Sunday 8th February 2009
American Airlines Arena, Miami, Florida

(select high quality) [The camera pans around the cheering arena, as the lights begin to come to life and shows the wrestling ring in a glow. The fans stand on their feet, cheering for the performance and the beginning of the pay-per-view. They hold up their trademark signs in a sea of colour, each edging out or nudging the person next to them to try and get on camera. "I just got a boob job!" and "Dad! I'm gay!" and "Totally NOT Radd" and "Kibbz 4 Champ" are a select few picked out by the director.] [We cut to the commentary table as Leah appears distracted and looks down her top at her cleavage which is uneven in her low-cut dress and she appears to be playing it with to try and get them balanced out. She looks up annoyed at JLT, who seems all too aware that she's on camera as she sits in a stunning and classy gown. Leah rolls her eyes, shaking her head and abandons plans to balance out her boobs. JLT applauds as Kylie Minogue takes on last bow and departs from the stage, JLT smiling at Kylie's opening performance.] JLT: What a way to open the show! Leah: Someone mug her for that hat! I wanna wear that! Soviet Leah! JLT: Shhh! Welcome everyone to Control of the Knife, the first pay-per-view of 2009 and we’re coming to you completely LIVE from Miami, Florida and we have a fantastic night of entertainment lined up for you. Leah: Seriously, mug that bitch! Get my hat! JLT: Shut up, I’m trying to talk. I’m JLT and joining my tonight is my partner in crime Leah. We’ll be talking you through what promises to be a great show from Divas Unleashed, the first since Nuclear Pussy 5 last year! Leah: Have I been out of work that long? Damn, I should probably cancel my unemployment benefits. You can never have too much government cheese though. JLT: Leah, be quiet for two seconds. Leah: Ut- JLT: All five championships are on the line tonight, we’ve got the undisputed Unleashed Champion being crowned, and possibly many other new champions as well! I’m sure we’re in for an action of awesome wrestling and jaw-dropping moments! Leah: ...whatever. JLT: This is so exciting, isn’t it Leah? What a way to kick things off with Kylie Minogue! She truly rocked the stage, I bet Tequila is having spasms backstage, especially when she sung "read my...BODY LANGUAGE", I bet she marked out like crazy. Leah: I don’t know why we’re having Kylie here with her explicit songs. You know that song “Spinning Around?” Yeah, you heard that? Did you know it’s about anal sex? JLT: What?! No it isn’t. Leah: It is, listen to the lyrics. Here’s an example “I’m breaking it down, I’m not the same, I know you feeling me ‘cause you like it like this”. See! Filth! JLT: It is not about…that…it’s about dancing at a club. Watch the music video, there’s lots of dancing? Leah: Don’t be so naïve! DU just loves to champion smut monkeys. Take “Push The Button” by Sugababes, that song is about clitoral stimulation! JLT: WHAT?! Leah you can’t say that on live TV! Leah: It is though, listen to the lyrics! Who knew Keisha was such a dirty ho? And you have you seen her lately? Girlfriend has gotten FAT. JLT: Leah, “Push The Button” is not about…that…it’s about how Keisha had a crush on this guy and they kept flirting but it never lead anywhere, and the producer Dallas Austin kept telling her to ‘push the button’ and call him to let him know about her feelings. Leah: How do you know that? JLT: I spent 3 hours stuck in a lift with Tequila one time. Leah: Ugh, that woman is like a trivia machine. It sickens me. [The sounds of “Krazy” by Pitbull begin to play, as a confused arena begins to stand in anticipation as the video wall has the special effects of frost covering it, covering it in snow. As the songs kicks into it’s groove, the name ‘ICENIQUE’ bursts through in flames, dispelling the ice and snow as the woman herself struts out to a huge reception from her hometown audience of Miami.] [Icenique stands at the top of the stage, a smile playing on her lips as she holds her hands up in the air and the cheers get louder. Icenique laughs and struts her way down to the ring, dressed in a revealing white dress with black heels which leave little to the imagination, her hair flowing as she looks more refined than her usual thug self.] JLT: It’s Icenique, Leah! Icenique is back! Leah: YAY! I love her! Welcome back, girl! [Icenique steps into the ring, being handed a microphone by a stage-hand as her music dies down and the camera pans around an arena which has risen to it’s feet to greet her. She smiles, soaking in the atmosphere before bringing the microphone to her mouth to speak.] Icenique: WHAT’S UP MIAMI?! [The crowd cheer even louder, Icenique nods her head in approval.] Icenique: You remember me? [Icenique laughs.] Icenique: Nah, course you do. That’s right, Divas Unleashed, the world, you guys at home. I am back! I’ve returned to show these bitches how it’s done. DU has been lacking since I left but I saw Control of the Knife was in Miami and I was like shyt, I gotta get down here and share the love with all my fellow Miami lovers! [Icenique hollers to the crowd who continue to cheer her loudly, like she’s the hometown glory.] Icenique: Aww, you guys are too kind, too kind y’all. Well I got some serious business to take care of while I’m back here. I know a lot of you ugly-ass divas are watching backstage and I can tell one thing. Y’all real nervous right now, y’all real nervous! [Icenique points to backstage, giggling to herself.] Icenique: I bet y’all wondering what I’m doing back here. Well let me let y’all know. I haven’t decided what I’ma do with my time back in DU, you know why? I wanna see the shyt that goes down tonight. I wanna see if my good friend Laura can lose for a SEVENTH time, haha. [A look of fake pity falls over Icenique’s face.] Icenique: I bet you want a win girl, it can’t have been fun losing to me every single time we fought huh? Nah, girl, I love you. You suck, but I love you. You were always so jealous of me but it’s cool, it’s cool. I’ll deal with you later, I have to address why I’m here before Tequila throws a bitch-fit for me taking up too much time. [Icenique takes a deep breath.] Icenique: I may have been away from DU for a long time but I needed time to reflect, reflect on my life and all that was going done but don’t think I ain’t heard ya’ll demanding Icenique back. I know you all went out and bought my two CDs, a trend I followed AFTER Crystal Deymonaz released her album and now we got bitches dropping CDs like they change underwear? Hell no, I was a pioneer. [Icenique shakes her head.] Icenique: My life is calmer now than when I was in DU before and I’ve come back to show these bitches how it’s done. You know, I’m watching DU at home and I’m like “Damn, is this really what passes for divas these days?”, it ain’t right, I gotta come back and show y’all what a true diva is like. I’m a Hall of Famer, and you should all be following by my example. [Icenique raises her arms in the air, as the crowd cheers her again as Icenique loves the affection the crowd throws at her. She nods.] Icenique: So all I have to say is: WATCH THIS SPACE! [With that, Icenique drops her microphone and takes a bow for the audience who cheer her. Her theme song resumes, and she exits the ring but not before walking to the front rows next to the ring to sign autographs and take pictures. The camera cuts to a stunned JLT and Leah.] Leah: That girl is so damn fabulous it hurts. JLT: I can’t believe Icenique is back, the crowd love her here! I wonder what she’s doing back in DU? She didn’t really answer many questions with that speech! Leah: Icenique is my favourite diva, I love her. She didn’t need to answer any questions, everything she says is gold. JLT: Jesus, could you kiss any more ass? What’s gotten into you? Your husband? Oooh, no you don’t have one. Leah: What? Why you bringing that shyt up? Aww, look at me saying shyt. I’m like a mini-Icenique! I’m Minique! JLT: I guess we have to wait and see what Icenique will do in DU! Tara Lee, Icenique, who’s next? Singles Match Mercedes Vargas vs. Totally Radd JLT: Our opening contest should be an interesting match, we have your favourite foreigner Mercedes Vargas taking on Totally Radd in singles action but I wonder how Radd will fair in this match, she’s injured from Linda Ragnal’s attack last week! Leah: I know, how come Linda finally gets good on the day she leaves? Stupid bitch. I hope Mercedes wins this match, I can identify with her. Being a foreigner myself. JLT: You’re from New York? Leah: No Jamie, I am from Africa. The homeland. JLT: Um, isn’t the homeland what Jewish people refer to Israel as? Leah: Look, stop being so racist. I like Mercedes because she’s from Argentina but I don’t trust her one bit. I know why she’s here, I suspect she’s plotting to overthrow Tequila and Shane and install some communist dictatorship. JLT: Anyway, back to reality and what I was saying, Radd’s face was busted up pretty bad- Leah: Hehehe… JLT: -so I wonder if Mercedes will be able to swing that to her advantage. She’s been on a roll since she joined DU and you know how much of a bitch Radd is usually, I bet her being all bandaged is going to make her even worse! ["Face to Face" by Siousie & the Banshees starts from the PA system as Mercedes appears on the entranceway, hand on hip. Cheers, boos and catcalls soon greet her. Oblivious and yet satisfied with their reaction for several seconds, she flips her long hair, then makes her way to the ring. As she reaches the apron, she climbs to the turnbuckle, then turns her head back to show a determined expression-perhaps a message that her opponent will be in for a tough fight.] John Roe: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Buenos Aires, Argentina; at a weight of 148lbs...MERCEDES VARGAS!!! ["Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven blares over the arena's PA. Within seconds of words “Well, I'm not paralyzed”, Totally Radd emerges from the backstage. She artistically waves her hands in front of her before she pushes her right hand to her hip, sticking it to the side wildly. Then she, with little expression on her bandaged face, walks down with the ring while swaying her hips from side to side as her arms remain at the side tightly. The whole time, she ignores the crowd.] John Roe: And her opponent, hailing from New York, New York; at a weight of 129lbs...TOTALLY RADD!!! [Upon reaching ringside, she turns around and pushes her hip with her left hand. She lifts her right arm up diagonally while holding her wrist limp. Suddenly she snaps the fingers on her right hand. Just as she does this, a beacon of light highlights her from backstage. She whips around back to the ring and climbs the stairs while the beacon fades out. At the center she stops to gawk at the referee for his laziness in not holding the ropes for her. When he does, she enters and waits for the bell to ring while waiting in a corner as her theme dies down.] [The referee calls for the bell as Mercedes and Radd circle each other, and Mercedes giggles at Radd’s bandages. Radd then lunges at Mercedes and the two divas tie-up with Radd flipping Mercedes down onto the mat. Mercedes looks up, slightly shocked as Radd smiles and then boots Mercedes straight in the face.] [Mercedes rolls to feet, trying to stand up as Radd continues to fire boots into her body. Radd then grabs Mercedes from behind, lifting her in the air and planting her in the canvas with a German suplex. Radd keeps the waistlock for a pin.] JLT: That was quick! [1] [2] [Mercedes rolls out. Mercedes rolls to her feet and runs towards Radd but Radd launches an attack first, taking Mercedes down with a hard clothesline. Radd then runs to the ropes, springboards off them and lands with a knee to the face of Vargas, completing her ‘Plastic Surgery’ move.] Leah: That has to hurt! I swear, the women in DU get more and more brutal as the years go by. It’s like they have to get bitchier and more aggressive to prove their top dog. JLT: Top dog? Leah: Yeah, DU has some beautiful women but there are a LOT of dogs. Just look at Radd. [Radd then covers again.] [1] [2] [Mercedes gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Mercedes escaping the pin there, Radd’s pinned twice already I think she’s trying to surprise Mercedes! Leah: I think she should rip off her top, that would surprise everyone. [Radd then stands to feet and yanks Mercedes up with her and whips her into the corner. Radd then charges towards Mercedes but Mercedes lifts herself up on the ropes to kick Radd in the face. Radd stumbles backwards, holding her sensitive face. Mercedes then charges towards Radd, leaping into the air with an ‘Alley Cat Strike’ thez press, taking both women to the canvas with Mercedes straddling Radd.] [Mercedes then begins to lay into Radd’s face, striking the parts where bandages lay as Radd recoils in pain. Mercedes then rolls to the side of Radd and wraps her limbs around her to stomach to lock in a body scissors move, squeezing the air of Radd.] JLT: We have some nice technical wrestling in this match! Leah: For once! [Radd refuses to submit to the hold although her oxygen is being further depleted, Mercedes tightens the hold and tells Radd to give up but she refuses. The referee tells Mercedes to release the hold before Radd suffocates and Mercedes stands, she runs to the ropes, springboards onto them and leaps back with a leg drop to the throat of Radd.] JLT: Mercedes with a nice move there, she’s working hard to take the fight to Totally Radd tonight! Leah: Pin time! [Mercedes covers.] [1] [2] [Radd gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I can’t believe Radd used to be a supermodel. She gives new definition to the term clothes horse. JLT: Leah, don’t be rude. Radd is pretty. Leah: Why are most supermodels butt-ugly though? And you know they have the worst feet? They spend their whole days strutting up and down catwalks so they always have rank feet. JLT: You don’t like supermodels do you? Leah: Heidi Klum is the only one I like. JLT: What about Tyra?! Leah: OH MY GOD! JAMIE! I FORGOT ABOUT TYRA! NOOOO! How could I?! What is WRONG WITH ME?! [The sounds of Leah’s horror fill the airwaves while Mercedes then thinks for several seconds about her next move, and then figures why not and brings Radd to her feet and attempts her finisher. Mercedes hoists Radd onto her shoulders in a reverse death-valley driver position and ready to plant the move but Radd begins to struggle out of the hold.] [Radd lands behind Mercedes on her feet and runs to the ropes, as Mercedes turns around, Radd leaps into the air, grabbing Mercedes’ neck and planting her into the canvas with a running neckbreaker. The two divas lie on the canvas, breathing heavily, with Radd holding her face and Mercedes holding the back of her head.] JLT: Both women are down, I wonder who will get up first? Leah: Maybe the one with the smaller paycheck? JLT: Will you say anything of value tonight at all? Leah: I tell it like it is. If you can’t handle the truth then stay out of the kitchen! [Both women find their feet at the same time, Radd approaches Mercedes but Mercedes spins around with a savate kick to the chest of Radd, causing her to stumble backwards. Mercedes then leaps into the air with a spinning ‘Coup de Grace’ roundhouse kick to knock Radd off her feet.] Leah: Do you see? Coup de Grace is the name of one of her moves. I told you she was planning to overthrow the establishment! JLT: Mercedes seems like she has a well-rounded arsenal, she’s been throwing out kicks, submissions and everything in between since she began in DU! Leah: Yeah, it’s called wrestling? Hello? [Radd lies on the canvas as Mercedes stands over her and drags her into the corner, placing her head on the bottom turnbuckle and then drives her foot into Radd’s neck for a choke hold. She holds it for as long as possible before the referee disqualifies her and then props herself on the top turnbuckle, and grabs a chunk of Radd’s hair but finds it difficult due to it’s length.] [She manages to pull Radd to her feet and pulls her into a headlock, ready to launch for a tornado DDT. Mercedes launches from the corner, spinning around like a tornado in the air but Radd counters and places Mercedes on her feet in front of her. Radd then quickly grabs Mercedes’ arm, ducking behind her and twisting her into an unprettier ‘Raddification’ move and plants her into the canvas.] JLT: Nice counter there from Radd! She caught Mercedes by surprise! Leah: Totally! [Radd rolls Mercedes over for a cover, hooking the leg and using Mercedes attire for leverage.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Radd did it! John Roe: Here is your winner…TOTALLY RADD!!! [Radd stands up, smiling and stands with a smug look on her face. Mercedes sits up groggily, seemingly annoyed at having been caught by surprise and Radd using an unfair advantage to pin her. Radd then struts to the turnbuckle and begins to pose, pulling arrogant supermodel shapes to a booing audience.] JLT: What’s Mercedes doing? [Radd jumps down but is met with a kick from Mercedes, who then rips off Radd’s bandages from her face to reveal Totally Radd’s two bruised eyes. Radd, as vain as ever, tries to cover up her face as Mercedes giggles to herself and makes a swift exit. Radd then stands up and stares around the audience, who begin to take pleasure in pointing and laughing.] Leah: Haha! Radd looks like a panda! JLT: Mercedes got a little bit of retribution there! Poor Radd, that looks painful! It’s just not her week is it? [The camera pans backstage where we see Crystal Deymonaz and her manager/Drinking & Driving Producer/Gay Anthony are seen walking down the hallway. Crystal sips on her trademark bottle of Skyy Vodka while Anthony bounces up and down around her. Crystal seems annoyed…] Anthony: OH MY GOD. KATHY IS HERE!!! Do you think I’ll get to meet her?! Crystal: I don’t know, pretend you’re someone in the paparazzi. That should hold her attention till the end of the night. Anthony: You’re right! That’s a great idea! I need to go buy a camera… oh! I bet they stagehands have some equipment I can borrow! Let’s go! [Anthony hooks Crystal under the arm and begins running down the hallway, but Crystal takes only a few steps before stopping and ripping her arm away from Anthony. Anthony turns to her and looks concerned.] Anthony: What? What’s wrong? Did you drop your shot glass again? C’mon! You can buy another one. Crystal: No. I just don’t really want to see Kathy. [Anthony’s jaw drops.] Anthony: WHAT?! It’s Kathy Griffin! Queen of the gays! Crystal: So? I’m a gay icon too! Anthony: I know… but c’mon… it’s Kathy! She’s the biggest fag-hag on the planet! [Crystal sighs as she takes another drink. She reluctantly begins to walk down the hallway again as Anthony excitedly leads the way.] [Once more, our view switches to the backstage area - and, oddly, the door for a womens' restroom. Having no respect for privacy, the camera crew barge their way inside, sweeping the lens across the full breadth of the room's...facilities, which are kept impressively clean, doubtless to appease some of the more pernickety members of the DU roster. Marbled effect on the walls and sinks, mirrors bordered by frosted floral patterns, quilted toilet roll in Blonde Ambition's favourite shade of eye-destroying pink, it's all here. There's also a wall dispenser holding something labeled 'anabolic' - that's for Laura Seton.] [The sounds of frantic whispering reaches our ears, and the camera peeks around the corner - to find Veronica Valiant - not yet dressed in her ring gear - and Jun Takada over in the far corner, conversing quietly with one another. Thanks to the wonders of directional microphones, their words are amplified enough for us to hear...] Veronica: ...try this again. Takada: I really don't think - Veronica: You're not here to think, you're here to do what I tell you. Now, shut up a minute. [Takada lowers his eyes as Veronica gently steps onto something flat and white, like a smallish pavement slab, and peers down at it for a moment...then curses vehemently.] Veronica: Stupid fucking thing! I cut out carbs all week for what? Takada: Don't worry, this'll only be a problem if others find out about it. Just let me deal with it. Veronica: Thanks. Now, run along. Mommy's got things to do in private. [With a sharp bow, Takada sweeps the white object off the floor, then turns on one well-polished heel and strides sharply away to the door, moving out of frame as he goes. After we hear the door swing open and slam shut, Veronica moves over to the sinks, and gives her mirrored self a scrutinising stare, flicking her hair around experimentally and puckering her lips, before checking the scars left by her 'accident' earlier in the week. The stitches are gone, and the marks left behind are fading fast - bizarrely fast, in fact. Any further thoughts on the matter are put on hold as Veronica starts to talk, calmly and clearly, to nobody in particular.] Veronica: It wasn't you. You'd never try to do anything like that to yourself - you're too brilliant, too perfect, for that. So it's someone else, someone trying to screw with your head. Maybe Henshin, maybe Tracee...maybe the Pope, even. You did slap him that one time, after all. Whatever the case, you can hunt the culprits and flay them alive in your spare time. Tonight, all you've got to worry about is going out there in front of all those perma-tanned, barely-educated Florida asswipes and pounding the living daylights out of the delusional goth and little miss ego-trip, and... [Veronica pauses, then gives a short bark of laughter.] Veronica: ...and the fact that you're talking to yourself, apparently. [Then - a toilet flushes. Veronica's smile freezes, and her eyes widen in shock as one of the stall doors open - and out steps Holly Wentz, who looks at her watch in mild susprise.] Holly: Wow, I was in there for hours! Those locks sure are tricky to open...oh, hey, Veronica! [Holly waves cheerfully at the frozen-to-the-spot Valiant, before wandering off towards the door - ] Holly: OW! [ - tripping over a bin as she goes. Veronica stares after her retreating back, with a certain look forming on her face; one of anxiety, of rage, and of dark thoughts leading to darker deeds.] Handicap Match Autumn Leigh & Cassidy Marcello (Lipstick Mafia) vs. Luna JLT: Well this next match seems to be one of much excitement among the fans and the locker room. I think everyone’s talking about it. Leah: Yes, they are. “It” as in Luna. She or He or Whatever, is very scary. I wouldn’t be surprised if we found Ricky Martin under that wig. JLT: Leah, Luna is not a man. Besides, Ricky Martin isn’t even that big. [ The sound of “Spice Up your Life” by the Spice Girls begin to play over the arena, as Luna the barbaric and strange, female whom was just talked about moments before runs out onto the stage. She did us a favor last week, at least to the fans that is, by taking out hated Lipstick Mafia and helping Rebel and Roades win their tag team match up. Luna, skips on stage, before John Roe comes over gracing us all with his beautiful voice.] John Roe: “Ladies and Gentleman the following is a grudge match scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first, she is LUNA!” [ The fans cheer Luna, as the moon named, goddess begins to give high fives to those amongst the crowd before hoping up onto the apron. She ducks into the ring giving a well intended Taunt to the crowd, before she turns her large masculine figure towards the entrance way, awaiting her opponents. ] Leah: You know the only thing I like Luna for, is her taking out those stupid idiots. I’m surprised they can even remember how to walk to the ring. JLT: I think Autumn and Cassidy are very intelligent girls. They aren’t nice like Blonde Ambition, but they certainly have an edge to them, and they’re hot. Leah: Yeah a hot mess. [The sound of “If U Seek Amy” by miss Britney Spears begins to play over the P.A. system and Autumn Leigh and Cassidy Marcello make their way onto the stage. The girls are dressed in lovely matching black and white attire. Cassidy, dressed in black half top, with a white bikini top underneath, a playboy belly ring, black booty shorts and fierce spike heeled pumps (though no one is sure how she is going to wrestle in them.) Autumn is dressed in a cute little black and white sports bra made of silk, and a skirt made of black with white trim and of course the same signature pumps. The two ladies have grasped one another’s hands and have began to walk down the ramp, very slowly, ignoring the boos from the crowd as they check one another’s look and nod approvingly. ] John Roe: And her opponents, together making the team of Lipstick Mafia, please welcome CASSIDY MARCELLO and AUTUMN LEIGH! [the fans boo the two ladies, but again they ignore the boos giving each other one last look, before sexily climbing up the stairs and ducking into the ring, taking a minute or two extra time before they get into the ring and smile to one another and then over to Luna, giving her a glare.] Leah: You call wearing pumps to the ring, intelligent? JLT: You never know what those pumps could be for. Haven’t you seen that movie where the stripper throws the high heel through the man’s head? Leah: If I did, I would’ve thought it was retarded. [ The ladies look to one another and then back at Luna as John steps out of the ring and the referee looks to the mafia girls and back to Luna before pointing to the bell ringer. In most handicap matches the rules are simple. One group plays tag team, while the other group has to fight by one’s self. The winner is the first lady to score the pin. As Autumn and Cassidy both look to one another to decide who’s going to start out the match, Luna instead charges towards them. The ladies are lucky enough to duck out of the way, though they almost break their ankle by moving so fast in their heels and Luna crashes into the turnbuckle. Autum sees a huge opportunity wrapping her hand around the large woman’s leg and tries to pull her down, but to no avail, Cassidy joins in on the effort and as Luna rolls, both girls hold the cover, though somehow their heels seemed to have gotten stuck in the second rope. Luna uses force, but can’t seem to kick out, but the referee notices that the mafia’s shoes are caught and he calls out to them for cheating. The girls release their shoes and Luna is able to break their hold on her as she flips backwards taking a few steps back once the referee put his hands between the two groups. He looks over to Cassidy and Autumn telling them to remove their shoes so that the two of them can’t cheat again. The girls look rather upset, as they begin to remove their pumps, as Luna is held back by the referee] Leah: Haha the stupid bitches got busted cheatin’. JLT: I think their shoes just got caught in the ropes, that was perfectly innocent. Leah: Yeah I’m sure. [Both girls, now stand barefoot, as the referee makes Cassidy climb out of the ring to her reluctancy, as Autumn and Luna stay in the ring, the referee now signals for the ringing of the bell the correct way this time as Luna watches Autumn carefully. Both girls circle, and Luna then heads in grasping Autumn’s blonde locks, causing her to scream aloud as she is backed into the corner. The referee begins his usual five count with Luna letting go at Four. She then kicks Autumn in the stomach lifting her up onto the turnbuckle with ease. Luna gives a bright smile to the crowd as she just climbs up ducking her head under Autumn’s arm pit region and flipping her into the air with a high risk suplex. The fans applaud Luna as she handles the blonde bombshell with ease going for her first cover.] [1] [Break up by Cassidy!] Leah: I kind of like the will to cheat by these mafia girls. They want to play dirty, only they don’t know how. JLT: Poor Luna, already is at a disadvantage. Leah: I would go that far. Combine both of them and IT still weighs more. [Cassidy now begins to pound on Luna with her bare feet, only keeping her down long enough for Luna to trip her off her feet and onto her bottom. The fans laugh with joy as Luna turns her wits to Cassidy and begins to plot her attack. Cassidy slides backwards on her butt, trying to escape Luna and she continues to do so until she finds herself in the corner. Hoping to have taken Luna down with her kicks, Cassidy is overtowered as Luna rares back a bit looking to punt her in the head. Cassidy then with quick thinking grabs one of the pumps that still rest on the apron and she grabs it and slams it into Luna’s ankle causing the diva to begin hopping as Cassidy does so again, sending Luna backwards. Cassidy smiles though she’s not the legal competitor at this point and she climbs to her feet feeling achieved. She doesn’t let her sights off Luna however as she runs forward taking a leap into the air and hitting a dropkick to the same area of Luna’s ankle. Causing the fans to boo as Luna was sent down to one knee from the move.] Leah: That’s how to use fake Chanel shoes. [Autumn now has climbed back up seeing Luna resting on one knee and she offers a move of her on running behind her and popping Luna in the back of the head with one of her own knees taking Luna down to the mat. The two girls applaud one another and exchange high fives, before Cassidy was ushered out of the ring, but the referee finally. Autumn, now back on her feet, gives Luna a wicked smile as she heads to the corner that she was just thrown off of moments previously. She then does a Sexy dance before diving onto a downed Luna. Hopping her butt up and down on top of Luna’s upper back and using her hair as a saddle mount initially treating Luna like a horse and bashing her head into the canvas all at the same time.] JLT: A rather inventive move there by Autumn. This match seems to be slowing up a bit, now that Lipstick Mafia have found a way to get Luna down. Even through cheating means. Leah: These bitches are dumb as hell, but it’s funny. I wonder if she’s getting the same sensation as that girl from Cruel Intentions Two? [Autumn now climbs up trying her best to pull Luna over to her corner, but this is to no avail once again, as Luna is just too much of a woman for her. Autumn just shrugs walking over to tag in Cassidy Marcello, who comes in gladly after being one of the victims to Luna’s power last week. Cassidy is out for revenge, the blonde vixen tosses her curls, before running towards Luna and jumping into the air for an elbow, but it is missed as Luna rolls out of the way, finally kipping back up.] [Cassidy was slow back to her feet, and Luna was as well after the beating she’d taken from Autumn. Luna was quick to grab at the hair this time though, Tossing Cassidy onto her back using the blonde curls. Cassidy rolls out of the way after a leg drop from Luna, both ladies now to their feet, Luna grabs at Cassidy’s shoulders, but she drops down onto her hands and knees and crawls beneath Luna. Luna goes to grab her giving her a wedgie from there, until Cassidy raises her hind leg knocking Luna in the stomach finishing her crawl through Luna’s legs.] Leah: Oh my gosh, that was classic. Talk about cheap thongs and how to work it on all fours. JLT: Sounds like you have experience. Leah: Girl you gotta know all sex positions if you wanna please your man. You don’t have to worry though. You’re a Lesbian. JLT: AM NOT! [Cassidy now climbs up to her feet, the two ladies are back to back, they both turn around to find each other in the same position again, this time Luna was able to grab hold of Cassidy’s shoulder’s locking in an ironclaw (locking the tender part of the shoulder bone) and Cassidy screams out in pain as she falls onto her knees. Luna now regaining her control of the match, released the hold, lifting Cassidy back to her feet, before sending a kick to the gut. She then lifts her up into the air in a gory position before, slamming her down onto the mat, with the front of her body. (breasts, abdomen, waist, knees, etc.)] Leah: Oh no! We’re going to have to call Dr. 90210! IMPLANT EMERGENCY. Maybe the silicone will increase her brain power. JLT: Leah you’re so obnoxious. She could seriously be hurt, and you’re making fun of her boob job. Leah: Better than the manliness that you and Luna possess, would you like me to comment on that? JLT: Oh you! [ Though JLT seems flustered, Luna again makes the cover, going for the pin.] [1] [2] [With the three count looking to be for sure, Autumn bursts into the ring diving towards Luna, and instead landing onto The referee, with a flying senton splash. The referee lays out cold as Luna looks around to see what the disturbance is only to be met with a nice pedicure to the face.] Leah: First, Orgasmic horseback riding, and now a free pedicure via the face. Luna is getting the full spa treatment. Next, hot wax! JLT: Luna has been cheated this entire match. She’s not going to be one happy lady when she gets done. Leah: Sure she will, normally you have to pay to get groomed. Now she’s getting it for free. [ Autumn, now sure that she has Luna on the ground pushes her off Cassidy, helping her friend get away from the overly large moon goddess. She bends down to make sure that Cassidy is alright before she goes over grabbing hold of the forbidden pumps. The referee is out cold as Autumn makes her way back over to Luna, whom is climbing up assuredly after the kick to the face. Only to be met with the pump to the back of her head. Autumn smiles as Luna falls to the ground appealingly out cold, but then all of a sudden the sound of the bell is heard. Autumn turns around to see the referee looking up at her, and the crowd begin to cheer, as John Roe stands to announce the winner.] John Roe: Here is your winner, by disqualification...LUNA! [The fans cheer loudly as Cassidy now climbs back up to her feet as well, looking on in shock just as Autumn is at the referee. The blondes then simultaneous jump on him tearing him to shreds with vicious bitch slaps, as the fans boo this disrespect for the official. We suddenly hear a loud cheer erupt in the ring as we see Luna tackle both females to the ground as she stands victorious, even after being hit in the head.] JLT: What is she? A Cyborg? Leah: No she’s a man. Men can take frying pans and be ok. One cheesy Chanel Pump isn’t going to do anything. Especially the kind you find on the street corner. [Luna now picks Autumn up and delivers a vicious Jackknife power bomb to her, leaving her laying. Then she makes her way over to Cassidy, picking her up as well. Getting her into a pedigree position and then flipping her into a power bomb. Also known as “Eclipse” Luna’s very skilled finishing move. The fans cheer loudly as “Spice up your life” begins to play again and Luna merrily hops of the ring skipping backstage.] [We go backstage and right away find ourselves looking at the looking at tonight's challenger for the Stripped Title, Laura Seton, and alongside her, her manager Kendra. Now, since it's still early in the night, Laura isn't in her gear at the moment. Just her street clothes of a casual black shirt, matching denim pants, and black Nikes; her hair down, styled so that we actually see her with bangs for once. Kendra has on a grey fleece jacket, black slacks and brown flats for shoes, her hair in a bun. The walk down a hallway, occasionally glancing to their respective left and right—looking for a specific room.] Laura: Unbelievable they invite us to a party. My birthday coming up or not. Oh well, this should be interesting. Kendra: Why are we going, again? Laura: Mentioned having present for mes. I don't know though. Something just isn't right with them. Still rubbed me the wrong way two weeks ago. [Laura puts on a rather fake smile as we get a shot from behind Laura and Kendra as Laura pushes the door open. Inside, we are able to sneak a peek of the four members of Blonde Ambition. The Monroes and Mistress are standing around a table with a pink table cloth that is laiden with cakes and ice cream behind them is another table with an asortment of fuzzy drinks, Lily is standing behind this table. Laura: Hey girls...how are we today? Looks like quite a party going on. [looking over the room] What do we have here for eats? Carley: Cake! And ice cream! [Laura nods in approval, her smile widening. She speaks in a relaxed tone.] Laura: AH! Cake, ice cream. Yes, the cornerstones of any respectable party. What kind of cake? Carley: Birthday cake! Laura: [after a smug laugh] No, no, no...I mean—what flavor? What flavor of ice cream? Carley: Strawberry! Because it’s PINK! Courtney: Pink is the most funziest color there is and besides strawberry ice cream is yummy! Laura: Strawberry sounds interesting. Never had that myself. Care if I have a taste? See what it's like? [Carley nods and Laura smiles before picking up the plate and fork, a sly grin forming. She takes a forkful and eats it.] Laura: Wow. That's REALLY good! [She has a second bite. Then a third. There is but about 10% of the original slice left now as Laura has taken much more than her fair share of “taste-testing.” Laura does look rather delighted.] Laura: Quite delicious, yes. [she looks towards Kendra who has made her way behind Carley—eying the selections of soda pop.] Kendra, you ever try Strawberry cake? Kendra: Once or twice. Laura: Want some? Kendra: Not really hungry right now. Laura: Well, if you get hungry, you HAVE to have a slice of this stuff today. Extraordinary! [She spots a bottle of soda in front of Carley as well, only about two sips have been taken from it.] Laura: Whatcha got there? Carley: Pepsi! Laura: Pepsi! Great choice! [turning around the room to the other BA members] I endorse that you know. You should make a habit of drinking it often. Help give your old pal Laura an extended sponsorship deal. [looking at Carley again, pointing to the bottle] Is it okay...? Carley: Yupper-roonie!! Go ahead! [Laura picks up the bottle, giving the same sly smile and hoists it to her mouth and takes a drink. She cranes her head upwards as she gulps. And gulps. And gulps until the whole bottle is empty.] Laura: AHHH! Great! [She puts the bottle down.] Laura: Looks like I finished your helping. [a subtle sarcastic tone] Sorry about that. Carley: Oh no worries there’s still lotsa cake to go around! Courtney: Yeppers, plenty! Mistress: See, look at how many drinksies we brought! [Laura looks at the cake that remains as well as plenty of ice cream and drinks to go around many-a-time. She looks rather impressed that the group brought quite a bit for the evening.] Laura: Maybe I was wrong to judge you girls so wrong last time we met. You're not a bad bunch. [She now rubs her hands together, getting a look of excitement.] Laura: Now then—you have a present you mentioned in the invite? [The Monroes bring out the presents in question from underneath the table, wrapped in wrapping paper.] Lily: Of course we did, what’s a birthday without presents, hmm? Carley: Yeah we thought it’d be the perfect gifts you! Courtney: Yeah yeah, they’re only the bestest presents ever! Mistress: I hope you like them! [Laura opens the presents revealing a replica DU Unleashed title and a demo copy of the yet-to-be released Blonde Ambition CD. Laura just stares at it, not saying anything] Carley: Now you can be Unleashed Champy forever! [Laura narrows her eyebrow. She's not a big fan of the gifts; and that last line pushes her over the edge. Just another reminder of something she hasn't accomplished yet. She's ticked, but manages to restrain herself. She speaks in as patient a tone as possible.] Laura: You're pushing your luck there. Carley: Whatcha mean pushing? Courtney: You mean you don’t like our gifts?? Lily: This album is going to be a classic, you know! Mistress: Yeah, why are you making such a meanie face? [She tosses the present aside. Then turns towards Mistress.] Laura: You know I have my big match coming up. Think I win the Stripped Title finally? Lily: [from behind Mistress] I think you... [Laura snaps her head up, looking with a death stare to Lily. NOW she's pissed.] Laura: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD...D*MNED...THING!! [Lily quickly quiets down as Laura holds her stare for a few seconds before going back to Mistress, now sort of frightened—aware of Laura's fuse having been lit.] Laura: You were saying? Mistress: Um…well…I predict…that…um…you will win? Laura: [nodding, in a tone of warning] That's a good answer. Carley: Heeey! We all know you Laura, but who’s she? [points to Kendra] [Laura turns her attention to Carley and narrows her brows and scowls.] Laura: She's Kendra. Polite of you to ask, but she's not the focal point. [she takes a couple steps closer to Carley] You see...I'm still p*ssed over Exile. I calmed enough over the past couple weeks to come humor you here. Come check what I hoped would be a pretty f*ckin' sweet present. See if you smartened up. But you haven't. You see, you b*tches act like children and disrespect me after I give you my attention and time. You're g*dd*mn*d rude and it isn't appreciated. AT ALL! Carley: We’re totally sorry for looking through your stuff and and the thingy about the Unleashed title! [Laura suddenly makes a fist with her left hand and gives Mistress a swift, stern punch in the gut causing her to double-over. It didn't take the wind out of her—but it still hurts. Carley falls silent in shock and fear of what could happen next. Laura recognizes this and speaks with an apologetic tone, though we know she's faking this.] Laura: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? [smiling, again, subtly sarcastic] I didn't mean to do that! Please—continue! [Carley just sits in silence, still scared of saying something wrong that could further set Laura off. Again, Laura picks back up with a feign tone, this time of friendliness] Laura: Hmmm? [a moment of silence] Oh...You're finished! Well, let me ask you something. [She leans in as close as possible to the Monroe sister—looking with as intimidating a glare as she can.] Laura: Am I a joke to you? Carley: What? [Laura gets overly pissed and violently flips a nearby table backwards sending everything on it flying. She now stands intimidatingly over Carley who is now frightened out of her wits.] Laura: Am I a joke? Carley: N-n-n-… Laura: [becoming further incensed as her patience is GONE] Do you think I'm an idiot? Carley: N-n-n… [Laura gives a stomp with her right foot and does a full 360-degree pivot on it, facing back to Carley, looking extremely puzzled at her.] Laura: Is your brain too bleached from that hot, shiny LA sun!? Do you remember how to speak coherently? PLEASE, give me a straight ANSWER!! Why are you such an imbecile? Carley: Nuh-uh you’re n-n-n… [Laura's eyes bulge and she picks Carley up by the collar and lightly, so she doesn't actually hurt her—just scare her—slams her up against the wall. She's already pissed—this could get very ugly very, very soon. Lily scowls in the corner, watching her friend being bullied.] Laura: KNOCK IT OFF!! Now answer me! Do you think I'm a lame-brain? Carley: Nuh-uh you’re not! Laura: Then why are you viewing me as one? Insulting me with a replica belt? Treating MY personal possessions like toys that could just be tossed around?? You think that's stuff I wouldn't notice and/or remember? Let it go without any second caring. ESPECIALLY to sons of b*tches likes YOU!? Carley: Laura you’re totally misunderstanding! Courtney: Yeah! We were trying to make your birthday extra-special! Lily: Missy, are you okay?? Mistress: Um, I think soo…my tummy hurts Laura: [totally brushing aside what was said] Wrong answer. One more chance. Carley: N-n-no…you’re n-n-not! [Laura turns towards Mistress again and gives her a hard smack across the face. We see Lily get further upset in the corner. Laura turns back to Carley.] Laura: HOW STUPID...ARE YOU!? Was your mommy doing drugs and alcohol when she was pregnant with you?? Carley: No... Laura: Then why do you act like it? Slow. Braindead. Utterly worthless. [looking around at the group, in anger] I TRIED giving y'all a second chance here. [lightening up for a moment] A party sounded like fun! Give me a chance to maybe apologize, had you proven last time was just a “one-time” incident, maybe even have a great time with you gals. But NOOOOO—[condescendingly] it turned into another session of Club Retard. [shakes her head] You are the most f*cked up group of people I've ever met. Lily: Hey! If you’re not going to appreciate our nice gifts, then I think you should just leave! Okay?! Laura: You know, it would be nice if you could actually HAVE a brain and think thoroughly before going through with talking. I can't take anymore of you little *ssh*les. I got a match to worry about, so I'm out of here. BITE MY CLIT! Lily: That’s enough! Just get out of here! [Laura turns to leave and, surprisingly, makes sure to pick up her gifts. As she passes Lily—Lily just loses it. The maltreatment of her best friends was just WAY too over the line.] Lily: Oh and another thing Laura…would you like some cake to go? [As Laura turns, she is met in the face with a huge piece of cake that covers her face as frosting hits the walls. Kendra looks in shock as Lily pushes Laura through the doorway, causing Laura to smack into the wall at the end of the hall. Lily locks the door behind her and turns to face her girlfriends.] Lily: We are NEVER hanging out with her again! Askai Championship Match Henshin Belleza vs. Tracee Nguyen © vs. Veronica Valiant JLT: The Askai Championship is the first title up for grabs tonight and Tracee Nguyen has to work hard to leave her as the champion! She’s been thrown in the middle of the recent spat between Henshin Belleza and Veronica Valiant! Leah: I hope Tracee retains. I don’t like these two new girls, Veronica is a bitch and Henshin is all masked. I bet she’s real ugly under there that’s why she’s hiding her face. Shane never hires any ugly people. JLT: That’s not true. Leah: Yes it is! JLT: This should be a fun match, I have no idea who will win. Isn’t Veronica Valiant overweight anyway? The limit is 130lbs and she was 134lbs a couple of weeks ago. I bet she went on some crash diet. Leah: I heard she went on O-Zone. JLT: WHY is everyone on that ridiculous diet? Leah: Because it works! ["Marking Time, Waiting for Death" starts up as the arena grows completely dark, remaining that way until the song starts to pick up, as in flash of red lights, a figure emerges from a cloud of red mist, clad in her mask and ring attire, as she steps slowly down towards the ring, eyes completely focused on it, as she simply steps into the ring, walking over to a corner of the ring and simply standing, staying completely motionless, as the lights once again return to normal.] John Roe: The following match is a triple threat match for the Askai Championship. Introducing first, from Coral Gables, Florida; weighing in at 129lbs...HENSHIN BELLEZA!!! [All of the lights dim as white lights appears at the entrance-way as smoke slowly lets out. "Her Portrait In Black" by Atreyu then blasts through the arena speakers, just as the music plays, the white lights continuously flash on and off. Tracee Nguyen walks out through the smoke, followed by Deanna. As they stop at the top of the ramp, pyros go off behind them. As the pyros go off, the ramp lights up in white, slowly fading into red and back. They make their way down the ramp, both entering the ring, Deanna first. Tracee makes her way up each turnbuckle, taunting the crowd.] John Roe: Introducing next, from Texas; at a weight of 125lbs and accompanied to the ring by Deanna Nguyen, she is the reigning Askai Champion...TRACEE NGUYEN!!! [Henshin Belleza doesn’t wait for Veronica to make her entrance and immediately begins attacking Tracee from behind, knocking her down to the canvas and kneeling on top of her, ramming her in the face with left and rights. Veronica Valiant looks angry as she’s not even given her proper entrance, as she bitches to Takada on the way to the ring with no music and no proper fanfare.] Leah: Haha, what a loser. [Veronica slides into the ring and grabs Henshin from behind, yanking her off Tracee and down to the mat. Veronica then begins to kick Henshin, raining down boots on her as Tracee finds her feet and joins in on the action. The two divas work together, stomping down on Henshin but Henshin ignores their blows and stands up.] JLT: It looks like Tracee and Veronica are teaming up! [Veronica then grabs Henshin and chops her across the chest, to a “Whoo!” from the audience. Tracee then nails Henshin with a forearm, bouncing her back to Veronica who nails another chop to the chest, who then bounces her back to Tracee for a forearm, and so on. Tracee and Veronica then whip Henshin to the ropes and she bounces back.] [Both Veronica and Tracee lean forward for a double move attempt but Henshin halts herself and kicks Tracee in the face, Veronica stands but is met with a fist to the face, knocking her backwards. Henshin then wraps both her hands around Veronica’s throat, lifting her into the air and planting her in the mat with a ‘Spirit Crusher’ baldo bomb.] JLT: Look at the power from Henshin! Leah: Do you think under that mask she’s really a robot? Or a cyborg? Or The Terminator? [Henshin holds her position for a cover.] [1] [2] [Tracee interrupts the count.] JLT: This match is going to be tough to win, you have to neutralise two opponents in order to be the winner and that’s not easy task, it’s practically a handicap match! Leah: Yeah, I think everyone knows that Jamie. I can’t believe you have the nerve to criticise my commentary! [Tracee nails Henshin with shots to the face but Henshin ducks and kicks Tracee in the stomach. Henshin the pulls Tracee into a powerbomb position and hoists her into the air, positioning her in a crucifix position before slamming her into the mat with a falling crucifix ‘Bloody Bomb’. Henshin then tries to cover Tracee.] JLT: Henshin is dominating right now! Leah: Boo! Screw her and her unpronounceable name! [1] [2] [Tracee gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I’ve warmed to Tracee, she’s 2% less annoying than she was back in DU before. She’s still 94% annoying though. JLT: Why are you using percentages all of a sudden? Leah: Percentages are factual, like my words. Don’t worry Jamie, you’re only 78% annoying to me. [Veronica Valiant finds her feet, holding the back of her head as Henshin spots this and charges towards her, clotheslining her over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Jun Takada rushes over, checking on Veronica as Henshin turns her attention back to Tracee.] [Henshin then tries to kick Tracee once again but Tracee catches Henshin’s foot. Henshin hops on the spot but before she can launch into the air with any enziguri style move, Tracee yanks Henshin towards her. Henshin manages to counter this momentum and headbutts Tracee, startling her.] Leah: There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned headbutt! [Henshin then grabs Tracee by the hips and hoists her high up into the air like she was a small child, as Tracee plummets back to earth Henshin leaps up and lariats her down into the canvas with her ‘Decapitation’ move.] JLT: Henshin is really showing her stuff in this match! Leah: Eww, I so do not want to see her stuff! [Henshin then tries to cover Tracee but Veronica Valiant is standing on the apron. Veronica stick her index finger up at Henshin and beckons her near with a gesture, Henshin approaches her ready to fight but Veronica knees Henshin in the stomach through the ropes. Veronica then backhands Henshin, the wrist-watch upon her hand trying to make an impact on Henshin’s face but Henshin’s mask absorbs most of the blow.] JLT: Henshin’s look is almost an advantage! Leah: That’s why she should take it off, I always knew she was a cheater. Never trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name. How dare they come into DU, taking all our lovely divas jobs. We could have a lovely American woman called Jane Jones in that position but NO…we have Henshin Belleza. JLT: Do you ever listen to yourself when you talk? [Veronica then leans back on the ropes, launching herself into the air with a spinning heel kick, not gaining much air but connecting to Henshin in an uncharacteristic high-risk attempt by Veronica. Veronica then grabs Henshin’s head, pulling her up into a dragon sleeper and holding Henshin in that position.] JLT: Veronica’s trying to get Henshin to submit, I don’t think she will though. It’s going to be hard to win by submission in the Askai division, the matches are always so fast-paced. Leah: If by fast-paced you mean ‘boring’ then yes, they are. [Henshin refuses to submit as Veronica then spins the move into a twist of fate to plant Henshin into the mat and nail her ‘Falling Stock’ move. Veronica hooks the leg for a cover.] [1] [2] [Henshin gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I might order some fried chicken, are you up for some KFC? JLT: NO! You can’t order food in here again, we got in so much trouble last time. Watch the match! [As Veronica sits up from the pinfall, Tracee Nguyen leaps into the air with a running dropkick to the face, knocking Veronica down into the mat. Tracee then grabs Veronica by her hair and tosses her into the corner. Tracee nails kicks to the stomach of Veronica, attempting to wind her before grabbing her into a suplex position.] [Tracee hoists Veronica into the air, holding her in a stalling brainbuster before turning and planting her into the canvas, lined up perfectly in front of the turnbuckle. Tracee then quickly runs towards the corner, hopping onto the top rope and flipping back with a moonsault which connects beautifully to Veronica.] JLT: That was like watching an angel from heaven! Leah: Yeah, what kind of angel LANDS on someone? [Tracee holds her position for a pin.] [1] [2] [Henshin yanks Tracee from her pinning position.] Leah: Haha, these women are going to get so pissed off at each other. It’s great. [Tracee rolls over onto her back and uses both her feet to push Henshin backwards. Henshin stumbles, trying not to lose her footing as Tracee nips-up to her feet, seemingly having a burst of energy. Henshin then runs towards Tracee but Tracee lifts her into the air with a flapjack, planting her on top of Veronica. Henshin lands with Veronica breaking her fall but also in a pinning position and the referee counts.] [1] [Tracee yanks Henshin off Veronica’s body and moves her to be lying parallel next to the body of Veronica. Tracee then boots them once more for good measure and heads to the top rope. She balances herself and then leaps forward with a shooting star press, Veronica tries to roll out of the way but rolls in the wrong direction, ending up on top of Henshin, chest to chest.] JLT: Ut-oh! [Seconds later, Tracee smacks down on top of both of them in a shooting star press sandwich, connecting with the move. Tracee then rolls Veronica over, the woman nearest to her, and pins, hooking the leg.] JLT: Tracee took out two women at once! [1] [2] [Veronica gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Too bad, I thought this was going to be over. Come on, I want to get home! Gossip Girl is on my TiVo and I haven’t seen the new season! Speed it up! JLT: Leah! [Tracee sighs, looking to her sister at ringside for support and Deanna cheers her on. Tracee then brings Veronica to her feet, trying to end the match once and for all and pulls Veronica into a powerbomb position before hoisting her up into a widow’s peak position.] [Henshin Belleza, from the canvas, grabs Tracee’s ankles and hugs to them, allowing Veronica to shake free from the “South Texas Deatthride” attempt. Tracee spins around to face Veronica but before she can even turn, Veronica has launched a slap in her direction which Tracee turns into.] Leah: Love it! [Veronica then follows this up with a left kick to the mid-section, a right knee to the back of the elbow, two pokes to each of Tracee’s eyes and then a chop to each side of the neck in what she calls a ‘Eldritch Storm’ flurry of attack.] JLT: That was brutal! Leah: And so fast, I’m impressed. [Tracee stands dazed, holding onto the ropes to compose herself, Veronica then lines up Tracee from behind. She hits the canvas with a handstand and hangs in the position for Tracee to step backwards into it but before she can, Henshin quickly sweeps both of the arms of Veronica out from under her causing her to land on her head.] JLT: Ouch! Leah: I so should’ve done that in gym class… [Henshin then approaches Tracee, grabbing her head and choking her out on the top rope. Henshin then spins Tracee towards her, lifting her up by her neck and tosses her outside of the ring towards the barricade as Tracee hits it head-on, falling on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Oww! Leah: Oh shut up with your ouches and owws, everything in wrestling hurts. Looking at your face hurts. Everything hurts. It’s the business, stop vocalising it. [Henshin then turns to Veronica, who stands holding the back of her neck. Henshin grabs Veronica and whips her into the corner. She follows up with a running splash, and then props Veronica on the top rope. Henshin stands on the second rope, grabbing Veronica’s face in her hands and seemingly plotting to execute a big version of her finisher.] [Before she can, Veronica grabs Henshin by the ears and pulls her towards her, sinking her teeth into the exposed flesh of Henshin.] JLT: She’s biting her! Leah: Who she does think she is? Dracula?! [Henshin seems stunned by this move, and Veronica releases her teeth and spins Henshin around so she is sitting on the lap of Veronica. Veronica then brings both women up to their feet on the top rope, locking in a full nelson move before Veronica leaps forward into the ring, slamming Henshin’s body into the mat face-first with Veronica’s knees landing on top of it and completing Veronica’s “Market Crash”.] JLT: Ouch! That had to hurt! Leah: Would you stop?! But yes, that was great! [Veronica rolls Henshin over for a pinfall.] Leah: Here comes the count! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Wow! We have a new champion! John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Askai Champion…VERONICA VALIANT!!! [Veronica sits up, a smile across her face as she raises her hand in the air. Jun Takada applauds at ringside, hopping into the ring as a dazed Tracee Nguyen sits up, having been bloodied by her fall from the ring with bloodrops sweeping down her face.] [The referee hands Veronica the Askai Championship as she raises it in the air, pumping it upwards as the Miami crowd gives a negative reaction to this turn of events. Takada hugs Veronica in the ring, and helps raise her arm in the air as the sounds of her entrance music fill the buzzing arena.] JLT: What a match, I think Veronica deserves the title after that battle! Leah: Well obviously, as she won the battle and therefore won the title. You’re so retarded. I like VV, I like her better when she’s in ridiculous clothes but I think Tracee and Henshin put up a good fight! JLT: I know, I’d like to see this match again I think! Leah: Then order the re-runs? Katie and the rest of her family was sitting around in Katie's lockeroom just talking about Katie's strategy for his Rockford State Championship against Makaze later tonight on the show, and talking about among other things that could end up happening. They were all suddenly interrupted when Katie got a knock at her door as she got up, and when she opened it up she seen Holly Wentz. Katie Kooper: Hey Holly, what can I do for you? Holly Wentz: Sorry to take much of your time Katie; but with your match coming up soon, I was hoping to get a quick word with you about your match against Makaze. Katie Kooper: Go ahead then, I got time, my brother and his wife were talking strategy with me before anyway. Holly looked over Katie's shoulder seeing Jocelyn, Travis, and Sean; all three of them waved over at Holly as she smiled and waved back at them. Holly Wentz: With your match coming up soon, and you're offically making your Divas Unleashed Pay Per View debut since joining the ranks of DU; Are you nervous, worried, or scared about it? Katie Kooper: I'm neither of them Holly, I've been preparing for this moment ever since I signed that dotted line with Shane & Tecky to become a Divas Unleashed Wrestler and knew my time would finally come where I was wrestling at a Pay Per View and this is now my moment that I'm going to relive over and over in my head; the night where "The Feisty Redhead" captures the Rockford State Championship on her first shot. I'm more than ready, I'm excited. Holly Wentz: There's been alot of trash talking during the last few weeks going on between Makaze and yourself; is all that going to transfer into the match? How brutal do you think is it going to be? Katie Kooper: I've said it before, everybody is going to be in for a classic match that nobody on this roster is going to forgot. Makaze trashed talked the wrong girl and now she's going to pay the price and she will lose her precious championship belt to me, I'm going to show her why I'm the REAL Future of Divas Unleashed and she's nothing but a two-bit asian noodle eating WHORE! Holly Wentz: Travis, you're going to be out there with your sister as she's in the match against Makaze. How are you going to help her out? Travis eyes quickly darted up at Holly and got up from the couch, with a smirk on his face as he reached them, he place an arm on Katie's shoulder. Travis Kooper: I don't need to help out Katie for this match Holly, she doesn't need my help and I never help her out in the ring. I cheer her on and that's it, but if she needs a tip than I'll get it to her. Holly Wentz: Think your sister can pull it off? Travis Kooper: Holly..look at her, my sister has been on FIRE the last few weeks and the only real thing that could actually stop her is water, and I don't think Makaze is made of water..unless you count those silicone breasts of hers, but we wont get into that. I know Katie can pull it off, and you'll be seeing the NEXT Rockford State Champion after "Control of the Knife." Katie Kooper: Divas Unleashed hasn't seen anything from me yet. I've only just BEGUN! With those words from Katie ringing through Holly's ears, she soon left Katie's lockeroom as Trav & Katie sat back down and the scene slowly cut. Tag Team Championship Match Carley & Courtney Monroe (Blonde Ambition) © vs. Colleen Roades & Roxie Rebel (Rebel & Roades) JLT: Well what an exciting night it’s been so far, huh Leah? Leah: Meh. It’s aight. JLT: Well I’m having fun! Next we have another of our many title matches coming up next! It’ll be Blonde Ambition defending their Tag Team Championships against Rebel & Roads. Leah: Oh great. The idiot sisters will be fighting against two time-confused morons. Oh boy! JLT: Your excitement is breathtaking. ["Barbie Girl" by Aqua plays as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both wave to the crowd, both have their trademark big grins on their faces. Upon reaching the ring Carley slides off Courtney's back and both slide into the ring going to opposite corners where they wave to the crowd and shake their rear ends to the phrase 'shake ya tail feathers' both then meet in the center of the ring and remove their sunglasses and raise their arms into the air as pyro goes off behind them.] John Roe: The following match is scheduled for one fall…introducing first from Los Angeles, California…they are the reigning DU Tag Team Champions…BLONDE AMBITION! JLT: Whether you like it or not, Blonde Ambition are somewhat of legends in the tag division. They’ve held the title three times…no other team has ever done that before! Leah: I’ll never understand how that happened. Do we not have any INTELLIGENT teams that can keep the belts away from them? JLT: Hey, they must be doing something right! [“Rock Around The Clock” by Bill Haley plays out of the PA as a motorcycle is heard. From a side of the stage comes Colleen Roades in a side car and her cousin Roxie Rebel riding on the back of the motorcycle. Colleen gives a happy wave as Roxie rocks her head to the music as she holds onto her brother, Johnny, who drives the two down to the ring. He turns left at the end of the ramp, letting both girls get off. Both girls take off their entrance attires: Colleen her pink fluffy sweater, poodle skirt, and skates while Roxie tightens a hair scarf and takes off her pink leather jacket with her name on the back. Colleen is wearing pink & white singlet with pink boots while Roxie is wearing a black & pink singlet with white boots. They place their items in the side car then quickly enter the ring as Johnny revs the engine and drives away. Colleen goes up to the top rope as Roxie leans back against the same turnbuckle as they wait for the match to start.] John Roe: And introducing the challengers…from Pleasantville, New York…REBEL & ROADES! JLT: Even though Rebel and Roades are still pretty new they have a lot of momentum going into this match. They beat Lipstick Mafia last week for a shot at these titles and have generally been on a roll since they debuted. Leah: There’s a little too much pink in this ring right now. My eyes are burning! [ The crowd boos the team of Rebel and Roades as they stretch for the match. As Courtney and Carley dance for the fans in the front row seats, they are suddenly taken out from behind with two hard elbows to the back of the head from Rebel and Roades. They both then hit Carley and Courtney with a serious of soccer kicks to the back of the head and the referee calls for the bell for the match to begin.] JLT: That was a cheap shot. Leah: No, it was fine planning by Rebel and Roades, hopefully they can knock those idiots down a peg or two. JLT: Oh stop pretending that you don’t like Blonde Ambition! Leah: I'm not. [ Carley and Courtney are both laying helpless on the floor. Roxie and Colleen are beating them, kicking them in the ribs hard. Then the referee makes Colleen Roades go to her corner, and Carley Monroe rolls out of the ring. Roxie Rebel goes to work on Courtney Monroe, throwing her into the ropes and then hitting her with a clothesline. Roxie kicks Courtney a few more times in the ribs, then stands her up. The referee isn't looking outside the ring where Colleen Roades can be seen attacking Carley Monroe! She beats her with a series of punches and kicks that leaves Carley hurt on the ground. Back in the ring, Roxie then DDT's Courtney Monroe right onto the mat and goes for the pin.] [1] [2] [Courtney kicks out] JLT: Rebel and Roades are off to an impressive start, even if they are using underhanded tactics. Leah: Who cares? I’m sure everyone doesn’t mind seeing the Monroe’s getting beaten silly. [Rebel picks up Courtney and she bounces Courtney off of the ropes. As Courtney comes running back, she is smacked in the face with a back elbow. Colleen Roades is standing on the apron, and Courtney is pushed into Colleen. Roades stays on the apron and grabs a hold of Courtney’s hair and yanks hard on it causing Courtney to collapse to the ground. Carley then hops into the ring and runs over to help her sister but the referee halts her before she can save her sister. Finally she is forced back to her corner. Roxie Rebel pulls Courtney to her feet and attempts to hit Courtney with a suplex but Courtney reverses the momentum and hits Rebel with a suplex of her own. The crowd cheers as Courtney begins to get her energy back and goes bouncing off the ropes. She then hits a running somersault legdrop across the throat of Roxie Rebel.] JLT: Courtney’s starting to make a comeback, that was a nice flipping legdrop right there! Leah: Just spectacular. [1] [2] [Roxie kicks out.] [Inside the ring Courtney continues to work on Roxie Rebel. She throws Roxie into her team’s corner and tags her sister Carley into the match. As Carley takes to the top rope, Courtney lifts Roxie onto her shoulders. Then Carley leaps off and hits a dropkick to Roxie’s face, who falls from Courtney’s shoulders to the mat below. The crowd bursts into cheers after the exciting double team move. Carley dances happily after the successful move but then gets right back to the match by covering Roxie Rebel. Just as the referee is about to count, Colleen Roades pulls Carley from on top of her partner.] JLT: Once again Colleen is there to help out her partner; these two girls are sure showing how much they want the titles! Leah: Of course they do, Blonde Ambition always hogs the titles! [Colleen then gets in the face of Carley Monroe and the distraction provides enough time for Roxie to roll up Carley into a school girl pin.] [1] [2] [Carley manages to roll out at the last second. Colleen then heads back to her corner as both Carley and Roxie get to their feet. They begin to exchange a few blows and Roxie knees Carley in the gut. She then doubles up the move spinning back fist and then irish whips Carley into her team’s corner. With Carley slumped into the corner, Roxie tags in Colleen, who thrusts her shoulder into the abdomen a few times. She then hooks the head of Carley and drives her to the mat with a running bulldog. With Carley down on the mat, Colleen grins at her opponent’s current predicament and grabs both of Carley’s legs and begins to sit up one of her signature moves, the figure four leglock. Once the move is locked in, Carley begins to wail from the pain as Colleen simply smiles at the effects.] JLT: Looks like Colleen’s going for a submission victory…she might just get it as that is a very painful move. Leah: Hooray! Hopefully Carley will never walk again! JLT: You’re so mean! [Even though the pain is terrible, Carley begins to fight back. She inches her way towards the nearest rope, and finally manages to grab a hold of it. Colleen pretends not to notice this and keeps the hold locked in until the referee practically pulls her out of it. Colleen, looking frustrated, pulls Carley to her feet. Carley’s legs feel like rubber as she is sent into the corner turnbuckle by Colleen Roades. Colleen then charges towards Carley who is slumped in the corner, only Carley is quick enough to move at the last second and Colleen’s shoulder goes flying into the steel post. Carley begins then to make her comeback by sitting Colleen on top of turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope herself. She then hits a huge hurricanrana on Colleen Roades from the top turnbuckle! When Colleen hits the mat, she cringes in pain. Carley dances excitedly from the execution of the move and quickly covers her opponent. ] JLT: What a beautiful move! This could be it! Leah: I bet it isn’t! [1] [2] [Colleen Roades manages to kick out.] Leah: See? [ Carley, looking perplexed that Colleen kicked out, pull Colleen to her feet and begins to execute a few knife edged chops into the chest of Colleen. She then whips Colleen into the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Colleen ducks underneath it. Colleen then bounces off the ropes a second time and comes running back only to hit Carley Monroe with a spear. Colleen, still feeling winded from the enormous hurricanrana, goes to tag in her partner, Roxie Rebel. Roxie runs at Carley who is down on the mat and attempts a running splash that connects to Carley Monroe. She then picks Carley up and sends her into the ropes. As Carley comes bounding back she hits her “Rockabilly Twirl” tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Carley and immediately covers her.] JLT: Roxie calls that the Rockabilly Twirl! This could be over! Leah: Yippeee! [1] [2] JLT: KICKOUT! Leah: HOW?? JLT: I have no idea, but Blonde Ambition still have some fight left in them! [ Roxie Rebel looks shocked that Carley kicked out. Roxie pulls Carley to her feet and sets her up for her finisher, this time the “Pleasantville Dream”, but Carley elbows her in the gut and begins her fight back. Carley kicks Rebel in the gut a few times and then doubles it up with a huge spinning heel kick to the face. Both girls are left down in the ring.] JLT: Both these ladies are exhausted! The should really tag in their partners! [Carley and Roxie both begin to crawl to their respective corners and finally make it in time to tag in their partners. Courtney and Colleen both charge to the center of the ring and begin to exchange blows as the crowd chants for Blonde Ambition. The two ladies duke it out for a while until Colleen scratches the eyes of Courtney Monroe and proceeds to toss her across the ring by the hair. With Courtney pulling herself back to her feet, Colleen then runs towards Courtney but Courtney hits a drop toe hold at the last second, sending Colleen’s throat into the middle rope. With Colleen hung up on the ropes, Courtney gets to her feet and charges towards Colleen, driving her knees into her back. Courtney then pulls Colleen into a backslide pin.] [1] [2] [Colleen manages to roll out.] JLT: That was close! Leah: Yeah, too close. Why can’t Rebel and Roades just get the job done already! [Colleen rolls to her feet, holding her throat slightly as Courtney stands up. Courtney swings at Colleen with fists to the face but Colleen ducks and Courtney’s punch causes her to stumble forwards and Colleen locks on a sleeper hold from behind. Courtney tries to elbow Colleen in the face but Colleen evades her shots, and continues to choke out the current champion.] Leah: That’s right, choke a bitch out. That’s how we do it back in my hood. [As Courtney becomes dazed, Colleen shoves Courtney forward and spins her around, grabbing her leg and spinning her down to the canvas with a dragon screw and then locks on a leglock to complete her “Turn Back Time” finisher. Carley yells at her sister not to give up to the submission as Colleen locks on the hold, applying as much pressure as she can muster.] JLT: Colleen has locked on her finishing submission! Leah: That looks painful, I’m so glad I’m not a wrestler. [Courtney tries to reach the ropes, but having had suffered in the sleeper hold finds it difficult. Colleen applies more pressure, seemingly hitting a pain threshold with Courtney who begins to submit to the move, tapping her hand on the canvas as the referee calls for the bell.] JLT: They did it! Courtney tapped out! John Roe: Here are your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions…REBEL & ROADES!!! [Colleen releases the hold and stands up, brushing herself down as Roxie Rebel walks into the ring. The two partners embrace in a celebratory hug, as the referee hands them their new championship belts. Carley and Mistress enter the ring, tending to Courtney on the canvas. Roxie takes a polite bow with her new belt as Colleen approaches Blonde Ambition, extending her hand for a handshake and congratulating the team on a good fight.] JLT: New champions! That’s two in a row! Leah: I know! I couldn’t predict who would win that match, it was close! JLT: It was, well done to Rebel & Roades for picking up the win and becoming the new champions! Leah: Finally Blonde Ambition are out, I don’t know what’s worse though. I don’t like Roxie Rebel at all, if I have to hear Earth Angel one more time I swear to God… <-Continue->