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Sunday September 28th 2003
Krysta Taylor: Ladies and Gentlemen; please welcome from HBO’s Sex and the City and here tonight to present the Diva of the Month award…KIM CATRALL AND KRISTIN DAVIS!!!
Out strut the two women, Kim is wearing a long red dress whereas Kristin has gone for the short white dress look as the two waves to the crowd before reaching the podium to officiate the ceremony about to take place imminently.
Kristin Davis: Why thank you for that warm reception. Me and Kim are here tonight to present the Diva of the Month award to the woman who has made the biggest impression on the fans during the last few months.
Kim Catrall: With such a huge award up for grabs there are a lot of processes before we can actually decide a winner. There’s evaluating each diva, determining whether they are a good representative for the federation are only two of the things decedent for this award.
Kristin Davis: But we are here tonight to leave all those judging behind as in my hands, in this envelope, holds the new diva of the month for October so I don’t see why we should keep you waiting any longer.
Kim takes the envelope and sexily reads it before putting it down on the table and looking at Kristin who has a ‘well’ look on her face as Kim realises.
Kim Catrall: And the winner is….BIANCA!!!
Bianca walks out in a sparkly red dress obviously recovered and looking as hot as hell for this evening as her heels dig into the stage while her legs carry her over to the podium. She kisses both of the television stars on the cheeks before she takes her award and thanks the fans and everyone who made her achieve this dream before they all leave together. The new October Diva of the Month announced.
Dylan Silver: Congratulations to Bianca who’s the new October Diva of the Month, we wish her well on the journey she’s about to enter as that title.
Renegade: I love red you know Dylan? It’s my favourite color on a woman as in my motto “A girl who wears red, is ready for bed” so I guess I’ll have to take up Bianca on that over that this evening after the show.
Dylan Silver: Watch it Renny-baby, you don’t’ want to get another restraining order do you?
Ladder Match
Panning around the arena, “Brackish” by Kittie begins airing throughout the arena. The fans all over the arena burst out into boos. Appearing from out on top of the entrance ramps was Crystal bobbing her head to the rock music. She kept herself away from the fans trying to touch her. As she made her way near the ring, A tall ladder stood at the end of the aisle. Crystal took a moment to look at the ladder. Being daring, she walked right under it and up to the ring where she slid in and basked her moment in the spotlight.
Dylan Silver: Here’s a match I’ve been waiting for Renegade. This is going to be a ladder match and Katrina’s wedding money is on the line!! We’re talking about at least twenty five grand up for grabs. As you can see here, Crystal is being quite the wild one as she just went under the ladder.
Renegade: You know, that’s bad luck to do that. Although, Crystal is always a good luck charm.
Dylan Silver: In any case, there is a lot at stake in this match. You got two boxes handing over the rings. One will have the wedding money check while the other will have a box full of red ants!!
Crystal takes a moment to prepare in the corner while “Freaking Out” by Adema blares over the sold out arena. Walking out to greet the arena was the dark haired raven, Katrina with a smile. She waved out to the fans and then blew a kiss to the camera in front of her. As she made her way to the ring, Katrina eyed her opponent with a serious expression. Like Crystal, Katrina looked at the ladder at the end of the entrance ramp. Glancing back at Crystal in the ring, Katrina became daring and walked underneath the ladder. Katrina points at her ex-punk rock partner, talking smack.
Renegade: Oh man! Look at Katrina! She is just red hot tonight!
Dylan Silver: She’s red hot and obviously has a serious intent on this match. You can hear the fans are one hundred percent behind her. Again, a lot is in this match. Katrina’s big wedding is pretty much on the line! All the money for her happiest day is on the line. All of it can be down the drain by just this match.
Renegade: Well, she’s also at a disadvantage in some ways. Crystal knows Katrina very well. The two were once best friends. They shared everything together! Crystal know Katrina’s weaknesses.
Katrina takes her time to walk up the steel steps and enter the ring. She kept an eye on Crystal as she took her bow in the center of the ring with the cheering fans. The referee brought the two to the center of the ring. The bell rings and Crystal is the first to strike with a smashing forearm to the face knocking Katrina off her feet!! Crystal goes on the attack as begins to stomp a mud hole in Katrina. Katrina tries crawling to the ropes, but she’s knocked to the canvas with the brutal stomps to the back!!
Dylan Silver: Goodness gracious!!! Crystal is just pulverizing Katrina with the stomps to the back. Just think that this all started with that forearm to the head.
Renegade: Crystal is taking no prisoners! She’s taking it to Katrina.
Dylan Silver: Well Crystal isn’t here for play. She’s here for business.
Renegade: Crystal is just putting those boots across the back of Katrina. Reminds me of one of my movies I was in.
Just as Katrina could reach the ropes, Crystal grabs her by the hair to pull her up and flip Katrina over with a snapmare following it with a sleeper hold! Katrina has her hand up as she struggles to stay in this match. The referee goes to check on Katrina. Katrina isn’t going to give up early. The fans in the arena begin to clap their hands together to help get Katrina more strength. A chant of “KATRINA” chants soon follow. Crystal yells out as loud as possible to tell the fans to shut up, but the chants are defining! With Crystal still attached, Katrina slowly stands to her feet. The fans get louder in cheering on. Katrina is up! She begins to fire in some elbow shots to Crystal’s stomach. Each shot loosens the grip of the sleeper. Finally, Crystal lets go and Katrina fires her to the ropes. Crystal bounces off the ropes and is met with a super high kick to the face, knocking straight down on the canvas. The arena crowd lets out a pop of cheers in approval.
Dylan Silver: WOW! What a kick to the head by Katrina to Crystal!
Renegade: That kick met straight in the kisser of Crystal. Poor girl. She won’t be able to kiss me after this match.
Dylan Silver: Crystal maybe down, but she’s no slouch. She’ll be up in no time.
Crystal crawled over to the ropes while Katrina rallied the fans behind her. After getting the fans approval, Katrina walked over Crystal, reaching out to her, but Crystal pulls out a trick by grabbing Katrina on the waist and throwing her out of the ring to the arena floor! Crystal got up with a sly smile on her face and walked out to the middle of the ring crouched in fighting position. She looks out to the floor to see if Katrina will get up. Katrina grasp her stomach, but slowly gets to her feet. Once she’s up, Katrina looks into the ring seeing a charging Crystal running to the ropes! She dives through the ropes and to Katrina with smashing cross body!!! The ladies fall to the floor and both stay down in pain. The audience were in awe.
Renegade: Ahh! Look at these two Dylan! Both are taking the fight outside the ring!
Dylan Silver: That was one hell of a move to Katrina from Crystal. She dives through the ropes with a cross body, taking Katrina out! You got to believe that Katrina must not know where she is.
Renegade: She better know where she is. Her wedding money could be gone in a split second!
The two women finally begin to move, both trying to find the strength to get up. Crystal sees Katrina up to her feet. Crystal lunges at her opponent, grabbing the hair. Katrina breaks the grip and suddenly irish whips Crystal into the near by steel steps!!! Crystal hits the steps like a car crash, shoulder first!!! Katrina walks over to her fallen opponent knees Crystal in the face, making Crystal’s head bounce off the steel steps. The sickening thud is heard around the arena with fans struck in awe. Katrina picks her prey up by the hair and spins her round to smash her face on the steps, but Crystal blocks and instead smashes Katrina’s face into the steps!! Katrina grabs her nose, but Crystal continues to dish out pain as she takes Katrina to the ring apron and smashes her face into it! Katrina falls to her knees while Crystal walks over to the ladder.
Dylan Silver: These women are just tearing each other apart! Did you see how the two practically nailed each other’s faces in by whatever way they could!? First it’s Katrina’s knee in Crystal’s face, then Crystal putting Katrina’s face into the steps and the ring apron!
Renegade: After this, both of them are going to need reconstructive surgery. Look at Crystal. She’s going for the ladder! This match is about to get even more brutal.
Dylan Silver: A ladder match is very brutal. Perhaps one of the most brutal matches ever, in our business.
Crystal folds up the ladder, waiting to strike at Katrina. Katrina is up and turns around to blasted in the face once again with the end of the ladder!! Crystal puts the ladder in the ring and then grabs Katrina to toss in the ring as well. Crystal slides, grabbing the ladder. She sets in a corner of the ring. Crystal grabs Katrina to pick her up. She fires Katrina to the ladder with an irish whip! Katrina hits into the ladder; back first. Crystal takes a few steps back goes at Katrina with a back handspring elbow, but Katrina moves and Crystal rams into the ladder! Crystal falls to her knees. Katrina moves to the center of the ring. She sees her fallen opponent and runs towards her. Katrina makes the moves and nails a…SHINNING WIZZARD!
Renegade: OH MAN! Katrina using a page of her fiance’, Shane Helms!!
Dylan Silver: Did you see that kick to the head of Crystal?! That just racked Crystal’s brains!
Renegade: How is Crystal going to recover from that?
Katrina parades for the crowd and then takes the ladder to the center of the ring. Katrina sets the ladder and starts to climb it. She’s on the first step and then the second and now the third.
Dylan Silver: Uh oh. Crystal better get up. Katrina is already on the hunt to keeping her money!
Renegade: Come on Crystal!
Dylan Silver: It looks like Katrina is going to win!
Crystal comes too and she’s up. Katrina is up on the fourth step. Crystal hurries over to the ladder and suddenly surprises Katrina by having her on her shoulders. Crystal walks away from the ladder to the side. Katrina doesn’t know what to do! Crystal starts spinning and hits Katrina with a spiral bomb!!!
Renegade: Oh my God! Did you see that move from Crystal!?
Dylan Silver: Crystal is back in this match! She nails a spiral bomb and now the ladies are down and out!
Renegade: Some powerbomb! That just took out Katrina!
Crystal takes the opportunity as she gets up to her feet and heads to the ladder. She begins climbing the ladder, one step at a time. While she’s climbing, Katrina starts to move. She can see that Crystal is just now climbing the ladder. Katrina crawls out of the bottom rope to the ring apron. She pulls herself up to her feet by using the ropes. Crystal is now on the fourth step. Katrina is now climbing the ropes!
Dylan Silver: Crystal is already on the ladder! She’s on the sixth step! Now Katrina is climbing the ropes!
Renegade: What the hell? Why is Katrina climbing the ropes! This is a ladder match!
Dylan Silver: I don’t know what Katrina is up to, but all I know is, she better hurry and stop Crystal, or she can say goodbye to her wedding! Goodbye twenty five grand!
Katrina sets herself up on the top rope. Crystal is now near the boxed above. She’s reaching and can touch them. Katrina stands up and leaps off the top rope, hitting the ladder with missile drop kick!!! The ladder rocks side to side. Crystal holds on for dear life! The ladder falls over and Crystal straddles the top rope, flipping over the arena floor!!!! The fans are roaring off in cheers, blowing the roof off the top of the arena!!!
Renegade: OH MY GOD!!! CRYSTAL JUST FELL TO THE FLOOR FROM OFF THE LADDER!!!
Dylan Silver: GOOD GRIEF!!! I cannot believe what we’ve just seen!
Renegade: Crystal stumbled onto the ropes and to the floor! She could be injured Dylan!!
Katrina slowly rises up, obviously in a large amount of pain. She sees the fallen ladder and reaches for it. She grabs it to stand it back up. Instead of sitting up in the center of the ring, she sets up in the corner of the ring. Taking a glance outside the ring, Katrina sees that Crystal is actually getting up. Katrina slides out of the ring to toss Crystal back inside. Once inside the ring, Katrina scoop slams Crystal near the set up ladder. Katrina heads out of the ring and climbs the ropes again that the ladder is standing in front of. Crystal rises back up and sees Katrina on the top rope, going to climb on the ladder. Crystal begins climbing the ladder to meet up with her opponent.
Dylan Silver: Uh oh! This doesn’t look good.
Renegade: These two women are giving their all! Too bad it’s not with me.
Dylan Silver: You’re just too sick Ren.
The two ladies meet at the top of the ladder. Katrina throws a slap to the face of Crystal, heard throughout the arena! The fans are on the edge of their seats. Crystal comes back with a slap of her own to Katrina! Katrina goes for another slap, but Crystal blocks and slaps back, nailing Katrina in the jaw. Crystal hooks the arm and Katrina’s shorts. With all her strength, Crystal pulls up. Up and over goes Katrina as Crystal lays a SUPERPLEX off the ladder to the mat!!! The fans burst out in tremendous awe!!
Renegade: HOLY CRAP!!!!
Dylan Silver: OH LORD!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE CARNAGE!!!
Renegade: BOTH CRYSTAL AND KATRINA ARE DOWN!!!
The referee checks in on both ladies. Crystal is the first to come around. Katrina has a hold on her painful ribs. Crystal backs the referee away into the corner while she grabs Katrina’s legs. Crystal falls back nailing a sling shot on Katrina, but Katrina’s body slams into the referee in the corner!!! Now the referee is down.
Dylan Silver: The referee is down!
Renegade: Katrina’s lifeless body just rams into the referee’s body!
Dylan Silver: I don’t know if this referee is going to continue.
Crystal exits the ring and to the time keeper’s table. She pushes the time keeper out of his chair and takes it! She goes into the ring with the chair folded. Crystal stands prepared, waiting for Katrina to get up. Katrina slowly gets, she turns around and Crystal nails the chair over her skull!!
Renegade: HOLY COW!!! What a chair shot?!?!
Dylan Silver: Crystal just swung that chair over the skull of Katrina!!! Holy cow?
Renegade: Katrina skull must be busted open!!!
Crystal has a demented smile from ear to ear. She throws the chair down to get the ladder. Crystal drags the ladder out to the center of the ring. Crystal stands it up firmly and begins climbing. The referee is still down. Katrina is down and she is busted open as some blood pours down her forehead. Crystal reaches the top of the ladder. She picks a box and pulls it down!! Smiling about her supposed win, Crystal comes down the ladder. The fans are booing in displeasure. Once down, Crystal opens the box lid to have a disgusted look on her face!
Dylan Silver: Look at this! Crystal has got the box full of red ants!
Renegade: That’s not right! She’s got to get the check that has the money! She’s got to get the moolah to win!
Dylan Silver: That is true. Getting the money means you win the match and well, Crystal doesn’t have that.
Crystal sits the box down, getting ready to climb the ladder again. She starts climbing, but running down the ramp is MISS. RHIANNON!!!! The crowd boos as Miss. Rhiannon makes her presence seen.
Renegade: What the? Why is Miss. Rhiannon down here?
Dylan Silver: Miss. Rhiannon is in the ring. I have no clue why she’s down here.
Renegade: Isn’t it bad enough that Katrina is down and Crystal is going to win?
Miss. Rhiannon slides in the ring, grabbing the box with the red ants and then grabs the leg of Crystal. Rhiannon pulls her down. Crystal starts arguing with Rhiannon and then slaps her!!! Crystal turns her attention back to the ladder, but Rhiannon grabs Crystal and spins her around. Miss. Rhiannon removes the box lid and THROWS the ants in Crystal’s face!!!!
Dylan Silver: OH MY GOD! CRYSTAL GOT RED ANTS THROWN IN HER FACE!!!
Renegade: OH NO!!! Those ants are going to bite her all over her gorgeous body!!!
Dylan Silver: Justice has been served!!!
The fan have exploded in a defining cheer all over the arena. Rhiannon helps Katrina up. Katrina is surprised to see Rhiannon. She looks out of the ring at the floor and sees that Crystal is squirming with ants crawling over her face! Katrina climbs the ladder, step by step. Finally at the top of the ladder, Katrina grabs the only box above the ladder. She pulls it down and opens the box. Katrina pulls out the check as the fans cheer her on, bloody face and all!!! Miss. Rhiannon wakes the referee. He comes to. Katrina is down and the referee gets up to raise her hand!!! The referee calls for the bell and Katrina has won as Crystal got a face full of ants!!!
Renegade: KATRINA HAS WON!!! KATRINA WON!
Dylan Silver: CRYSTAL HAS GOT A FACIAL FULL OF ANTS! KATRINA’S WEDDING DAY IS ON!!
Renegade: What a win! All thanks to some help from Miss. Rhiannon!
Miss. Rhiannon smiles, looking up at the ring as she heads up the ramp. Katrina celebrates in the ring the fans while officials rush to the ring to aid Crystal to the back.
-Don't Try This At Home Commercial-
Big Nasty is backstage surrounded by ten police officers who are for the roster’s protection rather than anyone else’s. He stands in his ring attire which consists of leather pants and elbow pads as he tapes up his wrists with his eyes focused down on his taping as he doesn’t acknowledge the police officers as he stands in a scary silent.
A door is opened and it shuts as Christian Moralez enters in a suit but still Big Nasty is intent on his taping. Christian Moralez puts his hands over the wrists of which Nasty was taping which makes Big Nasty give him an evil stare as the camera then goes around to a side view of the two standing.
Christian’s eye then look at the police officers as he then raises his eyebrow, Big Nasty smiles as Christian leaves the room to leave his representative on his own again. Suddenly Big Nasty right hands one of the officers sending him down as the other’s all bombard him but they are thrown off and collide into the walls of the small room.
Big Nasty big boots a few of them before he grabs two of them hitting them with elbows to the faces sending the weak officers to the ground and finally out. The room is a deadly silence as Big Nasty smiles at his damage and is happy of the freedom and glad to have a little warm up match.
Out of no where comes an officer with a truncheon to the back of this giant, but Big Nasty begins laughing as the officer looks scared. He grabs the law enforcer by the collar and thrusts him at the wall.
The officer crashes threw it as he collides with the floor nastily and he is now covered in the plaster which consisted of the wall. Big Nasty then screams which leads an echo around the arena before he walls out of the locker room pleased with himself.
Renegade: My god did you just see what Big Nasty did to those officers? He should be locked up permanently and I’m scared now I don’t think I’m safe out here with you. I knew I should’ve worked with Brock.
Dylan Silver: I’m just worried about Big Nasty is going he could be going anywhere at this minute or even worse he could be after one of the other allied representatives or something, like I mean we need some information people!
Unleashed Championship
Dylan Silver: It's now time for the main event, which pits our Unleashed Champion Mya in a handicapped match against Kaci & Jolson!!!
Renegade: You know what I say about twins Dyldo. Double your pleasure, Double your fun, that's the statement of the great man, Renegade - "The bomb".
Dylan Silver: You completely ripped that off double mint gum.
Renegade: You lie....
"How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu plays over the PA system as a black pyro erupts sending both Jolson and Kaci up on a podium with a back to back pose, the podium lowers back into the stage. Gemini then raise their hands into the air taunting the crowd who is loving their appearance in matching outfits before strutting to the ring.
Krysta Taylor: The following contest is a handicapped match and it is scheduled for ONE FALL. Making their way to the ring, the team of Kaci Russell and Jolson... GEMINI!!!!!
Renegade: I have the sudden urge for gum Dyldo.
Gemini slides into the ring and after they both slide in under the ropes, Kaci & Jolson pose on opposite turnbuckles as the flashes go off. After a few more moments of Gemini posing with each other. All lays quiet in the arena as the suspense of the next ring appearance mutes the crowd. The lights dies and the silence along with the dark proves too much for people. Suddenly the opening riffs of "Cult of Luna" trigger of a parade of boos and jeers as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the shadows. The only light is that of the titantron. The movie shows disturbing images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot; death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few.
Krysta Taylor: Ladies and Gentlemen, making her way to the ring... she is the Divas Unleashed Champion... MYA!!!!
She ignores the hate from the fans as she comes to the ring, occasionally she would glance up at some fans in particular and gives them a look that could burn a hole through stone. With the Unleashed title around her waist, she gives a look of confusion to Gemini before climbing into the ring as the lights come back on again and her music slowly fades outs. She turns to the crowd and takes off her Championship belt, just as she turns back, Gemini awaits her, and she is taken down by a double clothline as the bell rings.
Dylan Silver: And the handicapped match for the Unleashed Championship begins...
Kaci & Jolson pick Mya up to her feet, and then launch The Anti-Herion into the ropes. Mya blazes back across the ring and takes Kaci & Jolson down with a double clothline. Mya pulls Jolson to her knees and thrusts her right knee right into the face of Jolson! She then kicks the body of Jolson out of the ring as Kaci awaits Mya to turn around. Mya turns and Kaci puts her in a Rock-Bottom like position, before switching over and taking Mya down with a reverse DDT. Kaci pulls Mya to her feet and runs her into the ropes and as Mya runs back, Kaci takes Mya down sidewalk slam. Jolson is up on the apron and Kaci tags her in. Kaci lifts Mya in a suplex position, and Jolson jopins her. The duo begin lifting Mya for the move, and Mya flies back down with a fierce double DDT! She lifts Jolson up quickly and hits a body slam. As Kaci gets to her feet, Mya whips her into the ropes and Kaci reverses it. Ass Mya runs back, she takes down Kaci with head scissors! Jolson grabs Mya from behind by her hair, and Mya quickly turns around and hits a belly to belly suplex on Jolson with causes Jolson to fly over the tope rope!!!
Kaci then quickly nails a flying neckbreaker on Mya, and then signals she is heading for the top rope! She looks onto Jolson, as she awaits Mya to rise to her feet. Mya jumps onto the 3rd rope near her and Kaci falls on the turnbuckle, straddling the corner!!! Mya quickly runs up to the ropes and leaps onto Kaci's shoulders, she then leans back to go for a frankenstiener! Just as she does, Mya's legs slip off of Kaci, and Mya lands chest first on the mat! Kaci's legs are entangled on the top rope, and she has hit her head on the bottom turnbuckle! Kaci dangles in the corner, as Jolson slides into the ring. Mya catches her breath and stands up. Jolson then grabs Mya and goes for a back suplex. Mya then flips out of the move, and Jolson nails the Blue Crush spinning-heel-kick!!! Mya goes down in an instant, and Jolson goes for the pin.
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Mya kicks out! Jolson gets up and checks on Kaci, who is still dangling upsidedown in the corner. Mya rises to her feet and Jolson runs towards the rising Anti-Herion. Mya quickly flapjacks Jolson into the top rope and grabs Jolson by the arm. She then hits a springboard armdrag into a swinging DDT!!!
Renegade: And the Portait of Pain has been painted all over Jolson's face!
Mya sees Kaci's head in the corner and she takes off across the ring going for a baseball slide to Kaci's skull. Kaci lifts her head back up at the last second, and Mya ends up with her legs wrapped around the steel post! Kaci then hits a molly-go-round type move right onto Mya's face!!!! The crowd makes a huge "OH!!!!" sound as Kaci stays on for the pin.
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Mya simply puts her hands on the bottom rope and Kaci stands on her feet. She pulls Mya out of the corner and then lifts Mya up in the corner. Kaci sees Jolson rising to her feet, and she gets on her hands and knees infront of Mya. Jolson runs across the ring, and as she does, Mya jumps on Kaci and dropkicks Jolson in the gut! Kaci stands up and Mya leaps onto Kaci's head, signaling for a hurricanrana off. Just as she does, Kaci nails a a sit-out powerbomb!!!
Dylan Silver: The womaniser!!!
Renegade: Why do you think she calls it the womaniser? Does it make you more womanly? |