ground
for a few, as Alexandra begins pulling herself up in the corner. Valeria
then springs to her feet, and sees an the opportunity of Alexandra's head in
the bottom rope, and she runs and immediately hits the Muy Caliente!!! As
She bounces on Alexandra's face, the males in the crowd cheer as much as
they can.]
Renegade: YES! YES! YESSSS!!!!
JLT: I thought Herbal Essenses had a good marketing technique... they got
nothing on you.
Renegade: I swear, they must use my sweat in those bottles. How else would
they scream?
[Valeria ends her assault, and sets up for her Fire Away spear! Alexandra
gets to her feet, and Valeria charges towards her unsuspecting opponant. She
nails the spear!!! Alexandra's head nearly reaches her feet as she she is
folded in an accordian type position. Valeria lays her out and covers.]
-1- -2-
[Alexandra puts her feet on the ropes and gets a huge reaction from the
crowd. Valeria rises to her feet, confused as to how Alexandra got her foot
up. Valeria pulls Alexandra to her feet, and Alexandra pokes Valeria in the
eyes! As Valeria bends over from the shot, Alexandra quickly nails the
Alexandra Slammer!!! Alexandra suddenly climbs to the top rope, and signals
for The Alixer!!! She leaps off without a hitch for the Senton Bomb
finisher, and just as it seems she is in inches of Valeria, Valeria rolls
out of way!!! Alexandra lands hard on her back and before she even has a
chance to move, Valeria has already gotten to her feet, bounced off the
second rope, and nailed The Flame Thrower lionsault!!!!! She covers the
downed Alexandra.]
-1-
-2-
-3-!!!!
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILL Rockford State
Champion.... VALERIA SANCHEZ!!!
["Boom" by P.O.D. plays on the air, as Valeria is handed her title as she
heads up the rampway. Alexandra has an evil glare in her eyes as she looks
on at Valeria who is laughing at the defeated Alexandra.]
Renegade: That's two consequetive Pay-Per-View wins over Alexandra for
Valeria!!!
JLT: Congratulations to the reigning Rockford State Champ... but I got a
question Renegade... why is Holly Wentz on stage?
Renegade: What?
[Holly Wentz appears on stage, and Valeria turns around from her glares from
Alexandra up towards the stage where she seems a little shocked at Holly's
apperance. Valeria walks past Holly, the duo looking seductively towards
each other. Valeria then disappears backstage as we cut to the announce
table.]
JLT: What was that about?
Renegade: Umm... Holly hasn't been on television, maybe she wanted exposure?
[“Crawling” by Linkin Park hits the PA system as from underneath the spider strut the leggy Charlize Theron in a silvery sparkly dress clutching a purple envelope in her left hand and her right is hold another hand which belongs to Jennifer Garner who is supporting a black chosen outfit for the evenings festivities as she waves to the fans while the duo walk to their erected podium.]
John Roe: Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a very special welcome to Daredevil’s, Jennifer Garner, and the Italian Job’s Charlize Theron!
[They reach the podium as the sounds of the signature theme for Arachnophobia fade away and the male fans appreciation for the beautiful celebrities can be heard as Charlize addresses the Baltimore Arena.]
Charlize Theron: We’re hear to present the Diva of the Month award, a prestigious recognition of diva ability and requires full trust and faith to be put behind the selected person to carry on the tradition of this award.
Jennifer Garner: Without further ado, I will now announce November’s Diva of the Month…
[Charlize hands Jennifer the purple envelope as the females in the audience shout out random names but Garner smiles as they both open the envelope and Jennifer’s eyebrows raise, she leans into the microphone.]
Jennifer Garner: The diva of the month for November is…TAYLOR!!!
[Taylor’s music hits and she walks out from behind the curtain dressed in her wrestling attire as she holds her arms like it was going to be anyone but her, she pushes Charlize out of the way and snatches the envelope from Jennifer and holds it up for the camera to read. She leans down to then speaks into the microphone.]
Taylor: You see this is what I call irony? I mean I win and award just like I’m going pry the Unleashed Championship from the unconscious hands of Mya this evening and become what I truly am, a champion. I would thank people who voted for me, but what’s the need? I deserve it so it’s not like I actually care about this anyway.
[Taylor pushes Charlize once again making her fall down as Jennifer helps her up while Taylor walks off the stage and into the backstage area without a second glance into the arena.]
Renegade: God, Taylor’s so hot when she’s a bitch. Don’t you think JLT? You being a lesbian and all?
JLT: No! You have me confused with Holly Wentz! She’s the lesbian! Holly! Did you not see her earlier? God!
Stripped Championship Combo Of Custard Match
Renegade: Next up we’ve got my favourite match of the evening, the current Stripped Champion, Bianca, taking on the new diva Lorisa Stiletto in a Combo of Custard match! I can’t wait; thank the heavens for dousing the divas in custard!
[The camera cuts to a circular pool which has been set up by the side of the stage and there is a referee standing near by along with two crew members using wooden paddles to swirl around the yellow liquid which it contains as we await the arrive of the two divas.]
John Roe: The following contest is a Combo of Custard match for the Stripped Championship; where you can win by either pin fall or submission. Introducing first the challenger; from British Columbia, Canada; at a weight of 132lbs…LORISA STILETTO!!!
[“Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence hits the PA system as Lorisa struts out wearing sparkly see through heels and a black robe, she stands on the stage near the custard pit as she pulls the hair band out of her ponytail letting her curly blonde hair flow to her back as she disrobes spurring on a cheering reaction from the red-blooded males in attendance.]
[She begins to grind on the top of the stage as she toys with the blue bikini she is wearing; she smiles to the fans as she tempts them by undoing the right strap of her top and pulling it up and down. Suddenly from behind comes Bianca who grabs Stiletto by her bikini bottoms and uses them to thrust her into the custard.]
[Lorisa sails through the air before she lands on her stomach sending barrages of custards flying up into the air as the fans cheer for this high risk, Bianca then takes off her robe to reveal a slick red bikini as she stands on the stage while Lorisa tries to get up by using the sides of the pool, and removes her heels.]
[She walks to the centre of the pit and looks up at Bianca who has wisely shedded her footwear and is already running towards Lorisa from the stage, she leaps off with a large cross body with a lot of height as the two collide bodies and sends both women into the custard. Bianca then straddles Stiletto and gets a grip on her head, trying to drown the Best of the Best in the yellow liquid.]
[Lorisa’s feet kicks but she uses her leg strength to get Bianca by the shoulder but Bianca shifts upwards with both the knees now by the side of Lorisa’s head as Lorisa pries Bianca backwards as now both women are deprived of oxygen for custard. Bianca rolls over as both women break their hold. Bianca and Lorisa then climb to their feet, coughing.]
[Bianca begins to approach Lorisa, but Lorisa has grabbed one of her heels and throws it a Bianca’s face which makes Bianca go a little flimsy and Lorisa Stiletto takes advantage of this but kicking her in the mid-section, she then grabs Bianca by the head and DDT’s her into the yellow mess, as both women look like they’ve just been for a trip in the swamp.]
[Lorisa then grabs Bianca by the back of the brunettes head and begins to rub her face into the bottom of the pit making Bianca heave, Lorisa then picks up her opponent and knees her in the gut once again before picking her up into the 187, a spinning powerbomb into a reverse sidewalk slam as the two plough down onto the custard once again.]
[Lorisa tries to cover but the referee is too slow getting into the pit and begins to wipe his face to see as he’s now covered in custard, this doesn’t still well with Lorisa who picks up him by his striped shirt and begins to yell at him. A bad move by Lorisa.]
[Bianca gets up slowly, and silently approaches her she spins her around and gouges her eye, then fits Lorisa in a suplex position and turns it into a swinging neckbreaker making on of Bianca’s signature moves come to life. Bianca then sashays her way through the custard to a far enough distance, before diving with an front elbow drop to Lorisa.]
[Bianca picks up Lorisa, who hits a European Uppercut sending Bianca up against the edge of the pool, Bianca begins to approach Lorisa but Lorisa in a sudden change of events is wearing her heel shoe once again and she nails the “Lorisa Superkick” sending Bianca down screaming.]
[Lorisa grabs the referee and leaps with him in her clutches, as she lands on top of Bianca and hooks the legs. She hides her heel under the custard as the referee begins to count.]
[1]
[2]
[3]
[Lorisa gets up and begins to cry through her custard drenched face as her hand goes over her mouth, the referee then grabs the Stripped Championship and hands it to Lorisa Stiletto, the new champion, who holds it high in the air.]
John Roe: Here is your winner and new Stripped Champion…LORISA STILETTO!!!
[Lorisa climbs out of the pool as Bianca stills rolls around and props herself up on the edge, from over the barrier comes MDK who scoops up his other half not caring about getting himself custardy as the long indulge in a lengthy kiss.]
Renegade: We have a new champion! Lorisa Stiletto, I don’t believe it, all the losing streak babble was untrue! Go Lorisa!
JLT: What a custard brawl by both women, a great match up but I do feel for Bianca, though it leaves little to the imagination which championship she’ll hold next!
Words blaze across the Screen - Coming to Divas Unleashed: FIRST WOMAN TO HOLD A MALE HELD TAG TEAM TITLE 3 TIMES
[Screen shows: Yuku Shiro on top of a turnbuckle as another man (her brother) locks and opponent into a Boston Crab. Yuku soars off the top rope and nails a devastating swanton bomb into the upper BACK of legal opponent! She then rolls into a kick up, and nails the opponent's tag partner with a high impact drop kick preventing him from making the save, while her brother goes for the pin. The referee begins to count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Words blaze across the Screen - FORMER SIN CITY WOMEN'S CHAMPION
[Screen shows: Shiro is bouncing off the ropes, and countering an attempted back body drop from a woman with a double arm DDT. Another shot shows Yuku Shiro bouncing off ropes, executing a front flip and nailing her with a flying drop kick! Another shot shows Sister Fist locking in a Dragon Sleeper, springing off the second rope into a somersault nailing her with a stunner aka the Dragon Cutter. Another shot shows Yuku getting bounced off the ropes, and tossed into the air, she comes down and nails the woman with a DDT! Another shot shows Sister Fist being hoisted up into a powerbomb, but she punches the girl in the face and hits a hurricanrana. A final shot shows Shiro grabbing the girl's head from behind and slams her backwards into a Reverse X-Factor! Shiro hurricanranas the female wrestling and goes for the pin. The referee counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Words blaze across the Screen - FIRST WOMAN TO MAKE HISTORY TO HOLD 3 HELD MALE SINGLES TITLE INCLUDING THE MALE HELD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!
[Screen shows: Yuku Shiro climbs a turnbuckle and holding up the Sin City Wrestling Heavyweight title.]
Words blaze across the Screen - THE ORIGINAL FEMALE INNOVATOR OF EXTREME HARD-CORE VIOLENCE!!
[Screen shows: Yuku Shiro cracking a guys upside the head with a steel chair while he's tied to another chair sending him to the floor! Another shot show Yuku Shiro smashing another guy in the head with a pane glass during a GLASS SHARDS MATCH, another shot shows her bloodied as she hoists a female wrestler onto her shoulders, and then hits her with a Death Valley Driver THROUGH a mirror during another GLASS SHARDS MATCH. One shot shows her on top of a steel cage executing a moonsault as she come CRASHING down on top of a male opponent, and a FINAL shot shows her handing from the top roof of a HELL IN A CELL JAPANESE BARBED-WIRED DEATH MATCH, she let's go and hits a guillotine leg drop across the guy's neck lying unconscious below! Fans erupt as Yuku rolls over clutching her leg screaming in pain as her opponent goes into convulsions.]
Words blaze across the Screen - YUKU SHIRO...COMING TO DIVAS UNLEASHED...DIVAS GET READY...THE IRON ASIAN BEAUTY IS COMING...
Renegade: The next match up is one that Mindless Illusions can’t lose, if they do they lose their alliance with Mya and pay “serious consequences” but if they do lose it will be even more embarrassing for Angel and Mystika seeing as they had a big advantage.
JLT: At My Immortal, last month, Kaci and Jolson took on Mya in a handicap match and Mya prevailed now the Anti-Heroin hopes that her attention will be gained by her new protégés and let’s just hope that Mya’s watching closely.
[“How Soon Is Now?” by Tatu hits the PA system as Kaci Russell struts out in traditional attire as the fans go wild for their favorite employee, Kaci waves to the fans while strutting to the ring and looking happy considering the circumstances of the upcoming match.]
John Roe: The following contest is a handicap match scheduled for one fall; introducing first making her way down the aisle; representing Gemini; from Staten Island, New York; at a weight of 122lbs; she is the Pinnacle of Perfection…KACI RUSSELL!!!
[Kaci climbs up onto the apron and uses her ass as a weapon to the male fans, as she climbs to the top turnbuckle and poses to her following. “Mindfields” by Prodigy hits the PA system as Angel and Mystika rush to the ring with Lei Yu no where to be seen, they slide under the bottom rope making ring announcer John Roe flee and Kaci spur of the mat trying to clothesline the gothic duo but fails.]
[Angel and Mystika hit a double shoulder block to Kaci, and then both run to the ropes. Angel flips into a leg drop onto the neck of Kaci and at the same time Mystika nails a rolling thunder as it looks like Mindless Illusions are getting the advantage.]
[Mystika pulls Kaci off the mat as the fans boo, Mystika knees her in the gut and whips her to the ropes where Lei Yu has suddenly appeared and launches a 2x4 into the back of Kaci making it snap across her back and the referee call for the bell. Lei Yu slides under the bottom rope as all three women begin to soccer kick the Pinnacle as the fans boo and start chanting “We Want Jolson”.]
[Angel leaves the ring and searches under the ring before pulling out a chair and a sledgehammer which was conveniently in place. Mystika grabs the sledgehammer as Lei Yu grabs Kaci in the full nelson position and Mystika thrusts the hammer into the stomach of Russell. Angel laughs as she grabs the chair as Lei Yu still has the Kaci in position. Angel lifts up the chair high but suddenly it’s grabbed from someone on the apron. Angel turns around and gets blasted in the head with the chair as the fans go nuts.]
[The camera pans around to reveal that it is in fact Star who just nailed Angel, and is looking fabulous and un-pregnant. Mystika begins to run towards Star, but Star leans back on the ropes and jumps into the ring with a springboard “Ravishing Revolution” (Molly-Go-Round) to take down the Mindless Illusion member.]
[Star finds her feet as Lei Yu immediately drops Kaci from her clutches and begins to run to the edge of the ropes but Star rushes to and gets a hold on the hair of Lei Yu, making her fall and turn around and most likely lose a few roots. Star grabs her head and yanks her down into an X-factor move otherwise known to the Glittering Goddess followers as “Mudane Makeover”]
[The newly returned diva then tosses each Mindless Illusion member out of the ring as the fans go wild for Star. She then turns her attention to Kaci Russell, as she crouches down and helps her up by her shoulder and head as Kaci uses her for support. The arena cheers but not for long as Star then grabs the Pinnacle and takes her down with a harsh looking “Sparkling Intuition”.]
Renegade: What?! What just happened?
[Star then grabs Kaci and tosses her out of the ring before she climbs out there with her, Star then grabs Kaci by the hand and begins to drag her up the ramp around the opposite side of the stage to where the custard match was earlier and into view comes a circular tub with a blue covering over it. Star then begins to shout something and makes hand jesters to one of the crew members as a noose is lowered to the ring as the fans boo. Star grabs the head shaped end of it and puts it over Kaci’s neck and tightens it, she then pushes the crew member out of the way and begins to pull on a rope which makes Kaci rise up into the air.]
[Kaci is now being hanged over this blue pit already dazed from the beating, Star waves to the Pinnacle as the Glittering Goddess then removes the blue covering to reveal that this pit is now covered in spiders as it look like a solid of black and a swimming pool of eight legged creatures as the fans boo even more.]
JLT: No, not spiders! It can’t be! They’re lethal!
[Kaci has a look of shock on her face as Star now picks up and axe from a fire emergency box that was stored near the equipment area of the production crew. Star heads back over to where the rope is being secured from and she lifts the axe back and strikes the rope in one swift moment snapping the rope and sending Kaci plummeting at 40 feet into the pit of spiders, a “Holy Shit” chant begins.]
Renegade: Oh my god, Kaci may have just been killed!
[The camera shows Star who is laughing and has a nasty stare plastered upon her face as we see shots of Kaci disappeared upon the spiders as Star’s face of nothing but an evil look while we cut to EMTs rushing down from backstage.]
-European Tour Promo-
[The camera cuts backstage to where Kaci is being loaded into an ambulance with Tequila and Blair Spikes looking on with concerned looks, the doors are pulled shut and the sirens sound as the Pinnacle is driven off into the streets of Maryland.]
[The then cuts to the delighted face of Kristin Wallace, who is watching the television set, the camera then cuts to a different angle which shows the location is the locker room of the Bod Squad which contains Kristin’s personal assistant Holly Wentz who is twirling her hair.]
Kristin Wallace: That’s one bitch down; now all we have to do is deal with Crystal and Cleopatra and finally take care of Evil Majesty and claim the Tag Team Championships, we’ve beaten Crystal before so tonight will be no problem what so ever. I just can’t wait for the partying we’re going to be doing after we win.
[Kristin continues to explain as Holly Wentz gets up and walks out of the door where Cleopatra smashes a bottle of red ants over her head, Katrina and Rhiannon rush to the door but Cleopatra had taken off as Kristin rolls her eyes.]
Renegade: I’m concerned about Kaci, I’m going to miss that ass, I hope she’s okay and Holly just got a head of red ants, ouch!!
JLT: Why can’t you ever think about the welfare of her being for once? I can’t wait until I see Kristin Wallace’s face nailed with a bottle of red ants, she’s so obnoxious it kills me!
Tag Team Championship
Renegade: Next up we have a match for the Tag Team Championship which has a lot of story behind it, Katrina and Crystal at one point used to be best friends but that turned sour when Crystal turned on the Bod Squad, the two faced off at My Immortal where Miss Rhiannon showed their alliance with the Bod Squad.
JLT: The Bod Squad cost Crystal the Unleashed Championship and were granted this match because of that, if they fail they miss the best opportunity for a tag title shot in the future what with various formations in the federation.
[“Money, Power, Respect" by Lil' Kim blasts over the PA System as the Bod Squad walk out in matching attire accompanied by Kristin, they walk to the ring as pyros go off on the stage. Kristin leads them in an arrow formation, as Miss Rhiannon and Katrina look focused for their upcoming match up.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Tag Team Championship; making their way to the ring; accompanied by Kristin Wallace; Katrina and Miss Rhiannon…THE BOD SQUAD!!!
[The Bod Squad allow their manager easy access to the ring before they themselves enter, Kristin blows kisses to the fans and Katrina and Miss Rhiannon discuss in the corner awaiting their opponents. “Brackish” by Kittie hits the PA system as Crystal and Cleopatra walk out with their championships around their waists.]
John Roe: Their opponents; they are the Tag Team Champions; Cleopatra and Crystal…EVIL MAJESTY INC.!!!
[Cleopatra smiles as she rubs her head marking what happened a few minutes ago as Kristin throws her a dirty look, the duo slide into the ring and remove their belts from around their waists handing them to the referee as Crystal discusses that Cleopatra will be the first woman in the ring, and Katrina will also start out.]
[The two begin to circle each other but Katrina uses her speed to sweep the feet of Cleopatra before then climbing on top of her and pummelling her. The fans cheer for the Queen of Pain who drives Cleopatra into the canvas with a snap suplex move, before whipping herself against the ropes and dropping a flip move onto the protégé of Crystal.]
[Katrina gets to her feet bringing Cleopatra with her, she DDT’s her into the mat but keeps the headlock on and rolls over making it a reverse chin lock submission applied to Cleopatra who’s face looks of that of pain. Katrina squeezes her application harder but Cleo shows no sign of giving up, this means that she has to release her hold.]
[Katrina heads to the corner and crouches down unknown to Cleopatra who climbs up in the other corner, Katrina rushes towards the younger woman and attempts a Shining Wizard but Cleopatra ducks as Katrina finds herself in a painful collision with the turnbuckle as she falls backwards in a tree of woe.]
[Cleopatra tags in Crystal who circles the ring before nailing a baseball slide to the Queen of Pain’s head making her head yank back as the fans boo. Crystal then begins to lay in some shin shots to Katrina which makes her fall to the floor. Crystal then grabs Katrina and hoists her off the floor in a full nelson before slamming her back down to the mat.]
[Crystal then heads to the top rope and shows her athleticism by jumping onto the turnbuckle and leaping back off with a moonsault which connects with Katrina, this means that the Queen of Pain is getting her energy worn down in the early parts of the match up.]
[Crystal grabs the arms of Katrina and leans back sending her flying up into the air and landing in a monkey flip executed move. Crystal then follows that up with a dropkick to the back of Mrs. Helms sending her rolling to the outside of ring.]
[Crystal tries to exit to the outside but the referee restricts her and Rhiannon enters the ring and his attention is turned to keeping her in her corner. Cleopatra sees the newly risen Katrina and launches off the apron with a clothesline, Crystal quickly goes to stand in the vacated position of Cleopatra, who rolls in Katrina.]
[The referee asks Cleopatra if a tag was match as she tells him that one was. Cleopatra grabs Katrina, who shows she has some fight left in her when she thrusts some forearms into the face of Cleopatra, she whips her against the ropes but it is countered sending Katrina into the ropes this causes Crystal to kick her in the back making her stand up straight.]
[Cleopatra powerslams Katrina into the canvas before she rushes to the ropes herself but this time Kristin Wallace plays dirty by grabbing her foot making her fall on her face. Cleopatra holds her ankle as both women begin to crawl to their corners. Katrina is slower though and the Queen of the Nile reaches Crystal first.]
[Crystal rushes into the ring and grabs the foot of Katrina dragging her away from her corner as Kristin Wallace screams in frustration. Crystal then grabs Katrina’s leg and rolls her over into a Boston Crab submission which is now locked in to the Queen of Pain. Katrina revels in pain as she extends her hands to the ropes and begins to crawl on her elbows.]
[This doesn’t work well for Katrina who says “I’m going to tap” to Miss Rhiannon, but Kristin once again saves the day by leaping into the ring and pulling Katrina to the ropes which breaks the submission but at the price of getting yelled at. This doesn’t set well with Crystal who argues with Kristin before sending a boot in her face sending her down to the floor.]
[Crystal tags in Cleopatra, as the two whips Katrina against the ropes but Katrina takes the champions down with a flying clothesline. The fans begin to clap and rally support for Katrina who slowly crawls to the anxious corner of Miss Rhiannon, Katrina is only a few inches away and she makes it when she tags in Rhiannon.]
[Crystal has risen to her feet but is taken down by a dropkick by the freshest woman, Cleopatra is then taken down in a running spear which sends her rolling to the outside. Miss Rhiannon picks up Crystal and takes her down with a brainbuster suplex. Rhiannon then locks in an ankle lock to Crystal in her signature “Sweet Justice” move.]
[Cleopatra re-enters the ring and tries to take Miss Rhiannon out but she drops the ankle hold from the Femme Fatale and instead uses her own leg to thrust it into the lower regions of Cleopatra, this sparks a smile on the face of Kristin.]
[Katrina then enters the ring as Crystal is put into a powerbomb position and heisted up into the air, in which Katrina helps guide her down onto the ring mat as the fans go wild to see Crystal in this painful position. Rhiannon picks up Crystal as the duo then execute their finisher “Beautiful Bodies” but Kristin tells them not to cover and points at Cleopatra.]
[Miss Rhiannon exits the ring and snatches one of the title belts from John Roe as Kristin Wallace climbs onto the apron and pulls the referee’s face into her enlarged chest causing a big distraction as Rhiannon is like a train hitting Cleopatra in the head with the belt.]
[The Bod Squad then toss the belt out of the ring as Kristin finally allows the referee oxygen and Rhiannon drops to a cover, the referee notices as Katrina throws Cleopatra out of the ring at the same time, the referee counts.]
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John Roe: Here is your winners and the NEW Tag Team Champions; Miss Rhiannon and Katrina…THE BOD SQUAD!!!
[Kristin’s face is like an unprivileged child receiving a large Christmas present as she rushes into the ring, Katrina slides and retrieves the scattered belts, her face full of smiles, the Bod Squad raise their arms in victory as Renegade and JLT make it so obvious that there are new champions.]
Unleashed Championship
Renegade: Next up is a main event filled with hatred, Taylor was recently struck by lightning and Mya's all stressed about Mindless Illusions and Blair and Tequila, let's see how this one turns out eh?
[The lights in the arena fade out to black, as they do for so many wrestlers
entrances. After a few long seconds that seem like an eternity there is a
huge explosion of pyros on the stage as "Angel of Death" by Slayer fills the
arena. Fire, and lights shooting off into every direction, two walls of fire
on each side of the stage light up. Taylor walks behind one of the walls and
onto the stage, the fire now the only source of light in the arena. The
DareDevil Diva is wearing baggy black jeans along with a tight "Taylor ~
Queen of eXtreme" Baby T, with her signature, floor length black leather
coat. Her long dark red hair falls freely over her shoulders and back as she
stands between the two walls of fire. She looks straight down for a second
before her eyes slowly move upward towards the ring her head slowly moves
upward. Taylor then takes off toward the ring as another explosion of pyro
overwhelms the stage.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one
fall. Making her way to the ring from Brooklyn New York, the challenger,
weighing in at 167 pounds..... TAYLOR!!!!
[After that the wall of fire is gone and blue and purple lasers and lights
go off in the ring. Taylor slides under the bottom rope. She sits up onto
her knees and then quickly gets to her feet. She walks over to one side of
the ring and throws her arms up into the air as there is a huge fan pop. She
then does the same to the opposite side, as the lights have now come back
on. The lights die again and the silence along with the dark proves too much
for people. Suddenly the opening riffs of Cult of Luna trigger of a parade
of boos and jeers as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the
shadows. The only light is that of the Divatron. The movie shows disturbing
images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning
her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot;
death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few.]
John Roe: And her opponent, weighing in at 135 pounds, from London England,
being accompanied to the ring by Gabriel.... she is the Divas Unleashed
Champion.... MYA!!!!!
[Mya & Gabriel appear on stage, Mya holding her Championship belt dear to
her chest as the dup walk to the ring. Gabriel's cute face gives
condescending looks toward Taylor, who gives Gabriel a "bring it" like
gesture with her hands. Gabriel walks in front of Mya, and begins to argue
with Taylor. Mya sneaks around the arguing duo, and slides into the ring
behind Taylor. Just as Mya readies to aim her belt right at the back of
Taylor's head, the referee grabs the title from Mya's hands, and Mya turns
towards the referee, evil intentions in mind. Mya turning to the referee
caused her trench coat to brush against Taylor's leg, who turns to Mya, who
is facing the referee. Just as Taylor is about to hit Mya, Gabriel grabs
Taylor's foot, and caused Taylor to fall face first into Mya's back, who in
turn falls into the referee.]
[Taylor & Mya scramble to their feet, both giving each other glares. They
begin to circle each other like wolves challenging each other for territory.
Taylor makes a strike towards Mya, who bends backwards out of the way. Mya
then swings at Taylor, who follows Mya's path of dodging. Taylor quickly
goes for a spinning heel kick, but Mya ducks and hits a jaw breaker on the
turning Taylor. Taylor stumbles backwards, and Mya quickly dropkicks The
Angel Of Darkness but Taylor bounces back with a side elbow.]
[Mya gets to her feet and glares at Taylor who has a cocky grin on her face. Mya charges at Taylor again, but the result is Taylor side-stepping and taking Mya down...this time with a drop toe hold. Mya gets up, bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow into the back of Mya's head. Taylor repeats this several times, and stomps Mya once before giving a brief pose to the fans.]
[Mya gets up holding the back of her head. This time it's Taylor who makes the move running and Mya and sweeping both her legs from under her with a low roundhouse kick. Taylor sits down behind Mya and locks on a sleeper. She holds the move for a few seconds only, lifts Mya up to her feet, switching the sleeper to a full nelson and then delivering a full nelson/tiger suplex on Mya...driving her onto her head. Taylor decides now is a good time to make the first cover of the match...]
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[After the kickout, Taylor pulls Mya to her feet, chops at her chest and then Irish whips her toward the ropes. Mya bounces off but ducks Taylor's clothesline attempt, bounces off the ropes again and takes Taylor down with a flying lariat. Mya gets to her feet, so does Taylor; Mya grabs Taylor and delivers a hard snap suplex into the mat. Mya runs to the ropes and goes for a lionsault but Taylor rolls away and Mya lands on her feet.]
[Both women run at each other and take each other down with a clothesline. After a little rest they both get to their feet and start a slapfest in the center of the ring. Taylor hits Mya with a particularly powerful slap that seems to fuel Mya's rage because she swings her hand around and connects with the cheek of Taylor knocking her off her feet.]
[Mya drags Taylor across the ring by the hair, even getting in a hard knee to the face of Taylor, and applies a camel clutch. Taylor starts screaming out in pain...a sadistic smile appears on the face of Mya and she applies as much pressure as possible. With Taylor almost passed out referee Rob Simmons pulls Mya off her and does the three count arm test...]
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[Taylor's arm drops]
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[Taylor's arm drops for a second time]
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[Taylor's arm drops to about an inch off the mat then suddenly rises up again...to the booing of the fans. Mya is, of course, pissed about this and starts ranting at referee Rob Simmons. This, in the meantime, allows Taylor to recover. By the time Mya has given up ranting at Eric Burns she turns around only to be met by a punch from Taylor. Mya staggers backwards and bounces off the ropes. Taylor uses Mya's own momentum against her and gives her a ju-jitsu vortex flip across the ring. Taylor follows this up with a running baseball slide dropkick to the small of the sitting Mya's back. Taylor climbs onto the top rope of the nearest turnbuckle and waits for Mya to get to her feet....Mya does and Taylor hits her with a missile dropkick to the chest.]
[In the ring Taylor picks Mya up, chops her chest a few times and then kicks her in the gut. Taylor bounces off the ropes and runs at a doubled-over Mya looking for a swinging neckbreaker but Mya recovers and uses Taylor's momentum against her, quite ironically, and flapjacks Taylor face first onto the top rope. Taylor bounces off and Mya takes her down with a falling neckbreaker. Mya leans over Taylor and hooks back a leg...]
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[..Taylor kicks out.]
[Mya lifts Taylor so that she has her back turned to Mya. Mya drives her elbow into the back of Taylor's head and then German suplexes her. Mya gives a pose that gets a pop from the crowd and drops her right leg onto the chest of Taylor. Mya pulls Taylor to her feet, whips her against the ropes and clotheslines her to the mat. Taylor rolls away clutching at her throat and gasping for air. Mya drags her back to the center of the ring by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Mya kicks Taylor to the stomach and sets her for a powerbomb. As Mya is about to slam Taylor down it gets reversed into a hurracanrana pin...]
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[..Mya pushes Taylor off her and breaks the pin.]
[Mya quickly gets to her feet, before Taylor, and charges at the heavier of the two women but Taylor recovers in time and holds her arm out and Mya runs right into it. As Mya drops to the mat Taylor springboards off the second rope and lands her elbow into the face of Mya. Instead of going for the pin though Taylor climbs onto the top rope, gives a pose to the fans and then goes for a replication of Mya's finishing maneuver Death From Above...unfortunately for Taylor Mya reads it and counters so that Taylor crashes into the mat.]
[Mya now climbs the turnbuckle and poses to the fans but as she's about to go for the Lights Out Taylor jumps to her feet and grabs the bottom rope causing Mya to tumble from the turnbuckle to outside the ring. Taylor waits for Mya to rise to her feet. Mya gets to her feet, Taylor vaults over the top rope and nails Mya with a running sitout powerbomb on the outside.]
[Taylor pulls Mya up to her feet, rolls her into the ring and makes the cover but is interrupted by the darkness that covered the arena last week as thunder is heard around. Taylor looks around as a lightning strike hits the stage and Taylor flinches back. The storm theme goes away as the lights are no longer dimmed but the referee has been taken down.]
[But this doesn’t bode well for Taylor who thinks it over and that the fans are going wild for no reason, Taylor turns around and comes face to face with Lightning. Lightning smiles and waves at Taylor before she opens her palm and a lightning strike is forced out and hits Taylor in the face.]
[Renegade screams that Lightning is a former GWF’er as he goes wild on the announce table, Lightning then stares at the newly erected Mya as the two finally come to face to face with their past. Lightning keeps her eyes locked with Mya, as Gabriel looks edgy on the outside of the ring. Lightning climbs over the crowd barrier and disappears.]
[Mya looks at the now burnt face of Taylor and indicates to Gabriel some instructions, Gabriel slides into the ring and removes the referees shirt and puts it on himself. Mya then drops to a cover which Gabriel counts superfast.]
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John Roe:Here is your winner and still Unleashed Champion…MYA!!!
[Mya leaps into the arms of Gabriel but then realizes what she did and jumped out instead she professionally grabs her championship and raises it high over her head as she hints of a grin but doesn’t actually smile, as Mya never breaks her word.]
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That's Arachnophobia, I hope you liked it. We did. If you have any complaints, praises or just want to talk to us lovely people, talk to me or Chad and we'll be glad to sort you out.
A nice week of roleplaying, keep it up and a few new champions tonight, well done. I hope you enjoyed the storylines and what not and we look forward to the future.
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