Sunday October 11th 2009
Candlestick Park Stadium, San Francisco, California

[The camera cuts backstage to the Blonde Ambition protest as the new tag champions are parading around, half-celebrating and half-protesting but this time Lisa seems half-hearted now that she is the champion while Courtney is giddy with excitement. A dejected looking Madison Seton stands in a "Rehire My Sissy" t-shirt, away from the smoking divas as the sounds of coughing from the inexperienced smokers can be heard. Madison looks over her shoulder, fearing getting caught being a part of this.] [All of a sudden, the sound of screeching can be heard as the camera pans to see two headlights in the distant as a black Cherokee SUV comes flying into the parking lot and some of the protestors and fan club members scramble out of the way, fearing something bad. The Cherokee screeches to a halt, burning rubber as smoke brews from the tires. The engine is turned off and both the front doors open.] [Tequila steps out into the parking lot, seemingly drenched in mud with her hair covered in sticky honey and sticking to her forhead and wearing a white nurses uniform that looks like it came from a discount lingerie store. From the otherside comes Shane Rockford wearing a white shirt and Hawaiian-designed swimming trunks and sandals. The pocket of his shirt has been torn off, leaving a vertical hole in his shirt which reveals his abs as he seems to be covered in some sort of bites.] JLT: Look who it is! Leah: Oh, for the love of God, can this night get any worse? [Tequila slams the door shut and furiously stomps towards the entrance of the arena, as Barracuda Jones spots her and is smoking and races into the arena, throwing her dog-end in the process as it hits Holly Wentz on the leg and she yelps. Tequila continues her stomps, lifting her hand up to her hair but then realising the state it's in and withdraws it as she marches on with a pair of worn Louboutins and one of the shoes has a heel missing, meaning Tequila has developed a limp. A sheepish Shane follows behind, as usual.] Courtney Monroe: WOW! Hi Tequila! [Courtney begins to excitedly follow Tequila, jumping up and down as Tequila scowls, ignoring her, instead just fuming. Courtney chases her, as Shane tries to bat her away with a hand and the fan club sees Courtney's interaction and begins to cheer and holla and get excited.] Courtney Monroe: Are you back now? How was Bora Bora? I heard you went on a honeymoon, that sounds so funzie! Is the moon REALLY made of honey?! [Tequila then spots one of the protestors holding a sign attached to a wooden 2x4, she approaches the protestor and yanks the sign out of her hand and swings it towards Courtney, striking her in the face and knocking her straight out as Courtney lies on the canvas, motionless, to gasps from the fan club.] Tequila: FUCK OFF COURTNEY! [Tequila then tosses the sign on the floor and continues into the arena, she reaches the warmth of the arena's back entrance and begins to search around for the corridors as Shane Rockford looks for a stage hand to ask. Tequila shoots him a filthy look, her face a picture of absolute misery. All of a sudden, a chair comes from behind to the back of Tequila's head, knocking her straight out onto the tiled flooring. Shane turns and a woman strikes him over the head with the steel chair, knocking him down and causing him to floor on top of his wife.] JLT: Oh my! Did you hear that?! [The camera then pans to reveal that Felicity is the attacker. She stands with the chair in her hands as she stands over the fallen bodies of the former president and his wife, Tara Lee stands over her shoulder, a smug smile on her face.] Felicity: What are we going to do now? Tara: Hmm...I think they've been through enough. Maybe we can just put them in the trunk of my limo, for now? We can decide what to do with them later, there are more pressing matters right now. Are there any rivers in San Francisco? Felicity: Hmm, there's the bay? Tara: Perfect. We'll end this once and for all. Put them in the trunk. Felicity: ...I'm not putting anyone in the trunk of anything. Tara: Ugh, fine, we'll get Holly to do it. [The camera cuts back to ringside.] JLT: What the hell? We just saw Tequila return only to be taken out by Felicity and now Tara is going to put her in the trunk of her car? I thought Tequila was supposed to be on a vacation? What? Leah: Hmm...this is hilarious! Stripped Championship Match Christine McQuisten vs. Crystal Hilton vs. Henshin Belleza vs. Makaze vs. Totally Radd Leah: …what match is this? JLT: The Alcatraz match. Leah: Oh. This is still going on? JLT: Yes. Leah: How many people have been eliminated? JLT: One. Leah: What?! No wonder I forgot about it. Boring. Let’s watch Katie & Mercedes! This is just like flipping channels at home, I’m starting to like it now. Boring match? Switch it to one that’s more brutal! JLT: Ugh. [The scene focuses on Christine McQuistin entering the front of the Prison gates. She peers around in the dimly light corridor and look forward into the darkness. After taking a few steps she spots a staircase and begins to ascend it. She suddenly stops in her tracks as she sees a shadow pass by the top of the stairs. The camera cuts and we see Henshin walking past the staircase when we see her and Christine lock eyes. Suddenly Christine’s foot is grabbed from under the stairs and Christine flies backwards tumbling down the wooden staircase to the floor below! She lies gasping for breath as the foot of Crystal Hilton meets her eyes. Crystal then kicks Christine right in the face and turns to hear a soft “pitter-patter” behind her just before Henshin leaps into the air and takes Crystal down with a huge cross-body, that Crystal reverses into a bodyslam! Ontop of Christine! However, Crystal lies motionless… and we see that Henshin was able to nail a DDT onto Crystal!] JLT: All three divas are down! [Suddenly from the darkness, we see a small red light burning. Within moments, we see Totally Radd walk into the foreground smoking a cigarette and looking generally annoyed at the everything. She shrugs and kicks Henshin off of Christine with her foot and then gently places a foot on Henshin’s chest for a pin count as she continues to inhale her cigarette.] [1] . . . [2] . . [Henshin rolls her shoulder off the ground causing Radd to grimace. Radd then kicks Crystal onto her back and pins Crystal with one foot.] [1] . . . [2] . . . [Crystal kicks out. Radd looks even more annoyed and she steps on Crystal’s chest on her way over to Christine. She performs the same careless pin.] [1] . . . [Christine, having witness the first two pins immediately grabs Radd’s foot and forces Radd to drop to her chest as Christine applies an ankle lock! Christine achingly gets to her knees and tightens the hold when Radd suddenly mule kicks Christine right in the face!!! Christine flies backwards into the main hallway and Radd grabs her cigarette off the floor and begins to go after Christine, when Henshin grabs Radd by the back of the throat! Radd then spins around and puts the cigarette out in Henshin’s face, burning right through her cloth mask to her cheek!!!!! Henshin immediately releases Radd and trips over Crystal Hilton who is on her hands and knees trying to get up. Radd suddenly sees Christine coming after her and decides to run up the stairs towards the cell block level of the prison.] Leah: Maybe now she’ll take off that lame mask so we can see her face! I just know she’s ugly! I just KNOW IT! JLT: You should really treat our divas nicer. Leah: Why? It’s not like I’ll get fired if I don’t. [Radd makes it up the stairs and enters the huge cell block facility. Rows and rows of prison cells take up the entire area and Radd decides to hide in one of them around the corner from where Christine enters the cell block. She looks around and walks down one of the rows, when suddenly Crystal Hilton attacks her from behind! Crystal grabs the back of Christine’s head and throws her into one of the cells where Christine trips over the bed bangs her head against the brick wall. Crystal goes right in after her, but Christine feels Crystal coming and elbows Crystal in the face! Crystal stumbles backwards to the cell entrance when Christine grabs the cell door and one of Crystal’s arms and attempt to slam the door shut on it! Crystal narrowly pulls her hand from Christine’s grasp, escaping having her arm sandwiched between steel. Christine then tries to pull the door open, but it appears jammed. Christine’s eyes widen.] JLT: I think Christine just… locked herself in. [Christine pulls with all her might on the cell door put can’t get it to open as Crystal stands back, points and laughs. Christine gets more and more frustrated as she finally gives up and kicks the door, much to Crystal’s amusement. Christine then tries to reach Crystal through the bars but Crystal steps back. Christine then suddenly stops laughing and smirks. Crystal tries to catch her breath when suddenly Henshin kicks Crystal in the back of the head, sending her face first into the bars! Christine gets in a solid punch to Crystal’s face before Henshin drags the back of Crystal’s head alongside the front of the cell! Each bar making a vicious “bong” sound that echoes throughout the cell block. Crystal falls to the ground after Henshin smashes her face into the concrete at the end of the cell. Suddenly, the sound of water dripping is head by Henshin.] JLT: What is that? Leah: It sounds like someone is peeing. [Henshin tilts her head and follows the direction from which she hears the sound. She bursts open one of the doors which leads to the Prison Recreation yard. It has since become one of the many claims bird sanctuaries on the island. All the birds nesting look at Henshin as she walks by right into the middle of the court yard. Suddenly, the water sound stops. All Henshin hears now are the birds. She then spots something. A rope. The same rope she used on Makaze.] JLT: No way! [The birds have begun using it for their nests and Henshin picks it up. Suddenly, Henshin becomes surrounded by birds.] Leah: Oh hell no… [Henshin takes the rope and heads back to the entrance by she is suddenly attacked by the swarm of birds!!!!!] Leah: The Birdman Lives!!!! [Henshin swats off as many she as she can she runs back to the door. She releases the rope and stumbles back into the prison, closing the door before any of the birds get in. She steps back from the door and catches her breath, her wrestling attire now filled with rips from the bird’s beaks and talons. As blood begins to seep from her wounds she walks clumsily into an area called “Cell Block D”.] JLT: Cell Block D was the solitary confinement area. That’s where they had Al Capone’s cell. Reserved for “the worst of the worst”. [As Henshin enters the room, she walks around and begins looking for a place to wrap her wounds. She rips off part of her attire and begins to wrap it around one of her bigger cuts as she sees a small room. At the end of the hall. She looks in and is suddenly kicked in by Makaze!!!!! Henshin turns around and her eyes widen as Makaze slams the door shut, putting Henshin in the pitch black of the confinement room. Henshin bangs wildly against the door cursing at Makaze who stands back and smiles.] Aphrodite: Are we rolling? Aphrodite waves at the camera man slightly annoyed holding a microphone on her left hand. The man gives her the thumbs up and Aphrodite pokes out her breasts forward and gives the camera a smile. Aphrodite: Hello everyone, It is I...Aphrodite, the Ultimate Diva, the most beautiful of all that is beautiful bringing to you this sexy piece for the Divacide show. She stops and checks on her makeup taking out a tiny pink compact from her breasts to check her image. Aphrodite: Now I know is rough that I couldn’t be there to show you all my awesome talents in the ring, but I was asked to go around San Francisco in search for the biggest homosexual fan of Divas Unleashed! Isn’t that sexy? And that’s not all, that lucky little gay will receive the best treatment ever because apart from getting to meet me, he will receive a date with Divas Unleashed very own tranny..Laura, isn’t that great? Camera Man: You mean Luna? Aphrodite: What? You mean there’s another one?! Shaking her head, Aphrodite smiles at the camera and winks at it before starting to walk around the busy The Castro. She stops a few people who just look at her and keep on walking. Aphrodite: Rude… Still in her search she sees two women who were..well, not right in their looks. One had hairy legs and strong muscles to be confused for breasts. Aphrodite: Excuse me la..dies. Can I have a brief chat with you working gals? Aphrodite smiles at the bunch and approaches them. Aphrodite: I am sure you heard of me before so no need to tell you who I am…But I am doing an interview on to find out who is the greatest gay fan DU has. I’m looking for… Butch Lady #1: (cutting her off) Wow..you did a really great job! Aphrodite: (confused) Pardon me? Butch Lady #1: O.M.G! How did you do it sister? Aphrodite looks at the lady weirdly then looks at the camera slightly confused. Aphrodite: Okay…Umm what did I do? Butch Lady #2: Don’t want to give us your secret sweetie huh? That’s okay, we understand, but seriously you did a great job at hiding it. Aphrodite: Hiding what? The 2 butch ladies start groping Aphrodite. Butch Lady#2: Nice pair of breasts too..you gotta give us your surgeon at least. Aphrodite: Stop touching me! The two butch women keep on their search stopping around Aphrodite’s crotch area making Aphrodite jump back nearly falling to the floor. Aphrodite: Now what the hell are you doing? I happen to have a boyfriend! I don’t just let anyone touch my beautifulness like that. Butch Lady #1: I’m sorry, we just needed to see if you were packing. Aphrodite: Packing?..I don’t have a gun! Butch Lady #2: Your balls silly? Aphrodite: My…what? I’m not a dude! I’m a woman, what’s wrong with you. Butch Lady#1: A woman? But you’re too pretty to be a woman and you are on The Castro. Butch Lady #2: So come on what kind of tape did you use to hide it? We tend to use duck tape ourselves. Aphrodite looks at them both and start backing away slowly. Aphrodite: Oh my god..this place is crazy. let’s get the hell out of here before I do grow a pair of balls or something..Run camera boy! This is the last time I get sucked in these kinds of interviews. Camera Man: But what about finding the biggest gay fan of DU? Aphrodite: Congratulations...you the winner. Tell me how that date with Laura goes. Now lets go buy me some cheesecake damn it! [We cut backstage to see Gay Bandit standing with a microphone, smiling widely and seemingly executed while a bemused Veronica Valiant stares at him with Jun Takada lurking in the background.] Gay Bandit: Hiya! I am here with my very first interview ever so I’m pretty excited about it as it’s with one of our biggest stars here tonight, Veronica Valiant! Yay! How are you, Veronica? Veronica Valiant: Well, I wouldn't say 'yay!' because I'm not mental...or you...but I'm doing rather well, thankyou. Gay Bandit: So tonight you’re battling Laura Seton in the biggest night of your career in DU, homogosh! If you had to place odds and bet money on you winning, what would be the odds be that you walked out of Divacide as the new champion? Veronica Valiant: That's a stupid question, isn't it? If I were making the odds AND betting money, I'd give myself an absolutely miniscule probability of success, just so I'd make an absolute killing when I win. Because it is a matter of 'when', not 'if'. In answer to the question you were probably TRYING to ask, however; one-hundred-percent certainty. Gay Bandit: Okay girlfriend, calm down. So can I just ask you what the deal is with that Asian guy you walk around with? Is he like your boyfriend or something? He can’t seriously be giving you any assistance in the ring, all he does is stand there and look Asian. Veronica Valiant: Sometimes, that's all I need him to do. Takada-kun has a way of catching other girls' eyes at the worst possible moment...for them, anyway. As to whether he's my boyfriend or something - currently he's more of a 'something' and no, I don't want to clarify that statement further. Gay Bandit: Okay whatevs. If you were to win the belt, then that means you’ll naturally end up getting quite cosy with the megafabulous Tara Lee as she’s the owner and she likes to keep her top employees under her thumb. Seeing as this is her very own fabulous tournament, what’s your opinion on our fabulous boss? Veronica Valiant: Y'know, I haven't actually talked to her yet - and I think that, after Mercedes and I beat her two lapdogs...that wasn't the best way to make a first impression. But, regardless of her slightly ill-advised staff choices, I actually have a lot of respect for our, um, 'fabulous' boss. She seems like a... [slightly forced smile] ...very smart, sophisticated woman, and I can't tell you just how nice it is to see someone like Tara in charge around here, rather than Shane Rockford, who, being a man, is an imbecile by default. Not that I need to tell YOU that, though. I'm sure you have the same realisation every time you look in a mirror. Gay Bandit: Aww, how sweet of you. Whenever I stare in a mirror I see Liza staring back at me, she’s the voice of reason in my head. Anyways, the hot camera guy is asking me to wrap this up so do you have any parting words for Laura? I’m sure she’s watching backstage somewhere, probably in something hideous like crocs. Veronica Valiant: 'Crocs'?...whatever. Laura, dear...I can't believe you'd stoop so low as to make fun of my lifestyle when it's been at least a fortnight since I made some snide comment about steroids or butch lesbians in reference to you. I'm shocked, really. In fact, the only thing more shocking is how you could speak of 'unstoppable momentum' with a straight face. Why, it feels like only a couple months ago since myself and the Asian Aberration effortlessly brushed past you and your homoerotic life-partner Icenique, DESPITE us both suffering from injuries at the time. And since then, frankly, you've spent more time mollycoddling your twelve-year-old sister than you have doing what you claim to be the best in the world at - actually getting into the ring and kicking ass. [Veronica smiles.] Veronica Valiant: Myself, on the other hand...sure, my life throws me innumerable distractions. One week I'm fighting a giant squid on top of a skyscraper, the next I'm getting jumped by rejects of the Japanese underworld...and yet, I still come down here, every single show, get in the ring and kick someone's ass. I don't suffer distractions, I eliminate them. You, Laura? I don't think you can say that. And it doesn't matter how much you claim to have been training for tonight, nor does it matter how much you desperately want to prove your cynics wrong. All that matters is that, as soon as your attention wanes, even for the smallest of split seconds, I'll be all over you like that rash you got off Icey the last time you two hit the showers together. And now that I've made my token lesbian put-down, this interview is over. Thanks again for letting me speak, Bandit. Go buy a better hat now. [Veronica walks off the set as Gay Bandit then begins to applaud himself on his first interview.] JLT: I would hate to be Laura right now... Leah: Everyone would hate to be Laura...period. Stripped Championship Match Christine McQuisten vs. Crystal Hilton vs. Henshin Belleza vs. Makaze vs. Totally Radd [We pan back to Alcatraz Prison where we see Christine being let out of her cell by a referee and an Alcatraz Island employee. She shoves both of them out of the way and takes off after Crystal, who is bleeding from the forehead from the attack by Henshin earlier. Christine catches up to Crystal and shoves Crystal into a cell this time and Crystal stumbles head first into the toilet seat. Christine then grabs the back of Crystal’s head and decides to give Crystal a swirly! As water splashes up from Crystal’s head being dunked into the toilet, Christine revels as she pulls the toilet handle.] JLT: But I thought… [Christine raises her eyebrow when the toilet doesn’t flush. Crystal begins vomiting and Christine jumped back in shock. Christine then smells her hand that was on Crystal’s head. She looks mortified.] Totally Radd: Yeah, apparently they took the plumbing out years ago. I really had to go though. Looks like it worked out for the best afterall. [Radd stands by the cell door as Christine looks at her hand in disgust. Radd then grabs Christine by the head and bangs it against the brick wall before tossing Christine out of the room onto the cell block floor.] Leah: Swirly FAIL. JLT: Oh! You could use that for one of your “get-rich-quick” schemes. DivaFail.com Leah: I've already made DivaFail.com actually, but streaming Ring of Beauty shows without needing to edit them is apparently against copyright laws. It was a full proof plan though. I guess I’ll just have to settle on Tara’s management skills. That letter where she fired Crystal Hilton because she needed white out is still my highest viewed page. [Crystal continues to vomit all over the cell, having just had her face dunked in Radd’s urine.] Leah: Which seeing Crystal now makes me wonder why she ever came back. [Radd stands over Christine and rubs her hands together.] Totally Radd: Now… to win this match and get what Tara promised me. [Radd pulls Christine up from behind and locks her into the “Dead Before Lohan”(Gutwrench Legsweep/STO)!!!!! Just as she is about to drive Christine into the concrete floor, Makaze grabs Radd in an inverted headlock before flipping over Radd.] Totally Radd: Oh fu… [Makaze nails her ‘End of Honor’ (Diamond Dust) signature move on Radd! As Christine gets to her feet after being dropped by Radd, she is immediately knocked back down by a huge scissor kick to the face by Makaze. As Makaze turns to pin Radd, we see Crystal Hilton, covered in urine and vomit, grabbing Radd and dragging her into the cell that she has vomited all over. As she pulls Radd in, Radd tries to swirm away, but Crystal vomits on her face.] Leah: EW!!! JLT: That is soooo grosss…. [Radd seems almost stuck in paralysis by this predicament as Crystal pulls her up. Radd then grabs Crystal by the throat, snapping out of her trance, but she slips on the vomit and falls backwards into the steel bars, hitting her head. Crystal then nails Radd with a HUGE ‘Lights Out’ chickkick! Radd stumbles forward and then falls into a huge pile of vomit in the center of the cell. Crystal smirks and jumps onto the bed. She then flips off the bed with a 450 Splash, NAILING Radd with “The Rose Whip”!!!!! The referee refuses to do the count by the vomit and counts outside the cell.] [1] . . . [2] . . . [3!!!!!] Eliminated: Totally Radd Leah: Another one down! How many are left? JLT: Four. Leah: Faaaaaack. [The camera pans over the crowd which has been illuminated by spotlights shining into the arena and one of the many themes of Divas Unleashed begins to play as "About A Girl" by Sugababes hits the sound system. The crowd cheers as the screen is ignited with an old titantron entrance video. The camera cuts to the entrance as from the backstage area struts the DU Hall of Fame inductee, Kaci, in a tight black dress with Louboutin heels.] [The crowd cheers, with many being confused and not knowing who is making their entrance, as Kaci struts to the entrance way and smiles, waving to the audience as the camera cuts to many stunned reactions as she begins to walk down to the ring, armed with a microphone.] JLT: OH MY GOD, LEAH, IT'S KACI! Leah: WOW...LOOK HOW BOTOXED SHE IS! JLT: What is she doing back here?! Leah: WHO the hell is her doctor? That girl needs to put down the needle! [Kaci walks down to the arena, waving at all the fans who cheer for her and steps into the ring. She smiles her million dollar smile and blows kisses to the fans.] Kaci: Good evening San Fran! [The stadium cheers.] Kaci: How are you feeling tonight? [The crowd cheers once again, enjoying being addressed.] Kaci: Well, I guess you're surprised to see me, huh? It's been almost four years since I was in a Divas Unleashed ring or made a DU appearance so I'm honoured to be here tonight! I have a huge announcement for you guys... [The crowd cheers for a second but many fall silent in anticipation.] Kaci: As a lot of you know, Divas Unleashed is holding Forsaken Destiny as it's next DU event and as a former member of this fine company and as a Hall of Famer, I'm here to tell you a little bit about it. The first announcement that I have for you guys is more of an invitation. An invitation to all of the women who have ever participated in DU to come back to DU for one night only to compete in a giant battle royal to win a special prize, which will be revealed in the next few weeks! If you have ever competed, managed or visited DU, you're invited to come back and celebrate our anniversary with us! [Kaci pauses, adjusting her giant implants.] Kaci: Sorry, they're acting out. Yes, DU is planning a huge battle royal at Forsaken Destiny featuring the many faces that DU has had over the years to make FD an utterly unmissable event! So if any of you divas are sitting at home now, suffering from Mutya Buena syndrome by thinking you were bigger than the company and left only to turn out to be a flop, then you can come back to DU for one night only to show us why you were so great in the first place! [The camera cuts to an excited looking JLT and a bored Leah, who is on her iPhone.] Kaci: And...I'm going to be in this match! I am going to be returning to the ring for the first time since 2004 for this very special match! The Pinnacle of Perfection will be back! [The crowd cheers as Kaci smiles but finds it difficult to move her face without fear of tearing it.] Kaci: And...lastly, I have one more thing before I go. Forsaken Destiny has always had it's home in Las Vegas, it's where DU is based, and all of the FDs previous to the upcoming event have taken place at the MGM Grand Arena. Well, that's the not the case this year. As this year, we're going to be heading somewhere completely different and heading to the world's most exciting city...LONDON! [The crowd gives a mixed response, some cheering and some hating the fact the event is based overseas in a different country that's not America.] Kaci: Or as my friends and I call it...FUNDON! That's right, people, DU is heading back to the 02 Arena in London for Forsaken Destiny and I can promise you one thing, it will be AMAZING. So, don't forget about my offer divas, and just to give you a little inkling to persuade you to come back...I am the greatest diva of all time. If you don't believe me, or you take offense to that, come and show me why in this match! I stand by comment, and if you still feel raw about it in two months time, I'll be waiting! Leah: ...where have I heard that line before? JLT: Shhh.... Kaci: Enjoy the rest of the show! [Kaci takes a polite bow and puts the microphone down, as the sound of Sugababes hits the arena again and she waves to the audience, heading out of the ring and looking directly into the camera and making 'come on' gestures with her hands to the divas who may be watching at home.] JLT: What a cool announcement, I can't wait to see that match! It sounds amazing! Leah: Whatever. JLT: What? You're not excited? Oh, of course not. Let me guess what you think. "A bunch of expired has-beens fighting it out with each other while they desperately cling to fame"? Leah: Jamie, stop talking about Heidi, Amelle and Jade! Rockford State Championship Match Katie Kooper © vs. Mercedes Vargas [As the sun sets on the Pacific Ocean, the fog that hangs over Golden Gate Park becomes illuminated with an orange glow.] [The tour bus Mercedes is driving comes screeching to a halt at the front of the California Academy of Sciences in the middle of Golden Gate Park. Mercedes opens the runs door and runs out to the building as the scared tourists finally breathe a sigh of relief from the hell ride Mercedes put them through. As Mercedes runs up the steps, she sees a guy posing in front of the California Academy of Sciences as his friend takes a picture of him doing a “Victoria Beckham” pose.] [Mercedes walks over to the man, grabs the green bottom by his feet and breaks it over his head. She then storms off towards the entrance of the building.] JLT: Um… random much? Leah: She was doing us a favor. NO ONE can be like Posh. NO ONE! [As Mercedes walks up to the entrance she see the Divas Unleashed banner with yet another envelope on a table with her name on it. She sighs as she grabs the envelope and opens up the letter. It reads:] Congratulations! You are at the final location! To win this match, you must find the Rockford Station Championship, somewhere within the California Academy of Sciences. Please do not disturb the wild animals. [Mercedes rolls her eyes and crumbles up the piece of paper and throws it on the ground before walking through the huge glass doors and inside the Academy. She looks around staring at the huge rain forest and planetarium exhibits before deciding to go down a hallway to her right.] Leah: Did she just litter at the world’s greenest museum? JLT: Yes, she did. Leah: That is so hardcore! I can’t wait to see her burn at the stake. Commie witch! [Mercedes turns down a hallway labeled the “Kimball Natural History Museum”. As she walks along the dark corridor, several taxidermy statues of large mammals stand in picturesque settings. Towards the end of the hall, a large aquarium sits and Mercedes sees a small black creature flitter by the glass. Mercedes goes to inspect what it was and discovers a penguin exhibit. The penguins stare at Mercedes who begins looking around their exhibit for the Rockford State Championship. After several minutes she gives up and turns around and walks the other direction.] Leah: I would be kinda creeped out walking around in a dimly lit museum with stuffed elephants and leopards all around me. JLT: Yea, it would be rather unsettling. Although those penguins are cute! Just watch! Leah: Okay, stop promoting the museum and commentate. JLT: But… it’s such an impressive building! Just look at the layout! With the Planetarium, the Natural History Museum, the Aquarium and the Rain Forest! It’s just… Leah: Yea, I don’t care. Stupid tree-hugging dyke. JLT: LEAH! Leah: Well that’s what you’re acting like. Put the ego-friendly caulk gun down and buy some eyeliner. [As Mercedes walks around back to the entrance of the building, she passes by the Planetarium and proceeds towards the entrance to the Aquarium. She sees an albino alligator laying out and decides against going that direction when something catches her eye. A glint of gold reflects onto the pavement, causing Mercedes eyes to light up. She follows the direction and spots the Rockford State Championship! It rests on a tree limb at the top of the 4-Story Rain Forest “bubble” exhibit. Mercedes immediately takes off in a mad dash and gets to the entrance to the rain forest on the ground floor. As she steps into the double door sealed room waiting for the airlock, she sees movement inside of the rainforest by the door. The air lock is released and she walks into the very humid rain forest bubble. An object darts past her eye and she dodges out of the way.] Leah: …JLT, did you just jump?! JLT: It was an intense moment! It’s like a thriller movie. [Mercedes turns and sees the movement was from a butterfly that flew past her.] JLT: …shut up. [As Leah laughs to herself, Mercedes begins to proceed down the path around the various reptiles inside of their glass enclosures. As she continues on her way, she stumbles into a bat cave. Mercedes appears a bit skittish by this and she slowly backs away.] Katie: You’re not afraid of bats are you? [Mercedes nearly stumbles over from the echoed voice of Katie. She begins spinning around frantically looking for her.] Mercedes: Where are you?! Come out bitch! How in the hell did you get here? …that belt is mine Katie! [Katie suddenly leaps off of one of the reptile enclosures on top of Mercedes, swinging in mid air and taking her down with a hurricanrana!] Katie: In your dreams Mercedes. [Mercedes looks up with a look of scorn on her face before jumping to her feet and charging right for Katie, but Katie dodges Mercedes and sends her flying into the glass of a giant anaconda cage. Mercedes jumps backwards as she realizes what is inside of the cage as it hisses at her… right into a backbreaker by Katie! Katie, knowing her last move wasn’t enough to keep Mercedes down, pulls Mercedes up to her feet and brings leans her against the pathway railing. Katie then delivers several hard chops to Mercedes chest before finally clotheslining her over the railing into the rainforest! Mercedes rolls around on the forest floor as Katie hops over the railing after her.] JLT: Did you ever imagine a Divas Unleashed match in a rain forest before? Leah: Yea actually. It was after Destiny’s Child came out with the Survivor video. You know Beyonce impaled some bitches with bamboo sticks. [As Mercedes tries to get to her feet, the moist forest floor makes it difficult for her to do so. As Katie leaps over a puddle to get closer to Mercedes, Mercedes suddenly leaps into the air and nails a picture perfect dropkick onto Katie’s chest! Katie flies backwards into the puddle, causing a small splash! Katie tries to wipe the mud off of her, as Mercedes gains her balance and walks over to her, grabbing Katie by the back of the head and pushing her face down into the puddle! As Katie tries to fight Mercedes off, mud is being flung in every direction and the birds within the rain forest have awoken from the commotion and begin screaming. Mercedes smirks at the carnage she is causing and finally releases her hold on Katie’s head. Katie draws in a huge breath as her mud covered face ] Leah: Oh! That reminds me, I need a spa date this weekend. I need a mani-pedi and a massage. I heard there is this amazing place out in Sausalito… JLT: Yea, that actually sounds nice. Thanks for inviting me! I’m quite flattered, I never though… Leah: … it wasn’t an invite. JLT: Oh. Leah: Ah-hem… akward… [As Katie tries to get to her feet, Mercedes pulls her up to her feet just before lauching Katie into the railing! Katie hits the railing gut first and whiplashes over the top back onto the pavement as the triumphant Mercedes follows closely behind. Mercedes kicks Katie several times as Katie crawls on her hands and knees to get away from her. Mercedes then sees a particular display in front of her that causes her eyes to open widely.] JLT: Did that just say what I think it said? Leah: Oh… no no NO! [Mercedes grabs the back of Katie’s head and is about to send Katie face first into the exhibit glass, but Katie gets and elbow into Mercedes gut! Katie then quickly bashes Mercedes face on the stone edifice near to the path! It looks as if Mercedes is about to be bleeding when Katie spies what Mercedes had intended to launch her into.] Leah: So. Sued. [Katie’s eyes light up and she grabs the back of Mercedes head, sending her crashing forehead first into a glass exhibit! The glass shatters and dirt begins to pour out of the structure. As Katie steps away from the mess she made, the camera reveals the exhibit’s description.] JLT: FIRE ANTS?!? [The crowd collectively gasps as the camera pans to Mercedes who tries to wipe the blood and dirt off of herself in a half conscious manner. Katie takes a few steps back and then immediately starts running up the pathway to the 2nd floor when Mercedes begins to SCREAM. The camera follows Katie up the pathway as the camera crews catch Mercedes in the background thrusting violently on the floor trying to get away from the ants which now cover most of her face and upper body.] [As Katie gets to the exhibits on the 2nd floor, she suddenly looses the path and begins to get lost. After it appears there is no exit she retraces her steps and eventually finds the correct way to go. After several moments, we see Katie sprinting up the spiral pathway past the 3rd Floor exhibits before she finally reaches the top floor. The mist begins to pour down as Katie walks into a majestic scene. As the mist falls, hundreds of butterflies flutter around the massive amount of exotic flowers perched at the top of the rain forest canopy. Katie then spots the Rockford State Championship placed on a branch that hangs just above the railing. As Katie grins and begins walking towards she passes the elevator doors, which suddenly ding and open! Mercedes FLIES out of the doors spearing Katie all the way from the elevators into the nearby wall of flowers. The force causes Katie to rip the flowers in half with her body, before she finally collides with a cement wall. Mercedes roars with anger, her face and upper body completely swollen with ant bites.] Leah: AHHH!!!!! JLT: Holy… Leah: SHE’S A ZOMBIE COMMUNIST! SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER NOW! [Mercedes grotesquely swollen face causes Katie to sit still for a few moments as Mercedes’ fury builds. Mercedes suddenly rips Katie up off the floor and sends Katie flying into a large iguana cage! Katie’s head bounces backwards and Katie stumbles right into a reverse fireman’s carry! As Mercedes looks to deliver her viscous “Black Rose Overdrive” (inverted Death Valley Driver) finisher, Katie is able to backflip out of the maneuver! Katie then kicks Mercedes in the guy and grabs Mercedes in a bulldog headlock, and runs springing off of the iguana cage, but Katie’s momentum causes Katie to kick the cage over!!! Katie falls over the other side of the large rectangular enclosure, looking back at Mercedes, before she is suddenly NAILED with a picture perfect ‘Coup de Grâce’ (Spinning roundhouse kick)!!! Katie flies backwards into the railing that the belt hangs over. Mercedes scrambles to her feet and uses Katie as a ladder of sorts to climb up and reaches for the belt! Katie suddenly grabs Mercedes’ legs and spins her around, nearly throwing Mercedes over into the aquarium 4-stories below! Mercedes is able to pull herself up and grabs the railing as Katie holds onto her legs. Katie then tries to shove Mercedes over, but Mercedes grip is too tight on the railing and Katie is too disoriented to stop Mercedes from pulling herself back to safety.] Leah: How much is the trauma to the iguana going to cost us? JLT: What about the flower bed Katie’s body ripped in half? [Mercedes and Katie get to their feet and Mercedes begins throwing punch after punch at Katie. Katie then dodges one of the punches, forcing Mercedes back to the railing, just before Katie hits a hard elbow to Mercedes nose. Mercedes leans back from the impact and Katie leaps onto Mercedes shoulders and executes Mercedes own finisher “From Buenos Aires with Love”, but as she spins around to grab Mercedes, she finishes the move with the “KatScratchFever” springboard bulldog driving Mercedes’ battered face into the concrete pavement!!!!! The arena crowd roars at the impact as Mercedes’ shoe flies off and Katie rolls onto her stomach, exhausted from the amount of energy she had to expend to perform the complex Feint Samurai Driver into a tilt-a-whirl headscissors into a springboard bulldog maneuver.] JLT: …WOW. Mercedes’ shoe flew off from the impact of that move on her body. Leah: That was pretty impressive… for a girl from The Bronx anyway… [As the crowd continues to roar, a chant of “Kay-tie! Kay-tie! Kay-tie!” begins to fill the arena as Katie begins making the smallest of movements with her fingers.] Leah: Shut up! She’s on the other side of the city imbeciles… she can’t hear you! [As the crowd continues, Katie ever so slowly and achingly begins roll to her back. After a few more tense moments, Katie sits up, causing the crowd to cheer!] Leah: Ugh, this is way too “We Are The Champions” for me. I need a Monster. A cool refreshing Monster Energy drink that helps give me the drive to put up with all of life’s tough spots. Monster Energy. JLT: You’re such a ad whore. Leah: I just made my car payment this month with those three sentences. Blow me. [Almost as if Katie can hear the crowd cheering her on, Katie slowly stumbles to her feet, one at a time, and nearly falls over onto the ground. She catches herself on the rail and slowly leans her head back to glance at the Rockford State Championship hanging delicately above her from the branch. Katie takes a step onto the railing and begins to reach the belt. Katie almost looses her balance! The crowd gasps, but Katie catches herself at the last moment. She takes a second to regain her composure and starts to reach up for the belt.] Leah: Oh great, now fat ass gets to open his lips again. [As John Roe raises the lips to his microphone, suddenly Katie is nailed in the side of the head by… MERCEDES’ SHOE!] JLT: NO WAY! Leah: That…was… [Katie looses her balance and plummets four stories down the rain forest before making a gigantic splash in the aquarium pool below!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Leah: AMAZING! [The “Holy Shit” chants start as JLT and Leah have their jaws open from watching Katie fall the 4-Stories to the watery floor below. Mercedes now begins to crawl ever so slowly to the railing as the crowd now switches their chant to “Bull Shit” instead.] Leah: I didn’t think that San Franciscans were so angry and judgmental. They have gays coming out of their ears here, aren’t they happy about anything? [Several minutes pass as clips from throughout the match are played over and over again for the crowd. Everything from Katie being thrown over the top of the bus, to Mercedes’ face being thrown into an ant exhibit are replayed as on the split screen we see Mercedes finally make it up to the railing and begin reaching for the belt. Mercedes’ eyes are very swollen causing her sight to be diminished. She grabs wildly in the air, before finally step up on the railing to try and reach the Championship. The elevator dings and Mercedes freezes.] JLT: …That’s… impossible… [A soaking wet Katie emerges on her hands and knees from the elevator, and stares coldly at Mercedes. Katie then springs up to her feet and charges at Mercedes! Mercedes quickly reaches up and grabs the belt in her hand! She pulls on the belt buckle just as Katie reaches her… and! ….And! …AND!] JLT: Did she? Leah: I think she… [Mercedes rips the belt down from the branch!!!!!!!] JLT: WHAT?! Leah: THE COMMUNIST REGIME HAS BEGUN! John Roe: Here is your winner… and the NEW ROCKFORD STATE CHAMPION… MERRRRRRRRRCEDES VARRRRGAS!!!!!!!!! [The crowd lets out waves and waves of boos as Mercedes holds the belt in her arms, but her victory is short lived as Katie clocks Mercedes right in the face with a right hand!!! Mercedes slips off the railing and plummets the 4-story drop to the water below!!!!!!!] Leah: And… we’ve reached overkill. [Mercedes causes a giant splash as she lands in the aquarium, the fish all swimming away frantically to escape from her.] [Katie slowly seats herself on the pavement and puts her hand on her head while below we see Mercedes swimming towards the bank of the rain forest. She holds her belt closely against her chest and smiles as she drags her body up the bank. Suddenly, she is helped to her feet.] Leah: Ohh shhi….. [Mercedes stands soaking wet and white as a ghost at what she sees before her. Luna.] Luna: Congratulations Mercedes… see you on Exile. [Luna winks and walks out of the rain forest as Mercedes stares in disbelief, cuddling her belt.] Stripped Championship Match Christine McQuisten vs. Crystal Hilton vs. Henshin Belleza vs. Makaze [We open on the island again and we see the referees opening the door to solitary confinement allowing Henshin to be let out. Her wrestling attire is shredded to bandage her many wounds and as soon as the door opens, she begins to follow the watery trail of Makaze out of the Cell block area.] Leah: Where are all these home wreckers at? [Henshin’s trail leads her to where the showdown with Radd had occurred earlier, and she passes by the vomit filled cell room. She continues down the hallway into the prison lunch room, which is full of empty tables and a kitchen area where there are various pots, griddles, plates and other cooking utensils on display for the public for the museum. Henshin follows the trail to a door that says “Infirmary”. Henshin opens the door and discovers a staircase, at the top of which there is loud banging and grunting heard. Henshin rushes up the steps and then peers cautiously around the corner, where we see Makaze, Crystal and Christine in an all out battle.] JLT: Look out! [Christine grabs a wooden chair and launches it at Crystal Hilton who narrowly dodges it but the chair hits the camera man! The crowd gasps as the camera switches to another angle where we see Crystal picking up a chair leg from the now broken chair. Uses it to block Makaze who swings a shovel handle at her. Both Makaze and Crystal duck as Christine launches a medical tray table at them. Makaze plants the shovel in the ground and swings around it like a pole before kicking Christine in the face! Christine falls backwards into the wall. Makaze turns and is nailed in the stomach by Crystal with the chair leg! Makaze doubles over, grasping the shovel handle before Crystal smacks Makaze across the back with the leg, sending Makaze to her chest on the floor. Crystal then gets behind Makaze and uses the chair leg to choke Makaze! Makaze grasps the chair leg with both hands, letting go of the shovel. As the shovel falls over Henshin catches it. Crystal’s eyes widen as Henshin rears back and nearly takes Crystal’s head off!!! Henshin swings the shovel like a baseball bat, connecting the flat metal against Crystal’s forehead, sending her backwards off of Makaze and lying motionless in the center of the room. Henshin then pulls the shovel back and is about to jab the back of it across Makaze’s neck, but Makaze rolls out of the way at the last moment.] JLT: What the… [Christine has grabbed a hospital stretcher from one of the rooms and pushes it, right into Henshin, right into a cement pillar! Henshin thuds against the wall and Christine jumps on top of the stretcher and delivers a hard knee to Henshin’s face! Henshin reels and Christine then hits a swinging neckbreaker off of the stretcher! Christine rubs her bottom as she lands on the concrete as Henshin falls over. Suddenly Makaze is seen rolling across the floor and she executes a rolling thunder onto Henshin!] Leah: You know, those floors probably haven’t been cleaned in years and our divas are rolling all over them… germs people! Germs! [Makaze slowly gets up but Christine has grabbed the shovel and jabs the metal end into Makaze’s gut! Christine then smacks Makaze across the face with the wooden end of the stick! Makaze spins around and nearly faceplants the concrete wall. Christine throws the shovel down and locks in her ‘Shattered Minds’ dragon sleeper!!! Makaze tries to escape but Christine’s got her hands locked in too well. As Makaze flails around, her most noted “assets” hit a light switch, throwing the room into darkness.] Leah: Damn it… Makaze’s boobs ruin everything. [There is a scream heard and moments later several doors are heard slamming shut throughout the room. The light comes on seconds later with Christine at the light switch, having let go of Makaze to turn the light on. Makaze is at her feet below rubbing the back of her neck Christine looks around the room and we see Henshin and Crystal are gone, along with the stretcher, which is now by the stairwell. A loud crash is heard and we see Henshin being thrown through one of the patient room windows!!!!! Henshin lands on the ground in front of Christine and we see Crystal Hilton hobbling after her. Christine picks Henshin up and places her onto the stretcher. Crystal comes up behind her and helps Christine put Henshin down as the strap her down. The two divas then nod at each other and shove the stretcher down the staircase!!!!!!] JLT: Henshin! [The stretcher bounces down the staircase relatively well until it hit the bottom step, at which point it flips over, driving Henshin face first into the concrete!!!! The stretcher lies on top of Henshin before falling to the side, leaving Henshin’s body exposed at the bottom of the staircase. As Crystal and Christine watch on, Makaze appears behind both divas and dropkicks both of them! Crystal catches the door, but Christine flies through the air before hitting the ceiling and falling back onto the staircase on her back! She then slides on her back down the rest of the steps and lays face first next to Henshin.] JLT: This match is so brutal! Leah: I know! It’s marvelous! [Crystal spears Makaze to the floor upstairs while downstairs we see Christine slowly pushing Henshin onto her back throwing an arm over her.] [1] . . . [2] . . . [3!!!!!] Eliminated: Henshin Belleza JLT: Henshin’s out! Leah: That was the best match she’s ever been in. I found myself rooting for that masked… freak of nature. JLT: See Leah… I told you that you had a soul. Leah: Go munch a rug... [Christine remains motionless with her arm slung over Henshin as upstairs we see Crystal and Makaze rolling across the floor exchanging blows. Crystal finds her chair leg from earlier and reaches for it, but Makaze flips her over onto her back and starts punching away. Crystal then headbutts Makaze! Makaze falls back a little and Crystal reaches back, grabs the leg, and smashes it over Makaze’s forehead!!! Makaze falls and tries to get away from Crystal as she grabs her head. Crystal slowly gets to her feet and walks behind Makaze who is crawling towards the stairwell. Crystal begins tapping the chair leg against her palm, with a devilish smirk on her face.] Leah: Oh I know that face. JLT: What does that mean? Leah: That’s the face of a homegirl who just found out her baby daddy is screwin around on her and she just found out who the ho is. Either Makaze’s going to get her tires flattened, her weave pulled out or… [Makaze tries to crawl down the stairs, but Crystal just kicks Makaze in the ass! Makaze tumbles down the steps doing flip after flip until she sprawls out ontop of Henshin’s body!!! Crystal confidently (and sorely) walks down the stairs still tapping the chair leg against her palm.] Leah: …she’s gonna kill a bitch. RING THE ALARM! JLT: You’re listening to Beyonce aren’t you? Leah: It’s not my fault my new “Beats” headphones by Dr. Dre, which have UNMATCHED sound quality, are also large enough to double as earmuffs in this freezing weather. JLT: Amazing. You’re listening to your iPod and plugging another sponsor you’re not authorized for WHILE you’re supposed to be working. Incredible. Just. Incredible. Leah: …leave me alone, I’m cold. You got me looking so crazy right now… but not with your love. [As Crystal reaches the bottom of the stairs, she is NAILED in the face with a frying pan!] Leah: Oh COME ON! Crystal’s face can’t take much more abuse! I’m calling the NAACP right now! Then Jenny Craig cause she needs some help. [Crystal grasps the hand rails preventing herself from falling onto the stairs as we see Christine with the frying pan in hand. Christine grabs Crystal by the back of the head and leads her back out into the cell block hall. Christine walks Crystal over to the staircase heading up to the second floor of cells. Christine goes to smash Crystal’s head into the steps, but Crystal takes a wild swing with her chair leg and catches Christine in the shoulder. Christine then grabs a handful of Crystal’s hair, which is still damn, and causes Christine to immediately release her grasp when she remembers why Crystal’s hair is damp.] JLT: Is that… [Suddenly Christine is spun around and grabbed the face by Henshin!!!!! Henshin then grabs Crystal by the face with her other hand!! Henshin lifts both divas into the air and delivers two simultaneous “Lifeshavers”!!!!!! Both Christine and Crystal’s face and driven HARD into the concrete!!!!! Henshin flips both divas over and pins them.] Leah: HAHAHAHAHAHHA… she didn’t know she was eliminated! HAHAHAHAH JLT: That’s messed up… I wonder why the referees didn’t tell her she wasn’t eliminated? Leah: ...BWAHAHAHAHHA… would you?! JLT: Good point. [Henshin begins looking around wondering why the refs aren’t counting the pinfall and smashes her fist into the floor. When told she was eliminated, she grabs the referee by the throat with both hands and two more referees rush over to pull Henshin off of him. Henshin throws the referee down and screams. She then walks away as Christine and Crystal lie motionless on the floor. After a few moments of being completely motionless, Christine rolls her hand on top of Crystal.] Leah: What?! NO! ROBBERY! [1] . . . [2] . . . [Christine can’t keep her hand up and it drops to the floor. She attempts to put her hand on Crystal, but can barely move. Suddenly we hear a shriek echo throughout the entire cell block. The camera pans upwards and we see Makaze limping on the edge of the 3rd floor railing, 40 feet above Christine & Crystal.] JLT: OH…. Leah: MY…. [The crowd ERUPTS in the arena as Makaze leaps off the 3rd floor cell block and performs a flawless “KaMakaze” corkscrew shooting star press!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] JLT: …. Leah: ….GOD!!!!!!!! [Makaze lands on Christine & Crystal her body looking as if it breaks from the impact on top of the two divas!!!!!!!!! Makaze lays on top of Christine & Crystal, all three divas motionless. The crowd immediately starts their “Holy Shit” chants as the referee who is stunned by what he just witnessed, makes the count.] [1] . . . [2] . . . [3!!!!!!!!!] John Roe: LADIES & GENTLEMEN, here is your winner… and the NEW DIVAS UNLEASHED STRIPPED CHAMPION…. MAKAZE!!!!! JLT: WOW! Makaze is the new champion! I can't believe it! What a match! Leah: Go Makaze, you have to respect an insane bitch whose boobs are bigger than her head! [Makaze celebrates as she stands up, brushing the sweat, blood and whatever else from her face and smiles an evil smile, breathing heavily as she looks around. The referee goes to raise her arm but she lifts her hand like she's going to smack him if he touches her. Makaze then exits the room, leaving a dazed Crystal and Christine lying on the floor.] JLT: Well done Makaze, that was one of the most brutal matches I've ever seen in DU and she survived it! Leah: She is Asian after all. Unleashed Championship Match Laura Seton vs. Veronica Valiant JLT: Well Leah, the moment is finally upon us. It's the main event, the finals of the Lee Invitational Tournament for the vacant Unleashed Championship and I won't lie, this is the match I have been waiting for all evening. I think it's so wonderful to have Laura Seton and Veronica Valiant in the finals of this match. When the tournament started, could you have predicted seeing those two here at Divacide, fighting it out to determine the new champ? Leah: No but that's because Laura sucks. It is cool to see two new chicks fighting it out as neither have held the Unleashed Championship before and it's interesting that Laura and Veronica both are holding other belts, or they were, Laura got stripped of hers earlier. That was hilarious. JLT: Well, you raise a point for once. Laura lost the Stripped Championship that she strived so hard to achieve in the past, she fought seven or eight times to get it, I don't even remember but to lose your belt in such circumstances was horrible. Laura seems to have much more emotional investment in this match than Veronica does, Laura realises the significance that this match holds for her career. Leah: I'm sure it's fresh in Laura's mind that she made it to tournament finals when she and Icenique battled for the Unleashed Championship a few years ago but my girl Icenique clocked her one and took home the belt. That was a great night. JLT: Well, I think Laura has a lot to prove. She feels that she's underestimated by a lot of people and I've heard that she feels, throughout her career, she has always been held back from getting the oppurtunity she truly deserves and her worth not valued enough but I think this match could give her that chance to show what a star Laura really is. Leah: Yeah, it's easy to forget how prominent she's been in Divas Unleashed all these years. I mean, how long has she been asking her to bite her clit? I am just going to vomit the next time she says it. I don't know if I can take it anymore Jamie, I'm tired. I'm tired...please...just no more... JLT: Well, Laura has been here for a long time but Veronica Valiant is still somewhat of a new star to DU and I don't think she cares about winning the Unleashed Championship as much as say Laura would. Veronica's life seems hectic to the point where I think the championship would almost come secondary to her? I don't know, that's just me. Leah: Ugh, when did you become sort of Freudian figure Jamie? Of course Veronica cares. She wants to beat the shit out of Laura and embarass her. It's what we all want to do. JLT: Well, I'm expecing both women to bring their absolute A-game to this and not disappoint us and the fans here at Candlestick Park! Leah: You do go on, don't you? Yet you tell me to shut up... ["Whatever Gets You Through Today" by Radio fires up starting from the :20 point and plays through the introduction. Laura throws the backstage curtains apart as she walks through them wearing a navy blue track suit with gold trim to a surprisingly positive but mild reaction from the audience. She takes a few steps then goes into a small crouch.] [She explodes upwards, head leaned back, arms straight out to her sides as pyro blasts of red, then white, then blue, then all three mixed together go off behind her before while she nods her head in time with each blast. Laura begins making her way to the ring on a slow walk, with Madison Seton accompaning her a few paces behind, as Laura finally makes it to the ring. She puts her hands on her hips and lets out a deep breath before diving under the bottom rope and heading for the opposite and to the left turnbuckle.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the finals in the Lee Invitational tournament for the Unleashed Championship, with the winner of this match becoming the new champion. Introducing first, from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, weighing in at 153lbs, being accompanied to the ring by Madison Seton, the Queen of Wrestling...LAURA SETON!!! [Laura hoists herself on to the middle rope and holds her arms in an 'L' shape before hopping down and going diagonally across the ring to the next set of ropes and continuing the process on the other ropes, hoisting herself up to each different one. Upon getting down from the last set and assuming her match corner, she removes the tracksuit top, rips off the pants and throws them to the outside. She follows this by tying her hair into a small ponytail and pulls a thin headband out of her shorts and puts it around her head before stalking around the ring, awaiting her opponent as Madison waits on the outside.] [As "The World Is Not Enough" by Garbage begins to play, the audience becomes shrouded beneath royal blue mood lighting, whilst blazing white spotlights illuminate the entire ramp. Once the lyrics kick in, Veronica struts out from the back, paying no attention whatsoever to the fans, with Jun Takada following behind her at a respectful distance, only darting to her side when one of her numerous phones or pagers goes off.] John Roe: And introducing her opponent and the fellow challenger, from Greenwich Village, New York; at a weight of 129lbs and being accompanied to the ring by Jun Takada...VERONICA VALIANT!!! [Just short of the ring, Veronica will stop and lazily extend a hand to Takada, who in turn hands her a pen and a clipboard loaded with insurance forms, none of which Veronica bothers to read before signing them and handing them back. She hops up the steps, saunters across the apron and makes to step into the ring – but instead pauses momentarily, to gaze out over the audience in disdain. Then, finally, she steps into the ring, before stepping to her corner and reclining lazily against it. Not once does she spare Laura a glance during this.] [The camera cuts to both women standing in the ring in opposite corners, as a barrel of thunder cracks overhead as many fans murmur about the skies above. Jun Takada and Madison Seton both exit the ring, standing in their respective corners, yet the weather doesn't seem to have effected Veronica Valiant who decides to stare a hole in Laura. Laura looks around at the crowd, and then glances at her sister who offers her a smile. The sound of the bell rings out, and the match is underway. Both women circle each other, staring at each other, with Veronica refusing to let go from being locked on Laura's eyes, almost trying to psyche her out of the match at the very beginning and knock Laura's confidence.] JLT: Veronica is starting a hole in Laura. I think this is a mental test for both of them as well as a physical contest. Both women will want to leave here tonight as the champion and they have to believe that, mental strength is just important in wrestling, you know. Leah: Oh, whatever. Just get on with it, I’m getting bored and it’s cold. [The two divas then tie-up, with Laura shoving Veronica backwards into the corner. The crowd then begin a faint "Laura!" chant, as Laura looks around at the audience, surprised by the sudden change of heart of the crowd towards her, as they've already identified Veronica as the enemy in this encounter. Veronica and Laura begin circling each other again and creep closer towards each other for another tie-up, Veronica wins the tie-up and grabs Laura's wrist, twisting it around behind her back and bringing Laura to her knees and then quickly applies a front face lock.] [Laura wrestles her weight against Veronica as she holds on the submission but manages to grab Veronica's arm and pull it free from Veronica's neck using her strength and nips behind Veronica, scooping her up into a back suplex and down into the canvas. Both women quickly find their feet like the ring mat is on fire and Veronica bounces to the ropes as Laura anticipates her but Veronica propels herself forward with a shoulder block takedown to Laura to knock Laura off her feet. Laura looks up at Veronica through narrowed eyes, as Veronica stares down on her, and the crowd begin applauding for Laura but some of the crowd have started a "Let's Go Valiant!" chant.] JLT: It looks like Veronica has some supporters here tonight. Laura uncharacteristically seems to be touted as the favourite for the fans in this match, they seem to be rooting for her. I think that speaks volumes about Veronica’s character. Leah: San Francisco is just full of haters. They should hate on Laura, have you seen what she’s wearing? I mean Veronica has glammed it up with thigh-high boots which are always fabulous but Laura looks so frumpy. JLT: It’s not contest based on looks Leah. Leah: …then what is it? [The other areas of the stadium respond to this chant but chanting "Let's Go Seton!" which begins to overpower the rest of the chanting and soon takes over the arena. Laura bursts into an almost emotional smile as she sees the crowd has her back for one of the few times in her career. The two divas approach each other and with so much at stake, not wanting to pull any quick moves which could lead to a mistake. Laura then swings for Veronica but Veronica ducks and Laura stumbles forwards, Veronica grabs Laura in a side headlock.] [Veronica holds the headlock for a few moments and tries to wear Laura down, Veronica then shoves Laura forward to the ropes. Laura hits the ropes and bounces back but counters whatever move Veronica was attempting by clotheslining Veronica down into the mat, Laura hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring as Veronica finds her feet and Laura clotheslines her from behind, knocking her down into the canvas once more, and Laura continues to bounce to the ropes. This time as she bounces back, she leaps up into the air, wrapping her legs around Veronica's neck and swinging sideways to execute a standing hurricanrana takedown, as Veronica bounces to the canvas and quickly scurries out of the ring.] JLT: Wow, Laura is on fire! She's building up the momentum and I think Veronica was caught off guard at that assault. It may have knocked her confidence, Laura didn't give her a chance to fight back! Leah: Now that Asian guy who always stares at my boobs is comforting her! [On the outside of the ring, Veronica and Takada are seen quickly talking to each other as Veronica continues to stare at Laura in the ring as Laura offers her a cocky grin in return. Laura then motions with her hands for Veronica to continue as she and Takada nod at each other. Veronica slides into the ring and races towards Laura but Laura uses Veronica's pace against her and hoists Veronica up into the air with a military press. Laura then shows her strength by pressing Veronica up and down before shoving her down into the canvas as Veronica lands on her back.] [Veronica then rolls to her knees but Laura is already on her, Laura grabs Veronica by the back of the neck and lifts her up and shoves her into the corner. Laura then nails Veronica with corner punches to the face, Laura then whips Veronica across the ring to the opposite corner. Laura then races towards her, attempting a corner clothesline but Veronica use her arms to pull herself up and swing her legs over the top ropes and lands on the apron, avoiding the attack. Veronica then grabs Laura's head and tries to ram it into the corner but Laura manages to resist the attack and nails Veronica with a fist to the face. Laura then steps back and launches at Veronica with a superkick to the face, knocking Veronica off the apron and sending her tumbling to the outside.] JLT: Ouch! There goes Veronica! She hit the floor pretty hard that must have hurt! Leah: Why do you always say that? Of course it hurt. If it didn’t hurt, there wouldn’t be much point in doing it would there? I just hope these two bitches stay in the ring and away from me. I have no qualms laying the smackdown on either one of these two if they start actin’ out. [The referee rolls out of the ring to check on her as the fans applaud the move and the DU crew run an action replay. As we return from the replay, we see Veronica standing up on the outside and all of a sudden Laura launches through the top and middle ropes with a suicide dive towards Veronica but Veronica moves out of the way, as Laura collides badly with the steel barrier on the outside of the ring. Laura lies in a heap on the concrete as Veronica begins to chuckle to herself.] JLT: Jesus! Laura needed broke herself in half with that! That was painful-looking! Leah: It was! Imagine if she had landed on the lap of a male fan and his wife was sitting next to him and it lead to their divorce because Laura practically blew him. That would’ve been a future Maury for sure. “Laura Seton wrecked my marriage and her lesbianism offends my eyes.” JLT: Sometimes I think you’re schizophrenic with your likes and dislikes. You never seem to have a solid opinion on anybody. Leah: Listen Jamie, apart from my sistahs there’s nobody worthy of my love. I hate everybody equally apart from Crystal Hilton. That bitch is fierce. Just the other day we were sharing a bucket of fried chicken. [Veronica then glances around at the arena as Madison Seton lurks nearby but is scared off from Veronica raising her hand at her like she would slap her if she came near. Veronica then brings Laura to her feet and rams her head into the apron several times, trying to knock Laura out. Laura then turns to face Veronica as Veronica nails her with a smack to the face using her Dolce & Gabbana watch as a weapon. Laura falls to the concrete.] Leah: That is so the socialite way to take a bitch out. [Veronica then nails Laura with kicks to the chest as she lies on the floor but Laura catches one of Veronica’s legs and shoves her backwards, causing Veronica to lose her balance on one leg. Laura begins to crawl around the ring and then ducks under the apron and disappearing underneath the ring. Veronica quickly regains her balance and stands up only to notice that Laura has completely disappeared. Some of the fans then begin to murmur as it appears someone is walking down the entrance ramp but the spotlight has not hit them yet to light them up.] JLT: Who is this? Leah: This better be who I think it is. [Veronica turns, a smile on her face thinking that Laura was walking out of the match but then realises that the person is walking towards her and not away from her, as she prepares to fight. The spotlight hits the person to reveal it’s a young man dressed in a Domino’s pizza uniform.] Leah: Oooh! [The boy is carrying a box of pizza as he politely nods to Veronica, brushing past her and walking around the ring to the commentary table where Leah has pulled out her purse and begins to rummage around for cash.] JLT: Oh my God! Please tell me you did not order a pizza... Leah: I’m hungry! Stuck out here in the cold, what am I to do? A girl’s gotta eat? [Veronica rolls her eyes, looking slightly annoyed as Madison Seton half-giggles. The pizza delivery boy hands over the pizza to Leah who looks delighted with the delivery with JLT holds a hand over her face in embarrassment.] Leah: You want some? I got a Hawaiian. [The delivery boy leaves as Veronica walks around the ring to face the commentary booth, still searching for Laura. Leah opens the pizza box and pulls out a slice and begins to chomp on it, the sound of her lips slurping as she eats being heard over the air. All of a sudden, Veronica is knocked down from behind with a sliding dropkick from Laura from inside the ring. Veronica falls forward onto the commentary booth as Leah quickly retracts her pizza towards herself, trying to protect it.] Leah: Watch it, VV Brown! JLT: Laura is playing some mind games of her own with that stunt! Her little magic trick had to mess with Veronica’s head and knock her focus. That was well-played. [Veronica turns to see Laura in the ring as she bounces up and down on her feet and motions for Veronica to step back into the ring for another round.] Leah: This is just…so good. You can’t beat Domino’s. Delicious! JLT: You are so fired. [Veronica runs towards Laura but Laura counters, kicking Veronica and pulling her into a ‘Gold Medal’ reverse DDT. Laura quickly covers.] JLT: Here we go! [1] [2] [Veronica kicks out.] JLT: Veronica escapes that one. I wonder what Laura’s pinning next? Do you think that each time a wrestler tries to pin another and their opponent escapes, they reach a point where they think that the opponent will always kick out? Leah: Jamie, I just ordered a fucking pizza during a live show, do you think I have time for your philosophical bullshit? I have a 13” pizza to get through! [Laura then sighs and heads to the top rope as Veronica lies on the canvas. Laura leaps with a flying splash connecting to Veronica and remains on her position for another cover.] JLT: Wonderful move from Laura there, she sailed through the air! [1] [2] [Veronica gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Veronica escapes the pinfall once again. Maybe she uses special powers to ensure she never loses? Leah: As if. [Laura then glares at the referee for a second and grabs Veronica by the hair and pulls her up into stiff punches to the face. Laura then pulls Veronica into a piledriver position and signals for her “Perfection” spinning jackknife powerbomb as the stadium begins to stand up for the move. Before Laura can begin to operate the move, Veronica drops to her knees and dips behind Laura, picking Laura up into an electric chair position on Veronica’s shoulders.] [Veronica then shoves Laura forward, sending Laura’s body flying towards the ropes with a modified snake eyes as Laura’s stomach collides with the top rope and Laura hangs, almost broken in half, on the top rope, feeling winded. Veronica then begins to play with the top rope, moving it up and down as Laura finally pushes herself backwards back into the ring.] JLT: That had to take the wind out of Laura! Leah: Obviously, that was the intention… JLT: Leah, I can barely understand you. Stop talking while you eat! [Veronica whips Laura into the corner and follows up with a sharp slap, a left kick in the midsection, a right knee to the back of the elbow, twin eye pokes and a chop to each side of the neck in one tasty package and completing Veronica’s ‘Eldritch Storm’ flurry of fury.] JLT: Whoa! That was impressive! Leah: You’re easily impressed. [Veronica then places Laura on the top turnbuckle, seemingly preparing the Queen of Wrestling for a superplex but instead Veronica grabs Laura’s arm, twisting it around and then yanks Laura down from the top turnbuckle as Laura slams into the canvas.] [Veronica quickly capitalises as Laura pushes herself up on her hands and knees, not wanting to be down for too long. Veronica approaches her from behind and quickly applies a Mahistral cradle to roll Laura up into a pinning predictament.] [1] [2] [Laura manages to counter the cradle, rolling the cradle over so Veronica’s shoulders are pinned to this mat this time as the crowd cheers through anticipation.] JLT: Laura has reversed it! We could have our new champion! [1] [2] Leah: Or not. [Both women release each other and scramble to their feet. Veronica races towards Laura but Laura drops to her knees, performing the splits and then nails a right-handed punch to Veronica’s jaw. Veronica stumbles, holding said jaw, and then leans down to try and grab Laura who is still doing the splits in the middle of the ring but Laura catches her first, wrapping her hand around Veronica’s throat.] [Laura then stares into Veronica’s eyes, trying to stare into the soul of her opponent and hopefully scare the shit out of it, as she begins to stand up and the crowd cheer for their new favourite. Laura reaches her feet and then lifts Veronica into the air with one arm and slams her straight back down with a hard-hitting chokeslam.] Leah: I fucking love that move. Oops, sorry, I just spat some pineapple on you… JLT: STOP EATING. [Laura then hooks the leg for a cover.] [1] [2] [Veronica gets her shoulder up as the crowd boo yet cheer the near-miss.] JLT: Veronica is showing a lot of resilience in this match, she’s refusing to be pinned and proving to be quite a tough opponent for Laura. She’s well and truly standing in between Laura and DU’s ultimate dream tonight. Leah: You could say Veronica is being…valiant.…yeah, I’m so not getting paid enough to do this every week. [Laura gives the referee the middle finger, annoyed that the move failed. Laura searches around the ring for Madison but catches the eyes of Takada who just stares blankly at her, Laura scowls at him but from behind comes Veronica with a school boy roll-up.] JLT: Veronica from behind! [1] [2] [Laura quickly escapes the pin.] JLT: That was close! [Laura, seemingly shaken by the sudden move, scrambles to her feet as does Veronica. The two divas approach each other, staring at each other slowly as Laura suddenly touches her face and frowns, staring a hole through Veronica and then begins to talk trash to her, seemingly getting aggressive after being disrespected. Veronica raises an eyebrow, confused at Laura’s change of behaviour as Laura begins to accuse Veronica of spitting on her.] JLT: Laura thinks Veronica spat on her. Leah: How absurd. That’s usually Laura behaviour. She’s probably telling Veronica to go down on her too. I shudder to think what Laura and I do in those perverted fantasies of hers because you know she’s always thinking about me when she touches herself. JLT: Everyone thinks about you, don’t they? Leah: They do. It’s because I’m a…WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN! That was my Pam Grier impression. We need to get Pam Grier to come to DU! You under arrest, sugar! JLT: I don’t like the look of this weather it looks like it’s going to… [All of a sudden, thunder cracks over the San Francisco skies and raindrops begin to fall heavily from the sky as Divacide catches itself in the middle of a storm. Laura then giggles as she realises that Veronica is not dressed for such an occasion as many fans try to get cover as the rain begins to fall, becoming more intense as each moment passes.] JLT: Oh my! It’s raining! Leah: Shit! My pizza! JLT: It’s raining on a DU match and it’s getting heavier by the second! Are we going to be able to continue this match? Leah: Of course we are! It’s not fucking Formula 1! [Veronica and Laura then begin to exchange fast and furious punches with each other, seemingly trying to knock the other one out as Veronica nails a knee to the chest of Laura. Veronica then attempts a handstand and to lock her feet into Laura’s body but slips on the newly wet canvas, landing awkwardly on her front. Laura turns and sees an opportunity, jumping on Veronica’s back with an STF.] [Veronica fights the move and grabs Laura’s wrist, biting into it as Laura withdraws her arm in a reflex action. As the rain continues to fall, making a gushing sound for the camera, the ring canvas increasingly gets wet as the camera cuts to Leah holding the pizza box over her head for shelter.] Leah: Ha! Not so stupid of me to order a pizza now, huh? I bet you wish you could stand under my umbrella ella ella, eh eh eh? Don’t you? Eh? Well you can’t! JLT: Leah! Leah: For all the times you criticised my commentating style, my stories, my amazing hair, my amazing shoes then I’m not going to give you no damn shelter. You can not…come into to me. You can’t stand under my umbrella ella ella nah-uh-uh-uh! JLT: SHUT UP! [Veronica quickly finds her feet and whips Laura to the ropes, Laura bounces back as Veronica executes a drop told hoe and as Laura hits the mat, she begins to slide as the torrential downpour continues to make the canvas slippery. Veronica runs after her, trying not to slip and leaps on Laura’s back, driving her knees into the back with a double kneedrop.] [Veronica then stands up, staring at Takada on the outside as he stands huddled with Madison Seton under an umbrella that John Roe has brought with him. Veronica shoots him a confused look as Takada shrugs at her and Madison looks uncomfortable.] Leah: How come that fat-ass gets an umbrella? JLT: Ohhh, look who got an actual umbrella. Would you look at that? He got an umbrella and you didn’t. How about that? Eh? Eh? Eh? Good for him. [Veronica looks up at the skies as the rain continues to fall as the usually white ring canvas now has a dark grey tone to it. Veronica brushes the water from her hair as she wills Laura to get to her feet as she crouched, awaiting Laura to get up.] JLT: The rain is getting heavier and heavier! I can’t believe this is happening! Leah: I know! I haven’t been this wet since I saw Robert Pattinson in Twilight. [Laura reaches her feet, holding the small of her back and feeling dazed. Laura turns to Veronica and swings with a punch but Veronica ducks, nipping behind Veronica and jumping upwards, placing her hands on Laura’s shoulders and executing a handstand on them. She hangs there for several moments as the fans cheer the unique-looking move and then falls forward, grabbing Laura’s head and pulling her forward into a diamond cutter and completing her “Budget Cutter” finisher.] JLT: Veronica nailed it! [Veronica quickly covers, hooking the leg.] JLT: This has to be it! [1] [2] [Laura gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Fail! [Veronica looks shocked at the decision by the referee but instead turns to Laura, placing a foot on her throat and pressing down, choking her and staring down at her as the rain falls all around, making Veronica looked like a possessed villain from a horror movie.] Leah: Divas Unleashed has turned into The Ring. Ooh, that’s almost quite poetic? I made a wrestling pun. JLT: Well done. Leah: Wow, I never realised that I could discuss wrestling in a Divas Unleashed context before. JLT: I know, you being a commentator and all, what a concept… [Veronica releases her foot following warning from the referee. Veronica then turns and shoots the referee a death-stare but from the canvas, Laura sweeps Veronica’s legs from her and she lands on her back, and due to the ever-increasing rain on the canvas, Veronica’s landing causes a little splash. Laura then quickly hops up, and rolls Veronica over into a sharpshooter and executing her “Aces n’ Eights” submission finisher.] JLT: Laura has it locked in! Leah: When has she ever done that move before? JLT: She’s doing it now! She has to win the championship so she’s pulling out all the stops! [Veronica tries to crawl for the ropes but finds it difficult to get any grip over the wet canvas as the rain continues to pour down, with Laura’s head soaked and dripping with a mixture of water and sweat, and the referee’s shirt allowing us to see his rather large nipples. Laura applies more pressure as the fans applaud the move, trying to cheer Laura on, as Veronica feels the crowd’s support for her but it seems to strengthen her resolve.] JLT: Is Veronica going to give up? Leah: Well if we knew that, these morons in the crowd wouldn’t be waiting with bated breath. [Laura leans back on the submission as Veronica almost exhausts herself trying to claw towards the ropes to break the submission but failing and abandons the idea. Laura continues to tighten the hold as Veronica lies motionless on the canvas, the referee hovering asking if she wants to submit but Veronica doesn’t answer.] JLT: I wonder if Veronica will tap out! Laura would be the champion! This is nail-biting stuff. Leah: You can say that again. [Veronica instead focuses her strength on her legs and pushes them forward and begins to move them rapidly, causing Laura to try and lose grip of the hold, and with Laura distracted, Veronica swings her legs under Laura’s armpits and manages to counter the submission into her “Pink Slip” rollover powerbomb-esque finisher and holds the position for a pin.] JLT: Veronica countered! That came out of no where! [1] [2] [Laura gets her shoulder up as the fans go wild for what have been a near-certain victory.] Leah: Wow, how did she get out of that? I thought she was gone fo’ sure! [Veronica sits up on the canvas, looking around in shock as Laura lies motionless on floor. Veronica then attempts to go for the move again, bringing a dazed Laura to her feet but Laura manages to counter, kneeing Veronica in the chest and this time pulls her into a powerbomb of her own as she nails the “Perfection” jackknife powerbomb to slam Veronica into the canvas but as Veronica hits the mat, she slides along the water on the canvas and ends up sliding backwards under the bottom rope and tumbling to the outside.] Leah: That’s hilarious! JLT: The rain really is playing a factor in this match! Leah: I know. I’m…ugh. Don’t ever go there! Who’s idea was this? I need to shoot them! JLT: Laura nailed her finisher this time, these women are really taking the fight to each other, I’d be stumped to predict a winner! This match could go on all night! Leah: PLEASE NO. [Laura then sighs, and stands near the ropes, trying to regain some composure and recover from the match. The referee exits the ring to check on Laura, finding himself in inches of rainfall on the outside of the ring. A camera cuts to the Unleashed Championship sitting in a glass case next to the ring announcer’s table. Veronica begins to find her feet as Jun Takada wanders over and begins to check on her.] [In the ring, Laura stands, looking up at the sky as it continues to pour of rain, she looks angry as she brushes the hair from her face and looks down at her soaked clothes. She waits for Veronica to get up on the outside, seemingly planning a high risk move. Laura gets bored and approaches the ropes as Veronica stands on the outside, Laura leans through the ropes to try and grab Veronica but Veronica nails her in the face with a right hand, although she has covered her knuckles with her wrist watch, making it more like a brass knuckles shot to the face as Laura falls to the canvas.] JLT: Ouch! That was a dirty move from Veronica! [Jun Takada and Veronica then talk to each other as Veronica smiles, walking over the commentary booth where Leah is still sitting with a soggy pizza box over her head and looking like it’s taking everything in her not to complain about the damage done to her $5,000 weave. Veronica then yanks one of the monitors off the table, as JLT backs away from the action. Veronica then yanks one of the cables from the back of the monitor and throws the monitor to the floor, as JLT seems annoyed.] JLT: What is she doing? She’s picking the place apart! Leah: We need new monitors anyway. I want to see Laura’s mannish hands in HD! [As Laura stands up in the ring, Veronica then uses the end of the cable and places it on the ring canvas, sending shockwaves through the water and electrifying it as the water then becomes a live current of electricity and Veronica electrocutes Laura with the cable, as Laura spasms for a second and then falls to the canvas, motionless, as the fans cheer for the seemingly ‘holy shit’ move and Veronica smiles widely, handing the live wire back to Takada.] JLT: Holy shit! Veronica just electrocuted Laura! Leah: Whoa! This match just picked up! JLT: Are you kidding?! Laura could be dead! [Madison tries to climb into the ring but Veronica slides in first and shoots her a look of ‘I will kill you if you come any closer’. Veronica then casually walks up to Laura, leaning down and pinning her. The referee climbs back into the ring, unsure what to do, before he begins to count.] JLT: Veronica has a pin! I hope Laura is still alive! Leah: I don’t! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Veronica did it! Veronica is the champion! John Roe: Here is your winner…and the NEW Unleashed Champion…VERONICA VALIANT!!! Leah: Yay! It’s over! I can go home now. I probably caught pneumonia out here in the freezing cold! That ending was awesome though, we need to have more bitches electrocuted! JLT: I hope Laura is okay! [The crowd boo, some cheer, and some begin to leave as the bell sounds for the end of the match and Veronica stands up. Takada snatches the Unleashed Championship from John Roe’s hands and walks into the ring, placing it on Veronica’s shoulder for her as the two hug and Takada raises Veronica’s arm up into the air for a victory.] JLT: Veronica Valiant is the champion! I’m wondering what Veronica’s reign will mean for DU as I’m not sure I can congratulate her on the circumstances in which she won that match! Leah: Oh I can, well done VV! JLT: Laura could be dead! Leah: Good! We need another murder around here! JLT: [Madison Seton slides into the ring, checking on her sister who appears to be unconscious as the referee calls for medics to come and check on Laura. Madison shoots Veronica an evil look, seemingly upset with her, as Veronica shrugs and continues to celebrate her Unleashed Championship as she exits the ring and begins to walk up the ramp to the back as Divacide fades off air, ushering in a new era in Divas Unleashed history.] Brought to you by Sahara On Demand Epilogue Thanks to Chad, who produced some awesome matches for the card. Chad and I worked really hard on this PPV and put our heart and soul into it, so we really hope you enjoyed it! Thanks to everyone who submitted segments as I always appreciate them and they help boost up the show, and we had such an awesome turn-out of roleplaying that I was really pleased and it just made the show even better to write. We had some very close matches (Katie and Mercedes in particular was nearly impossible to judge) and if you won new titles, then congratulations, and if you lost, at least you did so in style and everyone put up a good fight! If you would be kind enough to leave us feedback then please do, it's our oxygen and it help spur us on more. Every championship but the Askai changed hands and it's always cool when that happens. We have an awesome path to FDV planned and we hope that you will enjoy sharing that path with us and will help us take it in new and exciting directions too! I sound like I'm the boss of a big firm delivering a bad speech at a Christmas party or something. Anyway, Divacide was one of our strongest PPVs in years! <-Home->