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Sunday 18th June 2006
Tag Team Championship Match
JLT: Leah, we’ve reached perhaps one of the most anticipated matches on the card, a four team ladder match for the tag team championships, with all the major teams in Divas Unleashed fighting it out for the gold! I’m very excited for this match, it promises to me an awesome display of the fine teams we have in DU!
Leah: I hope we have some interesting and creative teamwork in this match, let’s not forget it is a ladder match, you can use the ladder to your advantage and you have to retrieve the titles that are hanging above the ring! I think Blonde Ambition will be too dumb to grasp that concept, don’t you think?
JLT: Hey, let’s not start bashing Blonde Ambition. They may be lacking brain cells but they have held the titles for three months and I think they’re the biggest threat to the Occult tonight! That’s not counting out Bloo & Jinx, who are now to be known as “Goofy Goths”, and of course the Asians on a mission, Joshi Revolution!
Leah: That’s right, RIOT has the power to dominate all these women while Keiko Nakamura has been directing traffic, and in the last few weeks, we’ve seen all four teams clash over who deserved a shot at the championship belts and all women were vying for a shot at Forsaken Destiny! Let’s take a look at how this match came about!
[We cut to the ring where John Roe is standing in the centre with a wide smile on his face, his bald head shimmering in the light. The tag championship belts dangle above the ring, as stagehands line the entrance way and outside of the ring with ladders. John Roe brings the microphone to his mouth.]
John Roe: The following contest is a ladder match for the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Championship! The winner of this match will be the woman who retrieves the titles from their suspended state first!
["Shake ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly plays as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both wave to the crowd, both have their trademark big grins on their faces. Upon reaching the ring Carley slides off Courtney's back and both slide into the ring going to opposite corners where they wave to the crowd and shake their rear ends to the phrase 'shake ya tail feathers' both then meet in the center of the ring and remove their sunglasses and raise their arms into the air as pyro goes off behind them.]
John Roe: The following contest is a ladder match for the DU Tag Team Championships. Introducing the first team, from Los Angeles, California; at a combined weight of 230lbs, Carley and Courtney…BLONDE AMBITION!!!
[Carley and Courtney continue to dance for the audience when the lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. As Bloo walks out with Jinx by her side, Trixie stands in between them in the center. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Jinx head to the ring while Trixie wishes them luck and heads backstage.]
John Roe: Their opponents, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at combined weight of 229lbs, they the masters of the mist, they are Bloo and Jinx…GOOFY GOTHS!!!
[Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Bloo finds a young woman in the audience, she approaches her and leans over the barrier, kissing her on the lips leaving the fan’s lip with a blue shade, Bloo then winks at her and joins Jinx in the ring.]
["Hoshi No Koe" by Nobukaza Takemura plays on the PA system. Two criss crossing pyros fire off and then Keiko Nakamura walks out with a Japanese style mask with the face cut out, replaced with black mesh. Her bodyguard, RIOT, stands next to her and folds her arms, looking around the arena with her cross-painted face. The majority of fans boo them but Joshi Revolution seem unphased. Keiko and RIOT then begin to walk down to the ring, as Keiko looks focused and stares down her opponents.]
John Roe: And introducing team number 3, they hail from the nation of Japan; weighing in at a joint weight of 347lbs, Keiko Nakamura and RIOT Wanatabe…JOSHI REVOLUTION!!!
[Joshi Revolution enter the ring, as fans of Japanese wrestling throw paper streamers in the ring, RIOT stands with her arms folded as Keiko smiles at the streamers. Keiko then simply pumps her fist in the air before she then pulls off the mask. Suddenly, the lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.]
[The fans give a mixed reaction as Katrina emerges from the back, with Kristin in tow. Kristin then poses with Katrina and kisses her on the cheek, and heads backstage, with the ban on managers during this match. Katrina raises her arms in the air and poses for the audience, with the tag championship firmly around her waist.]
John Roe: Introducing the first of the champions, from New York City, New York; at a weight of 129lbs, representing the Occult…KATRINA!!!
[Katrina makes her way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina then stops at the bottom of the ramp, and raises an eyebrow to her opponents in the ring, and pats her championship belt, Katrina then looks back to the entrance way for the arrival of Lilith.]
[The arena drops to darkness, as the commentators silence and the fans begin to murmur in anticipation for the much-hyped arrival of Lilith. The opening of “Planet Hell” by Nightwish begins to play, and mist begins fill the arena as a line fire begins on the centre of the stage. On the video screens, the image of Lilith’s old face appears. The camera zooms in on her boils, warts and general hideousness, the music then suddenly begins to cut out and make static noise, like an old record scratching on a gramophone. There’s then a large explosion as Lilith’s old face explodes into thousands of pieces, and blood begins to pour from the bottom of the screens, flooding onto the stage and extinguishing the fire.]
[The tsunami of blood gushes off the stage. A bright white light then shines on the entrance curtain, as a silhouette figure then emerges from backstage and walks down to the edge of the stage. The opening rift of “Alone In My Room” begins to play. The bright light then darkens on Lilith’s body, starting from the feet up as her boots are revealed, and then her fashionable black jeans with chains hanging from them, and up over her belly which reveals a fashionable star stud. Lilith’s new red see through top is revealed, as she wears a black spaghetti top underneath which push-up her natural boobs and the tag championship belt shimmers on her shoulder. The light then stops on Lilith’s neck.]
[“Alone In My Room” then re-starts as the lights then reveal Lilith's brand new face, as she snarls to the audience, and her black mascara-smothered eyes scope the fans in the arena.]
John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Cherry Falls, Hell; at a weight of 252lbs, representing the Occult, she is the Demon Goddess...LILITH!!!
[Lilith then begins to walk down to the ring, as some fans gasp in the audience at her dramatic transformation. She nods to Katrina who smiles at her, Lilith then stops next to Katrina at the bottom of the ramp. Katrina then points at the other women in the ring, and then looks at her championship belt and shakes her head.]
JLT: Lilith looks amazing! I was not expecting at all!
Leah: She’s black! YAY!
[Lilith and Katrina then slide into the ring as the referee calls for the bell. The teams erupt into chaos, with Katrina and Jinx exchanging punches, Lilith and RIOT exchanging stiff shots and Keiko and Bloo locked in a tie-up. Meanwhile, the Monroes stand facing the crowd and pouting for pictures as they pull sexy faces. Keiko managed to pull Bloo into a side headlock but Bloo shoves her to the ropes and chases after her, Bloo then clotheslines Keiko over the top rope, as both Bloo and Keiko tumble to the outside of the ring.]
[Katrina and Jinx back each other into a corner, with Katrina getting the upper hand and nailing knife-edge chops to Bloo’s chest, as the fans “whooo!” along with the flesh-shattering blows. In the centre of the ring, Lilith and RIOT are still exchanging closed fists to each other’s faces. Both then pause for a minute and hold their faces from the blows, as Lilith stretches her jaw and RIOT stares blankly at her. Lilith then looks to her left to see Blonde Ambition posing for the audience, Lilith then looks at RIOT and both women nod to each other.]
[RIOT and Lilith approach the Monroes from behind, with each spinning a sister around. Lilith pulls Carley into a short-arm clothesline to knock her into the canvas and begins to stomp on her. At the same time, RIOT pulls Courtney into a fireman’s carry position on her shoulders and signals for the “RIOT Act” but Courtney manages to counter and land on her feet. Courtney then nails a soccer-style kick straight into RIOT’s crotch.]
Leah: Ouch! That’s right Courtney, make sure that fat bitch can’t have babies!
JLT: I think that’s called a “kick to the punani” in wrestling terms.
Leah: A what?!
[Courtney then begins to giggle wildly as RIOT stands with her arms crossed. Courtney then looks shocked as she notices her low-blow had no effect on the Japanese brute. RIOT then begins to approach Courtney in the corner, as the blonde backs into the turnbuckle.]
[Suddenly from behind, Katrina lifts Bloo into the air in a stratusfaction-style lift as Bloo lands on RIOT’s shoulders and rolls backwards with a hurricanrana, as RIOT backflips and smashes into the canvas. Bloo then stands over RIOT as Bloo and Katrina then begin to stomp onto her. Courtney then climbs onto the top turnbuckle, sitting and waving to the audience. Katrina spots her, and points to Lilith. The Occult then run towards Courtney in the corner, but Courtney leaps with a flying double clothesline taking the champions out.]
JLT: Each team in this match has their own special skill, and I think the Monroes will have to be their speed. The Occult certainly weren’t expecting that from Courtney!
Leah: Yeah, they thought it was too intelligent!
[On the outside of the ring, Keiko kicks Jinx in the mid-section and pulls her into a snap suplex, slamming her into the padded floor on the outside of the ring. Keiko then rolls to her feet and picks up a ladder, sliding it into the ring. Keiko then slides in and picks up the ladder, holding it across her chest. Keiko then spins the ladder as it catches Bloo in the face an knocks her down to the canvas. Keiko then stands in the centre of the ring as Carley Monroe runs towards her but Keiko spins the ladder to connect with her chest, knocking her down.]
[Keiko then stands in the centre of the ring, eyeing up Courtney Monroe whose dancing for the audience. Before Keiko can swing, Jinx comes from behind with a leg sweep, knocking Keiko down with the ladder landing on top of her. Jinx then grabs the ladder and begins to ram it into Keiko’s chest. Jinx then stands up to see RIOT charging towards her, Jinx ducks as RIOT thunders into Courtney Monroe, splashing her into the corner. Courtney falls to the canvas and rolls out of the ring as RIOT turns around, Jinx picks up the ladder and drives the end into RIOT’s stomach and uses it to shove her into the corner.]
Leah: RIOT needs to lose the weight!
JLT: Her weight is used to her advantage, she’s a brute, and it makes people scared of her. The Goofy Goths need to put on weight!
Leah: They need to get some sunlight! Look at how pale Bloo is!
[Jinx then props the ladder so she pins RIOT into the corner with it, as RIOT swings her arms trying to escape. Jinx then smiles, Jinx then stands on the opposite corner to RIOT and mimics her screaming “RIIIIIIOOOOT” and begins to run. Jinx runs up the ladder and plants a harsh dropkick to the face of RIOT as the fans “Ooh” at the brutal shot.]
Leah: That was a pretty cool move but Jinx just bent RIOT’s face!
JLT: Well Lilith knows a good plastic surgeon!
[Jinx then rolls off the ladder and regains her feet. On the outside of the ring, Katrina and Lilith have joined forces on the outside of the ring, as they stand on the ramp. They set up two ladders which are opposite each other and face the ring, Lilith then picks up another ladder and slides in the ring with it. Lilith then sets up the ladder underneath the title belts as Bloo comes from behind to the Demon Goddess, nailing her with shots to the back of the neck.]
[Bloo then pulls Lilith into a DDT and plants her in the canvas. Bloo then helps Jinx up and tells her to climb the ladder, as both Goofy Goths pick a side of the ladder and begin to climb for the championship belts. They reach half-up the ladder when Katrina comes from behind, she nails Bloo in the back. Katrina then climbs up onto the ladder, adjusting herself in a position under Bloo and leaps forward with a powerbomb, slamming Bloo into the canvas.]
JLT: Katrina just snapped Bloo in half! Katrina should be her element in this match, ladder matches are her specialty!
Leah: Well her other specialty was opening her legs and all that good her was some nasty-ass sex tapes and a divorce!
JLT: Well, she must be doing something right because she is the tag team champion!
[Katrina then rolls Bloo out of the ring, Katrina then helps Lilith to her feet as then turns to see Jinx at the top of the ladder. Jinx then stands and leaps forward, with a somersault from the top of the ladder and her back landing on top of the Occult, as all three women crash into the canvas. Carley Monroe comes back into the ring, as RIOT is still trapped in the corner. Carley then crawls up the ladder and perches on all fours, and begins to tickle RIOT’s face, and giggles.]
Leah: Look at that retard!
[RIOT’s unimpressed and uses her free hands to wrap around Carley’s throat and begins to choke her. Carley then tries to escape the choke but RIOT is trying to squish Carley’s neck. Keiko Nakamura comes back into the ring and pulls the ladder trapping RIOT. Keiko then holds the ladder as RIOT calmy walks to the centre of the ring, as Carley dangles in the air, still being choked.]
[RIOT then tosses Carley backwards as Carley spins around in the air and flies towards Keiko who nails her the edge of the ladder, knocking her harshly to the canvas. Keiko then sets up the ladder she’s holding next to the one already positioned under the title belts.]
JLT: Did you see that ladder hit Carley’s face! That was a horrible blow!
Leah: Joshi Revolution don’t wrestle “nicely” Leah, they’re from Japan! They’re Joshi!
[Keiko then begins to quickly scale the ladder, and reaches the top but Courtney Monroe runs into the ring and begins to shake the ladder. RIOT then screams into the air, frightening Courtney as she spins around, with her back against the ladder Keiko is standing on. Keiko then reaches up, with her fingertips grasping the championship belts.]
JLT: Keiko has the belt!
[RIOT then charges towards Courtney, who looks like a deer trapped in headlights as RIOT thunders towards her. RIOT then attempts a body splash to Courtney but Courtney is speared out of the way by Bloo. RIOT then collides with the ladder, making it fall sideways as Keiko holds on. The ladder hits the ropes and Keiko is sent flying out of the ring, she clips the barricade and lands on top of some fans in the front row. RIOT shakes off her collision from the ladder and turns around, Courtney and Bloo have joined forces and leap into the air with a double dropkick.]
[The move fails to knock RIOT off her feet. Courtney and Bloo then run to the ropes to try another double team move to RIOT but RIOT counters as Bloo and Courtney rebound from the ropes and swings with a double clothesline. Bloo ducks but RIOT almost beheads Courtney as she smashes into the canvas.]
JLT: The Monroe’s intelligence is costing them in this match!
Leah: The Goofy Goths look like they’re plotting something!
[Bloo then calls out to Jinx as both women stand next to each other, RIOT turns around and the Goofy Goths blast her in the face with a mix of blue and purple mist, completing their “Tye Dye” finisher. RIOT stumbles backwards and begins to claw at her eyes, which sting like hell. Bloo and Jinx then kick RIOT in the gut and pull her towards the ropes. Bloo then eyes the ladder construction /-\ behind her, as made by the Occult. Goofy Goths then pull RIOT into a double suplex and use their strength to hoist her into the air and over the ropes, as she slams onto the ladder and crashes through the ladders to the floor.]
JLT: Holy crap!
Leah: Brilliance!
[Goofy Goths then smile at their damage and turn around, only to see Katrina at the top of the ladder and reaching for the belts. The Monroes have found their feet too and are dancing for the audience on the turnbuckles, Bloo and Jinx then both begin to shake the ladder Katrina has scaled and try to shake her off but Katrina holds on.]
[Katrina then begins to climb down as Bloo and Jinx pull her down by her feet as she lands harshly on her front, and the Goofy Goths begin to stomp on her. Lilith has reached her feet too and stands in the centre of the ring, eyeing up what’s happening around her. In another apparent energy burst, Keiko Nakamura has found her feet as well. Keiko comes from behind to Lilith and pulls her into a waistlock, trying to German suplex her into the standing ladder.]
JLT: Here comes Keiko! Everyone is back to their feet! They all want to win these championships!
Leah: They do, Keiko is just feeling up Lilith’s sexy new body! That girlfriend represents!
[Lilith manages to grab Keiko’s hands and spins around, with Lilith’s hand grabbing Keiko’s throat in a chokeslam position. Lilith then snarls at Keiko and hoists her up into the air, and slams Keiko into the canvas from 6’7 feet high. Lilith then makes an piercing orgasmic scream. Carley and Courtney hear this and turn around, they then look at each other and pull superhero poses.]
[Both women then leap towards Lilith from their two respective turnbuckles, Lilith manages to catch both of them in a choke and hoists them both up into the air with a fierce double chokeslam. Lilith then turns towards Katrina whose getting hit in the gut with the end of a ladder by Bloo.]
[Lilith grabs Bloo by her hair as they let go of the ladder and it lands on top of Katrina. Katrina then shoves the ladder off her body as it slides away from her and lies near the ropes. Lilith then picks up Bloo and chokeslams her into the ladder on the floor.]
JLT: Lilith has gone crazy! She’s chokeslamming everyone in sight!
[Meanwhile, with all this chokeslam chaos. Jinx has managed to climb to the top of the ladder and is reaching for the championship belts, Lilith then climbs up the ladder on the opposite side as Jinx swings with fists, nailing Lilith in the top of her shaved head. Lilith reaches the top of the ladder as both women begin to exchange punches, Jinx then spits with her purple mist to the eyes of Lilith as Lilith tilters on falling off the ladder.]
Leah: This will not end well. Fact!
[Lilith then strikes like a python with her hand, and clenches it around Jinx’s throat. Lilith then lifts Jinx into the air and chokeslams her from the top of the ladder, as Jinx sails towards the floor and collides brutally with the canvas. Lilith then reaches up and stands on top of the ladder, fumbling from the mist, and finally snatches the championship belts.]
Leah: Jinx is dead! Did you see how far she fell?!
JLT: The Occult has won! The Occult retain the championships!
[Lilith then raises the belts in the air as “Alone In My Room” begins. Katrina then climbs up the ladder too, and calls out to Lilith. Lilith climbs down and kneels on the top step of the ladder, as Katrina kneels on the top step too and leans across to hug her partner.]
John Roe: The winner of this match and STILL Tag Team Champions…THE OCCULT!!!
[Both women their raise their championship belts in the air as Charmion, Kristin Wallace-Hudson and Alexander Dominguez make their way down the rap towards the ring, all applauding and with smiles on their faces. Katrina and Lilith their raise each other’s arm in the air, holding up the tag titles in the other hand, with grins on their faces.]
JLT: The Occult picked up the victory, they’ve defeated all the other teams in the division at the grandest stage of them all! What a match that was, so brutal, I’m applauding all eight women on their toughness in this match!
Leah: Lilith’s new face, bodies falling, colourful mist and turnbuckle dancing and all those ladies, this match was so eventful! I think I need to go lie in a dark room for 15 minutes now!
[We cut to the arena when “Brackish” by Kittie begins to play, and the fans rise to their feet with a barrage of cheers. Crystal walks out backstage, dressed in jeans and a black top, with her hair flowing as the Femme Fatale makes her stage return to Divas Unleashed in quite a while. Crystal walks to the edge of the stage and raises her arms as blue pyros erupt behind her, Crystal then giggles and points to fans who hold up “I <3 Crystal!” signs.]
[Crystal’s entrance is interrupted by “Make Over” by Christina Aguilera as Kaci Russell struts out from backstage, wearing a short blue dress with her brunette hair in curls. She waves to the audience, and stands next to Crystal with her hands on her hips, pouting for the audience. Crystal then nudges her and the two hug.]
[Crystal then speaks into her microphone.]
Crystal: Whoo! I told we were having a podium?!
Kaci: They left us! We have no podium!
Crystal: This is an outrage! Do you know how much I had to whore myself out just afford the plane tickets to fly here today? The back of those New York Taxi cabs were so dusty, my boogers were coming out of my nose like disco balls!
[Kaci shakes her head as suddenly the stage moves as a podium begins to mechanically move the stage around, as Crystal and Kaci move sideways too. Kaci steps off the moving stage and stands still, but Crystal is confused and keeps going.]
Crystal: Hey! Hey! Hey!
[The podium stops in front of Kaci, who then decides the new podium is enough to begin pouting and begins giving the audience some more serious pout action. Crystal then walks back around from the back of the stage, with a glass of champagne in her hand.]
Crystal: Oh honey, where did you go?
[Kaci shrugs.]
Kaci: Are you drunk again Crystal?
Crystal: Now honey, why would you say that? Of course I’m not! But you know they were yelling at me to hurry this thing up, we don’t have much time!
Kaci: Oh that’s right, the bars close at midnight on Sundays!
[Crystal then puts the microphone to her throat and begins to clear it, making “ahem” noises into the microphone. Kaci then sighs and interrupts her, as Crystal smiles and looks around the arena, pointing at people and making “Wow!” expressions.]
Kaci: Anyway! Crystal are I for one special reason, and that reason isn’t to get so spectacularly drunk, we’ve been asked here by Shane Rockford to present a very special Hall of Fame induction!
Crystal: YAY!
Kaci: We, being Hall of Famers outselves, are honoured to be here. And this induction actually means something, it’s not like they induct just anyone to these things, you have to be so uber-fabulous!
Crystal: Yes, honey, you do! I’m speaking from experience when I say the woman we’re inducting is just, totally bootyliciously fantabulous!
Kaci: That’s right, the woman we’re inducting into the Hall of Fame tonight IS…
[Crystal and Kaci both point to the video screens like they’re performing on a game show, as the camera zooms in. The arena drops to darkens, and a vignette begins to play. “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child blasts out of the speakers, and the image of the diva being inducted appears.]
[The image fades into a best of package, as we see highlights of Icenique’s Stripped Championship victory and her feud with Laura which allowed her the Unleashed Championship, alongside Icenique nailing her signature moves and having fun backstage, and various photoshoots. The vignette then fades out as Crystal shouts into her microphone.]
Crystal: ICENIQUE!!!
[Crystal and Kaci then join the audience in applause and wait several seconds as “No Problems” by Lil’ Scrappy hits the PA system and the fans cheer loudly for the arrival of Icenique, the Miami diva walks out with a stunned look on her face and hugs Crystal and Kaci, Kaci then hands Icenique a golden plaque, with the Divas Unleashed logo engraved.]
[Icenique then leans into the podium, and shakes her head.]
Icenique: Hell naw!
[Icenique laughs to herself, as many audience members laugh too.]
Icenique: This ain’t right? Wow this is a huge deal! Y’all better not be kidding because I’m just speechless right now! This is tight! Thank y’all! Y’all rock! I’ma cherish this! I can’t believe it! Thank y’all!
[Icenique the holds her plaque in the air as the audience cheers and Lil’ Scrappy fills the arena once again, Kaci and Crystal then escort Icenique backstage as we pan around the arena.]
JLT: Icenique is in the Hall of Fame! Good for her!
Leah: Finally the woman with a big ass gets the recognition she deserves!
[The camera cut
backstage and Tracee Nguyen is shown walking with her sister
Deanna. Tracee is already dressed for her match and ready. She
looks bright and confident and she opens up the bottle of water
she holds in her hands and takes a swig. She then closes it again
and continues through the hall.] Tracee: Man, I love Vegas. We should just stay
here permanently. No need to tour. This is definitely the place
to be. Deanna: Yeah, so don't get too
beat up in your match tonight because I want to spend another
night on the town as soon as you're through. Tracee: I'll see what I can do. I can't make you
any promises though because this match is for the Stripped
Championship. The second highest title in Divas Unleashed. I'm
going all out for it. No matter what I have to do I am going to
win that belt. That airhead Aphrodite doesn't deserve it anyway.
She doesn't even deserve a wrestling career. Deanna: She sure doesn't! And she thinks she's
so stylish when I have never seen anyone more tacky in my life!
Does she really think those metallic skirts and crap are cute?
She looks like a gel pen! Tracee: Oh, no. You can't say that about the
"model"! Deanna: Right. The "model". Tracee: Who I've never seen in anything before
she came to Divas Unleashed. I mean who did she model for?
Vanishing Magazine? I've never seen her in anything. Deanna: That's because the only person that
knows who Aphrodite is would be Aphrodite herself? Tracee: Exactly. [Just as they
turn the corner a long red carpet rolls out from the other end of
the hall and all the way to their side. Both Tracee and Deana
look down at it and then at each other. A short, balding and
obviously gay guy runs around clapping and snapping at people to
get out of the way. He is then followed by a few photographers.
Not too long after Aphrodite turns the corridor and struts down
the carpet with her eyes hid behind a pair of stylish shades and
her the Stripped Championship slung across her shoulder.] Tracee: Why are you wearing those, Aphrodite?
There's no sun in here. Although I know people sometimes confuse
it with your big head! [Aphrodite puts
up her hand and speeds past the two sisters, but Deanna sticks
out her foot and the model diva trips over it and tumbles to the
floor. Both Tracee and Deanna bursts into a fit of laughter as a
red faced Aphrodite stumbles to her feet.] Tracee: She is soooooo sorry, Aphrodite! She
didn't mean that. [Aphrodite
doesn't want to hear it. Almost in tears she steps into the face
of Tracee Nguyen. The two stare each other down for a few seconds
before Aphrodite takes a step back. Then suddenly, she slaps
Deanna hard across the face and speeds off with the photographers
creating a barrier between she and the sisters. Deanna lunges
after Aphrodite but Tracee holds her back.] Tracee: Don't worry about it! She'll get what's
coming to her tonight! Trust me.
Stripped Championship "Las Vegas" Match
JLT: We’ve got what promises to be a very interesting match in a “Las Vegas” match for the Stripped Championship as the reigning champion Aphrodite takes on the young challenger of Tracee Nguyen!
Leah: Yes, and Tracee attacked Aphrodite during a press conference which set up this match, however both women do have history from the time they both arrived in Divas Unleashed and lets hope that all comes out in this match! I’d love to see Aphrodite’s perfectly straight hair just get messed up by Tracee!
JLT: This is a “Las Vegas” match which means that all objects and symbols of Las Vegas can and will be used, of course the Stripped Championship always having a special stipulation attached to it! I’m sure that means lots of gambling items, maybe a roulette table to the head!
Leah: That’s right, anyway, in the beginning of the history of Aphrodite and Tracee, someone’s friendship got rejected, so lets take you back to how far back this fight goes!
John Roe: The following contest is a "Las Vegas" match whereby the winner must be declared by pinfall or submission, with all objects at the ring tables to be permitted for use against your opponent.
[As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude.]
John Roe: Introducing first, from Paris, France; at a weight of 125lbs, accompanied to the ring by Ruby, she is the defending Stripped Champion...APHRODITE!!!
[After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience.]
[The scene goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle, posing for the fans.]
John Roe: Her opponent and the challenger, hailing from the state of Texas; at a weight of 125lbs, accompanied to the ring by her sister Deanna....TRACEE NGUYEN!!!
[Aphrodite and Tracee Nguyen approach each other. The referee takes Aphrodite’s championship belt and holds it over his head to the camera, he then hands it to the ring announcer and calls for the bell. Around the ring there are number tables covered with white sheets, hiding the objects usable in this special stipulation match. Ruby exits the ring and tries to sneak a peak by the referee shoots her a look and she smiles.]
[Aphrodite pouts at audience members in the front row, with her hands on her hips and adopts different poses, acting like she’s in a photoshoot. Tracee then looks at Deanna, who stands leaning on the ring apron, and shrugs. After several more seconds of pouting, Tracee then nails a hard kick to Aphrodite in the stomach and grabs her arm, whipping her into the corner. Aphrodite hits the turnbuckle and bounces out as Tracee nails her with a running clothesline.]
[Aphrodite then sits up, holding her throat and climbs to her feet as Tracee approaches her and pulls her into a widow’s peak “South Texas Deathride” position, she signals for the move and hoists Aphrodite into the air but Aphrodite counters and lands on her feet behind Tracee. Aphrodite then runs to the ropes and bounces back, leaping into the air with a flying dropkick to connect to Nguyen and knock her down.]
JLT: If Tracee had nailed the South Texas Deathride I’m sure we would have had a new champion! That move is lethal!
Leah: Well it is called the *Death*ride. You wouldn’t expect it to be painless?
[Aphrodite then climbs to her feet again and runs to the ropes for a second time, she tries to dropkick Tracee again but she side steps and shoves Aphrodite’s feet away from her as the champion crashes into the canvas. Tracee then grabs Aphrodite by her neck and brings her to her feet, shoving her into the corner. Tracee then nails a knife-edge chop to Aphrodite’s chest, as the fans “Whoo!” as the sound of the flesh impact echoes around the arena.]
JLT: That’s going to leave a mark!
[Tracee then grabs Aphrodite by her blonde hair, she ruffles it with her hands as to mess it up and then grabs a chunk of it. Tracee then pulls Aphrodite to the centre of the ring and tosses her with a fierce hair mare as Aphrodite spins and slams into the canvas.]
[Aphrodite then rolls over onto her back and holds the roots of her beautiful hair, some of which has been ripped out. Tracee then bounces to the ropes and leaps into the air with a leg drop, landing perfectly across the French model’s neck. Tracee then rolls out of the ring, she calls her sister Deanna over and the two begin to pull the sheets of two tables. Underneath the sheets lie things representing Vegas, such as dice, playing cards, model monuments of famous buildings, slot machines, a neon sign which says “Vegas Rules!” and they all sit on top of a roulette table.]
JLT: Look at that! It’s a mini-replica of Las Vegas? How do they expect Aphrodite and Tracee to attack each other with those?
Leah: Easily? I’d love to break the Stratosphere over Aphrodite’s overrated ugly ass!
[Tracee then picks up a box of dice and puts them on the apron, pushing them into the ring. Tracee then picks up a portable slot machine. Tracee climbs back into the ring, setting down the slot machine in next to her. She picks up Aphrodite and nails her in the head with the box of dice, as Aphrodite stumbles backwards. Tracee then whips Aphrodite to the ropes, as she bounces back Tracee tips the dice on the ring canvas in front of the Parisian as Aphrodite slips on them and falls to her back, the dice digging into her.]
[Tracee then picks up the slot machine and raises it in the air, she then tries to slam it down onto Aphrodite but Aphrodite rolls out of the way and the slot machine collides with the canvas, denting it. Aphrodite then crawls to the corner and rests against it, Tracee runs towards her but Aphrodite boots her in the face, Tracee stumbles backwards holding her face. Aphrodite then crouches as Tracee turns around and Aphrodite nails her square in the face with a chick kick “Aphrodite Kick”.]
Leah: That was swear in the face! Aphrodite nearly took Tracee’s head off with that, she made need to call Ashlee Simpson and ask for a good nose surgeon!
[Aphrodite then leaps onto a cover, hooking the leg as the referee slides into position.]
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[Tracee kicks out.]
JLT: I’m sure Tracee wants to win this championship tonight, especially against Aphrodite. Let’s not forget the history these two women had when they were both starting out, Tracee couldn’t get rid of Aphrodite!
Leah: Oh yeah! She sprayed her with that perfume that she had a reaction to! That was hilarious!
[Aphrodite sits up and begins to check her make-up with Ruby as she looks on, Ruby gives her the thumbs up and Aphrodite smiles. Aphrodite then grabs Tracee by her hair and drags her to the corner. Aphrodite rams Tracee’s face into the top turnbuckle and then Aphrodite hops onto the top turnbuckle, she poses to the fans and pulls Tracee into a tornado DDT but Tracee counters halfway through the move and shoves Aphrodite across the ring. Aphrodite lands on her feet and brushes herself off, Aphrodite then runs towards Tracee but Tracee uses her momentum to hoist Aphrodite into the air and nail a flapjack.]
[Tracee then exits the ring and heads to another table with a sheet covering it, she pulls the sheet off it to reveal an array of Vegas-style items. This time it’s a wedding table, with a huge wedding cake, a framed divorce paper, a wedding chapel made out of a dolls house and a living breathing priest standing with a Bible in his hands and a smile on his face. Tracee is taken back by the priest.]
JLT: Don’t look him in the eyes Leah! You’ll burn!
[Aphrodite slides out of the ring behind Tracee and nails her in the back of the head, knocking her to the padded floor. Aphrodite then turns to the priest and snatches his Bible, she then shoves the priest over the barricade as he falls to the floor. Aphrodite then begins to read the Bible, which is paperback, as Tracee gets to her feet, Aphrodite then closes the book and nails Tracee in the head with it, knocking her down.]
JLT: I never thought I’d say these words in wrestling but, Aphrodite just nailed Tracee with the Bible!
Leah: And attacked a priest! She is so going to hell!
[Aphrodite then tosses the Bible into the crowd. She then asks a fan in the front row to take her picture as she poses and pouts, the fans takes it and then shows it to Aphrodite on his digital camera a she checks out her appearance and smiles, kissing the fan on the cheek. Aphrodite then turns around to see Tracee Nguyen standing on the top turnbuckle, Aphrodite gasps as Tracee leaps from the top rope to the outside of the ring, connecting with a hurricanrana and taking Aphrodite down into the floor on the outside of the ring.]
[Aphrodite lies against the barricade as Tracee Nguyen climbs to her feet. Tracee then picks up the wedding cake, as Deanna comes over and lifts up the bottom rope. Tracee slides the wedding cake into the ring, as it’s three stories high, in cake terms. Tracee then turns around but Aphrodite has picked up a bottle of her very own perfume and sprays Tracee in the eyes, blinding the Texan.]
[Aphrodite then grabs Tracee by her head and rams it into the “wedding table”, Aphrodite then picks up the wedding chapel dolls house and slams it onto the back of Tracee’s head, as Tracee falls backwards to the floor, holding her head. Aphrodite then rolls Tracee into the ring and quickly follows her in, crawling to a pin.]
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[Tracee gets her shoulder up.]
[Aphrodite then sits up with an annoyed expression on her face, she grabs Tracee by her hair and brings her to her feet. Aphrodite whips Tracee into the corner, Aphrodite then adjusts her hair before charging towards Tracee with a clothesline. Aphrodite then turns back to the ring and moves the wedding cake to the centre of the ring, and leans down, swapping a piece of the icing with her finger and tasting it, and making a “yummy face”.]
JLT: This is why I don’t like Aphrodite, she waists too much time! If she wasn’t so vain, I’d be a huge fan of hers!
Leah: That’s the reason you don’t like her? That’s kind of shallow.
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