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Sunday May 23rd 2004
[We cut backstage where Chester McNugget has his jacket on back to front and his hair is all messy. Mystika stands stretching and sighs when she sees the jacket, she takes it off and puts it on him the right way around. He smiles at her and they kiss as Mystika goes back to preparing for her match.]
Mystika: Tonight is going to be great. I get to finally down that pain in the ass Pandora, she thinks taking her mask off makes me afraid of her? Pfft. In her dreams. I can’t wait to go home with another championship firmly around my waist.
Chester McNugget: Do you think pigeons have dreams?
Mystika: Probably sweetie. You should be focusing on my match too you know?
Chester McNugget: I am, just pigeons and the government are more interesting. Hehe.
Mystika: Yeah, I’m sure they are. Now I’m going to go to the bathroom, you stay right here and don’t move okay?
[Chester nods and stands in the same position as Mystika goes off in the opposite direction. A black-haired woman walks up to Chester and she is none other than the demasked Pandora. She smiles up at Chester who still doesn’t move and runs her nails up and down his chest. She speaks in a seductive voice.]
Pandora: Chesty, who would you rather see in a nude photoshoot, me, or Mystika? Who do you think would look better?
Chester McNugget: Mystika. I can’t move.
Pandora: Ooh, is there a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Chester McNugget: It’s my water pistol.
Pandora: Wow, can you show me it?
[Mystika walks up and pulls Pandora back by her shoulder and slaps her across the face. Pandora retaliates by spearing Mystika into the wall and the two begin to exchange punches. Mystika then elbows Pandora in the face and Chester begins to shout for a referee.]
Askai Championship Match
JLT: They’re starting backstage! Mystika and Pandora!
[Mystika slams Pandora’s head into the crate before she picks up a long pipe and begins to wield it at Pandora, the Mystery Within runs away from Mystika and ends up running towards the ring as the fans cheer when they enter the arena. Pandora slides under the bottom rope and bounces to the opposite ropes and nails a baseball slide to Mystika.]
Renegade: This is yet another personal match, the Askai Championship is on the line in this encounter!
[Mystika falls to the padded area as Pandora climbs outside to the apron and leaps off onto Mystika’s body with an asai moonsault which takes them down. Pandora then slides Mystika back into the ring. Chainsaws are heard as Chester McNugget is seen walking into the arena with one, but referees and marshals quickly tackle him and remove the weapon. They drag him from the arena.]
JLT: A chainsaw? That boy gets weirder by the minute!
[Mystika rolls back into the ring as the referee David Schultz calls for the bell, Mystika does a gothic insult pose to Pandora who reacts to this move by spearing Mystika down to the floor and starts a forearm rub over her face removing some of her gothic face paint before Pandora is shoved off by Mystika's feet into the midsection sending the Mystery flying.]
[Mystika gets up as Chester rushes around whipping out his mascara and applying it to Mystika's face but this proves a bad move as Pandora dropkicks Mystika into the turnbuckle she was crouching near. Pandora doesn't waste time in grabbing the feet of Mystika and dropping both of her knees on them forcing her head up in a sharp reaction to which it thumps the turnbuckle. ]
[Mystika clutches her head as Pandora is dragged away by the referee to check on the state of Mystika, the Gothic diva is fine and pushes the referee away heading for Pandora taking her down with a cross body before she rolls up onto the second rope and flipping back off with an elbow drop in a quick execution of moves to the neck of Pandora.]
[Mystika keeps her grip on her Pandora's neck turning it into a front face lock as the Gothic diva gets to her feet with Pandora in the grip, Mystika then suplexes the Japanese Fury to the canvas, floating over into a cover.]
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[Pandora gets her shoulder up as Mystika screams out in a deafening expression of frustration as she begins to ram the formerly masked wrestler's head into the mat several times while screaming as Chester looks on clapping for his girlfriend. Mystika stands at the head of her opponent trying to rip the mask of but Pandora gets her legs up locking Mystika's head in her ankles flipping her forward making her get tangled up in the ropes.]
[Pandora quickly scoops Mystika to her feet before she nails a reverse neckbreaker to her and moonsaulting on to the Gothic diva, Pandora rushes to her feet again leg dropping Mystika trying to keep her grounded.]
[Pandora covers but Mystika has her foot nicely placed on the first rope by Chester, this doesn't settle well with Pandora in her most important match to date and jumps over the top rope with a cross body taking down Chester as the fans boo for this elimination.]
[Pandora picks up Chester whipping himr into the ring post. Chester falls to the ground and grabs his arm in agony. Mystika gets to her feet behind Pandora and bands Pandora's head against the steel steps! As the thud is heard throughout the arena, Mystika tosses Pandora into the ring. She covers with her feet on the 3rd rope.]
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[Pandora kicks out as the referee yells at Mystika for having her feet on the ropes. Mystika blows the referee off and tosses Pandora into the corner. As she lifts Pandora to the top turnbuckle and climbs up, Pandora begins punching Mystika with rights and lefts.]
[Mystika stumbles backwards away from the ropes. Pandora then leaps off the turnbuckle and attempts a hurricanrana! Suddenly Mystika snatches Pandora in the air and powerbombs her back on the top rope!]
JLT: She powerbombed Pandora right back to sitting on the top rope!
[Mystika quickly hops onto the apron and climbs up behind her. Pandora and Mystika are now both standing on the top rope! The crowd gasps as Mystika hits Kiss of Death!!! Mystika covers as the referee counts.]
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Renegade: Mystika has won it!
John Roe: Here is your winner and new Askai Champion…MYSTIKA!!!
[Mystika gets up and Chester runs into the ring as they hug and kiss. The referee presents Mystika with her title belt as Pandora rolls out of the, Chester raises Mystika on his shoulders as she parades her new championship.]
JLT: Mystika is a new champion here in Divas Unleashed, there has been two new title changes tonight! I’m happy for Mystika but I do feel sorry for Pandora, she’ll get revenge though, you know her. She’s a sly one!
[Backstage Bianca is standing in her ring attire in Shane Rockford’s office, Shane is dressed in black ahead of his match later this evening and Bianca sits down in a new addition to his office: a leather chair in front of the desk.]
Bianca: Shane, I just wanted to personally thank y’all for giving me this opportunity. I’ve had a blast in DU, its been ill all of this time but you know, I gotta go. Vanessa’s pregnant, I can’t carry on my career here. So I wanted to thank you. Tonight will be my last match and it will be my best.
Shane Rockford: It’s been no problem giving you an opportunity Bianca, you deserve it. You’re an amazing wrestler and a lovely person so we wish you the best. Now I will have my close eye on this match and good luck!
[Bianca smiles and gets up from the chair and walks out of the door passing Christian Moralez who walks into the room. Shane stands.]
Christian Moralez: Hey Shane, I’m not here on any form of personal grudge or whatever, I just wanted to wish you luck and introduce you to some of the new talent I recruited.
Shane Rockford: Okay, thanks.
Christian Moralez: So tonight I have “Baby” Loni Persian, Icenique, Melissa Diaz all with me. Come on in girls.
[The three women walk through the door, they nod at Shane and he looks them up and down before nodding and they are sent back out the door. Christian closes it and walks up to Shane.]
Shane Rockford: They’re hired but there is no way in hell you are ever getting your job back so stop calling me, stop emailing, stop faxing, stop trying! You got it?
Christian Moralez: But-
Shane Rockford: Get out of my office. Now.
[Christian sighs and turns and walks out of the office as Shane sits back in his chair and tunes into the match coming up next. We cut to the commentary table.]
Renegade: Those women were hot! They should have a fan out here, I’ve had three fits already. But we’ll see them in the future, but one person we won’t is Bianca. I’m going to miss her so much.
JLT: Me too.
Grudge Match
Renegade: Next up, this is a last minute match added to our card and is seen as a generation next versus generation veteran match. Bianca apparently has "pissed off" Caitlin over recent weeks and as we heard just now, this is Bianca's last match.
The lights are dimmed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, silver pyros shoots it's way to the stage.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Oakland, California, at a weight of 150lbs, the Baddest Bitch...BIANCA!!!
["Beautiful" by Creed blasts on the PA system as Fairchild steps out wearing a skin tight red and black body suit with black kneepads, and high-laced black boots. She strolls the ring smiling and waving to fans. Caitlin enters the ring, stretches and psyches herself up for her match.]
John Roe: Her opponent, from Santa Barbara, California, at a weight of 245lbs, the Perfect Woman...CAITLIN FAIRCHILD!!!
[Caitlin slides under the bottom rope as her music is cut short once Bianca uses her crouched like a running start as Fairchild gets to her feet she is taken backwards over the ropes by a dropkick from Bianca as the bell is sounded and the match is underway.]
[Bianca rushes to the ropes before she baseball slides the now upright Caitlin down into outside padding once again, and Bianca herself now finds herself on the outside too. Bianca then rolls Caitlin into the ring at the referees request as she then follows that up. ]
[Bianca stands on the apron while Caitlin lays spread eagle in the ring; she leans back and executes a springboard splash to Miss Caitlin as Bianca gets the upper hand so far. Bianca drops a few leg shots to the downed opponent she has, before she grabs Caitlin by the head and thrusts her off the mat by it and yanks her back down stretching the roots.]
[The Baddest Bitch certainly is as she crouches over her opponent laying in some shots to the beautiful face of Caitlin as she is laid out even more by Bianca whose determination has proved a attribute in this match up as Bianca drops into an early match cover.]
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[Caitlin kicks out pushing Bianca off with her power as Caitlin then moves herself around to face the newly erect Bianca and nips upwards locking her legs around her neck and nailing a Hurricanrana to the Baddest Bitch sending her into the mat as Caitlin lands on her feet from the move in what is spectacular image as the giant executes the move.]
[The fans give the action a good reaction as Caitlin scoops up Bianca and places her in between her legs looking to go for a powerbomb move which Caitlin looks to go for but then retracts, she grabs the left arm of Bianca and lifts it up before Fairchild then lays in some knee shots to the shoulder and face of her opponent.]
[Bianca is still bent over as Caitlin goes to the ropes and rebounds back off with a swinging neckbreaker to her opponent, as Caitlin is focusing on the upper body of her opponent as the battle are taking it out of each other.]
[Caitlin heads to the top rope as she hops up in one quick motion, she jumps on the ropes turning round and landing in the same spot before she jumps again and executes a long distance frog splash to Bianca which connects perfectly but it has taken a lot out of both competitors as Caitlin holds her stomach are which impacted most from the move.]
[Caitlin crawls to a cover but Bianca has rolled out of pain towards the ropes and manages to prop her foot up on the bottom rope, to break up the cover and save Bianca from going under and suffering a last match loss.]
[Caitlin gets up and brings Bianca up with her; Caitlin gives a few forearm shots to the head before she grabs her arm into a Russian leg sweep bringing them crashing into the mat but Fairchild keeps her lock and rolls over.]
[She stands up again and executes another leg sweep and nailed it two more times as it is clear this is taking a hell of a lot of pain out of Bianca’s arm. Caitlin then kicks the downed Bianca and picks her up before heading to the ropes and leaping off with a leg drop.]
[This high risk is one that is missed as Bianca rolls out of the way and shakes her arm trying to get the circulation flowing again. Caitlin holds herself as she uses the turnbuckle to get to her feet meanwhile Bianca has sized Caitlin up and rushes at her with a scissors kick which sends Fairchild back into the turnbuckle but Bianca is kick on her tail.]
[Bianca doesn’t waste and time as she climbs up on top of Caitlin and jumps backwards with a tornado DDT to her opponent as the two land in the center of the ring with Caitlin flipping onto her back from the corner move.]
[Bianca rolls out and observes the way Fairchild is positioned before she sprints to the ropes, her arms grabbing the top rope and her feet on the second, as she then moonsaults backwards onto the body of Caitlin executing “Flatliner” as the fans cheer while Bianca covers.]
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[The referee calls for the bell as Bianca gets up off her positioned pin and smiles to the crowd. Bianca pulls Caitlin to her feet and shakes her head, the two raise their arms for the crowd as the camera focuses on Bianca’s smiling and happy face.]
[The lights dim out as soon as a sound that resembles a distorted high
pitch dial tone sounds off. Red lights flash in beat with the guitar chord
"Uh oh Uh OooOoooh!" A big boom sounds off with a big flash of light flared
up in front of the Divatron and the arena is lit up with blood red lighting.]
[A ring of fire appears in the center of the ramp under the Divatron. The
blank black screen wrote out the words in red cursive letters "She's back!"
They erase and new words form "The Forgotten One has returned..." Right when
those letters came up a head appeared from the center of the ring of fire
and pretty soon the whole body emerged.]
[Shoulder length black raven hair with blood red-dipped tips. Black
finger cut gloves covered her hand and red grieves covered her forearm. A
black ninja like mask covered her from her nose down to her neck A black
wearing a black restraint shirt with little red belt buckles running down
tehe center of the shirt. Lace up pants with the same red belt buckles
running down the outside part of her pants with black leg grieves and Black
steel toe boots.]
JLT: What the hell is happening?!
[Its Angel! She walked over the fire
when the chorus started up "I've been watching!" of “In The Shadows” by the Rasmus. With a black cane with a silver dragon wrapped around a large red ornament in hand she walks down to
the ring, hopping over the ropes she stood in the middle of the ring she
looked to her left and to her right and raised her cane high in the air. When she did that sparks rained down behind her for a few moments and when
the shower was over the lights went back to normal.]
Renegade: Angel! I thought she was dead but she’s back!
JLT: Oh joy.
Renegade: She looks different though, where was Lei Yu?
JLT: Maybe she has ditched her as she clashed with her new persona?
Renegade: Ah-ha! Clever!
[The arena blackens to darkness, as three strobe green spotlights shine onto the stage. The opening sounds of “Hysteria” by Muse play by a live electric guitar until it livens up with the chorus as the lights resume and the lead signer walks forward and sings into the microphone.]
[Women dressed in black dance in the ring crawling all over each other and dominating as the crowd bop their heads along and cheer for the British band. On the ‘Divatron’ images of memorable moments are displayed including recent events such as the Kaci tour bus.]
[Their set ends with a green puff of smoke as the three members suddenly disappear off the stage with no trace of them being here as the fans cheer for their performance and Krysta Taylor is seen applauding in the ring.]
[As the camera cuts backstage, we see Crystal cheering at Muse's performance on her television screen.Her hair is down and she wears a black trench coat over her clothes. She walks over to the refridgerator on the floor and opens it. The sounds of heels are heard walking up behind the door of the refridgerator and Crystal sees the shoes from the floor. She then scoffs to herself.]
Crystal: Oh wow, that going out of business sale must've been cheap. No one will be able to tell those hidieous beasts are last season.
[Suddenly a loud high-pitched voice comes from the woman, and Crystal's eyes widen.]
Woman: Yes well, I'm sure I saw you there ravishing through the department store rack of panties that have already been worn.
[Crystal stands up immediately and the crowd cheers as the woman standing at her side is none other than Megan Mullally, from Will & Grace. Crystal crosses her arms and taps her foot.]
Crystal: I was talking about your feet. It seems that a baker's dozen of rolls just doesn't seem to compare to the loaf you have going on.
Megan: Yes well, everyone from the Matrix called... they want their costume back!
Crystal: At least I don't need a purse to carry around my inhibitions!
Megan: Because you carry your viles of vodka in your ass! Along with a few other cylinder objects!
Crystal: ... it's only on weekends! Not like you havn't turned tricks when you were younger. By the way, was Frank Sinatra good in bed?
Megan: Listen you! I am not old! I have a written gaurantee from those Swan people on Fox that is anything sags I get to sue.
Crystal: Like your boobs?
Megan: ...those are natural! Unlike that dye job you got going. What are you trying to do? Get dogs to pee on your face? Or men?
[Crystal's jaw drops as Megan begins to laugh. Crystal then gives pinches Megan's right nipple!]
Megan: Ouch!
[Megan then does it to Crystal.]
Crystal: Ouch!
[Crystal & Megan cover their boobs with their arms crossed and then stare at each other.]
Megan: You... I like you.
Crystal: I like me too... what a coincidence! It's like we are meant to be friends or something!
Megan: I just feel this attraction towards you... some how I think we are both alike in so many ways, yet so different in others.
Crystal: Like there is one big gay man forcing us into this room right now... with medium sized brown hair, stunning good looks and a wicked penis size.
Megan: Yes... I don't know how I ended up here. I asked a taxi driver to get me to the biggest slut fest he knew of, and thirty hours and two blow jobs later, I'm here.
Crystal: You used prostitution to pay your way? Oh... how efficient! Good to know you can use your skills for the betterment of the world.
Megan: I wish that where true. They gave me the blow jobs.
[Crystal and Megan begin laughing the same way and they then pause.]
Crystal: That's it, I'm kicking his ass for giving me that annoying laugh.
Megan: Yea! Down with the big gay man!
[Megan and Crystal exit the room singing "I Will Survive".]
[Deidre is standing backstage, she is polishing her belt with her sleeve as Joel is sipping from a bottle of water. Deidre smirks at her belt and suddenly from behind comes Lacy with a kendo stick to the back of Deidre’s head.]
[Lacy slams it down a few more times onto the back of Deidre and Joel catches it in his hand when she tries to swing at him but she kicks him in his lower regions, Lacy blasts him across the head and then begins to thrust the stick down onto the arm that holds the championship.]
[Lacy then gets up satisfied at the two bodies below her and smiles to herself.]
Lacy: See you in the ring, bitch.
[Lacy is shoved out of the way by medics as they tend to Deidre, Lacy walks off as Deidre speaks to the medics holding her arm. “I think it’s broken” we cut to a shocked JLT at ringside.]
JLT: Did you see that? Did you hear that? Lacy may have broken Deidre’s arm with that vicious assault! She might not be able to wrestle! That means she’ll lose her title! Oh the drama!
Renegade: Lacy looks fabulous when she’s angry doesn’t she? But yes, the drama. Drama, drama, drama. Drama. Just everywhere tonight. Drama. The drama, drama, drama.
JLT: Okay!
Rockford State Championship Match
Renegade: Next up we have a five women match for the Rockford State Championship. Deidre was just attacked backstage, and this is all about blind assaults. Deidre set up a fake tournament only to sabotage it to make herself look superior.
JLT: Yeah, that was a disappointment. Now the divas in that tournament resent Deidre for being arrogant and they hope to shut her loud mouth in this match but pinning her and taking her title.
Renegade: Revenge is sweet.
[“Fuck Wit D” by DMX is heard as Deidre walks out without Joel and her title wrapped around her waist. She is wearing black as she stares down the divas already in the ring before running down the aisle but then stopping and “fooling” the divas.]
Krysta Taylor: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing the champion, from Trenton, New Jersey, at a weight of 106lbs…DEIDRE!!!
[Deidre slides under the bottom ropes as the referee calls for the bell. Laura and Veronica immediately begin to exchange punches as Lacy and Jade whip Deidre to the ropes. The duo then nail a double shoulder block before turning on each other.]
JLT: Remember this is a sudden death match, whoever pins, wins. And all managers have been barred from ringside at the request of Deidre.
[Lacy clotheslines Jade to the mat and straddles her with a choke hold. Deidre gets up and nails a kick to Lacy’s face bringing her to her feet. Deidre then scoop slams her onto the mat and leaps to the second ropes attempting a springboard leg drop but Lacy rolls out of the way and into the clutches of Laura and Veronica who take her down with a wheelbarrow suplex.]
[Jade and Deidre then face off against each other with Jade spearing Deidre down and following it up with punches to the face. Jade then applies a cross arm bar to Deidre and she climbs the ropes before flipping backwards taking Jade with a hurricanrana.]
[Veronica and Laura then nail a double powerbomb to Lacy but she counters and lands on her feet, Lacy then dropkicks both of them sending them over the top rope. Deidre comes from behind whipping Lacy over the ropes into the pile of bodies that was there previously. Deidre climbs out and joins the three divas and they all begin to fight on the outside.]
[Jade bounces to the ropes and springs over with a shooting star press landing on top of all of them sending them crashing to the floor. Jade then rolls Laura into the ring and climbs back onto the apron, Jade then leans back on the ropes and jumps in with a springboard moonsault and hooks the leg of the foul-mouthed blonde.]
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[Veronica boots Jade’s head making her fall off the cover. Veronica then picks up Jade and executes a spinning neckbreaker but she is soon tackled with a double clothesline from Deidre and Lacy who team up. Deidre then whips Lacy to the ropes but the black diva counters with a headscissors taking her down to the canvas.]
JLT: There are no allies in this match!
[Veronica and Jade then tie up with Veronica nailing a few punches to Jade’s face before executing a snap suplex. Laura then pulls Lacy out of the ring by her feet but Lacy slaps her across the face and nails a European uppercut.]
[Lacy then searches under the ring, she pulls out a bottle of something. Laura pulls on her shoulder and Lacy turns and splatters the bottle across her face making it splash all over Laura.]
Renegade: Hot sauce! Is that hot sauce?
JLT: That’s a unique weapon…
[Lacy then slides into the ring and tries to pour some onto Deidre but the referee yanks it off her and consequently gets a load in his face. He looks mad as Lacy turns back and is taken down with a flying kick by Jade.]
[Deidre then picks Jade up from behind and tosses her over the top rope to the floor in a back suplex. Deidre turns back to the ring and is met with a bulldog from Veronica who plants her in the centre of the mat. Laura then takes Veronica down with a German Suplex and has shed her hot sauced stained face. Laura holds the cover.]
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[Deidre breaks up the count, the referee still wiping the sauce from his face, doesn’t see Yuku Shiro slide under the ropes and blast Deidre across the head with the Rockford title. Yuku then escapes through the crowd leaving the fans puzzled.]
JLT: What was that for?!
[Meanwhile Jade has climbed to the top rope, she kicks away Lacy who tries to bring her down and leaps off with a dragon attack to the limp body of Deidre. She then tosses all the other competitors out of the ring and springboards to the ropes coming off with a somersault leg drop and then covers.]
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JLT: We have another new champion!
Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner and new Rockford State Champion…JADE!!!
[Jade gets up and raises her hands as the referee hands her belt. Azrael runs to the ring and the two hug, Lacy then looks on pissed as she picks up a bottle of hot sauce and tosses it over the fans in anger before stomping up the ramp.]
Renegade: Jade, her debut pay per view match, has picked up a championship! Go her! This was such a difficult match to win and she did! I predict a bright future for her.
Tanya Turner: Hello darling.
Kristin Wallace: What do you want?
Tanya Turner: Nothing. Just wanted to drop by and say “hi”. Nice boobs.
Kristin Wallace: I would say the same but you don’t have any. Oh and I don’t live off my husbands, however dead they may be, money. I make my own. You’re a media whore, you crave attention. Whereas I, the media just give me it.
Tanya Turner: I’m sure of it darling. I would’ve shaken your hand but I don’t like the smell of failure and whorishness, I’m sure you understand. My French tips need air you know.
[Kristin Wallace sighs and looks around before slapping Tanya across the face. Tanya retaliates and does the same back, the blonde and the red-head then start to scrap at each other as they roll around on the floor. Kristin and Tanya then find their feet as Tanya attacks her with one of her high heels.]
[Tanya then shoves Kristin into a wall as officials run over and separate them as Tanya and Kristin both scream at each other. Tanya’s hard ruffled and Kristin’s perfect make-up now sabotaged as the two superbitches are pulled apart.]
Renegade: I love a good catfight. That was Britain’s Tanya Turner for any of you guys who didn’t know her. Her first husband was murdered, then she used Viagra to kill the second one and then after that she got off with the captain which resulted his wife trying to kill herself but she got revenge by planting drugs on Tanya and then she ended up in prison. She only got out last week.
JLT: Wow, you did all that research? I’m impressed.
Renegade: No? It was all covered in FHM.
Mya: Can you believe we’ve been here a year. It was yesterday I had the Unleashed Champion firmly wrapped around my waist, the world was at my feet. I’m going to take that back. I held the title for four months, five maybe, I was never good at maths. |
