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Sunday 29th August 2004
But you'll never know me
Every day, it's as if I play a part
Now I see, if I wear a mask, I can fool the world
But I cannot fool my heart, desire and passion
[The arena darkens and the fans skin is infected with toxic goosebumps, screams erupt from their throats whether from the sharp dosage of dark of the sheer excitement of the event itself. Mist fills the stage and floodlights from either side of the video screen light up the stage as a man can be seen as the mist slowly clears and there are cheers in the arena. He has a black electric guitar with a green clip and strikes a note as the opening barrels of “Need to be Strong” by Toshiro Masuda as the aging man himself stands strongly on the stage.]
[The strong drumming background plays the official pay per view theme as the fans jump and down and applaud the song as clips of matches coming up tonight are show on the screen behind him. His song comes to an end and a large purple pyro shoots up in front of him.]
[The stage has been designed in the form of a dragon curling up into a ball with it’s tail meshing into the ramp way. On it’s back rests the video wall, and it’s two lower legs are being used as the entrance-way. Japanese writing are spray painted around the arena, with a special beige ring apron with ‘Massacre in the Orient’ in Japanese with black ropes.]
[We pan around the arena as the crowd hoist their home-made signs into the air. Some colourful and creative, some just a piece of paper with a diva’s name on it. We glimpse such signs as “MITO Rocks!” “Star 4 Champion!” “Lilith’s a sexy biatch” are captured despite being slightly odd.]
[We cut to the announcers team where JLT is dressed in a blue dressed with her hair curly appeared to have a make-over. Next to her sits Leah with a Sexy Amanda t-shirt on and chopsticks hanging from her nostrils with the box of a Chinese take-away on her head.]
JLT: Welcome to all our viewers joining us tonight, we’re live as always from the huge Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan! It’s Massacre in the Orient, the climax of a vibrant Japanese tour! I’m Jamie L. Tyland, and next to me sits my broadcast partner Leah!
Leah: Hello to all of our fans tuning in the from around the world! We’ve got people from Great Britain, France, Kazakhstan, Dominican Republic, Mexico and of course the good old USA! We broadcasting tonight to over fifteen countries worldwide! And for the first time in DU’s history, we have a Japanese announcer team! Only a few feet away from myself sits former manager Lei Yu and her partner Ino Hinata!
[We cut to see Lei Yu and Ino Hinata smile at the camera while commentating in Japanese.]
JLT: And we are making a lot of history tonight as each one of our matches has some historic value surrounding it. Our main event is the first time we’ve had five women fighting for the Unleashed Championship as Kaci Russell battles to hold on for her title against long-term rivals Yuku Shiro and Star, her frienemy Katrina and the monstress Lilith! It’s a basic wrestling match so that means their skills will be pushed to the limit in this match, they will all be striding for the belt and there is a 4/5 chance we could be seeing a brand new Unleashed crowned in this very ring!
Leah: Icenique defends her Stripped Championship against her rival Laura in a match that we no idea about! Icenique has withheld the details of the stipulation until moments before the matches, I’ve been betting all night long on each match and I’ve predicted it will be a Pooper Scooper match, but that’s enough of that. It should be an awesome encounter later tonight; we see Laura and Icenique finally get their hands on each other after so long!
JLT: The Tag Team titles are so on the line in what is sure to be an awesome match. It’s the second time only that our tag titles have been defended in a gimmick match, tonight it’s mud-wrestling when Azrael and Amanda challenge reigning married lesbians Pain and Pleasure who not only fight for their titles, but their freedom as well!
Leah: I know who I’m supporting! Sexy Amanda is the best superstar in DU at the minute, she is amazing, I love her! And as you can see I’m wearing her t-shirt too, I got a discount!
JLT: And in another gimmick match, Erica ‘The Hammer’ Lopez hopes to catch Jade with some threatening blows as the two tango over the Rockford State Championship in a ‘Japanese School Girl’ match! And as pointed out, Dark Inferno have the chance to go for an all gold tonight if all titles are defended/won, they’ll also make history.
Leah: Athena defends in a gauntlet against seven other women, she’ll be the first into the ring and have a tough test if she looks to retain. “Baby” Loni Persian and Black Cherry also back in action tonight, and Kennedy looks to be a favourite heading into this match! I am looking forward to seeing how it goes down, there’s something thrilling about a mystery match!
JLT: There certainly is, we also have Mystika trying to extract revenge against Xara Xenia Xenos tonight. xXx is a newcomer to DU, who has been getting on the bad side of Mystika walking out on her in a tag team match, and then cheating to pull a victory last week, they will clash in a no disqualification match. X would be delighted at the prospect except if Mystika didn’t have a hidden agenda, what could we see from them tonight? I’m guessing an awesome bout of hardcore action!
Leah: I sure hope so. We’ve also got a high stakes gamble as emotions got the better of Nyssa and Tequila when they made this match. If Tequila wins Nyssa has to give up her daughter, retire from wrestling and be degraded in the process. If Nyssa wins then Tequila has to give up her power, pay Nyssa an undisclosed sum and also become a stripper to earn money? I have no clue where the will to live has gone.
JLT: Welcome to the world of broadcasting with Leah! We also have the Fook Twins presenting the Diva of the Month award to a lucky lady who will stride us into the Autumn, and in what has been very well documented, Lilith gets married in a black wedding ceremony!
Leah: That’s all on tonight’s show, and to show you how much you can’t miss a second of this show. You’re going to have to drink that Pepsi bottle, and take turns to pee into it!
Stripped Championship
JLT: First up on tonight’s show, we have Icenique defending her Stripped Championship in what is expected to be an awesome encounter. Icenique and Laura have been absouletly dying to get their hands on each other in what has escalated from a minor disagreement to a raging war.
Leah: That’s right, Laura emerged as a worthy contender to Icenique’s reign and the ice cool diva didn’t like that, so in return from an attack which cost Icenique a match, the current Stripped Champion decided to dump a bucket of urine onto the Queen of Wrestling Laura.
JLT: It didn’t stop there as later in the evening, Laura and Austin Mack assaulted her, handcuffed her and then dropped dog poop all over her in what was a truly disgusting display! But it wasn’t over then, Laura got so worked up over Icenique’s poor behaviour that she protested to management and tried to get her stripped of her Stripped Championship!
Leah: Then she had an in-ring protest causing her match to be cancelled and handing over the right of deciding the stipulation for tonight’s match to Icenique. That wasn’t the only punishment as Laura was banned from the arena and had to watch Icenique through a television set, her frustration at not getting to try to harm her ahead of this match.
JLT: Yep, so a lot of emotions going into this encounter. Emotions running very high, Laura has to fight in a match she has no clue about and wants to be more ‘politically correct’ and has cut down on her swearing. But it is Icenique who holds the advantage heading into this, as she has the power to declare the match of her choice.
[The opening of Powersurge fills the arena as Laura walks through the mist out onto the stage with her partner Austin Mack standing at her side. Laura salutes the crowd and walks slowly the ring with Austin beside her psyching her up for her biggest opportunity yet, and by the look in the Queen’s eyes, she is focused.]
John Roe: The following contest is the Stripped Championship match. Introducing first, the challenger, to be accompanied to the ring by Austin Mack, hailing from Oshkosh, Wisconsin at a weight of 134lbs…LAURA!!!
[Laura climbs into the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle before standing in the centre of the ring warming up. Icenique’s music hits as the champion walks out with her hair flowing down to her shoulders dressed in red attire, her Stripped Championship around her waist firmly. She smiles as her music cuts and speaks onto a microphone.]
Icenique: Laura, you really are a sad case. This isn’t a beauty pagent, nobody is perfect in DU! We’ve got rape victims, prisoners, druggies, Satanists, Goths! I heard about you wrestling in Japanese cuisine thinking I was going to pick that stipulation, and as I am a really powerful woman in DU. With the Stripped Championship, and holding the power to choose this stipulation. I bet you’re really jealous of me aren’t you? Well the moment has finally arrived, I’ll reveal the stipulation. And Laura, after all we’ve gone through together recently, I think this is the best stipulation for us! The stipulation is…there is no stipulation! I want to prove I’m the greatest wrestler in this federation, and how am I going to do it? But kicking your ass!
[Icenique tosses the microphone onto the stage and unbuckles her Stripped Championship and drops it onto the ramp as she dashes down the aisle. She slides under the bottom rope and Austin Mack clotheslines her down. Austin then picks her up and knees her in the mid-section before driving her into the canvas with a DDT. The referee ushers him from the ring and rings the bell.]
JLT: So Austin Mack getting a few shots in before the bell, that was wise but dirty! And what a stipulation for this match, it’s pretty clever, there is no stipulation. Icenique is a smart one, Laura was preparing for a pig sty or some crazy match.
Leah: I guess, I feel kind of disappointed. Now I want Laura to win!
[Laura immediately pounces onto Icenique kicking her on the head, neck and shoulders. Icenique gets to her feet though and counters with shots to the face of Laura, she then kicks her in the stomach and whips her to the ropes. Laura hits them and bounces off with a flying lariat, both women find their feet again but this time Icenique drop toe holds Laura. Icenique and Laura both then get to their feet and stare at each other, they slowly begin to walk towards one another.]
JLT: I don’t like this, something bad is going to happen.
Leah: Like they’re going to wrestle? Shocking!
[Icenique punches Laura hard across the face, Laura smirks and hits Icenique back which prompts her to her Laura again. Laura then knees Icenique in the stomach and whips her to the ropes, she nails a back body drop to the champion. Laura then runs and sits on the top turnbuckle, Icenique runs towards her but Laura counters it into a sunset flip.]
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JLT: It’s over!
[Icenique rolls out and finds her feet. Laura then attacks her with some hard right hands to the face making Icenique lean against the ropes. Laura positions her on her knees and runs to the opposite side, she then bounces onto Icenique’s head as the Queen of Wrestling slides out to the outside and wounded Icenique of her breath. Laura then turns around and kicks Icenique in the face making her fall back into the ring.]
Leah: A vicious assault by Laura, very early on in the match. I’m not sure if that’s wise as Laura could be draining all her energy while Icenique still has freshness, on the other hand it is good to wear Icenique down from the beginning.
[Laura then brings Icenique out of the ring, she bangs her head onto the steal steps before she scoop slams Icenique onto them. Laura then climbs the stairs and pulls Icenique to her feet, she gets her in a piledriver position ready to drop her skull onto solid steal. But Icenique comes back. Icenique back body drops Laura making her land on the padded floor as the fans cheer. Laura then gets to her feet and turns around when Icenique leaps onto her with a hurricanrana bringing her down onto the floor once again.]
JLT: Here comes Icenique, you were right, just as Laura runs out of energy Icenique is full of it!
[Icenique rolls in and out of the ring to avoid a ten count and picks up Laura onto her arms and running her with her legs spread into the ring post, Laura then hits the floor on her back as Austin Mack comes from behind to Icenique. He taps her on the shoulder making her swing around with a punch but he catches it, Austin then pulls Icenique into a kiss.]
Leah: Oh my god! Porn!
[Austin then shoves Icenique backwards making her trip over Laura’s body. Icenique then finds her feet and rolls into the ring away from Austin. Austin then helps Laura to her feet and rolls her into the ring, Icenique picks her up and executes a snap suplex before pinning Laura.]
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[Laura gets her shoulder up. Icenique brings Laura to feet and whips her to the corner, Icenique follows it up with a clothesline. Icenique then props Laura onto the top rope and brings them both their feet, before Icenique launches Laura over the top of her head with a belly to belly suplex making Laura slam into the mat. Icenique then crawls over to hook the leg.]
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[Austin pulls Icenique out of the ring, the referee then tells him off. The referee then turns his back to check on Laura as Austin drops Icenique’s head onto the announce table and rolls her back in. Icenique and Laura then lie motionless on the canvas, trying to recuperate their energy.]
JLT: I think the referee should just send Austin backstage, he’s already kissed the champion, interrupted her count and then assaulted her!
Leah: Shut up! Don’t send him anywhere, he’s hot!
[Laura is first to her feet as Icenique is only seconds behind. The two divas run towards each other, Laura tries a leg sweep and Icenique tries a dropkick as the two miss each other. They then both bounce to the ropes and take each other with a double clothesline as their owns lay on each other.]
[Austin then pulls the referee down making him land on his front and in traditional referee style is out of action. Austin slides into the ring and appears to be calling someone from the back, down the aisle runs Kendra Wecker an old ally of Laura armed with a chair. She slides into the ring as Icenique is held to her feet by Austin, Kendra swings and nails Icenique on the head busting her open. Austin then spins Icenique around into a “Mack Drop” cradle landing Icenique on her head, Kendra then takes off her basketball jersey to reveal she’s wearing a referee’s shirt.]
Leah: Bitch! You stupid bitch! Why can’t Austin take off his shirt!
JLT: This is such a screwjob! Kendra Wecker even is a wrestler, and I can’t believe they’re going to let her count the fall!
[Kendra kneels down as Laura crawls onto the cover.]
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[Icenique kicks out!]
JLT: How the hell did she do that?
[Kendra Wecker looks on in shock as Austin rolls his eyes and exits out of the ring and stands on the outside. Icenique then kicks Kendra in the face, Icenique then slowly gets to her feet, she pulls Kendra back into the ring after an attempted escape. Icenique then picks her up and executes a powerbomb sending Kendra over the top rope to the floor below.]
JLT: Icenique is back! Getting retribution!
[Laura then picks Icenique up from behind into her “Perfection” finisher of a powerbomb but Icenique manages to counter it into a swinging DDT making Laura land on the chair. Icenique then covers the chair with her body as the referee counts rather groggily.]
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JLT: Icenique retains it!
Leah: She’s so on steroids after that!
John Roe: Here is your winner and STILL Stripped Champion…ICENIQUE!!!
[Icenique gets up as the blood still pours down her face from the chair shot. She is handed her belt and holds it high above her head as her theme tune plays, Icenique then hugs it and leaves the ring with a smile on her face.]
JLT: I’m glad Icenique retained it! That was just disgraceful with the inteferance, and Icenique is triumphant over Laura tonight!
Leah: I don’t think we’re finished quite yet. Look at Austin, he’s so sweet.
[Austin is in the ring, he helps Laura to her feet as she hugs to him. Then Austin suddenly kicks her and executes his “Mack Drop” finisher planting Laura into the ring canvas, Austin then shouts into Laura’s face before he stands over her and poses.]
JLT: What?
Leah: YAY! He’s left the skank for me, come over here baby, I’m here for you!
[Austin then leaves the ring and walks up the aisle as we cut between him and Laura lying on the canvas battered and bruised.]
Leah: Ugh, isn’t he dreamy!
[Athena is backstage looking in the mirror with her title around her waste, she smirks as she runs her title which shimmers in the light. Athena is dressed in her ring attire with her brown hair in a ponytail. From behind emerges the shadow of Bloo with her braided blue hair landing on Athena’s shoulder, Bloo smiles as her blue nails tap her title belt as the blue-oriented diva wears a neck brace.]
Bloo: You know the only reason I’m not stealing your title tonight is because of your ridiculous attack last time. I mean how overdone was it to loosen the ring before our match, you really are a sad champion Athena.
Athena: How’s the neck?
Bloo: The neck? The neck is fine.
Athena: So I didn’t break it? That’s a pity.
Bloo: You know you’re pretty sad, there is no way in hell you’re going to retain your title and whoever wins I persuaded Shane to give me a shot.
Athena: You’re a liar Bloo, and I have stuff to do so get out of my way.
Bloo: I’m going. Just remember that midnight blue isn’t only a colour.
[Bloo turns and leaves the room as Athena’s eyes narrow and she frowns. The camera then fades out and re-emerges with a shot of Tequila dressed in black revealing attire in a mirror. She turns around and smiles as she sees Shane with a worried look on his face.]
Tequila: I can’t wait to finally get my hands on that bitch. If Nyssa has resort to throwing darts at my face, after everything she’s achieved and after everything she’s done then that makes her a very sad and dull person. And I take it as a complete compliment.
Shane Rockford: Fair enough but what about your in-ring ability?
Tequila: Shane, would you quit worrying? Nyssa hasn’t been in the ring in like a year, I took on Crystal and also entered the battle royal at Demonology, I have the advantage here. She sucks anyway.
Shane Rockford: Bu-
Tequila: No buts you’re getting on my nerves. Now, for celebration my party do you mind not coming so me and my harem can have a girl’s night out?
Tequila: I thought we could celebrate another way…
-Nyssa/Tequila vignette-
Standard Match
JLT: Next up we have a match where power is on the line, ever since Nyssa returned to DU with a baby in her arms and claimed it to be Shane’s. Tequila last week accused Nyssa of being a bitter bitch and challenged her to a match with even higher stakes than a game of Russian Roulette.
Leah: If Nyssa wins then Tequila has to give all her power away, pay child support and become a stripper to earn a living. If Tequila wins then Nyssa must hand her daughter, Christina Rockford, over to Tecky and Shane, and also leave wrestling forever!
[“Shape” by the Sugababes play as Tequila walks out in ring attire we previously saw. She walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope with a smirk on her platinum blonde upper body. Implying that her boobs are happy too.]
John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Ashburo, North California, at a weight of 125lbs, Bad Influence…TEQUILA!!!
Leah: I heard Tequila gets annoyed when people put an extra L in her name. So I made a sign with three! And also people tend to miss the I out from Lilith, so it sounds like Lithp.
JLT: Another piece of top notch journalism Leah!
[Nyssa’s music hits as she runs down the aisle leaving John Roe little time to introduce her. She slides into the ring. Nyssa hits a flying karate chop right to Tequila's neck. Flying somersault drop kick by Nyssa puts her back in the match. Nyssa gets back to her feet. Tequila climbs to her feet. Tequila gets elbowed to her midsection by Tequila. Tequila trys for a power move but Nyssa avoids it. Tequila sends Nyssa to ringside. the refeee starts the count (.1) Tequila trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Nyssa.They fight into the aisle. (..2) (...3) Tequila slaps Nyssa. (....4) Nyssa goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Tequila. ]
[ Nyssa climbs to her feet. (.....5) Nyssa and Tequila move back to ringside. Nyssa takes Tequila into the ring. Nyssa hits Tequila with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Nyssa gets back to her feet. Tequila is back on her feet. Out of desperation, Nyssa dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Tequila. Nyssa is back on her feet. Nyssa covers Tequila hooking the leg. The ref starts the count, but Tequila quickly escapes and moves back to her feet. Nyssa steps into action and nails Tequila with a springboard dropkick as, to the surprise of all, "Nyssa" chants start. Tequila is back on her feet. Tequila is locked in an elbow submission by Nyssa. The referee is checking the situation. ... Nyssa tightens the hold as Tequila screams in agony, but finally she can manage to escapes, to the chagrin of Nyssa. Tequila slowly gets back up, but immediately gets hit with a elbow smash to her jaw, resorting thus to holding her mouth and trying to get away from her. ]
[ Tequila is back on her feet. Tequila is locked in an elbow submission by Nyssa. Referee the refeee is checking for a tap out. ... ... Nyssa tightens the hold. ... Tequila escapes. Nyssa and Tequila go to the floor, as the referee starts the count. Nyssa chokes Tequila with a microphone cable. Tequila gets up off the ground and Nyssa hits her with a flying dropkick. Now Nyssa standing. Nyssa hits Tequila with an elbowdrop. Nyssa is up again. They head back into the ring. Tequila gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Nyssa. Nyssa hits Tequila with an elbowdrop. Nyssa moves back to her feet. Now Tequila standing. Tequila recieves a 5 Star Frog Splash from Nyssa off of the top rope. Nyssa hurricanranas Tequila and goes for the pin, but Tequila pokes Nyssa in the eyes. ]
[ Tequila grabs Nyssa's head and hites her in the face. Tequila pulls Nyssa's hair. Nyssa hits a jumping elbow hrust on Tequila. Tequila gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Nyssa. Nyssa climbs to her feet. Tequila gets back to her feet. Nyssa climbs the turnbuckle and nails Tequila with a flying bulldog. Nyssa moves back to her feet. Nyssa covers Tequila hooking the leg. The ref starts the count!!!
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[ 2 - Tequila kicks out! ]
[ Tequila hits Nyssa with an earringer and quickly hits on the attack by gouging Nyssa's eyes, again going for the eyes. However Nyssa jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Tequila. Nyssa stands up. Tequila moves back to her feet. Tequila bites Nyssa's arm out of desparation. Tequila rakes the face of Nyssa in attempt to make a come back. Nyssa leaps up, swings around Tequila and DDT's her onto the mat. Now Tequila standing. An elbow submission by Nyssa brings Tequila down to the mat. Referee the refeee is checking for a tap out. ... Tequila is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Nyssa breaks the hold. Nyssa and Tequila go to the floor the refeee starts the count (.1) Nyssa clotheslines Tequila. Nyssa connects with a somersault slam on Tequila. Nyssa chants start. (..2) Nyssa throws a chair at Tequila. Nyssa hits Tequila with a flying senton. Nyssa gets back to her feet. Nyssa gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Tequila. Nyssa and Tequila move back into the ring. Nyssa executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Tequila's head onto the mat. Now Nyssa standing. Nyssa executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Tequila. Tequila recieves a 5 Star Frog Splash from Nyssa off of the top rope. Nyssa pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. the refeee counts the pin!!! ]
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[Nyssa stands with a smile on her face as she stands up and walks out of the ring smugly with a smile on her face as Tequila covers her face with her hands.]
Leah: Ooh, Tequila’s going to get raped and die in an alleyway.
JLT: I do apologise ladies and gentlemen…
Leah: What? She dreamed it not me! She needs a good slap if you ask me!
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