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Sunday 18th December 2005
[We cut backstage to see Lilith with Icenique over her shoulder, she kicks the door open and enters a locker room. Lilith then tosses Icenique to the floor, who is still groggy from the mirror attack earlier. Ciara Demillo rises from her feet and smiles at the fallen Icenique, Ciara then stands over her and unhooks her Unleashed Championship from around her waist and places it on her shoulder. She smiles to herself.]
[Ciara then glances at Lilith who extends her hand out, opening her palm to Ciara. Ciara then scowls and turns, she opens a locker and pulls out a duffel bag and tosses it to Lilith. Lilith opens it and rummages in it, tossing out fake notes which have been cut on green paper.]
Lilith: This has no money in it.
[Ciara then shrugs to Lilith.]
Ciara Demillo: It’s not my problem.
Lilith: You said there was a bounty. I want my money.
Ciara Demillo: I said there was a bounty but I never said that it was $250, 000 in real notes. It’s just fake, monopoly money. Nobody questioned me, it’s not my fault. Now I have my brand new championship on my shoulder.
Lilith: I want my money!
[Ciara kisses her teeth and rolls her eyes.]
Ciara Demillo: Tough luck, Lil’.
[Ciara then turns and faces the mirror, she strokes the Unleashed belt as Lilith’s eyes narrow. Suddenly Lilith grabs Ciara from behind and tosses her into a locker, Lilith nails a few stiff shots to the face before she snatches the championship away and tosses it aside. Lilith then grabs Ciara by the hair and tosses her head first into the mirror. The mirror shatters as Ciara falls to the floor, Lilith then gives a coy smile. She then kicks Icenique in the back, which revives the bootylicious champion somewhat.]
[Lilith then storms out of the room, she bumps into Joanie Storm and the two exchange lingering glasses. Joanie then looks into the room and sees the damage Lilith has done and a smile spreads across her face.]
JLT: Lilith just took out Ciara! She threw her into the mirror!
Leah: What is it with Lilith and mirrors?
JLT: I don’t know but Lilith tried to claim the bounty on Icenique and Ciara tricked her, her bag was full of monopoly money!
Leah: Well, that is a great game.
[We cut backstage to see Maurice standing on the stage, wearing a red catsuit with fake boobs and his blonde hair tied upwards in a ponytail. He smiles, his face covered in makeup. Next to the drag queen stands Crystal with a microphone in her hand, as she leans on the stand to try and stand up. The room is decorated festively with various holly and tinsel spread around the room. There’s a DJ sound-system set up in the corner of the room and a stage, various divas, referees, and people are gathered backstage. Maurice brings the microphone to his lips.]
Maurice: Oh my God! It’s officially time to launch the Christmas party! Can you like, so believe it’s this time again?!
Crystal: No, I can’t. Like Lil’ Kim said, it’s time to launch the party and we have a special guest to kick it off! Please, help yourself to plenty of alcohol and mince pies!
Maurice: Hehe, yes! Lets! And to start the show please welcome Naughty Or Nice’s special guest, here with “Get Your Number”, it’s Mariah Carey!
[Maurice squeals and jumps up and down excitedly as he skips off stage with Crystal in hand. The opening sound of “Get Your Number” by Mariah Carey plays as Mariah struts onto the stage wearing the same number from earlier and begins to lip-sync horrifically. The crowd cheer for her and begin to dance to the music.]
[Mariah struts across the stage as we see Crystal taking two bottles of vodka from the drinks table and handing one to Tequila who dances in the music. Felicity looks on with a miserable face from the other side of the room. Shayla Walker dances in the middle, with a “Birthday Girl” had on. Kristin then looks on from behind Shayla with a devious look.]
JLT: Look Leah! The party is starting!
Leah: I wish I could be back there!
JLT: Well we will later on, after the show is finished, it’s set to go until the early mornings!
Leah: I just hope they supply free condoms!
[We fade in to see Krysta Taylor standing backstage in a green dress which has a plunging neckline. Next to her stands Mystika in her ring attire and prepared for attire, Krysta glances at her and raises her eyebrows. Krysta brings the microphone to her face as a fake smile spreads across it.]
Krysta Taylor: I’m standing by with Mystika. She needs a makeover. Anyway, she’s challenging for the Unleashed Championship tonight. Mystika, are you excited for your match?
Mystika: Excited to be getting this shot, but nervous. This is something I've dreamed about ever since coming to DU. I've earned tonight, but whatever happens will happen.
Krysta Taylor: Cool. You’re taking on one of your best friends in Icenique. Do you feel like you’re going to hold back against her or just let the bitch have it?
Mystika: What we agreed upon was that this would be friendly competition. If I win, I win. If I don't, I don't. I'm just happy that my first title shot is against someone I know and trust.
Krysta Taylor: I know, it reminds me of my first porno. You’re hosting the FWAs in several days time, do you think it would make your year even sweeter if you presented them as the Unleashed Champion?
Mystika: That would definitely be something to savor, especially since I'm hosting with Star, after all the success she's had here. But there won't be any grievance if I wind up hosting without a belt around my waist.
Krysta Taylor: I know, I apologise to you in advance for upstaging you with my fabulous pre-show presenting skills. Anyway, all that’s left is to ask you the most important question, what do you want Santa to bring you this year?
Mystika: Just love and happiness, Krysta. I've already got great friends, a loving fiancé, an amazing career, and a supportive family. A box of Godiva chocolates might be nice, too.
Krysta Taylor: Aww, such high calories. I thought you looked fatter. Anyway, thanks for the interview.
Mystika: ....Thanks, Krysta.
[Krysta gives Mystika a fake smile and looks into the camera, pushing her boobs up. Mystika looks on with a content look on her face. We cut back to ringside.]
JLT: Mystika seems to be in a happy place, I hope she wins tonight.
Leah: Ugh, favouritism Jamie. That’s illegal.
JLT: Then you should be serving a life sentence, Leah.
Stripped Championship First Blood Match
JLT: We have the Stripped Championship up next as The Unibrow defends against Joanie Storm. Joanie has been gunning for the Unibrow’s brow since her arrival and tonight they collide in a first blood match!
Leah: That’s right, the woman who bleeds first loses! It’s such a brutal match, I was expecting something much more happier for Christmas. Joanie has been randomly assaulting the Unibrow for several weeks and she was the one who requested this match!
JLT: Joanie is certainly a nutcase, the Unibrow will have a tough time competing with her technical-aerial arsenal!
[The area gets dark, then you hear Dr. Doomsday's evil laugh. Suddenly the "Imperial March" (Darth Vader Theme) starts playing as red lights appear on the ramp as the arena is still pitch black. Dr. Doomsday walks out with a sick smile on his face and The Unibrow behind him. Dr. Doomsday is dressed in a red and black Magician's tuxedo complete with cape, bowtie, and top hat. The Unibrow is wearing a black vinyl bra top with red draw strings in the middle and a red net haltertop over it. She is also wearing a black vinyl mini skirt and black boots with red laces. Dr. Doomsday continues walking down the ramp with an evil grin on his face. The Unibrow pauses at the top of the ramp for a moment to and pouts as she strikes a model pose. Then she continues to the ring with an excited smile on her face.]
John Roe: The following contest is a first blood match for the Stripped Championship. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida; at a weight of 135lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Dr. Doomsday, the Stripped Champion...THE UNIBROW!!!
[A pink and purple spotlight focus on the entanceway as "No Daddy" by Teairra Marie begins to play. As the first verse ends, Joanie appears from behind the curtain. She walks sensually to the middle of the ramp. She glances to her left then to her right. Seeing a guy with his girlfriend, she walks slowly toward them. She gives the guy a sexy smile and goes into kiss him, she then quickly grabs his girlfriend by the face and pushes her away.
Joanie Storm comes to the ring with a trolley of hardcore goodies. Her trolley includes a broom, chair, trashcans, aerosol, a glass vase, a mirror and much more.]
John Roe: Her opponent and the challenger; from Charlotte, North Carolina; at a weight of 119lbs...JOANIE STORM!!!
[The referee calls for the bell after Joanie slides into the ring and exchanges stares with Dr. Doomsday and the Unibrow who stand next to each other. Joanie then shoves the Unibrow out of the way as Joanie confronts Dr. Doomsday, she shoves him backwards and nails him with a shot across the face.]
JLT: Why is Joanie attacking Doomsday?
Leah: She wants him out of the match, of course.
[Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring The Unibrow pulls out the glass vase from the trolley and slides into the ring. Joanie Storm turns around as the Unibrow tosses the vase into Storm’s face, it connects and knocks Joanie to the canvas. Joanie then stands to her feet and brushes the glass from her face, she holds the top of her head and then looks at her hand to see blood. Joanie’s eye widen as she stares at the Unibrow with a look of shock]
JLT: Joanie is bleeding! She’s lost the match!
John Roe: Here is your winner and STILL Stripped Champion…The UNIBROW!!!
[The referee then sees the blood and calls for the bell, as the Unibrow smiles and begins to celebrate in the ring. She hops up and down on the canvas, before she turns to meet Joanie’s frozen stare. Joanie then chases after the Unibrow who bails through the ropes and begins to run up the apron, Joanie then picks up a lead pole from her trolley and begins to chase The Unibrow up the ramp.]
JLT: Where are they going?! The match is over!
Leah: That was shocking, Joanie got busted open from that vast in record time! I don’t think this is finished business, I’m sure Joanie Storm’s hunger for the Unibrow has just risen!
JLT: Well glass is very easy to cut on, I was hoping to see a longer match but I guess the rules at fair! I can’t say I’m not disappointed!
[We see Shayla Walker leaving the Christmas party with her cake in her hands and Tabitha Windsor at her side. Shayla walks down the corridor when suddenly she’s shoved forward by Kristin Wallace-Hudson. Shayla falls forward and hits the floor, with her face landing into the pink cake. Kristin then slaps Tabitha and shoves her down. Kristin then stands over Shayla and begins to rub her face from side to side into the cake, Kristin sneers at the teen.]
Kristin Wallace-Hudson: You think you can try and ruin Kat’s chances huh Shayla? Well think again, you’ve been interfering in our business for too long! This will teach you to stay out of it once and for all, you’re not legend in the making, you won your title belt as a fluke!
[Kristin then stomps Shayla’s head into the cake and smiles.]
Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Oh, and Happy Birthday.
[Kristin then turns and walks past Tabitha Windsor who has found her feet, she gives a dirty look back to the duo. Tabitha leans down and tends to Shayla, Kristin then re-enters the Christmas party with a smug look on her face.]
JLT: How mean was that?!
Leah: Well Shayla should stay out of Katrina’s business, she’s caused Katrina too many loses, Kristin was right!
JLT: I don’t think this would be a birthday Shayla would want to remember sadly!
Rockford State Match
JLT: Chimera and Katia are set to fight it out next over the Rockford State Championship, and as we saw earlier on, it doesn’t appear Katia is in the best state to wrestle. She’s wearing an eye-patch and a neck brace and she’s taking on the deadly Chimera in singles action. I wouldn’t want to be in her shoes!
Leah: She probably wouldn’t let you in her shoes, you know how she loves them. Katia had her golden statue fall on her last week and ended up in hospital where Chimera showed up and stole her championship belt! How rude is that?
JLT: Let’s not forget that Katia was spooked weeks before Chimera emerged, she’s fled the ring on numerous occasions. Let’s hope she can get revenge for all her ‘torture’ tonight.
Leah: Or at least a new pair of shoes out of the whole thing!
[The faint sound of blowing wind fills the arena as blended images of beauty of torture illuminate the DivaTron. "Change" by Deftones hits the speakers as a thick fog covers the stage. A red light flash and Chimera appears through the smoke. She walks slowly down the ramp, holding her right hand up to her face where her tarantula manager, Angelina, dwells. She then walks over to the announcers table and removes her long jacket, then spreads it across the table and places Angelina in the satin lining. Chimera kisses her manager and makes her way into the ring.]
John Roe: The following contest is a standard match for the Rockford State Championship, introducing the challenger. From parts unknown, at a weight of 117lbs, the Morbid Mistress...CHIMERA!!!
[“Touch” by Amerie suddenly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil Katia..Along side her is her manager Livia who's also as evil, Katia now walks out from the back and makes her way towards the ring, But before she reaches there she stops at the stage section and gives the crowd a little twirl of her latest outfit, Although she gets mostly boos out of it.]
John Roe: Her opponent; from Alexandria, Egypt; at a weight of 120lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Livia, the Rockford State Champion...KATIA!!!
Finally with Livia by her side the evil Katia begins to head to the ring waving to the crowd like she's the queen of the world. When both Divas reach the ring, Livia jumps up on Katias' makeup before the match can begin the apron and holds the middle rope for Katia who enters it ever so graciously, Once inside the ring now Livia begins to check on her]
[Chimera and Katia exchange glances from across the ring. Katia then removes the purple and gold neckbrace and hands it to Livia on the apron. Katia and Chimera then approach each other as Katia begins to yell in Chimera’s face before slapping her. Chimera retaliates by grabbing Katia by the head and slamming her backwards into the canvas, Chimera follows it up with a barrage of punches to the face. Chimera then grabs Katia’s head and begins to ram it into the canvas, trying to damage the champion’s neck further. Katia brings both feet up and wraps them around Chimera, using her leg strength to push Chimera backwards into a sitting pin. The referee counts.]
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[Chimera rolls out and climbs to her feet. Chimera then shoots a look to Livia who scowls, Katia nails a kick to Chimera’s gut and whips her to the ropes. Chimera bounces back and manages to duck Katia’s clothesline, floating over and nailing a DDT. Chimera then finds her feet and begins to stomp on Katia’s neck, she then pulls the champion to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle. Chimera follows it up with a running clothesline which connects.]
JLT: Chimera is focusing on that hurt neck of Katia!
[Chimera nails a few shots to the face and attempts to prop Katia on the top turnbuckle but Katia kicks Chimera away. Katia then grabs Chimera from behind and runs across the ring before planting her with a “Call of the Bast” running bulldog. Katia then grabs Chimera’s arm and pulls it into a “Kat’s Cradle” Fujiwara armbar, applying pressure in the centre of the ring.]
JLT: Two of Katia’s signature moves in the space of a few minutes, Katia needs to try and ground Chimera early on this match.
Leah: Katia could lose her title if she’s put in a full nelson. I know how to do one of those you know, I should so get into the ring and just choke Katia the hell out!
JLT: You do that.
[Chimera refuses to give up to the hold and Katia is forced to break it. She rises to her feet and brings Chimera with her, she brings her into a suplex position but Chimera is able to counter the move by elbowing Katia in the head. Chimera then kicks the fabulous one and pulls her into a “Crimson Hands” pedigree position, hooking both her arms. Chimera then smiles as she executes the move sending Katia face first into the canvas.]
Leah: That had to hurt!
[Chimera rolls Katia over and hooks the leg.]
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[Katia kicks out.]
JLT: Katia doesn’t want to lose her title tonight, she’s going to fight to the death, you know how much she loves her possessions.
Leah: Materialistic bitch. You know why they wouldn’t give me a statue?
JLT: Because you’re an annoying, judgmental bitch?
Leah: That’s right, that’s discrimination.
[Chimera brings Katia to her feet and pulls her into a front face lock. Chimera then runs to the corner and springs from the second turnbuckle nailing a tornado DDT. Katia falls to the canvas holding her neck as Chimera stands over her. Chimera stomps on her neck and drops an elbow across her chest.]
[Chimera waits for Katia to rise to her feet as she crouches for her in the corner. Katia does and turns as Chimera kicks her in the mid-section and pulls her into a powerbomb position. She attempts to go for her modified widow’s peak “Angelic Angst” finisher but Katia wriggles out and lands on her feet. Katia bounces to the ropes and nails a flying spinning heel kick to take Chimera down to the canvas.]
[Both women find their feet once again as Chimera charges towards Katia. Katia manages to stop her with a mule kick to the face, Chimera stumbles backwards as Katia pulls her into a swinging neckbomb “The Katiaclysm” move and slams the Morbid Mistress into the mat. Katia then hooks the leg for a cover.]
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[Chimera kicks out.]
[Both women find their feet. Chimera props herself against the ropes, Katia runs towards her but Chimera counters by dropping to the canvas and pulling the ropes down in a bridge, Katia flies over the top and hits the outside with a thud.]
Leah: Ouch! They should really put bouncy castle like padding on the outside, it would make matches more fun!
[Livia approaches Katia and begins to tend to her, checking her neck is okay. Meanwhile Chimera has bounced to the ropes and leaps through them with a suicide diva connecting with both Katia and Livia as all three women fall for the padded floor on the outside.]
JLT: What a daring move by Chimera!
[After several moments both women move on the outside of the ring, Chimera gets to her feet first and knees Katia in the mid-section. She rams Katia’s head into the ring apron and whips her into the barricade. Chimera then charges at Katia with an attempted spear but Katia moves and Chimera connects with the barrier and falls backwards. Katia then picks up Chimera by her hair, Katia then swings Chimera sideways by her hair, launching her into the air. Chimera connects sideways with the ring post and then falls on top of the steel steps with a thud.]
Leah: Ouch! What a bitchy move!
[Katia then climbs onto the steel steps with her opponent. She holds her neck and then digs her nails into Chimera’s face. Chimera manages to counter by poking Katia in the non-patched eye, Chimera then pulls Katia into a pedigree “Crimson Hands” position and smiles. She then leaps into the air and executes the move, slamming Katia face first into the steel steps.]
JLT: Chimera just nailed the “Crimson Hands” to Katia on the steel steps! It has to be over!
[Chimera then rolls Katia into the ring and slides in after her. She brings Katia to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position, she rolls her up her body and pulls her into a modified widow’s peak “Angelic Angst” finisher and nails the move. Katia’s neck snaps back as she falls forward to the canvas. Chimera then sits with a satisfied look on her face, she rolls Katia over for a cover. The referee counts.]
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[Katia gets her shoulder up.]
Leah: That was so close! It was a 2.9 count!
[Chimera looks at her opponent with a frown on her face. She shakes her head and stands staring at the referee. Chimera then exits the ring and heads to the timekeeper’s table, she snatches “her” championship belt and slides back into the ring. The referee runs over to her and tries to snatch the belt from her but Chimera shoves him down into the canvas and out momentarily.]
JLT: Chimera is cheating!
[Chimera waits as Katia rises to her feet. Chimera then runs towards her and nails her across the face with the championship belt, knocking Katia backwards and landing hard. Chimera then stares at the championship before dropping the belt and lying across Katia in a cover.]
JLT: Oh come on! Referee! Referee!
Leah: Oh he couldn’t see it he was too busy napping. Katia should’ve seen the belt coming! It’s her own fault!
JLT: Chimera shouldn’t even use the belt, what kind of a person uses a belt to win a match?
[Livia rolls into the ring and grabs Chimera by her hair, pulling her off the cover with a handful of hair in her hands. Chimera then turns and kicks Livia in the gut, she then nails a “Desolation” stunner onto Livia. Livia hits the canvas out cold, as Chimera then begins to kick her out of the ring to the outside.]
JLT: Chimera just took out Livia too! She’s on a war path tonight, she’s like a woman possessed. She wants that Rockford State championship back for good!
Leah: She really does, right now she has a bootleg copy, stealing it and all, she needs to make it official.
[The referee has found his feet again as Chimera sighs in frustration and pulls Katia up. She whips her to the corner, Chimera then runs to the opposite corner and mounts a running charge towards Katia. Katia counters the move with a superkick to the face, sending Chimera stumbling backwards and holding her mouth.]
[Katia then props herself on the top rope, Chimera turns around as Katia leaps from the top with a her blockbuster “The Chaotic Kittie” flipping neckbreaker finisher connecting to Chimera. Katia then holds her neck as she nails a bridge over Chimera. The referee counts.]
JLT: She nailed it!
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[Chimera kicks out but it’s too late. Katia then rolls out of the ring holding her neck, she then searches around for her title with her one good eye. “Touch” by Amerie plays as John Roe hands the Egyptian her championship belt, Katia hugs it and raises it above her head.]
John Roe: Here is your winner and STILL Rockford State Champion…KATIA!!!
[In the ring Chimera punches the referee across the face. Katia helps Livia up and the duo begin to head up the ramp, Chimera then pulls the referee into her “Angelic Angst” finisher and slams him into the canvas. Chimera then stands and gives a cold stare to Katia, Chimera points to Katia’s championship belt and nods her head. Katia shakes her head in retaliate and kisses the belt in front of Chimera.]
JLT: Katia retained her championship belt! Chimera dominated most of the match with Katia’s injury but it looks as though things are far from over between Katia and Chimera!
Leah: I know, beauty and the beast continues! Did you see what Chimera did to the poor referee? She’s a nutcase.
JLT: Katia escapes with the championship back around her waist, I expect she’ll be back to arrogant ways now!
[We cut backstage to see Dame Barbara standing in front of the camera, she’s suddenly shoved to the side by Krysta Taylor. Krysta then smiles and flips her hair, Barbara stands next to her, dressed in her all-in-one attire and a smile on her face. Krysta brings the microphone to her lips, turning to Barbara.]
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