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Sunday 29th August 2004
[Erica Lopez and Lauren Langley are talking in the parking lot. Lauren holds a can of Pepsi, which explains a few things and is dressed in her ring attire, and Erica has not changed into her school girl outfit yet. Erica speaks.]
Erica Lopez: I just wanted to wish you good luck in your match tonight. It would be great if we both came away with belts around our waste, we can have such a party!
Lauren Langley: I know, a tea party!
Erica Lopez: Yeah, anyway, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
[Loud pop music is heard being played from a limousine which pulls into the parking lot behind Erica and Lauren. The chauffeur opens the door and out pops Fook Mi, Kaci Russell and Fook Yu. They giggle and laugh as they make whooing sounds. The camera cuts to them.]
Kaci Russell: Fook Mi, that a good journey! The best I’ve ever had! I really miss you guys on Superstar, too bad they axed it! Like I couldn’t do the show from prison! Hahahaha!
Fook Mi: Kaci you very sexiful!
Fook Yu: Can we have autograph?
Kaci Russell: I gave you ladies autographs, we’re just too drunk to remember!
Fook Mi: Me no drunk!
Fook Yu: Oie, I think Miss Russell had glass too much!
Kaci Russell: I think so!
[Kaci bursts out laughing as the Fook Twins smile, and enter their arena in their school girl outfits like we normally see them wearing. The camera then hears muffled sounds as we look through the opened door to see a prison officer stripped to his underwear and handcuffed to the mini bar. We cut back to Erica and Lauren who look confused.]
Lauren Langley: They act like 12 year olds! I can’t believe people are so babyish!
Erica Lopez: Yes Erica, I know the feeling.
[We cut back to the announcers table.]
Leah: Okay! That’s no fair! How come Kaci gets the alcohol and we don’t? Is that saying that Leah cannot handle her alcohol? Huh?
JLT: Calm down?
Leah: No. I will not “calm down”!
JLT: Anyway I think Kaci Russell has had a bit too much to drink! Look what she did to her prison guard! She better sober up before her match otherwise she’s already lost her title!
Leah: You know what else?
JLT: What?
Leah: Fook Twins are here! YAY!
[We cut to John Roe in the centre of the ring. The ring announcer is wearing a suit and addresses the crowd.]
John Roe: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a huge welcome to…THE FOOK TWINS!!!
[The 70’s jive of the Austin Powers theme tune plays as Fook Mi and Fook Yu, complete with matching beauty marks, walk out onto the stage like rabbits making tiny feet movements as they reach they podium. They speak into the microphone.]
Fook Mi: We back!
Fook Yu: Yes, we here to present Diva of Month award! And award is very special, as it not only very sexiful, but very good!
Fook Mi: Hehe, yes!
Fook Yu: So let crowd September Diva of Month!
[Fook Mi opens the envelope, but Fook Mi nudges her out of the way. They then begin to argue in Japanese before they both nod and lean down into the microphone.]
Fook Mi: ICENIQUE!!!
[Fook Yu takes the award as Icenique walks back onto the stage having stopped the blood flow. She accepts the award from the Fook Twins and smiles, she blows kisses to the fans as her music plays and the threesome walk off.]
JLT: We have a new diva of the month, a good night for Icenique, not only retaining her title but now picking up the Diva of the Month crown!
[We cut backstage once again to focus on the blonde curly hair and blue eyes of Krysta Taylor’s beautiful face. She smiles and looks into the camera holding a microphone, and next to her stands Mystika dressed in her ring attire with a smile on her face.]
Krysta Taylor: I’m standing backstage here with Mystika, and I’ve sent Chester away because well he annoys me, Mysitka how do you feel about your match next moments before you go out there?
Mystika: I’m confident Krysta, I think I’ve beaten Xara at her own game, and that’s why she hasn’t been heard from. She knows that I can use her cheating ways against her, and that scares her, and I’m coming home with a victory tonight.
Krysta Taylor: Well, I have another question, how come you and your retarded boyfriend kept dodging me? Huh? Kept trying to stray away from my interviews, trying to damage my career?!
Mystika: Do you know how irritating you are with that stupid microphone, your boobs in my face and your annoying smile? Nobody wants to talk to you, I’m so glad Christine punched you in the face, I hope I do ruin your career!
[Mystika turns and walks away towards the ring, as Krysta looks saddened by composes herself and shouts after the Californian.]
Krysta Taylor: Yeah, well, at least my man can, at least I can… bitch!
-FWA Vignette-
No Disqualification Match
---Coming Soon---
Backstage we see Austin Mack walking down a hallway. He stops at a pop
machine, and pulls out his wallet to.
Austin Mack: (Mumbling to himself.) I can’t believe I am about to pay for the most
abundant resource on the planet. How stupid am I?
[He slides the dollar, and presses a button. A few seconds later the machine
makes a loud clunk as the water bottle lands on the tray. Austin bends over
to pick it up, and opens it up. He begins walking down the hallway sipping
on the water. A few steps down the hallway, and something catches his eye
and makes him stop dead in his tracks. He smiles takes an another swig of
the water, and wipes his mouth as he walks towards what stopped him....Erica
Lopez. in her Japanese School Girl outfit. Erica is wearing an outfit
similar to the Fook Twins in the Austin Powers movie. In her hair that are
in 2 ponytails on either side of her hair, with red, blue and black streaks.
Her blue tophas a couple of hearts on it. She has a pink Hello Kitty
backpack, and a little dress that barely covers anything. A very sexy, and
tempting look that hooks Austin.]
Austin Mack: Your Erica Lopez right?
Erica Lopez: who wants to know?
Austin Mack: (Looking her up and down.) Your newest fan.....(Extends his hand)
Austin Mack....
Erica Lopez: um nice to meet you (shakes it)
Austin Mack: A pleasure I assure you....I was walking back to my dressing room, and
I had to stop. I just had to tell you...you, (Looking at her breast.) Are
really wearing that outfit. It looks really good on you.
Erica Lopez: Its for my match
Austin Mack: A match I’ll definitely be watching....Do you by chance happen to be
doing anything later? After the show?
Erica Lopez: Yes going out to celebrate now if you'll excuse me (Tries to get
past)
Austin steps in front of her, and smiles.
Austin Mack: Well I was just thinking about how good you do LOOK in this
outfit...and I can’t help but think about how good it would look on the
floor...of my bedroom later tonight. (Austin winks, and nods his head as he
flashes a cheesy smile.)
Erica turns away and then hits Austin with a right hand knocking him to the
floor and walks off
Austin stands up, and brushes his self off, and nods. He smirks.
Austin Mack: I hate to see you go...but, I can’t help but to watch.....
[He rubs his jaw, and gets a devious look on his face as he does.]
Askai Championship Gauntlet
JLT: Next up we have the gauntlet for the Askai Championship. Athena was challenged to this by Lacy, who thought it would be appropriate to test the Greek’s endurance as the Olympics were in her hometown. Athena accepted this match, and then after getting doused in blue goo she eliminated Bloo from this match by injuring her.
Leah: Eight divas will take her on, we have Kennedy, Lauren Langley and Keiko Yoshimato making her pay per view debut, Black Cherry making her debut, Baby Loni Persian making her return as well as Dana Dameson in their too.
JLT: Athena is the first in the ring, she’ll have to survive an onslaught of seven other divas to retain her title, and that won’t be an easy task! I will not be surprised if we crown a new champion!
[The Olympic Games Anthem plays as Athena walks out dressed in a lyrca suit of Greek colours, waving the Olympic flag above her head as her city celebrates the closing ceremony of Athens 2004. She walks down to the ring with her title around her waste and smiles as she waves to the Japanese crowd while waving the flag.]
John Roe: The following contest is a standard gauntlet match for the Askai Championship, with the last person remaining in the ring winning the championship. Introducing first, from Athens, Greece at 135lbs…ATHENA!!!
Leah: Aww, I loved the Olympic Games. All the men in tight suits with severe camel toe and tight butts, I can’t wait for another four years, bring it on now!
JLT: I wonder who her opponent is going to be?
[The lights dim and we hear a voice over start to play...]
[Yeah, that's nice, right? Well, it doesn't exist, okay? Look at the hair. The hair is long, it's flowing, it's like a river. Well, it's a fucking weave, okay? And the tits. Please, I could hang my overcoat on them. Tits, by design, are intended to be suckled by babies. Yeah, they're purely functional. These are silcone city. And look, my favorite, the shaved pubis. Pubic hair being so unruly and all. Very vain. This is a mockery, this is a sham, this is bullshit. Implants, calogen, plastics, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush sh-these are not real women, alright? They're beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, hi Bob, our cellulite, seem somewhat inadequate. Well, I don't buy it, alright? What you fuckers, you think is that there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women you don't give us real women any thing approaching a commitment. It's pathetic. I don't know wha! t you think you're going to do. You're going to end up 80 years old, drooling in some nursing home, and then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, get married, have kids? What are you going to do: find a cheerleader?]
[Gold pyro shots off as the music kicks in. Lauren walsk out in a paire of leather pants and a white tank top. She smiles and makes her way to the ring.]
JLT: It’s Lauren Langley, she’s out first!
John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from New York City, New York; at a weight of 115lbs…LAUREN LANGLEY!!!
[Lauren rolls under the bottom rope and heads straight for Athena with a spear taking her down with her belt on. Lauren straddles her and begins to ramp her head into the canvas. Lauren then strips Athena of her title throwing it out of the ring, but grabs the Olympic flag and rolls out of the ring with it placing it in between two chairs making it stand up next to the commentary teams.]
JLT: Aww, don’t you feel proud?
[Lauren turns around to see Athena jumping straight at her with an Asai moonsault making them land on the floor. Athena brings Lauren to her feet and whips her to the steel steps, Athena then tries to dropkick her but Lauren moves out of the way and she sends the stairs into the barricade. Lauren then shoves Athena in the ring post making her stand with her back to it, Lauren then enters into the fans area. She runs towards the barrier, leaping onto it and attempting a clothesline but Athena ducks sending Lauren straight into the post.]
Leah: Ow! That’s why they call it high risk!
[Athena picks up Lauren and rolls her into the ring. Athena then climbs to the top rope and waits for Lauren to rise to her feet, she does clutching her arm. Athena leaps onto her with a cross body but Lauren dropkicks her making her land on her feet, Lauren then climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes her “Sky High” shooting star frog splash but Athena rolls out of the way, and then covers Lauren.]
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JLT: Lauren’s out!
[Just as Lauren is rolled out of the ring, “Everybody’s Fool” by Evanescence play as Dana Dameson struts out with a smile on her face as the fans cheer. She runs down into the ring sliding under the bottom rope and clotheslining Athena down.]
Leah: I’m hearing confirmation that Dana Dameson is now going by the name of Dana Lockhart.
[Dana Lockhart then begins to stomp onto Athena picking her up and executing a DDT onto her, Dana then bounces to the ring and drops a leg drop onto the champion. The challenger then picks her up and executes her Dana-Gerous Bomb finisher slamming Athena into the canvas. Dana covers.]
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[Athena kicks out, Dana Lockhart then finds her feet and whips Athena to the corner, Dana then races towards her but Athena spears her down and then props both of her feet onto the ropes of the turnbuckle for a cover.]
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JLT: Hey! That’s cheating!
Leah: Like we’re all virginal Jamie?
[Dana Lockhart then finds her feet but doesn’t leave the ring as Lacy’s music hits and she runs down the aisle. Lacy slides into the ring and tugs on Dana’s shoulder, she whips her to the ropes and elbows her over the top to the outside. Athena then pulls Lacy around but Lacy strikes her with a bottle of hot sauce to the head. The referee doesn’t see her throw it from the ring as Lacy picks up Athena and slams her into the canvas.]
[Lacy then runs to the turnbuckle. She propels herself up and over into a backflip before moonsaulting on Athena. Lacy then scoops up Athena and drops her onto her knee, she does it once more before turning it into a Death Valley driver. Lacy then tries to cover but Dana Lockhart pulls her out of the ring, the two begin to fight on the outside. Athena then slowly gets to her feet as Lacy shoves Dana into the crowd. Lacy then slides back into the ring but Athena scoops her up into a inverted DDT. Athena then springs to the top rope and leaps off with a dragon attack landing on a cover.]
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JLT: Lacy is out, although I think we can blame Dana Lockhart’s distraction for that!
Leah: Oh stop being a baby, can’t you see Athena and the rest of Dark Inferno are just great?
[“Explosive” by Bond hits as the referee gets security to take away Dana and Lacy. Keiko Yoshimato runs down the aisle and jumps onto the ring apron. Athena takes a breath and charges at her but Keiko leaps onto the top rope and into the ring with a hurricanrana. Keiko then gets to her feet. A tired Athena does too with a fresh Keiko coming at her, she pulls her into an Irish whip and then nails a spinning heel kick to take Athena back down to the canvas. Keiko Yoshimato pulls Athena back to her feet and executes a piledriver slamming Athena into the canvas, she then heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Athena takes a while to find her feet, but when she does she falls backwards into the ropes sending Keiko down onto her groin and falling into the ring as both women take a moment to recuperate.]
JLT: Athena has done very well so far, but I am not going to be surprised if this is it for her. The tiredness is clearly showing.
Leah: Athena has survived five women already! Don’t count her out!
[Athena is up first, she runs towards Keiko but Keiko turns around with her ‘Fiery Mist’ spitting fire into Athena’s face and sending her straight to the canvas.]
Leah: Look! The Olympic Flame! Haha!
JLT: How the hell did she do that?
[Keiko then brings Athena to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Keiko then tries to execute her ‘Killer Kick of Death’ finisher but Athena catches it, Athena then turns it into an ankle lock. Athena stands upwards and steps over Keiko’s lower back to add more pressure to the lock, Keiko then tries to get to the ropes but she has to tap over in case of getting her ankle broken.]
Leah: Athena is invincible!
[The lights dim and the pounding beat of "Not Listening" by Papa Roach blasts over the PA system and the crowd get ready as they know that's coming. After an explosion of pyro, Black Cherry makes herself seen to the fans and saps their energy through their cheers. She walks down the ring, ready to do whatever she has to do to get whatever she wants. She steps through the ropes and climbs one of the turnbuckles. She dismounts after looking over the crowd and gets down to business.]
[Black Cherry’s showboating gives Athena time to recover. Black Cherry kicks and whips her to the ropes, the Brit then leaps over the Greek and executes a powerslam. Black Cherry then pulls Athena to her feet, she nails a neckbreaker before attempting a cover.]
[Athena gets her shoulder up. Black Cherry then brings Athena to her feet and whips her to the corner, Cherry then bounces over Athena and lands on the top rope as Athena turns around, Black Cherry then leaps out with a Dragoncanrana pinning Athena.]
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JLT: Black Cherry just eliminated Athena, that means we have a new champion crowned tonight!
Leah: So it’s between three women! Athena was only eliminated because she was tired, if it was a normal match she’d conquer everyone!
[The music of Kennedy blasts through the PA system as the diva runs down the aisle and slips under the bottom rope. She immediately runs to the ropes with Black Cherry trying to catch her in a tilt-a-whirl slam but Kennedy counters it into a headscissors. Kennedy then finds her feet and pulls Black Cherry into a airplane spin before dropping her on her head. Kennedy then covers.]
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[Black Cherry kicks out. Kennedy then brings her to her feet, she moans to the referee for not counting quick enough. Kennedy then tries to execute a stalling suplex to Black Cherry but the Essex Girl counters and lands behind Kennedy rolling her up into a school boy.]
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[Kennedy gets to her feet in shock, she then begins to stomp onto Black Cherry as “Baby” Loni Persian runs down the aisle and stands on the outside of the ring. She watches as Kennedy is ushered by the referee, Baby Loni Persian slips into the ring. She picks up Black Cherry and whips her to the ropes.]
JLT: It’s either one of these two women! Kennedy is out, although she’s not very happy about it!
[Black Cherry then counters with a clothesline. Black Cherry tries to nail an elbow drop by Loni rolls out of the way, Loni Persian then brings the Briton to her feet and gives her some shots to the face performing slamming her into the corner.]
[Black Cherry counters with a boot to the face, but Baby doesn’t quit there as she spears Cherry back into the corner. Black Cherry then props Loni on the top rope and tries to execute a frakensteiner but Loni shoves her away. Loni then positions herself and leaps backwards with a moonsault taking Cherry down as Loni hooks the legs.]
JLT: This could be it!
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Leah: It is it! We have a new champion!
John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Askai Champion…”BABY” LONI PERSIAN!!!
[Summer Sanders runs to the ring with a tear in her eye, she and Loni hug as she squeals. Persian then is handed her belt and holds it up high into the arena as the fans cheer, Black Cherry is then helped to her feet by the referee. She and Loni Persian then shake hands as Black Cherry raises Baby Loni’s arm up into the air.]
JLT: “Baby” Loni Persian keeps her undefeated streak! We have a new Askai Champion!
Leah: Well done to Black Cherry though, she put up a very good fight. Despite the last woman in having the biggest advantage, I can’t say if it wasn’t other circumstances my Dark Inferno girl would’ve won.
JLT: Oh shut up!
[Returning from a quick vignette to hype Lilith’s wedding. We find the ring having a black carpeted canvas, a sword and a crucifix in the ring. There are men in cloaks chanting around the ring and dripping red water around on the floor. Renegade is standing in the ring dressed in black up to his chin, with his eyes glazed over and his eyes pale.]
[The arena then darkens as an organ sounds evilly as Charmion, Mother Grim and Kerrigan walk out dressed in black robes bearing candles. These are Lilith’s bridesmaids. They walk down to the ring dripping candle wax on the ramp as they go and stand in the ring next to Renegade in a line. “Planet Hell” by Nightwish plays as Lilith walks out in a black gown, she smirks as walks out alone. She stops on the top of the ramp and looks behind her as a Satanic priest walks out behind her.]
[They walk down the aisle and step into the ring. Lilith stands next to Renegade but he doesn’t look at her instead stares straight at the ground. The music dies down as the priest picks up the sword making the fans slightly worried. He stands in front of the couple with it.]
Priest: Today we stand in the presence of Satan. His forsaken banishment from Heaven the cause of joining two red apple lovers together before He. In the presence of Cerberus who worships and protects the gates of Hell, and will devour your virginal love to sought to protect you and you.
[The Priest taps both shoulders of Lilith and runs the sword down her forehead, nose and chin. He then orders Renegade to disrobe, which he does revealing he is only wearing black spiked underwear. Charmion and Mother Grim step forward, they pull out a razor blade and graze their chins making blood stream from the little cut. The priest takes the tip of the sword and captures the blood from the cheeks of each ‘bridesmaid’.]
[He then takes the sword and runs it down the left side of Renegade from his shoulder before curving to his belly button and does the same thing on the opposite side. Lilith smiles.]
Priest: The ceremony is comp-
[Suddenly the ring erupts in flames first with one side, and then another, before boxing the divas in. The flames then burst out of the turnbuckle as the fans shriek in terror, the arena lights then begin to dim and re-dim as the video wall makes a large cracking sound as it blacks out and the commentary team are inaudible. Ravens, hawks and phoenixes swarm into the arena and begin to circle the ring, screaming is heard as the sounds of whipping, torture, and slaver can be heard. Men shouting “Help us! Help us please!” can be heard around the arena. Suddenly lightning strikes the centre of the ring as the flames stop, the birds fly off and the electricity and sounds resume.]
JLT: What the in the name of God, was that!
[In the ring we see Renegade curled up into a ball and dressed in jeans with a t-shirt. Elsewhere the ring canvas has returned to normal with the priest, huge crucifix sword and Lilith and her bridesmaids have vanished. EMTs run down to the ring to check on Renegade who slowly rises to his feet, he staggers backwards but stands up and looks around the arena in confusion. Renegade then hits the floor collapsing into a faint.]
Leah: Where did everyone go? That was very scary Jamie! I don’t get scared easily but I was terrified, I’m telling you that was not something human!
JLT: I don’t know what it was!
Rockford State Championship Match
JLT: Next up we have the Rockford State Championship in a ‘Japanese School Girl’ match. Like we’ve mentioned tonight has been mainly about stipulations and history making and this is the first ever match of it’s kind. This all started with Razor and Erica Lopez wrestled for the contendership.
Leah: Erica came out on top, and last week on Exile Erica got Shane to sign this match or she would sue the president. Thus this match was signed, and Dark Inferno have already lost a title tonight so the pressure is on Jade to retain.
[Erica’s music blasts over the PA system as she walks out in a pink school girls outfit, complete with back-pack and pigtails with pink highlights. The fans laugh as she struts down the aisle in block boots before sliding into the ring and standing.]
JLT: Kinky.
[The sounds of Jade’s theme plays as she walks out in a traditional outfit of a white shirt, black pigtails and knee high grey socks with smart shoes. Her title is on her shoulder as the fans boo as she walks to the ring.]
[She slides under the bottom rope and steps into the ring holding her title. A female woman attaches clips to both Jade and Erica’s pigtails which are attached to a piece of rope making them joint at the pigtails.]
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