Sunday 12th November 2006
American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas

There’s no point in being careful I’ll burn bridges anyway There’s no point in talking vicious I’ve nothing cutting left to say I’ve achieved my own survival I’ve refined my own sweet hell There’s no point in craving beauty When you’ll tear me anyhow If I look you in the eye I swear I’ll die Because you kill everything you love Should I scar my face To find my peace While you kill everything you love [The opening credits of Divas Unleashed roll, the huge event coming onto air and broadcasting all over the globe, prompting excitement and anticipation the world over. The credits end with the DU logo. The camera cuts to an external pan of the American Airlines Center as we hear a roar from the crowd inside, and a logo saying "Live" appears in the top right of the screen. We cut inside the large arena, to find it smothered in darkness.] [All of a sudden, thunder and lighting is heard. After several flashes, the stage is revealed as three coffins are lined up next to each other. A drum beat begins to play, a hypnotic deep beat circulating around the arena.] [Girls walk out from the side of the stage, dressed in maid outfits and walking like robots, they all have jet black hair, their eyes are red and their mouth is dripping with liquid. The girls walk in time with the drum before they all line up along the stage. The drum beat stops as the girls all fall backwards and land straight on the stage.] You don’t know yet how long it takes to die of pain [Suddenly from the coffin bursts three men, two with guitars as the heavy metal start of "Lunatic Lover" by Pain Factor blasts into the arena. The lead singer struts forward, standing on two of the girls backs, with his mohawk lighting up in the red strobe as he stands shirtless.] [The camera pans around, which is designed in an elegant manner. There are gold bars which circle the stage, as the titantron is curved into a giant kiss between two purple lips. The entrance way has two hand-cuffs which swing from side to side, like a pendulum. The lead singer of Pain Factor screams the lyrics into the microphone.] Lover lunatic, lover baby Come on sugar, show me what you like It’s not fine what really psycho Take off your coat and show you me what you like [The robotic girls made their way to their feet, synchronised together, they make their way to the leader singer and grab onto his legs, brushing up against his body. The lead singer, sweating heavily, screams into his microphone, his demonic appearance scaring any young kids in the audience.] I’m a lunatic lover Scar me with your pain Lunatic lover Love [The girls all stand and approach each other, they brush their hair out of each other's faces and embrace in a kiss. As they kiss, blood begins to drip out from their mouths and down their outfits onto the stage. They stand frozen, with the blood dripping down.] You had your revenge, why did you kill me? [Two of the robotic girls approach the lead singer, they handcuff themselves to him and drop to their knees, he walks around the stage energetically, dragging them with him as they stay frozen. He leaps up and down on the stage, as the Pain Factor drummer rocks out, hyping up the audience.] Take you away to another place Cause I can read the look that’s on your face Don’t be shy now don’t be shy now Adrenaline running high to experience blood [As the soon reaches it's climax, the blood drips over the egde of the stage as the drummer begins to resume his hypnotic beat, all the girls drop down onto the stage like they've died, all falling. The lead singer stops as two bodies hang from his arms, he looks around the arena and shouts the final lines.] You don’t know how long it takes to die of pain You had your revenge, why did you kill me? [Pain Factor take a bow as the stage is engulfed in darkness once again. The camera pans the arena as the fans cheer loudly for the huge event. The best signs are shown on tv from the hyped Dallas crowd. “Ride me cowgirl!”, “Tracee Luv!”, “Y'all need Dolly Parton!”, “DU > TNA!” and “Houston, you have a problem! DU is rockin' Dallas!” are the best from the crowd in a sea of colours. We cut to the commentary table, as Leah sits in a cowboy hat wearing casul attire of a low-cut top and jeans. She picks up a can of beer to the camera and smiles. JLT frowns at her, sitting dressed classily in a blue dress, with her hair curled and looking very glamourous. JLT smiles openly at the viewers and addresses them with her trademark voice.] JLT: Hello to everyone joining us from around the globe! You've picked an awesome time to order a Divas Unleashed pay-per-view as over the next three hours, we've got the finest action coming your way! I'll be your host for this evening, I'm JLT, and I'm joined as always by my loyal yet unpredictable housemate, Leah! Leah: I'm not your housemate, that makes people think we're lesbians. I've got a man with ten inches back in Philly. That's right, you ain't know that! JLT: That's...that's...good to know! Leah: Yeah, y'all girls out there are jealous aren't you! JLT: Anyway! We have a top dollar card for you tonight, we see a brand new Unleashed Champion being crowned, the 10th person to hold the belt! It's either going to be Lilith or Tiger Lily in the finals of the chaotic Unleashed tournament! I can't wait for that match, it's so exciting to know history will be made here tonight in Dallas! Leah: Yeah, I can't wait to see who the new champ is! We've also got the Stripped Championship on the line as Aphrodite defends against Tracee Nguyen in a FD3 rematch, with Keira Nguyen involved! If that wasn't enough, it's a "Texas BBQ" match!I know it's my favourite match on the card already, I hope I get a hot dog out of that match! JLT: We've also got the Rockford State Championship on the line as champion Crystal Hilton defends against Felicity and Summer McCoy in a tangled tale of friendship! These three women have switched alliances more times than Kaci Russell has had bed partners! I don't know who's friends with who! All this agression should be provide an awesome match though! Leah: Blonde Ambition challenge the tag champions The Occult in tag action, naturally! Carley and Courtney will be hoping to notch up a second reign but The Occult were the ones who beat the Monroe dumbasses for the belt in the first place! Lilith is wrestling twice too, I bet that's going to affect her performance! JLT: Lily is also doing double duty as we're set to see her defend her Askai Championship in a ladder match against newcomer Maya Okosaki! I'm pretty excited for this match too, it's nice to have some healthy competition in Divas Unleashed! It's great! Leah: Five women have a golden oppurtunity to gain a Unleashed title shot as they all clash in a battle royal for that very right! We'll see tournament evictees Jennifer Collins, Noriko Lee and Yuku Shiro all fight it out and with the last minute additions of Shayla Walker and KibbyD! This match should be pretty chaotic, everyone's goal is to be the Unleashed champion! JLT: Indeed, we've also got a sad aspect to the evening as Mystika makes her retirement, she'll be coming to the ring later on to talk about her achievements! We've also got the Pussycat Dolls still on tonight's show too! Leah: I love the PCD! I love their song "Beep"! Hey, if we're on PPV does that mean I can sing "Beep" uncensored?! JLT: NO! Second Chance Battle Royal Jennifer Collins vs. KibbyD vs. Noriko Lee vs. Shayla Walker vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: We’re opening the show with a battle royal to determine which of the women involved will win a championship shot, cashable at any time. We’ve got mainly tournament rejects who have been given a “Second Chance” after being eliminated and Krysta has included her “friend” KibbyD and Shayla Walker. Leah: Shayla Walker needs something to do and keep busy to stop her from thinking about how much of a failure she is. Jennifer Collins needs to stop obsessing over Bassist and Noriko Lee needs to buy a personality! Ugh, I hate so many people in this match! JLT: Is there anyone in DU you actually like? Leah: Myself? JLT: Anyway, this should be a great match, anything can happen in these situations! Look at the surprise finals of the Unleashed tournament, maybe Shayla Walker could be the next challenger? Leah: In her dreams! John Roe: The following contest is a battle royal with the winner of the match receiving an opportunity to fight the Unleashed Champion. The rules are the match are simple, the participants are eliminated by being thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor, the last woman remaining in the ring is the winner! ["Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.] John Roe: Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to th ering by Drummer...JENNIFER COLLINS!!! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs, accompanied to the ring by Ryoko Kazami...NORIKO LEE!!! ["Boom" by P.O.D. begins to blue fireworks at the entrance. Shayla Walker walks down to the ring with Dame Barbara at her side. Shayla hugs Barbara before climing into the ring and standing in her corner.] John Roe: Their opponent, hailing from Barberton, Ohio; at a weight of 112lbs...SHAYLA WALKER!!! ["Invincible" by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring.] John Roe: And finally, hailing from Tokyo, Japan; at a weight of 150lbs, she is Lady Fist herself...YUKU SHIRO!!! [Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] [The referee calls for the bell as four women stand in the corners of the ring while KibbyD stands in the middle. Kibby waves to the fans, Noriko immediately runs towards Yuku Shiro and begins to nail her in the face with lefts and rights, charging her into the corner. KibbyD struts to the centre of the ring and blows kisses to the audience, Jennifer Collins and Shayla Walker look at each other from across the ring and nod at each other.] [They approach KibbyD who is in her own little word and both grab her by the hair and grab a handful of her tights. Jennifer and Shayla then run with Kibby towards the ropes and toss her over the top, as Kibby tumbles to the outside and smacks into the padded floor. Jennifer and Shayla smile at the elimination.] JLT: That’s what you get when you don’t put any effort into wrestling! Leah: That was hilarious, I bet Kibby is way embarrassed! Or in her terms “OMG like that is so like totally embarrassing k hunnie”. [Shayla then raises her hand to Jennifer for a high five, Jennifer returns it and the two smile at each other. Shayla then turns her back on Jennifer but Jennifer grabs Shayla from behind, spinning her around and kicking her in the gut and driving her in to the canvas with a flowing DDT. Noriko Lee chokes Yuku over the second rope but Yuku elbows her in the face.] [Noriko stumbles to the middle of the ring and Yuku comes from behind, driving Noriko backwards and into the mat with a reverse x-factor. Yuku stands and stares at Jennifer, Jennifer stares back and both women then go to work on their selected victims. Yuku begins to stomp on Noriko and brings her to her feet, Yuku whips her into the corner. Yuku follows up with a clothesline, connecting to the neck of Noriko.] [Noriko falls to her butt in the corner as Yuku begins to nail her in the face with martial arts kicks. Meanwhile, across the ring Jennifer Collins has Shayla Walker in a suplex position. She hoists Shayla into the air but Shayla kicks her legs and counters, landing behind Jennifer. Shayla nails a neckbreaker to Jennifer, driving her into the canvas.] JLT: This is a golden opportunity for Shayla in this match, she’s been struggling recently with Dame Barbara and now she could finally make her mark if she wins! Leah: She has stiff competition though, Jennifer Collins was taking the fight to her and Shayla couldn’t respond, she was lucky she got that break! [Shayla then stands and glances over her shoulder as Jennifer lies on the canvas, holding her neck. Shaya leaps into the air with a standing moonsault, connecting to Jennifer. Shayla then picks Jennifer up in a scoop slam and walks with her towards the ropes. Shayla tries to dump Jennifer over the edge but Jennifer twists her body and grabs Shayla’s head into a hurricanrana. Shayla falls over the top rope and manages to grab onto the second rope, stopping her elimination.] JLT: That was close! [She pulls herself back to her feet and swings onto the apron, Shayla leans through the ropes and nails Jennifer in the gut with a shoulder block. Jennifer stumbles backwards and Shayla leans back on the ropes, propelling herself into the ring and connecting with a flying clothesline.] [Shayla then climbs to her feet with a smile but all of a sudden finds herself beheaded by Yuku Shiro who charges at her. Shayla lies in the canvas as Yuku drags Shayla towards the ropes, Yuku then grabs both of Shayla’s feet and ties them both between the second and top rope, locking her in. Yuku then bounces to the opposite ropes and runs back, leaping into the air and connecting with a dropkick to the face of Shayla as she hangs upside down.] Leah: Ouch! That has to hurt, Shayla’s nose could be broken! JLT: That blood is going to be rushing to her head too, that has to be a painful position to be in! [Yuku stands and raises her arms to the audience but all of a sudden Noriko Lee has climbed to the top rope and leaps with a spinning heel kick, flying through the hair and nailing Yuku in the back of the head. Yuku hits the canvas and quickly finds her feet, Noriko kicks her in the gut and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Noriko pulls Yuku’s arms into a pedigree position and leaps into the air, planting Yuku in the canvas with an x-factor, connecting her “The Cataclysm” finisher.] [Noriko rolls to her feet and smiles, raising her arms into the air. Noriko turns back to the ring as Jennifer Collins lunges towards her and nails her in the mouth with a superkick. Noriko stumbles backwards towards the ropes, landing against them as she holds her face. Jennifer charges towards her but Noriko ducks and back body drops Jennifer into the air. Jennifer flies over the top rope but manages to land on the apron.] [Noriko is oblivious to Jennifer standing behind her and Shayla Walker has managed to free herself and runs towards Noriko. Noriko blocks her kick to the gut but Shayla leaps into the air with an enziguri, at the same time Jennifer Collins pulls down the top rope as Noriko tumbles backwards and out of the ring, landing on her head on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Noriko has been eliminated! [Jennifer smiles as she looks down at Noriko, she turns back to the ring to find Shayla Walker staring at her. Jennifer swings with an attempted fist but Shayla ducks, Jennifer spins around on the apron almost falling off but Shayla grabs her into a full nelson hold. Shayla then leans back with the hold as Jennifer’s legs are lifted off the apron, Shayla then shoves Jennifer forward.] [Jennifer leaps from the apron but manages to land on the barricade on the outside of the ring, Shayla turns back to the ring and raises her hands in the air, thinking she’s eliminated Jennifer. Jennifer tries to keep her balance and holds onto a few fans, trying not to fall and be eliminated.] JLT: Jennifer just saved herself from elimination there! Leah: That was a pretty good move! [Shayla then approaches Yuku Shiro who stands in the corner, looking slumped. Shayla walks up to her but Yuku was playing possum and Yuku nails her in the face with a martial arts strike, Shayla stumbles backwards, spinning around and holding her face. Yuku then comes from behind, picking Shayla up into a reverse death driver position. Yuku smiles and walks towards the ropes, she taunts Shayla and moves to the ropes on the opposite of the ring.] [Yuku then drives Shayla sideways, as Shayla’s body is thrown over the top rope and she lands on her feet on the outside of the ring, falling backwards and shouting at Yuku Shiro. Yuku then shrugs at her, Yuku then think she’s won and raises her arms into the air. She climbs onto the top rope and begins to celebrate with the fans.] JLT: Shayla has been eliminated! Leah: She should really think about a new career, she has the worst luck! [Jennifer has managed to leap back onto the apron and into the ring, she runs towards Yuku from behind but Yuku senses Jennifer in the ring and leaps backwards off the turnbuckle with an attempted dragon splash but Jennifer ducks, Yuku crashes into the canvas. Jennifer pulls Yuku to her feet and into a DDT position. Jennifer keeps the hold and stands next to the ropes.] [Jennifer lifts Yuku into the air, trying to get her legs onto the top rope. Yuku counters and lands back, with the front face lock still applied. Yuku then lifts Jennifer’s body into the air and shoves her over the top rope to the outside of the ring, Jennifer crashes to the padded floor and hits the barricade.] JLT: Yuku’s won! Leah: Haha! Poor Jennifer! [The referee calls for the bell, Yuku looks around the ring and make sure she has won this time. The referee raises her arm in the air as the sounds of Pat Benatar fill the arena.] John Roe: Here is your winner…YUKU SHIRO!!! [Yuku raises her arms in the air and nods her head, she smiles and rolls out of the ring. She celebrates with some of the Dallas fans at ringside, standing on the barricade and making gestures to the Unleashed title being around her waist.] JLT: Yuku’s got a garunteed shot at the new Unleashed Champion, this is certainly interesting! It looks to me as if the Unleashed title scene could get crowded! Yuku’s really earned the shot though, that was a tough match! Leah: Yeah, Yuku is the winner, that’s shocking. Not! JLT: Go Lady Fist! [We cut backstage to the office of Shane Rockford and Tequila. The office has been re-designed with a “Welcome Home” theme as banners hang from the walls, there’s a table of buffet food featuring top-notch finger snacks and a table full of alcohol, mainly tequila. The party hasn’t started it yet, as Shane tries to operate in his office, he stands behind his desk and wipes the dust off of it.] Shane Rockford: Krysta didn’t seem to use this very much, that’s not a good sign. [Holly Wentz walks into the room with a tray of mini-sausages. Tequila takes two bottles of champagne from the alcohol table and approaches a black rubbish bin in the middle of the room. She pours both bottles into the bin and begins to stir with a spoon. Shane looks at her.] Shane Rockford: Tequila, I hope you remember to wash out that trash can before you started putting punch in it. Tequila: Of course I did Shane. I’m not an idiot? [Shane turns his back on Tequila tending to his desk as Tequila quickly pulls out a soggy tea-bag from the punch with her spoon and tosses it aside with a look of horror and “oops” across her face.] Shane Rockford: It feels really weird to be back. It feels like I’ve been away for a long time. I feel like I should go out there and make an announcement and show how much my return will impact things. Tequila: No, you’re announcements are boring. You know what I can’t believe? I can’t believe we didn’t get a huge standing ovation! We have to throw ourselves our own party? That’s just plain rudeness. Shane Rockford: Who did you even invite to this party? Nobody is here! Tequila: I invited some old friends and some of the divas, you know. The people who I like and would love to hear all about the amazing sex we had on our honeymoon, the people who would most likely bring presents and the people who I look even prettier by in comparison. Shane Rockford: …great! [Suddenly there is a knock at the door and the door is pushed open, Tequila turns to face the guest as Tara Lee struts into the room. She’s dressed in a slutty white dress with her hair flowing, Tequila gasps and the two divas run over to each other, embracing in a hug.] Tara: OH MY GOD! Hello! Tequila: Hey! [Tequila smiles at nods, she picks up a glass from the drinks table and swipes it through the punch and immediately hands Tara a glass full of red punch.] Tequila: Punch? Tara: I’d love some! [Tara takes the glass and sips it, swallowing Tequila’s very own creation. Tara slaps her lips and frowns, Tequila looks scared and bites her lip. Tara licks her lips a little more and makes a sound of pleasure.] Tara: This is really good, it has an unusual twang to it. What is that? Tequila: Oh, erm, just some special ingredient. Let’s not worry about that! What have you been up to? I haven’t seen you in forever! Tara: I had a baby! Tequila: Again?! Tara: Yeah, Beth! She’s lovely, she’s four mouths, she’s just gorgeous and she’s actually quite strong for her age. Tequila: Really? Tara: She rolls over, well, almost. When you go to look at her in her cot, she just smiles up at you, she’s just so sweet! Tequila: Is she walking yet? Tara: She’s four months. Tequila: Aww, has she got a syndrome? [Tara looks surprised and frowns, Tequila smiles sympathetically at her. Tara shakes her head and takes a deep breath and addresses her friend.] Tara: So you and Shane are married?! Tequila: Yes, did you bring us a wedding present? Tara: Oh, no I actually I didn’t. [Tequila’s face drops.] Tequila: Oh, what a bitch. [Tequila walks away from Tara, turning around and walking to the buffet bar. Tara looks horrified and stands byself, frowning and looking around the room. Tequila shoots her a dirty look as she begins to nibble on a mini-sausage.] [We cut backstage to see Maya Okosaki leaving her dressing room, she’s dressed in her ring attire and heading towards the ring for her match. She has a focused expression on her face when suddenly Katrina leaps in front of her and waves at her.] Katrina: Hi Maya! Maya: Hi, Katrina. I’m on the way to ring, do you mind letting me past? Katrina: Oh no problem. [Katrina stands in the same place as Maya tries to move past, Maya moves to the left and Katrina steps left, blocking her at every move.] Maya: Katrina? Katrina: Maya. Maya: Do you mind moving? Katrina: I will after I tell you about Tiger Lily, you need to know this. [Maya scowls, looking concerned. Katrina smiles and rolls her eyes.] Katrina: You see, I overheard Lily talking to the person who hangs the belt over the ring and apparently she bribed him so the belt would be raised higher every time you go near it. She made it so only she would win. Isn’t that just terrible? Maya: Well, I can understand that. Lily probably feels a lot of pressure having two matches tonight. It must be stressful to defend and challenge for a championship belt. Katrina: She also called you an ugly bitch! Maya: That is her opinion and it doesn’t affect her as a wrestler. I like Lily and am looking forward to facing her tonight. Katrina: She also said she was going to have you murdered and your body be fed to chickens! Can you believe that? [Maya raises her eyebrows and folds her arms.] Maya: I highly doubt she said that, Katrina. [Maya brushes past Katrina and walks towards the ring, adopting the focused look back on her face. Katrina watches her walk away and sighs out of anger and shouts after the Japanese star.] Katrina: Ugh! WHY ARE YOU SO MORAL! [The scene opens with Felicity is sitting on a bench leaning against the wall of her locker room. She is reading a copy of Stephen King's classic novel "Cujo" with a nervous look on her face.] Felicity: Man, I really hope something bad happens to this dog. [A hand reached in from off screen and takes the book from her hand and closes it, Felicity looks at this person and the camera pans out revealing it to be Summer McCoy.] Felicity: What crappy security in this building ... [Summer glares at Felicity without saying anything.] Felicity: Ok, I can guess what you are here for. I guess you want me to explain why I had to attack you with the Flick Driver on the last Exile. [Summer crosses her arms and keeps glaring at Felicity without saying anything.] Felicity: I know you might think what I did was crappy, but it was something I had to do. You and Crystal Hilton have been getting kind of close, and it was starting to make me feel like I was being forgotten about. I couldn't let that happen. [Summer tilts her head while Felicity keeps talking.] Felicity: I have been here for a long time, and I have had my eye on that Rockford State Championship for months, ever since I got screwed out of it back at Bitch Bitch Bang Bang. I never did get my rematch, even after I was the one who took Quinne out of DU and Crystal never would have won the title back if I didn't do that. She was thinking she could just keep avoiding me because we were friends and I never would have gotten this shot tonight if I didn't do what I did, so I'm sure you should understand. [Summer uncrosses her arms and places her hands on her hips.] Felicity: So while that belt is mine I do have something here to make sure you don't go home empty handed tonight. A present you can have to show how we can still be friend after the match, and to make sure the match is fair and doesn't end up as a handicap match against me. [Felicity reaches into her gym bag and pulls out an 8x10 sheet of paper with her picture on it. Summer takes it as Felicity hands it to her.] Felicity: See, I even signed it "To Summer, my biggest fan." That is going to be worth a lot of money, so I'm sure you'll appreciate it ... so is everything forgiven? [Summer suddenly slaps Felicity hard across the face. Felicity holds the side of her face and looks at Summer shocked.] Summer: Good luck tonight. [Summer walks away leaving Felicity to look at her with a red mark across her face from Summer's slap. Felicity notices her picture has been dropped on the ground.] Felicity: Hey, you forgot your present. Askai Championship Ladder Match Maya Okosaki vs. Tiger Lily © JLT: We have a ladder match coming up next as the friendly competition between Maya Okosaki and Tiger Lily reaches the big finale! Lily’s Askai Championship will be on the line and be hanging over the ring, with both women having to retain the belt to win the match! Leah: Maya won the right to fight Lily a while back and they’ve agreed to keep this fight fair, so I’m predicting a boring match in which we get loads of cuddles and hugs and all that crap! JLT: I disagree, I think both these women will take the fight to each other! Maya’s a master of submissions and Lily has a more air-based repertoire so we’re in for a clash of styles! Leah: Let’s not forget that Lily’s got two matches tonight so if Maya pummels her overweight behind then that’s going to hinder Lily later on, a ladder match is far from an easy contest! JLT: That’s right, I think Krysta Taylor was cruel in not making this match the first on tonight’s show to give Lily and Lilith more time to recover! Leah: Oh please, Krysta is fabulous! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system and Maya steps into the aisle and begins making her way down the aisle. Despite the fans cheering her on. Maya's focus is soley on the ring and the match ahead. once at the ring she steps through the ropes and bows respectfully to the referee before going over to her corner to meditate.] John Roe: The following contest is a ladder match for the Askai Championship. Introducing the challenger, hailing from Kyoto, Japan; at a weight of 120lbs...MAYA OKOSAKI!!! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” plays through the PA system as the large screens begin to flash images of the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans. As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Anna continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs, she is the reigning Askai Champion...TIGER LILY!!! [Maya and Tiger Lily stand opposite each other, they glance around the ring at the ladders laying at ringside. Lily hands her championship to the referee and he calls for the bell. Lily and Maya walk towards each other, Maya extends her hand in a handshake. Lily smiles and accepts it as the two women shake hands in the centre of the ring.] JLT: Aww, that’s a nice sight to see! I was almost thinking that good sportsmanship was dead in this sport! Leah: I bet they’re lesbians too. [Maya and Lily then tie-up, Maya pulls Lily into a side headlock and flips her down into the canvas. Maya tries to lock on an armbar but Lily rolls away and finds her feet. Both women then circle each other but Lily drops to the canvas with a leg sweep, knocking Maya off her feet. Lily then runs to the ropes as Maya stands up, Lily runs towards Maya and leaps on her shoulders for an attempted hurricanrana but Maya blocks the move and pulls Lily into a fireman’s carry.] JLT: Smooth counter by Maya! [Maya then leaps forward and plants Lily in the canvas with a michinoku driver. Lily holds her head as Maya rolls out of the ring, she picks up two ladders and slides them into the ring. Maya sets one up over the dangling title belt. Maya then sets the other one up in the corner, sticking the end between the top and second rope and the ladder acts almost like a ramp.] Leah: I wish I had a steamroller, so I could lie Lily on that ladder and just flatten her happy ass. [Maya turns around to see Lily swing her leg at her and connecting “Snaggletooth” kick to the face. Maya stumbles backwards and hits the ropes, holding her face. Maya walks forwards towards Lily and swings with a clothesline but Lily ducks and lifts Maya up into a “Beach Break” backbreaker.] [Maya hits the canvas and holds her back, Lily immediately turns and runs towards the ladder under the title. She begins to scale the ladder quickly, with lots of her energy in her at this point in the match. Lily reaches near the top but Maya begins to rock the ladder. Lily holds onto the ladder and Maya begins to climb up on the opposite side of it, as Lily adjusts her footing and continues to climb.] JLT: Both women are climbing the ladder, this could end badly! Look how much that ladder is rocking! Leah: It’s not as rockin’ as my outfit though! JLT: Do you ever stop talking about yourself? Leah: Only when other people talk about me. [Lily stands near the top of the ladder and reaches out for the title belt but Maya has quickly reached the same level as her and nails her in the mid-section with a elbow. Lily holds her stomach as Maya tries to grab Lily’s head. Lily counters by nailing Maya with a shot to the face and driving her head into the top of the ladder.] [Lily then sits on the top of the ladder, as Maya holds her face. Lily pulls Maya into a rock bottom style move and lifts Maya into the air and shoves her backwards. Maya flies through the air and crashes back-first into the mat below.] JLT: Ahh! Did you see that?! Maya could be dead! Leah: Hopefully, that was a huge fall! Gravity really hates Asian people, I can’t believe the impact of that move! [Maya lies motionless on the canvas as Lily stands on the top of the ladder. She looks down onto Maya and leaps forward with a 450 splash “Summer Lovin’” from the top of the ladder. Lily sails through the air before colliding on top of Maya as the fans cheer for the huge move.] JLT: Holy crap! Lily nailed the Summer Lovin’ from the top of the ladder! What a dangerous move that was! Leah: She squashed Maya and looks like she hurt herself in the process! [Lily holds her stomach as she rolls on the canvas, hurting from the impact. The fans cheer, sparking up a “Lily!” chant. Lily smiles and rolls to her feet, she climbs to her feet and begins to climb the ladder once again.] [Maya holds her body from the impact and glances at Lily making her way up the ladder, Maya then crawls towards Lily who battles her way up the ladder. Maya then stands and grabs Lily’s ankle.] [Lily looks over her shoulder at Maya and Maya yanks Lily from the ladder as Lily lands face-first in the canvas. Maya then wraps her legs around Lily’s body with body scissors and locks in the ankle lock, completing Maya’s famed “Scissored Ankle Lock”.] JLT: Maya’s locked in her finishing move! There’s no submissions in this match, Lily needs to escape this hold as soon as possible, it could cost her a lot! Leah: Lily is barefoot too, I think Maya could have a foot fetish, I hope she doesn’t start tonguing Lily’s toes. JLT: Don’t be so gross, Maya is a serious wrestler! [Maya adds pressure to the submission as Lily winches from the pain, she uses her free hands to begin to crawl to the ropes, having to drag Maya’s weight with her. Maya applies more pressure to the hold as Lily yells out in pain, Lily claws her way and manages to place her hand on the bottom rope. The referee demands Maya to release the hold and she does.] [Maya then scoops Lily up and stands her in front of the ramp ladder, Maya dips behind Lily and applies a full nelson. Lily tries to escape by kicking Maya’s shins but Maya moves her legs out of reach. Maya applies the hold for several more seconds before falling backwards with a full nelson suplex, sending Lily crashing into the ladder.] Leah: Haha! JLT: Ouch! Lily’s body smashed into that ladder, that must of hurt! Maya is really using her experience against Lily, I don’t think the Californian was expecting Maya to be so full-on! Leah: Lily is just an idiot, she should have bitchslapped Maya when she had the chance! [Maya then rolls to her feet and walks to the ladder, she begins to climb, her energy starting to drain. Maya reaches the top of the ladder and begins to stand, reaching out for the title with her fingers grasping it. Lily has managed to found her feet and picks up the ladder she landed on, she walks to the centre of the ring and sets it up next to Maya’s ladder.] [Maya glances down at her as Lily begins to shake Maya’s ladder, Maya struggles to keep her balance and steps down a few pegs to hold on better. Lily then begins to climb up her ladder, Maya turns to greet Lily, booting her in the face with a kick. Lily holds her jaw and Maya tries the move again but Lily catches it and holds onto it.] JLT: I don’t have a good feeling about this! [Maya then tries to use her leg to push Lily backwards but Lily drags Maya forward as Maya and Lily both stand on the same ladder, Lily pulls Maya into a suplex position but Maya manages to elbow out of it.] [Maya then steps back onto her ladder and kicks Lily in the mid-section. Maya then holds both hands onto a peg of the ladder and pulls her feet up, Lily looks up at Maya but Maya boots her in the face with a dropkick. Lily flies backwards and crashes into the canvas below, skidding out of the ring and to the outside.] [Maya then adjusts herself and begins to climb the ladder, she reaches the top and kneels on the top of the ladder. She looks over at Lily who lies on the outside of the ring, Maya then carefully stands up on the top of the ladder and reaches out, she grabs the Askai Championship and yanks it from it’s hinges. The referee calls for the bell.] John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Askai Champion…MAYA OKOSAKI!!! [Maya hugs the championship belt and begins to climb down from the ladder, she reaches the canvas and wraps the belt around her waist, buckling it into place. Maya then rolls out of the ring and stands over Tiger Lily, Lily stirs.] JLT: Maya is the new champion! Leah: I hope she puts the final blow into Lily now! [Maya helps Lily to her feet and extends her hand for a handshake, a dazed Lily returns it as Maya turns and begins to make her way up the ramp and to the back. Lily applauds and staggers way to the backstage area, holding the small of her back and slapping some fans hands on the way.] JLT: Maya is the new champion, that was a very good match, I’m glad that it ended so nicely! Leah: Niceness is for losers, I can’t wait to see Maya get some real competition and be faced with a big bad bitch! Hey, maybe I should challenge her? I love assaulting and abusing Asian people! JLT: But you can’t wrestle? Leah: Neither can Aphrodite but if I just flash Shane a boob, I’ll be the champion in no time! [We find Carley already suited up for tonight’s tag team match skipping down a backstage hall way humming to herself and looking excited as always, she suddenly stops as she thinks she heard something.] Voice: Carleyyyyy. Over herrrreee. Carley: Huh! Whose there? [A Kangaroo puppet with boxing gloves appears out of a door way behind Carley.] Kangaroo: Hello there mate, my name’s Skipper. G’day to you. [Carley turns around and gasps as she cannot believe her eyes.] Carley: Oh wow a talking Kangaroo!!! And and it’s like sooo mega cuuute I gotta fetch Courtney and Lily!! Kangaroo: No, this is just for you Carley. You can take me to see your good mates later on, g’day. I have a wonderful surprise for ya. Would ya like to know what it is? Carley: Heeeeyyyy!!!! That’s a fantabulous idea my sissy and Lily love surprises!!! Kangaroo: It’s a present for you mate. A big present for ya, an early Christmas one! Carley: A present for me?!! WHOOPIEE I’ll be right there Mr. Kanagroo!! [Carley runs over to the Kangaroo her eyes beaming with excitement.] Carley: So what is it? Is it like totally yummy Strawberry Ice Cream or or Hot Chocolate with those itty bitty pink Marshmellows! [With lightning fast motion the puppet’s arms strike out connecting with Carley’s nose. The camera zooms in as Carley goes cross eyed and a moan parts from her lips before she crashes to the ground and that is when the puppeteer is revealed to be…LILITH!!] [Lilith stands over Carley’s body, pulling the puppet off her hand and tossing it down onto the blonde’s body and smiles with a snarl.] Lilith: That makes my evening a whole lot easier. [Lilith steps over Carley’s body and walks up the corridor as Carley lays knocked out, holding her face from the punch and the with the cute kangaroo lying on her chest. She groans, holding her head.] [The scene goes to the back with Aphrodite and Ruby sitting down in a couch looking at a bag full of things. Aphrodite looks a little upset while she starts taking out the contents of the bag] Aphrodite: I don't understand why I gotta like be involved in this stupefied match! Ruby: Because you have to defend your belt that's why, Just look at this way. You're getting more spotlight doing it, so it can't hurt your career in the least Hun. Aphrodite: Whateva Ruby! I'm the one that has to fight two demented Texans in their little hometown full of dorks and rednecks, Like I mean I walked outside to get a pop of soda and some guy missing more teeth than Whitney Houston after a Bobby brown beating came at me wanting me to sign his chest! Like ewww gross..And I mean like I nearly died the last time battled Tracee, she's nuts and she got yucky hair too. Ruby: Well, this is why we got this then. Aphrodite: I just hope that this plan works because we like have to know how to be a Redneck in the shortest amount of time..I mean sure the easiest way is to drink beer and live in a trailer park, but since the trailer park is out of the question and the beer too cause that makes you fat..I need other measures. [Aphrodite and Ruby look at the contents of the bag] Aphrodite: See now these is more me..I loved Daisy Dukes from the Dukes of hazards show, And I do mean Daisy Dukes from the show and now the dumb slut Jessica Simpson, she is like so not pretty..and she has no ass to fill those Daisy Dukes. Ruby: But you have a little ass too. Aphrodite: My ass is lovely..so shut up! Ruby: Okay sorry. Anyway the next step to becoming a Texan is getting a hat..getting some boots made out of a snake, and possibly getting some teeth knocked out so you can look like a true redneck! Aphrodite: I got the cool cowgirl hat..so check! Umm the boots are going to be a problem, but I think we can find it here..this is Texas after all and then I'm gonna walk with them because boots are made for walking, and that's what I'm gonna do! so check on the boots.. Now the teeth I got some fake ones because I can't just like knock out some teeth..I COULD END UP LOOKING WORSER THAN LILITH! Ruby: True, but now you gotta learn the most important one out of all. Aphrodite: Which is what? [Then there's a sudden knock on the door. Ruby smiles and goes to open it, when she does a man dressed all in black looking really good with his tight jeans and sexy boots had Aphrodite almost drooling. Getting up from her seat she smiles but she forgot she had the fake teeth, the guy steps back getting a little scared by it.] Ruby: Aphrodite, I want you to meet Ramon..he's here to help you learn the art of square dancing! Aphrodite: Oh my god..yay, but wait what's the point of me learning how to square dance when I have a match and not a dance competition? Ruby: You need all the help you can get on this one because one, you don't know what Tracee and her midget little sister are going to throw at you. and number two, I've all ways wanted to learn to do that..so lets get at it. Aphrodite: I feel like I'm going to a ho-down and not a wrestling match. Ramon: Ready ladies? Ruby and Aphrodite: Yes! Tag Team Championship Match Carley & Courtney Monroe (Blonde Ambition) vs. Katrina & Lilith (The Occult) © JLT: We’ve seen Lilith’s opponent later tonight Tiger Lily in action already tonight and she looked bruised and battered after that match! Next up, Lilith is going to have to keep strong as she teams with long-time partner Katrina to defend the tag championships against Carley and Courtney Monroe! Leah: Please, like this match is even a challenge. I bet it will be over in 5 seconds, like Katrina’s victory over Aphrodite a couple of weeks ago. Blonde Ambition are not a threat! Ha! JLT: Well we’ll see, they have been champions before. They piped the Occult to the post before, it was a three-way if I recall correctly. People are too quick to doubt Blonde Ambition, they’ve had numerous victories in the last few weeks and they’ve earned this title shot! Leah: They’re just complete dumbasses! I have no doubt that the Occult will destroy them! JLT: Well we’ll find out, won’t we? Leah: Yes, we will! ["Shake ya Tail Feathers" by Nelly plays as smoke pours out of the entrance and strobe lights flash. Soon Courtney comes out piggy backing Carley both wave to the crowd, both have their trademark big grins on their faces. Upon reaching the ring Carley slides off Courtney's back and both slide into the ring going to opposite corners where they wave to the crowd and shake their rear ends to the phrase 'shake ya tail feathers' both then meet in the center of the ring and remove their sunglasses and raise their arms into the air as pyro goes off behind them.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Tag Team Championships. Introducing the challengers, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a combined weight of 130lbs, Carley and Courtney...BLONDE AMBITION!!! ["Alone In My Room" by Skin plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.] [The lights go out in the arena as spotlights move about the crowd and "Superstar" by Saliva being to play over the loud speakers. As the lyrics start to kick in, a green spotlight goes to the entranceway and Katrina walks out from behind the curtain. Katrina enters the ring and begins to pose for the crowd, who begins to boo their once favorite diva. Kat just ignores them and continues to pose.] John Roe: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 387lbs, they are accompanied to the ring by Kristin Wallace-Hudson and the reigning Tag Team Champions, Katrina and Lilith...THE OCCULT!!! [Both teams stand in their corners, Katrina and Lilith discuss who will start first while Carley Monroe rests her head against the turnbuckle, still holding her nose. Courtney walks to the centre of the ring and the referee calls for the bell. Lilith then walks towards Courtney and stares at her, Katrina exits the ring behind Courtney but instead of staying in her corner, she walks along the apron and scales the top turnbuckle. Katrina leaps off with a missile dropkick connecting to Courtney and knocking her down into the canvas.] [Lilith skips out of the way and leaves the ring as Katrina immediately tries to lock in an STF on Courtney but Courtney wriggles too much. Katrina finally abandons the submission attempt and Courtney climbs to her feet, Katrina whips her to the ropes. Courtney bounces back and Katrina nails her with a clothesline.] [Katrina then calls Lilith into the ring, Lilith stands with her foot on Courtney’s body as Katrina runs to the ropes. Katrina bounces back and Lilith picks her up, hoisting her high up into the air, Katrina then executes a swanton bomb to connect to Courtney. Katrina hooks the leg.] JLT: Nice double team! [1] [2] [Courtney kicks out.] Leah: I’m surprised she kicked out at the right time, I thought the Monroes could only count up to 2. [Katrina brings Courtney to her feet and whips her to the ropes but Courtney counters with a cartwheel, Katrina runs towards her and Courtney nails her with a spinning heel kick. Courtney then begins to dance at nailing her move and runs over to her corner, jumping up and down with Carley on the apron.] [Katrina comes from behind to Courtney, grabbing her in a waistlock and pulling her a German suplex but Courtney rolls out of the move and whips Katrina into the corner. Courtney then charges towards her and executes a handspring elbow, nailing Katrina in the face. Courtney then grabs Katrina’s head and bulldogs her into the middle of the ring.] JLT: Courtney is taking the fight to Katrina, she’s looking focused! Maybe she knows that this is a very important match for them? Leah: Courtney is the smarter one. [Courtney rolls Katrina over and gently bounces to the ropes, executing a cartwheel into an elbow drop, dropping her elbow into the heart of the Queen of Pain. Courtney then squeals as she leaps to her feet and runs over to Carley, they high-five each other as Courtney accidentally tags in her sister.] Leah: This is painful to watch, they’re like the level of dumb you only expect to find in movies! [The referee demands Carley enter the ring but Carley holds her nose still from the kangaroo blow and shakes her head no, Courtney then stands to the referee with her hands on her hips and a stern look on her face. Meanwhile, across the ring Katrina has crawled to her corner and tagged in Lilith. Lilith enters the ring and stands, watching the Monroes.] JLT: Carley was tagged in? What are they doing? [Carley still refuses to enter the ring and sticks her tongue out at the referee, Lilith has had enough and approaches Courtney from behind. She pulls Courtney into a pumphandle slam and drives her into the canvas. Carley looks shocked and Lilith winks at her before grabbing her by the throat.] [Carley tries to scream but she acts like she has no air and pulls all funny faces like she’s in the process of Lilith, Lilith scowls at her and lifts her into the ring by her throat. Lilith then puts Carley down as she drops to her knees coughing loudly. Lilith stands with her hands on her hips and shaking her head.] [Lilith yanks Carley to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Lilith tries to pick her up for a sidewalk slam but Carley counters with a headscissors, taking Lilith into the floor. Lilith holds her neck and finds her feet, Carley takes a deep breath and runs towards her.] JLT: Carley needs to keep Lilith off her feet, there is such a huge height difference between them! I doubt Carley could even pick Lilith up! [Lilith counters by kneeling down and catching Carley’s legs and tossing her up into the air, Carley manages to counter as she falls by grabbing Lilith into a DDT position and swinging around her body to plant her in the canvas with a tornado DDT. Carley then lies on Lilith’s body as a cover.] [1] [2] [Katrina interrupts the count.] JLT: That was a close one, we could have had new champions! Leah: Please, Blonde Ambition have no chance. [Katrina pulls Carley to her feet by her hair but Courtney Monroe charges into the ring and runs towards Katrina, leaping on her with a Lou Thesz press and nailing her in the face with lefts and rights. Carley then stands applauding her sister’s assault and begins to leap up and down.] [Lilith comes from behind to Carley, grabbing her blonde locks and flinging her backwards into the corner with a hare mare as Carley slams into the turnbuckle and falls into the floor. Lilith then drags Carley from the corner as Carley lays dazed on her back. Lilith straddles Carley and wraps her hands around Carley’s neck, Lilith then pushes forward with her leg and handstands on Carley’s neck, applying maximum pressure to the choke.] JLT: Lilith calls that the “Autoerotic Asphyxiation”, that’s an illegal move! Leah: You confuse the word “illegal” and “great”, who cares if it’s not allowed? Rules are made to be broken! [The referee forces Lilith to remove the hold and she does, Carley holds her neck and gasps for hair. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Courtney has pulled Katrina into a powerbomb position, Courtney hoists Katrina into the air and walks towards the ropes, Courtney tries to powerbomb her out of the ring but Katrina counters with a hurricanrana as both women fall from the ring and crash on the floor on the outside of the ring.] [Lilith brings Carley to her feet and whips her across the ring into a corner, Lilith follows up with an attempted clothesline but Carley pulls her feet up and boots Lilth in the face. Lilith stumbles backwards and for a strange reason holds her stomach, Lilith then tries to charge at Carley again but she nails Lilith in the face with an elbow. Carley climbs to the top rope and sits on the top turnbuckle.] JLT: Carley’s could be going for high risk here! She is a former Askai Champion! [Carley grabs Lilith’s head and pulls her into a reverse DDT position, Carley then cheers herself and leaps forward, planting Lilith in the canvas with a “The Cutdown” reverse DDT. Carley then leaps up into the air and begins to applaud herself, so proud of nailing the move. Carley dances for several seconds before she pins Lilith.] JLT: Carley nailed “The Cutdown”! It’s over! [1] [2] [Katrina interrupts the count.] Leah: Umm, no it’s not! [Katrina brings Carley to her feet and pulls her into a powerbomb position, Katrina signals for a Kat Nip flipping piledriver but Carley counters by dropping to her knees. Carley then nails a low blow to Katrina but the move doesn’t affect Katrina, Carley stands with a smile on her face but Katrina shakes her head.] [Carley then turns around as Courtney Monroe has scaled the top rope and leaps towards the back of Katrina, Courtney nails her with a missile dropkick as Katrina flies forward towards Carley. Carley then leaps into the air and boots Katrina in the face with a dropkick.] [Katrina falls to the canvas as Carley and Courtney then begin to dance with each other and giggle about their moves, the fans cheer as they dance around each other, whooing like school girls. Lilith finds her feet and charges towards the Monroes but the Monroes cartwheel out of the way and Lilith’s attempted double clothesline only hits air.] JLT: Blonde Ambition’s agility is working really well in this match! Leah: They should just join a cheerleading team if they’re so agile! They’d be good at that instead of getting their ass kicked every week! [Carley spins around to a newly risen Katrina who kicks her in the mid-section and pulls her into a death valley driver, planting her into the canvas. Courtney and Lilith then tie-up, with Courtney kicking Lilith in the mid-section and pulling her into a powerbomb position and signaling for her finisher.] [Katrina heads to the top rope and perches and at the same time, Courtney hoists Lilith into the air for “The Courtney Crunch” widow’s peak. Courtney nails the move and drives Lilith into the canvas as Katrina leaps from the top rope with her “Kat’s Eye” 450 splash, landing on top of Carley.] JLT: Whoa! Did you see that? Leah: I’m not blind? That was pretty cool! [Courtney then runs to the top turnbuckle and begins to celebrate nailing the move, Katrina glances at her as she keeps the same position on Carley and the referee counts the pin.] JLT: What is wrong with Courtney?! She could be covering! Leah: Katrina has a pin! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners and STILL Tag Team Champions…THE OCCULT!!! JLT: The Occult retain the belts! [Katrina rolls off Carley’s body with a smile on her face, Courtney stops dancing and looks around with a look of shock on her face. Katrina laughs at her and walks over to Lililth, she helps Lilith to her feet and hugs her. Courtney brushes past both divas and tends to Carley on the canvas.] [Lilith and Katrina roll out of the ring and head up the ramp together, they hold their titles in the air. Lilith has a demonic grin on her face as Katrina smiles and points to the Occult fans in the audience. Courtney then begins to throw a tantrum in the middle of the ring, leaping up and down.] JLT: Lilith has kept one of her titles, that’s going to give her confidence a boost for her big match later on! I don’t know why Courtney is complaining about, if she had covered Lilith, she may have won the match! Leah: It’s a shame, beaten by your own stupidity! Congrats to the Occult anyway, how fabulously evil they are! [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor standing with a smile on her face, she wears a low-cut top showing her breasts and her blonde hair, complete with blonde highlights flows. She pouts for the camera. Next to her stands Crystal Hilton dressed in her ring attire, with her title belt around her waist. Crystal slaps the belt and smiles. Krysta brings the microphone to her lips.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing by with ghetto trashbag ho Crystal Hilton. She puts her championship on the line against her friend Summer McCoy and that old bitch Felicity. Crystal, how are you feeling tonight? Confident? Crystal: First of all don't call me a Ho second of all of course I am feeling confident why kind of question is that anyway. Krysta Taylor: I don’t know, maybe you were feeling constipated or horny. You’re defending your title against your friend, Autumn McCoy, do you think your friendship could be over if you lose to her tonight? Crystal: Not really, Summer and myself aren't going to let the Rockford State Championship come before our friendship. When we get in the ring it's all business but when we leave we will still be friends at the end of the day. Besides we have a man stealing harlot in the ring with us who denounced my friendship with her and pegged Summer in the head so there will be retribution for that chick to pay. Krysta Taylor: Aww, that’s really…boring. Felicity is a slut though, it’s like, woman close your damn legs! Although, speaking of old hags and babies. You’re looking a little fat standing there. Are you pregnant again? Is it time for accident number 2? Crystal: Shut up Krysta, before i have to show you my thorns. Your lucky i like you or else i would of dropped you on your head before this interview even started. Krysta Taylor: Okay, I don’t really want to see your STD. So, as the year is coming to an end and you’re still the Rockford State Champion. Where do you see yourself going in the future, championship or not? What’s your aims? Crystal: Well for starters Summer and myself will take the Tag Team Division to new heights when we go through the rankings to eventually get a shot at the gold, and I look forward to eventually getting my chance at the Stripped Championship just to further show my dominance. Krysta Taylor: Cool, cool. My final question, you call yourself “The Rose Girl” but I can’t figure out why. Roses are usually beautiful and smell gorgeous. I don’t make that connection with you, why do you call yourself it? Crystal: Ha ha, funny funny. You know that I am both beautiful like a Rose, and just like a Rose I also have my thorns which is my bad side, and that is something you just don't want to be apart of. I wouldn't push any more smart questions if I was you unless you wanna witness some of my roses yourself. The bouquet of roses that will accompany to your funeral. Krysta Taylor: Okay, well good luck tonight. I hope you lose the title and some weight. [Crystal gives Krysta a long stern look as Krysta smiles cheekily at her. Crystal walks away from Krysta, shaking her head. Krysta then turns back to the camera and resumes pouting, winking at the viewers.] <-Continue->