Sunday 12th February 2007
Staples Center, Los Angeles, California

Tag Team Championship Match Blonde Ambition (Carley & Courtney Monroe) vs. Lethal Dosage (Cherrie & Crystal Hilton) © JLT: Next up we have the wrestling match which has spilled into a political debate as Blonde “Think Pink” Ambition challenge Lethal “Vote Rose” Dosage for the DU Tag Team Championships! I can’t wait for this match, it should be pretty great! Leah: I hope my girls Cherrie and Crystal beat up those stupid idiots, did you see them being ‘interviewed’ tonight? They’ve clearly lost it! JLT: They were just having fun, I think Blonde Ambition have the advantage in this match, they’re sisters and they’re sticking together whereas it seems Lethal Dosage are heading into this match divided! That could very well cost them the titles! Leah: You underestimate the sassyness of my lovely sistas. JLT: We’ll find out who wins the Diva of the Month award later tonight but the titles will be on the line and I think that’s a more important prize! Blonde Ambition have been going all out to get everyone to think pink and winning the titles could give them that extra edge! Leah: Roses are beautiful, slender flowers that prompt reactions of pride, love and power. Pink is the colour of morons. End of. [The crowd gives a warm ovation for Cherrie, who flashes a bright smile as she starts down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring with Jenny Astor in tow. Hilton pauses to high five as many of the fans in the ringside seats as she can, then slowly climbs the ring steps and makes her way into the squared circle. Cherrie goes to her corner of the ring, climbs to the middle turn buckle to acknowledge the fans, then bounces back to the ring as she awaits the arrival of her opponent.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, hailing from Detroit, Michigan; at a weight of 134lbs, accompanied to the ring by Jenny Astor, she is one half of the tag champions and one half of Lethal Dosage…CHERRIE HILTON!!! [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip".] John Roe: Her partner, from Long Island, New York; at a weight of 120lbs, she is one half of the tag champions and one half of Lethal Dosage…CRYSTAL HILTON!!! [Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down, exchanging looks with Cherrie.] [The cameras turn to the entrance way as the Los Angeles crowd awaits the arrival of their hometown heroes. All of a sudden, “Real American” blasts through the arena as the fans leap to their feet, the place erupting. Red and yellow strobe lights fill the stage as Carley Monroe walks out dressed like Hulk Hogan with yellow tights, a yellow top with “Monroemania!” enscribed in red lettering and a huge red and yellow feather boa around her neck, she twitches her head as she wears sunglasses and walks out like the Hulkster as the fans cheer loudly, trying to blow the roof of the Staples Center.] Leah: What the hell?! JLT: Look! It’s the Megapowers! They’re in DU! [Next to her is Courtney Monroe, dressed like Randy Savage. She’s sporting a multicoloured bandana and is wearing a flesh coloured top with drawn on steroid-style muscles that covers her entire upper body, making Courtney looked stacked. Courtney sports huge sunglasses and sideburns which have been badly drawn on, as well as really tight leather pants. At Courtney’s side is Mistress dressed as Miss Elizabeth, wearing a long flowing blue gown with sparkling diamonds on it. She stands and waves.] [Carley and Courtney high five each other and begin to make their way down to the ring, at ringside we see the Monroe’s family cheering with Kaylie turning away in embarrassment, holding her hand up to her face. Hulk and Randy slap the fans hands in the front row, Carley then spins her hand in the air, talking gibberish and points to Cherrie Hilton in a Hogan-style. Cherrie and Crystal glance at each other and frown.] John Roe: And introducing the challengers, from Los Angeles, California; at a combined weight of 230lbs, accompanied to the ring by Mistress, Carley and Courtney Monroe…BLONDE AMBITION!!! [Carley walks up the steps, tossing the boa over her shoulder and walks along the apron, she looks around the arena and points to the crowd before climbing into the ring, still nodding her head and twitching as she goes. Courtney then climbs onto the apron and starts flexing her muscles like a body builder, raising her eyebrows up and down and making “Ooh” faces, pushing her lips together to make an “O” shape. She looks into the camera and shouts “Ohhhh yeahhh!” like a madman.] JLT: Can you believe Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage are here? They’re challenging for the tag titles! This is fantastic! Leah: Oh shut up! This is beyond silly! [“Randy” climbs into the ring and spins around, her arms extended as the Monroe family stands and cheers as Kaylie buries her face in her hands. Mistress stands on the outside, applauding and smiling, look pretty and classy as Miss Elizabeth did. The sounds of “Real American” continue to blast around the arena as Carley and Courtney flex their muscles for the crowd, posing like contestants in Mr. Universe.] [The referee calls for the bell as the music dies down but the Monroes continue to pose, suddenly from behind comes the Hiltons, each knowing down a Monroe. Crystal sends Carley flying out of the ring as she tumbles through the ropes and lands on the floor on the outside. Cherrie stomps onto Courtney’s back, Crystal leaves the ring and stands in the Lethal Dosage corner. Cherrie brings Courtney to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Courtney bounces back as Cherrie scoops Courtney up into a tilt-a-whirl slam and plants her in the canvas, going for a quick cover.] Leah: Yeah, beat that bitch! [1] [2] [Courtney kicks out.] JLT: The Monroes may not be the brightest sparks but they have so much energy, I think that’s how they do well! They get the fans behind them and have fun, their opponents don’t want what to make of it! Leah: They probably just need their ADD medication. Someone give it to them! Make this stop! [Cherrie then climbs to her feet and bounces to the ropes, she leaps into the air attempting to nail an elbow drop to the heart of Courtney but Courtney rolls out of the way. Both women find their feet, they both charge towards each other but Cherrie leaps into the air with a running knee to the face, knocking Courtney into the canvas.] JLT: That was nasty knee from Cherrie, she seems like she’s a dark horse, I think she’s overshadowed by Crystal but undeservedly so. She’s a good wrestler! Leah: Yeah, did you see what Crystal wore to the FWAs? Those pictures were everywhere and I didn’t even know Cherrie was there! [Cherrie then grabs Courtney by her hair and drags her to the champion’s corner, she tags in Crystal Hilton. Crystal then climbs to the top rope as Courtney stands, holding her face. Crystal leaps from the top rope, connecting with a hurricanrana to take Courtney down into the canvas. Crystal then rolls to her feet and perches as Courtney holds her head and climbs to her feet.] [She turns around as Crystal swings with her leg, attempting a chick kick but Courtney ducks and Crystal swipes air. Crystal then turns to face Courtney but Courtney grabs her by the throat and plants her in the canvas with a baldo bomb “Blond Bombshell”. Courtney then leaps to her feet and begins to dance, the cheer cheering on.] JLT: A good move from Courtney but she should be capatalising with a cover! Leah: She’s too dumb for that, she just likes to whore herself to the crowd for all the attention. That slut! [Crystal lies on the canvas as Courtney then points around the arena and heads to the top rope, she climbs to the top and perches, signalling once again to the crowd. Courtney then leaps, flying through the air and connects to Crystal with an flying elbow to the chest as the fans cheer.] JLT: That was the Macho Man’s finisher, the Monroes are really into their characters! [Courtney covers Crystal, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Crystal kicks out.] Leah: That’s right, you ain’t know that! [Courtney looks sad and shakes her head, Crystal rolls to her feet, holding her chest. Crystal grabs Courtney by her hair and whips her to the ropes, Courtney hits them and bounces back, leaping into the air with a flying leg lariat to take Crystal down into the canvas. Courtney then scurries to her corner and tags in Carley Monroe.] [The fans cheer as Hulk herself climbs into the ring, Carley then approaches Crystal. She grabs her by the head and nails her with a fist to the face, Carley then tries to do the move again but Crystal blocks the punch and nails Carley with an elbow to the face. Crystal then tries to whip Carley to the ropes but Carley cartwheels instead, stopping the Irish whip.] JLT: I don’t remember the last time Hulk Hogan did that! Leah: He’d probably break a hip if he did now! [Carley then leaps into the air and nails Crystal in the face with a dropkick, Crystal falls to the canvas and rolls out of the ring. Carley then begins to run around the ring, twirling her arm like Hulk Hogan as the fans cheer. Crystal finds her feet on the outside of the ring, she approaches Courtney Monroe and yanks her from the canvas.] [Crystal then spins Courtney around and begins to nail her with fists to the face, Carley then notices this and bounces to the ropes. She charges towards Crystal and Courtney and leaps over the ropes, connecting with a plancha to take all three women down to the floor on the outside, with Carley lying on top of both of them.] JLT: That was a bold move from Carley, they’re all down and out in front of us! Leah: Yeah, it’s too close for comfort! I don’t want to get any lurgies from the Monroes! [Cherrie Hilton climbs into the ring as the trio begin to climb to their feet on the outside of the ring, Cherrie bounces to the ropes and runs toward them. She grabs the top rope and leaps over it, connecting to the trio with somersault splash. All four women crash into the canvas onto the outside, Cherrie rolls to her feet, holding her back. Cherrie then drags Courtney to her feet and rolls her onto the Japanese announce table.] JLT: What is Cherrie doing?! Leah: She’s terrifying the Asians! Good job! [Cherrie then climbs to join Courtney on the table, she knees her in the face and pulls her into a pumphandle slam position. Cherrie then hoists Courtney up into position and leaps forward off the table, slamming Courtney back-first into the padded floor. Courtney writhes in pain, holding her back as Cherrie stands and smiles, walking back to her corner.] JLT: That was a brutal idea that Cherrie had, Courtney could have slipped discs or anything on that floor, it’s so unforgiving! [Crystal then brings Carley to her feet and rolls her back into the ring. Crystal slides into the ring and begins to stomp on the back of Carley’s head, Crystal then brings Carley to her feet and pulls her into a fisherman’s suplex, planting her in the canvas and holding the bridge for a cover, the referee counts.] Leah: Here we go, you know it’s over. My girls win! [1] [2] [Carley gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Or not, you should really stop counting out Blonde Ambition! [Crystal rolls to her feet, she tags in Cherrie. Cherrie looks at her as Crystal calls her over for a double team move, Cherrie rolls her eyes as Cherrie climbs to the top rope. Crystal then scoops Carley up into an electric chair position, Carley sitting on Crystal’s shoulders as Cherrie Hilton leaps from the top rope, completing a doomsday device double team as Carley and Cherrie crash into the canvas.] Leah: YAY! [Cherrie then covers Carley, hooking the leg.] JLT: Lethal Dosage have the cover! [1] [2] [Carley Monroe interrupts the count, running into the ring and nailing a cartwheel into an elbow drop to the back of Cherrie.] Leah: That cheater! She needs to stop doing elbow drops! [Cherrie finds her feet, holding her back as Courtney stands up and points to the crowd, doing a Randy Savage impression and flexing her muscles. Cherrie then stands behind Courtney and spins her around, nailing her in the face with an elbow. Cherrie then tags Crystal into the ring as they whip Courtney to the ropes, Courtney bounces back as the Hiltons attempt a double team but Courtney leaps into the air and takes both women down with a dive, her knees hitting the face of Cherrie and her arms colliding with Crystal.] JLT: Courtney took out both the Hiltons! [Courtney then stands as Mistress applauds, Courtney heads to the turnbuckle and starts to dance, shaking her butt as Carley Monroe climbs to her knees, holding her head. Cherrie finds her feet and runs towards Courtney, leaping into the air with a dropkick and connecting, sending Courtney tumbling from the turnbuckle, all the way to the outside of the ring.] [Crystal finds her feet as Cherrie accidentally bumps shoulders with her heading to the team corner, Crystal shoots her a dirty look. Crystal then approaches Carley and boots her in the face, knocking her down. Crystal then begins to stomp on Carley’s back but Carley crawls up despite the shots.] JLT: Could it be?! [Crystal continues with her kicks but Carley climbs to her feet, starting to walk around the ring and shaking her head, “Hulking up”. Crystal nails Carley in the back of the head but it seems like it has no affect as Carley runs around the ring, Crystal then kicks Carley in the back with a stiff kick. Carley turns around and points at Crystal, shouting “Meanie!”.] JLT: Ut-oh! Leah: Carley’s all Hulked up! JLT: Monroemania is running wild! [Crystal frowns and runs towards her as Carley nails her in the face with a fist, sending her down to the canvas. Crystal rolls to her feet and tries again but Carley nails her with a fist, knocking her back down. Crystal thumps the canvas and climbs to her feet, Carley grabs her and whips her to the ropes. Crystal bounces back as Carley nails her in the face with a big boot, knocking her down to the canvas.] JLT: She nailed the big boot, I think we know what’s coming next! Leah: Hopefully it’s a lethal injection! [The fans cheer and Carley turns them, Carley grabs her top by the collar and tears it in half with a “Rawr!” expression on her face. She the shirt from her body and into the crowd as the fans go wild. Kaylie buries her head in her coat at ringside as the rest of the Monroe clan cheer widly. Carley points to the fans and then bounces to the ropes and runs towards Crystal, leaping into the air and planting the famous leg drop across her neck.] JLT: She nailed it, she nailed the leg drop! It has to be over now! [Carley covers Crystal, hooking the leg. The fans count along.] [1] [2] [Crystal gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Haha! [Carley looks upset and sits with a frown on her face, Carley then walks to her corner, stomping her feet and tags in Courtney. Courtney then pats Carley on the back as she stands and sulks, Courtney climbs to the top rope and eyes Crystal on the canvas, Courtney then leaps with the Savage flying elbow drop.] [Crystal rolls out of the way as Courtney smacks into the canvas. Courtney holds her elbow as Crystal climbs to her feet, Courtney finds her feet, clutching her elbow. Courtney runs towards Crystal but Crystal suddenly nails her across the face with a chick kick, knocking her down into the canvas.] JLT: Crystal nailed the set up for her finisher, she should be ready to pull out the Rose Whip now! Leah: And end this before it goes on any longer, I have a headache from all this Monroemania crap! [Crystal then signals for her finisher and heads to the top rope as Courtney lies still, Crystal perches in position but Cherrie Hilton suddenly tags herself in. Cherrie approaches Courtney but Crystal leaps into the air, executing a 450 splash “Rose Whip” and connects to Courtney. Crystal then holds her position for a cover but the referee refuses to count.] [Cherrie stands with a hand on her hip as Crystal shakes her head, Crystal stands and shoves Cherrie. Cherrie shoves her back as Crystal falls back and lands on her butt. Cherrie brings Courtney Monroe to her feet and tries to pull her into a suplex position. She tries to lift her into the air but Crystal pulls Courtney down by her legs. Courtney then heads to her corner and tags in Carley while the Hiltons stare at each other.] JLT: It looks like the Hiltons are about to come to blows! Leah: Nah, they’re fine. They’re sistahs! JLT: I think they are fine! Look! [Crystal then shoves Courtney to the fall and confronts her sister, Carley Monroe runs into the ring and stands next to the feuding Hiltons. Carley then points at both Crystal and Cherrie, they turn to her as Carley steps forward and ruffles both of their hairs and shouts “Meanie!” loudly, pointing at them. Cherrie and Crystal frown at each other and then both nail Carley in the head with a fist, knocking her down to the canvas.] Leah: Classic! [Courtney then climbs to the top rope as Cherrie and Crystal argue, she leaps into the ring nailing Crystal on the head with a double axe handle smash, knocking her down into the canvas. Courtney then cheers and dances to the ropes, enjoying the fans cheers. Courtney then turns to Cherrie Hilton, Cherrie kicks her and tries to pull her into a stunner but Courtney shoves her away to the centre of the ring as Carley connects to her with a superkick, knocking her down into the canvas.] JLT: What a kick from Carley, Cherrie could have broken her jaw! Leah: Oh be quiet, all you do is go on about how people could have broken body parts or injured. Stop saying “they might” and start praying to the Lord that they do! [Cherrie rolls out of the ring, holding her mouth and Jenny Astor consoles her on the outside. Carley and Courtney high five each other and then grab each other’s arms, leaping up and down and giggling. Carley then remembers her character and starts shouting “Whatchagonnado!” in a deep voice.] Leah: I’m going to choke myself to death if this continues! [Crystal Hilton finds her feet, stands and tilts her head like a confused puppy. Crystal approaches Courtney from behind and pulls her into a German suplex, sending her flying across the ring and landing on the bottom turnbuckle. Carley then looks shocked as Crystal swings for her, trying to nail her with a chick kick to the face but Carley ducks.] [Carley then whips Crystal towards Courtney, who nows stands in the corner. Courtney pulls both her feet up and boots Crystal in the face, Crystal stumbles backwards as Carley comes from behind, leaping onto her back and pulling her backwards for a “Meanie Mangler” backcracker finisher.] JLT: Carley nailed her finisher, it has to be over now! Leah: Booo! [Carley nails the move as Crystal bounces to the canvas, lying motionless and holding her back. Carley then smiles and does a Hogan twirl with her hand and rolls Crystal over for the cover. The referee counts, as does the arena as Courtney faces them and counts along.] JLT: Carley has the cover, the crowd are going wild! [1] [2] Leah: Wait, look! [Suddenly Cherrie Hilton crawls into the ring, Cherrie grabs Carley and pulls her backwards into a schoolboy, applying all her weight onto Carley’s body as the referee counts.] JLT: Cherrie came out of nowhere! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Hahahahaha! John Roe: Here are your winners and STILL Tag Team Champions….LETHAL DOSAGE!!! JLT: Lethal Dosage win! Leah: YES! [Cherrie rolls off Carley’s body and out of the ring, laughing and smiling. Courtney then turns and frowns, wondering what happened. Courtney then looks upset and runs over to Carley as Carley sits up on the canvas, confused. The Monroe family boo as Jenny Astor hands Cherrie her title belt, Cherrie raises it into the air and smiles, laughing at the way she won.] JLT: Just when I thought it was Blonde Ambition’s victory, Cherrie came out of nowhere and scored the win for Lethal Dosage, they keep the titles! Leah: All is good in the world! [Crystal sits up as the referee hands her the championship belt, Cherrie and Jenny head up the ramp together, celebrating to the sounds of their entrance music. Courtney then rips off her banada and tosses it to the canvas, folding her eyes and sulking.] JLT: Lethal Dosage leave here as the champions but I wonder how long they can keep the belts if they nearly came to blows tonight? Leah: Who cares? I’ve been saying Vote Rose all along and tonight proves how fabulous my sistas are! {The arena falls into pitch blackness, and the jumbotron flashes to life. In bold pink numbers it begins counting down.} 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... {Pyro explodes from either side of the stage, as Saliva’s ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ blasts over the P.A. The lights come up you see Amber on the stage doing the splits, and holding her fist high in the air. She wears a robe of pink silk, and she gets up and slips on a pair of black high heels.} JLT: “This is the new diva Amber. She isn’t scheduled to compete tonight?” Leah: “She’s out here to throw her hand into the ring, or just waste pay per view time with a rant. I’m telling you Jamie, some of these new divas are just too predictable. They all want to come in and get it all, right now.” {Amber prances to the ring, teasing the crowd with the belt of her robe. She uses the stairs, and ascends to the apron, then seductively enters the ring. The crowd behind her pops, obviously seeing something they liked. Amber snatches a microphone from the corner, and struts to the center of the ring. The males in the crowd are pretty vocal. To them it’s fairly obvious what’s coming. The wrestler smiles and scans the crowd.} Amber: “Good evening Los Angeles!” Amber pauses and accepts the cheap hometown pop from the crowd. “Some of you know me, while others are still in the dark. My name is Amber. I was a wrestler, a manager, and now things have come full circle. I am once again a wrestler! The Feminine Weapon of Mass Destruction is back!” {The crowd pops again, and Amber paces the ring with a smile.} Amber: “The difference between me and some of the other superstars on the roster is academic. You see, I wasn’t booked to wrestle tonight, but a true Diva knows how to steal the show!” Even though she’s new, the crowd is really getting into her promo as evidenced by another pop. “I’m not out here to make you think pink. I’m not going to politic to be the hottest diva of the week. I’m simply going to GIVE you fans a glimpse of the new diva in town.” {She tugs lightly at the silk belt around her waist.} “Here's a little glimpse of heaven…” {"30/30-150" by Stone Sour suddenly explodes over the P.A. System, and Amber looks in surprise towards the entryway while the lights dim down.} JLT: "What's going on now?" Leah: "I would guess another new diva." {Appearing at the entryway and jamming with the throbbing music is the new recruit Angel Hel, going by the ring name Inferna. Dressed in a pseudo-skaterpunk style, wearing a spiked choker, tight shredded jeans, Vans shoes, skull-decorated armbands and leather fingerless gloves. Her top is striped black and pink, short-sleeved, and only long enough to cover her chest. Her belly has a silver pierced dragon with a sunburst tattoo around the naval.) Leah: "Yup, that's diva newcomer Inferna from San Antonia, Texas." JLT: "Unlike Amber, she doesn't look ready to strip down for Nuclear Pussy exposure." {Inferna runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She kips-up to her feet, and makes the Metal-Symbol towars the fans with her tongue out. Amber looks at the young newcomer, her eyes examining the five-foot-seven beauty.} (The yound diva, holding the mic to her lips, points at Amber.) Inferna: “What, pray tell, do you think you're doing out here? Are you trying to humiliate yourself? I don't get it…” {Amber studies the young woman with a sneer.} Amber: "It's called making an impact. Stealing the show. I know this is your first time out of the trailer park, but even you understand that you only get one chance to make a good first impression." Amber smiles and looks Inferna up and down. "My body gets me in the door, and my wrestling skills will get me the rest of the way." Amber snickers aloud. "Are you jealous, or did you simply interrupt me for fun?" (Inferna's eyes lock with Amber's.) Inferna: "Your body gets you in the door? What are you trying to imply here? This is supposed to be about wrestling, isn't it?. And, no, I didn't interrupt you for fun. I came out here to halt you from living up to your inherent role as a slut." {Amber raises an eyebrow at the young woman, and scans the crowd.} Amber: "I'm not exactly sure your aware of this, but our target audience is male. MEN, watch this show. MEN are filling these seats." Amber walks to the corner and smiles at Inferna. "There are two types of people in this business. Superstars, and the people who show up, look great for a while, then disappear into the bargain bin. You know about the bargain bin don't you?" {Inferna looks at the mat, and then to the predominantly male audience. She bites her lip a little, and glares back at Amber.} Inferna: Well, maybe I. . . I mean. . . {she sighs}. {Amber sees her indecision and smiles. For just a moment Inferna, and everyone else in the arena believes that Amber might let this young woman walk away. She struts the length of the ring, and kicks off her heels. She suddenly turns and drops Inferna with a wicked side kick to the head!} Leah: “Looks like I was wrong! This Amber girl has attitude!” JLT: “That was a cheap shot!” Leah: “That will teach Inferna to watch who she calls a slut.” {Amber shakes her head at the booing crowd, then rips into Inferna’s shirt. Tearing the garment away reveals her wearing a violet sports bra. Inferna is shocked, but Amber isn’t done as she nails the younger woman with a boot to the head, and grabs two handfuls of shorts. With a yank, the fabric rips, leaving the pants hanging half off her body and revealing her g-string.} JLT: “Amber is giving us the strip show she promised…” Leah: “She’s making this naïve young woman look like a fool!” {Amber grabs Inferna’s shirt, and tosses it to the crowd. In the meantime, Inferna nips to her feet. Amber turns, and gets drilled with a gorgeous spinning heel kick to the jaw. She in turn grabs Amber’s silk robe and rips it asunder. Amber is wearing a black corset, panties, and garter belt, and the crowd goes wild as the impromtu catfight ensues.} JLT: “Inferna returned the favor and appears to be back in this thing with a vengeance!” Leah: "I believe they're punching, clawing, scratching, hair-pulling and eye gouging in that ring! Hard to tell with all the rolling." {Inferna sits up, her legs straddling over the chest of Amber, and begins firing off rapid rights into her attacker's face. Amber grabs Inferna's blonde hair and rolls her over, slamming her head into the ring mat. Inferna rolls back over to the mounted poistion and follows-up with a loud slap to the face} {Security rushes the ring and pulls the divas apart. The wild Texan is restrained in the corner, as Amber is dragged from the ring, and dragged up the ramp by a trio of burly security guards. The crowd pops as Inferna breaks loose from her captors, and boos loudly when they regain control at the bottom of the ramp.} Leah: “I’ll tell ya, for a couple divas not on the card, they got a lot of action tonight.” JLT: “You can take it as gospel that this isn’t over….” Leah: “Not by a longshot! Answer me this, when was the last time a couple newcomers made this kind of impact?” JLT: “I can’t remember, but I’m going to be very interested to see how this develops!” Stripped Championship "Beauty Treatment" Match Aphrodite © vs. KibbyD vs. Meggie JLT: We have a “Beauty Treatment” match next which should be pretty interesting, Aphrodite selected this match seeing as she is the “Beautiful One” and she spends most of her time pampering herself than anything else. I think she’ll have her work cut out tonight though as KibbyD and Meggie look like strong challengers! Leah: They are but the thing the I love most about this match is that all women are blonde and dumb! I hate them all so I can’t wait to see them beat the crap out of each other! JLT: All items in this match are beauty-themed and are laid out around the ring, I think all three women should be experts with the weapons available though, they’re all glamourous and pretty. Leah: Yeah but you still need to know how to wrestle, none of these women know how! That makes the match even more fun even though all the old school wrestling fans watching at home will be tearing their hair out! JLT: I think they can wrestle, Aphrodite’s held the Stripped Championship for a long time, it must be approaching a year now! She just has amazing luck and when you mess up her appearance, she gets angry! Leah: Think how angry KibbyD must dedicating all her time to make those crappy b-movies! Meggie too, it must be hard being so orange! JLT: Well all that ‘aggression’ should come out in this match for the title! [The camera cuts to ringside where there are a lot of objects hidden under silky black covers. There’s items lying on tables, hidden by the black cover, and weirdly shaped objects all related to beauty which lie at ringside. On either side of the ring stands two blonde women, their face caked in make-up and wearing white beauty therapy suits, the ‘consultants’ for the match if any of the divas happen to get into trouble with a product.] [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Turn It Up by Paris Hilton plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shots captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] John Roe: The following contest is a “Beauty Treatment” match for the Stripped Championship scheduled for one fall. Introducing the first challenger, from Houston, Texas; at a weight of 120lbs, accompanied to the ring by DaisyD, the Number One Bytch…KIBBYD!!!! [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Pink and Black Tie Up Boy shorts bottoms a Black Lace-Up Camisole with soft Pink marribou trimmed on it some black ankle boots 5'' and some black Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] [The sound of "About Us" by Brooke Hogan hits over the P.A. as Meggie runs through the curtain, she is followed by her boyfriend Kyle Maddison, She stands on the stage as a sparkle of pyro's shoot from behind her and then the lights go darker as the a pink spotlight shines right onto the ramp and Meggie shows off her gymnastic skills as she does a back handspring, another back handspring and landing into a split as she throws her hands up in the air and the fans roar loudly as Kyle meets her and picks her up by the hands and offers her a kiss, as she then climbs up into the ring, she taunts in all four corners and get's ready to fight, shooting Kibby a look.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Swans Quarter, North Carolina; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Kyle Maddison…MEGGIE!!! [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience.] John Roe: And introducing their opponent, from Paris, France; weighing in at 125lbs, she is the reigning Stripped Champion and “The Beautiful One”…Aphrodite!!! [Aphrodite walks to the centre of the ring, she flips her hair and hands her Stripped Championship to the referee. She smiles and begins to pout to the audience as the referee holds the belt up into the air and then nods his head, signaling for the bell. Aphrodite continues to pose but KibbyD takes exception to this and walks up to Aphrodite, standing next to her and beginning to pose for the fans as well. Aphrodite then steps up her pouting game, pulling sexy faces as Kibby runs her hand through her hair, with the champion and challenger both trying to out pout each other.] [Aphrodite twirls around and faces the fans on the otherside of the ring as Kibby copies. Meggie rolls her eyes and bounces to the ropes, Aphrodite and Kibby then spin around again to see Meggie charging towards them as Meggie leaps into the air and takes both women down to the mat with a double clothesline.] JLT: Nice move from Meggie, she’s getting straight to business! Leah: Thank God. [Meggie brings KibbyD to her feet and knees her in the mid-section, Meggie then runs towards the ropes with Kibby in hand and tosses her over the top rope as she tumbles to the floor on the outside of the ring. Meggie then turns to Aphrodite and walks towards her, Aphrodite holds her hold from the clothesline. Meggie walks up to her but Aphrodite suddenly slaps Meggie across the face, spinning Meggie around. Meggie holds her cheek and then turns back to Aphrodite, slapping her even harder across the face.] Leah: Yay! A good old fashioned bitchfight! JLT: Those slaps were pretty intense! [Meggie then grabs Aphrodite and whips her across the ring, Aphrodite bounces back as Meggie leaps into the air, she tries to drive Aphrodite into the canvas with a hurricanrana but Aphrodite counters and pulls Meggie up into a powerbomb position. Aphrodite then walks to the ropes and tries to powerbomb Meggie out of the ring but Meggie counters, executing the hurricanrana and sending Aphrodite tumbling over the top rope.] [On the outside of the ring, KibbyD stands and pulls a cover off one of the tables, revealing a selection of goodies. On the top lies tons of make-up reigning from mascara to blusher complete with various brushes to apply the expensive make-up with, creams and hair dye lie in bottles and at the back of the table there is an assortment of different sized mirrors. Kibby smiles and picks up a mirror, she checks her appearance and winks at herself.] JLT: She’s checking herself out during a match?! Leah: Who’s idea was it to give these women mirrors?! [Kibby then picks up a lip gloss, she reads the label and then tosses it into the ring. Meggie stands and frowns, not appreciating Kibby being so distracted. Kibby then picks up a bright pink lip gloss and begins to apply it, using the mirror. Meggie watches annoyed and doesn’t realize Aphrodite has found her feet, Aphrodite grabs Meggie’s feet and sweeps them, knocking Meggie to her back. Aphrodite then pulls Meggie out of the ring and to the outside.] [Aphrodite then nails Meggie in the face with fists, Meggie stumbles backwards as Aphrodite grabs her arm and spins her around, pulling Meggie into a full nelson. Aphrodite then yells out to Kibby, eyeing the mirror and motioning to Meggie’s head. Kibby then nods, she approaches Kibby with the mirror in her hand. Aphrodite then hides slightly as Kibby raises her arm into the air, she then begins to apply her lip gloss to Meggie’s lips.] Leah: This is great! JLT: I don’t think that’s what Aphrodite had in mind! Kibby’s giving Meggie a make-over! Leah: She needs one! [Kibby tells Meggie to roll her lips as Aphrodite stands behind her, Kibby then blows a kiss to Meggie and walks back to the make-up table. Aphrodite then shakes her head, angry, and tosses Meggie forward to the floor. Aphrodite walks up to Kibby and grabs her by her head, running forward and ramming her face into the ring post. Aphrodite then begins to shout at Kibby for what she did to Meggie instead of hitting her.] [Meggie picks up a can of shaving cream, she shakes it in her hands like a can of spray paint and approaches Aphrodite from behind. Meggie then calls out her name as Aphrodite turns around, Meggie then sprays Aphrodite in the face, with the cream flying out and nailing her in the eyes. Aphrodite stumbles backwards and claws at her eyes, falling over. Meggie then continues to spray Aphrodite in the face, dousing her with shaving foam.] Leah: I love this match! Aphy looks like Santa Claus! JLT: I can’t even see her face, she’s covered in it! [Meggie then smiles and tosses the can away. Meggie then approaches a large object being obscured by the black blanket. Meggie then yanks the covering off of it to reveal a bright pink Jacuzzi, with water filled in it. Meggie examines the Jacuzzi and presses a button as a shelf with two ‘Sex on the Beach’ cocktails pops out, with umbrellas floating in them. Meggie smiles and picks up one of the cocktails, taking a sip. Meggie then approaches Kyle and hands him the other drink.] Leah: Meggie thinks she’s on Baywatch or something! [The couple then giggle and smile at each other as they sip their cocktails. Ruby helps Aphrodite to her feet as Aphrodite is still covered in the creaming and blinded, Ruby then guides her towards the Jacuzzi and Aphrodite dunks her head into the water. KibbyD then runs up to Kyle and snatches the cocktail from his hand and tosses it over Meggie, soaking her in the face with the drink. Meggie drops her glass as Kibby spears her into the floor on the outside of the ring.] [Kyle watches on, trying not to step in as Kibby nails Meggie in the face with a barrage of left and rights. Aphrodite stands with her face soaked and shakes her hair, spraying some of the fans in the front row. Ruby then hands her a nearby towel as she dries herself off, Aphrodite then feels her face and realizes she has no make-up and begins to scream loudly, holding the towel up over her face before anyone can see her.] Leah: Did you see that? Her real face? I’m scarred for life! JLT: She looked perfectly fine! [Kibby brings Meggie to her feet and rolls her into the ring, Kibby grabs Meggie and pulls her into a bulldog position, she runs across the ring and leaps into the air but Meggie shoves Kibby forward as Kibby lands awkwardly, smashing into the turnbuckle. Kibby falls to the canvas as Meggie spots Aphrodite on the outside of the ring. Meggie rolls out of the ring and approaches her from behind, knocking her down with a shot to the back of the head, with Aphrodite still having the towel over her face.] [Meggie then approaches a table with covering on it and yanks the cover off to reveal an assortment of ‘spa-themed’ objects such as cucumbers, a relaxing CD of whales songs, various herbal remedies and random objects such as paintbrushes, glass balls, yoga mats and handcuffs. Meggie then picks up the handcuffs and approaches Aphrodite from behind.] [Meggie boots Aphrodite in the back of the head and rips the towel from her head, Aphrodite tries to cover her bare face but Meggie grabs her arms and handcuffs one of her wrists to the handcuffs. Aphrodite tries to elbow Meggie in the face but Meggie grabs Aphrodite into a sleeper hold and brings her to her feet. Meggie backs Aphrodite towards the ring post, Meggie then grabs Aphrodite’s other arm and chains her to the ring post with the handcuffs.] JLT: What the hell is she doing? Aphrodite’s chained up! Leah: Like the dog she is! [Aphrodite then tries to kick Meggie and free herself but Meggie walks to the make-up table and picks up a few items as KibbyD slides out of the ring and joins her. Kibby picks up a can of spray-on hair dye and walks over to Aphrodite, she stands behind her on the ring post and grabs her hair, spraying bright pink dye into her hair and watching it change colour as she smiles.] [Meggie nails Aphrodite with a kick to the gut to stop her kicking and approaches her with make-up in hand, she picks up a paintbrush and dabs it into black eye shadow, she then applies to Aphrodite’s face making it look like she has two black eyes. Meggie laughs as Aphrodite looks like a French prostitute, Meggie then picks up lipstick and draws on a huge clown mouth onto the champion.] JLT: This is like Extreme Makeover! Can you believe what they’re doing?! Leah: I love this, this is great fun! Aphrodite looks ridiculous! [Kibby continues to spray her hair and Meggie starts to apply red blusher to Aphrodite’s cheeks, putting too much on and making her look like she’s really embarrassed. Aphrodite manages to use her free legs and boots Meggie in the face, knocking her down to the floor. Aphrodite then uses her fists and thrusts them backwards, connecting to the face of Kibby to knock her down onto the floor.] [Kibby holds her jaw and stands with a frown, she walks over to the final object that’s covered and rips off the black veil covering it. Lying underneath is a huge tanning bed, Kibby opens it as the blue lights blare at her. Kibby then shuts it and smiles. Meggie meanwhile picks up a bowl of special beauty remedies, with a white creamy liquid inside and smelling of mayonnaise. Meggie then walks over to Aphrodite from behind her and pours the cream down her top.] Leah: This is just like a high school teen movie! JLT: It’s definitely a bitchy match! [Aphrodite tries to free herself, throwing a bitchfit and manages to snap the chain connecting the handcuffs. Aphrodite then falls to the floor, she picks up the towel and wipes the cream from her chest. KibbyD and Meggie then slide into the ring, Meggie has picked up a bottle of round black zinc balls which are excellent for the skin and holds them in her hand. Kibby runs towards Meggie but Meggie tosses the beads onto the canvas as Kibby runs on them and slips over, landing on her back.] JLT: Kibby could have broken her neck! Leah: Oh yeah, by slipping on something, this isn’t slapstick, it’s wrestling! It was a good move from Meggie though, and it was funny! [Meggie then runs towards Kibby, she leaps into the air with a standing shooting star press and connects with the move as the fans cheer. Meggie then hooks the leg as the referee counts.] JLT: Look at the high risk by Meggie! [1] [2] [Aphrodite interrupts the count.] JLT: Aphrodite is probably so pissed that she’s wearing the botched make-up that Meggie gave her! [Aphrodite boots Meggie in the back of the head as Meggie climbs to her feet, Meggie turns to face Aphrodite but Aphrodite has bottle of nail varnish remover in her hands and sprays it into Meggie’s face, Meggie stumbles backwards, blinded by the liquid. Aphrodite kicks her in the stomach and pulls Meggie into a snap DDT planting her on the canvas.] [KibbyD then quietly slides out of the ring and begins to collect objects, placing them on the apron. Kibby places a cucumber and a self-help book on looking fabulous amongst other things. Aphrodite pouts for the audience but realizes she looks ridiculous with her drawn-on clown mouth and the audience laugh at her, Aphrodite then flips her hair at them and approaches Meggie. She brings Meggie to her feet and whips her into the corner.] JLT: The fans didn’t react well to Aphrodite’s posing then, she has to focus now and she’s doing so! She’s a capable wrestle when she puts her mind to it! Leah: It looks like she’s planning to CHARGE! [Aphrodite then heads to the opposite corner from Meggie and charges towards her with a full head of steam, suddenly KibbyD slides into the ring picking up the cucumber and smashes Aphrodite into the face with the vegetable. Aphrodite falls to the canvas as KibbyD. Kibby then leaps into the air and drives both feet into Aphrodite’s face, completing her “Facial Treatment” finisher.] JLT: Kibby nailed her brutal finisher! Leah: It’s funny how Aphrodite’s finisher is “The Beauty Treatment” and Kibby’s is “The Facial Treatment”! They’re both copying each other! [Kibby drops down onto Aphrodite’s body and hooks the leg for the cover.] [1] [2] [Meggie interrupts the count with a moonsault from the top rope.] JLT: Where did she come from?! Leah: The skies! [Meggie lands on top of the other two women as they lie in a sandwich, Meggie rolls to her feet and picks up the self-help book. Kibby holds her head from the impact and stands to her feet, Meggie then runs to the ropes, she springboards off the second rope and leaps backwards with the book in her hands, Kibby turns to face Meggie as Meggie nails her across the head with the book, knocking her to the floor.] [Meggie then drags Kibby into position and heads to the top rope, she signals to the crowd and shakes her ass to them as they cheer. Meggie then leaps from the top rope with a sky twister press “Angel’s Dust” move, connecting to Kibby. Meggie holds her position for a cover.] JLT: Meggie nailed her finisher, this is it! [1] [2] [Aphrodite interrupts the count with a dropkick to the face of Meggie.] Leah: Aphrodite loves gold, she’s not going to let some permatanned wannabe beat her! [Meggie falls backwards and holds her jaw, Aphrodite then approaches Meggie and brings her to her feet by her hair, Aphrodite then clotheslines Meggie over the top rope. Aphrodite then slides out of the ring and follows Meggie, she grabs her head and slams it into the apron. Aphrodite then drags Meggie to the tanning booth.] [Aphrodite rams Meggie’s head into the side of the tanning booth, a thud echoes around the arena and Meggie falls to the floor, clutching her head. Aphrodite then calls Ruby over as Ruby opens the tanning booth, Aphrodite then scoops Meggie up with a scoop slam and plants Meggie into the tanning booth. Aphrodite then slams the lid shut on her and heads to the settings.] JLT: What the hell is Aphrodite doing?! Leah: Erm, wrestling? JLT: She’s putting the settings to full blast, Meggie’s going to come out black! [Aphrodite then turns the tan settings up to full blast, Aphrodite then picks up a broom and lodges it between the door of the booth, trapping Meggie inside. Aphrodite then laughs, she turns to Ruby and high fives her assistant but all of a sudden KibbyD launches herself over the top rope and connects to both the champion and Ruby with a plancha, knocking them into the booth.] JLT: Kibby came out of nowhere, that was a gutsy move, did you see how Aphrodite’s back hit the booth? Leah: Yes, it was nasty, I am watching the match you know. [All three women fall to the floor as KibbyD scrambles to a nearby table, she picks up a pair of scissors and heads back to Aphrodite. Aphrodite holds her back from the impact as KibbyD knees her in the back, grabbing Aphrodite’s new pink hair. Kibby then uses the scissors and cuts strands of Aphrodite’s pink hair from her, trying to yank her perfect hair free.] Leah: Who let her have scissors?! [Ruby comes from behind and leaps onto Kibby’s back, trying to snatch the scissors from her hand but Kibby drops the scissors. Kibby then walks with Ruby on her back, she grabs Ruby into a neckbreaker position and plants her face-first on the padded floor on the outside.] JLT: Ruby needs to stop getting involved! That’s the price you pay! Leah: Yeah, you don’t see DaisyD doing that! She just sits over there and watches, looking pretty! JLT: Leah, she’s a dog! [KibbyD then climbs to her feet and looks up for Aphrodite but Aphrodite has disappeared, Kibby looks around for her but can’t find her. Kibby then frowns, she then kneels down and peeks under the ring but Aphrodite sprays her in the face with mosturiser. Kibby holds her face, scratching at her eyes only to get the cream in her eyes even more.] [Aphrodite steps out from under the ring as Meggie begins to thump against the tanning booth, shouting. Aphrodite smiles, she ignores her cries and brings Kibby to her feet and rolls her into the ring. Aphrodite then turns and stares at the tanning booth.] Leah: Meggie’s breaking free! [Meggie suddenly snaps the broom and escapes from the tanning booth, now appearing even more tanned than before, she’s covered in sweat and fans herself.] Leah: Oh my God! She’s black! JLT: She’s even darker than before! [Meggiethen sees Aphrodite and nails her with a knockout punch to the face, Aphrodite falls backwards to the apron. Meggie then knees her in the stomach and rolls her into the ring. Meggie follows Aphrodite into the ring and begins to stomp on her but suddenly KibbyD comes out of nowhere and nails Meggie with a missile dropkick from the top rope, knocking her down into the canvas. Kibby then finds her feet, her face still partially covered with cream and waves to the audience.] [Meggie holds her head and climbs to her feet, she comes from behind to Kibby, nailing her in the back of the head with a kick. The kick sends Kibby down to the canvas as Kibby lies on the apron, Aphrodite finds her feet and runs towards Meggie, she swings with a clothesline but Meggie ducks. Kibby then leans back on the ropes but Meggie and Aphrodite both leap into the air, connecting with a double dropkick.] JLT: Nice double team! Leah: Kibby’s in for a crash landing! [Kibby flies backwards, flying through the air and landing on the make-up table, crashing through it as all the items land on top of her. Aphrodite and Meggie then turn to each other, with Meggie swinging with a clothesline but Aphrodite ducks and nails Meggie in the face with a chick kick.] [Meggie falls to the canvas as Aphrodite smiles, she blows a kiss to the crowd and heads to the top rope. She climbs and perches onto the top rope but Meggie suddenly leaps to her feet, she approaches Aphrodite and shoves her. Aphrodite falls backwards and flies through the air, landing in the Jacuzzi as a huge splash emerges.] JLT: Did you see that? Aphrodite flew! She could have broken her back with that move! Leah: It looks like she’s enjoying it, look! The jets are starting! [Aphrodite tries to balance herself but suddenly the Jacuzzi jets come on, Aphrodite holds her head as she half-enjoys the relaxing sensation. Aphrodite then heads to the edge of the Jacuzzi but all of a sudden Meggie leaps from the top rope with a sky twister press “Angel’s Dust” and lands on top of Aphrodite in the Jacuzzi as they both plunge under the water.] JLT: Ahhh! What a move from Meggie! Leah: That was daring! [Aphrodite holds her face as Meggie holds her hip, they both sit up in the Jacuzzi. Meggie then leaps towards Aphrodite who’s dazed from the move. Meggie then lands on top of her as both women disappear under the water, Aphrodite then nails Meggie with a fist to the chin, knocking Meggie backwards as Aphrodite sits up in the water.] JLT: They’re trying to drown each other! Leah: Aphrodite wants to kill her! [Aphrodite then leaps towards Meggie, grabbing her by the throat and pushing her under the water, choking her. Meggie disappears under the water as Aphrodite places her knees on the chest, as Meggie’s arms are sticking out, trying to claw at Aphrodite’s face. The referee stands and calls out to Meggie as Aphrodite continues to choke her as Meggie’s arm then begins to hit the side of the Jacuzzi, tapping out.] JLT: Meggie submitted, no wonder! She could have died if she didn’t give up! How is that fair? Aphrodite was drowning her! Leah: Jamie, a victory is a victory, Meggie gave up! [The referee then calls for the bell as Aphrodite releases her hold on Meggie’s neck and Meggie reappears, gasping for breath. Meggie then frowns to the referee as Aphrodite hops out of the Jacuzzi and begins to leap up and down.] John Roe: Here is your winner and STILL Stripped Champion…APHRODITE!!! [Kyle walks over to Meggie and hands her towel as Meggie continues to cough, holding her nose. Aphrodite then removes her top, standing in only her bra as Ruby hands her a towel. Aphrodite then blows kisses to the audience, KibbyD still lies in the wreckage of the make-up table as Aphrodite then shakes the wetness out of her hair, spraying some fans in the front row as the sounds of “Afrodisiac” by Brandy blast into the arena.] [Aphrodite heads up the ramp, dancing to her music and pouting for the audience as Ruby holds the Stripped Championship. Meggie complains to the referee as Kyle hugs her and KibbyD is handed her dog DaisyD, Kibby then begins to kiss her dog and pose for photos at ringside, caring less that she lost the title shot.] JLT: Aphrodite retains the championship, what a match! I can’t believe what we’ve seen, Meggie got an even darker tan and almost drowned, KibbyD broke about 8 mirrors when she landed on the make-up table and Aphrodite got a make-over and retained the belt, and that’s only half of it! Leah: That was a fabulous match, I’m glad everyone was humiliated and embarrassed! I love taking delight in other people’s misery! JLT: I know you do, that’s why nobody likes you! [The camera cuts to John Roe standing in the ring, he has a smile on his face. The stage has been kitted out with red carpet and two groups of girls walk out, with teenage blonde women wearing "Think Pink" t-shirts standing on one side of the stage, and mixed race and black teens standing on the opposite side wearing "Vote Rose" t-shirts.] John Roe: It's time to find out who the Diva of the Month is. Please welcome, to present the award, the British duo with the best name in music...Booty Luv!!! ["Boogie 2nite" by Booty Luv hits the PA system as the duo walk out onto the stage, the two sassy chicks wave to the audience, dressed in fashionable yet classy outfits. They reach the specially erected podium, they smile.] Cherise: What's up Los Angeles! [The crowd cheers.] Nadia: We're here to give out the Diva of the Month award, it's great to be here in Divas Unleashed and I can't to find out who the big winner is! Cherise: Neither can I, the suspense is just killing me, even more than these heels are! [Booty Luv then open the envelope, they look up and smile as the two teenage camps of girls stand behind them, looking anxious. Cherise leans into the microphone.] Cherise: Are you ready? [The crowd cheers.] Nadia: The Diva of the Month is... Cherise: BLONDE AMBITION!!! [The crowd cheers as the teenager blondes leap up and down in the background, the sounds of Nelly hit the PA system as Carley and Courtney skip out with a smile on their face, Lily stands behind them, dressed in her ring attire. Lily waves to the audience as Carley snatches the award from Cherise and screams into the ring.] Carley: YIPPIE! [Courtney leans into the microphone.] Courtney: Thank you for "thinking pink"! YAY! We won! Carley: First, Diva of the Month and then THE WORLD! YAY! [Carley and Courtney leap up and down excitedly and then turn to Lily, hugging her as Lily hugs her back. Mistress applauds as their teenage fans begin to congratulate them with hugs, the Monroe family is seen applauding from ringside.] JLT: Blonde Ambition are the Divas of the Month! They made history! Leah: Oh joy, another month of THAT! JLT: It should be very fun! Unleashed Championship Match Katrina vs. Lilith © vs. Tiger Lily vs. Yuku Shiro Leah: Okay, cue your cliché “Aww, it’s the end of the show, I’m so disappointed yet excited speech” that you seem to do at every show DU puts out. Go on, do it! JLT: Fine, I won’t. I am looking forward to the match though; Katrina, Lilith, Tiger Lily and Yuku Shiro all challenging for the Unleashed Championship, this is a sure-fire success! I can’t wait to see what happens in this match, we could very easily have a brand new champion tonight! Leah: Lilith doesn’t even have to be pinned to lose her belt, Katrina could pin Tiger Lily and she would be the champion! JLT: That’s right and this ‘chaos’ all came about following an Unleashed tournament set up by Krysta Taylor in which Lilith and Tiger Lily reached the finals, Lilith beat Lily at Passion and Warfare for the title and Lily is cashing in on her rematch clause tonight! Leah: Then Katrina started bitching because she was fairly removed from the tournament because Krysta is such a fabulous bitch and she bribed the boss to give her a title shot because it’s her “one goal” and blah blah blah. JLT: And Yuku Shiro won a second chance battle royal of rejected tournament participants at Passion and Warfare to win the contendership to the Unleashed title! She has the fairest stake in this match, in my opinion! Shane Rockford made this match because he couldn’t decide who was the worthiest of holding the gold! Leah: We’re going to find out who’s the worthiest now! [The lights go out and red spotlights move about the crowd as "Superstar" by Saliva plays throughout the arena.] Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow. Toast the champagne cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow. If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day. You want me to play you, best bring your brain. You best bring your money. [Just then Katrina emerges from the back, with Alex in tow. They make their way to the ring, looking as confident as ever. Katrina slides into the ring and poses for the crowd and Alexander walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, applauding Katrina.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Unleashed Championship. Introducing first, hailing from New York, New York; at a weight of 129lbs, accompanied to the ring by Alexander Dominiguez, she is the Queen of Pain…KATRINA!! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” blasts through the PA system as the large screens display footage of a sunny afternoon on the California coast, raising a roar from the Los Angeles crowd. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans and gives them a “thumbs up”. ehind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs, representing Blonde Ambition...TIGER LILY!!! [As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Tiger Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience who cheer her loudly.] ["Samurai Showdown" by RZA blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: Their opponent, from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 150lbs, she is the Queen of Queens…YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] ["Just Let The Sun" by Skin hits the PA system, the arena drops into darkness for several seconds. The lights resume and Lilith is lying in the fetal position with a semi-circle of flames around her, she sits up and slowly climbs to her feet, looking slightly dazed and sleepy. She stumbles around before she saunters down the aisle, Lilith stares down some of the fans in the front row with a demonic grin on her face and licking her lips.] John Roe: And finally, hailing from the Depths of Hell; at a weight of 230lbs, she is the Demon Goddess and the reigning Unleashed Champion…LILITH!!! [Lilith slides into the ring, the chains drooping around her neck. She crawls to the centre of the ring and looks up, on all fours. She kneels and looks at her opponent and picks up the chain, sinking her teeth into it and winking at her opponent before giggling and standing up, looking around the arena and shaking her head from side to side.] [Lilith looks around, standing in the centre of the ring. Her opponents begin to approach her each from different angles, Lilith gets ready to fight, jumping up and down on the canvas and twirling, giggling as she goes. Katrina and Lily exchange confused glances. The arena then drops to darkness.] Leah: What the hell? [All of a sudden, “Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce blasts into the arena and strobe lights flash onto the stage. The fans cheer as the match participants all turn and stare at the entrance way. Through the fog emerges Star, dressed in a sexy referee’s top and pants. She stands with the famous diamond tiara placed on her head and her hands on her hip, with a smug look on her face.] Leah: Star’s here! John Roe: And introducing the special guest referee for this match…STAR!!! JLT: What?! Leah: He said she’s the special guest referee! This is fabulous! Star Power! [The women in the ring looked shocked as Star struts to the ring, Yuku and Star exchange stares as Yuku shakes her head in disbelief. Star smugly smiles and climbs into the ring, she brushes past Lilith and stands in the centre of the ring. She stands with her hands on her hip one more time, looking at each member of the match and then nods to the referee, calling for the bell.] JLT: I can’t believe that Star’s the referee, this is going to throw all the women off their game slightly! Leah: The tiara is back! [Star keeps her tiara on her head as Yuku Shiro stars the action by heading for Katrina, kicking her in the stomach and beginning to nail her in the face with fists. Katrina retaliates and fights back as the two exchange punches, Lily and Lilith then tie-up with Lilith whipping Lily to the ropes. Lily bounces back as Lilith tries to nail her with a big boot but Lily catches Lilith’s foot.] [Lily then leaps into the air with a roundhouse kick and knocks Lilith to the canvas. Star watches the action as Katrina rakes Yuku in the eyes and takes her down into the canvas with a snap suplex. Katrina then comes from behind to Lily, connecting with a shot to the back of the head and knocking her down into the canvas.] [Katrina then tries to lock on a STF submission on Lily but Lily rolls over and nails Katrina in the face with a kick, Katrina stumbles backwards as a kneeling Yuku Shiro catches her and pulls her back into a school boy pin. Star doesn’t realise the count as Katrina kicks out and rolls out of the pin.] JLT: What is Star doing? She should have counted then! Leah: There’s so much going on, she probably didn’t see the count! Who cares anyway? Nobody likes Yuku! JLT: That’s not the point! [Yuku Shiro climbs to her feet and stands, she stares at Star with a stern look as Star blows a kiss to her and waves. Lilith comes from behind to Yuku as she continues to stare, grabbing her into a sleeper hold and then dropping her down into the canvas with a neckbreaker.] [Lilith then rolls Yuku Shiro over to cover as Star slowly drops to the canvas, making sure her tiara doesn’t fall off and begins to count.] [1] [Katrina interrupts the count with a moonsault, landing on top of Lilith.] JLT: Where did that come from?! Leah: You’d think it would be appropriate for me to say “heaven” but Katrina won’t be going there, what with all the sex tapes and adultery that woman has commited! She’s going to burn in hell! HELL! [Lilith holds her head as Katrina rolls to her feet when she’s suddenly met with a kick to the face from Lily, knocking her down into the canvas. Lily then turns around as Lilith grabs her by the throat and hoists her in the air, planting her in the canvas with a chokeslam.] [Lilith then smiles as she stands over Lily’s body on the canvas but Yuku Shiro comes from behind, kicking Lilith in the back of the leg, causing her to fall backwards. Yuku then grabs Lilith’s skinned head and pulls her backwards, planting her in the canvas with a reverse x-factor. Yuku then hooks Lilith’s leg. Star counts.] JLT: Yuku’s got a pin, Star is counting this time! [1] [2] [Katrina interrupts the count with a dropkick.] JLT: This match is chaos! Leah: You know what would make this match better? A Beyonce Ho-Down! [Katrina then brings Yuku to her feet by her hair and whips her into the corner, Katrina nails Yuku in the chest with knife-edge chops. Katrina then calls out to Lilith as Lilith crawls dazed on the canvas, Lilith crawls in front of Yuku in the corner. Katrina heads to the opposite side of the ring, she runs towards Yuku, using Lilith’s back as a stepping pad and launches herself towards Yuku, nailing her with a leg lariat to the face.] JLT: A nice double team there, Katrina and Lilith were the tag champions for a long time, they know each other pretty well! Leah: Eww, you make it sound like they were lesbians! [Katrina then heads to Tiger Lily, she nails her in the face with an elbow and then whips her into the opposite corner. Lily hits the turnbuckle as Katrina points to Lilith, Lilith then runs and kneels down in front of Lily. Katrina then runs towards Lily with a full head of steam but Lilith leaps to her feet and nails Kartrina with a clothesline from hell, turning Katrina inside out.] Leah: Hahaha! That is classic! JLT: Katrina turned on Lilith and Lilith got some revenge by turning on her! [Lilith then smiles and laughs as she stands over Katrina’s body as Katrina holds her neck. Lilith then turns around as Lily stands on the top rope, Lily leaps forward with a dragonrana, planting Lilith into the canvas as Lily holds her position for a pin. The special referee counts.] JLT: What a move from Lily, she’s got the pin! This could be an early upset! [1] [2] [Lilith gets her shoulder up.] Leah: I still hate that Lily and Lilith are in this match, it makes our jobs so much harder! Why can’t Lily just rename herself to something like Brenda! JLT: Leah, call her Tiger or something. It’s not that hard, there’s a pretty big difference between both of them! [Lily stands up from Lilith’s body as Yuku Shiro charges towards her and takes her down with a running spear. Yuku then straddles Lily and nails her with closed fists to her forehead before hoping to Lily’s head, pulling her neck up into a dragon sleeper hold. Yuku leans back on the awkward submission, applying as much pressure as possible.] JLT: Lily could tap out, this is a painful submission! Leah: The Glittering Goddess doesn’t care, she wants a pinfall! [Star ignores the submission, as she fakes checking on Katrina. Yuku applies even more pressure but she looks around and notices Star isn’t paying any attention, Yuku then rolls her eyes and stands up. She hoists Lily into the air and over her body, with the hold still locked on and drives her down into the mat with a stunner. Yuku then covers Lily, hooking the leg.] [Star picks up Katrina’s body and flings her forward as Katrina lands on Yuku’s back, breaking up the cover. Yuku then turns and stares at Star but Star shrugs, holding her hands up in the air and a coy look on her face. Yuku then stands, angry, and approaches Star.] JLT: I don’t think Yuku Shiro appreciates the way Star’s officiating this match! Leah: Hater! [From behind Star stands Lilith as the champion shoves Star out of the way and walks towards Yuku. The two begin to exchange blows as Yuku whips Lilith into the corner, Lilith counters by spinning around and pulls Yuku onto her shoulders into a death valley driver position. Lilith then drives to execute the move but Yuku spins around and drives Lilith into the canvas with a DDT.] JLT: A great counter from Yuku Shiro, she seems to be conquering this match! Leah: Don’t speak too soon! [Yuku Shiro then climbs to her feet as Katrina charges at her from the corner, booting her in the stomach. Yuku doubles over as Katrina pulls her into a powerbomb position, Katrina then leaps forward completing a Canadian destroyer “Kat Nip” move and planting Yuku into the canvas. Katrina then rolls Yuku over and covers.] JLT: Katrina nailed the Kap Nip! That’s such an amazing move! Leah: Replay! Replay! [1] [2] [Lily interrupts the count by grabbing Katrina’s leg and pulling her off the cover. Katrina rolls to her feet and runs towards Lily, Lily nails her with a shoulder block, sending Katrina stumbling but not over. Lily then whips Katrina to the ropes but Katrina reverses, swerving and sending Lily to the ropes.] [Lily then counters as she holds onto the ropes, not bouncing back. Katrina runs towards Lily but Lily low bridges the top rope sending Katrina tumbling to the outside of the ring. Lilith then runs towards Lily on the ropes but Lily halts her with a kick to the stomach. Lily then stands onto the apron as Lilith holds her gut, her stomach causing more pain than from just a kick.] Leah: What’s wrong with her? Period pains? JLT: Who knows! Lily looks like she’s planning something though! [Lily then leans back on the ropes and somersaults into the ring, catching Lilith on the back of the head with a modified scissors kick as Lilith falls to the canvas and Lily lands on her butt. Katrina then comes from behind to Lily from the outside, grabbing by the neck and choking her against the ropes.] [Lily then rolls to her stomach and rolls out of the ring, Katrina nails her with forearms to the face. Katrina then whips Lily towards the ring post but Lily counters with a cat-like move, grabbing the ring post and swinging around to land on her feet on the apron. Lily then climbs to the top rope as Katrina looks up on the outside, Lilith suddenly comes from behind to Lily, shoving her forward as Lilith flies through the air and lands, knocking her head against the Japanese announce table.] Leah: Ooh, I hope that was the sound of a chin breaking! JLT: I hope not, that was a nasty fall! [Lilith then rolls out of the ring to join Katrina, the two begin to exchange punches as Lilith knees Katrina in the gut. Lilith pulls Katrina into a fisherman’s suplex, she hoists her into the air and plants her onto the padded floor on the outside as Katrina writches in pain, holding her back.] [Lilith smiles but suddenly Yuku Shiro is on the apron, Yuku leaps onto the second rope and springboards backwards, landing on top of Lilith and completing an Asai moonsault to knock both women to the floor. All women lie on the outside of the ring, down as Star in the ring stands and watches them. Star then rolls her eyes and slides out of the ring to join them, she stands nearby and folds her arms, not enjoying the idea of checking to see if all women are alright and thus not doing it.] JLT: Star’s such a bad referee! Leah: I hope she doesn’t hear that, she’ll bash you in The Analysis and she’s far more fearful than grotty Krysta Taylor! JLT: Why are you suddenly a huge Star supporter? Because she’s black? Leah: No! You racist, its because she’s so sassy! [Lily climbs to her feet and approaches Yuku Shiro, Lily grabs Yuku’s head and rams it into the announce table. Yuku stumbles backwards, holding her skull. Lily then nails Yuku with a “Snaggletooth” kick to the face, sending Yuku falling to the floor on the outside. Lily then stands, holding her chin from the pain of crashing into the table.] [Lily then scoops up Yuku Shiro and rolls her into the ring, Yuku rolls to the middle of the ring and lies sprawled. Lily climbs to the top rope and signals to the crowd, she leaps forward with a 450 splash “Summer Lovin’” splash connecting to Yuku Shiro perfectly. Lily holds her position for a cover, Star rolls her eyes and slides into the ring, counting.] JLT: Lily nailed Summer Lovin! This is over! Leah: Ugh, I don’t want smelly feet to win! [1] [2] [Katrina pulls Star out of the ring.] JLT: Katrina saved the match but I don’t think Star appreciated that! [Star’s tiara falls to the floor, Star shoves Katrina hard as Katrina stumbles backwards. Lilith grabs Katrina and spins her around, Lilith then pulls Katrina into a fireman’s carry position on her shoulders. Lilith then walks to the ring post and executes an F5 style move, sending Katrina’s body slamming into the ring post and falling to the floor.] Leah: That’ll crack some ribs! JLT: That was brutal of Lilith but then again I didn’t expect anything less! Poor Katrina! [Lilith stands and stares as Katrina lies in pain, meanwhile in the ring, Lily has brought Yuku to her feet and whips her into the corner. Lily then runs towards Yuku, leaping into the air and executing a handspring elbow. Yuku manages to counter at the last second, ducking Lily’s elbow and stepping in front of her. Yuku grabs Lily’s head into a diamond cutter position and drives her into the canvas.] Leah: A good counter from Yuku, she’s doing well in this match, I would support her if she wasn’t an Asian. JLT: Don’t be so racist! Leah: I’m not?! [Star slides back into the ring as Yuku Shiro shoots her a look, Yuku then walks over to Lilith and stands watching her from the ropes, Yuku goes to lean back on the ropes but stops as Lilith brings Katrina to her feet, Lilith rolls Katrina onto the announcers table as Leah shoots her a dirty look and stands up.] [Yuku continues to watch, Lilith joins Katrina on the table and shoots Yuku a stare. Lilith then grabs Katrina’s face and squishes it up as Lilith lets out a loud scream, Lilith then pulls Katrina into a suplex position and hoists her into the air before planting her on the commentary table with a “Hellish Nightmares” screwdriver finisher. The table smashes as Katrina’s head bounces off the hard floor.] JLT: Ahhh! Katrina’s neck could h- Leah: Oh shut up! We know! JLT: I think we can count Katrina out of this match now, she doesn’t even seem to be moving! Leah: Ding dong, the bitch is dead! [Lilith then releases Katrina’s body as Katrina lies motionless on the floor, Lilith then giggles as Yuku stands, slightly impressed. Suddenly from behind comes Tiger Lily with a roll-up, Star then drops to the canvas and counts quickly.] JLT: Lily with a roll-up! [1] [2] [Yuku Shiro rolls out at the last second.] JLT: Star was counting a little too fast then! Leah: Ugh, too fast, too slow, not doing enough, will you stop hating on her? Nobody everyone is perfect but Star is close to it! She’s the best we have! [Yuku rolls to her feet and shoots Star a look, she kicks Lily in the face as Lily stumbles backwards. Yuku then hits the ropes and bounces back but Lilith slides into the ring, Yuku heads towards them as Lily and Lilith both grab Yuku by her throat. Lilith and Lily then both hoist Yuku Shiro into the air and plant her in the canvas with a double chokeslam.] JLT: Nice double team, that was unexpected! [Lilith then suddenly clutches her stomach and falls to her knees in pain, Lily meanwhile heads to the top rope. She poses for a brief second and leaps forward with a 450 splash “Summer Lovin’”, connecting to Yuku. Lily then holds her position for a cover, once again. Star counters, fast.] JLT: This is it! [1] [2] [Lilith interrupts the count.] Leah: I hope Lilith doesn’t mess all over the ring, it looks like she has a bad case of constipation! That’s gross! JLT: Constipated or not, she broke up the count! [Lilith grabs Lily by her hair, she then runs towards a corner and hair mares Lily into it, with Lily’s body colliding with the pads and she lands awkwardly on her head. Lilith smiles, Lilith then turns back to Yuku Shiro, Lilith tries to grab her wrist and sink her teeth into it but Yuku pulls her arm away and her wrists to her chest, Yuku then nails a boxer-style uppercut to the chin of Lilith, sending her backwards.] Leah: Closed fist! Cheating! Star, disqualify her! [Both women find their feet as Yuku kicks Lilith and brings her into a fireman’s carry position, Yuku then tries to plant Lilith in the canvas but Lilith lands on her feet and knees Yuku in the gut. Lilith then whips Yuku to the turnbuckle. Lilith charges towards Yuku with a running body splash but Yuku moves out of the way, Lilith hits the turnbuckle as Yuku pulls her into a back suplex position and props her on the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd.] [Tiger Lily then comes from behind to Yuku, knocking her down with a shot to the back of the head. Lily then stomps on Yuku and brings her to her feet, she pulls her into a powerbomb position but Yuku rolls out of it and nails a martial arts kick to the face of Lily, sending her flying backwards, she tumbles through the ropes but manages to hold onto the second rope and climbs onto the apron.] Leah: Lily managed to hold on, she’d be great if we were on a plane and the door was ripped off and she was sucked out into the sky, she’d be able to hang on! JLT: What are you going on about now?! Leah: Nothing, jeez! Look at Yucky! [Yuku then nails a superkick to the face of Lily, sending her flying backwards and her back landing on the barricade. Yuku then turns to Lilith, who still sits on the top turnbuckle, clutching her stomach and looking on pain. Yuku then climbs onto the second rope, standing behind the champion. Yuku then grabs Lilith into an impact driver “Life Hammer” finisher position.] JLT: Ut-oh! Leah: Here comes trouble! JLT: I think Yuku’s planning something deadly here, the Life Hammer shortens life span you know! Leah: Yeah, mine! [Yuku then leaps backwards into the centre of the ring, planting Lilith head first and completing the devastating “Life Hammer” move. The fans cheer and Yuku climbs onto a cover, hooking both the legs. Star rolls her eyes and drops to the canvas, counting.] JLT: She’s got a cover, Star’s counting! This has to be it! [1] [2] [3] JLT: We have a new champion! John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Unleashed Champion…YUKU SHIRO!!! Leah: That bitch went and did it! [Yuku sits up on the canvas, a smile on her face. She sits up as the fans cheer, Star sighs and walks over to John Roe. She takes the championship belt from him and walks over to Yuku, handing it to her. Yuku takes it and hugs the belt to her chest, she smiles and climbs to her feet. She raises the belt in the air.] JLT: The was an awesome match, all of the women should be proud, Yuku is the victor though, she gets another title belt to add to her brimming collection! Leah: Yeah, if it wasn’t big enough already AND she hit my homegirl Star! She is begging for some Leah hate! [Star then raises Yuku’s other arm in the air, an annoyed expression on her face. Yuku then looks at her and smiles sweetly before suddenly ramming her in the face with the title belt, knocking the special guest referee down into the canvas. The sounds of RZA fills the arena as Yuku Shiro walks a corner, climbing onto the second turnbuckle and raising her championship belt high in the air.] JLT: I can’t wait to see what happens with Yuku Shiro next… [Streamers begin to fall from the ceiling as the fans are seen standing on their feet, Lily sits up on the outside of the ring, resting against the barricade and holding her head as Katrina has been taken backstage. Lilith lies on the canvas, motionless, until she suddenly rolls over holding her stomach, back into the fetal position.] JLT: Yuku Shiro’s got herself a second reign as the Unleashed Champion! The Queen of Queens is back on her throne! [The streamers douse the ring as Yuku Shiro stands in the centre of it, raising her championship high in the air and looking around the arena as the fans stand on their feet, cheering the house down. The camera zooms in on Yuku Shiro looking at the title belt resting on her shoulder, streamers falling around her as Nuclear Pussy 4 fades off air.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thank you to Karlee, Korith, Nea, Paul, Robert, Tim and Travis for all their contributions to the show, I appreciate it. I think we had a pretty strong week of roleplaying, the judging was pretty hard and it took longer to judge than to actually write the event. That's good though, it shows there was good efforts put forward and I was very impressed with the roleplaying. Thanks to everyone who judged too, I know it wasn't easy. Congratulations to all the new champions and Blonde Ambition for being the Diva of the Month, you guys deserve it! I think this turned out to be a good PPV and hopefully we can continue the flow with DU and keep making good progress, 2007 is turning out to be a great year! Thanks for reading! <-Home->