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Sunday 19th February 2006
Tag Team Championship Match
JLT: We have the crowning our the brand new Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champions next Leah, this is sure to be an exciting match. It’s one of those where absoulety anything can happen, any one of these three teams will be leaving as the champs!
Leah: Yes, it’s a free for all! It’s a choice between the annoying dumb blondes, the cliché gothic lesbians and the devil worshiping divorcees! I’m praying that one day we’ll have a normal wholesome team representing our tag division!
JLT: Bloo and Jinx cheated their way into this match by making out in front of Shane Rockford whereas the other two teams earned there spot in this match by progressing in the tag tournament! I’m sure that makes Bloo and Jinx the targets tonight?
Leah: They’re always the targets, nobody likes them!
[The lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. Just then Bloo come walking out with Jinx at her side, right behind Bloo is her friend/manager Trixie. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Trixie head to the ring. Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Once she find the fan, weither it be male or female, she then gives that lucky person a kiss, sometimes on the cheek other times on the lips, alway leaving behind a blue kiss mark. ]
John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall for the DU Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at a combined weight of 229lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Trixie the Pixie...BLOO & JINX!!!
[Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "Shake Ya Tail Feather" by Nelly begins to play and multicoloured strobe lights begins to flash. Carley and Courtney, wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top and very short pink shorts and pink boots. Blonde Ambition then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Carley wiggles her rear end to the phrase "shake ya tail feathers" then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.]
John Roe: Their opponents, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a combined weight of 110lbs, the team of Carley and Courtney Monroe...BLONDE AMBITION!!!
["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.]
[The lights go out in the arena as spotlights move about the crowd and "Superstar" by Saliva begins to play over the loud speakers. As the lyrics start to kick in, a white spotlight goes to the entranceway and Katrina walks out from behind the curtain. Katrina enters the ring and begins to pose for the crowd, who begins to boo their once favorite diva. Kat just ignores them and continues to pose.]
John Roe: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 387lbs, to be accompanied by Charmion and Kristin Wallace-Hudson, the team of Katrina and Lilith...THE OCCULT!!!
[“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson hits the PA system as all six women turn their head to the entrance way. Tequila struts out wearing the two championship belts across her chest to form an ‘X’ shaped top, leaving little to the imagination. She has a mini-skirt on and a microphone in her hand, she waves to the crowd.]
Tequila: This is quite an outfit, don’t you think? Anyway, I’m going to be presenting the winners of the match with these championship belts which are currently strapped to my chest. Without further ado, let’s get this match underway!
[Each team stands in a corner of the match. The referee calls for the bell as the match gets underway. Tequila takes a seat at ringside, watching the action and posing for photographs with her ‘belt’ top. Katrina immediately runs towards Courtney Monroe but Courtney leaps into the air with a flying clothesline to take her down. This prompts Bloo and Jinx to corner Carley Monroe and begin to stomp her into the bottom turnbuckle meanwhile Lilith stands with nothing to do. Courtney brings Katrina to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Katrina tries to counter the move by pulling Courtney into a sidewalk slam but Courtney counters with a head scissors takedown.]
[Courtney then climbs to the top rope and begins to wave at the crowd but Lilith walks over to her. Lilith grabs her and lifts her into a military press, Lilith then walks towards the ropes and tosses Courtney out of the ring, as the blonde lands on the padded floor with a thud. Lilith turns around as Bloo and Jinx pull Carley to her feet and whip her across the ring, chasing after her. Carley then brings her feet up and backflips off of Lilith’s body, Carley lands on her feet and nails a double elbow to knock Bloo and Jinx to the canvas.]
JLT: Wow! That was like the Matrix!
[Carley then leaps to her feet and begins to celebrate by dancing to the crowd, Katrina then comes from behind with a dropkick which sends Carley falling out of the ring to the outside. Katrina and Lilith then pull Bloo to her feet and execute a double DDT, planting the colourful diva into the canvas. Lilith then whips Jinx into the turnbuckle and kneels down in front of her. Katrina runs towards Jinx, hopping on Lilith’s back and driving her leg into Jinx’s face.]
[Katrina then grabs Jinx and bulldogs her into the canvas. Blonde Ambition stand on either side of the ring post, they grab both of Lilith’s legs and cause her to fall on her face, the Monroes then pull Lilith backwards making her groin smash into the ring post. Carley Monroe then slides into the ring and climbs onto the top turnbuckle and pouts for the crowd’s cameras. Katrina attempts to whip Jinx into the same corner but Jinx reverses it as Katrina bangs into Carley.]
JLT: Carley needs to learn to stop showboating!
Leah: She has no brain cells, she can’t learn anything!
[Carley then falls backwards and sits on Katrina’s shoulders. Katrina then turns with Carley screaming for her life, Katrina and Jinx then work together as Katrina hoists Carley off her shoulders with an electric chair drop while Jinx executes a face buster. Jinx then covers Carley, hooking the leg.]
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[Katrina pulls Jinx off and covers Carley.]
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Leah: Ooh, they’re arguing over who gets the cover! This should be good!
[Jinx pulls Katrina off and shoves her backwards, yelling at her. Katrina then claims that it was her pin before Jinx clotheslines Katrina and begins to stomp on her. Lilith is back up and holds her crotch. Courtney Monroe has scaled to the top turnbuckle, as Lilith turns Courtney leaps off with a hurricanrana sending the monster flipping into the canvas. Courtney then celebrates to the crowd but Bloo comes from behind with a crucifix pin and rolls the Monroe into a cover.]
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[Katrina breaks up the count with a sliding dropkick, Jinx nails the Queen of Pain in the back of the head with a kick, Bloo and Jinx then team up and whip Katrina to the ropes. As Katrina bouncing back, Bloo and Jinx execute their “Tye Dye” finisher, as Bloo and Jinx both spray their colourful mists into Katrina’s face. Katrina stumbles backwards, clawing at her eyes. Katrina then runs around the ring and bumps into Lilith and kicks her in the mid-section, she then executes her “Kat Nip” flipping piledriver onto her own partner.]
JLT: Katrina just took out her own partner with that devastating move! She can’t see what she’s doing!
Leah: Ha!
[Katrina then tries to cover but the referee doesn’t know what to do and stands there. Bloo and Jinx then laugh and pull Katrina off by her hair. Bloo hoists Katrina up with a back suplex and Jinx pulls her into a neckbreaker completing a reverse 3D. Bloo and Jinx then both lie on top of Katrina for a cover as the referee counts.]
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JLT: Look at Carley!
[Carley Monroe leaps off the top rope with a moonsault, connecting to Bloo and Jinx and breaking up the count. Carley then climbs to her feet and begins to jump up and down, applauding herself. Bloo then runs towards her but Carley nails a drop toe hold, sending Bloo face-first into the bottom turnbuckle. Carley then turns as Jinx runs towards her with a clothesline but Carley ducks and pulls Jinx into her finisher “The Cutdown” reverse DDT, planting Jinx into the canvas. Carley covers.]
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[Lilith breaks up the count.]
JLT: That was close! I thought it was over!
Leah: There’s three teams in this match, it’s going to be hard to get a pinfall!
[Lilith then pulls Carley up by her hair and pulls her into her “Hellish Nightmares” powerbomb finisher, planting her square in the canvas. Katrina then leaps from the top rope with her 450 splash “Kat’s Eye” finisher landing on Carley and completing the Occult’s “Kat’s Nightmares”. Katrina then covers.]
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[Trixie leaps from the top rope with an elbow drop connecting to the back of Katrina’s head. Katrina stands in shock and begins to chase Trixie out of the ring, Trixie runs around it but Kristin Wallace-Hudson leaps onto her and the two begin to catfight on the outside of the ring.]
JLT: Even the managers are fighting! Kristin and Trixie are tearing each other apart!
Leah: What? Trixie’s just seducing Kristin, that’s how lesbians have sex.
[Bloo and Jinx have found their feet and whip Lilith into the corner. “BJ” then hoist Lilith to the top rope and execute a double superplex as Lilith crashes to the canvas. Bloo and Jinx then high five each other and bring Lilith to her feet once more, Bloo knees Lilith in the face as she stumbles to find her feet. BJ then hit the ropes and attempt a double flying clothesline but Lilith grabs them both in chokeslams. Lilith hoists them into the air and slams them in the canvas.]
Leah: Ha! Lilith is so powerful!
[Lilith then covers both women.]
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[Courtney Monroe breaks up the count. Carley and Courtney then begin to hammer onto Lilith as Katrina slides back into the ring and spears Carley into the canvas and the two begin to exchange punches. Courtney then whips Lilith to the ropes and nails a spinning heel kick to her gut, causing the beast to keel over. Courtney then pulls Lilith in position and signals for her “The Courtney Crunch” finisher.]
JLT: She can’t try that! Lilith weighs 264lbs! That’s almost 3 Courtneys!
[Courtney bends down and hoists Lilith into the air and gets her in position for the biggest widow’s peak of her career and executes her finishing move “The Courtney Crunch”. Courtney then covers, hooking both of Lilith’s large legs. The referee slides into position.]
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John Roe: Here are your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions….BLONDE AMBITION!!!
[Courtney then climbs off the beast and begins to leap up and down on the canvas. Carley then hugs her big sister and the two begin to celebrate as “Shake Ya Tailfeather” begins to play.]
JLT: Blonde Ambition did it! The dumb blondes are the brand new champions!
Leah: That’s like, totally, like, so, like, amazing!
[Tequila stands up from her position at ringside and steps into the arena. She takes off one of the belts and holds her boob, seemingly naked under her ‘top’. She hands it to Carley who wipes it on her attire and takes the other one and hands it to Courtney before heading backstage with only a hand to cover her enhanced chest. Blonde Ambition then dance around the ring as the fans cheer.]
JLT: It looks like Tecky was trying to upstage the new winners, I don’t think she did, the crowd are going wild!
Leah: Well, you would too if you had a buffoon like Carley dancing around. They are such idiots!
[We cut to John Roe standing in the middle of the ring. He smiles to the audience and is dressed smartly in a grey suit with a black shirt and tie. The lights shimmer off his bald head, he brings the microphone to his lips.]
John Roe: Here to present the Diva of the Month award, please welcome the Queen Bee herself…LIL’ KIM!!!
[“Time to Rock & Roll” by Lil’ Kim begins to play over the PA system as the arena drops to darkness. Sparks fly out of the stage as Lil’ Kim walks out wearing a revealing red dress, and her black hair falling behind her shoulders. She giggles as she makes her way to the specially erected glass podium and waves to the crowd.]
Lil Kim: Hey y’all! I’m here to announce the Diva of the Month for the next month of March 2006. It’s so exciting to be here and the winner is moments away from finding out they’ve took the DoM crown. So without further ado…
[Lil’ Kim opens a golden envelope and smiles as she reads out the name, yelling it into the microphone and applauding.]
Lil Kim: KATIA!!!
[“Brick House” by Rob Zombie plays as Katia struts out from backstage wearing her ring attire. She smiles and exchanges air kisses with Lil’ Kim on the stage. Katia then stands with her award and pouts for the photographers on the ramp. She flips her hair and heads backstage.]
JLT: Katia is the March Diva of the Month!
Leah: She didn’t even say thanks!
JLT: I think that’s a little beyond her character.
[We cut backstage into Icenique’s dressing room. Icenique is making final adjustments for her hair as she plays with her curls, Amaryllis Vasquez sits watching her, wearing a striped referee’s shirt. Icenique turns and smiles at her, opening her arms to Amaryllis who smiles.]
Amaryllis: You look great.
Icenique: Thanks mami.
[Icenique then approaches the door to leave but Amaryllis grabs her shoulder and pushes her down onto a chair. Amaryllis then looks at her and then begins to “tear up”, faking her crying emotion as Icenique looks concerned.]
Icenique: What’s up?
Amaryllis: Oh nothing, it’s just what Mystika said earlier, that’s all.
Icenique: What about?
Amaryllis: Nothing…
Icenique: Mari, what about?
Amaryllis: About you!
[Amaryllis then pretends to cry harder, she turns around from Icenique and tries to hide her face from Icenique. Amaryllis smiles as Icenique stands behind her. Amaryllis then turns back to the Unleashed Champion with her face full of fake sadness.]
Amaryllis: She said that after tonight, when she beats you, your friendship is over. She was just using you to get to the belt, and she said that she’s going to assault you with a chair. She wants to break your back!
Icenique: Whoa, whoa, I know my girl Mystika, are you sure she was talking about me?
Amaryllis: Yes! Yes! It’s all so, tragic! This whole thing!
Icenique: Aww mami, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just ignore her. I know Mysti, she ain’t gonna do nothing like that. Put it out of your mind. You were probably hearing things, our match is next, I’ll talk to her before the bell rings. Okay?
[Amaryllis then nods and exits the room and heads towards the ring. Icenique scowls and pulls out her cell phone from her bag, she begins to dialling and we’re treated to her side of the conversation. She smiles as the voice comes on the line.]
Icenique: Hi Mysti…it’s me…yeah…you just arrived?...really…that Chester...you weren’t here earlier then?…oh…okay…no…good luck to you too…bye!
[Icenique then flips her phone shut as she follows Amaryllis out of the locker room with a scowl on her face. We cut back to ringside.]
JLT: What was that? Amaryllis is such a vindictive bitch!
Leah: She’s just honest.
JLT: Nothing she said was honest! That phone call proved it, she’s lying you idiot!
Leah: Jamie, trust me, Amaryllis is telling the truth. She’s just trying to help people improve on their relationships, sort of like Ricki Lake.
Unleashed Championship Match
JLT: Next we have the Unleashed Championship on the line as Icenique defends against Mystika with Amaryllis Vasquez as the special guest referee. Amaryllis has been playing a dirty game in the last few weeks and seems to have turned best friends Icenique and Mystika against one another!
Leah: She has not! She’s just being honest and telling them what they’ve really been saying about each other!
JLT: I’m pretty sure she made it up, this should be an interesting match never the less. It’s a re-match from their last encounter, except Mystika not only has to defeat Icenique but overcome Amaryllis’ refereeing, which is obviously going to be bias!
["Thank You For the Venom" by My Chemical Romance begins to play, starting 20 seconds into the song, which is when the lyrics start. The music stops completely after the first verse and the arena lights go out. The crowd murmurs, and suddenly, white pyro shoots from the turnbuckles and showers down from the entrance stage. Mystika walks out and the song picks back up from where it left off. The diva makes her way down to the ring and slides in, posing in the middle. She jumps on one turnbuckle as the prechorus of the song hits and several fans cheer. She hops off of it and then goes to the opposite one, eliciting the same reaction.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Unleashed Championship. Introducing the challenger, from Death Valley, California; at a weight of 160lbs, accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget...MYSTIKA!!!
[The lights dim for a few seconds. At the entrance stands a lovely figure. "No Problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Moments later silver pyros blast from every which way as she makes her way to the ring. Amaryllis Vasquez follows her, wearing a stylist black and white referee's top and black shorts with black boots. Her hair tied back into a ponytail.]
John Roe: Her opponent, to be accompanied to the ring by special guest referee Amaryllis Vasquez, hailing from Homestead, Florida, at a weight of 160lbs, the Unleashed Champion...ICENIQUE!!!
[Amaryllis has a smug look on her face as she goes to ring the bell but Icenique grabs her hand before she can. Amaryllis frowns at her as Icenique holds up her hand and tells her to wait. Mystika then frowns as Icenique requests a microphone and is handed one by a stage-hand. She stands in the centre of the ring, facing Mystika as Amaryllis looks on with a mixture of confusion and horror.]
Icenique: Hell naw.
[Mystika gives a half-smile as Amaryllis snatches the microphone from Icenique and begins to talk in her ear. Icenique shoves her away and begins to talk as Amaryllis runs her hands through her hair.]
Icenique: Now y’all, I have an announcement to make. I’m sorry but I ain’t defending my title tonight, you see, me and my girl Mystika, we’ve been fighting the last couple of weeks, and y’all know what it’s like to be fighting with y’all best friends! You know? So, yeah, tonight I’m not going to defend my belt against you Mysti, I don’t want to ruin our friendship with this match, it’s worth too much!
[Amaryllis snatches the microphone from Icenique and begins to shout at Icenique in rapid Mexican, Icenique can’t understand her and shrugs her shoulders. Amaryllis turns to Mystika and begins to shout at her.]
Amaryllis Vasquez: NO WAY!
[Amaryllis shakes her head rapidly.]
Amaryllis: No way this happening! Icenique, you signed a contract to defend your belt tonight! Do you know how long I have been waiting for this match?! Do you? I’m not having it end like this! Mystika, you’ll never a get shot at this belt again unless you fight Icenique right now!
[Icenique then yanks the microphone away from Amaryllis and looks her in the eyes as the fiery Mexican tries to calm down.]
Icenique: Nah, Mari girl, you know I love you but I’m deciding who gets shots at my belt! Mystika deserves the shot so much, but not like this, okay? Not like this.
[Icenique then pushes Amaryllis away gently as Amaryllis looks shocked. Icenique slides out of the ring and heads backstage as the fans give her a mixed reaction, Icenique then places her championship belt over her shoulder as Amaryllis demands she get back to the ring. Icenique shakes her head, no, and turns her back on her manager.]
Amaryllis Vasquez: This is all your FAULT! You stupid bitch!
[Amaryllis shakes her head as Chester McNugget climbs onto the apron, concerned. Mystika stands there with her eyebrows raised, facing the thorn in her side. Amaryllis then smiles at her.]
Amaryllis Vasquez: You are going to pay for this!
[Amaryllis then drops the microphone and slaps Mystika hard across the face as Mystika stumbles backwards. Amaryllis then goes to walk out of the ring, satisfied with herself but Mystika chases after her and pulls her back by the hair. Mystika then nails a right hand to Amaryllis and whips her to the ropes, Mystika nails her “Kiss of Death” superkick to Vasquez’s face, knocking her to the canvas, out cold.]
[Mystika then stands over Amaryllis and yells at her as Chester McNugget applauds. Mystika then turns and leaves the ring as “Thank You For The Venom” plays and Mystika is satisfied with extracting some revenge onto the mean manager.]
JLT: What?! We’re not having an Unleashed championship match! That’s so disappointing!
Leah: Mr. Snuggles says that Icenique is too much of a wimp to put her belt on the line, what kind of excuse was that?!
JLT: I don’t know what the fallout is going to be from this but it can’t be good! These fans are booing!
Leah: Amaryllis got her ass handed to her! She deserved it, Mexicans just annoy me, their food makes you crap like no tommorow and therefore they should be punished!
[“Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls hits the PA system as Aphrodite struts out onto the stage. She’s changed from her ring attire in a short white dress and has a bottle of perfume in her hands, sitting on a pillow. She struts down to the ring, looking down her nose at the fans in the front row.]
[She climbs into the ring and waves to the audience who boo her. She shrugs it off and is handed a microphone from a stagehand as others hand her a stool to place her perfume on. She does and smiles to the crowd.]
Aphrodite: You’re excited to me, no? Yes, of course you are. I am out here tonight for one special reason and that is to announce my perfume. You see tonight, I’m allowing one of you divas out there to come and try on my brand new perfume live! This is a world exclusive! I might even be kind enough to allow you to keep the bottle!
[Aphrodite turns to the entrance and waits for the ‘tester’ to come out. Aphrodite smiles as the fans begin to chant “Go Home To France”. Aphrodite ignores them as several minutes pass and nobody comes out.]
Aphrodite: Come on! This is my new perfume! It’s a one in a life time opportunity! You’ll never get another ch-
[Aphrodite is interrupted by the sound of John Williams as the “Emperial March” sound plays. The Unibrow walks out onto the stage wearing jeans and a top, at her side is the ever-present Dr. Doomsday who nods to her. The Unibrow walks down to the ring with the Stripped Championship securely fastened around her waste.]
[The Unibrow steps into the ring as her music fades, Aphrodite smiles at her and picks up the bottle. The Unibrow raises her brow and exchanges glances with Aphrodite.]
Aphrodite: Now, thank you Uni for answering my request. I don’t have a name for my perfume yet because I have to give it an Aphrotouch. You know? So, without further ado, do you want to try?
[The Unibrow sighs and extends her wrist to Aphrodite. Dr. Doomsday nods his head and rolls his heads together. Aphrodite then gently grabs the Unibrow’s arm and gently sprays it with the perfume, the Stripped Champion then sniffs it and then nods her head, liking the smell.]
Aphrodite: It’s good right? Nice?
[Aphrodite then picks up the Unibrow’s other arm and begins to spray it. Suddenly Aphrodite yanks the Unibrow inwards and nails her in the face with the bottle, shattering it and sending the champion to the canvas. Aphrodite stands over Unibrow and begins to shout at her, Dr. Doomsday then instinctively runs towards Aphrodite and spears her into the canvas.]
[Dr. Doomsday then stands up over Aphrodite with a shocked look on his face, after having connected his first move in his whole DU career and many near misses. Doomsday then looks over at the Unibrow but Aphrodite isn’t out yet as she brings her leg up to kick Dr. Doomsday, delivering a low blow.]
[Aphrodite then rolls out of the ring and heads backstage as the Unibrow wipes the glass from her face and coughs having injested some of the liquid. Dr. Doomsday then hops around the ring holding his crotch, he then trips on the pillow and falls backwards on top of the Unibrow.]
[Aphrodite laughs as she skips up the ramp after having ambushed the Stripped Champion. “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls resumes as she waves to the crowd who boo her.]
JLT: What was that all about? Aphrodite just assaulted the Unibrow! Over perfume!
Leah: Well, the Unibrow should just shave. Maybe people wouldn’t hate her then!
Rockford State Championship Match
JLT: We've come to what is now our final
match of the night, Katia versus Chimera. Beauty versus the Beast
for the Rockford State championship part deux. These two women
have been going at it for months, ever since Chimera's mysterious
return to Divas Unleashed. This has definitely be one of the most
heated rivalries DU has seen in ages. Leah: Chimera has been messing with Katia's
head since the day she stepped back in here. From spooking the
hell out of her, to stealing her championship, to dropping hr
golden statue on her, to burning her jewels not to long ago on
Exile. These bitches HATE each other! Whenever I see these two
together I can feel how much they loathe each other. It's pure.
It's real. It's frickin' awesome, JLT! JLT: You know, you and Katia aren't that
different, Leah. You're both assholes. Leah: Excuse me! Don't you ever compare me to
that phony Cleopatra! [The camera cuts
to John Roe in the center of the ring. The sharply dressed ring
announcer clears his throat and raises the mic to his lips.] John
Roe: The following
contest is a "Mystery Ladder" match for the Rockford
State Championship! Introducing the challenger, weighing in at
118 pounds, from parts Unknown, The Morbid Mistress, CHIMERA!!! [The faint sound
of blowing wind fills the arena as blended images of beauty and
torture illuminate the TitanTron. "Change" by Deftones
hits the speakers as a thick fog covers the stage. A red light
flash and Chimera appears through the smoke. Her demonic eyes
glance around the riotous crowd as she saunters down the ramp in
a much more revealing outfit than her usual attire.] Leah: Uh oh, Chimera is getting funky tonight!
You think maybe her crazy ass is trying to get a man tonight? JLT: I don't think so, Leah. But she doesn't
look too happy. Leah: Well, if you were that pale, you
wouldn't be happy either. Granted you ain't that far from it. JLT: I meant she looked unhappy because she
doesn't have her spider with her tonight! Leah: Well, good. I hope somebody squishes it
by accident in this match! John
Roe: Her opponent; from
Alexandria, Egypt; at a weight of 120lbs, to be accompanied to
the ring by Livia, the Rockford State Champion...KATIA!!! [“Touch”
by Amerie suddenly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can
now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil
Katia..Along side her is her manager Livia who's also as evil,
Katia now walks out from the back and makes her way towards the
ring, But before she reaches there she stops at the stage section
and gives the crowd a little twirl of her latest outfit, Although
she gets mostly boos out of it. ] [Finally with
Livia by her side the evil Katia begins to head to the ring
waving to the crowd like she's the queen of the world. When both
Divas reach the ring, Livia jumps up on Katias' makeup before the
match can begin the apron and holds the middle rope for Katia who
enters it ever so graciously, Once inside the ring now Livia
begins to check on her.] Leah: I don't like her. JLT: I'm sure she doesn't care, Leah.
Besides, who do you actually like? Leah: Brad Pitt. That sexy bitch. [The black boxes
hang from hooks above the ring in a straight line. The two women
glance up at them for a moment. Chimera then smirks sadistically,
eyeballing The Glamorous one with evil intentions. Katia stands
with her hands on her hips and rolls her eyes casually at
Chimera. The two women circle the ring slowly, locking eyes in
some sort of ritualistic stare down. Chimera jumps at Katia,
trying to fake her out, but the Egyptian doesn't budge. Suddenly,
Chimera pauses, and Katia stops as well. The crowd roars as they
watch the strange game going on in the rig. Chimera slowly walks
over to Katia and the diva quickly jumps into fighting stance.
But to Katia's surprise, Chimera reaches out and grabs the neck
of her top, then pulls hard, ripping the obviously expensive
fabric straight down the center. Katia shrieks horror, and smacks
the taste right out of Chimera's mouth. Chimera stumbles back and
is soon met with a dropkick to the chest by Katia.] JLT: Katia's starting this match off with a
bang. She's sick of Chimera toying around with her. [Chimera bounces
back and is taken down with another dropkick. Katia then picks up
Chimera and then plants her with a neckbreaker. Katia pulls
Chimera up onces again and sends her into the ropes. Chimera
returns and dodges Katia's clothesline attempt, but with another
bounce off the ropes, she turns around andgets slammed with a super kick straight to the jaw from Katia. Katia stays on top of Chimera,
lifting her up and locking in a dragon sleeper hold, attempting
to drain Chimera of her energy early on in the match. Once
Chimera is nearly limp, Katia tosses her to the floor and the
crowd watches as she nearly makes a pin attemp.] Leah: Look at that bonehead. This is a ladder
match! [Katia stops
herself at the last minute and shakes her head, but despite the
mistake, she is still in control of the match. Livia shouts her
approval of Katia's dominating start at ringside.] Leah: Hey, do you think Katia is gay? JLT: What? Where the hell did that come from? Leah: She's banging Livia. I know she is. JLT: Jesus... [Katia goes to
work on Chimera once again, puling her up and sending her sailing
back into the ropes. As Chimera reaches her, Katia lifts Chimera
over her with a backbody drop right over the top rope. Chimera
connects hard with the floor outside. Katia rolls out of the ring
after her. Livia runs over for a quicky high five and steps aside
to taunt Chimera and allow Katia to work. Katia yanks Chimera up
off the floor. She slams her rival into the barricade with force
and Chimera's spine nearly snaps at the impact. Almost broken in
half, Chimera slides down to the floor and Katia immediately goes
after her, stomping Chimera into the ground with her boots.] [An older male
fan right behind the women yells at Katia. In annoyance, she
stops her assaults and turns her attention to the guy. She starts
a shouting match with him, until she finally loses patience and
slaps him across the face as the fans boo her non-stop. But the
break in Katia's concentration allows Chimera to shoves her down
on her ass and run back to the ring. Chimera crawls in and
quickly scrambles across the canvas on her hands and knees as an
agitated Katia folls her and stalks across the ring towards her.
As Chimera lifts herself, Katia's elbow comes crashing down in
the center of her back. Katia stands up and drops her elbow onto
Katia once more. She then grabs and handful of Chimera's raven
locks and drags her to her feet, then hair tosses her clear
across the ring. Chimera hits with a sickening thud, but Katia
wastes no time in coming after her again. As Chimera tries to
stand, Katia stomps hard on her back and holds her foot there,
making it impossible for Chimera to get up. Katia reaches down
and wraps Chimera's hair around her fist, then pulls with all of
her might, lifting Chimera's head and leaving her completely
exposed. She rakes her nails over Chimera's pale skin, leaving
thin trails of blood dotting her skin. The referee yells for
Katia to stops and she quickly slams Chimera's head face first
into the mat with a grin.] JLT: Oh, man. Katia is playing no games
tonight. She is taking it to Chimera! Leah: Come on, girl. We all know Chimera is
loving this. Just look at her face. Looks like she's having sex. JLT: That was completely unnecessary, Leah.
Completely! Leah: I'm telling you. Katia's Freddy Krueger
move is turning that woman on! [Katia backs up
for a moment Chimera lifts her head slowly. Her jet black,
crimson streaked hair covers her face. She weakly stands to her
feet and brushes her mane away, revealing a small split down
the middle of her lips. Chimera touches it with her fingers, and
smears the blood over parts of her face and chin, smiling
sadistically and licking the warm blood from her flesh. Katia's
face twists in disgust and she lunges at Chimera, but Chimera
side steps. Katia spins around quickly and swings at Chimera,
missing once again. Chimera jabs Katia's pretty face, much to the
young woman's surprised. Before Katia can recompose herself,
Chimera hits her again, then clotheslines her straight to the
floor. Katia's head smacks the canvas hard and Chimera grabs hold
of her angles. She slides Katia to the middle of the ring and
spreads her legs, the drops both of her own outstretched legs
between them, slamming the heels of her boots right into Katia's
chest.] [Katia coughs at
the impact and Chimera leaps on top of her fallen body and
pummels her continuously with fists and elbows. Katia struggles
underneath her rival for a moment until she is finally able to
push Chimera off of her, but Chimera quickly hops to her feet and
serves Katia with a dropkick to the face. She's down once again
and Chimera seizes the opportunity. She crawls over to the ropes
and rolls out of the ring. Chimera lifts the cloth covering the
bottom of the ring and disappears underneath it, returning with a
huge, steal ladder.] Leah: Finally, somebody is bringing out the
heavy artillery! We can finally start this match. JLT: But Leah, it's been started. Leah: No, it has not. Listen to me. I know
these things. JLT: Whatever... [Chimera lifts
the ladder and slides in into the ring, then follows it inside.
By now, Katia is on her feet. As Chimera begins to get up, Katia
kicks her back down. She then pulls Chimera up and set her up for
a vertical suplex. She executes the move and slams Chimera's back
across the ladder she brought with her. Chimera lies across the
cold metal, totally immobilized. Katia shoves her off of the
ladder and pushes her off to the side. She gives Chimera one last
kick for good measure and begins to set up the ladder. As Chimera
rolls around the ring in agony, Katia ascends the ladder, going
for the swinging box in the center while her manager cheers her
on outside of the ring. Katia pulls the level, opening the door
at the bottom of the box and Chimera's huge, black tarantula
manager drops onto her face. Katia's arms flail wildly,
attempting to get the arachnid off of her. Thrashing frantically,
Katia falls backwards and comes crashing down to the ring floor.] Leah: She thought she was smart going for the
middle! Dumb ho. JLT: Oh, Leah. Have some compassion! The
woman just had a huge spider drop onto her face without warning! Leah: Well, it's not like she didn't know it
was in one of those boxes. She should have been prepared. [Outside of the
ring, Livia runs around, yelling for Katia and begging her to be
okay. Meanwhile, Katia has climbed to her feet and is now making
her way over to the fallen Katia. The Morbid Mistress clutches
Katia in somewhat of a bear hug and pulls her up. Dragging Katia
over to a corner of the ring, Chimera props her up against the
turnbuckles. Chimera leaves the momentarily dazed Katia in that
position, then goes to the center of the ring and retrieves her
precious Angelina. She brings the spider to her bloody lip and
kisses her softly, then walks to the opposite side of the ring
and sets her on the ring apron. Katia is still out of it. Chimera
walks back over to ring center and lifts up the ladder. Chimera
gets into position, holding the ladder up like a battering ram,
and charges at Katia. The top of the ladder collides with Katia's
torso, knocking the wind out of the unsuspecting vixen. Chimera
charges again, slamming viciously into Katia's rib cage. Chimera
backs up and takes off at a fully run, crashing into Katia once
more with the ladder. Katia drops to her knees and falls flat on
her face from the attack.] Leah: Ouchies! JLT: That was terrible! Katia could have
broken ribs from that! Leah: At least it wasn't her
"gorgeous" face. [Livia cringes at
the sight of her beloved client's torture, but Chimera pays no
attention to it. She picks up the ladder once again and sets it
up under one of the remaining two boxes. Chimera slowly climbs up
each rung while Livia screams up at her. She pulls the lever and
releases a rain of Katia's burnt jewelry. Enraged, Chimera tugs
down the black box and throws it to the floor. as she does so,
the referee checks up on Katia, seeing whether or not she can go
on. With the distraction, Livia slinks into the ring and pushes
over the ladder, bringing Chimera down with it and falling
stomach first onto the top rope. Chimera bounces against it and
flips over, smacking against the hard floor outside of the ring.] [The ref has
awaken Katia. Just as she is coming to, Livia scrambles outside
of the ring and seizes a downed Chimera with a flurry of vicious
kicks, but The Morbid Mistress somehow finds the strength to grab
Livia's foot and pull it out from under her. The manager drops to
the floor, and Chimera slithers up her body, then wraps her hand
around Livia's throat. She brings both of them to their feet,
still holding Livia's fragile neck in her vice-like grip. She
amazingly holds the woman, lifting her a bit off of her feet by
the throat, cutting off her air supply. A frightened Livia falls
into Chimera's demonic gaze as her own eyes begin to flutter
closed. But in the ring, Katia staggers to her feet and reaches
over the rope, grabbing Chimera by the hair and forcing her to
release Livia. Katia drags Chimera up onto the apron and over the
top rope. Katia is winded and barely able to move, but she uses
what strength she has to haul Chimera to her feet and place her
in a headlock. Katia then darts across the ring and plants
Chimera with the "Call of the Bast" (running bulldog).
The fans scream in approval as both Chimera and Katia lie
motionless in the ring, neither woman able to gather themselves.] JLT: They're both out. This match has been
brutal thus far. If these women keep it up, neither one of them
will be walking out of this ring. They'll be limping...if they're
still alive. Leah: Man, that would truly make this night
great. JLT: If they were crippled? Leah: No, if they died. Press for days, my
friend. I need to get to the hair salon as soon as possible. Make
sure I look perfect for the press. JLT: You are such a bitch. [Katia slowly
drags herself to one side of the ring and grabs the bottom rope,
breathing hard while Chimera just begins to show signs of life.
Katia manages to pull herself up into a sitting position and uses
the moment to take a deep breath. Chimera sluggishly rolls over
onto her stomach and up on all fours. Katia is now pulling
herself up as Chimera begins a slow crawl to the opposite ropes.
Soon, both women are standing, unstable.] Leah: Uh oh, they're both up. Somebody pick up
the ladder! [Katia starts at
Chimera, full speed, and Chimera quickly levels her with a drop
toe hold that causes Katia's face to slam into the ladder. The
decorated diva clutches her precious face as blood seeps between
her fingers. Chimera flips Katia onto her back and straddles her.
She releases an onslaught of punches to Katia's head while the
crowd goes wild until Katia finally knees her in the stomach and
pushes the crazy woman off of her. Chimera shakes off the attack
but Katia is on her feet in seconds. She heads for the ladder and
starts to set it up as Chimera brings herself to her feet. Katia
begins climbing the ladder, but is joined by Chimera on the other
side.] JLT: Here we go, everyone. A race to the top
of the ladder. The other two boxes have ben opened and neither
held the Rockford State championship, so this is the last option.
[Both women are
bleeding profusely through opened wounds on their faces. Their
bodies are now spotted with black, blue, and purple bruises.
Their energy has been zapped, causing them to Katia has a slight
lead on Chimera. She reaches the top of the ladder first and
raises her arms to reach for the lever at the bottom of the black
box. Chimera gives her a shot to gut and Katia doubles over.
Chimera punches her in the face, then grips her head in a firm
hold. As Katia struggles, the fans cheer on the action. In an
amazing act, Chimera leaps off of the top of the ladder and nails
Katia with her finishers "Angelic Angst".] Leah: Oh my God! Angelic Angst from the top of
the ladder! JLT: That ladder is 15 feet high! That fall
could break every bone in ther bodies! [Fans throughout
the area are frantic as the brutal match drags on. Both ladies
are sprawled out on the ring floor. The pain causes Chimera to
twist her body and ball up into a fetal position, but Katia is
completely out cold. Livia is nearly in tears as she screams for
Katia to get up, but the beautiful diva doesn't respond. Livia
pounds on the mat, trying to get the already insane crowd behind
her client. Katia's body lies just at the body of the ladder, but
she is unable to make a move for it. Meanwhile, Chimera has begin
to inch her aching body back toward the ladder. The referee keeps
his eyes lock on her and Livia runs around the ring and slides
inside. She goes to Katia and looks into her face, then slaps her
hard, trying to bring her out of her comatose state. Ktia's eyes
flutter for a moment until they open completely. Livia then
pushes her closer to the ladder and slinks back out of the ring.] [Chimera's hands
have reached for first rung of the ladder and she lifts herself
slightly, but something is pulling her back. She turns around to
see Katia's hand wrapped around her ankle, holding her in place
with a weak grip. Katia uses Chimera's foot to pull herself
closer to her opponent. With everything she has in her, she makes
her way to the other side of the ladder, not yet ready to give up
her title. With Katia on one side and Chimera on the other, but
women head up the ladder once again, striving the reach the top
and gain the gold. Both winded and barely about to climb the
rungs, Katia and Chimera battle on every step of the way, tossing
punches and slaps at each otherm grabbing and scratching whatever
they can reach. It is a regular boxing macth on their way to the
top, but neither woman gives up the fight. At last, they make it
to the top at the exact same time and the struggle continues.
Each of them stretch their limbs for the box, trying their best
to push the other woman away. Drenched in sweat, blood, and
tears, they both wrap their arms around the box and use their
feet to gain the advantage. They kick wildy, their feet meeting
with torsos and chests in the process. Suddenly, the ladder
beneath them topples over, but the ladder hits the mat alone.
Neither woman is anywhere to be found.] JLT: JESUS! LOOK HOW BAD THESE WOMEN WANT TO
WIN!!! Leah: THEY'RE BOTH LITERALLY HANGING ON BY A
THREAD!!! [Both women hang
from the dangling box, holding on for dear life. The atmosphere
in the entire arena thickens as cameras flash on the aerial
divas. The strong diva in Katia allows her to reach the lever
first and release her Rockford State Championship belt from
captivity, but at that moment, both women dropped from the box
and land hard on the mat floor.] JLT: Oh man, Leah. I think you're gonna get
your wish tonight! This could have been the fall that killed both
Katia and Chimera! Leah: Makeup, NOW! [Both Chimera and
Katia are flat on their stomachs. The belt has been retrieved
from the box, but it is nowhere in sight. The referee searches
the ring, then walks over to the fallen Katia. He bends over and
calls out to her, but she doesn't respond. The woman is totally
out. The referee then turns Katia on her back and look down at
her.] Leah: Now, where the hell did that belt go? [Shaking his
head, the ref immediately goes over to Chimera. The fans roar
with anticipation. He does the same thing he did with Katia,
calling out to Chimera and receiving no answer, then turning her
on her back. He then jumps up and signals for the bell. Chimera
is hugging the Rockford State Championship to her body like a
newborn child.] JLT: The match is over! CHIMERA HAS THE
TITLE! Leah: Chimera has just ended the title reign
of the ever arrogant Katia! John
Roe: Here is your
winner and NEW Rockford State Champion...CHIMERA!!! Leah: Ladies and gentlemen, The Morbid
Mistress has done it. She has taken back her title! [The referee
helps Chimera to her feet and raises her hand in victory. The
camera zooms in on Chimera's brusied and battered face, smirking
sadistically with pride as she gazes down at Katia.]
Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments
Epilogue
Thanks to Chris, Latrice and Paul for their contributions towards NP3. I think the PPV went pretty well, we had some really good matches and I hope you all enjoyed it. It was the first PPV of 2006 so hopefully we've set the standard for the rest of the year.
Congratulations to Marie for picking up Diva of the Month, it was well deserved, and congratulations to all the winners tonight including our new champions!
Thank you for reading!
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