Sunday 3rd June 2007
MGM Grand, Las Vegas, Nevada

[The opening credits of Divas Unleashed roll, the biggest pay-per-view of the year is underway as anticipation builds the world over. The credits end with the DU logo. The camera cuts to an skyline view from a helicopter of the Las Vegas strip, the bright lights and famous places providing an amazing back drop to the event. The helicopter then turns and begins to charge towards the MGM Grand hotel, swooping down near it and catching a sign which says "DIVAS UNLEASHED: FORSAKEN DESTINY 4" in lights on the side of the hotel.] [The camera cuts inside the arena as the fans cheer, trying to raise the roof off the arena and they thrust their signs into the air. The stage is designed in typical Las Vegas style, with two ace cards resting against each other, with the gap at the bottom forming the entrance way and the videowall resting on top of the cards. The cards have been accessorised in typical DU fashion, with pink dice hanging from them and various shiny silver coins mingling with each other like a wind chime.] [Suddenly, the opening riff to "Standing In The Way Of Control" begins to play. The two musicians of The Gossip appear on stage, rising up from underneath the stage on what looks like a casino betting table. From the skies of the arena, a balcony begins to move from one end of the arena to the other.] [The balcony's edges are covered in pink feather boas as inside the balcony stands the legendary Beth Ditto, wearing a short, tight red dress and her black and blonde hair flowing in a mini-bob, her huge boobs exposed for the world to see. She sings into her microphone.] Your back's against the wall There's no-one home to call You're forgetting who you are You can't stop crying It's part not giving in And part trusting your friends You do it all again And I'm not lying [Beth's balcony reaches the stage, as she opens the gate to it and steps out, walking forward in her high-heels and begins to dance from side to side, pointing at the audience as she sings soulfully.] Oh oh oh oh ohh Oh ohh Oh ohh Oh oh oh oh ohh Oh ohh [As the thumping of the chorus begins to play, Beth leaps up and down as small red dice behind to fall from behind the two cards, raining down onto the stage like a mini-hailstorm.] Standing in the way of control You live your life Survive the only way that you know. [Beth Ditto then begins to walk down the ramp, pointing at the fans and waving to them and singing some of the lines to them into her microphone, ignoring the brow of sweat on her forehead.] I'm doing this for you Because it's easier to lose And it's hard to face the truth When you think you're dying It's part not giving in And part trusting your friends You do it all again But you don't stop trying [Beth then walks up the ramp back to the stage, pretending she's a supermodel and walking with that Naomi Campbell strut.] Oh oh oh oh ohh Oh ohh Oh ohh Oh oh oh oh ohh Oh ohh [Beth then begins to bop to the music again on the stage, walking across the stage as the chorus comes along and more dice from behind the cards, this time they're purple. Beth sings into the microphone, giving it her all.] Standing in the way of control You live your life Survive the only way that you know [As the song ends, Beth raises her arms into the air, exposing her arm-pit hair as the crowd cheers her performance. She then takes a blow and smiles, standing on the stage as the camera then begins to pans around the arena, embarking on a sign-hunting spree as the fans realise this is their chance to get their handiwork shown and try to push others out of the way. The best signs are picked out by the director and beamed to the viewers at home. “Lily Is A LOSER!”, "Where's Candice Michelle?”, “Go Moira!”, “I love Sammantha's M&M's!” and “Bree better be here!” are the few selected. We cut to the commentary table, as Leah sits all glammed up, wearing a yellow dress and her hair braided backwards with diamond studs scattered in it. She smiles and then rolls her eyes, JLT frowns at her and nudges her. Leah nudges her back as JLT sits in a sparkling red dress, her hair flowing and looking like she's had it done professionally for the evening. JLT smiles at the viewers.] JLT: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Forsaken Destiny IV! We're coming to you live from the fantastic Las Vegas and we promise to bring you a cracking night of entertainment, we've got all your favourite divas, we've got great matches, we've got legends, we've got Desperate Housewives and apparently, we even have a Dame! Leah: Ugh, I hope Dame Barbara isn't returning. She was so annoying, always going on and on about the past. I swear she had alzheimers! That damn dinosaur! JLT: Well I haven't heard anything about her coming back but we're packing lots of surprises tonight so who knows? Maybe even Jesus himself will make an appearance, you just never know! Leah: Ooooh, Jesus is going to be here?! I want to get his autograph! Oh! And a picture with him for my MySpace! Can you imagine how much his autograph is going to go for on eBay? I'm going to be a millionaire, ha ha ha! JLT: It's just an example, Leah, you don't have to take everything I say so seriously. Leah: Okay then, if that's the case, why do you think people watch Tyra? Because there ain't nothing serious about that weave-wearing bitch! JLT: ...how does that even apply to what I was saying? Leah: I don't know, I just wanted to get a shot in at Tyra Banks. JLT: You're unbelievable, anyway, we have a great show lined up as all five DU championships are on the line and how awesome would it be if all titles changed hands tonight? Leah: Why? Do you know something? Is that what's going to happen? Man, Shane must of got a lot of sexual favours to be able to fix that up! JLT: Okay, why do you make my job so difficult? Leah: You're just jealous because I got nominated for an Emmy. Don't start hatin' on me because I'm the star of these team. I mean, look at Krysta Taylor? Where has that slut been?! I eclipsed that ho with my popularity! JLT: You got nominated for an Emmy now?! Leah: Yes, they give those out to...wrestling...people... JLT: Oh really? Well who is in your category? Who are you up against? Leah: God, some skanks. Well there's that Asian woman from Grey's Anatomy with the huge face...ummm...that idiot girl from the view who looks like a rabbit and loves George Bush! And OH! Julia Roberts, she's in my category but I mean come on, I am so going to beat her! Since she named her child after an STD, she has NOT been on the top of her game. I am so going to win. Oooh, I'm an Emmy winner! JLT: Leah! The Emmy's were in like March, you are such a liar! Leah: Don't start lashing out because you didn't get nominated. Honestly, some people are such haters! JLT: Whatever, let's just get on with the show. We're out of time to talk about the matches now, do you see what you did? Leah: Okay, we're out of time? WhatEVER Jamie! Do know how long I have been waiting for this show? I've had my hair done, I've done a guest spot on Will & Grace, I've adopted a baby from Namibia, I've watched the Scream trilogy, I've climbed to the top of Kilimanjaro and had lunch with the tribesman, I've laid down guest vocals on Kingston Rossdale's upcoming album, I've been nominated for Emmy...SO WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME! Grudge Match Katrina vs. Lilith JLT: We’ve got Lilith and Katrina kicking things off as they put an end to their bitching and fight out all the grudges from when they teamed together as The Occult! Leah: That’s right, Katrina finally decided to get back into the ring after Lilith “injured” her before. I bet she just wanted to con some free time out of the management, she’s the type to do something like that! JLT: Well, The Occult were together for a pretty long time so I think Katrina and Lilith must know each other inside out and we’re in for a great wrestling match. It’s going to be hard for them to outsmart each other so I think it’s impossible to predict a winner tonight! Leah: Katrina’s so un-tanned, have you noticed? She should start hanging out with Meggie, get a bit of colour on her. JLT: Will you shut up? I’m trying to do some analysis here! Leah: Aww, remember last year when Lilith unveiled her face? She was bitchin’ then. She knew that going black was the way to go, I was so shocked, honoured and proud! JLT: Katrina has miles more experience than Lilith though, Lilith has been wrestling for a while but Katrina’s practically a trainer now. I wonder if Katrina will out wrestle Lilith tonight, I mean, after all, it is a wrestling match! Leah: A what now? [The arena drops to darkness and the spooky opening sounds from the beginning of “Charlie Big Potato” by Skunk Anansie begin to play, accompanied by the music video which displays shots of cockroaches and overflowing baths. As the guitar rift takes over, the lights suddenly resume and Lilith rises up from laying on her back on the stage. She rises up and stands like Christ, her arms stretched out into a crucifix position. Lilith then smiles demonically, looking around the arena.] [Lilith then moves both of her arms upwards from the crucifix position at the same time and as she does, a swarm effect appears on the stage, using special effects to recreate a swarm of insects, circling like a mini-tornado. In the eye of the swarm, Kristina and Morrigan emerge from underneath the stage on either side of her. Kristina stands with her eyes closed, hugging herself and gently rocking herself backwards and forwards while Morrigan posers, her hand on her hip and stares blankly around the arena.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from the Depths of Hell, she weighs in at 210lbs, accompanied to the ring by Kristina and Morrigan and representing Angels of Death...LILITH!!! [Lilith then drops her arms completely as the swarm ends and Angels of Death begin to walk down towards the ring, with Lilith leading the way. They ignore any fans advances and head straight towards the ring with Lilith sliding under the bottom rope. Kristina then climbs up onto the turnbuckle and perches in her usual style and Morrigan does the same on the opposite turnbuckle, placing hands on her hips and gently smiling.] [The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.] Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow. Toast the champagne cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow. If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day. You want me to play you, best bring your brain. You best bring your money. [Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Alex and Kristin in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from New York City, New York; at a weight of 129lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by Alexander Dominiguez and Kristin Wallace-Hudson...KATRINA!!! [Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Kristin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.] [The referee calls for the bell as Katrina and Lilith both stare at each other. They start to walk towards each other, keeping their gaze as Lilith then quickly swings for a clothesline but Katrina ducks. Lilith then swings in the opposite direction, trying to nail the back of Katrina’s head but Katrina ducks again and drops to the floor. Lilith turns to face Katrina and Katrina tries to boot her in the stomach with her feet but Lilith catches her feet.] [Lilith then hoists Katrina up into a powerbomb position but Katrina counters, pushing herself up on Lilith’s head and swinging around to land behind Lilith. Katrina then tries to nail a school boy but Lilith hits the canvas and rolls backwards with a forward roll. Lilith then hits the ropes and bounces back, trying to nail Katrina in the face with a big boot but Katrina ducks and sweeps the other leg of Lilith, knocking her down onto her back on the canvas.] [Some of the fans applaud at the move-scouting as both women stare at each other, Katrina then hits the ropes and bounces back, charging towards Lilith but Lilith finds her feet and slams Katrina down into the mat with a powerslam. Lilith then has an idea to try something different and heads to the corner as Katrina holds her back from the impact, Lilith climbs to the top rope.] JLT: What is Lilith doing? This is out of character for her! Leah: Maybe she heard Katrina's ex was a superhero and now she wants to be one too? She wants to fly! [Lilith then leaps off the top rope with a flying elbow and manages to connect to the chest of Katrina. Lilith then hooks the leg for a pinfall.] [1] [2] [Katrina gets her shoulder up.] [Lilith then brings Katrina to her feet and whips her into the corner. Lilith then approaches Katrina and swings to nail her with a stiff kick to the chest but Katrina catches her foot and spins out of the corner, taking Lilith to the canvas with a dragon screw-style leg takedown. Katrina keeps her hold on Lilith’s foot and then tries to lock in her ‘Boo Boo Kitty Fuck’ STF submission.] [Lilith fights the submission, she overpowers Katrina and rolls onto her back with Katrina falling on top of her. Lilith then grabs Katrina by the face and sinks her teeth into her cheek, biting her former partner. Katrina immediately pulls backwards and stands, feeling the grooves left from Lilith’s cheek on her soft skin.] [Lilith then rolls out of the ring to the outside, as Morrigan and Kristina watch her and ready to attack. Lilith stands on the outside and looks up but Katrina charges towards her, leaping over the top rope with a plancha dive and lands on top of Lilith, as both women crash to the padded floor.] [The fans cheer the high-flying move as Katrina quickly finds her feet, she grabs Lilith by her bald head, bringing her to her feet and drags her towards the ring apron. Katrina then rams Lilith’s head into the apron and uses it like a basketball, bouncing it along the apron until she reaches the ring post. Katrina then lifts Lilith’s head and rams it into the ring post.] [Katrina then eyes the steel steps lying next to the corner. Katrina then hops onto the apron, sitting on the edge of the ring. She grabs Lilith’s head and pulls her into a front face lock. Katrina then pushes forward, swinging around Lilith’s body and attempting a tornado DDT but Lilith suddenly counters, grabbing Katrina by the neck and hoisting her into the air and slamming her down onto the steel steps with a chokeslam!] [Katrina grabs her back as Lilith pulls Katrina back up to her feet. Lilith then lifts Katrina into a fireman’s carry before launching her face first into the edge of the canvas, causing Katrina’s head to bounce backwards before falling onto the black mats under the ring.] JLT: Lilith really wants to hurt Katrina tonight! Leah: I hope Lilith messes Katrina up so much, that Katrina will have to go through all of that surgery that Lilith did to become beautiful. Maybe then she’ll stop making surgery jokes! [Lilith grabs Katrina again, but Katrina quickly counters with an uppercut. As Lilith stumbles back, Katrina quickly charges and spears Lilith into the steel steps! Katrina slides back into the ring as Lilith gets up on the outside. As Lilith gets on the apron Katrina quickly charges towards her but Katrina is met with a fist to her face. Katrina stumbles back momentarily, but then quickly spins around again towards Lilith with a roundhouse-like kick that sends Lilith into the turnbuckle post. Katrina then climbs up the turnbuckle and pulls Lilith up the turnbuckle on the outside. Katrina starts pulling Lilith in what looks to be a suplex into the ring. She tries lifting Lilith, but is unable to, and Lilith starts lifting Katrina instead!] JLT: It looks like she’s trying to hit Hellish Nightmares! That would break Katrina’s neck! Leah: Ooooh, goody! Go Lilith! [Katrina’s feet are nearly over her entire body before she swoops down, switching the momentum of their bodies and sends Lilith flying off the turnbuckle into the ring with the suplex! Katrina quickly covers.] [1] [2] [Lilith kicks out and Katrina starts climbing the turnbuckle, waiting for Lilith to arise. As Lilith turns Katrina flies across the ring with a body press, which Lilith reverses into a body slam! Lilith covers.] JLT: Here we go! [1] [2] [Katrina kicks out, but Lilith grabs Katrina’s shoulder and slams it back into the mat.] Leah: They keep countering! They’re like two angry lesbians trying to get on top of each other! JLT: …what?! [1] [Katrina breaks free again and Lilith, frustrated by Katrina’s resistance, grabs Katrina around the throat. Katrina begins choking but then rolls her legs back to her face and then wraps them around Lilith’s head! Katrina then uses her legs to force Lilith’s face into the mat, putting Lilith in a modified sleeper hold. After thirty seconds of Lilith in the hold, Lilith begins moving towards the ropes, dragging Katrina along the mat with her.] [Lilith reaches the ropes and Katrina reluctantly breaks the hold. As Lilith gets to her feet, Katrina kicks Lilith in gut a few times, and then sends Lilith into the cornerwith an irish whip. Katrina runs after Lilith and spears Lilith as she reaches the corner. Katrina takes a few steps back and then runs up Lilith’s body in an attempt to do a hurricanrana takedown, but Lilith simply turns and plants Katrina on the top rope! Lilith then climbs up but Katrina reverses into the Royal Decree! Katrina covers!] JLT: Katrina nailed it! [1] [2] [Lilith gets her shoulder up at the last moment, and Katrina wastes no time in pulling Lilith up into a sitting position and applying the Kat’s Klaw! Lilith gets in a few punches to Katrina’s face however and Katrina releases the hold. Lilith then rolls back and kicks Katrina in the face with a vicious boot kick! Katrina falls backwards into the ropes and Lilith gets to her feet. Katrina runs full force at Lilith and ducks Liliths’ clothesline. Katrina grabs Lilith by the back of the head and signals for the Kat Kall, but not before Lilith quickly reverses into a twisting neckbreaker.] JLT: Lilith counters! Leah: This is like one of those Jackie Chan movies where all the Asians have each other scouted. They’re so crafty, those Asians. [Lilith then pulls Katrina back up to her feet and grabs her by her hair. Lilith then runs over to the corner and bashes Katrina’s head into the turnbuckle! As Lilith proceeds to the next corner with Katrina’s hair still in hand and bashes Katrina’s face again. As Lilith moves to the third corner in her Dance With The Devil, Kristin & Alexander begin yelling at the referee to release Katrina. Morrigan & Kristina then walk around the corner and stare at Kristin. Kristin makes the ‘you wanna start something’ motion, and Alexander steps up to Kristin.] [Lilith sees what is taking place outside, and with the referees attention on them, Lilith begins biting down on Katrina’s wrist! Katrina begins screaming as the referee turns and tries to break Lilith from her Cyrosa move. Katrina then bites Lilith’s ear! Lilith releases Katrina, but Katrina keeps biting Lilith!] Leah: Who does she think she is? Mike Tyson? [Lilith falls to her knees, and elbows Katrina in the gut. This makes Katrina’s mouth clamp down harder on Lilith’s ear, and she bites the tip off!!!!!] JLT: Oh my god! Leah: She IS Mike Tyson!!! [Katrina, who is disgusted, spits out the piece of ear and starts spitting and clawing at her mouth as Lilith looks in wonder as she feels her ear and sees the other piece of her ear on the mat. Lilith picks up the bloody piece and marvels at it, as Kristin hands Katrina a bottle of water and she begins washing her mouth out. The crowd is in a frenzy from of the sight, and blood begins to run down Lilith’s cheek and neck. Kristin motions to Katrina, and Katrina takes advantage of the distraction and grabs Lilith by the back of the head and hits the Kat Kall!!! Katrina covers.] JLT: Lilith is in shock and Katrina is capatalising! Leah: Yeah, after GNAWING her opponent! [1] [2] [Lilith kicks out, and Katrina gets to her feet. Lilith then throws her ear piece in Katrina’s face! Katrina gets grossed out and falls into the corner and Lilith charges at her. Katrina kicks Lilith in the face, and Katrina gets on the top rope and hits a tornado DDT! Rather than cover Katrina quickly heads up the top rope again, and signals for the Kat’s Eye! The crowd gets behind her as Morrigan grabs Katrina’s foot to prevent her from jumping. Katrina kicks Morrigan off the apron, and then Kristina grabs Katrina’s other foot. Kristin however has a chair in hand and chases Kristina away, but the distraction worked out well as Lilith was now up and she shakes the top rope causing Katrina to land crotch first on the turnbuckle! Lilith then ascends the corner and then lifts Katrina, before hitting a fisherman’s suplex, her signature Ashes to Ashes!] JLT: Lilith seems more aggressive and even more intent on hurting Katrina now! Leah: She’s going for a pin! [1] [2] [Katrina kicks out but Kristin was ready with the save, with her chair still in hand. Lilith sees this and slides out of the ring. Kristin gets behind Alexander but Morrigan and Kristina suddenly throw a net over the duo and then push them over. They then pull the net up the ramp, as Lilith turns to see Katrina moonsault onto Lilith from the turnbuckle!!! Katrina lands hard on her head, and managed to kick Lilith’s ear, causing more blood to run down her face and neck. It takes a few moments for both women to regain their composure as Lilith starts licking her own blood off of her hands. Katrina rolls her eyes and gets in the ring as Lilith follows. The two women then stare each other face to face, as Katrina suddenly kicks Lilith in the gut and goes for a DDT. Lilith reverses and lifts Katrina over her, but Katrina pivots and slides off Lilith’s back and then attempts a backwards suplex. Lilith then turns reverses the move into a forward suplex, but not before Katrina cradles Lilith into a pin!] JLT: We have a roll-up! [1] [2] [Lilith breaks free and both women jump to their feet. Katrina runs against the ropes and dodges Lilith’s boot before bouncing back with a hurricanrana! Lilith gets to her feet. Katrina drop kicks Lilith and then as Lilith bounces off the ropes she whips her into the ropes across the ring. Lilith dodges Katrina’s clothline, and then kicks Katrina in the gut, and lifts Katrina into a suplex, and then signals for Hellish Nightmares!!! Katrina teeters as she tries to reverse, but can’t escape. She finally gets frantic and her feet nearly touch the mat, but before they can reach, Lilith sends Katrina back up, in a huge show of strength.] [Katrina however has had enough and twists her body, causing her to land behind Lilith. She shoves Lilith into the corner and after bashing Liliths’ face repeatedly into the turnbuckle, climbs up it. Lilith then head butts Katrina! Katrina teeters backward and Lilith then lifts Katrina up as she climbs the turnbuckle and nails a devastating Hellish Nightmares from the top rope!!! She covers.] JLT: Lilith nailed Helish Nightmares! It’s got to be over now!! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Lilith won! Lilith beat Kat! John Roe: Here is your winner…LILITH!!! [Lilith grabs her ear off the mat and proceeds to the back as Kristin & Alexander are seen running down the ramp to Katrina.] Leah: See! Even losing an ear didn’t phase the Demon Goddess! JLT: I can’t believe Katrina did that, Katrina may have lost the match but she left permanent damage! Leah: I hope Lilith sues her! [We enter Janine Johnson's locker room to find her father watching one of his old wrestling matches as Janine is in the shower area preparing for her match] Aaron: Hurry it up Janine. Your match is in a few minutes. Janine: I'm ready dad. [Janine walks out wearing an orange and black version of her usual attire] Janine: What do you think, daddy? Aaron: Um, Janine... it ain't Halloween. Where'd you get that? Janine: It was a gift. Aaron: A gift? From who? [Just then, a knock at the door interrupts their conversation. Aaron walks over to the door] Aaron: Who's there? ???: Straightjacket delivery! Aaron: Straightjacket delivery? Wait a minute, I know that voice... [Aaron opens the door to find an old in-ring rival and out-of-ring friend, Rocko, standing there with a straightjacket slung over his shoulder] Rocko: Trick or treat! Aaron: Rocko! I havn't seen you in a long time. How's it been man? [Aaron and Rocko give each other a high-five] Rocko: Eh, alright. I see Janine got the attire I sent her. [Aaron turns to Janine, who simply smiles at him] Janine: You have Rocko's number on speed dial dad. He and I have actually been planning this for weeks. After all, it's Forsaken Destiny! DU's biggest show of the year! Rocko: I sent her the Halloween attire, got a straightjacket to use for the match, and I even got her theme music for the night set up with the sound guys. Aaron: Theme music? Rocko: She wanted to go out to "Stitches" since it's the Asylum theme. Aaron: Heh, so Janine's an honorary inmate in Asylum then? Janine: Yup. Aaron: Well Janine, if you're gonna be an inmate, you need one more thing to complete the look. [Janine looks confused at the statement] Janine: What's that, daddy? Aaron: The Asylum facepaint. Rocko: And luckily, I brought the paint with me. Aaron: I think she'd like Jersey's look. The theatrical comedy face. [Janine smiles] Janine: Sounds good to me. Rocko: Alright, give me a few minutes to apply it. Aaron: Make it quick Rocko. Her match is in a few minutes. Rocko: Got it. [Rocko begins painting Janine's face as Aaron smiles. He grabs the straightjacket and slings it over his shoulder] Aaron: No doubt about it. Tonight, the inmates are running the Asylum. [We fade back to ringside] Straightjacket Match Janine Johnson vs. Kristina JLT: Up next, we have Janine Johnson looking to gain a measure of revenge against Kristina, a woman who has been haunting her and making her life a misery for the last few months! Kristina really does need to be locked up in a straightjacket, she’s not right! She’s just evil and demented! Leah: My kind of girl. Come on, Kristina is just a little unusual, she’s not evil. I mean, let’s not ignore the facts here Jamie. Kristina likes to laugh a lot so that shows a zest for life. Her hair is green, that shows she takes pride in her appearance. She’s apart of Angels of Death, that shows she enjoys social interaction and friendly company. And what is SO wrong with that? JLT: The fact she’s been trying to ruin Janine’s life?! These two battled at Every Bitch But Me last year when they were locked in a steel cage and tonight, one woman will be locked up in the straightjacket and I hope it’s Kristina! Leah: Why do you want to Janine to win so much? She’s so, dull and kinda sutty! JLT: She’s not! She’s a young up and comer and she’s really proving herself, she doesn’t need someone like Kristina trying to mess with her head! Janine has a lot of promise you know, she could go far but she needs to overcome her demons in the form of Kristina and maybe quite literally with Angels of Death! Leah: Yeah, Kristina has the advantage of having AIDs! JLT: WHAT?! Leah: Angels In Death, silly! JLT: It’s Angels OF Death! Leah: I know… [The camera cuts to John Roe and the referee in the ring. The referee is holding a straightjacket in his hands and showing it off to the crowd. The referee hands the straight jacket to a stagehand who puts it onto a pile of straight jackets scattered around the ring.] John Roe: The following match is a straight jacket match. To win the following contest, you must place your opponent within the straight jacket and lock the padlock on the back of the jacket before being declared the winner. ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her carrying a blue steel chair with TFO on the seat in white letters.] Leah: It appears that incestuous pedophile and his raped-since-she-was-sixteen daughter are on their way to the ring. JLT: God, you really hate him don’t you. Leah: My dad would kick my ass if I wore that panty outfit in front of him. JLT: Your dad would probably like it too. John Roe: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 132lbs, accompanied to the ring by Aaron Johnson and representing The Tradition...JANINE JOHNSON!!! [They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine then goes towards the steps as Kristina runs out from behind the ramp with a chair in her hand! Janine’s father sees Kristina running and pushes Janine out of the way before blocking Kristina’s chair shot with his own blue chair! Kristina then launches her chair at Aaron Johnson’s gut, making him double over, before kicking him in the face. Kristina then turns towards Janine and is met with a missle dropkick by Janine from the stairs!] JLT: Did you see how valiant Aaron was?! Leah: Didn’t want his precious “piece” getting injured… [Kristina finds her feet, as Janine brings Kristina into the ring and the bell rings. A straight jacket is in every corner and four heavy padlocks hang from the ring posts. Janine slides into the ring and Kristina starts stopping on Janine’s back viciously while a sick smile fills her face.] JLT: Well obviously Kristina needs to be in a straight jacket. Leah: I wonder if Janine’s father has put her in one before… you know, the live it up a little? JLT: Would you focus!? [Kristina brings Janine to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Janine bounces back as Kristina picks her up with a flapjack move, causing Janine to fly throat first onto the top rope and choke herself. As she grabs her throat and makes her way back to her feet, Kristina nails a running clothesline!] Leah: Oww! That was vicious! JLT: I think Kristina wants retribution for Janine’s near win at Every Bitch But Me. [As Janine gasps for breath on the floor, Kristina goes to the corner and grabs one of the straight jackets. She walks back and starts putting the open part of the jacket over Janine’s head.] JLT: I think that is the wrong way… [As the straight jacket gets to Janine’s shoulders, she kicks Kristina in the gut and pulls the jacket off her head. As Kristina stays doubled over, Janine wraps her legs around Kristina’s head and twists quickly, hitting a modified hurricanrana and lays Kristina on her back. Janine moves quickly to her feet and hits a leg drop on Kristina’s throat. Janine gets back to her feet and runs across the ring, awaiting Kristina to rise up. Kristina gets to her feet and Janine runs and attempts a hurricanrana that Kristina quickly reverses into a sidewalk slam!] JLT: It’s back and forth with these two! Leah: Ew. Oh, you mean Kristina & Janine. JLT: Are you envious she’s getting her dad’s attention or what? [Both women find their feet, Janine and Kristina stand as they both run towards each other but Kristina leaps into the air with a knee to the face to Janine. Janine stumbles backwards, but then out of no where runs up to Kristina and hits the Fantastic Flip!!!] JLT: Ouch! [Janine slowly moves to he feet and then seeing the opportunity, runs to the turnbuckle as the crowd cheers her on. Janine signals for the Swandive, but Kristina jumps up and jumps onto the ropes, causing Janine to fall crotch first on the turnbuckle. Outside the ring, her father signals for her to use the padlock behind her, but Kristina has already begun to ascend the turnbuckle. Kristina begins to choke Janine and then seeing the padlock, picks it off the turnbuckle. Just as she is about to smash Janine in the head with it, Janine punches Kristina in the guy and shoves her off the turnbuckle. Janine quickly spins around and leaps off to perform a moonsault onto a standing Kristina, but Kristina catches her! Kristina immediately charges into the turnbuckle while holding Janine and puts her in a tree of woe!] Leah: Oh crap! Janine is having flashbacks from her dad’s drinking binges! JLT: I seriously doubt that… oh my god, Kristina is shoving the padlock down Janine’s throat!!! Leah: This is turning into porn for me. [As Kristina shoves the padlock into Janine’s mouth, Aaron begins shouting at Kristina. Kristina pays no attention to him and starts kicking Janine in the gut, as Janine finally spits the padlock out of her mouth. Kristina then turns across the ring, and then runs back, looking to dropkick Janine in the head!] Leah: Oh! Not the face! [At the last instant, Janine lifts herself up to the top of the turnbuckle and then as Kristina gets up, she leaps off and performs a backflip and hits an X-factor!!! The crowd goes while after the maneuver and Janine’s father hands her a straight jacket!] JLT: That must’ve hurt! Leah: Why must they crush their faces?! [Janine then pulls the straight jacket and gets Kristina’s hands in them, but not before Kristina rolls over and DDT’s Janine! Kristina takes off the straight jacket and starts to put it on Janine, and manages to wrap the arms behind Janine’s back while she lies on the ground!] JLT: Kristina’s only got to lock Janine up to win this!! Leah: Where did all the padlocks go? [Kristina looks around, and suddenly sees Aaron has all 4 Padlocks in his hands. He holds them up to Kristina, who starts gritting her teeth in anger. She runs out of the ring towards Aaron, and Aaron quickly runs around the steps. As Kristina chases Aaron, she suddenly looks into the ring to see Janine, straight jacket on and all, flying out of the ring and nailing her with a body press!!!] JLT: Janine nailed Kristina with that one!! [Aaron grabs a straight jacket out of the ring but before Janine can try to put it in Kristina, Kristina spears Janine into the stairs!!! Kristina then drags Janine, straight jacket and all, up the steps by her hair and then onto the turnbuckle!!! Janine’s back faces the ring as Kristina latches on the Hand Of Fate!!!] JLT: Oh no, is this going to be a repeat of Every Bitch But Me? Leah: Have you noticed how many things Janine has had in her mouth thanks to Kristina… and her dad? [It looks as if Kristina is going to leap off into the ring with a body slam while holding Janine’s mouth in the mandible claw hold, but then Kristina starts screaming! Janine appears to be biting down as hard as she can on Kristina’s hand!!!] Leah: Whoa… looks like Janine has, for once, decided to not play by the rules! [Kristina breaks the hold, and Janine kicks her in the gut, and suddenly nails the Shooting Star Piledriver!!! Kristina lays motionless on the mat.] JLT: Did you see that?! Leah: Oh my god! [Janine wastes no time ripping her straight jacket off and then putting it on Kristina. Her father tosses her a padlock and after wrapping the arms around Kristina twice, latches them together in the back and the bell is sounded.] JLT: She did it! Leah: That crazy B is finally locked up! John Roe: Here is your winner…JANINE JOHNSON!!! [Janine lifts her arms in victory and her dad slides into the ring. Kristina is now moving and noticing the straight jacket on her, starts flipping out and screaming. Janine leaves the ring and Kristina rolls out, biting at the fans on the side of the ring as they boo her.] Leah: Time for your victory lay Janine! Daddy’s ready for you! JLT: Would you quit? *Linda Ragnal is walking towards the arena area, circling her arms to prepare for her big match tonight. Suddenly, she halts, as she sees Noriko Lee stand in front of her.* Noriko: Well well, if it isn't the water girl... Linda: Noriko...long time no see. You know I still have a scar from the first time we met, right? Noriko: I have that affect on people. Though, I think Morrigan gave me one last week. Linda: Right, that...demon thingy...in all honesty, I don't see her as a threat. Noriko: I know, that whole stable... They're all a bunch of jokes. I can not wait to go out there and get an easy pinfall on her. Linda: I think you mean you can't wait for ME to get a fall over her. Noriko: Hmmm... Nope, I meant it when I said the pinfall would go to me. Linda: Right...keep telling yourself that. Just know something, Noriko. I respect you more than a lot of the girls here...doesn't mean I'll be soft on you. Noriko: Well, while I do admire you for you losing all that weight Linda. I am sorry to say that after I walk away with my title in one hand and my singapore cane in the other. You may just go back home and drown yourself in food and bring back those pounds you lost. Linda: Right, keep telling yourself that. "Little Linda's not good enough to beat me. Booo-hooo. She'll just go home and bake enough cookies to outweigh Pamela Anderson's breasts." Forget it, Noriko. I have a spirit, and it won't be broken. Noriko: Your spirit can't be broken, but I can still crack that pretty little head of yours. Linda: I'd love to see you do just that, Noriko. Then again, it doesn't take much to crack a skull up, you know. Even the softest headbutt can damage your head. Noriko: You know, you play the whole Water thing so much, I think you have Water on the Brain. Linda: Cute. Points for originality, Noriko. Just remember something...when I'm the one standing tall with the Askai title, the tide...will always flor for me. *On that, Linda holds out her arm, as if to shake with Noriko.* Linda: Good luck. *Noriko smiles and goes ahead and shakes Linda's hand.* Noriko: Yeah, good luck to you too. *Linda smiles, then lets go of the shake, and heads off.* Linda: See you there. Grudge Match Crystal Hilton vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: We have Crystal Hilton and Yuku Shiro going toe to toe next and this should be an interesting match! This whole thing started a couple of weeks ago when Caitlin Fairchild and Yuku Shiro were backstage and being mean to Holly Wentz and Crystal came to Holly’s defense! Leah: See, she’s such a saint. JLT: Well she paid a price for that! Caitlin then came to the ring and carried out an assault on Crystal orchestrated by Yuku! Crystal was lucky not to have her neck broken! Leah: That’s right but then Crystal and Holly, not lesbians by the way, they bounced back and tonight, it’s one on one and Crystal’s going to win! She’s going to kick Yuku’s ass all the way to Timbuktu! JLT: It’s really astonishing to see you showing such love for a diva, I thought you hated everyone? Leah: Well you know who I do have? Yuku. Her with her Asianness and all the titles she’s won, she makes me so damn mad! Thinking she’s so great, well she ain’t! She ain’t no Crystal! [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. Linda Ragnal appears at her side. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, hailing from Long Island, New York; at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied by Linda Ragnal and representing The Oceanics...CRYSTAL HILTON!!! ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Caitlin Fairchild towers behind her, following her like a bodyguard. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 150lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by Caitlin Fairchild, the Queen of Queens...YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] [The referee calls for the bell as Yuku Shiro stands in her corner, she looks Crystal up and down and then smiles slighty. Crystal’s eyes narrow as both women approach each other, Yuku then raises her hand into the air for a test of strength as she looks down on Crystal. Crystal then accepts the challenge, pushing their palms together but Crystal yanks Yuku towards her and plants her in the canvas with a powerslam style move and begins to nail Yuku in the face with right hands.] JLT: I bet Yuku wasn’t expecting that! Leah: Go girl! [Yuku manages to shove Crystal backwards off her as Crystal rolls to her feet and hits the ropes, a stunned Yuku stands to her feet as Crystal bounces back and leaps into the air, nailing Yuku in the face with a flying elbow. Yuku stumbles backwards but not over as Crystal then swings attempting a ‘Lights Out’ chick kick but Yuku ducks.] [Yuku then stands behind Crystal and pulls her into a waistlock, trying to German suplex her but Crystal counters with elbow shots to the face of Yuku. Crystal then counters into a Russian leg sweep but Yuku counters her once again, she spins around and uses Crystal’s momentum against her to nail an STO-style move into the mat.] JLT: Nice counter from Yuku, she loves those high impact moves! She really likes to give her an opponent a hard time in the ring! Leah: Well duh! [Yuku then quickly covers.] [1] [2] [Crystal kicks out.] Leah: I knew she would do that! [Yuku then leans down and nails Crystal with some stiff punches to the face, striking her on the nose and chin. Yuku then yanks Crystal up and whips her into the corner. Yuku follows up with a running shoulder block to the chest, driving Crystal’s body into the corner. Yuku then pulls Crystal forward and bends her over the second turnbuckle so her head is facing the ring post. Yuku then climbs to the top rope and sits.] [Yuku leans down and grabs Crystal by the stomach and hoists her up into a powerbomb position. Yuku then stands up on top turnbuckle as Crystal tries to counter by punching Yuku’s head but Yuku leaps forward, planting Crystal in the mat with a high impact sit-out powerbomb.] JLT: Did you see that?! I don’t know how Crystal didn’t go through the ring! Leah: Ugh, Yuku sucks! Booooo! [Yuku holds her position for a pin.] JLT: We have a cover! [1] [2] [Crystal gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Crystal has this in the bag, you know! JLT: Well not at the moment, Yuku’s the one dominating and getting in the pins! [Yuku then rolls her eyes and stands with Crystal’s legs in her hands. Yuku then tries to apply a figure four leg lock but Crystal sits up and grabs Yuku from behind, rolling her backwards into a school boy, with their legs tangled and an awkward cover as the referee counts.] Leah: Yay! Crystal’s countered! [1] [2] [Yuku rolls out.] JLT: That was close! [Yuku and Crystal both find their feet with Crystal holding her lower back, Yuku approaches Crystal and nails her across the chest with a hard chop, Crystal stumbles backwards, holding her chest from the blow. Yuku then nails another harsh chop to the chest as the crowd “Whoooo!” at the move. Yuku then whips Crystal to the ropes, Crystal bounces back as Yuku picks her up onto her shoulders into a death valley driver position.] [Yuku then signals to the crowd but Crystal counters, swinging off Yuku’s shoulders and landing behind her. Crystal then grabs Yuku’s head into a bulldog and runs towards the ropes. Crystal then leaps into the air, hitting the ropes with her feet and bouncing back to plant Yuku in the canvas with a stratusfaction.] JLT: Crystal nailed it! Leah: Go Crystal! Go Crystal! It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday! JLT: You are so biased… Leah: AND?! [Crystal then signals to the crowd as Yuku rolls over to her back on the canvas, holding her face. Crystal heads to the top rope and perches, she then leaps forward with a 450 splash “Rose Whip” finisher but Yuku rolls out of the way and Crystal smacks into the canvas. Yuku then stands up with a smug smile playing on her lips.] JLT: Yuku had that well scouted! Poor Crystal, she could have broken a couple of ribs! Leah: Yuku is such a biatch. [Crystal slowly climbs to her feet but Yuku approaches her and kicks her in the face, Crystal flies backwards into the mat and rolls to the outside of the ring, holding her face. Linda Ragnal looks on, concerned, as Caitlin Fairchild watches Linda, staring her down. Crystal stands on the outside. Yuku then runs towards Crystal and tries to nail her with a baseball slide but Crystal moves out of the way.] [Crystal then grabs Yuku’s feet and drags her out of the ring. Crystal then grabs Yuku by the back of her neck and shoves her forward, sending her into the steel barricade on the side of the ramp. Crystal then slides back into the ring. The referee has started a small ten count.] Leah: Crystal’s taking control like I knew she would, she’s such a fantastic wrestler! [Yuku composes herself and heads back to the ring, she slides under the bottom rope but Crystal immediately pounces on her with kicks to the back of the neck and shoulders. Crystal heads to the corner and sits on the top turnbuckle as Yuku climbs to her feet. Yuku stands and turns to face Crystal as Crystal leaps forward with a hurricanrana.] [Yuku manages to counter though and holds Crystal on her shoulders, Yuku then begins to spin around before executing a 720 diving powerbomb and completing the ‘Raging Demon Powerbomb’. Yuku then stands with Crystal’s legs in hands and flips forward for a bridge pin.] JLT: Yuku nailed one of her signature moves and now she has a pin! Leah: Kick out Crystal! [1] [2] [Crystal gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Thank God! [Yuku then releases herself from the bridge pin and quickly grabs Crystal’s head in her hands. Yuku then lifts Crystal off the canvas and into a dragon sleeper hold, bending Crystal’s neck backwards. Crystal tries to counter the submission but using her hips to push her body into the air but Yuku stands and moves with Crystal, with her neck still locked in the submission.] [Crystal then manages to spin around while in the hold and breaks free, pulling Yuku Shiro towards and into a Fisherman’s suplex and planting her in the canvas. Crystal holds her pin for a cover.] Leah: Go girl! JLT: Nice counter from Crystal! [1] [2] [Yuku gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Yuku kicks out! Leah: Ugh, why can’t you just lay down for greatness you selfish bitch? JLT: Yuku hates to lose! She’s not going to give up easily! [Crystal and Yuku both roll to their feet, Crystal approaches a groggy Yuku but Yuku suddenly grabs her into a side headlock. Yuku then steps backwards, behind Crystal and bending Crystal’s body backwards into a standing dragon sleeper. Yuku then backs towards the ropes with Crystal in the hold, she leaps into the air and uses the second rope as a launchpad, flipping over Crystal’s body and hoping to plant her in a stunner.] JLT: Yuku’s trying to nail the Dragon Stunner! Leah: Boo! Counter her Crystal! Go on girl! [Crystal manages to counter and pulls Yuku into a reverse DDT, trying to slam her down into the mat but Yuku counters once again, using her quick-thinking and drops to her knees. Yuku then shimmies backwards through the legs of Crystal and stands behind her.] [Yuku then tries to lift Crystal into the air from behind but Crystal counters by elbowing Yuku in the face and grabbing her head into a bulldog position. Crystal runs towards the ropes, once again trying to nail a stratusfaction but Yuku shoves Crystal forward as Crystal’s feet misses the top rope. Crystal manages to swing herself and lands on the edge of the apron.] JLT: Crystal keeps blocking Yuku’s moves! I think she wants to send a message to Yuku, she wants her to know that Crystal is not to be underestimated! Leah: Damn right! [Crystal then turns around to see Yuku’s foot charging towards her for a superkick but Crystal ducks and Yuku strikes air, stumbling forwards towards the ropes. Crystal then nails a ‘Lights Out’ chick kick from the apron, striking Yuku in the face.] [Yuku stumbles backwards into the ring but Crystal immediately pulls back on the ropes, springboarding into the ring with a 450 splash “Rose Whip” and connects with Yuku, knocking her down and smashing her into the canvas. Crystal then quickly hooks the leg.] Leah: Did you see that move of fabulousness? That was awesome! JLT: Crystal’s got the pin! [1] [2] [3] Leah: YAY!!! John Roe: Here is your winner…CRYSTAL HILTON!!! [Crystal stands up from the canvas, she raises her arms in the air and looks down at Yuku on the canvas and smiles smugly. Crystal then heads to her corner, she climbs to the top rope and celebrates with the fans, posing for them.] [Crystal then hops down as Linda Ragnal climbs into the ring and hugs Crystal for her victory, the two divas then make their way out of the ring as Crystal skips to the back like she’s floating on air. Yuku lies on the canvas, she sits up and thumps the mat in frustration as “Roses” blares all around.] JLT: Crystal Hilton picks up the victory for The Oceanics tonight, I bet she’s happy with that result! Leah: See, I told you my girl could do it! {Amber is busily talking with Sammy, Kibby, and Bobbi down the hall. She spots Stephanie coming into the arena with a man. Amber smiles at the girls and excuses herself. She walks nervously towards Stephanie and smiles.} Amber: "Hi Stephanie. Who's your friend?" {Stephanie begins to smile as she spots Amber, she takes a huge deep breath as she replies to Amber} Stephanie: "This is my boyfriend William, William this is my homegirl Amber" Amber: "Hello William." Amber says with a smile. "Would you mind if Stephanie and I talked alone?" {William seems a bit upset but he doesn't lose his cool as he just makes a disgusted look at Amber and walks to the side} William: Sure but make sure you hurry it up Stephanie, I am not going to wait all day for you {Amber raises her eyebrows at the man as he walks away. She shakes her head and smiles as she looks at Stephanie.} Amber: "I guess things have changed for us haven't they?" Stephanie: I guess so but no reason to complain right, you look like you are holding up and that's all that matters Amber: "It just wasn't meant to be, and no one is at fault for that." Amber says smiling. "I don't want you to leave DU, or Sinful Delights. I'll be staying with Bobbi and Michael, and the house is yours to stay in if you like." Stephanie: It's alright I am staying at William's place {Amber nods and smiles.} Amber: "Well you still have your key if you need a place. Are you going to be backstage? Stephanie: Of course girl Sinful Delight for ever {It's obvious that Amber is not very pleased with William. It's not so much that she's jealous, but she smells his arrogance a mile away.} Amber: "We need to get ready. Stop in and see us ok hun." {Amber gives Stephanie a big hug and a kiss on the cheek.} {Amber walks down the hall and we can see Stephanie walking up to her boyfriend William and William, and he just has a angry expression on his face. He grabs Stephanie by the arm and begins to yell at her.} William: "What the hell do you think you are doing talking to that slut!" Stephanie: Shes a friend of mines, I just wanted to say hello? {William at this point slaps Stephanie as hard as he can and she begins to tear as she grabs her face in pain.} William: "Well dont let it happen again, lets get going!" Grudge Match Crystal vs. Star JLT: We have two legends returning to the ring next as Crystal and Star face each other in one very special match. Both women are Hall of Fame inductees and both have a history with each other in Divas Unleashed, so this match should be very interesting to watch! Leah: That’s right, Star used to be the Queen around these parts and Crystal was just the resident drunk. Star was the one who defeated Crystal for the Unleashed Championship and Crystal claims she never got proper revenge for that! JLT: They fought after Star won the title at Nuclear Pussy but Star emerged victorious again, I think Crystal would love to get a victory tonight. Star’s ego won’t allow that though, Star insists on being the best all the time, I’m surprised she hasn’t come out her and made a speech about how great she was. Leah: Well, Star can make her speeches but Crystal has her music. She just bashes people through her lovely rock songs. I mean, Star may be a MeloDU winner but people actually choose to buy Crystal’s albums. They want to listen to her. I’m not surprised, Crystal has such fabulous lyrics. JLT: “Property Of Goatfucker” are fabulous lyrics to you? Leah: Jamie, I listen to Lil’ Kim, no song titles can shock me anymore. ["Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!"Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants.] John Roe: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Spokane, Washington; she weighs in at 160lbs, The Femme Fatale herself...CRYSTAL!!! [The arena goes dark. "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large pop from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. "We Hate You Star" and "Queen Star!" signs are immediately jolted into the air as Star makes her way down the ramp and into the ring.] John Roe: And her opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; at a weight of 140lbs, she is The Glittering Goddess...STAR!!! [Star stands in the ring, her tiara shimmering in the light. Crystal stands in the opposite corner, looking around at the audience and enjoying the boos Star receives from the crowd. Crystal then stands on the turnbuckle and begins to wave her arms, signalling for the booing to intensify and it does as it seems the entire arena is jeering the Glittering Goddess.] JLT: Crystal is firing up the audience, it seems like the crowd are trying to boo Star out of the building! Leah: Haters! [Star then rolls her eyes and turns to face the crowd, she raises her hand up and gives the crowd the middle finger. The crowd is offended and begins to boo even louder as Star laughs. Crystal then stops pumping up the crowd. She begins to walk to the centre of the ring, as does Star as both divas stand opposite each other, a small gap between them.] [Crystal then suddenly leaps into the air, spinning around 360 degrees and dropping down to strike the canvas with her fist like a superhero or something out of City of Heroes. Crystal then looks up at Star but Star simply kicks Crystal in the face and laughs.] JLT: Star quickly took care of that. She’s all smug now. Leah: Well, what does Crystal think this is? X-Men?! [Crystal stands, holding her face and then charges towards Star, spearing her down into the canvas. Crystal then quickly runs to the ropes but Star nips up from the canvas, Crystal bounces back and swings for a clothesline but Star ducks. Crystal then continues with her run and hits the ropes again, she bounces back as Star turns around. Crystal leaps into the air and nails her with an elbow to the face.] [Crystal then stands and turns to the crowd, raising her arms up as the crowd cheers her. Crystal then has an idea and approaches Star, she grabs the tiara from her head, pulling it from her hair. Crystal then holds Star’s tiara in her hands and then turns to the crowd, tossing it like a Frisbee into the audience as fans dive to catch it.] Leah: She can’t do that to royal property! [Crystal then goes to step towards Star but Star suddenly moves her legs and nails a drop toe hold, sending Crystal falling forward and landing on the second rope of the ring.] [Star then hits the ropes on the opposite of the ring and builds up speed as she approaches Crystal from behind, Star then swings through the ropes, hoping to land a 619 ‘Star Spangled Hammer’ but Crystal counters by ducking backwards and catching Star’s legs in her hands. Crystal then shoves Star’s legs back through the ropes, making Star stand on the apron.] JLT: Crystal countered! She saw it coming! [Crystal then leaps into the air and nails Star in the face with a dropkick, knocking Star backwards and crashing to the padded floor on the outside of the ring. Crystal caters to the fans again as Star finds her feet on the outside of the ring, shaking off the fall. Crystal then leans back on the ropes and springboards over them to the outside, grabbing Star’s head from behind and slamming her into the ramp with a flying bulldog and completing Crystal’s famed ‘Brackish’ move.] JLT: That was brutal, Star could have split her head open on that steel ramp! Leah: And we can’t have royal blood spilled! Crystal would be accused of treason, off with her head I say! [Crystal stands up on the outside, holding her ass from the move as Star lies on the ramp, clutching her face from the impact. Crystal then turns to the crowd as they applaud her. Crystal then turns to Star and picks up her leg, causing Star to roll over onto her back as Crystal tries to drag Star back to the ring. Star manages to counter, she suddenly sits up and grabs Crystal’s arms, driving her free foot into Crystal’s cut and flipping her over her in a modified monkey flip.] [Crystal smacks into the canvas as Star then keeps her grip on Crystal’s hands and straddles her, Star then grabs Crystal’s head and begins to ram it repeatedly into the steel ramp. Star then stands and grabs Crystal by her hair and begins to drag her towards the ring. Reaching ringside, Star then brings Crystal to her feet and knees her in the stomach. Star then whips Crystal towards the barricade surrounding the ring, Crystal charges towards it but counters, leaping onto the top and then moonsaulting backwards, landing on Star and both women crashing down onto the padded floor.] JLT: That was pretty cool from Crystal, she doesn’t look rusty at all! She’s been flying through the air like I don’t know what tonight! Leah: Ugh, Lita wannabe! JLT: Leah, I don’t think anyone wants to be Lita. [Crystal then stands up and notices some of the fans in the front row have beer. She approaches them and takes their beer cups, Crystal then sips the beer and then pours the rest of it over Star’s head. Fans then begin to push out their beverages towards Crystal as Crystal giggles and begins to soak Star in an array of drinks from diet coke to water.] Leah: She is getting drunk during a match! Honestly, Crystal is so despicable! JLT: She’s just having fun! The crowd can’t wait to hand over their drinks for her to down! Leah: That’s because most people in Las Vegas are idiots, Jamie! [Star finally has enough as Crystal approaches her, cup in hand. Star then kicks the cup away, causing the beer to spill backwards and hit Crystal in the eyes. Crystal claws at her eyes as Star kicks her again, this time in the stomach and nails her with a DDT.] [Star then rolls into the ring as Crystal holds her face on the outside. Star then leans back on the ropes, springboarding to the outside and executing a double somersault splash ‘Death Star’, connecting to Crystal on the outside as the fans cheer the dangerous move.] JLT: Crystal’s really pulling out all the stops tonight! Leah: Well she’s drunk! She doesn’t realise what she’s doing, someone needs to stop her before she starts urinating on people! [Star then stands and turns to the audience with a smug smile, she rolls Crystal into the ring and slides in after her, hooking the leg in a cover.] JLT: We have a cover! [1] [2] [Crystal gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Ugh, bitch! JLT: Why don’t you like Crystal? Leah: Umm, because Star is fabulous? Hello? [Star then rolls her eyes, sighing to herself and nails Crystal in the forehead with a closed fist. Star brings Crystal to her feet and tries to whip her into the corner but Crystal counters and it’s Star who hits the corner. Crystal then runs towards Star, leaping forwards with a handspring elbow and connecting to the face of the Glittering Goddess, completing ‘Crystal Ice’.] [Star stumbles forwards, holding her face as Crystal runs to the ropes, she leaps onto the second rope and springboards back with a ‘Graphite’ dropkick connecting to the side of Star’s head, knocking her down into the mat.] JLT: Crystal’s on a roll! I’m surprised, Crystal hasn’t wrestled in almost two years! It looks like she’s in great shape! Leah: I bet Tequila promises her a bottle of vodka at the end of this match, that’s why she can’t wait to end it. That damn drunk! [Star lies in the centre of the ring, holding her head from the impact and Crystal then turns to the crowd. She motions to the crowd as they rise to their feet, Crystal then runs towards the rope, once again leaping onto the second rope and moonsaults backwards, landing on her feet and then moonsaulting again to try and complete her “City Of Crystal” finisher but Star rolls out of the way at the last second, causing the Femme Fatale to smash into the mat.] Leah: HA! JLT: That was unlucky for Crystal, if she had nailed that, it would have been over for sure! [Star quickly capatalises, leaping onto Crystal’s back and rolls her into a small cradle.] [1] [2] [Crystal rolls out.] Leah: Damn it, Crystal is so rude! [Both women find their feet, with Crystal holding her ribs. They stand and stare at each other, their eyes locked and their focus tuned entirely to the match with both women wondering who will be the first to make a move. Crystal then suddenly charges towards Star, running at her as Star steps backwards and tries to turn Crystal’s momentum against her by grabbing her by the head and driving her into the mat with a ‘Mudane Makeover’ x-factor.] [Crystal counters, pulling back as Star hits the mat and lands on her ass. Crystal then nails Star with a stiff kick to the face. Star holds her face as Crystal brings Star to her feet, Crystal then bounces to the ropes and heads towards Star again but Star tries to counter, swinging for a clothesline but Crystal ducks and stops behind Star. Star spins around as Crystal kicks her and nails her with a ‘Femme Fatality’ x-factor of her own. Crystal covers, hooking the leg.] JLT: Nice counter from Crystal! Crystal has a pin! [1] [2] [Star gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Come on Jamie, Star is hardly going to lose this match. She is too fabulous to, she’s beaten all of the people in the Hall of Fame before. Probably. Maybe. Oh, who cares about fact-checking? You know it’s true! JLT: Star beat Yuku Shiro last year too and that was a tough match to win, and I know how much Star hates to lose so I bet she’ll do everything she can to secure a victory over the Femme Fatale! [Crystal sits up on the canvas, looking down at Star. Star then stares back at her and rolls to her feet, both women stand. Crystal approaches Star but Star suddenly slaps her hard across the face, causing Crystal to spin around from the force. Star then stands with an arrogant smile but Crystal retaliates with a knockout punch to the face, knocking Star straight into the canvas.] [Crystal then turns to the fans and cheers as Star lies on the canvas, clutching her nose from the blow and angry that Crystal had the audacity to do such a thing. Crystal enjoys the attention from the fans and laps it up as Star finds her feet, slowly and snake-like behind Crystal.] Leah: Look at Star, stalking her prey! [Crystal then turns around to resume the match but Star immediately knees Crystal in the stomach and pulls her into a headlock position. Star then tries to execute her twist of fate “Sparking Intuition” finisher but Crystal shoves Star forward, sending her towards the ropes.] JLT: Crystal countered! [Crystal then quickly turns to her left and runs to the ropes, she leaps onto the second rope and springboards back as Star returns from the ropes. Crystal grabs Star’s head and tries to plant her in the canvas with a bulldog but Star has the move scouted and sidesteps, causing Crystal to slam into the mat landing on her ass.] JLT: Nice move from the Glittering Goddess! She’s beaten some tough women in her career in Divas Unleashed, that’s why she proclaimed herself as the Queen. Leah: And I’m a loyal minion! Unlike you Jamie, willing to betray her at the drop of a hat. You’re so shameful, I can’t wait until Star comes down here and slaps you! [Star then runs towards Crystal from behind and grabs her head, flipping over Crystal’s body and plants Crystal’s face into the mat. Star then quickly grabs Crystal’s legs and flips forward over her into a bridge cover. The referee slides into position to count.] Leah: Go Star! [1] [2] [Crystal escapes the pin by wrapping her arms around Star’s stomach and then using her weight to stand up and push out of the pin like a body builder. Star’s head ends up in a powerbomb position as Crystal then begins to adjust Star’s arms, trying to execute a pedigree of sorts.] JLT: Crystal’s going for a pedigree! Leah: BOOOO! [Star then drops to her knees and grabs Crystal’s wrist. Star then slides between Crystal’s legs, causing Crystal’s wrist to go with her and underneath Crystal’s body, causing The Femme Fatale to fall forwards but Crystal manages to escape hitting the canvas by executing a somersault to land on her feet.] [Star still has her grip on Crystal’s wrist as Crystal then yanks Star forward and tries to nail her with a short-arm clothesline but Star ducks. Star then kicks Crystal and pulls her into a DDT position and quickly executes her “Sparkling Intuition” finisher, slamming Crystal face first into the canvas.] Leah: YES! JLT: Star nailed it! She nailed Sparkling Intuition! [Star then covers as the referee slides into position, and Star sneakily puts her feet on the second rope for extra leverage. The referee doesn’t notice and counts.] JLT: Star’s cheating! Leah: Shhh! [1] [2] [3] Leah: YAY! John Roe: Here is your winner…STAR!!! [Star then stands on the camera as the referee eyes her suspiciously, he approaches her to try and raise her hand but she warns him to stay away and turns to the audience, facing the crowd that begins to boo her. Star then takes a bow for the audience and smiles as they boo her. Star then struts out of the ring, ignoring her haters, with a smug look on her face at another victory at Forsaken Destiny.] JLT: Star has picked up the victory tonight, she looks very happy with that! Leah: I told you she would win. JLT: Crystal was impressive though, she should step back into the ring on a more regular basis! Leah: Her drunken behaviour is hilarious but she is no match for the Queen! We are taken to the backstage area after the tag team match and we can see new Divas Unleashed blonde beauty superstar Sarah Richardson and her sister Lisa Richardson just roaming through the backstage area. Lisa takes a deep breath as she speaks to Sarah. Lisa: So this is Divas Unleashed? Sarah out of all the places you had to try out for why this place. I mean we could have easily just bought this company and moved elsewhere why give it ago here. Sarah: You know Lisa we just can't buy everything in sight all though we all know that we can easily afford it. I mean I can like see Mr. Rockford and write him a check for this place but that would like so totally take out all the fun. Besides people just have too see how good I look when I step in the ring. Not only athletically good but showing everyone how beautiful I am. Lisa: Like totally, whats better than wrestling is knowing that you can beat everyone else by your looks alone. We didn't come all the way from Miami just to be told we can't have something. Sarah: And when the world says we can't have something we can just always put it on daddy's American Express card, because we are the Richardson Girls and we always get what we want no matter the cost or the price because Money is no issue. I am so going to enjoy showing these girls what a Richardson Girl can do. The two Richardson girls just laugh at each other as Courtney and Carley Monroe can be seen running through the hallway near Sarah and Lisa. The two Monroe sisters spot the two new girls and run over to them. Carley: Hiya you two must be new I'm Carley Monroe pleased to meet ya *sticks out hand* oh and this this is my Sissy Courtney. Courtney: Hiya I'm Courtney! It's soooo cool to meet you. Lisa just turns her head and stares at Sarah not knowing how to make any of this but Sarah just smiles as she speaks back to the two girls. Sarah: Nice to meet you I am Sarah Richardson and this is my sister Lisa. Lisa: It’s like a pleasure to meet you. Do you two work here? Carley: yeah we so totally work here, we're part of the most funziest group in DU ooh ooh and the pinkest too. Blonde Ambition! Courtney: yeah! Blond Ambition is the bestest and we're the tag champys! Carley: yeah there are always some meanies that are so GRRRR with us but but we're never AAAAHHHH we're GRRR right back at'em right sissy. Courtney: yippie skippie! You have to be GRRRRR to meanies because thats how you beat meanies! Sarah and Lisa look at each other not knowing what to make of all this. Sarah: Well do you have a match tonight? Lisa: You don’t want to be late for it. Carley: Oh yeah we were to have a tag match tonight but we were so totally late infact we're looking for Super Chick and the Masked Chickie for standing in for us. Courtney: yeah they were soooo nice for doing that for us. You seen them? Carley: yeah have you seen'em? Sarah: They went that way. Lisa: Yeah what my sister said. Carley: okie dokie thanks and welcome to DU! Courtney: yeah welcome and maybe we can do something funzie together! The two ditzs run off and again Sarah and Lisa look at each other. Lisa: They are quite annoying! Sarah: Oh stop it Lisa, I think they are kinda cute! <-Continue->