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Sunday 30th April 2006
Tag Team Championship Match
JLT: Next up we have the Occult challenging Blonde Ambition for the DU Tag Team Championships! I’m excited at this one Leah, as this goes all the way back to Nuclear Pussy III in a triple team match in which Blonde Ambition prevailed as the new champions and it appeared the Occult had missed out at yet another opportunity to capture the belts.
Leah: That’s right but not to be outdone, The Occult assaulted the Monroe Sisters on various occasions and just last week, Carley and Courtney were the victims of a setup in the form of “Mistress Ping Pong” and “Madame Elsa” in which Courtney was given a severe beatdown by Lilith!
JLT: That’s right, and we’re not even sure Courtney is in the right shape to compete tonight! However, I think Blonde Ambition are the unexpected champions and I like that about them, they’re fiery and fun! You wouldn’t expect them, with their lack of focus, to reign the tag division!
Leah: They’re dumb, that’s why. They never focus on their matches and they just dance around, remember the shambles that was the Monroes versus Katrina & Krysta Tyalor match? All they did was danced around and posed, Katrina ended up beating up all of them in the end!
JLT: The battle will finally be resolved tonight anyway, this is the Occult’s final chance at championship glory and the big question is, can Carley and Courtney continue their fun-loving championship reign?
["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. The music stops as "Superstar" by Saliva hits as Katrina walks out with Alexander Dominiguez in tow. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. She's wearing a black veil over her head, with the eyes and her shaved head showing. Katrina ignores the fans who boo her and hugs Alexander. When the foursome into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. The Occult stand in the corner as Katrina and Lilith neogiate the upcoming match.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 387lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Alexander Dominiguez and Charmion, Katrina and Lilith...THE OCCULT!!!
["Shake ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly plays as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both wave to the crowd, both have their trademark big grins on their faces. Upon reaching the ring Carley slides off Courtney's back and both slide into the ring going to opposite corners where they wave to the crowd and shake their rear ends to the phrase 'shake ya tail feathers' both then meet in the center of the ring and remove their sunglasses and raise their arms into the air as pyro goes off behind them.]
John Roe: Their opponents, from Los Angeles, California, at a combined weight of 230lbs, they are the current DU Tag Team Champions, Carley and Courtney...BLONDE AMBITION!!!
[Carley and Lilith decide to start the match out as Carley skips to the referee and hands over the tag team championships. The referee holds them above his head as the bell begins. Carley begins to do a sexy bellydance for the audition with a huge smile on her face. Lilith rolls her eyes and comes from behind to Carley, grabbing her by her blonde hair and hosting her up in the air. Lilith then executes a back suplex onto Carley, slamming her into the canvas. Lilith then begins to stomp on Carley’s head. She brings Carley to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Lilith swings for a clothesline but Carley ducks and hits the other ropes. Carley bounces back and nails a spinning kick to the face of Lilith to knock her down to the canvas. Carley then leaps into the air and begins to applaud herself as Courtney giggles.]
Leah: Somebody shoot them!
[Carley turns and is met by a big boot from Lilith. Carley slams into the canvas as Lilith calls Katrina into the ring. The Occult pick up each of Carley’s legs and pull them apart in a wishbone split. Lilith then bounces to the ropes and nails an elbow drop, covering Carley for a pinfall. The referee slides into position.]
[1]
[2]
[Carley kicks out.]
[Lilith brings Carley to her feet and whips her into the corner. Lilith runs after her with an attempted clothesline but Carley gets her feet up and wraps her legs around Lilith, Carley then nails a hurricanrana from the turnbuckle, sending Lilith flying across the ring. Carley leaps to her feet and begins to do a chicken walk and celebrates by high fiving Courtney, tagging her into the match. Courtney climbs to the top rope as Lilith finds her feet. Courtney leaps off the top with an attempted hurricanrana but Lilith catches Courtney and slams her into the canvas with her sit down tombstone finisher “Hellish Nightmares”. Lilith covers.]
[1]
[2]
[Carley nails a dropkick to Lilith’s face to break up the count.]
JLT: Ouch!
Leah: Lilith just got a nosejob, well, some kind of nose surgery, Carley probably just ruined her whole face! Haha!
[The referee then ushers Carley out of the ring as Lilith drags Courtney to her corner and Katrina hops into the ring and begins to stomp on her. The referee turns and Katrina claims there was a tag made. She brings Courtney to her feet and knees her in the stomach, Katrina then nails a jawbreaker as Courtney lands on her knees. Katrina then bounces to the ropes and nails a shining wizard to the head of Courtney.]
[Courtney then lies on the canvas holding her head as Katrina quickly heads to the top rope. She balances herself and leaps off with her finishing 450 splash “Kat’s Eye” but Courtney rolls out of the way and Katrina slams into the canvas, as Alexander grimaces on the outside. Courtney then leaps to her feet and begins to pose for the fans as Katrina lies holding her front, rolling on the canvas. Courtney then turns and approaches Katrina, leaping into the air with a cartwheel into an elbow drop, planting her elbow across Katrina’s chest. Courtney then hooks the leg for a cover.]
JLT: This could be it! The Monroes retain!
[1]
[2]
[Katrina gets her shoulder up.]
JLT: No!
[Courtney then gets up and approaches the referee and begins to pout at him, the referee shrugs and says it was a two count but Courtney continues to pout. Katrina meanwhile has found her feet as Courtney turns, Katrina nails Courtney in the face and whips her into the Occult’s corner. Katrina then tags in Lilith. Lilith then nails a shot to the face of Courtney and kneels down in front of her. Katrina heads to the other side of the ring and pauses before running towards Courtney, she hops onto Lilith’s back and lands with a hurricanrana position on Courtney but Courtney counters and uses her strength to toss Katrina over the top rope to the outside.]
Leah: I love this match!
[Courtney then turns and is met by a kick to the stomach from Lilith. Lilith then picks up Courtney over her head in a gorilla press, Lilith then catches her on her shoulder and slams her into the canvas with a slam. Lilith then adjusts her veil and stares Carley whose waving to the audience. Lilith then bounces to the ropes and attempts a leg drop but Courtney rolls out of the way. Lilith climbs to her feet holding her stomach as Courtney kicks her in the middle section and pulls her into a powerbomb position and signals for her finishing move.]
JLT: Can she even lift Lilith up?! Lilith is 300 pounds! This could go wrong Courtney!
Leah: She’s too dumb to understand the laws of gravity and physics and all that, she’s more concerned about having her picture taken.
[Courtney hoists Lilith over her shoulders and gets her into a widow’s peak position, Courtney then waits a few seconds before she plants the move, snapping Lilith’s head back. Courtney then leaps to her feet and pouts to the fans, blowing kisses at them. Courtney then turns to cover but Katrina runs into the ring, Courtney manages to side-step her clothesline attempt as Carley hops over the ropes and nails her in the face with a dropkick. Courtney then covers, hooking both the legs as the fans count along with the referee.]
JLT: It’s over!
[1]
[2]
[The referee is pulled out of the ring.]
Leah: What?!
[Bloo and Jinx are suddenly at ringside. Trixie grabs the referee’s head and pulls him into a kiss, as he struggles for air and waves his head. Meanwhile Courtney still looks happy as she covers Lilith, Bloo and Jinx pull her off and begin to stomp on her in the corner. The gothic duo then turn as Carley Monroe is dancing on the top rope, Bloo then approaches Carley from behind as the fans point behind her. Bloo grabs Carley and powerbombs into the canvas, as Jinx connects with a neckbreaker.]
JLT: What the hell are Bloo and Jinx doing here?!
Leah: Kicking ass! Duh!
[Bloo and Jinx then stand with smiles on their faces and begin to stomp on Lilith while Trixie is still kissing the referee. Katrina rushes into the ring and attempts to double clothesline Bloo and Jinx but they duck, Katrina turns and is met by the “Tye Dye” combination of blue and purple mist from the Canadians. Katrina falls to the ground clutching her face as Alexander Dominguez pulls Trixie off the referee by the hair and begins to point her face. Trixie then shrugs and pulls him in for a kiss as Bloo and Jinx slide out of the ring and walk up the ramp, they try to pull Trixie away but she’s too attached to Alexander. Eventually she’s yanked away and winks at Alexander who begins to spit and wipe his mouth.]
Leah: He needs to bleach his mouth now!
[Bloo, Jinx and Trixie then head up the ramp with a satisfied smile on their face after the mayhem they’ve caused. They then turn around only to be met by RIOT standing at the top of the stage. The trio stop as RIOT boots Trixie in the face while double clothesling Bloo and Jinx. Trixie slides down the ramp as RIOT begins to thump Bloo’s back with fists. She tosses Bloo onto the stage and picks up Jinx, kneeing her in the face. RIOT then grabs a chunk of Jinx’s hair and picks her up into a fallaway slam. RIOT then approaches the end of the stage and positions herself as a smile creeps onto her face, meanwhile the fans are cheering the Japan national.]
JLT: Why is RIOT here now?!
Leah: She looks sadistic!
[RIOT then leans backwards and hoists Jinx backwards as Jinx flies into the air and falls from the stage, crashing into a collection of tables as the fans cheer. Bloo has managed to recover and charges towards RIOT but RIOT kicks her and hoists her up into a “RIOT Act” finisher position. She swings her around into an F5 into an implant DDT and plants Bloo head fast onto the steel stage. RIOT then stands up and shouts “RIIIIIIIIOOOOOT” to the audience who cheer and applaud.]
JLT: Bloo is out cold!
Leah: The crowd is loving this!
[RIOT then stands and folds her arms and walks down the ramp to watch the match. Alexander and Charmion give her a wary look as she stands. In the ring Lilith is rising to her feet as Carley and Courtney have both climbed to the top rope, they giggle as they try to balance. They leap off with a double axe handle smash attempt but Lilith catches them both in a chokeslam and thrusts them into the air and back down into the canvas.]
JLT: That was a nice counter!
[Lilith then drags Courtney into the middle of the ring and turns around. Katrina leaps from the top rope with a hurricanrana, she lands on Lilith’s shoulders and spins around as Lilith positions herself next to Courtney. Katrina then rolls down Lilith’s body with a somersault leg drop connecting to Courtney. Lilith then exits the ring as the referee is confused of whose legal and shrugs it off. Katrina then drops to cover Courtney. Katrina then brings Courtney to her feet and knees her in the stomach as Courtney stands keeled over. Katrina then bounces to the ropes and comes back with a “Kat Nip” Canadian destroyer move, planting Courtney head first into the canvas as the fans stand in awe of the move. Katrina covers.]
Leah: This could be the end!
[1]
[2]
[Courtney kicks out.]
[Katrina then stands and runs her hands through her hair, suddenly from behind comes Carley Monroe with “The Cutdown” reverse DDT planting Katrina into the canvas. Carley then covers as the referee counts.]
JLT: THIS could be the end!
[1]
[2]
[Katrina gets her shoulder up.]
[Courtney then stands and sulks, stomping her foot, she turns to the audience and begins to push out her bottom lip in a sad face. She turns around and is met with a poke in the eye from Lilith, Lilith then hoists Carley into the air with a stalling suplex and releases her, planting her with a tombstone-style move, completing “Hellish Nightmares”. Lilith then covers Carley.]
Leah: No, Jamie, THIS is the end!
[1]
[2]
[3]
JLT: They did it!
John Roe: Here are your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions…THE OCCULT!!!
[Lilith then climbs to her feet with a smile on her face as Charmion and Alexander both applaud on the outside. The referee hands Lilith her belt as she hugs it for dear life and holds it above her head, Charmion slides into the ring and hugs her mother. Meanwhile Alexander hangs Katrina her belt as she stands and hugs him. The foursome then raise their arms in the centre of the ring as the Monroes lie on the canvas. “Planet Hell” plays as RIOT leaves ringside with a satisfied look on her face, raising one eyebrow. The camera cuts to the Occult celebrating in the ring as Katrina and Lilith hug.]
JLT: The Occult are the new champions! They’ve dethroned Blonde Ambition! Lilith finally has a championship and Katrina is once again the co-ruler of the division!
Leah: YAY!
[We cut to John Roe standing in the center of the ring. He has a smile on his face and waves to some of the audience members, he brings a microphone to his lips as the ring announcer speaks in his distinctive voice.]
John Roe: Here to present the Diva of the Month award, please welcome, the enchanting…Devon Aoki!
[“Suffocate” by Cold plays as Devon struts out from backstage with a smile on her face. Her hair falls down as she’s wearing a white dress with white heels, she waves to the fans as she smiles, the sparkly make-up on her face glittering in the light.]
Devon Aoki: TOKYO!
[The fans cheer as she smiles.]
Devon Aoki: Woo! I’m here to present the Diva of the Month award. I’m flattered and I love to watch Divas Unleashed because it shows women kicking ass, and that’s what I like! It’s just like Dead or Alive!
[Devon giggles and waves the envelope containing the winner.]
Devon Aoki: So, without further ado, the Diva of the Month for May is…
[Devon opens the envelopes and smiles to the fans. She looks at the name and smiles, she leans into the microphone and shouts.]
Devon Aoki: VIXEN!!!
[“Crush” by Garbage plays as Vixen walks out in her ring attire. She has a smile on her face and accepts the statuette from Devon and kisses her on the cheek. Vixen then waves to the fans and heads backstage, making small talk with Devon as they leave the stage.]
JLT: Vixen is the new Diva of the Month!
Leah: For the win!
[We find ourselves in Shane's office alongside a face that is not so familiar to the hardcore DU fans. The face is of a woman's as she runs a hand through her hair, smiling in a joyful manner. She shakes hands with Shane as she nods her head.]
Miss Brandi: Thank you so much for accepting me, Mr. Rockford.
Shane Rockford: I'm excited to see what you can bring into this company, Miss Brandi.
[Miss Brandi continues to smile, looking around in the office before stuffing her hands in her jean pockets.]
Miss Brandi: I'm so glad to be back in wrestling, Mr. Rockford. It's been awhile since I've been in the squared circle.
Shane Rockford: Don't worry about that. I'll try and get you in a match as soon as I can. Maybe next week?
Miss Brandi: That would be ---
[Before Miss Brandi can finish her sentence, in comes a tall, luscious blonde bombshell chattering away on her pink Razor. Her talking is obviously loud as both Shane and Miss Brandi look at her with an odd expression as this new female interrupted them. The female soon notices this and says her good-bye as she hangs up her cell phone and adjusts her shades.]
Summer McCoy: Sorry about that.
[She smiles in an innocent away, her eyes glancing over the DU's president before making their way to Miss Brandi. Her glossy lips go into a gasp. Something is obviously wrong.]
Summer McCoy: You!
Miss Brandi: Summer? Summer McCoy?
Shane Rockford: You two know each other?
Summer McCoy: What are you doing here?!
[The tone of Summer's voice certainly shows that she is not very happy about her and Miss Brandi being in the same room together. Miss Brandi gives off a small shrug.]
Miss Brandi: I've joined DU.
Summer McCoy: You did? Well, so did I!
[Summer removes her shades and points an index finger at Miss Brandi as Shane watches quietly.]
Summer McCoy: Just stay out of my way! You cheated your way into winning the gold in the IWL! And you're not cheating me here! Got that, Miss Brandi?
Miss Brandi: That was over a year ago. And ---
[Before Summer can hear whatever Miss Brandi had left to say, she spun around on her heels and marched out of the office. Miss Brandi shrugs and shakes her head, soon leaving the office as well. Shane Rockford smiles mischieviously from behind.]
Rockford State Championship Match
JLT: And now here is the triple threat match
for the Rockford State Championship. This will no doubt turn out
to be one of the best matches on the card. Leah: Says who? These girls are amateurs.
Amateurs cannot have one of the best matches at a Pay Per View,
JLT. How long have you been doing this? You should know these
things by now. JLT: Leah, not now. This will be a great
match. Rockford State Champion Crystal Hilton defends against
good girl Quinne and new mommy Felicity. Leah: Exactly. Not too long ago, the title was
stripped from current Unleashed Champion Chimera and put up for
grabs in a gauntlet match that both Crystal Hilton and Quinne
participated in. A match Crystal Hilton just happened to luck up
on and capture the title. She and Quinne have a slight advantage
here as they are already quite familiar with each other. We'll
see how Felicity's washed up behind handles this. John
Roe: The following
contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match
for the Rockford State Championship. Introducing first, from
Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 118 pounds...FELICTY!!! ["You Spin
Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the
lights fade. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and
Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She
then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one
final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring. ] Leah: Speaking of the has-been, here she is. I
wouldn't be surprised if her baby could wrestle better than she
can. JLT: She's a former tag team champion, Leah. Leah: Oh, so what! Do you have any idea who
the current tag champs are? The Monroe Sisters! If they can do it
you know it doesn't take a lot to win those belts. John
Roe: And next,
hailing from Kansas City, MIssouri, at a weight of 116
pounds...QUINNE!!! [The lights dim.
The countdown that begins "Huddle Formation" by The Go!
Team cause the speakers to vibrate: 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8! As soon as
the music picks up, two white pyros on either side of the stage
shoot off towards the ceiling. The crowd picks up in cheers as
Quinne, wearing her ring attire, appears from behind the curtains
with a large smile on her face. She stands at the top of the ramp
for a few seconds before suddenly thrusting her arms up in the
air, shuffling her feet around a bit, causing the crowd to pop
once more. Her smile widening, Quinn skips down the ramp, taking
her time to tag hands behind both of the barriers. Once she
reaches the bottom of the ramp, Quinne climbs the steps and
enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes. In the ring,
Quinne moves to the center and thrusts her arms once more with a
twinkle in her eye as her theme music begins to die down. After
it does, Quinne heads to her corner, awaiting her opponent.] JLT: Quinne is a talented young lady. Leah: Oh please. You wouldn't know talent if
it smacked you in the face. John
Roe: And finally
making her way to the ring, from Long Island , New York, weighing
in at 120 pounds, she is the Rockford State Champion...CRYSTAL
HILTON!!! [All of a sudden
“Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa
system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance
way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by
multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is
wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants
however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually
wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the
roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose
Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after
another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her
whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white
wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a
silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky
fan. She finally makes it inside the ring.] [The three
competitors stand in the ring, waiting for the bell. When it
finally sounds off they all clash in the center of the ring.
Felicity grabs two handfuls of Quinne's blonde mane and hair
tossing her to the other side of the ring. Crystal Hilton then
slides behind her and throws her into a headlock. Felicity
struggles to break free from the hold for a few moments before
shoving Crystal into the ropes. As Crystal sails back, she dodges
a clothesline attempt by Felicity and in turn superkicks the new
mother in the face. Quinne crawls to her feet and spears the
Rockford State champion to the mat, soon pummeling her with
vicious fists to the head.] Leah: This match has gotten underway pretty
quickly. These women are on a mission. JLT: Well the Rockford State Championship
does label it's holder as the next big thing in Divas Unleashed.
Crystal's reign has barely gotten started and it would be great
for her to win this match. But at the same time both Felicity and
Quinne would like to capture that glory for themselves. Leah: I don't understand how Felicity can be
the next big thing. That hag has had time to go for singles gold
and she has none of record here in DU yet. I think it's a bit too
late to start now! [Quinne has
pulled Crystal to her feet and tossed her into the corner. She
begins hitting her hard with knife-edge chops. The crowd makes an
"ooooh" sound with each slap, but Crystal blocks
Quinne's last shot and punches her in the face. She then grabs
Quinne and tosses her into the corner in her place and delivers
some chops of her own. Crystal executes a picture perfect dragon
suplex and hooks Quinne's leg in the first pin attempt of the
night.] [1] [2] [Quinne kicks out
before the three count. Crystal takes a deep breath and goes to
pull Quinne to her feet but Felicity has finally regained herself
and smashes her elbow on the back of Crystal's head. Crystal
falls across Quinne's outstretched body. Felicity hits a leg drop
on the both of them, much to the crowd's approval. She hauls
Crystal Hilton to her feet and does the same to Quinne's.
Felicity position the head of a woman under each of her arms and
nails them both with a double DDT. The crowd screams at
Felicity's sudden dominance.] JLT: Felicity is definitely back in this
match after a little nap courtesy of the Rockford State Champion. [Felicity rolls
up Crystal in a schoolgirl.] [1] [2] [Thr...] [Crystal kicks
out at the last minute. Felicity quickly pulls her to her feet
and sends her into the ropes. Crystal returns and is taken down
with a snap suplex. The Rockford State Champion hits the mat hard
as Felicity kicks Quinne for good measure and lifts Crystal to
her feet once again. She drags Crystal's limp body to a corner of
the ring and hoists her up onto the top turnbuckle. As she makes
her way up as well, Quinne begins to pick herself up off of the
canvas. Felicity positions herself to DDT Crystal off of the top
rope, but Quinne quickly darts across the ring and powerbombs
Felicity to the ring floor. Quinne wastes no time before going
for a sunset flip as the referee begins the count.] [1] [2] [Felicity kicks
out before the count is finished.] Leah: Wow, these ladies are showing some
determination. Even Felicity. I'm shocked! [Quinne stands to
her feet, leaving Felicity in the center of the ring and goes for
the ropes, executing a split-legged moonsault on Felicity. She
then grabs a fist full of Felicity's brunette locks and pulls her
to her feet. Quinne's drapes Felicity's arm around her neck and
lifts her up for a vertical suplex, but Crystal Hilton leaps off
the top rope and knocks down both Quinne and Felicity with a
missile dropkick, determined to stay in the fight for her title.
After standing once again, Crystal picks up Quinne and sidewalk
slams her onto Felicity.] [Keeping the
momentum, Crystal pulls up Quinne once again and sends her
sailing into the ropes. Quinne bounces back and Crystal nails her
with a swinging head-scissors takedown. After a slight pause,
Crystal makes her way over to the corner of the ring and climbs
the turnbuckle. The crowd screams as she leaps into the air,
going for her signature 450 splash, but just before she flattens
Quinne, Felicity yanks the devout Christian out of harms way and
Crystal slams onto the mat.] JLT: Great save by Felicity! That could have
very well been the end of the match! Leah: No one is ready to give up that easily! [As Crystal
squirms in pain, Felicity drags herself to her feet and yanks
Crystal up by the hair. Crystal tries at a lazy swing that
Felicity easily ducks and then plants Crystal into the mat with a
neckbreaker. She hops up and nails a springboard leg drop onto
the champion. With that, Felicity goes for the pin.] [1] [Quinne quickly
makes the save by pulling Felicity off of Crystal by the hair.
Felicity smacks Quinne's face as hard as she can and shoves the
Christian down to the mat. Felicity leaps onto the fallen Quinne
and unleashes a barrage of punches on her. The two begin rolling
around the ring exchanging blows, attempting to wear the other
down. The two jump to their feet at the same moment and begin
exchanging blows once again. Quinne gets the upper hand by
kneeing Felicity in the stomach and then tossing her into the
ropes.] [When Felicity
returns, Quinne lifts her over her head in a back body drop and
sends her over the top rope and crashing into the floor outside
of the ring. As Felicity unsteadily gets to her feet and goes to
climb back into the ring, Quinne bounces off the ropes at the
other side and baseball slides into Felicity's face so hard that
she slams into the barricade and hits the floor with a thud.] JLT: Oh man! Quinne has taken control in a
big way! Leah: It's a good thing that Crystal is coming
to! She's about to lost her title! [Crystal charges
at Quinne and spears her into the corner where she kicks her
repeatedly in the midsection. Quinne struggles to fight back but
Crystal stays on top of her, keeping her cornered in the ring and
beating her down with fists and elbows. The crowd erupts at the
sudden change in pace as Crystal continues her assault. She grabs
Quinne's head and knees her in the face. Quinne's head bounces
back to show that her nose is now leaking blood. She falls back
in an almost sitting position in the corner before Crystal drop
kicks her.] Leah: Look at Crystal go! Never count the
black woman out! She's fighting for her title! JLT: Do you have to bring race into
everything, Leah? Leah: Damn right! Black power! [Crystal lifts
Quinne to her feet and walks her to the center of the ring. She
then thrusts Quinne into the ropes and throws a punch that Quinne
dodges. Quinne bounces off the ropes again and slides between
Crystal's legs so she is now standing behind her. Quinne punches
Crystal in the back of her head, causing the young woman to grab
her head and hunch over. Quinne places on leg over the back of
Crystal's neck and jumps up, using her weight to drive Crystal
face first into the mat.] JLT: Oh, man! Leah: Quinne just hit the Rocker Dropper on
Crystal Hilton! [The entire arena
is in an uproar. Breathing hard with blood from her nose smeared
across her face, Quinne stumbles to the corner of the ring and
hoists herself up to the top rope. As she gets into position,
Felicity begins coming to outside of the ring, oblivious to what
is going on inside. Quinne signals to the crowd and jumps off the
top rope with a shooting star senton bomb onto Crystal! Felicity
shakes the cobwebs from her head and tries to scramble into the ring but Tequila has suddenly appeared at ringside and holds onto her leg, Felicity boots her away knocking Tequila to her butt as
Quinne goes for the pin!] [1] [2] [3] [Felicity pounds
her fist in frustration and drops her head to the mat. Tequila walks up the ramp with a smug smile on her face and begins to laugh.] Leah: Felicity is too late! Quinne has pinned
Crystal Hilton! JLT: This has got to be devestating for both
Crystal and Felicity! John
Roe: Here is your
winner and NEW Rockford State Champion, QUINNE!!! [Quinne stands to
her feet and Crystal looks on in groggy disbelief as Quinne is
handed her title. Quinne wipes away some of the blod on her face
with the back of her wrist and smiles brightly, clutching her new
championship belt to her chest.] JLT: Great performances by Felicity and
Crystal Hilton, but Quinne has come out on top of this!
[“Imperial March” by John Williams plays as the fans rise to their feet and cheer. The Unibrow walks out and forces a smile onto her face, she has plasters over her forehead from the glass and limps towards the ring, holding her back and still battered from her match earlier tonight. Dr. Doomsday is by her side, wearing a neckbrace and the bandage around his head is just visible under his top hat.]
JLT: What is she doing coming out here?
Leah: I don’t know.
[The Unibrow climbs up the steel steps and climbs into the ring. She takes the microphone from John Roe as she looks bare without the Stripped Championship on her shoulder. She brings the microphone to her lips as the music cuts and Dr. Doomsday looks around mischievously.]
The Unibrow: I’m out here tonight because I lost earlier. I’m not happy, I lost fairly but I held that championship for 11 months! If I had made it to May it would have been a whole year! A record!
[The Unibrow looks sad.]
The Unibrow: But now, I’m out here to announce that I don’t care about the Stripped Championship anymore. Dr. Doomsday has advised me that brushing my teeth leads to good oral health!
[The Unibrow smiles as the fans look confused. Doomsday nudges Unibrow.]
The Unibrow: I mean! You should never touch a cat’s bottom because it could have worms and that would be bad for you!
[Doomsday sighs and whispers into the Unibrow’s ear as she listens intently.]
The Unibrow: I MEAN! I’m going to focus on the Unleashed Championship! I’ve proved that I’m the best wrestler in the world and I want that belt now! I’m go-
[Before the Unibrow can finish her sentence, she’s interrupted by the sound of trumpets. A selection of Queen’s guards walk onto the stage playing the trumpets with Union Jacks hanging from them. They finish with their fanfare and stand in a still position. After several seconds, “My Sacrifice” by Creed begins to play as the fans rise to their feet and cheer.]
[Dame Barbara walks out onto the stage dressed in blue jeans and a brown silky top, her hair flows in a classy fashion as the fans rise their feet and applaud. Barbara gives them a smile as she walks down to the ring, the camera pans out to see the fans giving her a reception as the legend struts down the aisle. She has her Askai Championship in her right hand as The Unibrow and Dr. Doomsday talk in the ring.]
[Barbara steps into the ring with a smile on her face, she approaches the Unibrow and kisses her on both cheeks before taking the microphone from her hands. The Unibrow tries to object but Barbara silences her with her hand. Barbara then speaks into the microphone, looking at the Unibrow.]
Dame Barbara: I’m sorry dear. I didn’t quite catch what you were saying. You deserve the Unleashed Championship? Why on earth do you think that?
[Barbara puts the microphone to the Unibrow’s lips.]
The Unibrow: Because I-
[Barbara snatches it away and rolls her eyes.]
Dame Barbara: Why, Uni, you’re one of the worst wrestlers I’ve seen in my 40 years in this business! You’re absolutely dreadful! You can’t wrestle to save your life, I’m so very happy that you lost the championship, really I am!
[Barbara gives snarls at the crowd and they begin to give her a mixed reaction as the Unibrow looks upset.]
Dame Barbara: It was a disgrace having you as a champion! I hated having my name listed next to yours on the championship holder belts, it was embarrassing! You do four moves, and you botch them anyway! Yet you think you deserve the Unleashed Championship?! My dear, you don’t deserve to be living!
[A few fans begin to boo Barbara who turns to them and gives the audience the middle finger, which causes a massive boo from the whole crowd. Barbara chuckles to herself as sensitive Unibrow looks like she’s about to cry.]
Dame Barbara: Darling, I’m so thrilled you’re no longer a champion, now I can teach you a lesson!
[Barbara then suddenly tosses the microphone out of the ring and stares at the Unibrow. The Dame then suddenly kicks Unibrow in her injured knee as she falls to the canvas clutching it. Barbara then approaches Dr. Doomsday who holds up his cane and shakes it at her, Barbara then grabs the cane and pulls Doomsday towards her and knees him in his lower regions to execute a low blow.]
[The fans boo as Barbara slides out of the ring and approaches John Roe sitting at ringside. She shoves him out of his seat and picks up the chair. Barbara then picks up another two chairs and slides them into the ring before sliding in herself.]
[Dr. Doomsday stands holding his crotch as Barbara picks up a chair, she smiles as she slams it over his head and he falls to the canvas, with the chair still intact around his neck. The Unibrow has found her feet and runs towards Barbara from behind but Barbara counters it with a mule kick to the face. The Unibrow bounces to the ropes and Barbara pulls her into a diamond cutter “DKO” planting her in the centre of the ring.]
[Barbara then picks up a chair and begins to drive it down onto the Unibrow’s back. Barbara laughs as she’s doing it and begins to slam the chair across the back of the Unibrow’s head until the chair is bent. Barbara then picks up the third and final chair and places it over the Unibrow’s arm. She positions it especially as referees arrive at ringside and begin to beg with Barbara not to continue.]
[Barbara then runs towards them and spits at them and begins to scream loudly. Barbara then walks back to the Unibrow and leaps into the air, driving her foot down onto the edge of the chair as it snaps shut on the Unibrow’s arm. The Unibrow begins to scream in pain from her motionless state as she kicks her legs on the canvas. The Unibrow’s arm looks bent as Barbara stands with a smile on her face and begins to laugh.]
[She looks around the damage in the ring and licks her lips in a satisfied expression. She slides out of the ring and pushes past the referee, shoving them out of the way as some fall to the floor. Barbara walks up the ramp as “My Sacrifice” begins to play once again. Medics rush past her as she walks as they slide into the ring and begin to check on the Unibrow.]
JLT: What the hell is wrong with Dame Barbara?! Did you see what she just did?! She could have broken the Unibrow’s arm!
Leah: It looks all bent and nasty! Eww!
JLT: What the hell is wrong with her?! She’s a 56 year old woman, she should know better than this! That was so uncalled for! It was plain evil!
Leah: Maybe it’s the menopause?
[Krysta Taylor stands backstage looking at her nails and sighing to herself. Next to her stands Vixen, dressed in her ring attire and looking focused. Behind Vixen stands her new friend Claudette, the two glance at each other and smile. Krysta notices the camera is on and perks up, pushing up her bras and speaking into the microphone.]
Krysta Taylor: I’m standing by with Vixen, whose challenging for the Unleashed Championship later tonight. How are you feeling heading such an important match? Confident?
Vixen: Given my past history, "confident" isn't a word I like to associate with any match of this magnitude. Prepared, though, I certainly am. There's a fire burning within me tonight that won't be extinguished, even if I'm to lose tonight.
Vixen: I look out at my opponents tonight, and see nothing but sheer paragons of idiocy, and purveyors of everything that's wrong with this business. There was a time when this business was about honour, and I hope that I can return some honour to the Unleashed title tonight as I teach each of them a new hole.
Krysta Taylor: Now, out of those idiots there’s Chimera. It came down to you and her in the battle royal on Exile. Now, I think the woman is in desperate need of a suntan but what do you think of her? Is she your biggest threat tonight?
Vixen: Chimera may be whiter than Katia's $10,000 teeth, but I see Chimera's true colour - yellow. In all actuality, she's nothing but a coward who loves using big words she read in the dictionary. I see my "true" threat as Katia. She's already gotten one over on me, and I just hope that she isn't able to do that again. Considering I've got Claudette here with me, I'm confident things will run smoothly.
Krysta Taylor: Who is Claudette again? That’s such an old un-hip name. Did you use time travel to bring her back from the 17th century?
Vixen: I could smack you in the mouth for that comment, but like a virgin, I'm saving myself for the right time, which just happens to be this night. Claudette, for the television impaired, is my old pal from Owen Groves' gym, and she's now the owner. Like I've said before, I'm a pragmatist - I believe in solving problems, and Claudette is effectually my problem solver. I trust her implicitly, more than anyone.
Krysta Taylor: You’re a virgin?! Oh my God. You poor thing! I thought your accent sounded sluttish! How wrong I was! Anyway, you’re wrestling in Japan tonight, which is supposed to be a very historic nation and wrestling is all prestigious here, especially women, how do you feel about wrestling in front of this crowd?
Vixen: *shakes head* I mean, who are you? Were you skipped when they handed out cerebrums? But anyway, I love the Japanese crowd, they're enthusiasts, and truly appreciate the art of wrestling, rather than creaming themselves over 30-minute interview segments.
Vixen: I love the big-fight atmosphere you get over here, and I hope that even if victory isn't to be mine tonight, we can still put on a classic bout for these great fans. I see the greats who've come before me, like Bull Nakano, the late Plum Mariko, and I just hope that I can add my name to the list of legendary wrestlers who've broken boundaries and transcended borders.
Krysta Taylor: Wow, while I was listening to that I realized that I need to re-paint my toenails. Japan sucks in my opinion. I was going to hook up with a hot black guy in every country but there’s only Asians here. Can you believe that?! Well, good luck tonight. Your virgin ass is going to need it. Ha ha.
[Vixen's phone goes off and she answers it. Krysta rolls her eyes.]
Vixen: Yeah? Really? Ah, that's fantastic. Thanks.
[Vixen hangs up]
Vixen: Krysta, that was the doctor. Your chlamydia test results are back. I bet you're like a wizard's sleeve down there, aren't ya? Am I right? Hah, c'ya around, kiddo. C'mon Claude.
[Vixen and Claude walk off with a smile on their faces as Krysta’s eyes buldge and mouth gapes open in shock.]
Leah: Krysta got owned.
JLT: Wise words from Vixen, she has her head screwed on right!
Unleashed Championship Four Corners Match
JLT: Well Leah, we’ve come to the end of our show. I’m so excited for this next match, I’ve been waiting for it all evening. Chimera defends her Unleashed Championship against Icenique, Katia and Vixen in a four corners match! This is the first time such a match has happened on pay per view!
Leah: Katia won a contendership match and earned the right to face Chimera at this event but last week Shane Rockford announced he was entering Vixen and Icenique as an “insurance policy” to avoid a repeat of the NP3 fiasco. I wonder how Katia feels knowing that she won the right to face Chimera one on one and then to have other women get a shot at the belt?
JLT: Maybe she’ll take out that frustration out tonight but she’s too wrapped up in her own arrogance to care. Chimera and Katia have had a war in the past and I’m sure that will be rekindled tonight. Chimera will have her work cut out, with Icenique and Vixen in the match, she doesn’t have to be pinned to lose the belt!
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